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If you see this thread you are now a member of Star Fleet.
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>>700273267
Do I get to fuck Captain Picard, with my gigantic Klingon schlong?
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>>700273267
Post the pussy pics of her
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>>700273695
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I get to be uhura
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>>700273841
how about some hot vulcan ass?
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>>700273267
Hook me up with seven of nine. She's an absolute babe.
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>>700273981
Nice more?. But there are pussy pics.
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>>700274109
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>>700274023
Get out of here Sulu, Picard is mine!!
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>>700274109
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>>700274120
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Red shirt reporting for duty
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>>700274268
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>>700274271
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>>700273267
Normal or Terran Empire?
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>>700274234
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>>700273937
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>>700274410
Bless your soul
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>>700274241
That's not real. My seven is a saint.
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>>700274469
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>>700274425
Clean shaven.
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Fuck yeah, can I be Darth Sidious?
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>>700274508
jesus, at least 20% of them titties are nipples
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>>700273267
Pussy pics?
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Nevar forget
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"Good evening Captain Picard"
"You are probably wondering who we are"
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>>700274581
Fuck
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Don't mind me. I'm just here to get a three way in with Odo and Capt. Janeway.
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>>700274913
I'm so glad to see this. I was there during this.
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Paris reporting in
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>>700274989
Quark is that you?
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>>700275169
Kim reporting out
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>>700275098
Was a great thread.
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>>700273267
I'm a red shirt and I just died.
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>>700274989
I'll bet you love janeways man voice don't you? And that 90's power hair cut and padded man shoulders. Just get a man instead of beating around the bush.
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>>700274989
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>>700275278
How many times did he die on the show anyway? I forgot but I think it was more than 10
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>>700273267
Star wars is better
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>>700274870
>they found my holorecordings
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>>700275463
An hero faggot
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>>700273267
NEVER!!!
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>>700275472
Holodecks are broken again
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Engineering reporting in

We may be dead in the water for a bit captain.
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>>700275353
You're just mad because Janeway was the only action hero captain who would say cheesy action hero one liners be for doing cool things and frequently grabbing a rifle and going Rambo to save her ship.
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>>700274271
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>>700273882
oh huh the guy on powers is the kid from star trek? shiiiiet
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>>700273981
what episode? i looked for it but didnt see one..
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Captain proton to the rescue
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>>700275681
What I do on my free time and who I simulate on the holodeck is my business.
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>>700275705
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>>700275353
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>>700276124
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Reminder that Lt. Tom Paris was on the 80's (or 90s?) He-Man movie with Dolph Lundgren and that bitch from Friends.
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Seeking jamaharon
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>>700275681
Bridge. This is Ensign Dicky. The farming simulator on the holodeck is malfunctioning.
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>>700275692
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>>700273267
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>>700276212
Remember that time she killed a virus by stabbing it with a big ass knife?

Or when she was about to destroy the krenum time ship she said "times up" like a bad ass dispite noone being around, or saying "it's time to take out the garbage" before fucking over the maylon?

She's too cool for the alpha quadrant.
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>>700273267
Androids reporting in
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>>700276741
This picture exists and can never be undone.
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>>700276865
and this one too
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>>700275705
It's 2016. These days it is perfectly acceptable to admit your love of a mans body. Me, I'll take seven all day.
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>>700274821
What's wrong with her ears?
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>>700276970
and this....god wesley crusher literally became "my wife's son"
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>>700276865
>kim trying to be cool

>>700276970
>Kate mulgrew tying not to cry
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>>700275282
>>700275098
>>700274913
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>>700276863
iPhones only please
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>>700277165
Well to be fair it's Nathan Fillion

All his convention pictures involve him stealing other people's girls
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>>700276863
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Hey guys! What's happening in this thread?
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>>700277375
see
>>700277474
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>>700276865
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>>700277710
Tom you cad, classic academy Paris
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I don't give a fuck if there are virgins and crack in that nebula, I'm not going in
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>>700277710
You didn't need to do that
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Redshirt reporting in and ready to die, captain!
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>>700277375
BsD is Shit.
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>>700277710
The look on Nelix's face. omg
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>>700277848
fucking saved
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did we ever settle the most important trek questions? like if you make a holographic daughter can you fuck her, and what's the age of consent in the federation anyway, and how does it apply to species that don't age the same rate as humans?
if a human is on a planet with a lower age of consent than the federation, does the federation enforce its laws extraterritorially on its members like the US does with its citizens?
..so many questions
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Reply to this post to be "assimilated"
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Hey boys! Like my new uniform?
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What class of starship would you like to command?

