What's your job?
How much do you make?
What do you do?
Software Dev
90k
Make shit work, work for an ISP
>>700169371
Before I broke my ankle I was route delivery driver (those guys who drive tractor trailers and deliver shit to gas stations, dollar stores, etc). I delivered beer, specifically Anheuser-Busch products.
I made about 36k a year.
>basement dweller
>20 good boy points a week
>eat tendies and play vidya
Neet
0K
Sit around at home playing vidya and wrestling the ol anoconda, pretty easy job if you ask me
I work at a park and recreation department
48000 / year
Not much
UPS. Driver. I made 97k last year
>busser
>$20/hr on average including tips
>bus tables...
>Movie theatre floor staff
>7.75 an hour
>Usually work concession and usher.
I want to die.
Debt collector
Idk yearly
I sit at a computer and get yelled at cuz people break the law and dont pay their fines
Hot cell operator (Nuklear technicia)
8k/year
Make radioactive medicine
Sandwich artist
8.50$ / hr (fuck me)
Subway sammiches for days
>>700170914
kek, sandwich artist
>>700170974
Dont laugh until you see my god tier sandwiches, they look better than the advertisements
$13 an hour warehouse retail shopping.
good benefits, shit work makes me feel tiny.
Used to do skateboard graphics, lots of perks and travel. thought I was cool as fuck. now just shit.
>>700169371
I work for my dad. Mainly assisting managing and delivery driving. I've learned to do everything besides what my dad does which is getting clients for the company. Pretty sure I'm being severally underpaid though. 23k
>>700171086
Just kidding that would require us to have fresh vegetables and decent bread.
>>700171197
I heard the bread has that chemical they make yoga mats from.
>Custom Framer
>$10
>I make frames? Isn't this part redundant
>>700170630
11.00/hr though, could be worse
>>700171273
I wouldnt know, I just take the dough out of the freezer, place them on a tray, press proof, then press bake
>>700169371
porn director
165k-350k depending on how the year goes
porn director
Quit my job after I won the lottery
>>700169371
Financial Analyst for NSW gov (ausfag)
I make 70k a year not including super
pretty good considering its my first job out of uni
ICT consultant (business architecture) $120k per year plus decent benefits
>>700169371
>Gray hat
>50-60K
>Whatever I'm paid to do because I'm a pushover and no one loves me.
>>700169371
I work in a potash mine.
120k/yr straight salary.
Physician assistant $65/hr
>>700171128
it's probably because you can't spell severely
>>700171629
You ever fuck the porn stars you film?
>>700170610
How old are you faggot?
>>700172092
a couple times yeah but mostly i try not to, if yall saw half the pornstars yall fap to the way ive seen em, you woudlnt ever fap to em again
>>700172389
Tell us more. This is interesting.
>>700169371
1. Manufacturing
2.~$35,000-$38,000 depending on overtime
3. Line production and forklift operation
>Cashier/Barista/Sandwhich Maker
> $10.70 an hour (10 - 15k per year)
> I take orders, make drinks, make sandwhiches, drive-thru, clean work area, clean dining area, take out garbage to dumpster, etc.
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
Bartender in college town. Been at it for years. Probably 35k/year plus free pussy
>>700169371
Operator/labouer
$28/hour
I drive an excavator and loader and sometimes shovel shit around and run a weighbridge (serving trucks), whatever my job requires at the time (landscape supplies/concrete recycling)
Decent money for a 21 year old i think
1-man Software Consultant / Project Lead GmbH
10k / Month + Gratuity + some other Bonus so it is ~ 150k a year
Also I get most of my insurances and other costs payed from the gmbh account.
Technical support rep
30k/year ish (incentives that you can earn get you well beyond that)
I tell people how stupid they are for not being able to turn their modem/router/cable box/telephone off and on.
>>700169371
IT security for the Navy
86k a year
GS Civilian
CPA. $127k a year prior to bonus.
These threads make me so fraking sad...
>>700170630
Has anyone delt with collections before?
19
universal studios
not sure yearly but 10.50 an hour
Luthier
~$3k/month after materials cost
Make electric guitars
>>700170478
Stealing?
Linux system admin
125k/year
Merchant Seaman
50.000 GBP Tax free if I have enough days out of the country in a year
Stare out of a fucking window all day....
>cook
>11/hr
kinda want to take advice and move to Hawaii and earn 20/hr as a cook and share rent for $800. At least I can suffer pleasantly there
>>700169371
im a live dealer, the one who deals cards for people who play blackjack online.
get about 6 eur per hour which is epic since here where i live i couldnt get another job where id make more than 3 eur per hour.
Security guard Australia, 65k
Liaison psychiatrist.
CAD$186,000
(~USD$145,000)
Could earn more if I moved to the US, but your healthcare system is a goddamn train wreck and I refuse to medicate every single patient.
