Waifu claiming thread. Previous thread >>>/fuckall/
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous thread
>>>/fuckall/
Rules: Don't be a big bitch.
Claiming nothing, because since I am Waifu, I cannot have a Waifu.
Suggesting listening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59g5R8rwqpY
>>700232713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
"Mommy!!!!!!"
*squirts warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets into adult diaper*
>>700232741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
still here
>>700232756
You can't be more than 16 years old, mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog
>>700232813
Last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
>>700232813
Damage control. This is no longer your safe zone virgin
Haruna claimed.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Rin, checking back in
>>700222323
>>700232865
'Damage control' is only used when someone says something retarded, and then they desperately try to retract it. It isn't the proper term in this situation.
Are you just spewing out memes that you discovered after 3 hours of lurking, you majestic retard?
>>700232930
Boat slut
>>700232957
>triggered the virgin with expensive anime doll collection
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700233006
You
>>700232946
QT Idol
>claiming
What is this stupid shit? Weeaboo faggots claiming imaginary 2D women? Get a life or fucking kill yourselves you lonely faggots, seriously
Also claiming best qt
Who here has seen Kung Fu Hustle?
I finished watching it today. I've watched some of it before.
It's a good movie.
Hi, this is my waifu. Please don't steal my waifu. Thanks!
Fucking virgin weaboos who nobody likes. Incoming damage control. If you ignore me you're in denial
>>700233097
Nope. You.
I hope your waifus little anime shows get canceled and your body pillows get eaten by a big ass dog and you cry and shit your adult diapers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-JhfqO_OIc
>>700233157
I sense some hostility...
kek
>>700233332
>one off
>>700233332
Pretty close to quints.
>anime shows
>700233345
What if their Waifus are exclusively from mango or geimu?
>tfw you can't take your Waifu to dinner
>tfw you can't have a relaxing evening with your Waifu
>tfw you can't fuck your Waifu and nut all over her tummy
>tfw you're in an imaginary relationship with an Asian cartoon character
We're hitting levels of autism that shouldn't be possible
>>700233157
Quality post friend. They come to these hugbox safe zone threads because there's literally nowhere on earth where it's acceptable to be older than 6 years old and watch Asian cartoons, much less believe you are in a relationship with the underage looking characters. It's really bad when even /b/ thinks you are fucking faglords. Take this shit to the anime board, and if they won't even take you, you really need to look in the mirror and see the fucking reject you really are
>>700233157
Get a life virgin weebs.
Calamity-masu'd
>>700233152
Cute claim, sadly small image though
>>700233558
You literally copy and pasted what I said earlier but, I'm not butthurt because we have the same agenda
>>700233536
Don't worry, Anon.
They are real. Just like am real, both as The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, and as the one who I will celebrate tomorrow.
I bless you.
>>700233558
Fuck you Sachi.
>Unrelated to your post
>>700233747
the autism in this post.....I don't even know what to say I'm cringing
>>700233692
My dude, you sound like a complete cock.
>>700233764
what did i do? ;-;
no bully
>>700233692
>Mockery
You kids are so stupid it's like self-parody. I can't even tell if it's a joke sometimes.
Poe's law is in effect.
Well, guess I'll wait an hour until the spammer needs to go to bed.
See you guys then.
>>700233332
Off by one! Hahaha.
I call this image 'Lewd picture of my waifu'
>>700233536
>>tfw you can't fuck your Waifu and nut all over her tummy
good
>>700233841
You know what you did.
Seems I dont really know anyone here right now so I think I will come back later.
>>700233935
Examine yourself. You have tons of images saved of a little japenese cartoon character. If I'm such a kid, you are a man child. Your post was weak damage control
>>700233199
>>700234004
Who the hell are you
>>700234074
but i don't
>>700233937
>>700234113
byeo byeo
>>700234119
nice damage control
>>700234113
Could always get to know new people
>>700234119
Stop using terms you don't understand
>>700234286
>>700234234
>being this buttmad because you can't defend your cringey lifestyle
>>700234328
nice damage control there
>>700234331
She's fucking ugly. She looks like the type of girl who could only get a fat unkempt neckbeard to like her. Oh wait.
