UK thread time!
Milton Keynes signing in
Dunstable, checking in
>>700263654
China here.
Fuck you
>>700263654
Not too far off - Rushden, Northants
Birmingham here.
No I'm white
No I don't sound like a brummie / yam yam
No I'm a guy and won't suck your dick
Selby here
Chester calling in
>>700263831
OP here, I'm going to be closer next weekend, I'm staying in Irthlingborough then aha
>>700263859
Where in Birmingham?
Shrewsbury here
captcha: tea
Stoke-on-Trent ST3 reporting in, can't be arsed moving off my sofa.
>>700263831
>>700263654
Northampton here
23/m
>>700263654
Surrey
Notts come fuck wid me
Milton Keynes here as well! Postocde ?
>>700264004
More Dudley way, Halesowen.
I really want to move away...
>>700263654
Wakefield signing in.
>>700264238
MK14 /b/ro
Sheffield
>>700263654
Glasgow standing by.
Who else loves to browse /B/ with a butt plug in the ass?
Tamworth checking in.
This thread need's an injection of content to prick anon's ear's
>>700263766
Dunstable here aswell
>>700264933
OH SHIT, FAM
West Yorkshire, Brighouse standing by.
All systems nominal
Accrington, signing in.
Norwich here. Biggest fucking shithole in the world.
>>700264281
MK150 here, a/s ?
>>700264085
Fellow potter reporting st7
>>700263654
Where in MK?
BLETCHLEY?
>>700263654
Bn17
>>700263766
Timestamp you slut
>>700263794
TAIWAN NUMBA WUNNNN
>>700263766
Good that's worse than MK, at least you're not Luton though, out are you....
>>700265324
19/m
>>700265409
MK14 /b/ro, near to the city centre
>>700264025
Noice mate, I'm in portland crescent
A lot of Northern monkeys here....
West Sussex boiii
>>700265497
That's my ex gf
>>700263654
Holy shit Milton Keynes here too
>>700265626
Mk1 (near the giant Asda) reporting in
>>700264257
Wordsley here. I know the feels.
>>700265707
Where?
>>700265730
Quick follow up MK13 near grand union
Fleetwood town/ blackpool
>standing by
anyone from epson here?
Croydon, getting stabbed
So many southerners
>>700265729
We'll post more fuck boi, let be honest she left for you a nigga
>>700265913
I'm down the Fenny Stratford end
Littlehampton
>>700266017
Yes, and what of it, dear boy?
Oxford here
>>700266079
Oakwood drive reporting in
>>700266214
Abingdon dear boy
>>700266271
Burns Road (Poets Estate in Bletchley) reporting in
You telling me there's no Scunthorpe /b/ros here?
>>700265822
Crawley!
Anybody else?
>>700266394
I didn't know they had introduced electricity there yet
>>700266164
>making me point out the obvious
Runcorn here
>>700263654
SW6 Fulham reporting.
>>700266282
Damn
>>700266481
kek we're not Barnsley
Come on here everyday didn't know so many local folk use chan
Anyone in the dead town of Loughborough?
>>700263654
vermont here. i'm LMAOing at your life.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790
>>700266598
Ya?
Windsor here
Bolton signing in
>>700266004
Same fam, where's your ends at G
DE5 here
>>700266772
You mean Reading
New Forest reporting
did anyone go boomtown?
>>700266729
Didn't think people round here even knew about this sight
>>700266729
Beware the brown bird.
The color purple will unlock a fortune.
>>700263654
E11 reporting in
where my east london /b/ros at
Nottingham here. Can't sleep because of a dammed Canadian.
>>700266835
Or is it Slough?
Yes, Slough
Barely any northerners on here?
You'd think it would have been the opposite if here is where unemployment is highest and all of that
>>700266802
east side my man
where u at
>>700263654
BH1 Reporting in
>>700266929
probably at mosque.
>>700266688
Lived there for two years. I was in the Phantom 80% of the time
Cheshire here. CW12
SK11 Macclesfield, holla
>>700266889
How old are you?!
