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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
Well would claim but shes taken, so I shamelesy roll trips once again
![Ayase [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ZALXGY.jpg "Ayase [1].jpg")
hello.
>>700274199
reroll
>>700274057
Excuse me, are you trying to make sense? Because you aren't. You don't even take yourself seriously.
>>700274227
reroll
I am Elite
>>700274255
reroll
>>700274287
trips?
>>700274328
once more
Elitism
>>700274366
too many dubs
>claiming
claiming my waifu
still here
>>700273587(Chelsea)
what being a sub or a "bitchboi" ethier way im not plagued by needing to be the hyper macho tough guy I dont care if you think im weak or strong I would rather be weak so it is easier to find a girl who can over power me I think that need to flex and puff your chest is for idiots anyway
>>700273823(angry marine)
>>700273879
DOW is fun the dark eldar got fucked over though
Miho claimed
>>700274132
Kitty!
>>700274010
You didn't say straight white male
You fucked up
>>700274243
Surprise suprise, someone finally got their head out of their ass for once.
>>700274412
My anus is ruffled
If this post ends in a 9, you must say something about your Waifu's belly. Yes, you have to use the word 'belly.'
>>700274543
reroll
>>>700274628 (You)
My precious little waifu.
You could have prevented this.
>>700274412
That's rude Moogs, you deserve a punishment.
>>700273245 (Alice)
Yeah it's frustrating to lose all you've been working for
>>700273587 (Chelsea)
>You say through it again~
>>700273638 (Esdeath)
Hmm something like the province next door
Fuck league of legends.
the last two games were easily an hour and a half total. 1st game varus died 26 times and ashe was afk for like half the game.
2nd game ashe went afk too.
weird whats up with ashe? she lazy or something?
Anyway how goes it waifu?
>>700274749
Why would I have?
>>700273961
True, got a clear view of things as well. That is a good idea, the cost and all however would have to be researched. Feeling that way about the Genji skin. Which summer version are you aiming for?
With OW, they sure are
>>700273245
>Wonderful garment choice, ain't it?
That's right up my alley then. Where is Alice from? Seems interesting.
Hello everyone
>no life is still a no life
>Juvia claimed
> happy to be here
>>700274687
>calling your waifu little
You disgust me anon
>>700274800
oh yes yes forgot you where french Canadian my bad
>>700274528
what being a sub or a "bitchboi" ethier way im not plagued by needing to be the hyper macho tough guy I dont care if you think im weak or strong I would rather be weak so it is easier to find a girl who can over power me I think that need to flex and puff your chest is for idiots anyway
>>700274987
I won't stop posting Shiro, mind as well stop rolling.
>>700274500
>>700275004
Whatever floats your boat man, just don't go near my squirrels
>>700274800
Ugh fine have a lollipop
>>700275058
Nigga please I was here posting her as my waifu 2 years before you even came here
>>700275188
That's fine. Refer to >>700275058
>>700275238
Thats fine, you fat fuck. still rolling the claim will be mine
>>700275004
Well I mean you can't exactly call your waifu little, but my waifu (not the same anon btw) is little and very precious.
>She's only 5'2 and she's very timid and not so strong, so I have to protect her.
>>700275089
I didnt know you could own them but i promise i wont hurt your squirrels
>even though ive only ever killed mice so far
>>700275188
Hello You Know
>>700274785
You aren't above anybody.
5-8-14
>>700275387
Good, glad we got this settled
>>700275427
Im right here you fucking donut
>>700275429
If I think it, I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSpn4pmv9Q
>>700273411(Penny)
It's good to have a game you like though
>>700273961(Doll)
Some cuts of beef are good
>>700274800
Well, it's more so that when you die you don't live past 5 minutes because someone who is geared comes along and shoots you while you're running around naked with a rock
>>700274906
Alice is from Pandora Hearts. I love her character and personality because they so reflect my own.
Dresses are the ultimate clothing for women just as suits are the ultimate clothing for men
>claiming
>>700275429
You don't know that
Nice helmet.
Does anyone know any good VNs for mobile?
![Ayase [2].png](https://i.imgur.com/U4UWyFd.png "Ayase [2].png")
>>700275613
So you basically just love yourself that much?
>>700275386
>so I have to protect her.
ewwwwww I dont consider weak girls humans but if you want her you can have her my dude
>>700275429
>Is that a biblical verse?
>Hail satan nigger.
>>700275783
Well, I personally prefer the role of protector, I feel strong and needed, it makes me happy. To each their own as they say ^^
![WO [220].png](https://i.imgur.com/5S8h5q6.png "WO [220].png")
>>700274540
Nothing is dropping.
