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>>700228345
That's a cute snek
>>700228345
god dammit don't fuck with my emotions you sack of shit
>>700228542
spooki alien
>>700228226
What the fuck?
>>700228226
>Average /b/tard meal
>>700229075
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU IS GOING ON??!?!!!
>>700229375
Shitty Chinese escalators
>>700228652
NOPE NOPE this is my biggest phobia being stuck in a really tight spot. Specifically crawling into something and not being able to turn around. So much nope
>>700229375
there's one vid where the top of the escalator falls through and the woman gets dropped into the escalator and crushed.
>>700228753
So much poo
\m/
>>700228226
what is that food called
>>700229844
country? Japan? Korea?
>>700228226
Looks likes something Mexican niggers do
>>700228226
>ramen bars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKbm4CDvO-A
>>700230011
where's the part with the commentator nodding his head in disgrace
>>700230271
Beta-chow
>>700228345
SHIT!!! I just about jumped out of my skin--good one, anon
>>700228449
so first they put it up their asses, then pussies? jeez, murrica you never stop engrossing me
>>700228226
Do people really pay for this shit?
>>700229844
I hate people like this, I was once eating a sandwich on the NYC subway and dropped a single piece of lettuce, and some old bag gave me a lecture.
>>700230478
This needs to have the scene with Chris Tucker from "Friday" added.
>>700228226
>American wondering why they are fat
Jesus fuck thats gross
>>700228939
*moans in spanish*
>>700230683
>NYC subway and dropped a single piece of lettuce, and some old bag gave me a lecture
This is how you handle those things on the NYC subway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb4rImsph0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m7s
>>700230862
i expected a dick
fuck you /b/
>>700229260
and this is why you don't let a homeless person touch you...
>>700230279
China. It's was a hoax. Publicity stunt to bring awareness to bad behavior in public.
>white socks
>beach slides
'murricans sure are classy people.
>>700231083
>tfw he's part german lobster
>>700230135
Rockbitch?
>>700230949
>>700229844
HAHAHAHAHA
HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT FAGGOT
>>700229578
cums late, but nice :3
>>700230211
sauce you fckin menshevik
>>700228226
Jesus cookie raping zombie Dr Jesus Christ op that's disgusting beyond rational thought
>>700228542
2spooke4me
>>700230351
so satisfying
>>700230900
dat soviet slap tho
I want to get a better look at her toes to decide whether I like her or not.
>>700228542
Sauce/source/sorce?
>>700229075
wut
>>700228939
>Being this much of a hippy
>>700231381
Takes me back to Paris Island. Those were some good times.
>>700230211
>dreadlocks
>star wars tattoo
could one person be any more annoying
>>700228939
Imagine walking through the forest and finding this guy humping a rock
>>700230351
noice
>>700230011
No hit in face? Me disaapoint
>>700228226
thats too much corn...
>>700232096
Nope
>>700230478
Str vs dex
>>700228226
wtf i hate america now!!!
>>700231918
wtf
why did they fight
>>700231381
Damn they are hot..
>>700228226
I don't know why but this really fucking annoys me.
>>700231711
This is one of the best webms or gifs I've ever seen
>>700229375
people get sucked into those things so they're extra careful of them
>>700229260
I was a similar thing 2 weeks back..... but it was a woman.... she was so dirty
>>700228226
I was really disappointed that didn't end with her throwing it in the trash.
>>700230742
get rekt
>>700230598
kek that filename
>>700232375
lmfao what the fuck
>>700232265
>>700228449
Now I wanna buy these gloves...
>>700230683
You're a retard. NO EATING means NO EATING. No exceptions.
Wirh that being said...there's a huge difference between dropping a piece of lettuce and doing what this fucking kid was doing. You dropping lettuce was an accident. It was fixed in 3 seconds. This kid is putting food in his mouth and spitting it on the ground.
>>700230351
should have snapped that shit
>>700228939
Typical Sanders fanboi
>>700232265
wtf i hate england now!!!
>>700230900
That slap was brought forth by the depths of hell.
>>700232974
Shut up you fucking faggot.
My tax dollars pay to clean that vehicle.
I'll eat whatever the fuck I want in it.