>>700266929
Getting stabbed
Pembrokeshire
>inb4 sheepshagger
>>700263766
Harpenden neighbour
North London
Bristol reporting in mates
>>700263654
>Milton Keynes
FellSilent !!!
Greetings from Aylesbury
>>700267121
sheepshagger
>>700264025
Coxy?
>>700267037
Bournemouth lol - God waiting room +hen parties
>>700267090
Oh and yes, I went to The Abingdon School as well. Personal friends with Thom Yorke, of course..
>>700267338
Plus a 7 mile beach and Uni Sluts everywhere.
>>700266931
eh buddie
>>700264281
R.I.P
You live in a shit hole mate. MK4 semi master race signing in.
>>700265297
Ayyyy. Norwich here.
Got any nudes?
Darlington - DL1 here
>>700267046
Mongleton?
>>700267248
Yeah I guess Oxford could be construed as pretty "cosy" but fuck dude, you know as well as I do - it's a fucking shithole!
Town and Gown
Remove the Gown, and you're left with the bitter core of scum.
Then again, I live in Abingdon, so I'm happy. It's beautiful here!
>>700267043
One of the best places here. There's nothing much to do here but drinking honestly
>>700265324
You also live in a shit heap.
>>700267626
Not really an issue for me, moving to uni on a month anyway :^)
>tfw only northerner
>>700266481
Kek
>>700267473
You're right there. I went to a stag do in bournemouth, walked down to the next per east, got my cock sucked and got to smoke some free crack
>>700267691
Nope. Not sure I'd want them from most of the girls here anyway.
Dunstable here too
>>700267046
Oh shit, just up the road from me. Macc here.
>>700265035
moar
>>700268162
You mean Luton.. fucking scum!!!
>>700267834
Good. Those ends are awful.
>>700267759
Yeah it is a 'lovely' place to live apart for the pikeys and drunks
>>700268233
Dunstable isn't quite that shit. It's close though.
>>700268079
I went to UEA. There's loads of girls there that I would want a nude of. They're all from outside of Norwich though... mostly Chinese girls there
Cornwall reporting in.
>>700267909
Awww
I't be grim up't north
Long shot, but anyone got any nudes of girls from Somerset?
>>700268355
Wow, first you get Internet access, and then you get dubs as well!
I hope your posting a wincest thread later!
Any Islington /b/ros here?
>>700268355
Summers nearly over, you looking forward to 99% unemployment?
>>700268308
Oxford or Abingdon?
As long as you avoid the Black Swan (Abingdon) you'll be alright.
sup
>>700268508
Cornwall in the top 10 for fastest internet lol.
Only wincest in Bodmin. Them dirty fuckers
>>700268575
And Witney are its full of them
>>700267909
Darlington here, fairly north.
>>700268550
I have a stable non-tourist related job so im fine.
>>700268354
Yeah UEAs probably not bad, but in high school all the girls are ugly as fuck. The only thing thicker than them is their drawn on eyebrows.
Southampton reporting for duty.
>>700268636
Hello you beautiful bastard!
>>700268422
That's not how you do it though :(
Southerners be so out of touch with us, and vice versa.
London here.
Whos got links for good green?
portsmouth here
>>700268507
Bumping for this
>>700268752
That's Manchester you tool
>>700268688
Oh Christ, Witney is Witney. Please tell me, where are you from, specifically within Oxford, or its surrounding towns?
>>700268786
You'd think so eh....
>>700268906
Witney
>>700265444
bn17? littlehampton? im bn17 also
Heathrow Airport here
>>700268880
True my man. Though this does sum up perfectly the squalid shit-stain that is Soton.
Teesside
>>700269042
lets fuck outside tesco
Leicester reporting in
>>700268752
Funny way to spell "Millbrook", you pikey piece of shit
>>700269202
Bit upmarket, don't you think?
Portland, the island in Dorset
>>700263992
heyy. Wasn't expecting to find another else from chester.
>>700265035
I know this girl....more from source?
>>700267798
Student union was good if you managed to avoid the dickheads
>>700269202
hmmm nah im good. where in littlehampton?
West Lothian Keking in.
>>700269015
Cool. My cousin lives in Witney. My sister lives in Headington. I live in Abingdon.
