new fluffy thread old one got derailed
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new fluffy thread old one got derailed
there ya go
>>700164989
>>700165757
Shoulda saved that for the OP m8
>>700166199
I meant to link OP with it too but I failed hideously.
Whelp this one got derailed aswell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz-ivWFVWmw
fluffy of sorts
>>700166560
To oppose us is blasphemy, it will not go unanswered.
>>700166434
Oh. Fair enough
>>700166819
Fuck off with the ultrafaggots shit Randy
>>700167062
Imperial Fists, then?
>>700167062
what would a bug like you know, anyways?
>>700167062
ment for
>>700166834
>>700167244
I don't know, civilian. Now check your dubs
This went downhill fast
>>700166819
I'll give you a cheeseburger to suck my dick
>>700168067
To your knees, none stand before His might.
>>700168274
youre being fucky mike
>>700168274
You're being fucky Mike
>>700168576
fuck you mrs bones!
>>700168691
DON'T BELIEVE HIM, HE'S A DIRTY MEME THIEF
>>700168576
You're full of shit skelington
>>700168881
holy fuck mrs bones!!!
>>700164676
bonzai flkuffy
>>700168881
Eat shit and die skeletron
>>700169208
I fucked the bunny
>>700169459
FUCK OUTTA HERE, RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE
>>700169412
Why man? Why'd you do it?
fluffy threads are the most degenerate threads on /b/
thank you glorious God Emperor
>>700169745
>>700169625
Fuck off, this is now a skeletons only thread
![tumblr_static_dancing_tophat_skeleton_t[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/q8SCm3r.png "tumblr_static_dancing_tophat_skeleton_t[1].png")
>>700169459
who did this one again?
>>700169986
Fixed
>>700164676
Keep posting OP, I've always enjoyed a good fluffy thread. I don't have any myself since I haven't browsed /b/ in 5 years
Thank mr skeltal
![Human-Skeleton-11-500x375[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/c3YNpV1.png "Human-Skeleton-11-500x375[1].png")
>>700170657
thank mr skeltal
>>700170657
>>700170657
Thanks Mr Skeltal
Wheel skeleton is best skeleton
>>700171584
SKELYTUNS ONLY
>>700172110
>>700172094
>>700172222
QUADS
>>700172222
WITNESSED
>>700172547
FUCKING FEMINISTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wonder when this will become a bankable offense. All it is is pony bullshit guised under abuse and it's cancer
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>>700172888
TRIPS
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>>700173339
>>700172743
Brothers, to partake in our crusade is to be immortal.
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>>700173491
[Intense rattling]
The only acceptable Ultra Marines are Captain Titus and Veteran Sergeant Sidonus. I will stab you in the clitoris if yoi think otherwise
>>700173491
PRAISE THE HOLY CHAIR MAN. HE DOES WICKED COOL THINGS
>>700173873
2spooky4u
>>700174028
"Let each Space Marine remember that all were once mewling babies, defenseless and small in an ancient and terrible galaxy. Every day that we fight as superhuman warriors without peer is a gift from the Emperor of Mankind, and we are forever in His debt." - Humble Supplication
>>700174297
k
You can tell these people have no life if their really not going to derail the trap threads but waste their time with this Bullshit.
>>700168691
This fag still hasn't returned my pepes
>>700174569
Your behavior is a threat to mankind. Their behavior does not wish harm upon others. You are degenerates and heretics, you will be purged.
I arrived at Nine Palms with nine of my cohorts for combat medic training. Master Sergeant introduced us to the fluffy pool today, from which our allotment of victims will be selected. They're all feral of course because the Marine Corps sourced them from the lowest bidder, and that's probably some sub-sub-subcontractor with a pickup truck. I never saw so many fluffies in my life. There must have been four hundred of them in a pen the size of a football field. We got to walk among them today. Most of them were furballs the size of a watermelon, some were bigger obviously pregnant females, a few were juveniles. All of them were excited to see us and asked if we were their New Mommee or Nu Daddee. None of us said anything, I think we all felt too weird about it, knowing that over the next two weeks we'd be doing our best to keep all of them from dying, and that most if not all of them would die horribly anyway. I petted one that nuzzled my boot. Master Sergeant told us afterward that today they were going to get their favorite food, spaghetti, and that that eating spaghetti and playing together tonight would probably be the last good time any of them would have.
>>700174843
DAY TWO: After PT and breakfast we assembled in the lecture hall at 0800. Doctor Chu, the physician in charge, told us that each of us would be assigned an allotment of forty (40) fluffies for the coming exercises. She explained that each of us would have to keep the fluffy alive through each exercise and that we would be scored not only on the condition of the fluffy after our time was up but on how well we evaluated our own performance. A combat medic has to know their own abilities, she said, in order to be confident of them on the battlefield. There would be ten exercises and each exercise would be awarded a maximum of three points. We needed a total of twenty points to pass. She warned us that we could expect some exercises to be an easy three points that some exercises were so hard that most of us would be awarded no points, and so we should never take a point for granted.
>>700174755
Hes got a point though, trap threads are shit
>>700174974
Master Sergeant then led us back to the pens. Each of us was assigned an ear tagger, similar to a cattle ear tagger only smaller, and forty tags, each with our assigned letter (mine was "G") and a number (1-40). Our job was to tag forty fluffies, including at least one pregnant female, for us to use over the next few weeks. This turned out to be harder than we thought. At first the fluffies all came up to us expecting nummies and huggies and petties, but Alvarez tagged the first one and it let out a SCREEEEEEEEEEEE that sent the others into a blind shitting pissing panic. The smell was unbelievably horrible and the noise of four hundred screaming for no hurties was deafening. Most of them ran to the other end of the field. A few were foolhardy "smawties" and stood their ground with us at first, but when we tried to catch one it would run as fast as it could (surprisingly fast for a watermelon with stumpy legs) and we had to catch it before it hurt itself or trampled another. Once we caught one it would scream louder than a fire alarm and evacuate, often soaking our uniform with urine and feces. We put the ear tag on, which only made it scream louder, and then after we put them down they would sob about huwty hear place and why stoopid hoomie huwt powr fwuffies. It wasn't a physically demanding task but it was emotionally draining. I think most of us didn't expect that fluffies were basically retarded toddlers.