I'm all about the nebula class.
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>>700278147
tl;dr
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>>700278147
I think it just classifies as child porn.
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>>700278147
After you fuck on the holodeck, where does the semen go? Does the ship reabsorb the energy and recycle it into food through the replicators?
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>>700278307
Gimme the Delta Flyer any day, this ship a fucking HOT ROD
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>>700276865
Nelix looks like he's rubbing his dick against Paris.
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>>700278468
No it just slats on the floor and someone needs to squeegee it later.
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>>700278367
really, that was too long? wow. How did you make it past the captcha?
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>>700278468
considering it's just dna which is just protein I would say yes.
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>>700278307
Sovereign-class baby!
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>>700278483
same here, when are you faggots gonna get off the PC and go make this shit a reality?
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>>700278437

what if it was designed from scratch and not a scan of a real child?
isn't that just much higher resolution modeling? like how 3d rendered images aren't CP in most places today; soon we'll already be able to make 2d images that can't be distinguished from real photos.
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Hey guys, I was star trek too, remember? I was a captain in a star trek series, seriously!
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>>700278797

good news and bad news on that... apparently traveling FTL by warping space is possible, but on the downside it would require more energy than presently exists in this universe. and probably types of matter that don't exist and can't be made.
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>>700278897
Yeah, but the whole audience was waiting for him to make the next jump out of that series. Worst actor playing a captain since Shatner himself.
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>>700278897
Hello brother, don't feel bad that no one remembers you, I know the feeling.
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>>700278693
The holodeck will not resequence matter brought into the holodeck unless it malfunctions.

However you can probably jack off into a replicator and it will resequence it.

Dude you could kill a person, cut them up and just stuff them through the replicator to get rid of the body.
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>>700278420
You racist piece of shit. No black comma lady?
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>>700273267
Literally watching voyager right now
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>>700277061
'Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy' is one of the best episodes, the Doctor was a great character.
The Episode with his erased memory impressed me as well.
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>>700279061
oh shi-

hard nostalgia
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>>700278822
Even now stuff like that is classed as child porn in a number or countries.

For example even here in canada a drawing of a naked anime loli can get you in trouble.
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Dreadnought class
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>>700279271
but, you don't have to take my word for it DUN DUN DUN
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>>700279179
I'm watching TNG right now
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>>700278693
>dna
>just protein
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>>700274241
Her (now ex) husband made her go to strip clubs with him and make out with the strippers.
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>>700279274

i'd hope the federation would be more enlightened than that.
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Random dude flying a fighter reporting in
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>>700279192
Fuck yeah. the Doctor on Voyager is easily one of the best Trek characters ever. Good actor too.

But pic related is the best recurring guest star, Jeffery Combs (sp?) is a bad ass.
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>>700279452
The real question is why would you want to anyway? Children are gross and have gross bodies.
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>>700279271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5IlodOKE8
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>>700279412
>taking the bait.

Data is better than that.
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>>700279052
Would have been so awesome to make a star trek/quantum leap crossover.

Like, Quantum Leap could have been set in the Star Trek universe and Archer actually was Sam Beckett sent to correct all the fuckups.
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>>700279510
I had no idea he was a ferengi too, was there any fucking race he didn't play
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>>700274756
Oh fuck, it's the early 00s again.

>>700275671
>And also this sand, that I hate, because it is coarse.
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Sorry I'm late, officers! What next?