>>700234328
I'm not mad, you seem pretty agitated right now though
>>700234367
>being so frustrated that you reflect people's insults back on them in a childish attempt to get them to stop
Weak damage control. It's getting even weaker
>>700233428
Yeah, fuck those sad weeaboo faggots right?
Hello Haruna. How's KanColle?
>>700233558
Honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread. Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle. Just ducking stop. Go get laid or finish high school. Or just post this shit on /trash/. Fuck all of you. You are ruining /b/ for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows.
>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget
>>700233592
This
>>700234119
You're kid because you're young enough to fall under that title.
You're also too stupid to understand what the term "Damage control" was designed to refer to.
I did nothing to control damage. I just insulted you.
As always, you shitposters continue to impress with your stupidity. Keep it up, maybe you'll win yourself a Darwin award some day.
>>700234466
nice damage control buddy
>>700234136
My name is Jimpley! I have chronic depression, anxiety, and I'm otherkin. I have a tumblr account, if you'd like it!
>>700234494
THIS
>arguing with others on the internet like anyones opinions matter in the end
Kek
I have a dream that one day if i kiss enough ass and ERP with the right people. I too can join the private waifu discord and shit post with the old fags.
>>700234260
Thats true but im kinda nervous when talking to new people...
>>700234494
Fucking weebs...
Not too bad actually, gotten pretty lucky lately.
How are you Akiko?
>tfw I am 100% confident I could beat the fuck out of any of the Waifu posters
>tfw when I have a real life girlfriend
>tfw I have sex every day after work
>tfw I've never watched anime except for Pokemon when I was like 6
>yfw anime is for little fucking kids not virgin manbabies
>>700233637
I like this one too, but that's my claim image
>>700234577
You have a lovely hat, I will give you that
>>700234494
Hello, yes. This is a story of how I got the idea to make "waifu claiming threads".
So, the story begins when my mom was abusing me with a grate. Then dad came in and beat me, so I got the perfect idea to watch anime. I watched anime, masturbated to 12 year olds with massive tits, and called people for faggots if they said that was wrong, one day. I got bored of wanking off to little children. So I decided to make some shitty thread on /b/ that later on catched on.
>>700234501
Fuck off Shizuru
you don know bout mai waifoo
>>700234724
ERP with me :3
>>700234784
>Pic related. Me and my bitch.
>>700234800
>that's my claim image
>>700234784
But can you take us all at once?
>>700234759
Well, then this is the best place to break that feeling, at least till you meet the rest of the cast
>>700234784
You really are a retard
Your friends aren't here and you're doing fuck all
>>700234784
Did you come back here after you made the dubs thread and everyone promptly ignored you?
You're sad
>>700234800
>but that's my claim image
Well that's fucking retarded
>>700234976
in a fight, yes, if you were all sitting on top of me? No I would be dead faster than your dad disowned you after he saw an anime poster in your room you fat autists
>>700234861
I'm also half Jewish.
You don't have a problem with that, right?
Where do you live?
>>700234800
Good point. I'm at work, or I'd do it myself, but ever check Iqdb for it?
>>700234784
but anon, fucking your stupid dog with a bandana doesnt make him your girlfriend
>>700235038
I've been too busy triggering weaboos to make a dubs thread
>being such a lifeless loser you keep track of every thread posted on /b/ throughout the day. Now that's fucking sad
Claiming Felix
>>700235237
Fucking ugly as fuck she would never fuck you because she isn't real
>>700235113
I'm more of a degenerate ponyfaggot, but I get by yea know? Also, nice insult mate.
>>700234871
I do know about your waifu.
And she's a super convenient slutty maid.
Unlike you. You're a bully.
>>700235020
Your probably right. Thanks.
Your waifu a cute, what is she from?
>>700235227
>being such a low life loser that you keep track of one thread to keep posting in
>>700235227
No no, I just searched waifu on catalog and 2 threads came up and one was like
>If dubs we raid waifu threads pathetic manbabies weebs
Pretty sure that was you or your britbong friends
>>700235295
>she
>>700235295
>she
>>700235237
welcome back Felix
>>700234759
That's a cute gif
>im kinda nervous when talking to new people...