>>700172663
Kek, operator making less than a flagger kys
>Field Engineer/Inspector
>5k+ Monthly
>Pretend to answer emails, procrastinate
>Point out things contractor should do/do better
>Bored of it, switching to Project Management soon
Maintenance - Industry
57k
Make sure production run.
Fix machines.
>Wendy's chef
>37
>$8.75/hour
>>700172389
Does like each and everyone of the Pornstar have diseases?
>>700174759
I started on 25 and they pay me more the better i get, cus im learning on the job
>>700173208
Take each wage/salary and divide by 3. Everyone's a bullshitter
I own a janitorial company, I make on average $175,000 annually.
In slow years, it goes down to $125k and in good years it's around $225k annually.
Huge swing from good times to slow, so I have to manage the money properly or else I'll be fucked.
>>700175324
not mine
I sincerely make between $35,000-$38000 depending on overtime working in a unionized manufacturing plant.
>>700175324
You think everyone else is lying because you don't make shit or don't even have a job.
Build tradeshows
$47/hour
+time and a half on saturdays
+double time on sundays
mark floors, build signs, hang/rig signs, and a lot of walking.
Casino cashier supervisor
65K
Count and move around lots of cash. Supervise cashiers.
>>700175852
and that's per year, for the tards
>>700175852
35k a year? I thought union jobs paid better than that.
>>700174750
I've been on bupropion and valium for 2 years, without any signs of amelioration. It does however control my depression to a workable degree. Should i stop ?
>>700175319
Apprentice Operators make 40+ hourly, srs kys
>>700175852
fuck that, keep looking. you have experience, i'm sure you can find a company willing to pay more for the work you already do.
Kindergarten teacher
20k
take care of kids ages betwen 1-6
Networking monkey
145k USD plus uptime bonuses ~20k
Ph.D. student (Psychology/Cognitive Neuroscience)
$32k per year
I put people in fMRI machines, have them play simple vidya games so that I can see what their brain does
>>700174750
I have a relative who eventually decided to become a psychiatrist (after being an ER doctor in downtown Detroit) and it over $300,000 in student debt. Seems kind of ridiculous to me the time and money you have to put into it.
>>700175324
Nice b8
>2,474.00$ just hit my account
>1 weeks wages
>Mfw I took the b8
>>700174750
Have you ever met a psychopath? How was it?
thief
depends, lets say 40k annually
see previous
Work for French ministry of defense (civilian)
30k €/year (34 kUSD)
have to write contract for helicopters maintenance. Not a lot of work. Browse 9gag all day long.
>US Military Officer
>10k/mo after taxes
>Dentist
>>700169371
Pizza Hut Instore Staff
£7.20/hour
Make shit pizza
>>700176120
Ask your psychiatrist. I assume you're seeing one? Your doctor is always better placed to advise you than one you've never met, and they should definitely be having regular reviews with you. Definitely don't just stop taking them. Halting valium whist on bupropion can trigger seizures, and then the depression will be the least of your worries.
Are they just prescribed to alleviate depression and anxiety, or do you have substance dependencies you're working on too? Both can be prescribed as aids in handling addiction as well as depression/anxuety, and any other substances you're still taking can increase the risk of an adverse reaction to stopping them.
>Eat tendies and play Vista
DUDE me too!
>>700176051
lol no.. unions were good when they first started, now the hold workers hostage and leech their money.
>>700176742
I studied medicine in the UK. The debt is far more manageable and the NHS paid for a year of my med school.
>>700177351
Find a better union then shitbird
>>700177165
Why do they ALWAYS skimp on toppings
>>700176742
>$300,000 in student debt
Welcome to America! The land of the free!
>>700177368
£9000 for the course and then £8000 of maintenance loans? So good how you only pay back the loans when earning over £21k a year and even then it's only £7 a week!
The questio is : is ypur salary good ? It's depend of the level of life in your country. 30k €/year for me is a good salary in France. We don't have to pay for hospital, and I pay 1 month salary in taxes.
>>700169371
busser/dishwasher/bar back/fry cook
i am a fucking walking restaurant
13k a year
>goes to art school
LPN
$35/hr (Can)
I organize and catalog the drugs in our storage freezer, or move the bodies of any patients who couldn't make it.
>>700177234
Depression and anxiety only. I'm seeing my doctor only, i'm still waiting to see a psychologist, but the wait is infinite in Quebec, and i can't afford to go private. Next time i think i'll just ask my doc to reduce my dosage, to eventually try to stop it. I'll just see if my panic attacks, my suicidal tendencies and my erections will come back. Thank you for your answer !
>>700170630
One of you assholes came to my house once. He seemed upset I was wearing a gun.
>>700177635
And I do 35 hours of work/week.
I was a game designer at a mobile game company on the west coast until a couple of weeks ago. I made $68,000 USD. I left to go try to put together a startup with a friend on the east coast, and I also landed a job as a Software Engineer in QA Automation for the same pay. The cost of living is so much lower where I'm going, though, that it's like a 200-250% raise.
