Let's play item Bingo /b/!
ITT: We take a timestamped picture of something you have and we try to complete the card.
No timestamp is no go
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I don't have any of those but I can go get hard drugs
>>700234440
bump.
Come on /b/ there are some pretty easy ones in there
What do we get if we win
>>700234440
I like this one because it's actually challenging.
However, the only one I could complete myself is the hard drugs. Possibly the valuable collector's item if you count the Freemason ring that I got from my grandfather - It's in white gold. No idea about the actual value though.
>>700234952
you get fisted
>>700235045
Thanks took me a little while to make it, I'll let /b/ decide on the ring because I don't know what it is
Sorry for the lighting fam
>>700235327
It'll do, congrats you're the first
Tits incoming. Bump for a couple mins
Chekem
I like these threads
>>700235993
Timestamp
>>700235835
An epic beard...not a regular one every second hipster has nowadays
>>700235835
No dubs but it deserves a spot, Nice beard man
>>700235993
Thanks I put alot of effort in to it, but like >>700236043 said, Timestamp it
>>700236043
Whoops gimme a sec
Poster
>>700236121
It's a nice beard and thread is going slow so I'll roll with this one
>>700236124
Awwww yiss thx m8 to bad I shaved like 2 months ago was like 6-7 inches
Boom!
>>700236317
ayyyy
Bump
Here we are
>>700236263
>>700236235
Thats another one down, thanks
>>700236317
Thank you for your contribution, didn't expect tits this soon
>>700236317
nice
>>700236317
/b/ased femnon to the rescue also
Tits or gtfo. ... Oh wait
Bout to use this whilst looking at that femanons boobs.
does this count? Just German Newspaper from 1942
>>700237003
happy birthday, Anon!
>>700236534
The cropping makes it look a little shit but still nice guitar man
>>700236317
either a pretty good shoop or you have a very nice pair of tits there
>>700236622
I like this one better.
Got something wizardry
Machete (mines been abused and age has caught up)
i would take a timestamped pic but i don't have a camera cause poorfag
but heres a pic of my epic beard because why not
2 at once?
>>700237003
Happy Birthday from Germany.
May your new year of life be successfull and filled with boobs and joy
>>700237087
Thanks /b/ro
>>700237231
you forgot the timestamp
Same anon as tits here. With WWII related item
>>700237231
K or phencyclidine?
Ww2 item (mosin nagant)
Dunno why I have one, but still here it goes
Bowlingball cuntriboot
>>700237231
Date on the watch isn't right.
>>700237231
Shit one more time
Bass guitar guy here. I have a German helmet from ww2
>>700237209
Now that is epic!
But without a timestamp this could be a random dude from facebook...
>>700237059
Well /b/, does it count?
>>700237109
>>700236622
Well you want me to replace it?
>>700236784
Thanks for your contribution
>>700237239
One can only hope :)
>>700236317
>>700237310
>tits and ww2 nade
let me put my dick in you...
Fishing pole (3 piece)
Does the reel have to be on it?
>>700237310
>>700237374
so many commies
And the rolly
>>700237401
>>700237401
It's not even the 19th of august you fucking fag.
Take your pics from goodle, somewhere else
>>700237401
damn anon, I saw you yesterday here..
where you from and how much is for lsd?
>>700237003
Happy birthday anon
Sorry it's going slow, internet sucks bare with me
>>700237595
Cmon bro, not everyone can be Aussie master race.
>>700237427
yeah. Sorry for the other anon but this one looks a lot better and nearer to "epic"
>>700237595
Is in the states breh
>>700237595
yes it is you dumb cunt
>>700237414
glad ye like it get lots of compliments on it
and yeah i know, need to get myself a camera for these timestamp moments
cheers anon
>>700237595
It is the 19th you retard.
>>700237206
Looking good anon
>>700237652
U must be the NSA I have not posted on here before and I don't even know where to fucking get lsd
>>700237442
Nah man. You can MAKE!
And you should. Hoping gives you shit in live.
Give live the possibility to be great and it can be great.
