FLUFFY ABUSE THREAD
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FLUFFY ABUSE THREAD
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i love seeing 40k fags shitposting in the emperors name
So much fluffy agony.
>>700285969
Well played friend
>>700286111
damn and you got trips too.
i got nothing
>>700286243
You got singles friend. It's better than nothing
Why do fluffies poop on everything?
>>700286500
shut up bunny fucker
>>700286500
Why ?
>>700286500
I don't know what's worse. Fluffy threads, or rabbit fuckers
Hilary is the worst fluffy author i have ever read, please stop
Meh. Fluffy abuse is kinda boring in 2016. Maybe will see you with my images in a future thread. Have fun
>>700288844
>>700288922
>>700289007
Saved for ammunition
>>700290814
In da gwim dawk footoore, dey is onwy fwuffies.
>>700282092
what does bestah mean?
>>700291269
Best one
>>700290226
who isn't?
>>700285635
I really really like this image!
>>700286500
You tell me, faggot.
bump
>>700289679
pillowfluffs are so miserable, i love the concept (it's stupid as hell but is so cruel that as an abuser is a masterpiece)
>>700294871
obviously.....fucking retard
>>700290814
I ilke fluffy stuff and your stuff, so thanks guys, you're both cool!
>>700295567
i love you
>>700295935
Michelin Man rule 34?
>>700295945
>>700296352
for you anon ;) <3
Heres a story for you
> you and your family moved to a new house
>has large backyard perfect for a garden,
>months later you have a thriving garden filled with plants, vegetables etc
> Kids love to play behind house in stream,
> Hear Scream then crying.
> Daughter runs to the back door, gripping her right hand which had a teeth-like indent and a small cut.
> Ask her who did it Thinking it was some dumb kid,
> She says it was a big squirrel
> Get bb gun, go out back,
>Fuck
>Fluffies,
> A fuck ton of them,
>A group of over 100 fluffies trot onto your yard.
> The leader claims it is their home now and they will give you "Biggest Owies" If you don't leave.
> Fuck,
>Too many to just kick through them,
> Can't call animal control, fucking hippies can't do shit.
> Wait one day
> Wake uo to the horrible smell of shit,
> Fluffies Ravaged the garden, shit everywhere, Eating wild berries.
>What to do.
>Need some way to get them out,
>Go into garage. get the hedge trimmer
Cont?
This is my first ever fluffy story so sorry if its bad
>>700296775
The human mind never ceases to amaze me.
>>700296968
yes
>>700296968
continue
>>700296968
Nah, the ending would be too predictable. Should have just shot the smarty leader and his special friend and the herd would have left running in fear
>>700294678>>700292832
want more fluggbys fuck this faggot fluffy shit>>700294678
>>700282947
so these things cannot live outdoors now?
Hi, I am op. This has to be one of the most productive fluffy threads ever. I am proud of this thead and all its contributors. I will now go back to watching Elementary (american tv show).
>>700297812
You go do that.
>>700284945
does this happen alot?
>>700297750
GOD DONT YOU EVEN KNOW THE FLUFFY LORE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET THE FUCK OF THIS THREAD
>>700298025
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Somebody should draw this horse hoof into a fluffy comic. The outer wall is removed in this photograph.
>>700286467
so... why would you buy the fluffy int he first place?
>>700298220
would fuck
>>700297740
Here ya go, faggot.
>>700287912
hmmm... so all the feral 'pest' epidemics are false them. these things CANNOT survive outside of human care.
>>700298233
To abuse. What other possible reason is there?
>>700298499
L8 2 the party, M8
>>700298456
Thanks nigger :*
>>700290457
half their fur is shit
>>700298220
It's beautiful, but why was it removed?
>>700298771
THATS HERESY ONE IS NEVER LATE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
>>700298607
Sure the can, just not for long. They breed like rabbits, so the feral population is always being replenished. Also, dumbasses that turn out house fluffies add to the pest problem.
>>700299019
acknowledged.
>>700297554
Does he ever get the food?
>>700299612
Yeah if you watch until the end its like 15 minutes long.
>>700299065
The horse was used as a cadaver in a dissection. Probably for ver school. It is really interesting how the hoof seems to be composed of striated bed, much like our fingernails.
>>700299172
I got yer heresy right here, ya corpse worshipping, dickless slab of bolter bait.
>>700299852
BY THE EMPEROR HOW HERETICAL
>>700299224
>They breed like rabbits,
and we have yet to see a baby make it to adulthood without human care...
>>700299962
Call the Arbites, like I give a fuck
>>700296968
Just lost all my fucking work
>This hedge trimmer aint fuckin around
>This could turn your dog into a smoothie
>A fluffy approaches your garage with caution hearing the noise.
>Quickly turned into a thin glue
>The rest are still shredding your fucking lawn,
>Soon you'll be shredding them.
> Ready to kill,
>break into a full speed dash
>Catch them all by surprise and start ripping through them.
> They scatter in fear as they see their fellow Fluffs shred to brown and red sludge.
> Best feeling ever.
> You see the Pure white smartie, the leader.
>You have something special for this one
>Run by, grab him and his "special friend.
