You have 20 seconds to prove you're an oldfag. >we'll
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You have 20 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>we'll know if you're lying
>>700255358
somethingawful world2ch
Yeah sure let me just post a shoop from earlier this week to prove myself. Hold on. I'll be right back.
you can't beat me
>prove you are an oldfag
I've never made a thread like this before.
>>700255358
>"Too many nazi's shitting up /b/. Can we get a containment board for them?"
>>700255898
that makes you the newest of fags
>>700255358
An oldfag wouldn't make a shitpost like this.
/thread
>>700255358
I've been here all summer and half autumn.
>>700255358
I joined 8-20-16
bosg gesdosh
I was here when a guy named moot owned the site
>>700255358
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>>700256199
there are only 12 months you idiot
>>700256373
>thinks there are only 12 months
>being this fucking restarted
/b/ was never good, nor will it ever be you worthless no lives
>>700256586
>being this fucking restarted
Lost my shit, thanks anon
Nigger
>>700256097
no (You)
I still whack off to Tabby. Still wish she was the queen of /b.
>>700256373
fucking retard
go away leddit nigger.
>>700255358
Newfag
>>700256011
Summer aint over yet Boys
>inb4 b8
@700255358
I've been here since 1999
Been here since before m00t was asking for donations and complaining about being charged a fortune for traffic, back when there were only 3 or so boards and they were all about weeaboo shit.
>>700257531
Shit tier bait. 1/10 for making me reply
>>700257596
Kek
>>700255358
im not that old of a fag but been here since 2008
>>700256097
>/threading your own post
>not using meme arrows
alright dude haha
Problem officer?
Ondore lies!
>>700255358
How did u prove it?
RON PAUL, /b/
>>700258183
>calling green text meme arrows
kek
Bring back snacks.
We space now.
>bro do you even remember wt snax
ITTY BITTY BABY!
>>700258405 (You)
>implying I dont prefer lel
The game
roody poo and crescent fresh
Noko
Roody-poo
Muthafuckin puddi puddi
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>700258534
Itty bitty boat
COCKMONGLER.
>>700256586
>>700256734
>>700257124
ya'll dumb to fall for that 1
Pools closed
>>700257604
yeah sure dud
>>700258652
I don't believe it
>>700258825
HABEEB IT
Can I finger you....for free?
ya dun goofed
>>700258889
TWINKIE HOUSE!
*punch*
PUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDI
tits or GTFO
I want to be the little girl
>>700255358
/b/ used to b random not the same threads ever hour ever day.
sage
been here since 2004. have seen this things change back and forthfrom shit to gold andback again.
pudi pudi
>>700258652
I don't habeeb
>>700259448
lmao ok guy.
Niggers tongue my anus
>>700255358
> newfag trying to get old pictures.
>>700255358
I helped us do this
>>700259757
It's shopped. I can tell from the pixels.
>>700255358
Must be newfag haha
>>700255358
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>>700260157
Newfags can't triforce.
I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
>>700256586
>restarted
Holy fuck my sides
Thanks brony.
>>700255358
Niggers tongue my anus
>>700255358
ban hammer inc.
also OP you are the faggot the rest of the gays decided to stone to death for being such a mindbending faggot
all these newfags get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700255358
Wrrrryyyy
>>700255358
Suck my harbl
>>700261032
>Trying to protect newfag central
>>700261296
Too soon.
Brb, Church.
>>700261296
that was too soon fag
he does it for free
>>7002571
amon amarth \m/
>>700255358
300M get was something not to furget.
>the surgeon is inspired
that good enough?
What's this guys name again?
desu
>>700259081
newfag detected
>>700261756
build it barry
My name is john and I hate every single one of you
>>700261756
Build-it Bob
>>700255358
I was in this thread my boys
>>700261856
milkdude
>>700256373
12 months? Are you trolling?
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>>700258067
2006 right here
>>700262142
bold claim. Especially since that screenshot used to be posted in every "epic thread" thread years ago
Been here since the 90s
Don't make me post Grinman.
>>700262465
I know it was and I didn't go on them because I thought they were cancer
>>700262631
Noice b8
>>700260989
no
o
Who's moot?
a l l
h a i l
x e n o n
>>700261756
Make it Five
>>700258385
fake
>>700261296
Too early
>>700262934
The little girl.