In here there's a very high chance that anyone but shitposters will be like-minded. This is the place where you should be the least nervous to talk. You'll meet people in time, don't worry about it. The cute waifu also does help
>not too bad actually, gotten pretty lucky lately.
Tell me about your successes then. Got Haruna yet?
>How are you Akiko?
Alright I guess. I aced my exam earlier today and then I fell asleep. Could've been worse I guess
>>700234871
This one is new to me. Very nice
>>700235295
>she
>>700235157
There's almost no art for Alice, apparently she's not very popular among the fanart community
>>700235295
>she
>>700235317
<3
>>700235458
"Mom...they're talking bad about my waifu again! *produces load of warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets in adult diaper* mom make them stop!"
*mom cringes at her abomination of a son*
>>700235709
<3
>>700235436
Hey tomoko
>>700235237
Oh? Thats a decent claim. I really like that show.
>>700235458
Why thank you~
So far, you seem to be right about that, I just get really nervous sometimes.
I finally cleared 1-4, made it all the way to 2-4 and got my first carrier. I wish, I dont even have a BB yet...
Sounds pretty chill
>>700235828
Felix a cute
Well that was a load of wank
>>700235709
You are literally copy and pasting what I said in earlier threads lmfao
So i have been having this fantasy about esdeath killing someones parents and torturing the kid by sitting on him and using him as a sex toy while she rubs her parents blood on her tits to get her off more
>any good story tellers can make me a story?
>>700236047
It's too late Anon, your autism has been immortalised
>>700236081
You are fucking autistic
>>700236047
Do you know what a pasta is?
Welcome to 4chan newfriend
>>700236081
What
>>700236081
>>700236047
I fucking hate you, I despise everything about you
You claim a Italian food
You use "lmfao"
You're a mean jerk
Fuck you, I never want you to talk to me
>>700236081
ok
i guess?
Claimed.
>>700236409
Fook off mai m8
>>700236081
I see.
MOMMYY!!!!! BRING ME YOUR CREDIT CARD I HAVE ENOUGH GOOD BOY POINTS TO ORDER ANOTHER BODY PILLOW!!!!
DAD GET OUT IM TRYING TO LEARN JAPANESE ON ROSETTA STONE!
*produces a warm mushy mess of feces composed of little Debbie brownies and tysons chicken nuggets*
My waifu loves me
>>700236545
Keep fighting that strawmen anon
>>700236187
piss off
>>700236244
>>700236289
a good story if i wrigh it it will look dumb
>>700236408
will you do it?
>>700236495
>>700236651
It's not strawmen when there are real babymen in these threads
>>700232640
Claiming OP, since you're a waifu. You're my waifu now.
>>700235511
>she's not very popular
Man do I know that feel. Have my advice
Make your own art if you can, download pandora hearts in HD and get screenshots, skim the manga if she has one, browse the booru's, pixiv and deviantart. Just search everywhere you can. I'm still finding new stuff occasionally. I got to 800 pics over time by relentlessly hunting for new stuff
Also a golden tip: based moonrunes get you good stuff
>>700235709
You ERP'ing piece of shit
>>700235828
Well in general the community is pretty chill. We have the occasional fags stirring up shit but personally I find it to be very ignorable
>I finally cleared 1-4, made it all the way to 2-4 and got my first carrier. I wish, I dont even have a BB yet...
I don't play KanColle but that sounds like a decent start to me
>>700236081
>
>>700236081
I reckon I could do that for ya, assuming the kid is at least 16.
>>700236699
It is a strawman, your autism is showing
It makes sense that you would mentally adopt a little Chinese cartoon character as your partner. At least you're being realistic in some way, realizing that no living breathing female would want to be with a disgusting neckbeard who didn't stop watching anime in middle school
>>700236469
I'm not Mai, Mai is my waifu.
>>700235958
Wank to this >>700236081
I have a question for you delusional Waifu fags. How does it feel to be a virgin past age 18 knowing all your peers were having young dumb sex their freshman year of high school?
>>700237017
Fucking normies
>>700237017
Bad
>>700236966
Wonderfulness
>>700236781
can he be like 7 or maybe mentally challenged want him young and naive also crying but can do nothing as es doms him and baths in his parents blood
>>700237017
Not too bad, to be honest.
