Good evening Anonymous! I have returned after the tragic loss of the shrine's computer! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me.
>Ask a question for the tarot cards, request a general prediction, or suggest a focus (love, career, whatever) if you GET.
>Leave a name, and even if you don't GET, you'll receive a fortune cookie courtesy of the junior shrine maidens!
>Patience and love! These things take time, so hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Hey Reimu!
Finally, I've been waiting so much for this.
Felt like staying home today and you show up.
i knew it was a good night to buy some booze
>>700278660
W-wow... Y-yeesh.
>>700279014
Hai~
>>700279099
I wish I could drink.
Good evening.
>>700279099
I'm jealous, I won't be able to afford to drink until September.
>>700278961
>>700279014
>>700279099
Good to know I was missed!
>>700279277
>>700279384
i'd share if i could
>>700279503
oh yes it was dreadful without ya
>>700279277
Hmm? Is something wrong?
>>700279384
Hi onee-chan! I missed you!
Hia people, I'm back
-Azazel
>>700279747
You seem like my kind of person.
>>700279625
I'll just get super drunk in September to make up for it.
>>700279694
I missed you too. How are things?
Welcome back, Reimu.
I'm very glad to see you, and I'm very glad you arrived before tomorrow.
Tomorrow is a special day.
>>700279886
Depends on what you like
-Azazel
>>700279969
A lot better now that I have my computer back! I have a slight headache but I had to make my return no matter what!
>>700279969
Hiya Vert! Also, why in September? Where are you from?
>>700280062
What happens tomorrow?
![[Muffled Kenny Loggins in the distance].png](https://i.imgur.com/TtHhhiK.jpg "[Muffled Kenny Loggins in the distance].png")
>>700279099
Hey chief.
>>700279384
Nice to see ya Vert.
>>700280062
Hey Manhattan. How are ya?
>>700280089
What happened to your computer?
>>700280080
Well that picture from before and name has occult like relations.
>>700280203
Tea-
>>700279969
well if its a thread night i'll join ya in getting super drunk
>>700280202
hi box
>>700280203
...I spilled tea on it...
>>700280251
Interesting, haven't heard that one in a while. I got the nickname Azazel become of my mysterious vibe and how I'm treated.
-Azazel
>>700280190
What *happened.
August 20, 1959, at 1:15 P.M is when I died.
It was a good thing, though, because, obviously, I also didn't die. Yes, it was what made me what I am.
I saw some shit, let me tell you. But I discovered that it also was important for many other people.
I'm celebrating for them, not for myself.
...Mainly.
We'll have drinks and cheesecake, or whatever it is people do.
>>700280469
Nice going. But I've done worse
-Azazel
>>700280369
>>700280469
I spilled coke on a laptop once. It didn't go well for the laptop.
>>700280452
I'd probably be drinking with a friend of mine, but if I'm not then I'll be around.
>>700280612
Good on you, I can relate
-Azazel
>>700280202
Hey, man. I'm doing swell.
Yourself?
>>700280469
That was very naughTEA of you.
>>700280520
Let me look up who Azazel is again. If my memory serves right he is a demon.
>>700280994
Pretty good. Just chillin out right now.
glad to see the thread back
>>700280612
That seems like what people would do, yeah.
>>700280617
Good to know...
>>700280692
Oh yeah, that one's totaled. Luckily I have a generous friend who donated a new one for me!
...this outfit, too.
>>700279625
Hmph.
>>700279694
No. Just... hubba hubba. I think that's the earth-phrase.
>>700280062
>>700281078
How many times have you used manhattan's folder since the reimu threads stopped?
What a glorious occasion!
Even the winter witch is out of her den to celebrate at the shrine today!
>>700281078
>>700281252
Hehehe~
>>700281084
He is a fallen angel like lucifer, his nickname was the scapegoat
-Azazel
>>700281329
Omg, Sandra!
>>700281329
Hia~
-Azazel
>>700281329
Welcome home, Marisa!
>>700281445
yup, just found it in my book. From a ritual. One goat was set free to die in the desert with the sins of man, a "scapegoat" while another one was sacrificed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
-Sweet Roll
It feels so good to see how lively everyone is tonight.
>>700278660
will I ever regain peace and sanity
>>700281657
There are a couple of reasons that I also am called Azazel the Blood God, but that is a story for another day
-Azazel
>>700281169
My laptop somehow survived for a while. It was only something that me and my roommate used for streaming things in our living room though, so I replaced it with a desktop because no matter what we did it wouldn't stop being sticky.
>>700281639
These >>700281699 for this anon >>700281705
For the first reading after this hiatus.