>>700255358
Hi! I'm Dan!
>>700255358
i'm new here. you wanna fight me faggot?
>>700255358
THRUST VECTORING OWNS THE SKY
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME
MACROSS-ZERO STYLE
Marblecake, also the game
>>700255358
I see that picture and i think to myself ''the weak should fear the strong''
>>700255358
Candy ass roody poo
get off my lawn.
>>700263731
You sick
Fuck
i know nagas
>>700261296
Too soon man damn
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>>700265025
>>700255358
PlayPen
>>700261756
Fist-it-Freddy
>>700264727
Takes one to know one, apparently.
hey guys
this is my first time on 4chan
idk what an oldflag is lol but what can u do
anyone interested in being friends XD ik this is probably really atypical of what u guys normally run into
idk
i was in the thread when the guy tied his frog to a balloon
>>700265565
Are you Katie the penguin of d00m?
4chan added this crazy feature that makes you
>read this line in a different voice
>>700265681
lol whats that??
>>700265619
Same.
>>700255358
pudipudipudipudi
>>700255358
>we'll know...
>post newfag .jpg
your newfag is showing
>>700255358
>>700265775
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
>>700265922
Obvious newfag, this was shit even the most normal of normalfags knew about.
>>700255774
Obvious kym or youtube fag.
I once hacked my ID into Heaven.
>>700261296
Too soon man. Have some fucking decency.
>>700265927
>>700265927
> im 13 years old
we have this pedophile on record saying hes 13
this is a bannable offense
sic him boys
you idiot
this isn't my first time
you fell right into my trap you autistic fool
now you will stop spending all your time locked in your room and start going outside again
your parents will be thrilled
>>700255358
does being from '93 counts
>>700255358
Desudesu, Cockmongler, thebest thebest thebest, IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR, Candlejack, I mean shit I've go
you candy bum rudie shits
>>700255358
My icon in the chon Gold lounge is a number 12
>>700261756
Trek-'em-Carl
>>700265516
You fucked up
who wants some pronography photos of little boys?
Been here since 2015 boii, so dont spew that newfag shit my way
>>700255358
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>700265516
kys pedo
>>700266796
boi LMAO STRAIGHT FIRE NIGGA REALLY GOT SHOOK WORLDSTAR you already integrated into nigger culture looking ass faggot
>>700265516
holy shit, you have balls
>>700261756
Ram-it-Reggie
>>700261296
Too soon
>>700255358
>>700255358
>I was memeing I'm 12 years old and what is this back when i was 12 years old and what is this.
>tfw 21 now
>>700262465
confirmed:
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.imgur.com/vopHBG7.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1tt8h2/a_label_everyone_can_understand/&h=737&w=751&tbnid=zWIka1StVJPoNM&tbnh=222&tbnw=227&usg=__m2H_LD0zbqgeZWpG3HVv2tHv7B4=&docid=oS3LJB7JzZ-4XM
>>700256373
love you:)
>>700255358
OP
Do you have the cutout for the kid?
>>700255358
>I'm a faggot
What does OP mean by this?
>>700261296
fuck nigger 2 soon
>>700262631
checks out
>>700261296
>newfag here
What is wrong with this to be exact?