If you just sit there and hope it's going to be good or better, you don't provide the right circumstances for life to get good/better.
Thats why i wished you a successfull year, not a lucky one
>>700237762
It is indeed a nice beard (anons that is posted) its getting close to winter about to go wizard again. Shaved my mammoth, post military freedom beard for a buddies funeral.
>>700236317
H...Hello? Will you be my lady friend?
>>700237310
>>700237374
>>700237411
Sorry guys, tit girl was first
>>700237737
>>700237783
Two bit it, beside it being so obvious.
>>700237678
>>700237734
I did not even do the math to know that it really might not be the 19th somewhere
We just need the autograph bros, we can do it.
>>700238125
Lax reporting in, here is my spoon
Bon Scott when he was alive
>>700237517
There we go
fixed the beard pic also, sorry other anon
machete
>>700238162
>mom look how i baited those 2 guys on 4chan LOL XD
Is this enough proof?
>>700238448
Fleshlight bro has bingo.
>>700238458
>>700237401
Hard drugs were posted
>>700238382
Tiz not fully auto my friend safe and semi
Semi-auto
>>700237762
So...im just growing a pretty strong goatee (yeah i know, virgin, basement, bla) and i want to braid it too (not two times, like you, but one time).
Any tips on this?
What do you use to hold it? Do you use two "Whatever hair/beardband you use" or just one at the bottom and it holds it?
Do you braid it just once and then never again? Or how often do you have to re-braid it?
Not sure if this counts. Jean m auel's autograph. Author of the mammoth hunter books?
>>700237560
Rolly and drugs, thanks anon
So many people posting, didn't expect this many. Going as fast as I can
>>700238397
Also here are my fly rods
>>700238525
Living with my granny, since my mum kicked me out.
But i showed her. She said that's nice.
Im somewhat proud of my prank
>>700238531
BINGO!!!!
>>700235993
Hell yeah anon. Used to have a fretless antigua p bass. Neck got perma bent, but I sold it to guitar center for way more than I bought it for.
>>700238294
Don't think this counts as a sword, machete has already been taken
>>700238382
>>700238610
I'm gonna have to trust anon on this one, gotta be fully auto
>>700238397
Nice lacrosse stick man, it's a fun sport
>>700238763
buckethead's autograph
Posting my ww2 stuff thats sadly the note closest to ww2 I have.
>>700239098
It's an A3 paper but if machete has already been taken then fair enough.
>>700238448
Cool stuff bro, happy birthday as well
>>700239098
Quite frankly the fully auto is going to be hard. Veteran fag reporting in not even US militarys m16's or M4's are fully auto, have safe semi and burst (3 rounds). Unless you happen to be a gunner and or have a SAW kuz your dig is bick
does that count as collection item?
>>700238889
>>700238531
Just realised I fucked up the timestamp
I know its kind of a loophole.. but fuck it.
>>700238685
You read it for the smut, didn't you anon?
>>700238448
Nice this will definitly do
>>700238531
It sure is
>>700237652
>>700237909
Oh shit nigga
>>700238382
>>700238610
>>700239098
That's a fucking airsoft gun
http://www.evike.com/products/44662/
>>700239772
> We did it /b/oys!
>>700238685
It's definitly cool but another autograph was posted already
>>700239098
how valuable does it have to be?
>>700239772
Do dead German Shepherds count?
>>700239540
oooh
I just thought about if i had any valuable collection items and completely forgot about my magic cards. But they are at my parents home...
Got the whole sengir family and some valuable misprints that went into very few stores. Also a lot of really nice cards from legends, arabian nights, homeland and ice age
>>700239168
>>700239218
Sorry both have been taken already
>>700239855
it depends on the item but I'd say anything that would be someone in the hundreds or thousands
>>700239963
wtf anon
>>700240099
I had mine put down about an hour ago, might go back in to the vet's to see if they'll let me get a selfie with him
>>700239735
It'll do, thanks man
>>700238631
Chicks are always coming up and asking about it, if i braid it, put beads on it, etc. all the time.