>>700281466
Ah! if it isn't the muun bun~! <3
>>700281577
Hello good sir.
>>700281639
It's good to be home, truly.
I've missed you~
>>700281440
Wha! You have a whole set...
>>700281445
Ow! Too sharp...
>>700281970
I mised you so freakin' much! Where have you BEEN!?
>>700281117
Nice to see you. Who might you be again? I feel like an ass for asking.
>>700282138
I cut my throat with my edges
-Azazel
>>700281705
Since you're the first to ask, I'll answer this one for free!
>Nine of Pentacles
Common sense and order arising out of chaos.
>The Moon
Imagination, dreams, and psychic impressions.
>The Emperor
Worldly power and self control gained through experience. Authority and control.
It sounds like you're on the path to mastering your sanity. Just hang in there, Anonymous!
>>700282272
Literally you?
who here wants to listen to horrible creepypastas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX4EAJ3cEkA
>>700282138
Too far away from you!
Check out what I got the other day
-Azazel
>>700282479
Literally literal?
>>700282588
Where are the (You)'s?
>>700281252
>How many times have you used manhattan's folder since the reimu threads stopped?
Oh my.
There are more subtle ways to stalk the people you like, Reisen...
>>700282138
Oh yes, and it's quite a.. um... thorough one~
>>700281836
Really? Cleaning solution wouldn't do the trick?
>>700281970
And I missed you too, of course~
>>700282768
I'm on moble, so in the red
-Azazel
>>700282797
But yeah, you better hold on for the most enthusiastic poll yet.
>>700282551
Wha.. >//>
I mean it! I thought you just got a game we can play together and stuff..
>>700282797
>>700282837
It just wasn't working, and it seemed like too much effort for a really old laptop. I had the parts to make a desktop anyway, I was just lazy about doing it.
It felt like forever, but it's finally back!
How has everyone been?
-Sweet Roll
>>700282862
That's not what I meant, but.. ok.
>>700283097
Ooh, I see. Desktops are usually better anyway.
>>700283053
>>700282797
I forgot my reply! Uuuumm, well I was just saying I'll be you haven't at all! Also, have this creepy image for no reisen at all!
>>700283183
What did you mean, I'm kinda dumb
-Azazel
>>700283358
Wish touhou was more popular over here. Maybe if their ever is an official touhou anime?
>>700283427
I think I have used it a little.
I'm becoming relevant again because of DC Comics' current run.
I could use them on /co/, but people would think I'm roleplaying and not the actual Dr. Manhattan.
>>700283358
As I said, we mainly used the laptop for streaming things. I had one of my own that I used for everything else. Now we have one in the living room for watching things and playing games on a bigger screen.
>>700282862
>>700283509
Mobile also displays (You)s
>>700278660
I recently dumped my girlfriend on account of my constant irritation with her. I briefly felt as though it could have been remedied, but it's too late to try. Did I make the right choice?
Also checkem
>>700283613
Ah, yeah... That plotline sounds really stupid, sadly.
>>700283844
Not for me
-Azazel
>>700283844
Is it the right choice? Not if you thought it could be remedied.
Here it is, the poll to celebrate the return.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11031740
>>700283926
Some of it has been!
Will Alice and I ever do it?
creativity is dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQPG1wFSiWA
>>700284187
Not with that attitude.
>>700283844
Well, if it was the right or the wrong choice it doesn't matters, what matters is that it was your choice and, well, you made it for a reason, didn't you? And, think about it, what would have happened if you got beyond irritated and did something stupid?
It doesn't matters much if it was right or wrong honestly, atleast that's how I see it.
>>700282837
Good, good~
>>700283053
Fixed!
>>700282142
I'm Renko the one you share the good RPG game in steam chat, I easily got the controls even i'm just new at that game.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wTA507EvPf
>>700284176
>Spill yourself to hell
Hahaha.
Ah, but... You shouldn't mention my yan mode. That's not good. H-heh.. I'm never like that.
Does anyone want to hear a story?
If so, which one would you like to hear?
Why I have the nickname Blood God or Azazel
-Azazel
>>700283531
Maybe, but I doubt that'll ever happen.
>>700283844
Ooh, good job!
>Nine of Pentacles (Reversed)
Present calm and stability will not continue.
>Five of Cups
Worry, regret, and broken engagements.
>Four of Wands
A possibility of romance in the future.
Here's what I read: things weren't good, and it wouldn't have done you any good to stick around. You did what you had to do. But it's possible that a reconciliation at the tail end of the near future (so think within the next year or so) could happen, or else a new romance will come around that time.
>>700284176
>Spilling yourself on my tits
Hold on, what?