Do we dicuss how TNG is the best?
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>>700279676
This needs to be made
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>>700279677
checked and idk I'd have to search it. Fuck I loved him as the Andorian. They looked ridiculous but he could be serious, funny, and intimidating, all on a whim. Fucking great actor.
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>>700279569

this guy

star trek needs more cute borg girls
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>>700279843
TNG is the best.
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>>700279843
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>>700279593
TELEPORTING TELEPORTING TELEPORTING BLACK GUY. I can watch that all day
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>>700279441
Because of this he had to withdraw his candidacy for the Senate, ensuring a win for Obama
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>>700279676
I approve of this.
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>>700279894
I'd let her assimilate me all day
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>>700279510
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSR6my2x1M

lol Brent hates when people have cameras. He's a sociopath
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I'm already in the Klingon Kids Klub at school nerd
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>>700279980
>>700280008

Also can we talk about Troi? And how she is the best waifu?
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>>700278147
Humanity is more enlightened in the future and they abolished all age of consent laws.
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>>700279843
I think we just got to the part where you show ur tits
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>>700280481
Can you do us all a favor and volunteer for an away mission?
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>>700280481
Troi's eyes.
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>>700280481
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>>700280226
literal cult classic
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>>700280481
Who's this person you keep posting and why?
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>>700280453
>Klingon Kids Klub
topkek
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>>700280506

Sounds reasonable.
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>>700280481
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>>700280481
Waifu
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>>700280700
>Majel Beret played the first officer in the original pilot

>was demoted to playing a nurse in the rest of the show

>played Luaxana troy in TNG

>voiced the computer in all Star trek series.

>was Gene Roddenberrys wife

Yee
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Reminder that the next Trek series will be another "Pre-Kirk" series, that won't focus on the Captain, but instead on a non-white female Lt Commander and also feature a gay character.
It's also gonna be 12 episodes long and have swearing, and maybe nudity, in it, because that makes it more "mature" I guess.

How much of a disaster is it going to be?
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>>700280649
>>700280758
Only Star Trek related pictures I have saved, of a girl I know from when her and I talked about it one time. I'm done now, sorry. Just wanted to contrib00t
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>>700281061
>Yee
What does this mean?
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>>700278307
Gotta love the Intrepid Class.
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>>700281228
we're just relieved it's not actually you
carry on, ensign
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>>700281311
I mean I think she's cute, guess I must have weirder taste than I thought.
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>>700280481
Redheads are better
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>>700281245
What ever you want
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>>700281061
And got cheated on by Gene all the time
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>>700281245
He probably identifies as a cheerful Italian dinosaur.
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>>700281228
Nudes?
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Fully functional
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>>700273267
F UC C
Y E H
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>>700273267
Now what? Like what the fuck is star fleet anyway
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mfw we get a legit Trek thread on /b/ once in a while.
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>>700281912
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I wanna see some shit kids drawings to celebrate Captain Picard day.
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>>700281994
What's star trek
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>>700281662
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Awesome, I'd like to arrange a shuttlecraft as soon as possible. Fuck that beaming up shit.
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>>700278147
>how does it apply to species that don't age the same rate as humans?

It's OK. Neelix had a two year old girlfriend.
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>>700282059
For real, never heard about it. Looks old
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>>700273267
SERGEANT RAMSALOT REPORTING FOR DUTY
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>>700282109
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I can get used to this
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>>700282123
Fun fact, teleporting and beaming up became a thing because using shuttle craft on the original show was too expensive.
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>>700282107
It's like Galaxy Quest
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>>700282215
Very true.

Picard never hit me!
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Brunt.....F...C..A.
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>>700282298
saved
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>>700282363
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>>700282350
Is that where you quest around the galaxy? I don't watch movies so I'm kinda in the dark
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>>700273267
kool, now gimme a fuckin phaser and a shuttle pod, I'm the fuck outta here niggas
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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong
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>>700282350
actually a pretty legit movie. def underrated.
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>>700282596
top-fucking-kek!
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>>700282565
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>>700282386
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>>700282599
Yeah, Galaxy Quest is a great movie.

And almost everyone just ignoring that troll is also great :)
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>>700282793
>>700282596
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>>700282847
Agreed, now shut up about it.
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>>700282847
I'm not trolling! Should I look up star trek?
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>>700282549
>trying this hard
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God damnit... how long have I been in the holodeck this time?
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Evil Spock reporting in
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>>700282847
I think it was Stephen King that said something to the effect of "on a technical level, character development level, amount of action, humour, it's a near perfect film"

Paraphrasing but yeah, really well told story, pacing is great, character arcs, and the message underneath it all. Great movie.
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>>700282565
Fun fact the guy who played Dukat also played a romulan, another cardasian, and the poker player data swindled when he went back in time
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>>700283052
Whatever faggots, just wanted to hear what it's about.
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Hello fellow spiritual beings.chipotlay reporting in,
looking forward for another whole episode dedicated to muh people?
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>>700279510
Jeffrey Combs is the only thing that made Enterprise bearable. It's embarrassing how he steals every scene from Scott Bakula.