If the startup doesn't work, I'll just keep the other job until I find something more exciting.
Entrepreneur.
Last year I made $2.7m and so far this year for 8 months up to August I made $3.1m.
I do all kinds of shit. Whatever makes money.
Dishwasher
11.25 /hr and 65-80 dollars in tips every 2 weeks
>>700177894
I always wanted to be a game designer for a horror game.
"Researcher"
Really just knock on doors and get told no when offering surveys.
(Summer only)
$11.50/hr
~$12k
Also retail slave
$8.50/hr
$8,840/yr
(Year round)
I want to kms I can't wait to finish my degree so I can make $50k to bs and read Reddit crap
Car audio installer
9 an hr 20% on installing labor and 1% on sale
Put cheap shit in college kids or niggers car because they don't care about quality
>>700170292
>good boy points
kek
>>700177469
lol... I am not in a union.. just worked in San Francsico where they hold monopolies and fuck their workers in the ass while charging me a fuckload for shitty work.
>>700170659
80 or 8?
>>700171824
kill yourself
>>700177814
Kek
>>700174694
jack
>>700178063
What have you done lately? This is what I'm aiming for, so I'm interested to hear how you've gone about it.
>>700178109
The absolute best advice I can give you is to 1) take in as much new material as you can (books, games, poetry, films, music), and 2) absolutely start making a game as soon as you possibly can. It's going to be shit. That's okay. Finish it, write down what you learned from making your first shitty game in a blog post or something, then get to work on game #2, and so forth.
>>700169371
developer operations
150k yr
unlimited pto
50% tell people "no, you're making a piece of shit. fix xyz and come back in a week."
50% shit work getting told "we really need abc servers and shit, make it happen"
>>700178099
Tits or gtfo
>>700170610
Yo you work for cinemark?
>>700169371
Ford lineman
40k
Load parts push button
I guess I'm a "car dealer"
Last year I made 430K US$
I work for a small company, 4 people including me, and we specialize in finding very rare cars. Most of our clients are wealthy individuals and they basically hire us to travel the world (I've literally been to over 25 countries), find very rare cars and convince the owners to sell them to our clients. Craziest car I sold was a 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO Berlinetta for roughly 28 million. Negotiated for about 1.5 months on behalf of a South American client. I literally have the most insane stories and I think I have the best job in the world. Maybe I will do an AMA later on now that I think of it.
>>700177810
I'm in BC so I'm not terribly well versed in how things work over in Quebec, but look to see if there are any charities that will help you see a psychologist sooner. Mention the suicidal tendencies, that always gets priority.
I know there's still taboo toward mental health these days, and some people don't like the idea of asking for charity, but you're exactly who they're there to help.
A psychologist won't be able to help you with the prescription, they're not a physician and can't prescribe or really advise, but they'll be able to offer counselling. Look into CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy) if traditional counselling doesn't jive with you. Way less touchy-feely describing your problems stuff. It teaches you strategies to break harmful behavioural cycles.
Make sure you stay on the waiting list for a psychiatrist, and definitely speak to your doctor. If you feel the meds aren't getting you anywhere, then it's a good idea to let them know that and ove toward stopping them or trying different ones. Make sure not to go cold turkey though, as I said.
Front desk guy at a jiu jitsu gym. Clean the mats, sell memberships, $10.00 an hour
>>700169371
> this thread
how do you fuckers live on nothing?
>>700179360
Pick a number, man. Who's making nothing? The guy making 30k? 70k? That one dude saying he made 3 million?
>>700169371
Being disabled
12.5k a year (from Social Security)
Wonder why I haven't killed myself yet.
>>700169371
who's this chick?
>>700179478
Make art. Write a story. Turn the story into a book. Learn a musical instrument, but don't tell anyone. Start a youtube channel where you light your farts on fire. Paint. Draw. Sing. Learn to meditate. Pick something. What's stopping you?
>>700178896
I don't think the fucker claimed to be the girl, mate.
>>700177562
Sorry, missed your post whilst replying to the dude asking questions. I finished my degree long before they changed to the new psuedo income tax formula (changed circa 2012 iirc), so I have to pay even if I'm earning under 21k and my repayments are considerably more, but it's still not even close to the nonsense the US med students have to deal with.
>>700173013
What is your GS grade,
What are your current certifications?
Who was your sponsor for your CISSP?
Research Associate
22k
I research stuff for some egoistical twat who will believe anything so long as it says what he wants
RMT
60 bucks an hour. I work 14 hours a week and get $1680 every two weeks. I can work more or less on a whim; RMTs make their own hours.
Registered Massage Therapist... In BC it's an actual regulated medical profession, hence the two years of school, board exams, and good money. Basically I am to muscles and other soft tissue what chiropractors are to bones.
Server
1600 per month two days a week
>>700179478
Can't afford a gun?