>>700284807
Oh shit, I'm so stupid. Sorry Renko.
>>700284905
I only want to hear stories that come from Reimu. If yours is going to be all satanic, it better be good. Baka.
>>700285071
What's got you confused?
>>700285076
Ouch
-Azazel
>>700284905
thought you said you will save that for another day?
>>700284855
then let the moon shine down on you.
>>700284176
Why would I dunk one of my perfectly good sweet rolls on that stupid, good for nothing tea?
-Sweet Roll
>>700285071
It's alright it's my fault for not showing up on Rei threads.
>>700284187
What do you mean ?
>>700285317
That's a good point.
The tea must have posessed my mind to make me write that...
You know what's a better drink than tea?
Me.
bump
>>700285233
I actually like satanic stuff! I'm just asking for it to be quality!
>>700285247
*Turns into a giant monkey*
Damn it, haven't I ever told you I'm 1/8th saiyan?
jk~
>>700285494
The way you fit into that glass is kind of cool.
>>700284108
>>700284515
I don't know. The thing is I felt like I was getting mad on my own. I knew that, reasonably speaking, she wasn't doing anything to aggravate me. I think it was just me.
>>700285063
I was honestly afraid of growing bitter at her, since we were also close friends. I don't know if this stuff is real or not, but it's comforting to hear. Thank you.
I'm gonna go cry my eyes out now. It was nice talking to you all. I may be back on again later.
~MikanBox
>>700286049
Yeah, it is kind of cool. Almost as if it was designed for another person to be able to fit inside.
...
>>700286132
You could try to work on that side of yourself as well then. I hope it goes ok for you.
>>700286132
Then why did you punish her for it? It sounds like you need some help. I would recommend seeking a therapist or psychologist.
>>700286259
Whoops, wrong image.
>>700286259
Sex in a martini glass! How cool~
>>700286299
I'm trying. Thanks anon.
>>700286301
I can't say I'm proud of it, but I don't think it was a punishment. I think I have problems of my own to sort out, and it seemed cruel to have her get the short end of the stick in the meantime. That said, I wasn't irritable in general - it was only with her.
I don't really have regrets, but I can't help but wonder, you know?
>>700286235
Bye box , never lose hope my friendo.
>>700286235
what happened?
This is how I got the name Blood God. I've already told one part of it in a past thread, so sorry if it sounds familiar.
This all started when I was around 6, I try to forget this happened, and I was going to see my best friend in the middle of the night. We where very close and knew each other for a few years. My parents didn't know I kept seeing her and I wanted it that way. She had abusive parents and I was her only life line, this led to me helping her and sneaking out three times a week. This went on for a while until she told he to meet her in her backyard. I was confused sence we always met up at the park. When I got to her house she had a smile on her face and told me to close my eyes and follow her, I obliged. When she told me to open my eyes she had a shotgun under her chin, kissed me on the cheek and said thank you for everything and backed up about 3 feet and pulled the trigger. I ran away as fast as I could and I later learned that she was raped by her dad thru the newspaper. There are more times like this with different conditions but it is always the same. The people I hold close die. Sorry bout how long this took, I needed a few minutes. This is how I got the nickname the Blood God
-Azazel
>>700286235
I hope you can find peace.
>>700286977
This pic never ceases to amaze me.
>>700286049
There you go
-Azazel
>>700287166
>>700287574
Kek I can't stop the dubs
>>700286898
Well, I think that you should make it known to her, if you think that it wasn't really her fault.
>>700287166
... I don't really know what to say to this.
>>700286235
B-bye, box...
>>700287610
Can I get a general reading, I think I've gotten dubs like six times, or you could look at my paragraph
-Azazel
>>700287789
Don't worry about I lost my the ability to feel a *long* time ago
-Azazel
>>700286898
See
>>700287789
What Reisen said makes an extremely solid point, and plus, it would help her understand your reasons, maybe you could even get to make things up in the future!
>>700279747
Maybe a bit off topic but I want more pics like that
>>700288060
I-i wasn't really thinking this was a true story. 6 year olds don't usually understand how shotguns work, nor what abuse is.
>>700288189
Exactly. In the interest of her psyche and future possibilities, I would tell her.
Hey Reimu, it's really good to see you're still doing these.
>>700287166
Geez, I thought I had it bad about me eventually losing every group of friends I get every time I make a new group of friends
-Sweet Roll
>>700288304
Kek I don't have any more with blood fountains, those are a pain to find but I have a few other monstrositys
>>700287917
>Three of Swords
With a positive view in the end: heartbreak, sorrow, or loss may be ahead.