>>700236081
yes
>>700232640
> no living breathing female would want to be with a disgusting neckbeard who didn't stop watching anime in middle school
Lmao i don't want to be with anyone because fuck women and i started watching animu again last week
Keep on tossing bait though, you made me bite because it's delicious
>>700237144
Σηιτ
>he watches anime
>>700236687
no
>>700236767
akiko no i know you have sexual thoughts about me but i do not feel the sane way little one. you may confess your love to me at anytime you want but no akiko no i will not ERP with you
>>700236767
Most of you seem pretty chill. I think I have seen a few of the ones you are implying...
Kek I guess im not suprised there. It is rather good now. A lot better than my start.
>>700235937
Felix is definitely a cute~
>>700233536
>>700237280
Having this much autism
>>700237153
I know that you've got some questionable kinks, but morally I can't write about a retard or a 7 year old getting their parents killed and then raped. If they were over 16, I'd have no problem, albeit a weird fetish.
>>700237268
>He spends all his day shitposting on 4chan
Passed out again, what'd I miss?
>>700237230
Beautifulness
What is love?
>>700237280
Yeah, because Sachi is MY slutty maid bully.
>>700237416
>he has images saved of Asian cartoon characters
I've been working a 12 hour shift I'm getting paid to do this technically
>feels good not using mommys money
>>700237378
why? makes no sense im not trying to be rude I just dont get it its just a story you can send it and delete it if you are worried someone will see
>>700235334
Oh, thank you. She's from idolm@ster Cinderella girls. And sorry for the slow reply, I'm at work
>>700237455
No idea, never felt it.
Well expect for my waifu
>>700237432
Just some more spammers fam
>>700236767
The Anime was literally to promote the Manga, I'm going to start watching it.
Nazrin went through Pixiv for me and there really wasn't too much.
I might try to get less shitty at drawing, but I wouldn't bet on seeing any hand drawn art by me any time soon
>>700237760
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
"Mommy!!!!!!"
*squirts warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets into adult diaper*
>>700237268
Like I care what some nigger, a dried up old cunt and that nasty slag think
>not virgin
>has money from job
>has own place
>likes anime
>Goes on 4chan
>Likes waifu group
>Gets accused of being a virgin by virgins.
>Gets accused of having no life by no lifers
> accused of living with mommy by anons who live with mommy
>Gets called new fag by new fags
> Gets called summer fag by summer fags
>Gets called cancer by cancer
>>700237355
I am pretty autistic not gonna deny it
>>700237432
discount filenames
again
>>700237487
only for you <3
>>700237760
This is not spam, this is some retard pretending to be Mr Internet tough guy
>>700237851
Damage control+fantasy
>virginity confirmed
Rubbing your micropenis against a body pillow isnt losing your virginity
>>700237844
Didn't you say this earlier?
Get better material retard
>>700237610
The idea of having to imagine a 7 year old in that situation isn't something I really want to think about. If I can't easily imagine it, I can't write it very well.
If you give me a general storyline I'll consider it. As in, how they're killed, how she uses him, etc.
>>700237675
You don't love me?
>>700237992
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
"Mommy!!!!!!"
*squirts warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets into adult diaper*
>>700238050
I don't like the mens
>>700238261
Lies.
>>700238286
>>700238232
>Not having a single thing on either of those lists.
Feels good.
>>700238148
Yo
>>700238261
You love them~
>>700238232
>ifunny
>image.jpg
Did you find this place after someone posted about it on your Facebook wall?
>>700237894
>>700238043
still dont understand at all but you can say they are 16 i guess. well esdeath is a general so maybe she is rounding up some poor hobbo family so as she is a sadist and loves torture she could kill the kids parents in front of him then she bends down and licks some blood of her finger and kid tries to fight but esdeath kicks him and holds him down with ease then she rapes him while talking about how weak his parents where and how good thier blood feels on her
>>700238477
Having this much autism
>>700237760
Spammers you say? Should I come back later?
>>700237894
Uh, what?
