Who is in /b/ Age, Weight, Height, Virgin?
21 239 5'10 Yeah :/
20 ,~60kg ,~1,80M , No
22/140/5"8'/no
18 170 something 6'2"
22 5'9 145lbs
You guys are fat as hell.
>>700183800
5000, 20lbs, 1.5' tall, no
21 163 6'1 No
>>700184536
technically underweight for my height, bmi fuckin dumb
21/160lbs/5'9/no
>>700183800
19
5'9"
120
yes
>>700184781
Why so light dude
>>700183800
18, 127, 5'10, not since January.
23
126 lbs
5'0" RIP
No
20
111 lbs
5'7"
yes
>>700184781
Wtf you are a walking stick
19 5'8 155
Yeah
>>700184833
Working on that. Eating chicken with rice everyday now + snacking on peanut butter.
>>700183800
24/ 128lbs / 5' 5" / yes
18
71kg
Around 1'78m
nope.avi
>>700183800
20, 240, 5'10. Was 260 last week but i'm "Dieting."
>>700185006
Keep it up /b/ro
18, 180lbs, 6'2", no
29
210
5'11"
no
21/160lbs/6'3"/ nyet
19, 130, 5'9", No
http://www.strawpoll.me/11024046
>>700185006
lol chicken and rice is what you eat to lose weight you dildo
>>700183800
20, 155 (down from 220), 5'3, nah
21, 5'8, 165, no
>22
>85kg round abouts
>6'3"
>No
>>700185141
you didn't lose 20 lbs in a week.
>>700183800
24, 107kg, 6'2", Nope
>>700185418
You're right, but I eat rice with everything and chicken is the only good shit besides beef imo.
>>700185418
Kek, whyd you tell him?
>>700185418
26, 230lbs, 6'0", nope
>>700183800
18, 66kg 1.73 No
>>700185477
Drugs err umm "dieting" is a hell of a way to lose weight
>I'm assuming this is what the guy meant with his quotation marks
>I like drugs
>>700183800
18, 200 lbs, 5'10, affirmative. (i work out so i hav fat and muscle) also about to date a girl whos sexually expierienced advice pls
>>700185588
Dubble dubbed ya nigger
27 / 66kg / 1m80 / No
19
65
170
Yes
>>700185546
red meat and potatoes. corn and other veggies. sugar. carbs. PROTEIN AND CARBS
>these will help immensely
29, 215, 6'0", No
18 254 of pure muscle 6"5
>>700183800
18 140lbs 5'10
>>700185835
Eat fuckloads of moms spaghetti
>>700185835
Thanks fitnessfag. I don't eat veggies besides cilantro with my eggs, but I'll look into those.
>>700183800
26, 78kg, 6'3, half and half.
II can already see the questions rolling in.
>>700185477
Step 1. Don't eat real food.
Step 2. Eat boiled veggies smothered in hotsauce, drink much caffeine
Step 3. Wear diapers.
>my assholes face when.
>>700183800
23, 135, 6'0, Not even close
>>700183800
32
6'3"
215
no
20, 160lbs, 5'11, yeah
19 70kg about 178 cm No
>>700184578
yoda?
>>700185960
18, 90 KG, 194, Nigga nah
18, 155lbs, 5'6, all muscle.
21 ~77kg 1.88 yes
>>700186144
so thats a yes virgin?
18 5'8" 155
I consider myself average, although i could get a few inches taller
>>700183800
22, ~55kg, 185cm, no
>>700186144
I bet you resemble a thumb
>>700186144
Nobody cares
18 :^)
165
6'1
33 yo 102 kg 1,88m
>>700183800
21, 62kg, 1,82m, yes
22, 70kg, 6.3 and yes
>>700183800
33 160, 6'0 always and forever
P.s. pic related?
20, 72 kg, 1.83m, yes(but waiting for the one, which is not going to happen but anyway)
>>700186197
>>700186223
>>700186238
mad cuz bad ez pz
pls dont tell my mom i said this online she'll ground me
>>700186309
Damn nigger, buy a hooker
19 85kg 185cm No
>>700186200
not a virgin btw :^)
>>700186348
I'm gonna hax your mom so I can fuck her in her palm like ass since she spawned a thumb
>>700183800
Who is in /b/
Age 26
Weight 230 lbs
Height 6' 1
Virgin No, but it has been about 5 years since I have had sex, and I probably never will again.