I have a riddle for you...
>>700268757
ayyy
Hamilton, quite near Glasgow, you?
>>700269280
true. Where should we do the deed?
>>700269420
Go for it dude
>>700263654
John Maynard Keynes signing in.
>>700269287
What's it like living in a lighthouse?
>>700269457
Doune
>>700269472
Asda. Or Lidl.
>>700267693
not long moved from Aycliffe, whereabouts in darlo?
>>700268193
I used to work on the doors at a club in Macclesfield. It was called The Silkworm.
Kent here, more specifically Bexley
>>700265224
Sup dude, Burnleyfag here
>>700269634
Eastbourne area, near the old Eastbourne school site
>>700268829
My nigga, po4 reporting
>>700269694
Ahhh the Tapeworm, many a drunken night spent in there, before it was Silkworm though.
>>700269534
Pretty sick
>>700268747
Never went to school in Norwich :/
Went to school in Lowestoft lol
>>700269573
Fuck man at least you live somewhere pretty
>>700269287
Also isle of Portland checking in
Newcastle reporting in lads
>>700269866
that's not far from the copper beech is it? i never ventured any further than the town and QE but know a couple places.
>>700269524
Somehow I expected this to appear
Gotta love the economics tho
>>700269938
I stuck my dick in a girl from hollyoaks in the dj booth.
>>700270066
Eyyyy what village?
>>700269511
Who is the hottest dude in the world?
>>700269524
Somehow I expected this to appear eventually
Gotta love the economics tho
>>700269852
Holy shit nice man.
Tell me you're at least not one of those guys still smashing Pokémon Go in Townley park hahah
>>700269573
Yer mother was a hamster
>>700270080
Sunderland fag here but i don't buy into the whole rivalry. Guess it's cause i'm not originally from here
>>700269316
Same man, ch3 near waitrose, you?
>>700270254
Weston here
>>700270272
Sorry, not sure what you're talking about im afraid
>>700269049
You mean Staines?
>>700270313
Oh look. How clever!
>>700270439
Southwell
York
>>700270245
Nice work. Trying to remember the door guys now, did you ever work with that absolute tank of a woman, Val?
Luton Reporting
Fuck Dunstable
>>700270691
I thought I was the only one here.
>>700270570
Fair enough. I am pretty munted right now.
You give me a Limerick or whatever
anyone in lincoln wanna smoke/fuck/drink?
>>700270813
Asian confirmed.
>>700270968
Yeah I finished work two hours ago and have been getting on it old boy
>>700270347
Same here, never got the rivalry thing, only been living here for a year though
>>700263654
Brighton flouncing in
>>700270784
There was a woman there but she was quite nice. I didn't actually work for the club I worked for a dj just standing next to him for 6 hours 3 nights a week.
>>700270907
Same, its a small place, but has to have the best views in the country by far.
>>700270813
You've got that the wrong way round my friend!
>>700271096
liz?
>>700271168
uni?
>>700270813
Dunstable is better than getting stabbed daily
>>700271135
How did you know I live in bury park?
>>700270192
Otherside of Yarm Road.
Near Eastbourne Sports complex, I don't know if that will help
>>700271366
Northumbria, yeah
>>700271161
You know what i mean, a fucking cryptic shit, dude. Ah fuck man maybe I'm too munted.
Fucking bullshit my friend!
>>700265973
Blackpool here too
>>700271204
Dude must have some serious anxiety to need a personal guard while he's playing shitty music for drunk chavs...
Burnley here
>>700271209
Especially at the Olympic rings overlooking chesil and at Portland bill
llanfyllin calling in mid wales
>>700271512
I need to sleep dude have fun
>>700263654
lincoln here
>>700271510
cool man, i start at sunderland uni in a few weeks, bit of a downgrade from northumbria hahaha.
>>700263654
Banbury, Signing in.
>>700271539
burnleys all reet i was in padiham
>>700263654
Solihull, standing by.
NW1 reporting in.
>>700271557
Definitely. You ever go jumping around the Bill? By Red Crane and all them?