>>700238325
>>700238439
Could you please step away from me so I don't contract the gays? Thank you
>>700238649
You can't contract something you already have.
>>700238561
its just a fetish chun lee
>>700237280
B-but Sachi. I-if I can't ERP with you how w-will I distract myself from my sad and lonely existence?
>>700237317
>Most of you seem pretty chill.
Most of us are. I can't think of anyone interesting who isn't a chill guy in his own way on the top of my head
Keep grinding those boats. Do it for her
>>700237774
Just throwing at you what I did. Don't worry about it. You'll find the pearls in the mud in time. I thought I hit my cap when my folder was at 400 but damn was I wrong
>>700238148
Nice loli
Fuckin weebs
>>700238727
No, you don't understand, I'm only gay ironically
>>700239040
THIS
>>700238669
How are you?
>fine
>>700238649
You're patient 0
>>700239112
>I'm only gay ironically
Sure.
>>700238863
>>700237610
>>700237153
>>700236081
>>700236687
Esdeath I pray for you. I pray for improvement in mental health, and I pray you find success and stability in your life. You clearly need help, and with a little bit of hard work you can push through these times, with Jesus by your side.
"For nothing will be impossible with God." - Luke 1:37.
>>700239156
>>700239203
I'm getting treatment for it. No worries.
Treatment that is delayed until tomorrow, again
>>700238902
no u
>>700239156
Pretty good, just tired. You?
>>700239361
That's what you get when you don't pay denbts.
>>700238445
happyzuru is best zuru
>>700238594
Yes
>>700238902
Don't worry akiko~chan
w-we can ERP l-later if you www-want
>>700239320
Your doing it wrong
you need to pray to the nice feet
Did you guys know that 90% of people who post in this thread are actually desperate, lonely, horny people who use 2d girls to interact with each other, all the while insulting people who don't adhere to their shitty ideology? Yep, that's pretty sad.
>>700238594
Nah it's alright
It's just a guy or two trying to impress their friends, you know
The ones that say damage control and triggered excessively
>>700239518
If this post ends in a 4, I'm a big guy, and your Waifu has the worst feet in the thread.
>>700239476
This coming from a man from pasta land
>>700239361
You can't kill the love inside you
>>700239405
The year is kicking off. Mildly excited that chores must be done to prepare for life. Mouse seems broken today though. hmmm
>>700239320
is is this a joke Christianity kek what?
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
"Mommy!!!!!!"
*squirts warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets into adult diaper*
>>700239708
I mean, I don't think our situation is as bad.
>>700239711
The love inside is killing me
That came out needlessly poetic
>>700239897
That's because it isn't. I think
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
"Mommy!!!!!!"
*squirts warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets into size 42 adult diaper*
>>700240012
My shame cannot be contained
>>700239743
Esdeath, I really, really feel sorry for you. You clearly need help, but you're not seeking it. Find Jesus and I'll continue to pray for you. Other people here see you as a faulty part in a machine, but you can still find happiness. Please get a full mental health check, it could really start to help you.
>>700240140
That's the case with most gays ~
did the guy who was going to wright the story did he leave
>come back erotic story teller
>>700240212
>faulty part in a machine
I resent that.
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
"Mommy!!!!!!"
*squirts warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets into adult diaper*
I can't wait to shit post in the next thread
>>700240312
No, I'm still here. I'm just considering a few things.
>>700239405
O shit right back at me
>>700239518
O-okay than Sachi-sama. O-only i-if you want it though~
> 90% of people who post in this thread are actually desperate, lonely, horny people who use 2d girls to interact with each other, all the while insulting people who don't adhere to their shitty ideology
Wow, really? That's pretty sad and autistic
>>700240212
I already go to therapy but some things such as my fetishes can never be changed and im more than comfortable with that. im not religious nor do i want to be my fetishes are wrong to some but I accept them
Time for a new thread, time for more buttmad virgins and hilarious spamming
>>700240731
I'm not just talking about your fetishes. I've seen your breakdowns, your killing animals thing, and a few of your admissions. You really need to try and help yourself, and posting on 4chan isn't going to improve you.
>>700240846
>hilarious spamming
Where did you come from? Could you go back there?