T̙̮͙̤o͕̬͜ ̳̜͙̹̰̫ͅi̲̭̟̻̹̘͞n̴̩̯v̼͕͇o̳̯ͅk̞̺͙̪͈͕̘e͢ ̯͇͉͞t̮̥̟͠h̥e̥̭͎̫̫̭ ̝̦̳̩̯̣͖h̼̪͕͎i̮̬̩̘̲̣̘v͏̦͉̺̭ͅe̝̕-̟̙m̜i̵̺̜̜n͝d̖̹̙̲̜ ̷̞r̩̪͟e̪͚̮̮͕p͓̪̗̥r̻̱̣e̥̼͜s͎̪̤e͖̤͚̪ǹ̗̲̖̲͍̳ͅț͉͙͕̤͙̳i͍͈̗̝͡n̠͡g͔ ̘̬͎͓͈̞ͅc̜̳͓̻̝̯͢h̘̱̯̫͡a̬͖̬̝͉o̙̙̗̫͇s̨͍̗̦̹̖̤.̰̘̺͇͚͠
̙͘I͓͉̼̼͔̱n̴̞̜͈͖̭v̛͔̺̤̠o҉̲̳̼̦̲̫ͅk̩i͖̼͚̣̖n̖͎̮̞̦̜͞g͚͉̣͟ ҉̠̗̹͉t҉̩̺h͏͕e̶̺ ̜́f̹̙̩͉̯͙͟e̢̼̭͍͇̱̰͕e̫͍l҉͚̭͖̗̤̮̦i̠͕͉̣̹n͍̘͓̣͇̳̭g̫̤͕̼̹͕͡ ͏̩̙͈ò̲f̟̭̦̻ ̮̣̦c̛͎͙h҉̤̱̤͖̫ą͙͈̠̻̺̘o̲͇s͔.̥͚̹̺͙̥̤
̦͞W̤̼͙̪͉̲̜i̫̻̲͜t̹̝̮̦h̝̦ͅ ͘o̴̟̤̲u͕ț ̶̯̩͉̰͖͖or̤̙͔͉͜ḏe̻̻̹̣r̞.͉
̷̱̻̠̰T̢̻h̷̦̤e͍ ̛͎̤̝N̖e͍̬̼̕ͅz̹̩̹̬̰̹͓͘p͚̦e̹̠̲͙͇̼͔r̛͕̳ḍ̲̲̖͓͟i͕̣̣͢an ̰͟h̗̠i͔̹̜v̢̝̩͔è͚͔̭̬̟̞-͇̝͈̗͓̲m͓̝i̶̬̬̟͓͚̞n̘̞͝d o̴̱͙f̷̻̩̫̜ ͕̳c̪̦̘̮͕͖h̺̼̗͉͔̳̹́aò͇̗̖͇͔s̤̝̼̹̲͔͢.͏̯ ̧̖͍Z͔̬̠̱͜a̮̰̬͍͍̕ͅļ̙̪̘̲̱̠g͕͠ò̘̗͙͇.̴̭̱͍͍̠͖
̪͉̞̲̯ͅH͈̕e̗̞̳̥̮͠ ̲̺͉͔w̨̺̰ͅḫ͉̹o̭͓͙͟ ҉̖̹̰̩W͙̗̪̝̻ͅͅa̰̲͍̤̻i̻͍̼͖̜̪̺ts͉̘͖̮͕͇̀ ̮͝B̖̟͖̀e̬͟h͍̲͚̠̰̭̦i͙̣̱̺̼̣n̛̜̱͉d̬͈̟̮̬̺̥̀ ̹̯͙̤̮̕T̳̩̣h̗͚̳̟̬̰̠e̙ ̪̻̞͕̼͈́ͅW̺̭̯̻̣a̷̹̥ĺl̪͖̱̟̻̩.̢̘̙̬
̵Z̭͠A͚͓͟L̨͔G̢͕͚̳͎̰͈ͅO̡̪̙!̷̗͚̻̖̦̙̥
A C T I O N M O V I E
Fantastic! The surgeon is inspired.
>>700261296
>>700255358
hitler didnothing wrong
>>700267778
Much longer hair, completely different bra and person. dat almost get doe.
>>700267605
T̛͢u̕͡͡m̴̀b̢l̕r͏-͘t́̕į̀̕e͡r̛͟ ̴̕ņ̶e̷̢͞ẃ͡f̶̡̨a͏͢g.̷̢̕
͡
̧̀g̸̕è͘t̴ ̶̨͠ţ̸͢ḩ̵e͘͟ f͠ư̢c҉k ̸o͞f̛͞f̕͡ ̶̡̕m͡͡y̶͠ ҉ĺ̴̢a̸͢w̴͏n̨.
>>700255358
Go watch The Grifter, newfag....if you dare.
Also, fingerbox.
now fuck off nigger
>>700267773
Fuck the surgeon
Hey guise look what I just found in my attic
we're gonna sage this thread
with not shitposters
They are no oldfags no more, they all leave to... Well hoy know if you were an oldfag
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>700268046
selfmade?
>>700255358
images are reactions.
our eyes are mirrors.
I am oh so cress.