Honestly I don't do any of that shit, i never braid it, never use rubber bands, never bead it, have just been twisting and rolling it between fingers over the years to keep it trained in those spike? horn? shapes. Been doing it for a good decade now so they just naturally stay that way at this point.
Only time I ever let my girl braid it or fuck around with it is when we are all fucked up, otherwise i just palm roll and twist them.
Leica M, valuable collectable
>>700239893
I wouldn't say it's very valuable sorry
>>700240172
Let's not
>>700239540
Does it /b/? Don't know much about magic cards
Doritos and Mtn dew
>>700240172
I second this guy >>700240099
![WP_20160819_20_44_11_Pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RDxWvfZ.jpg "WP_20160819_20_44_11_Pro[1].jpg")
got loads more WW2 shit if u niggs want it
>>700240413
Yes magic cards are collectors items, some cards are worth a lot of money. And people collect them...
>>700240310
Crazy, that would have been the last answer i expected O.o
Btw- you german?
>>700239540
>>700240385
I'm sorry magic guy, but the camera looks like it'd have more value so I'm gonna go with this one
>>700240493
ayy, was hoping someone would get this one soon
>>700240413
yes some cards are very expensive for a piece of cardboard
>>700240653
>>700240413
Thing is...is this card >>700239540 a VALUABLE collectors item? Most magic cards are worth some pennys...
>>700240751
Camera is worth around $900 with lens and lens adapter, fwiw
>>700240884
black lotus or any from the first sets would be considered highly valuable
>>700240653
>>700240818
>>700240884
I was aware they are collectible but as I explained in my previous post, I'm not sure on the value of this card
>>700240946
if the card is worth more than 900 I'll post it over the camera
>>700237387
Sorry anon, almost forgot about your bowling ball!
Isn't that card like $50
>>700234440
>>700240999
Okay checked. About 80 bucks. Pretty much for a piece of cardboard with some paint but not worth more than the cam
>>700241136
We're still looking for a gun nut, a dog lover, a alcohol eletist, a joker, a weeb and a rich guy
>>700241171
sorry typewriter has been taken
>>700236317
saved your titts, ty m80
>>700236317
Are you still there, anon?
>>700241136
i enjoy these threads, you start anotherone OP?
>>700240733
Yeah, think it's also just thanks to the way my beard naturally grows. not 100% sure to be honest but yeah never braid it or anything like that i just twist em.
if you're just starting out on trying to train a beard to stay a certain way, try braiding it, keep it in for about 30 mins or so, then undo it and apply pressure while you palm roll till you get it to where you want it.
nah, just a mutt in america
>>700238382
That's airsoft
>>700241297
I mean I have a classic car not worth that much but I guess it wouldn't do much justice w/o a timestamp as well currently at work, same with the fully auto (bump stock makes fully auto)
>>700241487
I haven't made another one yet but I was thinking about letting /b/ fill in the spaces for the next one
I put in the gun, the alcohol and the car as hard once so I figured they'd take a while but come on guys, latex horse mask and anime boddy pillow? surely some of you have one
I have an AK but it's not full-auto, this thread is going to prove how rare full-auto rifles are, you can only have them if you have a class 3 FFL, and pay 200$ tax stamps to the ATF.
>>700241546
Not...really just starting. About 1 1/2 middle fingers. Mine. Wich are an internationals measurement
How's the (Black/Nu)metal scene in murica?
im more in the ebm/industrial scene and often hear americans moan about how they have very few clubs to go to
>>700241890
Or convert a semi to a full auto without atf stamp
I would do it, but I'm not gonna risk ruining my only semi auto, and I'm about to go on a 2 week trip
>>700241890
I'm gonna be honest I don't know shit about guns, wouldn't have thought fully auto would be so rare. This should be a little fairer then, I do encourage anyone with a fully auto to post, just to see if anyone would have em
>>700237560
>>700238763
srry, thats fake
>>700241297
Meh...i don't own a car but i live in a fancy neighbourhood. Lots of porsches, maseratis and SLRs. And i have to take the bus or occasionally borrow a toyota yaris from a friend. Im so jelly of all those richt folk here
>>700242289
Can we get some other anons to confirm? point out why it's fake as well if you will
>>700241890
Was trying to make that point earlier as well. I have a bushmaster AR with a bumpstock makes it fully auto. But yeah unless someone here happens to be a armoroer or actual weapons dealer. Chances are pretty slim. Also have a bullpup 12g that's illegal af that's fully auto but that's intentionally done not manufacturer
>>700242151
to own a fully auto gun is very rare in the us as they either need to be 1960s or pay like 10k
>>700242151
Full auto is really rare. They are hard to get unless youre in a third world country.
