Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
not here for long
Claimed.
>>700185109
50% correct.
You should switch to the loli side instead of the boat side. They're adorable.
>>700185110
>Watch the road
I was! How am I supposed to tell a 3-4" level difference on surfaces that look like the same level when at speed?!
>Naked Apron
>WEWEWEWEWEW
>Also, here: https://67.media.tumblr.com/5cd10844ac480dc1ea62e8403055cd53/tumblr_ob40feKWgX1v8jkqko9_540.jpg
>>700185301
Reading anything interesting?
Like, it happens to everyone sometimes, but it's nearly 100% of the time with you. It's fascinating to see happen.
Hello, last post of the night
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>goodnight to all of you
>>700185301
somewhere in between the two. i had to go to hospital to get it checked out. it should be healed by sunday. my kuckle swelled up and made me think it was dislodge or something.
>>700185882
o shit its mug
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>700185921
>50%
So a boat.
>>700185785
Thick Pearl Claimed for Waifu
Lurking hard
Claimed.
Best robot claimed.
>>700185936
I love it omg! and shut up..! she's just trying to cook you perv..
>>700186018
Absolutely not.
Doll claimed.
>>700185750
It's a heaven isn't it?
>>700185717 Hank
Guessing it's pretty frantic.
>>700185882
Same, what's up moog anyway?
>>700185936
>That link
NICO, NICO, NII
Some articles on bionics and ethics, real interesting stuff.
Like I said, I really don't know ha. What's fascinating about it?
>>700185992
Night night.
>>700186001
Ah so nothing broken then at least. I hat going to hospitals for injuries, I feel stupid explaining stuff.
>>700186202
Or hardly lurking?
>>700186505
I too like to cook with nothing but an apron on.
>>700186464
wew wew
>>700186715
You get used to it.
>>700185076
It really should be. The parasprite unit stuff doesn't really count, some tried to make that comparison.
>>700185110
>Greatness
You seem to be confusing that with conceit.
>Lies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>>700185301
Topkek. Don't give them the ideas man. True, no coming back from that fiasco. Yeah by the end of the year or fall at least there should be some more info
>>700186725
Oh my god.
>>700186715
i imagined it looked odd when someone as big as me had to say "i crashed a push bike and got a boo boo"
>>700186464
fite me
I got some sleep for a change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFwUvrN2sYE
>>700186715
ive stayed up until now (5:43 am) for a torrent to finish i need to be asleep right now
>>700186505
The only thing you'll be cookin in that is a steamy night. :^)
>>700186715
Bionics? And in bio-engineering?
Just the fact that it always happens. It's like the Shinoa effect.
>>700186715
See? it isn't weird or anything..
>>700186823
Why are you being so mean to me T_T
>>700187035
Wew.
Claimed
>>700187035
wew wew
>>700187283
Shhhh~
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>700186617
Loli boat lover
>>700188067
~ itself is lewd.
>>700186903
Good morning! how are you feeling, Shiro?
Is it still a lie if it's true?
>>700187035
Uhm you're one to talk! Look at that outfit! It's lewd and perverted.
>>700187973
SEE!? DON'T YOU WEW ME..!
>>700187973
How hard is it to crop out a watermark.
Claimed.
Hah all you guys so jealous.
>>700188196
no
>>700188132
Is not.
>>700188227
How is that lewd?!
>Also, that's not even me.
>>700188255
>How bout you get one without the watermark to begin with you scrubs
>>700188196
No.
>>700188338
Even so I can see her.. yeah.. and still.. it doesn't change the fact of the matter.
>>700188155
I'd say I'm feeling fine, just watching some YouTube. How about you?
>>700188338
Is too.
>>700188401
>>700188277
I don't think that's right. You could fuck around on someone all day and night, and still honestly tell them you love them. So even though everything you do is showing the opposite, you could still mean it.
>>700188465
See heeeer....?
And it so does!
>>700188495
Prove it!
>>700188506
Okay.
>>700188506
but when you tell them you love them, aren't you telling the truth and not a lie?
>>700188495
I'm doing good, just listening to music as usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRhIT5w4ST0
Claimed
Good morning everyone
Who else is ready to fucking kill themself?
>>700188613
The truth is a complicated thing.
>>700188672
You're being honest, even if it's perceived as a lie. You can honestly love somebody and still do everything to show that you don't.
>>700187058
Isn't this what we were doing. Besides, couldn't stay like that.
>>700188612
Okay, I'll give you an example. If I say:
'Show me your cock.', that doesn't sounds lewd.
But, 'Show me your cock~', that sounds lewd as fuck.