>>700275710
It functions, I don't use it often though.
>>700275427
Well other shiros gotten to be a cocky doucher it seems, but ive been claiming her for years, whenever the FLCL girl claimer was around. god damn new fags trying to steal my waifu >>700275563
>>700275829
5-8 refers to >>700275710
14 refers to his age.
Doll claimed.
>>700274213
Ayy(ase)
>>700274412
Got em.
>>700274433
She's gonna get cold real quick in just that.
>>700274509
Nice facial hair.
>>700274906
Build a sniper tower next to your mailbox. Real good view then. Yeah, it's worth a look I guess. If it happens again especially so. Either to be honest, its just the hair I want gone.
And WoW to some extent
>No, you think you want it but you don't
>>700275613
Eh I dunno, I prefer beef hot. Turkey can make a nice cold cut though now that I think about it.
>>700275783
>I dont consider weak girls humans
Incredible.
>>700274817
>free week champs
>>700275004
>tabarnaks internally
>>700275089
I'm already done with it can I have another one?
>>700275613
I remember one time there was 5 of us with spears and shit and we tried to take down a dude when he got out of his fortress but we got genocided
>>700275613
Yeah.
>So I decided not to play Siege
Instead I'm watching Ghost Stories for the first time.
>>700275981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
>>700276177
>Forgot image.
>>700275981
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQJnWA1lJI
Got em good
>>700276005
Dont get greedy!
Reporting for duty!
Mashiro claimed
>>700275911
ill never get it myself but i suppose
>>700276004
I dont get it?
>>700276005
kek im sorry but at least you are close
>>700275752
More so it was someone I could relate to. If you watch the show it will make sense what I mean
>>700275981
Cold turkey isn't my thing. Hot turkey sandwich though, it's bueno
>>700276005
He have an AK? That tends to happen. The last server I was in we ended up getting raided by guys with a trigger bot. Literally only headshots no matter how little we moved or were hidden
>>700276177
I've never heard of that before. Is it a documentary or a spoopy show
>>700276341
At ease cutie. How are you?
![Ayase [5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XN70Fm2.jpg "Ayase [5].jpg")
>>700276237
You seem to be pretty good at that-
>>700275925
Welp, what are you looking for?
>>700276404
You should rename that queen if cucks, get it? cuz she got cucked
>>700276341
Why is your pants so poofy?
>>700276454
Its an anime where the original translation for the dub was so messy and shitty, they basically said fuck it and let somebody else just write it in.
For example: Grandpa: "When this bitch kicks it I'm movin to vegas!"
Its fucking beautiful.
>>700276460
I'm a bit sloppy right now because Ghost Stories is already the funniest thing I've seen in over a month.
>>700276404
ewwwwww I dont consider weak guys humans but if you want her you can have her my dude
>>700276836
I motherfucking knew you were a fatty other shiro, from those 20 min runs lel
>>700276562
Tell your waifu to take a shower
>>700276836
Hey, that's me.
>>700275613
Never heard of it, thanks. That's neat, strengthens the connection for the character. Exactly my man, express the grace and style they have.
Square Enix had some dabbling in the show as well, it shows.
>>700275981
There's some old wood planks and stuff sitting in the garage, would make a formidable sight as well. Haha, fair enough, then again I don't play her so it doesn't matter to me.
Not that into WoW, but that quote sticks out.
>>700276788
weak girls are not necessary for me they only breed more weak subs need them to die off with the chest pounder guys
>>700276562
I dont get it
>>700276308
please just one more for now then I'll be good for a while
>>700276404
I'd love to go see your convention someday it's so much bigger than the one we have here
>>700276454
I'm not sure what he had but we got owned. We still had a blast though
![WO [213].png](https://i.imgur.com/wJ1RdS4.png "WO [213].png")
>>700276489
Anything at all.
E-2 Boss and D mostly.
Only interesting thing i have gotten is Tokitsukaze
>>700277239
Sigh how I say no to a cute face like that
>>700277113
She can though, lol?
>>700277223
the one man she loved cucked her harder then a dude watching his wife get fucked by 9 black guys kek
>>700276836
woah oldschool!
>>700277399
forgot image
>>700277223
weak guys are not necessary for me they only breed more weak subs need them to die off with the dommy mommy girls
>>700277407
>makes me want to noose tbh
How are you today Shino?
>>700276454
I'm doing good, just playing Tales of Link here on mobile.
>Inb4 Is that part of Legend of Zelda?
No, it's a spinoff of the "Tales of" series. A bit of a time-waster, but it's great.