>>700242298
I didn't say you'd have to own the object, If you can find a car worth more than 100k snap a pic smack a timestamp on it an post it
>>700242446
Bumpstock = Fully auto, wtf are you high
>>700242551
Haha- i definitely thought of it, but to be honest...im to lazy to go down to snap a pic atm.
>>700242151
Does it have to be a bottle with alcohol in it. Or could it be an old alcohol bottle. I think I have a 50s bottle of tia maria buried somewhere
>>700242630
Well yes, but it actually does or the closest cheapest legal way you'll have one, ive never had an issue with mine. Ive dumped 100 round drum mags with only pulling the trigger once.
Come on guys, 6 more, we're almost there. Does nobody have a german shepherd? They're amazing
>>700235626
Famous person's autograph:
Patrick Dempsey. Met him at Petit Le Mans in 2011...might have been 2012
>>700242151
assault rifle
>>700242892
No just the bottle is fine
>>700242151
Here's my AK
>>700242151
Proof it is not airshit,
>>700242990
Gun nuts of b, confirm if it's good please
>>700242984
Very nice but taken sorry
>>700234440
This all just to get someone to show tits.
Does the car have to be worth over $100k new or in its current state? Got an F430 in the garage but it needs a bit of work
>>700242917
yeah Im not arguing that they are cool to mess around with and what not, but they are nowhere near the RPM of full auto, i bet Jerry miculek fires faster
>>700243156
Well it's a fun bonus
>>700242990
>>700243066
>>700243104
can confirme both
also nice dubs
>>700243190
Let's say new, I don't think we're gonna get much closer than this to finishing the game
(Current if it's an old-timer)
>>700242990
>>700243066
>>700243104
not fully auto
>>700243156
To be fair they were a magnificent pair of tits.
>>700243142
Well it's far more of an assault rifle than that air shit. Still don't think it's full auto
>>700243066
>>700243104
god i love seeing AKs
by far one of the sexiest firearms ever manufactured
>>700242990
>>700243066
Very cool AK but the other anon was first.
>>700243371
Ayy lmao, took us long enough
>>700243142
Looks legit can't see selector lever or brand but that tap forward assist looks legit.
>>700243217
Well no doubt veteran fag here ive ammo dumped more rounds than I can count threw 50's, mark 19's, SAW's, and 240B. Its not the best but it works... Drunken deer hunting level its gonna die
>>700243470
see
>>700242151
he removed the full auto requirement but will replace regular "assault rifles" with any full auto one uploaded.
Virtually no one owns full-auto intermediate rifles anymore, and the few who do most likely do not go to /b/.
>>700243611
Forgot pic
/b/ingo!
>>700234440
I have literally none of these
>>700237310
Prove it tits and grenade
>>700243812
That's what I'm talking about, just a few more boys
In the UK in 06 there were these football collecting cards call shootouts. I had Thierry Henry, one of the rarest cards there was. I was the envy of all the kids in my class, kids were offering to trade multiple 5 star cards at a time for it, one even offered to trade an autographed photo of some celebrities for it. Of course you can't find it anymore so it's sort of a limited edition collector's item. Will it count?
>INB4 Thierry Henry doesn't play football, he plays soccer you retard
i wish i had a german shepherd again, but they're such a pain with all the fur.
>>700243531
This was my inspiration for buying mine, I swear if I ever see an aftermarket gas tube with a barrel shroud like this I'm going to shit my pants with excitement.