Fun fact: The entire reason that Vorta are cloned in Trek canon is because they liked Combs' character so much they wanted to make him a recurring character. And they gave him that role in the first place because he was so good they wanted him to have less makeup.
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>>700282793
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>you now realize star trek came out 50 years ago!
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>>700283136
Ahh Chakotay. Good character, the indian voodoo shit was gay af but he was ok. I think it's the writer's fault, they really didn't quite know what to do with him.
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>>700279873
>They looked ridiculous

That's exactly why they went with Andorians. They wanted to take the more ridiculous TOS races, and make them actually alien and threatening. One of the few good calls on Enterprise. The show was at its best when it was actually being a proper fucking prequel, instead of TNG Lite with shit sets, shit actors, and shit writing.
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>>700282988
Why should I shut up about Galaxy Quest, it's a great movie.
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>>700282596
That, I would watch.
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>>700283392
You forgot new Kirk
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>>700283392
>you now realise the new Star Trek is know as STD

TOS TAS TNG DS9 VOY ENT STD
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>>700283246
> It's embarrassing how he steals every scene from Scott Bakula

total agreement. he was the very best thing about ENT.

Like the other anon said, as funny as the andorians looked, Combs could still come off as scary an intimidating when in battle mode.
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>>700283680
Movies are separate from TV shows

>>700283710
That new star trek already looks like a disaster. I think I will stick to what was already around.
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>>700283680
Fuck that Abrams, shit!
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>>700278053
fucking creepy, at least hes not smiling now....
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>>700283710
Oh wow, nice one.
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>>700283874
what, you don't want to be preached at by a SJW?
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Captain Kevin Reilly here, now one more time a ill take you home once more Kathleen...
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>>700283392
Just went to the Star Trek convention in Vegas
I think they mentioned it a few times
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>>700282565
He should have killed them all.

>>700283222
He also played that dog alien in season 1 of TNG. The ones who have a feud with the snake aliens.
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>>700283710
kek

>>700283512
Yeah I respect their choice to do that and I respect all the actors for playing it as straight as they did. Especially Combs, he really elevated the material, which is what a good actor should do.

pic not related
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>>700283431
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>>700283896
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>>700284021
How is it SJW?

It's not going to do anything Star Trek hasn't already done.

This isn't like the Star Wars thing right? Where people here where all upset by female leads and black people in movies when that has been done for like 60 years.
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Lt. Barkley reporting in

>best episode is when he got busted having holodeck sex parties with Troi and Dr. Crusher holograms
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>>700283710
>Star Trek is now STD
Wat
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>>700284021
you know this one is going to be awful with trigger warnings and everything.
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>>700284309
Still needs more light.
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>>700284152
Wrong Indian.

>>700283431
Nobody was ever more sick of the constant hijinks that befell the Enterprise than he. Or maybe he was just sick of being on the show.

Either way, it was always hilarious to watch.
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>>700284061
Captain Ransom = Best Captain
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>>700284371
Lieutenant Broccoli
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>>700284371
who wouldn't?
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>>700284392
The short form for Star Trek Discovery is STD

All star trek has a short form

TOS TAS TNG DS9 VOY ENT and now STD
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>>700283680
>>700283874
>>700283896

Actually Star Trek Beyond is the first movie out the three rebooted films that actually feels like real star trek.

The characters aren't all hyper charged action heros, Spock actually acts like Spock etc. Written by Simon Pegg so it seems like they took it back to basics.

Yeah all the characters are there, but they are crewman, and they act like it. They don't all act like super ninja hyper charged action stars.

People have a real misconception about Kirk. All pop culture remembers is him making out with the green chick and punching people.

So the first two movies treated Kirk like that, like a frat boy, which in TOS, he wasn't. Kirk was level headed, Kirk was a good leader etc.