>>700276576
They were always like that.
>>700274530
Noticed
Calamity-masu'd
I've arrived
>>700277596
Weird fashion sense
>>700277563
Good man.
Look at all those anonymous rabbits in that pic.
I only saved your pocket pussy.
>>700277706
I know.
>>700277662
Also gets cucked hard
>>700277769
>pocket pussy
Wot
>>700276205
>
Kek. Hulkamania runnin wild.
https://youtu.be/o7yP-T3ZCsg
>>700276292
https://youtu.be/_tWC5qtfby4
They'll never recover.
>>700276341
Glad you made it commander.
>>700276454
I've had hot turkey at carverys and stuff, but I've never had a hot turkey sandwich come to think of it. Will have to try one.
>>700276788
>A little milk
Thats A LOT of milk.
>>700277209
Or just tell the neighbours you've rigged the thing to blow if it's opened by anyone other than you or the postman. They'll watch it for you then.
Maybe build the diy sniper tower too just in case though.
I don't play Genji either. After I dash I lose sense of where I am ha.
Me neither, but that guy was a right cunt.
>>700277769
The rabbits are cute though.
Claiming
Anyone else those days you just feel like something's wrong and feel somewhat sad even though everything's gone more or less okay?
>>700277632
Thank you Anon
>>700276669
That sounds pretty funny. Although I don't watch dubbed versions of things
>>700277209
It was only made to promote the manga sadly, I would love for them to finish animating the whole thing
>>700277596
So it's one of those Telltale games?
>>700277662
Calamity-wew'd
>>700277931
Make a open faced hot turkey sandwich. Bread, turkey, gravy
>>700278091
Cancer
>>700278069
That's every day, baby. Why don't you come cuddle and make it feel better?
>>700277931
They never recover because they just got roasted YEEAOOWH
>>700278091
>>700278208
Mommy
>>700278174
Its fucking priceless.
>Dad: "Just remember, say no to everything."
>>700277769
Oh god no. Why did I do that?
>>700278069
Nope, not even once
>>700277931
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER
>>700278185
Here and there
>>700278317
MOMMY.
>>700278384
NIGGA THAT'S SOME REAL OL BULLSHIT COMIN' FROM YOUR DISEMBODIED HEAD.
>>700277239
comic con is alright ive never been though
>>700277399
he was a usless nigger anyway
>>700277538
the hell are you doing boi
>>700278416
B R O T H E R
>>700277880
Am sad
>>700278174
Wew?
>>700278499
Boi you wanna catch deez hands?
>>700278337
i dunno bro.
>>700278574
speaking truth
>>700277363
Much appreciated. Make sure you bring plenty more next time!
>>700278574
Oh I thought you were talking about Anime North
Hey
>>700278584
accept your new elf waifu, best she can do is a floormat or a mistress he does on the side sorry anon
>>700278641
NIGGA I CAUGHT THAT HEAD WHEN SERYU TOSSED IT TO ME. For real, though, Seryu was a fucking nut.
>>700278805
Howdy hey, Fanny.
>>700278069
Yeah I feel ya. Like everythings great and then you get a moments silence that makes you super down for no reason.
>>700278091
Strange artistic style they're going for here.
>>700278174
That sounds real nice actually. Might put a bit of stuffing in too.
>>700278231
3rd degree burns from this hot fire.
>Hypin up gif
>>700278416
BROTHER
https://youtu.be/Pk9CLicNyIg
>>700278337
Because you didn't take yourself so seriously.
>>700278904
How are you?
>>700278691
Cow tits
>>700278904
>Fanny
You're now Fanny Fran
>Mercy
Sheeiitt I'm a bit late
Had to make and eat dinner
Claiming Felix
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>turn on jp vpn and reload game
>Hamakaze and Mutsu drop
Rigged
>>700278922
Not really fond if it
>>700278794
Do I look like I grow candies!?
>>700278904
So good right?
>>700278691
you are repeating me and changing some words
>>700278794
oh thats a thing i dont get out at all ever so but ill go to that heck ya
>>700279007
I don't take myself seriously.
>>700277931
>Pic
Amazing. Another good idea, but what if someone on the street knows how to defuse a bomb? Could just use it as a scare tactic but where's the fun in that. There's probably some guide on Wikihow for that kek. He's my go to after McCree was cucked, been branching out though, more fun that way.
He sure was.
>>700278174
Really? Bummer man, but hey at least it was nice while it aired.
>>700278069
At times yeah. Like something is gnawing at the back of your mind, doesn't last long though.