>>700228345
THE PANIC WAS REAL
>>700231381
Sick FAGGOTS
No one wants to see that
>>700230742
why doesn't this shit have audio
i need audio
>>700231083
fuck you I wear socks and nike slides all da time. shit is cumfy
>>700228226
Thats the most disgusting pile of pig slop I've ever seen. Who the fuck would eat this?
rolling because of personal reasons
>>700228542
Wat
>>700233420
No, MY tax dollars pay to clean that vehicle, so fuck you.
>>700228753
>>700228226
fucking garbage food M8
>>700231177
Sauce?
>>700229844
Kung Fu Hustle?
>>700228939
Every day picking splinters out of your dick and rocks out of your asshole. Wtf
>>700228542
>>700232578
this
>>700230476
What gif from?
>>700228345
>when the door isn't closed
>when you realize is a cobra
>>700229844
the hammer hero!
>>700231381
Das gey
>>700231381
ugliest gay dudes/marines i've ever seen. like those worms from men in black
>>700232375
Why the fuck would you try to get back in?
>>700229675
Same here. This is why I never wanted to crawl in the giant ant tunnels at the "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" playground at MGM Studios. I was terrified that I'd get stuck and not be able to turn around.
>>700234648
reminded me of this
>>700228753
OP is this you?
>>700228652
I don't get the fascination with spelunking, fuck that scary ass shit
>>700231918
story?
>>700233922
I'm willing to bet your tax refund that I pay more taxes than you, you fucking social parasite.
>>700231381
Sauce for this faggotry?
>>700229075
>Father is an elevator mechanic
>mfw he says you should be afraid of escalators way more than elevators
>>700234780
probably suicidal
>>700231083
He wasn't doing nuffing Fucking racist cop.
>>700229844
Based Hammurai
>>700233656
pls be b8
>>700230011
idiocracy fulfilled
>>700231918
Nigga why u stop butt fuckin me for better square up bruh
>>700230351
Daaaaammmmnnnn, way to go kid!
>>700231381
Sauce?
>>700229675
same here
>>700230900
Fuckin Kek!!!!!
>>700234124
Farrah something.
>>700232265
top kek
sauce plox
>>700231381
>faggotry intensifies
>>700231580
Have you seen the YouTube video? No toes, just wondering if you've heard how she sounds.
>>700231918
I'm still confused as hell by this, like wtf happened?
>>700231711
That's really creative.
>>700228226
that's .
its fucked to call this American. we got plenty of fucked up shit already. you don't need to add shit
>>700228226
>>700230288
This is exactly right. Americans wouldn't eat this.. it's straight up Mexican bullshit food. Think of this video every time you see a fat mexican.
>>700237254
link?
>>700237719
>Americans wouldn't eat this..
>pretty much the fattest nation on earth
>wouldn't eat this
yes they would
>>700238465
She sounds black as hell. Even if she is sexy it's hard to get past all that.
https://youtu.be/qvCFie7-Ol0
>>700237719
It's actually jail food bastardized.
In jail you're massively underfed so most people spend all the money on their books on food-related items.
A popular choice is a spread, which involves cooked ramen noodles, mayo, crushed chips (like Doritos), cheese and then other additions like hot sauce or veggies from earlier meals.
>>700239085
very perceptive
>>700239085
you don't know mexicans...
>>700237719
you are accurate.
>>700239776
yet average mexican BMI is lower than in the US
>>700239776
I do. And they have very tasty food. Ramen isn't popular in mexico. This is definitely taking place in America/
>>700229675
same
>>700228449
LAND OF THE FREE
kek
>>700231381
source?
>>700228449
Did she change gloves between these ladies? Imagine gettin ur besties shit and pussy slime shoved up ur ass
>>700228449
I got a boner with this!
>>700232096
> basic_bitch_starter_pack.jpg
>>700230742
Man some fat guys you don't fuck with. I felt the weight of those punches with my fuckin eyes. He moved that one guy like 3 feet with a single shot.
Hell nah man. Hawaiian shirt is the new danger sign
>>700231918
A nigger filming another phone... Fucking idiots.
>>700231918
I don't understand one bit.
>>700228226
>>700228345
fucking asshole
>>700242919
>This
>>700229075
they're adapting
>>700228652
iirc that cave is called Lost John's cave in Leck Fell, Lancashire.