Tits here. With a third delivery. 1963
Bump
also for the poeple using discord
https://discord.gg/eeDtv
Join in and I'll drop a link when I start another thread
>>700244277
Loving the dediaction but it's not <1950's
if it takes to long we might just cheat a lil bit as we did with the guns
>>700244062
my buddy in alaska got an original AK with 300 various rounds of ammunition for 300 bucks from a buddy of his moving out of state
lost my shit when i saw the pictures of the AK and everything he got for only 300
seriously one of my favorite rifles, things are god tier
know of any good AK dealers in the states?
>>700244021
I had a blue-border Hurricane card from the MTG 5th edition starter pack. It was a garbage card as far as its stats were concerned, it was kinda ugly because it was a blue card that used green mana and didn't really fit in with the deck, and sat in my "random cards I don't use" bin until the whole lot of them were thrown out in a move.
Ten years later, I learned that the blue-border hurricane was a rare misprint that's worth $10,000.
>>700244862
1000 various rounds*
got my numbers all jumbled
>>700243961
Would heavy equipment count as "car" worth xxx$
Here's the car
>>700245060
heavy equipment?
>>700245191
holy shit
>>700245191
meh...looks shopped
>>700244277
Tits you are a hero.
A pair of heroes, even
>>700245191
WIN
>>700245060
was concidering it but we finally got one!
>>700245191
Thank you for your contribution
>>700245191
Sweet jeebus
>>700245251
Well nvm now but bulldozer, excavator etc.
>>700244862
That's the fucking shit man, I got my AK from Century Arms so the milled receiver and barrel are made in the USA. I bought it from my local gun shop, but Atlantic Arms and J&G Sales are really good online vendors.
You can always get a good Saiga, or Arsenal if you want a brand new AK with no surplus parts, but I bought mine for 700 bucks and it runs great.
It used to be an N-PAP, bona fide Kebab Remover, it's a blast at the range and it makes EVERYONE jealous hahaha
>>700245191
Better pic or i call bullshit
>>700245377
Shhhh! we finnaly got one
>>700245527
Yeah but it's so lame if it's just a shop. Then we got nothing.
The tits for example were only interesting and great, because the timestamp was real.
Now we don't have a 100k+ Car in here, but a 5min+ shop...
>>700245191
Race me fagoot id lose but my paint bill would be cheaper than yours.
So the car is too dark or the paper is too light
how are dogs so hard to find?
>>700246022
>>700246061
3fast5furious
>>700245191
Well, at least one of us can afford the steering wheel of a very expensive car...
>>700245251
I would expect that ride-on farm equipment like combine harvesters and construction equipment like backhoes would be worth more than a hundred grand.
>>700245894
Yea but I'm hungry af and I wanna order some food and watch the hockey match on tv.
Okay so Car will be overwriten by any better picture, if the other 2 are not filled in 15 minutes the thread is done and we lose the game
FEAR NOT!!!
will probably make another thread after the game wich should be around 23:30 CEST
>>700245191
you got more pics of it?
>>700246200
Well if I wasnt at work id have that for us.. But I don't get off for 3 hours.
>>700246061
>>700246192
Are we cool with the car or should I replace the bulb in my garage aha
>>700246294
Aaaand the recaptcha fucks me in the ass until all of my points have been countered.
Eat a dick, Google.
>>700246514
I say it's good, multiple pics confirm it for me
>>700246192
Okay, this looks legit.
Just as i walked downstairs.
I could offer a porsche targa but since it's not a shop- nice car man!
Is it yours or family?
>>700246294
Most of its pretty up there. The 2 second hand bulldozers my company has (for this job) were both over $70k and they are fairly old. My dozer has 8.9k hours on it. Company paid 72.5k for ot
Really no one with a german shepherd here?
>>700247014
I put it in there expecting it to be one of the first 10 to be gone
>>700235327
Same thing happened to me aha - damn phone looks at the shiny paper and the background is dark or looks at the background and blows out the paper
>>700235327
Same thing happened to me aha - damn phone looks at the shiny paper and the background goes dark, or it looks at the background and blows out the paper
Nobody has 1950s booze?