>>700188749
It is. People over complicate things.
>>700186464
Hey she's pretty cu-
>>700186725
>>700186834
Wew
>>700186823
Konami has probably paid someone to monitor the thread for ideas, it's too late. Out of all the companies people rip on, Konami seems to be the most stupid of them. I hope so. It's like a trainwreck, it's awful but you can't look away.
>Nice song by the way
>>700186850
>Weenie hut general?!
Kek, exactly. I always feel like they're treating me like a disappointed parent helping their kid who's stuck in a slide.
>>700187016
That's real late, probably best you sleep.
>>700187035
Yeah, like robotic limbs. There's a lot of interesting stuff that could happen as a consequence.
Well we'll have to diagnose that.
>>700187973
>
>>700186799
Especially with balancing all those plates and stuff. I could never do that.
>>700187058
It's still a little weird. But I approve.
>>700188742
You know it.
>>700188115
Loli lover. Not boat.
You're the dirty boat fucker here.
Bacon grill is best grill.
>>700188849
You'd be fine.
>>700188506
Love is a concept. Not a physical connection.
Love is sharing your life, not restricting aspects of it to the one you love.
Love is understanding, trust, comfort.
Sharing is caring.
Now give me some nudes.
>>700188896
>>700188115
You two are like a broken records
>you're a boat
>i'm not a boat
>YOU'RE A BOAT
>NOU
>>700188742
i'd break the rope if i killed myself. so no
>>700188749
okay then? I thought you were talking about fact, and not perception of the fact.
>>700188849
> i got to big boys hospital
They genuinely looked disappointed when i said it was push-bike and not a motorcycle. they've probably seen to much shit to ever be surprised by any wound or injury.
>>700188933
ayy
>>700188742
I am! I am!
>Why are we killing ourselves this time?
>>700188828
I think both of those sound lewd as fuck, regardless of the tilde!
>>700188849
Ohhh, I'm curious. I know of benefits, but what would the consequences be?
I'd set up the stalking equipment!
>>700188842
It is complicated regardless of people. There only exists a grey zone, with lighter and darker areas, and no matter how light or dark you get, you can never go fully white or fully black.
>>700188998
Love is a state of being.
>>700189098
There is only perception.
>>700189203
Well okay.
>>700189084
Syndra is a boat.
>>700189203
k
>>700188849
Ay Doll
Nice wall of replies there
>>700188933
>those hips
>those glasses
>those expressions
Wew, crispy
>>700189098
>not using iron barbwire
Fucking pussy
If you're going out at least make it look metal as fuck
>>700189168
I've got an exam in one hour and I feel like I've forgotten everything I've studied in the past 3 days. But at the same time I'm happy because I found a bunch of new gifs and pics of best girl
>based moonrunes
>>700189203
You remind me a lot of Painter
I'm bored, any of you doing anything?
Galil claim, fell asleep earlier.
>>700188828
This is surprisingly true.
>>700185936
It's been a while since I've been 100% hard.Sorry but I'm saving that apron pic for science.
>>700186799
I could waitch this gif for hours.
>>700189203
Its 5 AM stop spooking me with those heads man
>>700189269
>>700189364
Life is a tricky and utterly impossible endeavor. Everyone who has ever attempted it has died in the process.
>>700189392
Do you mean fool?
>>700188612
You know what I mean! Her breasts..
>>700188760
Shut up useless...
>>700188849
Hmmph.. okay fine deal i can live with that.
>>700189444
Looking at handsome men.
>>700189526
These heads aren't spooky.
>>700189526
Cool.
>>700189392
>not using piano wire and decapitating
fucking casual.
>>700189560
i thought dying was the goal
Has anyone claimed Misato Kasturagi yet? If not, dibs. She has unresolved issues with her Father, so I could get her to call me Daddy, and she's frequently drunk, which would make it easier to fuck her in the ass.
I'm so tired.
>>700189335
See, that tilde is not lewd!
>>700189392
Eh, as you see things on the test, you'll remember stuff. At least, that's how it is for me.
>Get to those gif posting!
>>700189444
Other than observing those trips and telling the field manager I can't stay an extra 6 hours while only getting paid for 4? Nope.
>>700189526
It's the internet man, don't be sorry for saving something.
>Plus, that artist is a god.
>>700189589
To be honest, making out behind the lockers in school is a bit more lewd than a white clothing item, but I guess that's just opinions. :^)
>>700189817
Sleep squid, sleep.
>>700189712
No, the goal is to go down with a fight. The goal is to maintain your lead on death for as long as you can.