>>700230011
[homicidal urges increasing]
>>700230011
I get how this is funny and everything, but I mean, theyre girls at a sporting event. are guys not bored and staring at their phones when they have to go shopping with gf's?
>>700230351
this kid is high tier
>>700245003
Usually guys aren't taking selfies and being completely oblivious to their surroundings
>>700234912
Whats goin on here?
>>700244151
:v Emmm ¿What happend here?
>>700228652
caveing is so god damn retarded.
>>700230598
file name/10
>>700234780
the cop near the passengers side door shot him with a tazer and it was stuck in him
>>700233055
rosie who?
>>700245320
There is a firearms training instructor that goes by the name 'Zero' he does a lot of stupid shit like webm related. The guy in the webm was making fun of Zero. +
>>700235407
Fucking nigger
>>700228449
that just gave me a guilty half boner
>>700230900
that slap jesus
>>700236911
the increasingly poor decisions of todd
>>700233420
That 420 means you need to blaze it on the subway you fucking fag
>>700232265
Feck off faggots ! well done
>>700232375
Nice fresh prince of bel air imitation tho
>>700245350
He didn't die, he was pulled back and went a different way. I suppose it could be interesting if you go with someone very experienced and knows the route extemely well.
>>700231902
>>700228753
>>700245201
but taking selfies is something girls do. guys would just be playing a game or something. and they are oblivious to their surroundings. you think were bored looking at our phones but also interested in what our gf is shopping for?
>>700246418
lol youre too short, let me push you away with my high heels
>>700233055
U broke da rulz of da bred
Me 2
>>700246008
Need sauce :^
>>700228226
Klll all fats murica doin good
>>700246538
t.man let
>>700246579
Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta?
>>700246567
>>700229844
>>700231232
niggerfaggot
>>700246786
I heard he got out, but still, FUCK THAT
>>700229375
>>700235248
>>700244824
>>700231679
>>700246418
Why Asian girls too short?
>>700246849
dat filename kek
>>700232375
my mixtape was playing on the stereo
>>700246786
Kill me now
>>700229844
fake.
Don't have the pic , but there's a pic after of these 2 guys smiling together. Think it was big locally and a known prank bro.
>>700228542
c ? aleins ril
>>700247078
did she died?
>>700231711
Came in 5 seconds
>>700243749
story here?
>>700228226
I already flinched at the first sauce and raged at the last one.
>>700247444
>444
>>700247525
No fucks given.
No shit taken.
>>700232161
same! I was waiting for it
>>700237530
Kek
>>700247313
is kill
>>700247022
thats not him right the dude that got beat up?
>>700231711
I did something like that when I was 11 - except it was a goldfish drawn on my face (nostrils would be the fish's eyes). Problem was I forgot about it when I went out to walk the dog and only realized when I got home.
>>700234565
>>700247310
thanks mrs skeltal
>>700244009
This guy is my hero
>>700247912
Fuck you
>>700245237
Well, it's a long story, you can just google the title, but basically, 3 or 4 russian kids went on a spree and tortured/killed a bunch of hobos and old people while filming it all. The vids are all online, so have fun, it's pretty entertaining.
>>700228449
dike cops fringe benefits.
>>700247497
Guy took hostage, guy got shot. I believe it happened on the corner of Mississippi st and Kentucky st. (not to far from where I used to live a long time ago)
>>700231918
>e: 1466209224934.webm (2.99 MB, 202x360)-[Close]
explain this shit to me
>>700247078
Need sound
>>700229844
Whats wrong with eating on d sub? Like wtf
>>700248339
>>700248339
>explain
>niggers
>>700248157
What, the, fuck
>>700247525
>Putting your hand on an armed soldier
I thought asians were supposed to be smart?
>>700248225
Huh
>>700248225
Spooky to watch.
>>700233922
I bet you don't even pay taxes, nigger.
>>700248514
I always think 0:03-0:05 is fuckin adorable. the way she looks at the camera and then back at the thing. idk why, but I love it
>>700243303
smack my pussy up
>>700230288
except for the fact its a white bitch doing it
>>700248706
He forgot that political correctness only covers blacks and muslims in Europe. The liberal elite don't like chinese.
