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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL post only stuff you've lost to
https://youtu.be/Isoz6ianHOQ
Lost
>>700248694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuRJdM9yV4s
>>700249135
Did he died?
>>700249450
oy vey
>>700248950
lost hard
>>700249450
FUCK YOU
>>700249792
i dont think so
>>700250344
THE NOSE, FUCK
>>700250344
Lost
>>700249280
So much kek
>>700249220
>niggers don't know how to kill
is this real life?
>>700250344
Holy shit, lost, also check em
>>700251006
Is it just fantasy?
>>700251006
White people are actually the best when it comes to killing.
>>700251672
caught in a landslide
>>700250512
>>700250671
>>700251182
summerfags
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DO ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS HAVE THE GORE ROOSTER??
ITS A DEAD BODY SOMEONE TURNED INTO A ROOSTER
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>>700251356
any one have this in a gif of this PLEASE
>>700251828
No escape from reality.
>>700248694
I wonder if he knows we have all had a chuckle over him?
>>700252172
Open your eyes
>>700252252
not as horrible as this
>>700249220
Fucking lost
>>700252192
i kinda feel bad but on the other side...
>this face
>>700249352
did he died
>>700252454
so old banana im not even gon click it
>>700252044
For. What?
>>700252549
Shit
>>700252549
jokes on you nigger! I recognize this fucking text.
>>700252549
aylmao
>>700249220
>goat
wut
>>700249450
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>700252504
no.. luckily he was wearing a helmet
>>700251842
fagfag
>>700250344
Lost so hard
>>700249135
HAHAA
lost
>>700252880
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>700252880
lighten the fuck up, jesus christ
>>700249220
Is that a dog-camel?
>>700253107
GOAT
>>700252280
>no one suspects a thing
>>700252549
cancer
>>700252685
k...
>>700252549
>>700252685
>>700253249
Abandon thread
>>700249280
LOLLLL
Almost pissed myself hahaaha
>>700252685
You will get cancer unless you reply "I'm a cunt" on 200 different threads
>>700252549
dsxftc bjnyi,ghljtfyu hmtukmhfgyudyghjtugyjkt
>>700253106
>>700253459
fdgfdgdfgdf
>>700253105
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. COCKMUFFIN
>>700252685
Not fucking around and taking any chances
>>700248694
I was drunk as shit but my sides hurt after this dumb shit.
>>700252486
>...but she still suckin
>>700253174
Maybe some nigger goat
>>700252549
Fuck ya bitch
>>700253602
>Tumblr
>>700253652
I think someone took the bait
>>700251356
I have the weirdest boner.
>>700253954
YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD FAGGOT. IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID YOU ARE. STUPID AS A STONE
THAT THE OTHER STONES MAKE FUN OF. SO STUPID THAT YOU HAVE TRAVELED
FAR BEYOND STUPID AS WE KNOW IT AND INTO A NEW DIMENSION OF STUPID.
META-STUPID. STUPID CUBED. TRANS-STUPID STUPID. STUPID COLLAPSED TO
A SINGULARITY WHERE EVEN THE STUPONS HAVE COLLAPSED INTO STUPONIUM.
STUPID SO DENSE THAT NO INTELLIGENCE CAN ESCAPE. SINGULARITY STUPID.
BLAZING HOT SUMMER DAY ON MERCURY STUPID. YOU EMIT MORE STUPID IN ONE
MINUTE THAN OUR ENTIRE GALAXY EMITS IN A YEAR. QUASAR STUPID. IT CANNOT
BE POSSIBLE THAT ANYTHING IN OUR UNIVERSE CAN REALLY BE THIS STUPID.
THIS IS A PRIMORDIAL FRAGMENT FROM THE ORIGINAL BIG STUPID BANG. A PURE
EXTRACT OF STUPID WITH ABSOLUTE STUPID PURITY. STUPID BEYOND THE LAWS
OF NATURE. I MUST APOLOGIZE. I CAN'T GO ON. THIS IS MY EPIPHANY OF
STUPID. AFTER THIS EXPERIENCE, YOU MAY NOT HEAR FROM ME FOR A WHILE.
I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN SUMMON THE STRENGTH LEFT TO MOCK YOUR MORONIC
OPINIONS AND MALFORMED COMMENTS ABOUT BORING TRIVIA OR YOUR OTHER DRIVEL.
FUCK OFF
>>700252549
Fuck you
>>700253907
>saved from Google images
kys
>>700253652
>>700254116
>Looking for frozen gifs on google images
K
>>700252685
Fuck off
>>700252685
Fuck off>>700253459
>>700254245
>Not looking for frozen gifs on google images
L
>>700254062
Why is this not named
>360 brickscope
>>700252549
Huk
>>700254138
no, more like this.