21 239 5'10 Yeah :/
>>700186348
>mad cuz bad ez pz
this is not a sentence
18, 5'5, 80 kg, nope
>>700183800
60; 193lbs; 6' 3"; no
>>700185006
Switch to beef or lamb.
>>700183800
19 70kg 1,76m, nop
>>700186473
You say probably while not being able to see the future. Quit bitching your life up so you don't get shit done. Get fit niqqa and off fourchins
>>700184536
>5'9
You're a manlet
>>700186339
Does she look 239 lbs dickhead? Fuck off. Infact I'm a fuck off trend, anybody that asks stupid fucking shit will be met with the same reply because sometimes... SOMETIMES... faggot just doesn't say enough.
Fuck off.
AGE
>19
WEIGHT
>240
HEIGHT:
>6'7"
VIRGIN:
>unfortunately yes... done everything but actually fuck a girl in the pussy...does fucking a girl in the ass count as losing my virginity or is that just fucking a girl in the ass?
>>700183800
22, 155lbs, 5'9, Yes.
Being deaf doesn't exactly get you women.
>>700186645
hitler was a manlet and look what he did
>>700186502
It's easier to type that way when you're all thumb c:
>>700183800
21
Overweight
181 cm
No
>>700186144
>5'6,
Hahahahahahahahaha
My wife is 5' 4" and she's short
>>700186685
what did you say???
>>700186645
manlet calls another manlet "manlet" i never understood the height fetish you faggots always seem to have
>>700185896
Bullshit.
26, 6', 200lb, not a virgin.
>>700186710
he did what this anon should do and kill himself
>>700183800
33, 260, 6', not last time I checked
>>700186787
oh fuck rekt
>>700186752
Shut up manlet
>>700186677
checkd, also damn nigga you tall as fuck
>>700186752
I'm 6'4" - that's why I called the manlet a manlet
From your butthurt, you are clearly of below-average height. Do you need a booster cushion and blocks to drive?
bro low key tho some finnish sniper during ww2 who was practically a midget at 5'3 straight up killed over 700 people in a course of 100 days
>>700183800
32yo
200lbs
6'0"
About to have my third child, so far from virgin
>>700186677
you're not a virgin anymore, ass is an acceptable orifice
22, 105, 5"7. Girls will only see me as a boy :(
>>700186787
Ohh shit son, this shit could win an Oscar and still be underrated.
>>700186645
Fortunately I'm gorgeous.
>>700186908
"I'm 6'4""
And im a navy seal veteran :^)
>>700186917
They were Russians though
>>700186954
You're tall and heavy for a femanon
>>700186885
im sorry papa
>>700183800
> that girl shit what's her name ?
>>700187018
Trained in Gorilla warfare?
>>700186908
Lol I'm the same height actually. Dumb baitin ass niggur
>>700183800
48 192 5' yeah
>>700186917
That's only 7 people a day, that's alot of slacking off.
>>700187091
I'll wipe your height off the face of the planet faggo
>>700183800
18
150
6''2'
No
>>700187018
No, just 6' 4".
I know when you're always looking up at everyone it's hard to judge height, but 6' 4" isn't that unusually tall
>>700186580
Yah looks like I'll mealprep with beef after reading these responses
>>700186750
I'm deaf you stupid nigger.
>>700186639
>you say probably while not being able to see the future.
I see the future quite clearly and vagina is not in my near or distant future.
>Quit bitching your life up so you don't get shit done. Get fit niqqa and off fourchins
I'd rather just get drunk and make money, at my age the girls either have fuck trophies or they want my money. A tight grip and a solid internet connection is all I really need.
4chan is still better than fagbook, although still shit.
>>700183800
20 / 112kg-246lbs /6'2-198cm / Yes
>>700183800
31 65kg 1m65 of course not, lost it at 22 tho
>>700187000
checked. also thanks man. i like to encourage suicide whenevr its desrving
>>700187168
Then how can you hear what we are saying?