>>700179477
>>700178955
>>700178254
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>>700177647
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>>700177106
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>>700176684
>>700176199
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>>700172864
>>700172663
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>>700179216
anyone under 70k, how the fuck do you live in america? I mean jesus
>>700169371
Work at a store in the Mall called Pepper Palace. We sell everything mild to wild.
Make about $9/hr
I sell North America's hottest hotsauce, Flash Bang, to people who love to prank their friends. It's funny watching them react from the pain.
>>700179977
Inherited one, and I bought one on my 21st birthday.
>>700180061
If you're single, it's hard, but not impossible at all. It really depends where you live, if you have roommates, medical bills, student loans, etc.
Or hell, if you've got a family to take care of.
It's totally possible to get by and be reasonably comfortable on less than $70k. Federal Poverty level for a single person is about $12k/year; two people in a household is about $16k. That _sucks ass_, but you can get by with a tremendous amount of suffering at that level.
Makes $30k look good in comparison, huh?
>>700169371
independent software developer (self taught)
~1k USD a day
I own an advertisement network for Android and iOS
pic related is a few years ago
I was the loser of the family, the only one who didn't go to uni, every Christmas my parents and brothers bullied me, now my brothers are in debt married with ugly fat bitches, while I have more than 500k in the bank and can do whatever the F I want, no hard feeling though, I even lend 5k to one of my brothers.
>>700180758
Teach me the way, senpai.
I am the loser.
>>700180621
I live in LA so I can't even remotely imagine what "living" on 12-16k looks like.
How do people have fun w/o toy + drug + vacation money?
>>700180865
Libraries.
>>700180758
pretty much any non tech career is a waste.
good thing none of these busboys and bartender level people are smart enough to figure out a couple for loops
>>700180986
kill yourself
I gross 12K a month on memes and videos. I pay some kids that are probably around the ages of most users here to do it. I give them about 2500. I pay server costs at 600.
Everything else is profit for me. I write myself a check for 4 to 5K a month and save the rest in my business.
Everything is basically automated at this point.
I want to duplicate this a few times but I have gotten lazy and content with what I get, which sucks. I have to do better. I could maximize this but I suffer from depression, I have chronic fatgue syndrome and anxiety and pain in my shoulder and stuffed up ears which makes it hard to leave my house. I order all my food and can easily stand inside for a week or 2 at a time no problem. I literally never have to leave, except to get pills from the pharmacy.
Waiter and interpretive dancer for Johnny Rockets
7.25/h.. although sometimes the check is late, and they don't offer Direct deposit
I dance for my customers and have a great time doing it
If you'd like to see my dance, than come by our place of business at 8810 Winterpock Rd, Hanncock Village.
Come on by Anon, and ask for Richard and say that you're from /b/
I'll personally make you a creamy milkshake for free
>>700181198
I would--if I didn't have my library card!
>>700180863
it requires effort
if you are into computers, read an updated book of C/C++ download ubuntu and start making soft and compiling, then go with Java, master those two languages, learn about basic networking too.
Then join github projects, sooner or later a job opportunity will arise TAKE IT even if it pays minimum wage, keep learning...
then with the knowledge + a little bit of money to invest + good imagination = you can carry out lot projects and see what works
R&D business chief
140.000€ per year
Be bossy and make cool experiments
>>700169371
Chemistry Practical Education Teacher
50K a Year
Teach chemistry practicum courses to bachelor chemistry students @ university
oh and in 4th quarter that 12K goes about to 25K or so. 3 months of that.
>>700169371
>CEO
>Payrolled for 4k/mo, dividends on 25% share
>R&D in a number of areas. Industrial automation and defense chiefly. Tangentially, some supporting services like logistics and security.
>>700180863
first step drop this forum
stop wasting precious time
set small goals fulfill them and set another ones, so on...
also there is no loser or winner, life is a nonsense mess, don't buy society morals or standards, make your own rules, be whatever you want, make your own hedonism
unemployed, aka FUNemployed
>>700181593
Tangentially?
Really? You overload your shareholders to with those word salads?
Got a website for ya:
http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html
>>700181593
>Payrolled for 4k/mo, dividends on 25% share
how much do the dividends end up netting?
68k. dicking around on microsoft excel all day [financial analyst]
hopefully getting promoted this year and will make nearly 80k come 2017.
>>700180061
by not being a consumer whore
Machine operator in a newspaper ad insertion/distribution center. Job doesn't pay enough but I like it.
>>700169371
nothing
dad left me an small fortune and five houses, grandma left me three houses too, I am set for life and beyond, I already traveled around the world twice, did almost every drug in existence, fucked countless hoes, fulfilled all my fantasies, now I am bored as fuck maybe I shoot myself one of this days
>>700180865
you just live and don't have those things
they used to call it slavery, but now it's just called 'work' or 'a job'
>>700169371
>NEET
>£200/mth disposable
>Shitpost, masturbate, play casual games, watch TV shows/anime
>>700177562
>Gloating about minimum required repayments
Good goy, ignore that compounding interest.