>>700271879
cracking night out it is down btown
>>700271819
I wouldn't know mate, completely lost even after a couple years around, best of luck
>>700266842
Where in the new forest?
>>700270678
>>700271539
Six fingered inbred degenerate detected.
Suffolk here, but was about 20miles from Milton Keynes last weekend.
>>700272069
when i was in burnley , trafalgar flats were still there..... good birds in there.
Telford here boyo
>>700264142
same, Guildford here
>>700263859
Ohh my man, south Yardley wbu?
>>700267801
Sorry? Im pretty sure I live in one of the nicest areas in MK
DARLINGTON ?
>>700268752
Me too bro. SO...? SO15 here.
>>700272375
That's like being the hottest Denny's waitress.
>>700271658
Same here bro
>>700272286
Fucking old bastard ahah
>>700272396
I live on fenby are we near?
>>700271628
Port Talbot , v edgy setup bro
scumbag
>>700272043
Nah, but a few of my friends did, there's a load of different parts with nicknames, one of them was stacks I think, not sure though, never really did it.
>>700268752
lol that chav reaching for his pint lol
East Sussex
Cheltenham reporting.
>>700263654
Bedford checking in.
>>700272552
Yeah Stacks is a good one. Spent my summer jumping off Pulpit tho.
>>700272538
even got 4G here in mid-wales lol
>>700271184
Oooooh! Hark at her!
Brummie here! How's it's going you pasty bastards!
>>700265224
Is that you Stanley?
Sheffield reporting in.
>>700272799
We had some pretty good weather for here so seems like a good idea.
>Be English
>Be btfo by England 2.0
>No access to superior lobster
>No seasons only clouds and rain
>No natural resources, just a barren island
>No wildlife, it all died off centuries ago
>A-at least we've got an oppressive government to cry to
Only England that matters reporting in
>>700268233
Hockwell Ring in Luton, checking in, you bad mouthing my manor?
Quite right too.
>>700265224
Had a stag do in an airbnb called The Octagon up around Accrington.
Got high as giraffe pussy and hung out in a sauna, it was fucking incredible.
>>700271857
you absolute fucking cunt, Hardwick weapon signing in also
>>700273269
Pretty nice night we are having too!
>>700272799
Another portfag reporting in, pulpit is a fag jump only bad bit is the pussy current
>>700273593
Got a good breeze going at the minute, it's been fucking hot these past few days.
>>700265224
just up the road from Huncoat & Hapton (fucking chemical works on the bridge)
Oxford signing in
>>700273713
Yeah? What do you jump?
>>700272799
>pulpit
Aerial or gtfo fam
>>700266004
From Lewisham so not too far
>>700273982
I've done Aerial but only as a dare, shits high mane
>>700264121
Northampton is a shithole
>>700272866
I get it everywhere lmao
>>700273938
Stacks is the best jump, pulpit is just like bobs with abit more swimming
>>700274190
Pretty much yeah
>>700263654
>Milton Keynes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyIls75IhaY
How has no one posted this yet?
Cambridge here, but from Newcastle.
This place is fucking shit.
Get me back north lads.
>>700274548
up north is better than the south lol, better beer and better looking women.
>>700274334
Red crane is probably the worst
>>700267188
Where about? EN4 here
>>700274877
Only thing its good for is when the tides are low but you still wanna jump
>>700274790
>better looking women up north
>>700265973
Cleveleys here
>>700274790
It's more the fact all my mates are now mid-late 20s and already a few years into their mortgages while I am stuck down here paying rent on some overpriced pile of shit flat to fund some boomer cunt's retirement and can't save for shit.
Luckily office is closing and trying to get shipped back up there within the next year.
>>700275126
I'd rather have a northern lass than a chavvy southerner. Bolton born here. Least our girls have decent tits.
>>700275260
good luck matey.
Moving to Nottingham in 3 weeks. What should I expect?
no North Yorkshire in this thread, right disappointing
>>700275461
I'd rather have a women that I can actually understand and not be covered in smocker breath every time she opens her dirty teeth filled mouth
my name is natalie kay and i suck dick for a living
>>700275882
>smocker
>teeth filled mouth