>>700279106
Sounds good
>>700279218
Hey there, I don't think I've talked to you a lot
>>700279260
Hey balls
![Ayase [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wjfYqHw.jpg "Ayase [3].jpg")
>>700278069
Yeah, chemically my body is fucking me over like that right now, coming off anti depressants I've been on for 7 years, it's like I've lost this 'wrapped in cotton wool' sorta feeling and I'm lost without it
>>700279359
Well if its any consolation anon I think you are by far the cringiest man on the internet, not repeating you btw
>>700278922
It went from 1 to 100 real fucking quick
>>700278208
>not wanting to cuddle with blonde swiss angle milf
One would be crazy not to
>>700278384
Lucky you
>>700278922
Exatcly this. I even aced my exam, bought a nice cake and got a legendary limited edition skin but still...
Halla Doll
>>700279359
but i'm not wrong
>>700279072
ok
>>700279493
Something you want to talk about?
>>700279072
Drinking beer and taking a shit. Pretty sure I'm sick. Might snap and murder a customer tomorrow.
>>700279312
I hate misguided villains who make me feel kinda bad for 'em.
>still kinda wanna fuck Kurome
>>700279493
Why do you think she's my waifu?
>>700279640
False sense of justice
Has no idea what goes on behind the curtains
Such a shame
>Not threesoming Akame and Kurome
>>700279432
I don't think we've talked at all before
>>700279597
You up to much?
>>700279640
No murder
>>700279817
says worst character
>>700278331
So it's like, completely Americanised and not a more literal translation?
>>700278584
Such wew, much Rem
>>700278922
I'm not fond of stuffing myself. I recognize that it adds a little something to the turkey, but there's just something about it
>>700279430
Indeed, that's why I need to start reading manga
>Never enough Alice
>>700278904
seryu was second best girl only to esdeath
>>700279474
I am why or are you just hopping on the i hate esdeath gravy train?
>>700279597
ok you stoped making sense a long time a go
Rin. aka better than BRS
![Syndra [192].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eSvpTre.jpg "Syndra [192].jpg")
>>700279432
Screws
>>700279946
You wanan explain that buddy boy?
>>700278174
No, Bandai Namco.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_(series)
>>700280043
Esdeath is shit, its not a train, shes supposed to be dominant but in the end is killed and cucked hard, also all her lines seem to cut my finger with their edge, woudln't be suprised if you were fat as fuck and still had your v card kek
>>700279817
Akame doesn't do it for me. If I want a bodyguard with nice tits it's Sheele all the way.
>MILF
>tough as nails
>cuddles ad infinitum
>MOMMY
Kurome... I like Kurome specifically because she's extremely clingy and a borderline loli. The trick is to convince her to not stay together forever by killing you...
>>700279911
I know. I would not do well in prison.
>>700280043
Bols and Kurome for besy Jaegars.
claimed
>>700279312
who's your plug?
>>700279359
This year at the convention we stayed for the after hours and we were in a room with around a hundred people and we were watching some gory alt hentai on a big screen it was hilarious. There was even a guy patrolling to make sure no one was jerking off too
>>700279857
Yeah, I think so
>>700280074
How are you?
>>700280285
Or if you do, just find the bodies properly
>>700280311
Hello random person
>>700280077
Has barely any dialogue, worships a even shittier character, has head impaled. 10/10 was happy
>>700280253
the fuck is your problem you just like starting shit for no reason other then to get off im just minding my own business go fuck yourself
>also virgin i dont measure my success in sex im no chest pounder
>>700280414
wow that sounds interesting where was it?
>>700279218
What did ya have.
>>700279260
The Japs look after their own.
>>700279288
Interesting change from qt 2d girl to half naked 3d girl, but artistic licence I guess.
>>700279430
I know, glad I gave Pixiv another look.
Easy, kill them from your rickety ass sniper tower. I think if you do go through with this it'd be best not to ring the police about the mailbox tho.
Any pussy can use scare tactics, takes a real man to be retarded.
There's a guide on how to be a mermaid on wikihow, there has to be that on there kek.
I need to play more if offence in general, don't tend to touch it.
>>700279476
They had it comin tho. Breaking land speed records here.
>>700279493
I don't know really. Maybe it's some weird emotional karma, like the fact you were happy earlier needs to be compensated with random sadness. But whatever, heya Akiko. What's up other than that?
>>700280042
Depends on the stuffing really. Sage and onion tends to be the best I think. Don't usually see people who don't like stuffing.
>>700280662
Lol thanks anon, but I already knew you sucked at life, as for the other thing I find it fun queen of cucks, or fatty of cucks I should say