>>700187266
holy fuck well memed...
>>700187176
Find a b/tard chick then nigga you'll be much happier
>>700187266
shit anon. checkedddd
>>700183800
19, 310, 6'6", ye
>>700187266
keked n checkd
>>700187301
Not sure if trolling or legitimately stupid.
>>700187266
witnessed
>>700187160
>6'4" isnt that unusually tall
does 1.6% of the population count as usual for you?
http://www.allcountries.org/uscensus/230_cumulative_percent_distribution_of_population_by.html
>>700187338
yeah, no.
39 years old, 125 kg, 192 cm. Not a virgin.
>>700187176
I've got fat friends but if you're confident you can fuck almost anyone
27 149 6'2 No, but I've "only" had sex with my girlfriend.
>>700187133
This. So at the upper end of the scale lets say it took 20 minutes per kill; that's only around 2 hours worth of work. I'm guessing he probably spent the other 22 hours of the day shitposting lanklet threads on /fit/.
>>700187266
Checkin you right back bro
>>700184536
I'd expect you to be a chick at your weight.
26/6'/205lbs and no.
21,77kg,185cm,no
>>700187467
Fine, be a fag and die without even trying. Probably why no one wants to help you because you won't even consider something different and try
27
202 lbs
6'2"
>>700183800
uhg i am a fat shit. 5'8'' 208lbs. no. my belly is fucked. been working out 1 hours a day for last 4 weeks. lost around 10 lbs. belly still fucked...so gross...sittin in chair it slops over shorts. cant believe i let this happen.
>>700187651
That's the plan
18, 5'7 135 lbs, I mean technically I am although I have gotten cock sucked
>>700183800
22, 69 kg, 5'11 I think, and not a virgin
19 180 5'10 yes
>>700186116
Right you are.
>>700187458
You don't realise I'm not American, so no. You've obbviously let in too many from shorter races, like Asians and Mexicans, and they've fucked your averages. I'm eye-to-eye with people in the streets of my country virtually every time I walk, and there's several taller than me just at my place of work
>>700187509
You have to resort to fucking your fat friends?
22 195 6'4 kisless, hugless virgin
>>700187697
Lol I've never really considered someone a waste of space since I don't do much (or take up much) but youre literally the most pathetic person I've ever met and I'm not even directly facing you
>>700183800
24, 215lbs, 6'2, no
>>700187660
At least you got the drive to get healthy again man, some people in your situation just give up and live like that forever, we /b/elieve in you dude, keep at it.
>>700187747
and real beta
>>700187807
Are you a fucking moon poster? goddamnit i thought you faggots die since your in space
>>700187866
Work out m8, I wish I had the height, it opens so many possibilities
>>700187860
Fucking kek'd, I'll re read next time
>>700183800
18/60kg/1,75/sadly, no
20 180Ibs 6'0" No
23, 65kg, 185cm, nope but it's been a while
>>700187965
I do workout, around 14% bf.
>>700187988
>sadly, no
Did you get raped m8?
>>700187928
Also, maybe it's time to move it up to an hour and ten mins? Take things from there?
>>700188058
no.. but had sex with my brother a few times..
>>700187893
I've come to terms with it a long time ago. Maybe one day you will.
>>700188031
I'm lost on the reason behind the virginity unless you're baiting or you are a ture social autist
19/81kg/1.75m/Yes
Hello Anon, I am Dan " The man with the plan to lick her clam, Tie her up and slap her with your ham, Start with 2 fingers then your hand" Schneider
>>700187949
>Are you a fucking moon poster? goddamnit i thought you faggots die since your in space
Was that meant to be a pithy, /b/ type clever quip? If it was, it failed. Not funny and grammatically incorrect.
>>700188058
Owner of a lonely heart
>Much better than a
Owner of a broken heart.
Not that anon, but still so true
>>700188112
If you're a dude I've heard enough, if you're a femanon I'd like to read the greentext story
>>700188116
Lol I'm far from fat and life can be enjoyable you're just too depressed to do shit about it when people encourage you to do better so it's just irritating you're giving up so easily but I don't care enough. You should
>>700188243
im a guys, sorry
>>700188146
Not sure whether I'm a "true social autist", I've worked in customer service quite successfully. I just have no idea how to approach girls and I haven't been trying that hard tbh, jerking off is easier
22, 6'4", 195lb, nope.