>>700179478
>Wonder why I haven't killed myself yet.
Because you're too busy feeling sorry for yourself.
Chili's food server
Anywhere from 20 to 40 bucks an hour including tip
Kiss ass
>>700182076
poortalk / poorfag justification
stay poor
>>700182230
it is slavery for sure
Aussie
110k
supermarket manager
Software Engineer 8 hours / week, since I'm still a student
€6000 a year
Developing web applications and APIs. I hate front end developing.
Work graveyard shift @ hotel
$16 dollars an hour
Sit here and browse /b/ ignore guests
Also suing a security guard who pepper sprayed & handcuffed me. Looking @ a $200,000 payout and was invited to appear on an episode of Law & Order.
>>700181945
Tangentially as in it's not our core business so its been segregated to a separate entity, for legal and liability reasons but also to overtly distance the two. Both those shareholders and authorities extending required licenses insist on those services. Its also been a major boon in networking.
>>700181983
We're halfway through the year and mid-rollout for a new product but in contracts on it we're looking at roughly a 12m take on those shares going strictly by revenue, of course that's not operating cost and taxes would need to be subtracted provided it's actually paid out rather than reinvested, some of it will have to be. Those would also be flagship products though, then there's extras like ammo supply yielding just south of 100k overall. I want to say that's under current demands since the situation is very fluid, but it's a pretty good guesstimate.
>>700182156
are you me?
more than 5M in dad inheritance, five years ago I never touched a cent, since I live from rent of more than 15 properties my dad had
Nowadays I literally do nothing all day, traveled around the world too, fucked infinite bitches, went to the most VIP parties, had everything I wanted... now I am a depressed fag refreshing this shitty page
Making pizza in 12 hour shifts. 4 days a week. 16 $ / hour. Preparing, packing, selling, cleaning, everything. Sometimes it's pure stress, but I like it.
>>700182649
>operating cost
*operating profit
>>700182156
>>700182681
another rich parents anon here reporting in, we should meet lol
>>700182649
>Tangentially as in it's not our core business so its been segregated to a separate entity, for legal and liability reasons but also to overtly distance the two
You're talking on /b/ not writing a dissertation. Why are you trying to sound so eloquent, it comes across as fucking autistic. I hope you don't speak like that too.
>>700182426
I will, thanks.
>>700181321
God damn it why did I laugh at this so hard.
sillicon valley dev 120k, surf the web
>>700182821
Here you go http://www.learn-english-online.org/
>>700182472
yeah but we changed the name, so it doesn't count anymore
/sarcasm
>>700182156
>did nothing but play tourist
>complains about fulfilling all fantasies
Being stupid has a price I guess. An hero already you waste of space.
>>700169371
Corp specialist
Last year 374k after taxes.
Represent a major Med manufacturer when things go wrong, help hospitals fix mistakes, shape policy, train physicians and staff.
Olive Garden cook
$13/hr
The food you pay good money for is shitty trash
>>700169371
Director
25k/year (but business pays for everything in my life and I live very well by any standard)
Family businesses. 220 odd employees, around 60m rev a year between them all. Food retail & technology industries.
>>700179522
The most beatiful bitch ever
Wait a minute ill post sauce an pics
I coach girls gymnastics
20$/hour
Love every minute of it
>>700182917
Never said I didn't understand what you said, you just sound WAY too robotic. Mastering a language also consists of knowing when to speak a certain way and when not to, writing on a Chinese cartoon image board is one of those times you should be writing casual, mate. You know I'm right here too, you fucking autist.
Also, I can clearly speak English. I bet you thought that link was right clever though, didn't you?
Exotic dancer
Last year around 80,000. I'm in a big city.
Dance, teases, and privates pretty much. Best money I've ever been making yet. I also do GFE too on the side for the old cucks. Some weeks I've made up to 4,000 or more
>>700182156
>>700182681
>>700182810
Same here. A bit more self made then the 2 of you sound - but very similar story. Creepily close.
>>700182821
The word 'overtly' was tangentially unnecessary. Haughty vocabulary permeates your musings and divulges an aura of insecure immaturity.
>>700182821
whoops, was meant for
>>700182649
>>700182271
Regarding the "lol minimum repayments", that's how the UK's student loans work. They're an additional, negligable income tax. There is no interest on their loans, and any remaining debt is wiped after 30 years.
Local law Officer
75K/Year
Mainly impound wandering dogs, regulate dogs involved in dog attacks and tell people to mow their lawn.
>>700183137
that's how business works
what's funny is people pay a fortune to learn this simple fact for YEARS at a university, and it often takes them years to do it
>>700183720
>The word 'overtly' was tangentially unnecessary. Haughty vocabulary permeates your musings and divulges an aura of insecure immaturity.
You're trying much to hard now, mate. I feel embarrassed for you.
>>700183801
Why are you redirecting my post? To the same comment nonetheless, lol.