>Temperance
This is the virtue you will need most.
>Princess of Wands (Reversed)
This card represents someone who was honest but has turned to petulance. Someone who believes themselves to be trustworthy but is always spreading gossip and lying.
>>700287166
Trips get!
>>700288422
I don't care if you believe it, it just feels good to dump. Sorry bout that
-Azazel
>>700288669
So clooose
so who here goes to /x/ every now and then?
>>700288669
Check this
-Azazel
>>700288501
Hi there! Thanks for the encouragement, Anonymous!
Reimu! Hoping for a get.
Anybody around have some fortune cookies in the meantime?
-N
>>700288943
Reroll for get
>>700289040
And again
>>700288873
Nice singles.
>>700288943
>N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "81".
White panties or something.
>Want to have cute feet
>Forgot to moisturize for a long time
>Just about to start
>Fall down and cut one of my toes pretty badly so now I have to wait for it to heal
;_; will I ever have cute feet, reimu?
>>700288943
>N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "81".
still have good luck
>>700288943
I'm not sure any of my juniors are looking right now, so I'll give you the cookie myself.
>N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "81".
The color white, as well as the abstract notion of purity are lucky for you this year. The number 81 as well.
I can never get in Reimu threads, this is cursed.
-N
>>700287789
>>700288189
>>700288422
I did, I did. I couldn't leave her without explaining. Was hoping for the kind of reading I got, finding romance somewhere else. I don't really believe in getting back together with people.
If get, can I donate to >>700288943 ?
*I am incredibly late!*
>>700289238
>>700289364
>>700289384
Well then!
>>700288711
I mean. I'm glad you feel better. Don't get me wrong.
>>700289559
So close.
Reimu, how do I know if Shinto is right for me? Am I a bad person because I learned about it through touhou?
>>700289527
Hia
-Azazel
>>700288873
>>700288937
>>700288998
>>700289076
>>700289145
>>700289220
>>700289308
>>700289401
>>700289464
Oh boy, we hitting Image cap limit early tonight.
>>700289499
You screwed it over.
>>700289511
That's very kind of you! REIMU, CHECK THIS ANON!
>>700289527
Atleast you show up ;).
>>700289238
I have white underwear on so uhh-
>>700289364
>>700289384
Thanks!
>>700289511
By the 9 great divine, I spy dubs!
Near future general fortune, Reimu?
-N
>>700289667
*Hi there best demon! And i suppose also hi everyone else.*
>>700289653
Thats what is awesome with media, you can learn and explore different cultures and share it so no it isn't stupid.
>>700289781
I just used the times I could have used picture. And your welcome, it's not like we use pictures or anything.
-Azazel
>>700289295
That's sad...
>>700288943
Yes.
>>700289511
Certainly!
>>700288943
Donation!
These two cards fell out of the deck together, so we'll take that as a sign.
>Six of Cups (Reversed)
Nostalgia, vanity and pride are creating a barrier to success.
>The Hanged Man
A sacrifice in the present is needed to facilitate the future. It'll take flexibility and willingness to adapt to changes.
oh Hakurei shrine, please tell me: Are we also going to be graced by the return of cooking threads?
>>700289527
Hello aster
how are you?
-Sweet Roll
Where is Alice2? I miss her so, so much.
Can I expect to have enough money to buy my thing before the end of the year?>>700278660
>>700290115
>One of Weeks
The cards say there'll be one next week! Stay tuned!
>>700289653
Hmm... well, I wouldn't say it's bad per se, but it'll be a hard religion to practice if you don't live in Japan. That's not to say you can't do it, but you won't find an abundance of shrines to visit.
Anyway, find a mostly untouched wilderness somewhere and wander around for a while. Listen for what the kami there tell you, and you'll have your answer.
>>700290638
>>700290074
Thanks! <3
Must be a sign then, I'll try to keep it in mind.
-N
>>700290777
Nice trips/ PRASE THE SUN!
-Azazel
>>700288304
Mtg debt to the debtless forget the artist.
>>700290638
Just give my dubs to anyone who wants them, I have an over abundance of them, like 7 now
-Azazel
>>700290638
How do I know if there will be kami there? How do I listen for them? I used to be interested in spirits and the paranormal when I was much younger, and all experiences I've had with them were just me wanting to believe I actually heard something paranormal when it was just me thinking really hard and trying to make myself believe that I was being spoken to telepathically or something. How do I avoid that, when will I know that I'm actually being spoken to?
>>700290454
God, spurdos, I just love them.
Maybe if you save enough you'll have enough to buy what you were saving for.