The rest of the crew were just crew members, not ninjas. Trek Beyond is EASILY the best of the three, and it's pretty clear that it is because of the writing.
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>>700273267
Warp Speed 10! Make it so! Engage!
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>>700284838
You mean 11.
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>>700284709
She was nice. I was rooting for Will to get in her pants.
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>>700284456
>Or maybe he was just sick of being on the show.
He is sarcastic and negative about it now

I always lold when convention fans were butthurt about it
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>>700284709
Are you fucking kidding me? Sulu being gay ruins the whole thing. Even George Takei did everything in his power to fight against it. He called it disgusting pandering, pure and simple.
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>>700283431
The writers kind of ignored the character. Of course, any job he could potentially do was given to Janeway. The other captains have outspoken talents, and rarely go beyond them. Often they are largely absent from entire episodes. Janeway was written as a "strong female character" which meant she did everything from warp physics to CQB. Having a more personal, hands-on connection with the crew is the entire point of the role of First Officer. That's why Riker was playing poker with the crew and attempting to pork Troi. You don't see Picard do that shit. It's also why Sisko's second in command is a Bajoran. But with Voyager, they wanted Janeway to be the crew mom, so they only roll Chakotay out when they'd otherwise have to give the role to Harry Kim.

Chakotay has loads of hobby's that he's supposedly always been into, but were never mentioned before and are never again. They just didn't give two fucks. Robert Beltran asked for a huge raise at some point with the idea that they'd kick him out. Instead they just gave him the raise. But yeah, he was phoning it in from the moment he realized he was never going to get any proper character development.
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>>700280595

This.

Take your top off and draw a Federation badge on your left boob.
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>>700285081
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>>700283710
All the previous short forms leave out the words Star Trek all together. It'll probably just end up being referred to as DSC, DIS, or something along those lines. STD is funny though.
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>>700284354
The new Star Trek TV series is to center on a female character, the show's executive producer has revealed.

Bryan Fuller said Star Trek Discovery will feature about seven lead roles, but will focus on a female lieutenant commander instead of the captain.

According to Deadline, it is thought the lead character will not be white in an effort to increase diversity.

Fuller also said the new show, which will air next year, will feature a gay character in the ensemble.

Speaking at the Television Critics Association panel for US network CBS, Fuller - who has also written the pilot episode - described the lead in Star Trek Discovery as a "lieutenant commander with caveats".

He said he decided not to focus on the captain because "we've seen six series from captain's point of view and to see one from another point of view gives us a richer context".

The other details Fuller revealed about the series included:

- The show will be set 10 years before the original series featuring Captain Kirk and will bridge the gap between 2005 series Enterprise and the Kirk years.
- There will be more aliens than you would usually expect on the crew - it will not be "one person with a bumpy head". And there will be robots.
- There may be the possibility of seeing younger versions of the characters seen in Kirk's crew, but not until the second season. There is also the chance to see the character of Spock's mother, Amanda Grayson, played by Winona Ryder in JJ Abrams's 2009 big screen adaptation.
- The first season will consist of 13 episodes rather than the traditional 20-24 episodes to keep storytelling tight.
- Because the program will be shown on CBS's on demand platform, it will not be "subject to broadcast standards and practices" usually seen on network TV. Fuller said it would allow a "broader spectrum" of content including "slightly more graphic content" and profanity.

This just feels like an attempt to please SJW's and have game of thrones type vulgarity and nudity.
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>>700285081
yeah i admit that was forced sjw shit. But I'm talking about the overall tone of the movie and the characters.

It's just far better than the other two, it actually feels like a Trek film, instead of an action movie with a Trek theme, which is what the first two movies felt like.

I agree with you though, it was pretty blatant. Still though, worth the watch if you're a Trek fan. Shit, it's the best Trek film since Star Trek 5 imo.
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Literally all I've ever wanted is Belana and seven of nine playing hide the sausage with my bones mccoy
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>>700284709
This
And they gave Urban more screen time so he can channel the spirit of Deforest Kelley
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>>700283392
I wasn't aware that Voyager was largely produced at the time as DS9. That might explain why DS9 was pretty lacking, in my opinion. Just makes me want to watch Babylon 5.
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>>700284397
That's totally Kirk's Rock in the background.
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>>700285360
so lots of floppy penis?
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>>700285172
See, makes sense now thanks, I knew something had to be up. He just felt, unfinished? Not sure that's the right word.