>>700188243
>the fat neckbeard pours himself another Gatorade and prepares to type.......
>"When I was a little girl, my brother would....."
>>700188229
Be yourself.
Give your free will a chance..
>19
>100 lbs
>5'2
>yes
>>700188434
nope, see
>>700188343
im not a liar, and even if I were a girl I wouldnt greentext it because im ashamed af
>>700188466
are you a grill or something
>>700183800
24, 70kg, 185, yes
>>700188575
Wanna find out?
>>700188575
Grills can't get on 4chan, he's a human... dummie
>>700188666
Satan gets it.
>>700188528
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Buttsex.
>>700188466
Midget if dude, petite hottie if girl
19 -- 6' 1" -- 210 lbs. (was 240 lbs. 2 months ago doing good)
Yeah
>>700188666
Muahahaha check em niggers
>>700188666
Hello satan
>>700188733
Sheeit, dubs too!
>>700188666
>>700188733
>>700188755
Oh fuck, check'd
>>700188725
Why can't I be a petite hottie guy? Are you SEXIST?
27, 235lbs, 6'5", kissless, literally no experience whatsoever. And I'm loving it.
All these heights and weights and no pictures.
>>700188755
Hai bud, have you been sinning in my name like I told you ;)
>>700183800
23, 172 cm, 70~ kg
>>700188788
Fuckin checked negroe
19 155 5'9 no
>>700188340
230 is fat now? Let me elaborate I am not shaped like a bubble. I enjoy life more than most people do. Choosing not to participate in the pointless pussy game is different than giving up. I am an average looking guy with a decent amount of money. I had no problem getting laid when i had far less than I do now. Around here you get the pick of the litter if you can just manage to hold down a shitty job lmao.
see
>>700188391
> jerking off is easier
*Safer, and cheaper.
>>700188802
How are you fat and skinny all at once?
>>700185725
Enjoy yourself and make sure she is too.give and take. Our my favorite 69 giving and taking.
Good luck !
23, 100, 5'4, nah m8
22, 115, 5'8, no.
I need to gain weight.
>>700188938
Youre literally just giving up.. Like a fat bitch. Your negative attitude is why nobody wants to date you or even talk to you
>>700189124
A
WOMAN
IN
PURPLE
WILL
DEVASTATE
YOUR
LIFE
A
DOG
WILL
BRING
YOU
SALVATION
/b/ lies about their weight
19, 85, 5'9, no
>>700188938
What were you saying?
21, 130, 6'1, no.
>>700189319
>89
Jesus Christ, and I thought I looked like an Auschwitz survivor.
>>700189319
>85
>5'9
God damn dude, fucking eat something.
>>700189389
Mah nigga
>>700189429
lel 85 kg dude not lbs
>>700189389
oh baby, sexy vacuum aesthetic
>>700189429
>>700189415
Guys. Don't be mean. Hes probably missing a leg or something. You ever think about that, you dicks.
19, 215, 6'1", and against all odds, not a virgin.
>>700189516
ya fcking cunt i aint missing anything me cuck so hard "xaxaxaxa"
>>700189459
>>700189501
I can feel the bottom of my lungs, I think. It's a little weird, yeah so, shut up.
>>700189516
Worse, he lives in europe
40, 230lbs, 5' 11", If I was still a virgin 20 years ago I would have killed myself.
>>700189590
>>700189486
>using both metric and imperial
I figured that's what you were doing. You're still fucking retarded.
>>700189516
That would be funny. To be a skeleton and be missing a leg. Oh the irony.
>>700189593
I'm on your side skinny bro but okay I shut mouth like American POW
>>700189154
>you're literally just giving up
I do well in work and school and have an otherwise normal life. I'm not giving up the things that I have worked for-for a very long time for a piece of ass. There is no shortage of girls around here that are more than willing. Yes I have 'given up' on women, because it is a losing prospect for any sensible man. The cost-benefit just doesn't make it a good choice. I will keep my money, stay disease free, and do whatever I like when i like. That is about as positive as life gets.