>>700184033
alcohol
>>700180061
depends where you live, the south and midwest have a really cheap standard of living compared to bay area, new york, etc.
>>700182989
it gets boring when you had it all since a little kid
sex, food, drugs, parties, friends, traveling, hobbies, etc... it becomes old
also lot of free time to think makes you wonder how stupid and nonsense life itself is.
I guess chasing the rabbit (call it money or whatever) makes a simpler happier life, than having everything from start.
>>700169371
Software Engineer
$130k / yr
At day job I write software that runs warehouses. Sometimes take on side gigs doing infosec or custom software development that gets me an extra $15k - $50k / yr.
Lots of disposable income for hookers and blow.
>>700169371
line cook
22$ hr
39 640 $ - year pluss over time
around 185 in tips per week
>>700169371
ITT NEETS pretending to have a job and be better than others NEETS
/b/ is pure delusion now you will say you also have beautiful girlfriends
stop the bullshit and kill yourselves don't waste more time!
>>700179522
http://www.busty-legends.com/model/1368/natalie-austin.html
best tits
>>700183903
I know, I also live in the UK.
Last I checked it was 3% + inflation.
Nvm I found a link.
http://www.studentloanrepayment.co.uk/portal/page?_pageid=93,6678755&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL
Also, minimum repayments are fixed at 9% once you break 21k
Assistant/nurse at a doctor clinic that specializes in pediatric/adolescent kinesiology/sports medicine
more than I should but less than i want
Basic stuff like measuring/weighing, checking vitals, get patient ready such as undressing, assisting the doc with w/e needed. such as when doc is with a patient I usually write his notes as he is doing the exam. This time of year we do lots of sports physicals, I fill out the form as it goes along. Some days are nonstop sp's, probably about 20 today. would be the best job if i was pedo but im, not.
>>700169371
Security Guard
$12/hour
Literally just sit there and watch cameras. I get to bring in my laptop and I do the same shit that I do at home.
Drug dealer
~300 bucks a day
Any programmers got any advice for someone starting out? What language should I learn and where should I learn it? Am really interested in getting into it.
>>700185924
is that profit or just what you get by selling the drugs?
>>700180758
Well done to you man, seriously.
Electrician in the UK, tester.
Basic site work ~£20 hour through agencies. Make 'insane' money through an old spark I met who calls me up every few weeks to work with him all over the country at gigs, set up and shut down, ~£1k bonus for showing up, ~£45 an hour, double on weekends lol, but it's hard graft, and it's not guaranteed to happen.
I live near the toon (Newcastle), so I seem alot wealthier than Iam, the north is poorer here.
Jr. Animator
$40k/year
All the grunt work the animators don't wanna do. Cleaning up inbetweens for characters, maybe some background stuff like a kite flying or cars going by. One time they let me put together an animatic though, and that was pretty cool.
Unpaid overtime with the threat of "You'll never work in the industry again" from the boss if I decide not to, as well as not being credited in the final work sucks though.
>>700169371
Researcher
62K
Design experiments to answer medical problems
Life insurance actuary, £75k
>>700179068
fucking yes do it
>>700183720
Rekt
Aeronautical fitter assembler
20k € per year
I wanna die everyday
Student.
Jack shit.
Fuck all.
Radiology Technologist (3rd shift)
68k
Take xrays, ct scans on ER, walk ins, OR, nursery, medsurge working the night shift. It's honest work but it's stressful when shit hits the fan in the ER because if you get hurt, I'm one of the first people you'll see.
>>700186515
All profit. I've been growing weed since I was 16. Got downsized a couple times but never caught.
Hentai artist&grave stonesdesigner
fucking nothing
Portrets of dead people and dickgirls
>>700174547
Which brand?
Pokerstars?
Im a donor service representative. I bring in the donations and organize huge containers of used junk we dont wanna sell
10.33 an hr. Not sure on the yearly salary
Dietary support for a nursing home (essentially, a fancy way of saying I'm a cook who is expected to do a little more)
13.75 per hour, 42 hours per week
I worked towards a degree in engineering, then had an emotional meltdown and burnt a lot of bridges, so that path was closed.
>>700169371
Who is she?
>>700181299
Interesting, can you tell us more about your product?
Air Traffic Controller
110k Euro per year
Mostly tower/approach on a big European airport, sometimes area control
Pretty fun job actually, gets me nice cars and great holidays
>>700190336
Till you get allahu'd
Intern
10/hr
I make video games and sometimes i help kids make video games, currently in dallas on a buisness trip
Offshore commissioning tech.
£132k
Build oil rigs basically.
Software Engineer
$185,000 / year
I write graphics and computational geometry software on a multidisciplinary prototyping team.
>>700169371
25 years old.
£27k ($40k)
Literally do fuck all - market research, make about 5-10 calls a day.
>>700179068
Nice anon any tips for a young sale associate who going to start at a Honda dealership in SoCal?!