Thanks for the heads up.
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>>700284021
>SJW

Star Trek has been all inclusive since day one, even TOS in the 60s had wOman officers black officers black admirals that kirk was subsurvient too, Star Trek 4 had a black female starship captain, all the other series have had female captains female admirals black admirals aisan officers alien officers pro LGBT comentery anti war and anti discrimination comentery, pro unity anti body shaming comments, and general anti pruejidus messages in many episodes.

Tell me how the new series will be SJW when nothing we know about it so far hasn't been done before in other star trek?

Oh the main character is female? That's never been done in Star trek before!

Oh wait...
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>>700273267
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
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>>700284709
Still not going to watch it, though. I mean, I'll probably stumble across it one day, but as far as I'm concerned it's not even worth a pirate.
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>>700285360
I just want interesting sci-fi. But instead we're going to get a overly witty, diversity squad, character drama.
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>>700285375
>Star Trek 5
I hope that's a typo
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>>700285360
>female lead character

Guess Voyager never happend

>non white main characters

Guess DS9 never happend

>gay character

Star trek has always had a pro equality message.

Yep you are doing the Star Wars 7 thing
>concepts that arn't new are being used but since it's 2016 it must be SJW because prior to this year haveing female and black and gay characters never happend.
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>>700285834
6 is right next to 5 on most keyboards.
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>>700285770
kek, ok, but you are missing out. basically over a 20 second scene where you see zulu and his partner reunite after a mission.

Seriously, it's a fucking great movie, best of the three by far, and that moment with Zulu and his partner, (which literally was 15 or so seconds long), is the only SJW shit I recall being in the film.

Srsly. It's a great Trek movie. Far better than the other two. I feel like they finally got it right and Simon Pegg and the whoever helped write it are to thank for it.

But watevs...
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>>700281140
godawful
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>>700285360
You are upset because a Star Trek series will have female and non white main characters and diverse crews with lots of aliens with pro equality messages?

I take it you have never watched Star Trek before.
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>>700273267
Fuck, I'm not even a doctor who fan so I'll probably die to some stupid shit
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>>700285834
yeah woops. That could have been bad..

>>700286025
thanks for pointing it out
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>>700283914
Edgy
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>>700281140
So?

Star Trek has always been SJW since the 60s. What is it with people the past 2 years getting mad at female lead characters or non white characters in franchises that have always had diverse casts?

An all white all male star trek crew would look so out of place compared to the others.
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>>700279156
Nigger
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>>700285669
The world of Star Trek is way off what SJW want.
It's actual equality. SJW want to be treated better than anyone else.
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>>700285360
It's going to suck.

The idea that the captain has, thusfar, always been the series focal point is kind of bullshit. The captain makes the calls on the ship, so naturally we look up to them. But the post-TOS series have had counsellors, children, criminals etc. as main characters. We don't see it "from the captain's point of view" when those characters are the focal point of their respective episodes. Star Trek has never had one ,single main character, but always an ensemble cast of main characters who are treated with equal importance.

I don't mind having a female, non-white main character. I do loathe the idea of "diversity for diversity's sake". it always seems to go to shit. Janeway is a good example. They wrote her as the female captain, and that came with the idea that she had to be "strong" and that she could never be wrong, which lead to immensely shitty writing.

>The first season will consist of 13 episodes rather than the traditional 20-24 episodes to keep storytelling tight.

Yeah, that sounds like shit. Trek episodes have always been, in effect, science fiction short stories. Trek doesn't need "tight storytelling" because the episodes are supposed to be self-contained. The tightest Trek writing we got was DS9, and it did absolutely fine with 24 episodes. In fact, that's what allowed it to showcase as many MAIN characters as it did. Instead of just one.

>This just feels like an attempt to please SJW's and have game of thrones type vulgarity and nudity.

Well, at least I can hope for some Caitian titties, then. Because the rest of this sounds retarded.
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>>700282215
Yeah but the nigger is a shit actor, and a nigger
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>>700286982
I'm just saying a female lead characters and non white main characters has been done in Star Trek a lot and is not new.

I know specific episodes that where comentery on gay rights for god sake Star Trek has always been that way that's the point of Star Trek.
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Great Trek thread everyone, I needed this. Live long and prosper!
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>>700287136
Yeah I agree in series formatting it may fail badly but that's the only problem I have with it so far, I'll watch it and see it may suprise me.
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>>700285669
You are missing the point.