>or even talk to you
you did
>>700189389
Deep space cannot create that deep of a vacuum.
>>700189641
Tosh is a gay
>>700189641
why u mad ma little nigg? satire
19, 203, 6'. Slight chub, but I'm working on it
>>700189697
k
>>700189705
What. You really are fucking stupid.
32 170lbs 6' No
>>700183800
18, 65kg, 187 cm, yup
>>700189705
M8'd and B8'd ;)
>>700189516
So fucking what? That just makes him a 1 legged Auschwitz survivor. Maybe he should get a fucking peg leg or a prosthetic and stop hobbling around sucking in all the air with his kike nose.
>>700189736
savage kid?
36 , 180 , 6'1" , no , 8" dick
>>700183800
19 / 210 (fit) 6'4 virgin
Im just a fucking beta pussy, cant talk to grills
>>700189641
>5'9"
>62lbs
mfw
>>700189819
Can you fucking speak English, you stupid nigger? I bet you live in Sweden or something.
>>700189853
35, 5'11", 180lbs, no
>>700189287
Ignore purple women, love my dog. Message received anon.
>>700189697
It's called procreation dumbass, lifes only purpose is to respawn with the latest newest genes and to survive. Obviously surviving is easier so go fucking procreate so you can say you made something for once and you can be proud of that. Just go fuck chicks until you find the right one that you don't want as only a fuck buddy
>>700189891
seems like you are a newfag and you can't understand satire.
>>700189812
No no no no no no. I got it. He can get a lead leg. That will balance out his missing leg and the "fact" Nazis tried to starve him to death. Nobody would know.
>>700183800
140 kg, 190 cm , yes
>>700183800
22, 68, 6'0 not vergen
19, 190~200 lbs, 6'3", yes
>>700189947
what kind of basket weaving sandals are those
27, 170, 5' 9", no
22, 160, 6'0, no
>>700189969
>satire.
Seems like you don't know what the word satire means. Allow me to educate you.
"sat·ire
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
noun: satire
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."
18 65kg 6'2 No
>>700183800
20, 182 cm, 70 kg, no.
>>700189969
Seems like you fucked up and are trying to make it look like you're baiting when you get called out for making a mistake
>>700189985
>lead
He's Jewish you weapons grade retard. Just get a solid gold leg that can only be taken off with a code inscribed in Hebrew. Nobody would be able to steal it because nobody knows fucking Hebrew.
>>700190076
we have a "genius" here? you are that kind of "educated" people now go kys m9
>>700189921
I bet he lurks from time to time. My role model
>>700183800
112 kg, 1,87 cm, yes
19 110 5'5" yea but i dont care since i have a successful internship so far
>>700183800
25, 140lbs, 5'7", no
>>700190013
That's manly. Obviously I'm sure you meant to say vegan but only real badass go around saying they don't eat meat.
>>700189964
Yeah, nope. Not for me anymore. That's what I used to do, it is a dangerous fruitless game.
>>700190148
That's exactly what he's doing.
>>700190167
Never claimed to be. But I'm still not fucking retarded like you.
>>700190148
b8 m8 i didn't make mistakes i am not a nigger faggit like u lel go kys m9
19, 5'11, ~136lbs (62 kilos), yes.
26
145
6'0
I fucked ur mum last night so no longer virgin hahahahahahhaha
>im gonna die alone
>>700190230
you are more retarded little cunt
>>700190193
>5'5"
>>700190243
>>700190268
>>700190213
So is life so why don't you quit that while you're ahead
>>700183800
25, 150 lbs, 5'10. No!
>>700190277
I'm 5'2. Fite me, cunt.
20/176 / 5'6
>>700190172
Who? Big Red Cuck himself?
>>700190160
>weapons grade bolonium
I can't stop laffing.
>>700190422
Yes *
22, 70kg (155Ibs), 185cm (6'1"), Yes
>>700189760
Only 18, you will fill out at least
21 190lbs 6'1 yup
>>700189921
5'11" and 180Ibs? You must be a pussy destroyer, perfect weight for your height
>>700190076
cool post /b/ud. your epeen must be huge
>>700189389
Err, breathing in doesn't count. Anyone can suck in their fat. Go get ripped.