>>700170478
California? How many hours per week? How long have you been working at UPS?
>>700183155
That's a very low salary for an alleged director in a multi million dollar company... Your family are screwing you! Or have given you an a non executive title.
Coal miner
Varys majorly depending on overtime and bonus etc
Gives you fags power
Left college to be an Uber driver
$85k/yr
Work mainly in San Francisco/Silicon Valley area. I drive rich people around. Picked up Mark Hamill once.
>>700192631
Gtfo 85k being a bargain basement cabby. Niggers gonna nig i guess
>>700192301
Unless he has stake in the company it doesn't matter what his salary is. CEO's don't even make that much for the same reason.
>>700192929
I got 10k in tips last year. I was planning to be a programmer. Fuck college.
I study but during the summers i work as a dishwasher at a busy restaurant. I make ~15 dollars
>>700179068
Or maybe you're just a huge cock sucker and think your life it top shit, although you just have a slightly above average job.
Japanese used panty packager , ¥300 a week. I also get to keep the leftovers
>>700190336
How long did it take you to be an ATC?
>>700184964
wait people actually tip line cooks??
Full time shit cunt
>>700169371
I write literary fiction, have been published twice, and own two companies that develop software. One helps people study languages better, the other performs intricate market analyses.
I make about 100k a year in salary form the two companies and from the royalties the books net me, and the companies themselves have been determined to be worth about twenty million combined. This is not money I or my partners can spend, of course, until we sell the companies, which I don't plan on doing any time soon.
I have a philosophy BA and Master, learned to code through code academy and by nagging my IT educated room mate at the time, and found a partner that can sell the shit out of anything. He owns a good share of both companies.
I mainly focus on writing nowadays, with the occasional visit to the offices when I'm needed to determine what the product will do in a year from now and how it will look. I'm in control of Product Development and Research, my partner is in control of Sales and Press, and we hired an educated and experienced CEO to do what we couldn't do nearly as good as he does it.
Basically: I think and invent, my partner sells, he runs the businesses every day.
Systems Administrator
70k
Keep IT servers running
Data recovery engineer
212k /y
SysAdmin 70k/yr straight out of college
>>700169371
Tutor
I only charge $10 an hour.
I teach kids the things that our local high school should have been able to teach them, but the school can't.
Maths teacher
£34k/$48k per year
Teach kids maths
>>700173129
I'm taking the exams right now. My current firm pays very, very shitty. Any advice on how to get more $$$ once I get my license?
>>700182076
Pretty much this. I have never made more than 10k a year and I live in a house that I'm planning to buy, have 2 90s cars, a sport bike, a dirt bike, and all kinds of electronics. It's not only about how much you make but how much you spend.
>>700194215
Good on ya
>>700195085
Hey, thanks. They come to me asking about how to take the ACT (yup, I'm in an ACT state) and I can kinda give them a rundown on what it takes for them to get into college. Also, I finally figured out how much of a bitch dyslexia can actually be.
>>700194901
Mmmmmmm sometimes it is about how much you make. No way i could live in denver making 10k a year. I was already making 21k and struggling. My shitty 478sq feet studio for school was 1100 a fucking month.
>>700180758
So this guy is the embodiment of the hypothetical alpha from all those "and basically - you're just fucking stupid!" ads. But for coding and not fucking, I guess.
High volume gas station manager
94k
Manage people - dropped out if college to focus on retail.
>>700183413
Post pics
>>700169371
College student dont really have full time or a part time job and i need to pay my tuition fees so i started a shitty youtube channel with cancerous content and its getting views for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruppXebpTsk
>>700197214
could u faggots give me video ideas?
Videogame developer
6000 a year.
Nope, there's no mistake in the number.
>>700197652
dude what the actual fuck are you homeless?
you could make more with minimum wage
>>700169371
Networking for small companies around our area
78K
Run cables, wires and shit everywhere. Set up routers, patch panels, wall jacks and all shit in between.
>>700197845
you make 78K a year by just installing routers and making basic shit? tahts fucking awesome dude
>>700197303
List-style videos of currently popular subjects which veer into surreal or absurdist territory. Like Overwatch plays which slowly drop in descriptions of unrelated emotionally tumultuous events at an increasing rate, possibly over footage only tangentially connected to the game. Or vaporwave mixes. That trend will be dead in like 6 months, gotta milk it now or never.
Mining Electrical Engineer $197,400 AUD
>>700177647
It's ok anon, if you're happy that's what matters. Don't kill yourself over a job you hate to make money just to buy nice things. In the end you'll still hate your life because you hate what you do.
>>700197652
Good luck with your dream, anon.
>>700197780
well, the thing is, I'm not in America but the central Europe. Our minimum wage here is about 3.6k/year
>>700169371
service station
16.50 /h
not much
>>700197950
Yeah. You don't know until you do it. I just finished a 10 hour shift last night. And my shifts are usually 4-6. We weren't even supposed to be there for 6/10 of those hours. Some lady came by and was like, "Oh yeah, you're installing all of these wires that somebody else wired."