I adored Voyager and Captain Janeway. She was a perfect Captain to me. She was not put there because she was FEMALE and (insert female here) but because she had that Margaret Thatcher "Iron Lady" aura about her.

Same thing with DS9. I loved Captain Sisko. He was not shoehorned into that role. "We must have a non-white captain for this show" was not announced for virtue signaling. Instead it was "this is what this show is going to be about and welcome this new crew!"

Why go out of your way to announce to the world "Look how diverse we are going to be? We will even have a super faggot in space!"

All I can say is that I hope they get the casting spot-on, otherwise this prioritization of diversity will ruin the entire show.
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>>700284309
Did you photoshop some of the lense flares out?
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>>700287283
Avery Brooks may be a lot of things. but a shitty actor and a nigger aren't among them. Watch some of the Sisko focused DSN episodes and come back here and say that he was a shitty actor. I'd especially recommend "In the Pale Moonlight".
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>>700274635
I'm glad I'm not the only one into her.
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>>700284371
Yeah he raped the sweet cherry pussy
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>>700286230
You are being presumptive, you fucking nigger. I didn't say a goddamn thing about Sulu being a faggot. I'm not going to watch it because the other two movies have been terrible, the actors playing the characters have been terrible with the exception of Karl Urban, and I have no intention of even contributing to the movie's popularity through piracy statistics.

You are the reason people complain about SJW's. With not even a shred of evidence to support it, you immediately assume it's all about your pet issues.

>It's a great Trek movie.

Yeah, that's bullshit. Without knowing one thing about the movie, I can tell that right now. Shit, even the proper Trek movies can hardly be called "great" with a few exceptions. Keep the lies believable, will you?
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>>700284487
I remember this crazy fuck!

Great episode. Also his number 1 was the dude from Deadwood, Sylas, if I remember right
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>>700287975
Neither of those pussies were cherry by then by any stretch of the definition of "cherry".
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>>700286658
You talk about the cast and quality of the actors you have.

Not "I made sure we have some of the best diversity EVER! We even have a non-binary midget in a wheelchair".

Diversity for diversity's sake is boring. I don't want to watch a show that looks like a bunch of assholes got picked for a workplace diversity pic. I want to watch a show that has people that come across as people who I could see doing these jobs and their race / sex would be secondary.
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>>700287136
>We don't see it "from the captain's point of view" when those characters are the focal point of their respective episodes. Star Trek has never had one ,single main character, but always an ensemble cast of main characters who are treated with equal importance.

Yeah, that guy seems to be full of shit to me as well.
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>>700287332
Yeah, ST is about actual equality. It's a socialist meritocracy.

SJW just want attention.
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>>700288091
He wasn't crazy. He was quite rational and pragmatic. He did what Janeway was too much of a pussy to ever do to ensure that what was left of his crew got home. I'd have preferred Ransom over Janeway any day of the week.
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>>700276863
Just make sure there's no emotion chip. If you tell one Mr Tricorder joke I am emping you to death, roboanus first.
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>>700287604
But Star Trek has always been that way, in TOS they added Checov later on simply because they thought it wasn't diverse enough abd they wanted a Russian so they could say "look how progressive we are we have a rusky on our show"

And I can list episodes in TNG that have a pro gay rights message, sure the new series will probably suck because the format is questionable but really the SJW thing sounds like a repeat of the Star Wars 7 bullshit where people where mad for no reason.
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>>700288077
I'm like you, didn't care for the first two, the trailer for Beyond made me go oh no......


But it is the best of the three. Like, by far. IDK about the sjw shit, don't really care. But they boiled everything down. All the characters still have their quirks, but feel like the old characters again. Red Letter Media did a great review on it and laid it out.

Trek was about people that got along, conflict came from outside shit. Not interpersonal conflicts. Like the first two, kirk and spock constantly at it etc, like wtf.

That doesn't happen in Beyond. They FEEL like the original cast again. The ACT like they were originally written.

And you're right about most of the Trek movies, all the TNG movies were shit, and only a couple of the original films were any good.

But yeah, Beyond is worth the watch. I really enjoyed it.
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>>700287524
All this shit sounds like the kind of stuff people who don't know what they're talking about say. Figures, as Fuller's main work was on Voyager. His episodes are... OK, which may provide some hope, but at the end of the day he was a bit writer on the last seasons of the worst proper Trek show.
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