>>700246793
Yeah, but it's also much easier to justify the expense--a bulldozer is 20 tons of power that's practically indestructible and necessary for major demo jobs... whereas a sports car is basically a toy rocket ship for grown-ups.
That being said, the point of the bingo space is someone who has a toy worth a quarter-million bucks, so the machinery might have subverted the point.
>>700247374
>Can only contribute collectors money
>Valuable by definition
>Camera already added
I need a different /b/ingo.
>>700247531
True figured it was better than nothing and I have minimal to offer atm other then beard , weed, or machinery. Combine the 3 and that's life.
>>700247104
I have a mutt and a St. Bernard, so german sheppy though, sorry m8
>>700236317
you shouldnt post ur tits on the internet Taylor.
will you allow a bottle from 2001 if it's worth a lot of money?
TIMES UP!
we almost got there, tits girl pulled through almost 3 times, creds to her.
Keep your eye out for the next thread, should be comming soon.
Nazi coins from 1937 & 1939
>>700236317
nice boobers, reminds me of my ex's
>>700247799
Yeah, be glad you at least had something--I'm clean-shaven and away from home, so I couldn't contribute fuck-all.
Maybe if the next one says "rust-eaten jalopey" instead of "$150k sports car"...
Well, we tried.
Bumping
OP here, any suggestions for next bingo are welcome, no items you own yourself though
>>700249877
Taxidermy
Grand Piano
Marble Bust
>>700249877
a girlfriend? a sport car is more likely.
>>700250074
Fursuit
72" + tv
More than 1kg of Gold
Scuba diving equipment
Sword (no japanese weeabo shit)
>>700249877
anon's mum
Golf clubs
>>700249877
sex doll
Drone
Really old games console like ps1 or snes
Dildo
Dragonfruit
Pet reptile
Op plz make again
>>700250633
>>700250265
>>700250074
I used 3 of those things
>>700250782
Working on it, good suggestions anon
>>700250826
dragon dildo
fedora
trenchcoat
retarded looking cat
a confused looking neighbor
>>700249877
Fireplace, rubix cube that isnt 3x3, retainer
>>700251052
>picturing a neckbeard in a fedora wearing a trenchcoat while holding a dragon dildo in one hand and a retarded cat in the other while his neighbor watches him with a confused look on his face
Does noone else have a German Shepherd? Or should I go take a picture of mine?
>>700249877
A lockpick set
A pet eel
A bicycle worth more then 10k
>>700251351
do it
Helium bag suicide kit
Surgical scar over 6 inches
Missing limb/appendage (The stump not the bodypart)
Henry the hoover
Poo in a sink
12 more spots to fill, keep up the good suggestions guys
>>700251972
cosplay outfit
>>700251972
Someone black.
>>700251972
picture from at least 15 stories above ground
>>700234440
Got none of those things.
>>700251972
A peice of cheese with a bite taken out of it
>>700251972
A bleeding wound
A penis drawn on a bald head
Chess figure in pooper
A penis piercing
An black-white picture of a guy with an extrordinary beard
>>700251972
A copy of Mein Kampf
A flag of Hong Kong
Someone at work
A camp fire
>>700252218
I can fill that one. Living on 17th floor.
>>700249877
Cum on tits
Hamburger
Photo of three different races in one
500$ shoes
Cock/pussy ring
>>700251972
A rose tattoo with a name written in it
Shoes worth more than 250$
A broken knife
A guy with no eyebrows
>>700251972
Inside of an ambulance
A noose
An MRE
A copy of a newspaper from 1945 saying the war is over.
>>700251972
A birthday card to an age over 50
2 more spots
A dick lying next to a sausage
>>700251623
His name is Rex and he's a year and a half old. He's an outside dog cause we can't always take him out to poop. And it rained recently so he needs a bath.
Windows xp running with this thread open and timestamp
>>700253158
A pink tophad
The Eiffeltower
I am getting the booze