>>700186090
>>700189817
go to sleep
>>700189847
wew lad
>>700189444
Go for a walk?
>>700189817
Go to sleep.
>>700189840
No Makoto, that tilde was so lewd! What do you not understand? You say anything and add a tilde, it's lewd.
>>700189560
The guy who usually posts Peter Lorre gifs. I always called him Painter
>>700189712
>not dressing up as a gorilla and dragging a kid in the zoo enclosure
Fucking amateur
>>700189774
I don't think so
And at least post a pic man
>>700189817
We're all tired Ika. So very tired
Time for the long nap
>>700189840
It's vocal exam or however you call it
>Get to those gif posting!
Here's one
>>700189817
hi so tired
can i call you so?
![Kirino [343].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8bL71rX.jpg "Kirino [343].jpg")
>>700189983
That's Peter.
>>700189983
>expanding dong
not my sorta thing
>>700189840
>>700189983
>>700189948
>>700189962
I want to but I feel guilty.
>>700189995
You can call me degeSo
>>700189962
I don't like doing that at this hour, but it would be a way to avoid the smell of eggs for a bit.
>>700189526
>>700189948
It sounds simple really, the devil is in the details.
>>700189983
Yes, you mean Fool, who posts Peter Lorre and Mark Linkous of Sparklehorse. That would be me. Hello.
>>700187534
den/den
>>700189999
Nice quads.
>>700190176
wew
>>700189962
I swear to god you little shit this isn't fucking lewd~
>>700189983
>Vocal exam
W...What the fuck is a vocal exam?
>10/10 reaction
Claimed!!
>>700189595
>>700189614
Between the two of these, I lost my erection and am now scared.I'm turning on all my lights and checking my locks.
>>700189774
That's not a waifu!
>>700189712
Piano wire is sharp what?
>>700189817
Then go the fuck to sleep or I'll insult you in Russian
>>700189962
This is true, here's some examples
I'm going to clean my rifle
I'm going to clean my rifle~
I need to change
I need to change~
I like that picture
I like that picture ~
See?They all gottremely lewd after the tilde was added
>>700189983
>Not dressing up as a gorllia and showing all the gorillas your dick so they known your dick is 1000 times bigger than any other gorillas and taking all the women
Fucking plebs
>>700190124
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MAVIS WHERE DO YOU EVEN LIVE TRANSYLVANIA?
>>700190224
ayy lmao i got that one too
>>700190345
My sculpture has nothing to do with that.
>>700190099
Guilty for sleeping?
>>700190115
I love walking at night, then heading to a park or something to look at the sky for a little bit.
>>700190259
That's so fucking lewd Makoto, stop coming on to me.
Late replies.
>>700189098
They've seen way more shameful stuff. Can't imagine how many odd things they've had to pull out of peoples asses.
>>700189168
Well it's a lot of stuff. If they eventually become better than the human counterparts, would it be right to replace healthy human limbs? Also how much can you replace and still class them as human?
Get to it!
>>700189392
Thanks, nice pic.
Exams are the worst.
>>700189589
>God damn best ship
Glad we've reached an agreement.
>>700189999
Nice quad claim, what's up?
>>700188986
I don't know, I'd fall over probably.
>>700190345
at least i'm not a dirty jew
>>700190099
what time is it? 6am?
>>700190131
>>>/x/
>>700190269
underrated waifu
>>700190345
from what i've heard; yes.
>>700190224
>>700190391
>hey i've got that lewd
kek
>>700190488
I don't get what you're telling me.
>>700189999
Nice quads kangaroofucker
>>700190058
Thanks Hank. I always called him Painter. Anyhow, clay-chan kinda reminds me of him. The way he writes and the topics he brings up
>>700190087
Did you seriously not get the Harambe reference?
>>700190131
Well then. It's nice to see some of your work at last. I like them.The heads have something primal to them, like paleo or african influences. Guess you got the style down in the end
>>700190259
It's where your professors ask you questions directly and you have to answer them right there on the spot. No thinking for 10 minutes and no erasing and rewriting your answers. They're usually quicker and easier but a hell of a lot more stressful
>10/10 reaction
Here's another one
>>700190345
>wanting to fuck nigresses
Disgusting
>>700190480
Yeah, but you gotta get through them wether you like it or not. I just wish I could focus longer than half an hour.
>>700190488
Pokelewds.
>>700190436
It's 6:28 AM, 1:00 AM would have been the time for me to do it, but walking at night is great so i can understand that.
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>700188896
So are you.
![Kirino [313].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJMXKm2.jpg "Kirino [313].jpg")
>>700190220
Thanks.