>>700190623
Yep. 12" inches of fuck you.
21
5 9
205 lbs
Yup.
18
113 lbs
5'5"
yes
19, 220lbs, 6'5", yep :(
>>700183800
18, 90kg, 187cm, yes.
19, 95kg, 195cm, no
>>700190604
Really like 186 or some shit but i rounded down to make myself feel better. I do however destroy pussy. Cant round that ,son.
>>700190773
>5'5"
So many fucking manlets in this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4
People under 6ft..
>>700190323
Irrelevant what I choose by that logic. I don't know what happens when I die, I know what happens here and now and for the foreseeable future. It is pretty shit, but it can always get worse. I chance my odds are better being alive for the moment, plus I will die eventually anyway. Arguing with professional millennial philosophers is the only thing that keeps me going these days.
>>700190832
I'm 6'1 so I've never had that happen... is this really a thing? Is that why the little guys overdue it at the gym until they look like a pug on steroids?
phew
>>700190909
Get banned lmao.
>>700183800
age 31
weight 81kg
height 1.87m
virign yes
>>700185006
You need more carbs not low-fat stuff.
Chicken and Rice won't help you bro.
Also start eating your lunch twice a day.
>>700190927
Yeah, totally. They deserve it though, fucking manlets. They should all just kill themselves.
>>700190965
doesn't matter i only lurk anyways
>>700190982
Hey girl age aint nutthin but a number
>>700190626
>ripped
Having well defined muscles is for Mr. Olympia and faggots who stare at themselves in the mirror at the gym.
>>700183800
19, 300, 6', No.
Yall are doing wrong if I can.
>>700190982
Fat lmao.
>>700183800
22
85 kg
196 cm
nope
>>700183800
18 140 5'10 nope
23 male ~60kg 1,82M no
age 19
weight 210lbs/95kg
height 6'5/195cm
virgin nope
>>700190832
eh, I don't really have a problem being short because I'm still pretty good at sports
>>700190927
yeah, if you can't be tall you might as well look strong
23
72kg
184cm
yes
17, 1.76m, 56kg, yes
>>700191145
Nah, you're a fucking manlet, kill yourself. Wothless cunt, stop polluting the gene pool.
27, 6'2, 230
21 - 150lb - 5'5" - nope. even manlets can get laid
>>700190927
Dont do it anon. Sure youll get a little fame. Hell maybe your meme will coincide with a well known philosopher in just the right way. But killing yourself isnt worth it. Think about your family.
>>700191198
did you know that if two tall people have children their children are more likely to be shorter then their parents
if anything I might be helping
>>700185141
dated a girl once who "dieted" and i didn't know. left for about a week once without texting me or anyone and went from 115 to around 90 pounds. you can guess what she was doing
>>700191327
bulimia or a tapeworm?
>>700191327
Having premarital inter-racial sex?
>>700191326
Don't care really. I'm actually a manlet too, I think I'm the shortest one in the thread at 5'2. Still fun to talk shit about manlets though. It seems that the only ones who really give a shit are the lanklets.
>>700191145
>sports
So, tell me, how much is your salary at the NFL nowadays?
>>700191424
>>700191412
i wish
>>700191424
inter-racial GAY sex.
>>700191277
I never said I wanted to kill myself.
>>700191327
I tricked my gf in high school into believing that semen burned calories. I made fake web pages and showed her. She blew me 3 times a day for weeks before she figured it out.
>>700191458
somewhere between 3.50 and 9000
>>700191493
I'm guessing heroin.
>>700191458
never did football, too short, did get my 1600 meter time to under 4:30 though
pretty good for high school class c
>>700191609
close, but meth. tried to salvage it for almost 2 weeks afterwards but dropped her. she just wasnt the same
age 21
weight 110lbs
height 5'0''
virgin lolno
Very proud of my height ;)
>>700191091
But yet 100% in better shape than you... And also not a Virgin :D
>>700191684
Damn, that was my second guess.
>>700191514
Shit, you must be a fucking awful waiter. I bet the tall waiters set platters of food on your head.
>3.50/hr
>minimal tips
>9000 a year