>>700262934
where is this from
>>700268046
I've never seen such a tiny fingerbox, it's like just big enough. I guess for taking it on walks or something.
I miss the picture of the dude fucking the chicken all the time, anyone still have that?
Proof: I was a part of the LiveJasmin "put shoe on head" raid.
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>>700268184
OMG it's like L Ron Hubbard and Scientology all over again.
GTFO with that Grifter BS.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
oyy xonro
row row fight the powah
I once got a ZJ from Moot
>>700255358
Poor children.
>>700269333
trips don lie
>>700269251
Get back in here nigger
>>700255358
I remember splitting off from SA...
>>700255358
It's called a usb cable
I'll show you later
Don't know how I'd prove it, since I don't have any particularly old .jpgs on this computer, but I've been on this website for around 8 years. I remember being in a lot of the Endless Eight threads on /a/ when that was airing for Haruhi, and seeing the ensuing shitsorms. I remember Taiga. I remember when people knew Azumanga Daioh and Osaka was a meme.
I remember being there when walrusguy was first uploading youtube poops and when the stills from Wand of Gamelon were still relevent in threads, I remember caramelldansen being a new thing, I remember GETs being more important, I remember the game being new and having just lost it, I remember DESU DESU DESU DESU (that shit bled over into real life at cons), I remember /co/'s reaction to Avatar when it was first airing, I remember Lazytown being more prominent, I remember longcat and all those threads with portals, I remember ZA WARUDO and entire threads about that fucking combo, I remember when duckroll posts were actually a thing, I remember TF2 threads from before TF2 was FTP, and I remember people getting tha banhammer for stupid/funny reasons way more often. I was posting as an underageb& at the time and never got the banhammer because I wouldn't fucking announce that I was way underage.
>>700257248
>I LOVE ANIMAY
>AND MANGA
This. Fucking THIS.
>>700269398
Why they are far netter off then you are.
Well one of them is anyway.
I agree regarding the Syrian boy.
>>700255358
Only semi-newfags make these threads
WINRAR
>>700255358
>>700268046
Fingerboxes are not that old, these threads died like year and a half ago
I'm not an oldfag because I wasn't here. But I knew of 4chan. I remember when people on 4chan used to make their own memes. Why did that stop? Now you guys just download memes from other websites.
Does this count? Am I the only one who remembered this? Saved for troll purposes
I remember /l/.
>>700261756
Destroy it dan
>>700255358
I love mudkips.
>>700255358
the first meme i ever saw was EFG
>>700270059
We still shoop 'em when the spirit moves us. And not all of them become memes.
>>700270220
But do you liek them?
>>700270051
They keep coming back. Cause being an oldfag means you remember the last one.
>>700268046
>>700268184
Oh, awesome, I used to have one as a kid, it was cedar, great gift from my grand mother.
>>700270474
EBG! Yay! Where's Amber Lamps these days?
>>700270496
GTFO!
wew lad
>>700270321
I luuuurve them.
Hi guys, Heaven here
>>700255358
Lol wtf i saw the exact same post 2 weeks ago with a different picture. OP Is a newfag
>>700270594
how many years ago was EBM? you know they made a movie about him?!
>>700270694
>implying these threads don't repeat themselves
>>700257248
SAKURA-CON
>>700270840
February 15, 2010, according to Wikipedia. Yeah I knew about the movie, but it couldn't be as good as the vidya.
>>700255358
I just found 4chan 2months ago
>>700261756
Dick Kickem
Back in my day, fags didn't 'roll'. 4chan wasn't a game motherfuckers!
Bring back Snacks
>>700255358
The Game.
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>>700270059
>Implying we don't
Have you even seen the glory of this mans onion?
1. buy one of these
2. let a girl stick a finger in it
3. !????!!?!?!
4. proffit!!
/l was the best.
Spaghetti in my pockets on penis inpection day rollin on the foor walking the dinasaur through bel air.
this gem
I remember brown boxes spam on all the boards, garugamesh
>>700273996
Yeah boxxy was pretty stupid.
>>700261756
Wreck-it-Ralph
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>>700274435
The game.
>>700255358
I'm not a child
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Hmm still works?
>>700274841
wow it's different now?
Muh alt255
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