>>700254543
>>700252280
he's essentially correct
>>700253106
Welcome newfriend. Fucking summer.
>>700252549
fuk
>>700252713
Noobs
this thread's pretty gr8 guys
>>700252044
applefag.
fuck off idiot and get a good phone asswipe
>>700252685
faggot
>>700254070
bait my friend its all bait and you are taking it.
>>700252685
Shit
>>700252549
fuck
>>700253850
totally lost because of this hulk
>>700252685
>>700253352
>>700253397
>>700253444
>>700253672
>>700254062
>>700254253
>>700254321
>>700254535
>>700254762
Why do so many shitcunts reply to these
>>700252549
cancer
>>700254070
so fucking triggered i can't
>>700254879
>can I just delete my facebook page?
can I just vanish from all my friends because I'm a retard?
>>700254846
I can't tell if you're a summerfag or if you're trying to bait me by pretending like you don't understand that I'm just throwing around copy-pastas like an Italian frog faggot
>>700252549
love you mom
>>700252685
faggot
>>700252685
love you motherboard
>>700253850
Holy fuck hulk made my asshole explode
>>700255065
>>700253249
jesus fokkin christ
>>700250131
Good you people who write in ask caps are so annoying
>>700253459
fuck off
>>700254570
>>700252549
Hhhhhj
>>700252549
You motherfucker
>>700252685
bwuh
https://youtu.be/i4oszOk56Zg
>>700255463
>>700254451
because lel niggers xdee
>>700249135
OH FUCK
LOST
>>700248694
>>700255343
didn't get it.... explain please
>>700252685
fug
>>700252549
Noooo fuck you
>>700255463
lost so fucking hard
>>700249450
Oh. Hi, cancer. We didn't expect you so soon.
>>700255717
he unfocused the sight on his scope
>>700252685
This is fucking bullshit, my PSU died
>>700255717
>filename
>>700252549
Kys
>>700252283
LOOK UP TO THE SKY AND SEE
>>700253106
Hello new friend.
>>700255343
I chuckled.
>>700255717
that would fuck up the sight and it now needs to be totally re-adjusted. A big no-no even in training, as you theoretically could be required to aim and shoot at any moment. Just kids fucking around really. Not all that funny except to the junior enlisted men involved
>>700252880
Cancer too, but he's right.
>>700255717
He fucked up the calibration on the scope.
kek
>>700251356
>>700252088
Probably cause he made it
>>700255343
Why didn't he stop him? I would have beat some ass if some joker tried that on my rifle.
Unless the sight was already fucked up, that shit isn't a simple matter to re-calibrate accurately.
Baby boomers are a nigger tier generation. Once they all retire we should cut their social security and Medicare. What else?
>>700255343
What an asshole
>>700252685
PLEASE NO ITS NEW
>>700256099
niggers
>>700256545
Hahaha, lost.
>>700252685
>>700252549
Fuck you both
>>700252685
I can handle my mother dying but I CANNOT deal with this.
>>700252685
The first time I saw one of these my GPU stopped working the next day shit is weird
>>700255069
that right there my son is how you lose the game.
>>700253850
>>700254879
this is more pleasant then ylyl
>>700248694
dude honeslty i dont usually loose but this is just awesome, i feel guilty
>>700249135
dang, i don't lose very often. good job anon
Still not lost. Wth
Hi i brazilian and i want a america girl how i get? the foto is i
>>700252685
Oh no
>>700257395
keep your gay shit on Instagram meme pages. this doesn't belong here.
>>700257595
Spy Kids 3?
what is the joke
>>700257520
Then post something good, nigga
>>700257423
Still haven't lost
>>700252685
agfddghrfdas
>>700252685
Oh fuck
>>700252685
Never responded to ones about my mother, wont risk motherboard though.
>>700252685
Is it bad I worry about my motherboard mire
>>700251930
booty had me like
>>700257689
see
>>700256545
>>700255343
>>700254877
>>700254570
>>700254543
>>700252549
dayum
>>700252685
Only one worth replying to.
>>700252549
wpw
>>700252685
23232
>>700252549
fuck you
Bim boom lil nigga
>>700252549
someone post immunity cat
>>700252549
Go anhero
>>700252549
>>700252549
fuck off
>>700252549
>>700252685
>>700252549
faafafafa
>>700255851
Why?
>>700252685
afafasfasfasfasfasfasf
>>700255069
Summer is over retard
>>700248694
This is not funny.