>>700169371
Grocery stocker
Union, Full time with benefits.
$1200 a month
>>700198059
my friend got paid 60 bucks to install windows smh.
>>700169371
Drug dealer
~ 50-150€
Self explanatory
>>700169371
Grad student
500$/month in scholarships (living in a shitty 3rd world country so its fine. also no debts.)
computational science.
>>700198169
How long did that take him?
I get about $30 an hour
>>700197975
vaporwave mixes? really?
>>700169371
cashier
$320 month
drug dealer
around $200 a month
>>700198367
not long but it was a one time thing
>>700169371
No job.
Get a bit less than 2k a month for expenses, leeching off my parents.
>>700169371
Nurse
58k
Watch people die from cancer
19
€18000
Move boxes.
I hate it.
>>700198491
Damn. My grandpa just straight up asked me if I wanted to help him on a job for $600. We did about 5 hours over 3 days and I've just been doing shit with him ever since. He's going to retire soon, so I'm going to help the co-owner out when he leaves, which means I'll be doing a lot more work.
self employed
don't have exact figures but assets are above 3 million
real estate stocks and consulting
>>700198557
sounds like fun
>>700169371
Paralegal
24$ an hour
I do credit repair and credit consulting.
>>700198646
Its a hoot i have worked for the same hospital for 7 years just moved to oncology. I miss the e.r.
>>700169371
Shit IT work for big company to get perks / make high end BDSM equipment.
From both ~$60K (not a yank)
Slack off the IT for good company benefits, make awesome pain tools travel round to fetish events, selling them to filthy fucks and beating and fucking broads.
>>700169371
All position welder.
32 /hr Plus incentive of 5 dollars.
I am a lead hand in the production of freight cars. I basically just make sure all the idiots I work with do their job, fix their mistakes and ensure safety.
Any of you fagboats playing this?
>>700180061
After rent and simple necessities, I'm left with about $15-20k a year. That's more than enough to do whatever I want. Once I move in with my girlfriend, we'll save on rent and we'll have about 40k each year to spend together. At my age, and considering it's my first job (I'm the PhD student), it's not too bad.
Not every place in the US is expensive. Also, not everyone posting here lives in the US. Just sayin'.
>>700198557
>Watch people die from cancer
How long did it take for you to become cynical and jaded? I lasted 3 years.
>>700198817
how depressing is it?
sysadmin
40k€
>Trustfag
>50k
>Bike everyday and C.A.D courses
I'm a worthless piece of shit and I love it.
Software Engineer
~100k €
Zurich, Switzerland
>major in film and audiovisual studies because people tell you to follow your dreams
>be jobless
I chose the meme life.
Aeronautical Engineer
$140k last year
I make shit fly.
>>700199060
6 years in e.r. 1 in oncology. Its mostly that we treat people who are just endstage and had very little early intervention. We in da hood.
>>700169371
18
10.50 an hour
gas station clerk
Barista for the National Trust
£7.20/hour (Usually work about 30 hours per week, so about £864/month)
Make coffee, serve customers, occasional washing up, some food prep.
>>700199077
Very
>>700199813
doing gods work tho. All of my respect.
>>700197214
well its not complete shit
Personal Care Aid
600 every two weeks also depends on extra days I take
Wipe old people's asses and general care for them, we help them die happy.
Physiotherapist in Aus.
Make $85000 a year at the moment.
Hard as fuck work and long hours. Need to work for myself but too scared to try.
>>700199612
Depends on what you do with it and the contacts you keep from school.
I majored in illustration and didn't get work until a year after I graduated. I worked a retail job and for my friend on the side. Then made a poster for shits that got noticed and got a paid internship that lead to work as an artist in vidya.
Follow your dreams, but don't be a dumbass and think it'll all just fall into place while you do nothing. You've gotta make a bunch of stuff on your own, not even necessarily good stuff, before people will even look at you in the art/entertainment industry.
>>700170381
I work security and that's basically my routine.
No cameras to use, and there's already a guard for the bottom floors and outside of the building.
Just play hearthstone, or games on my laptop and use my cell to watch porn. Once In. a. Blue moon shit actually happens.
Otherwise I collect 17/hr and have weekends off. Just have to be awake at night sucks for after work social life.
>>700199940
If you say so, i do a nurses work. I live in a depressed area where chem manufacturing happened for decades. We have cancer in the ground so to speak
>>700169371
Software Development Manager
117k
I guard my developers from bullshit that would otherwise get thrown their way. I also still get to write code.
Warehouse monkey. 52k/year
>>700169371
Part owner and full operator of an underground utility company in a major US city. We maintain existing and build new underground electric systems. I oversee 8 to 10 jobs a day, schedule and staff all jobs order stock etc.
Last year with bonuses about 125k