>>700290194
*Hi Sweet Roll! It's been really a lot of time since we spoke. I'mgreat at the moment, especially today since i made a lot of new friends. Oh right, how was your experience outdoors? Everything went well i hope.*
>>700289799
*Yep, i wanted to be theresince the beginning but unfortunately i got a bit sleepy....*
>>700290892
*Hi there! Who are you? You have a really interesting name, have i already seen you somewhere?*
>>700290933
>>700291111
Good things come to those who praise.
>>700291111
And some fancy quads
-Azazel
>>700291211
It would seem so
-Azazel
>>700291333
THEY DONT STOP COMING!
-Azazel
>>700291314
She hasn't responded to any of my E-mails.
Someone in Oregon come buy and do drugs with me damn it
>>700291333
It would seem that we've started a get train.
is this made by a bot?
if so please contact me
>>700291465
Drugs are bad and dangerous please don't do that!
>>700291140
Keep your mind as clear as possible. Imagine it like a river with a slow current. Each thought is a leaf floating on the river... and instead of focusing on them, focus on the water and just let them float away.
You'll feel it if one speaks to you for real, but it probably won't be an actual voice. More like a sign or something.
>>700291465
I'll stick with alcohol
-Azazel
>>700291188
I've been around in these threads a bit the past few months, maybe seen me here?
-N
>>700291522
Nope, Reimu senpai hasher own deck of cards.
>>700291465
Drugs are great and safe, mail me some!
>>700278660
Dearest OP,
I'm close to getting into a long distance relationship, but it can be a hit or miss thing if she meets anyone else. I really like her, and she wants me to visit her, but it'll be about four months before we see each other, best case scenario.
Will it work out?
>>700291563
Madam Shrine Maiden, if I could please cash in >
>>700290777 for a general reading, I'd appreciate it.
>>700291563
Sorry, I don't mean to pry, but what sort of signs should I be looking for? I'm just really scared of my want to believe making me think I'm being spoken to when I'm not really. And is untouched wilderness very important? I don't know of any places like that, and I can't drive and I don't have a bike.
>>700278660
Will I be able to do well on my upcoming test?
>>700291538
Drugs are the only thing that stops me from hating myself and makes the thoughts of my repeating suicide quit for at least a while. They're not as dangerous as people make them out to be, i'm talking molly lsd shrooms its hard on your mind and body but if you're not a dumbass you'll be fun and its really a lot of fun.
>>700291575
Alcohol is for bitches and its shittier. I chug the shit before I down a Xanax or two then smoke a bowl or three.
>>700291687
Sure i'll mail you acd as long as you pay for it. Its good stuff. [email protected]
>>700279747
This fucking guy.
>that pic
>naming himself after Azazel
Please off yourself you cuntbreath, dank ridden edgelord.
>>700291889
Almost on those trips.
You can cheat by memorizing all the answers, the teachers never caught me
-Azazel
>>700291465
*I have definitely already seen you somewhere.......mmm, do you know someone called Bard?*
>>700291597
*Oh sorry, my memory isn't that great, have you always used that name since you started posting? Maybe i'm confusing you with someone else....*
>>700292187
I've met him, he's alright p cool guy haven't talked much. Know he does a lot of drugs too. Or did idk what he's up to these days I left that friend group. Just come rail pills in the park with please
>>700292105
Isn't that actually the same as studying?
>>700291948
Ayy, just kidding, I have my own drugs.
~Neptune
>>700292088
No u. Stop being a damn bully.
>>700291188
It was very boring
I successfully did nothing for the whole trip
The only 3 interesting things that happened was me witnessing the murder of a moth, letting a chipmunk eat out of my hand, and occasionally feeding the local washroom spider
My relationship with my family is still intact, I would have preffered to stay home
Now I need to go, I may be back immediately, or in a while
-Sweet Roll
>>700292389
God damn it nepnep
>>700292088
I'm quite fond of my nickname, so you can kneel down before me as I skullfuck you
-Azazel
>>700292389
That's the point
-Azazel
>>700292476
*Oh....well, i'm sorry to hear that, if it can make you feel better my first experience with those kind of trips was a complete failure, we were like 6 persons in the same tent, but it's pretty much always like that, the first time everything that can go wrong goes wrong but once you do it again you get pretty acquainted, so if you ever have the opportunity to join again you might want to do it.*
>>700292363
*I see, that's where i saw someone posting Yume Nikki stuff, so what brings you here?*
>>700278660
WHAT THE NAME OF THIS HOE?
I MUST KNOW
>>700293287
Reverse search?
>>700292187
Not since the beginning but for a while now I've used it.
I'm not sure who you're thinking of if not me lol.