>>700252685
pls no
>>700258645
Get out bart, im piss
>>700258754
>Summer is over
>doesn't know the seasons
>he's a retard
>>700252685
Fuck man i just lost my job cant have that happen anytime soon
>>700258816
No! This was hilarious! :D lost my sides! :D
>>700258918
>>700250344
Top kike
>>700258645
It's never bothered me until now: why were the shades outside his window? What if he wanted to turn them down for privacy? Wouldn't they need to be in his office?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ8eCPAfHVU
6:16 till end
>>700258918
>thinks the summerfags is a reference to the season summer
kek
>>700258754
The season isn't you disgusting sack of used crusty condoms
>>700256125
SAUCE
>>700258816
faggot
>>700252685
Oh shit nuuu
>>700259069
so they can peek in through them
>>700259170
>>700258918
Newfags
>>700259191
My mouth.
>>700259021
The traffic doesn't increase, it simply changes. grownups do vacations and take time off from their boring jobs where they post on 4chan in their free time, they go do other stuff, kids have nothing to do, ergo, the net increase in free idiocy within the system.
>>700259380
Blowjob?
>>700258840
what movie is the kids getting shot from?
>>700252685
>just in case
>>700259363
You're a newfag for not understanding when someone isn't being serious you fucking newfag. Unless you're also not being serious in which case you've created a newfag paradox.
>>700259021
So it increases. Your point was?
>>700252685
kys
>>700259588
>only newfags say newfag
>fucking newfag
>>700255343
this guy legit looks retarded
>>700259427
Oh yeah sure, grown ups magically stop posting on the 4chan that they're so addirected to, and kids totally can't post on this site outside of vacation either because...?
Face it, it's just a cheap excuse used by people trying to look like oldfags. There's always been stupidity.
>>700259498
it was the third beethoven movie
>>700257382
Top kek. What's that from?
>>700257698
i like playing a game with this webm, heres how you play:
>pick any random dude
>guess if he gets rekt
>see if he gets rekt
>repeat
im so fucking good
>>700259708
only newfags greentext
newfag
>>700252549
When will summer be over ffs
>>700259889
>>700259889
>only newfags don't GET
>newfag
>>700252685
oh shit not my motherboard
>>700259976
Look at this newfag here
>>700259976
>only newfags reply to a comment twice
>insufferable fucking newfaggot
>>700260113
It is obvious how new you are
>>700254879
sauce mate ?
>>700260079
O. Look at this newfag over here. Everyone call him a newfag.
>>700260113
>>700260113
Only newfags get butthurt over newfags
>>700248694
Laughed until I developed abs
>>700253459
>>700252880
Stewart the sock ya!
>>700260277
only newfags newfag newfags
checkd
>>700260277
What a newfag you are
>>700258231
When you skip leg day.
>>700260240
You pointing out how obviously new I am makes it obvious that you're new. Faggot.
>>700260277
Only newfags can't tell when someone is being serious
>>700252841
What is it then
>>700260442
Like you have a leg day faggot
>>700254361
I want to put my dick in the hole
>>700260400
And you got a GET
I guess you aren't as new as I thought...
>>700260454
>Only newfags can't tell when someone is being serious
Holy FUCKING KEK the irony
>>700260404
Hush noobfag
>>700260454
I've literally never seen anyone this new
>>700260633
all newfags, been here since 1997
>>700259021
wow sure is summer in here you retard
>>700260633
Haha so new in here, are we?
>>700252685
not this time
>>700257511
Killer Joe
>>700260718
I've been here since 1897
>>700255433
Kek
>>700260718
Fucking freshhomosexual, I've been here since I came back from WWII
>>700260758
Bout as new as one of those 200y/o turtles, newfag
>>700260810
IMPOSSIBLE
>>700260810
I've been here since Jesus...
>>700252549
someone post immunity cat
>>700252549
>>700258645
I dont remember that scene. Which one is it from?
>>700260633
ive been here since the 6th millennia bc
also
checked
>>700260562
:'(
>>700252549
someone post immunity cat please
>>700252549
fuck you
>>700252685
die
>>700261018
GET God had been very good to me this thread
>>700252549
cunt
>>700257950
These are good mang
>>700248694
FOOTBALL
>>700252549
Cunt
>>700253794
top kek
>>700258645
... wait the blinds to the windows of his office are on the outside? What?
>>700252549
fug
>>700252685
Plis no
>>700254745
That's hockey not skiing you fucking ausfag
>>700252685
pls
>>700253459
god dammit a third time
>>700253106
found the newfag
>>700257860
Gg i think I understand what they say is it Dutch?
>>700252549
kys
>>700252685
kys
>>700260347
fucking filename
>>700261532
it is
>>700252685
Don't care about my mother, but not my motherboard
>>700259875
Haha lol yeah