>>700190480
It was unexpected to say the least.
Just downloaded Ratchet: Gladiator from the PSN store so I'm reliving some memories. Yourself?
>>700190564
Thanks 64
>>700190564
I think of them as apparitions, memories made visible and present. Like a person lurking in your thoughts, a person you can only just remember existed.
cancer
The love of my life wants nothing to do with me anymore and I feel lost, every waking moment I'm simply wasting time. Doing nothing. I wish I could just disappear
should I start watching anime
>>700190480
>local guy once had to have shattered glass pulled out of his arse
Glad i decided not to go to medical school
>>700190551
/x/ is full of that deep "meaning of life" bullshit. strange because it's supposed to be full of supernatural stuff.
>>700190564
yes, yes i did. i just couldn't think of anything to say. so i said something vaguely relevant.
I was asleep for about half an hour to an hour and a half
I hate my sleep schedule sometimes, because i always wake up sometime around 3-4 AM
Also claiming Felix
>>700190345
I think this might encourage me to stay up~
>>700190436
Guilty for what I have done
>>700190488
Its 3:30am
>>700190176
>>700190224
>mfw I didn't even claim Mercy and I was just rating >>700187534 's post.
>tfw your only waifu slot is wasted
more spam?
Lapis is true waifu
>>700190743
Yeah.
>>700190436
I'm gunna throw you to Mizore if you don't stop that~
>>700190480
Ahhh, more the ethical side of it. Personally, I'd say all the way up till the brain itself is a computer.
Hey Doll, which room is yours~?
>>700190564
Straight fuck that shit, that sounds like a terrible idea for test taking!
>Beep beep boop beep beep boop beep beep boop beep beep boop
THAT'S ALL I CAN HEAR FROM THAT GIF!
>>700190743
I know that feel
Just play some vidya and watch anime
Or go and take the slav route and play CSGO while blasting cheeki breeki hardbass all night long, while drinking vodka and peeling potatoes
Also some kompot too
>>700190775
X is by no means a philosophy board. Red pill me on skin walkers, red pill me on aliens, red pill me on this and that, what's the weirdest ghostie you ever seen. That's all fine and good for a bit of fun, but it ain't good for anything else.
>>700190423
Yes the fuck it does the ayy lmaos are going to get me and its your fault god damn it
>>700190482
Kill yourself, suka.
>>700190436
That's how you get stabbed though.
>>700190099
I warned you
Tvoya mat' glupoy blya shlyukha , kotoryy soset khuy za den'gi v techeniye vsego dnya , i vy otstalyy pedik!
>>700190488
Why though?
>>700190783
Felix is hot
Also hey.
>>700190996
Where do you even live disc guy?
>>700191045
Take a guess.
>>700190661
Oh, that's a bit too morning for me. I think I need to get a routine to go up to a park that's pretty close to me and put on some music every saturday at like 4 AM.
>>700190913
So fucking lewd.
>>700190815
May I ask what you've done? If you want to stay up, listen to some metal. I'd recommend Kvelertak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXEt2qSLfdI
>>700191045
What if I'm the one doing the stabbing?
I'll be off now, and later I'll be offing myself
>>700190696
Piss off 96
>>700190716
I see. that's an interesting way to look at them. I make a lot of dream-related sketches myself
>>700190743
It won't help but it will keep you distracted from the cruel and crushing reality that is life
>>700190775
Eh, fair enough
Dicks out boi
>>700190913
Yeah well...
>Beep boop
Akiko confirmed for Bastion
>>700191045
He a cute
>>700189840
Yeah, wrong opinions you jerk.
>>700190480
>Without a doubt
I am too love n_n
>>700191045
These are not aliens, they are memories, ghosts, but personal ghosts.
>>700191093
Have you ever read In a Station of the Metro by Ezra Pound?
>>700191062
Eastern Europe?
>>700191083
Then I'll shoot ya, faggot.
>>700191130
No, he's sexy.
>>700191093
Do a flip.
>>700191045
i dunno. just how it is
>>700191093
bye 'kiko
>off now
>let lewd poster make new bread
>jenny
>>700191228
They're fucking alian rapists man.Maybe even alien dickhole rapists.
>Galil
>>700191251
Bingo.
>>700191083
>Oh, that's a bit too morning for me.
Isn't 1:00 AM the middle of the night where you are?
>Nui
>>700191045
Yes~ I like it when you call me a Fag~ and more!
>>700191083
Lets just say I helped my friend lose her phone
>ika
>>700191312
They are not at all that.