>Hold them firmly around the neck
>make them watch the rest of their herd get torn to pieces
>Thats what you get
> aftermath of the massacre
> Many ponies led, but your lawn is stained fuck,
>half of the grass is eaten, the other half is covered in shit and gore
> many ponies fled but you still have the leader and his "special friend"
> he cries while struggling to get out of your firm grasp.
> Look him in the eye.
>"Look at what You did, This is your fault"
>Flip the mower upside down turn on.
> Slowly lower his mate into it.
>LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
>Start to lower him as well.
>chop is hooves off.
>You aren't dying yet
> drive to the city where you find more fluffies
> throw him in alley
> what happens next isn't your problem
I can do more if you'd like
>>700300080
Nigga, is you high? Shit happens all the time.
>>700295567
Kek. Strangely enough this actually hasn't happened with any fluffy posts I've seen. I've seen owners kill the babies but not the mother. But I love the flugbies. Keep it up.
>>700300572
I might take an hour, or two tomorrow and make some more fluggbies. Thanks
>>700300572
Seconded.
>>700298456
I have a request. It's a fluffy parody but not a flugby. It's the one were a vet is saying to someone "Quadruple amputation for no reason, are you autistic? Get the fuck out of my office" then he replies with "lmao hugboxer". Does anyone have it?
>>700299822
Thanks, dubs.
>>700300486
Sure, but make it different/creative if you know what I mean.
>>700302041
Looks like a mutant down syndrome pit bull to me
>>700302436
Get the fuck outta here with your knock off fluggbys you worthless plagiarizing faggot.
>>700300357
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
RIP thread
>>700302880
Good luck finding me, corpse fucker. I'm behind 7 purity seals.
>>700305125
never forgetti
>>700305125
might as well post one last thing before it dies.
>>700300486
Too late to continue bedtime
>>700305125
It was good while it lasted. Hasta la bye-bye,
>>700305588
Well, one last
Papa flugby in the house. I'll post some of mine before I go to sleep.
>>700281759
Why is John Riccitiello an unimaginable disappointment OP?
lol this one's my current favorite
>>700304116
i wonder if the ones that cost more get abused as well
>>700306565
unless their attitude is changed as well, probably not.
>>700300500
nah, all foals, if not still born, die of cold, heat, malnutrician, shart objects, predators, other fluffies darwin awards, you name it. one mammahs can only conceive so many times before something kills her.
if I see one example of a fluffies dying of old age in the wild, I will believe that survival is possible, till then, the adults live a little, foals have no chance.
>>700290918
Jewish fluffies. Now I've seen everything. More?
>>700303691
these things cannot survive outdoors, even with assisted products....
>>700305125
so... these things have souls?
>>700307822
Does this change anything?
>>700307989
jsut kinda weird that these things, being fucked up synthetic pests get souls.... how does that work?
>>700302376
More of these, please.
>>700307822
>>700308233
nice dubs
if you believe that anything has a soul, what qualifies something to have one?
>>700306123
so basically if fluffies were the straight-men in their own stories...
>>700308437
Because you are a normal, sane individual
>>700309016
well, since fluffies were created, not evolved, where would their souls go? this opens up a new page of lore...
>>700292832
this sums up all amputee stories.
>>700309284
All fluffies go to hell.
>>700309284
Their souls are devoured by jellenheimers
>>700309284
I guess they would be considered abominations, so they're probably damned. I wonder if their souls could be saved if they got baptized or something?
I don't know a lot about christianity.
>>700309482
so... then what is the point?
>>700309741
other religions have souls too, its not just the Christians.
>>700309857
What's the point of any of this?
>>700309482
Hell, ya say?
>>700309973
True, and I don't know a lot about those religions either. I was just saying that because I brought up baptism.
>>700310010
i don't know, there's diagetically no point to a fluffy having a soul and implying an after life, and yet we get art of it implying that fluffies get a life after death. that is new and interesting and one would wonder, in their own way, what is that afterlife?
>>700310435
I wonder if they get their own heaven and hell, or if they're reincarnated.
>>700310198
well my question is, are they going anywhere with this revelation, or is there no point?
>>700310809
well, that's niche for the lore to fill
>>700310907
Maybe someone will make something out of it. Until then, I guess there's no point.
>>700311702
>>700311166
>>700311024
>>700310435
>>700309741
>>700309284
I think that's up to God to decide. Like, especially good fluffies go to some kind of a heaven or Elysian fields, the rest just vanish into oblivion, including the unremarkable ones.
>>700285224
>>700285433
WHO DO I TRUST!!!!!?!!?!?!?!!?????????????
>>700312226
or SkettiLand>>700311612
>>700312406
kek
mawie antwanettie, "let them eat sketti!"
>>700309857
That to be a fluffy is to suffer.
>>700312540
I'm trying to imagine an abstract, unimaginably powerful and omniscient entity creating a place called 'SkettiLand'. It's quite funny. ("blessed are the virtuous sapient horses of small stature, for theirs shall be the land of elongated pasta".)
>>700313234
I hope someone illustrates it someday.
I can imagine it myself, but I would really love to see someone else's take on it.
>>700292372
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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