Threads dead. GG /b/
>>700175019
DAY THREE: First exercise - bleeding wounds. The most common cause of death in combat is blood loss. The first, most important thing to do as a combat medic is to stop the bleeding. After breakfast we were assigned to a surgical theater with ten stainless steel tables and ten field medical kits. The Master Sergeant explained that today our fluffies were going to bleed to death and that our jobs were to keep our fluffy alive for as long as possible. We would be awarded a point for keeping our fluffy alive two minutes, another point for four minutes, and a final point for six minutes. Master Sergeant warned us that a fluffy with a severed major artery would, due to panic and weak survival instincts, bleed out and die in less than sixty seconds without treatment.
>>700174985
They are, but at least they don't compare their fetish to this when they get raided.
This is a moral issue, you cannot compare them to trap threads.
>>700175075
Ten handlers brought in one fluffy each, putting on the table before us the fluffy marked with our letter and the number one. They didn't make much noise at first, a few were crying and a couple asked for nibble, until the volunteers started strapping them to the cold stainless steel tables. Then the noise became a nearly unbearable chorus of "nu wike tabwe, tabwe cowd, need huggies, bad hooman."
Then the Master Sergeant started bellowing orders. "Atten-HUT!" And we all came to attention.
"HANDLERS, PRESENT ARMS!" Each volunteer drew their combat knife. The fluffies screamed even louder, "NUUUU NU HURTIES BAD HOOMIES"
"HANDLERS, ON MY ORDER, YOU WILL USE YOUR COMBAT KNIFE TO CUT THE FEMORAL ARTERY OF THE SUBJECT IN FRONT OF YOU. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?"
The handlers said in unison, "AYE MASTER SERGEANT."
"TRAINEES, AFTER THE HANDLERS HAVE CUT THE FEMORAL ARTERY OF YOUR SUBJECT, YOU MAY BEGIN TREATMENT. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?"
I and the other trainees replied, "AYE MASTER SERGEANT!"
"HANDLERS, PROCEED CUTTING!"
At that the handlers attacked the fluffies, cutting through the flesh of the rear leg to sever the femoral artery. The fluffies struggled and screatched and screamed "NU MAKE OWIES STOOPID MONSTA HOOMIE"
>fluffies
>40k
Thread delivers
>>700175197
I got to work on mine immediately, and I had just enough time to get the instant tourniquet out before it had already bled out at least 100ccs of blood all over the table. Fucking thing just kept struggling and panicking, which made its blood pressure spike, which made the bleeding worse. I got the instant tourniquet around its leg and started winding it tighter, and as I tightened it the fluffy screeched so hard as I nearly went deaf. But at least the bleeding slowed down. I got out the disinfectant and spray bandage. The little shit wouldn't stop thrashing around and so I had to put my weight on its body to stop the thrashing (and it screamed MEAN HOOMIES MAKE HUWTIES STOOPID HOOMIES) while holding the leg still with one hand so I could apply the disinfectant with the other. All the while it was still screaming, BAD HOOMIES MAKE HUWTIES WHY MAKE HUWTIES FWUFFY HATE HOOMIES, even as I applied the spray bandage that finally stopped the bleeding. Time, 26 seconds.
ITT newfags get triggered by ponies and not traps.
/B/ is definitely the home of millennials these days
>>700175234
Master Seargent came by my table, said, "good work trainee," and motioned to the handler. The handler pulled out his knife and rammed it through the front right leg of my fluffy, which sprayed shit and piss all over me as it howled and thrashed in pain, screaming EEEEEEEE NUUUUUU BAD HOOMIE MAKE HUWTIES WHY MAKE HUWTIES WHYYYYYYY. The handler then twisted the blade and yanked it back out. Master Seargent just looked smug.
FUCK. Got out another instant tourniquet. This time the bleeding was more profuse because the wound was through-and-through. The little fucker kept thrashing and struggling against me and screaming in my ear as I tightened the tourniquet/applied the spray disinfectant/packed the wound with gauze.
I knew there were no major organs damaged but there might have been deep muscle damage or even a broken bone, still those would have to be evaluated later. I applied spray bandage to both openings and then held the leg in place with my right arm (careful not to get the fluffy's own shit in the wound) while wrapping the whole thing carefully in a sterile gauze with my left. I was breathing heavily and nearly exhausted When I was done. I looked at the clock. One hundred and eight seconds had passed.
>>700174755
>calls me heretic
>wants to purge me.
You sir are a fucking moron. If you really care more about fictional little pieces of shits getting hurt and killed more than the people and animals being murdered and hurt everyday than IDK what to tell you. But you sir are what's wrong with this fucking planet. An hero plz.
>>700175302
To my left I heard Chong scream "NO NO NO YOU LITTLE SHIT" as his fluffy fell silent. That sent the rest of our fluffies into a fresher, more intense panic. "NO FOWEVA SWEEPIES NO WAN FOWEVA SWEEPIES"
Master Sergent noticed that I was resting. "HANDLER! GIVE FLUFFY ONE-GEE A FRESH WOUND."
The handler next to me replied, "AYE MASTER SERGEANT!" He then drew his knife and stabbed my fluffy in the abdomen, making it scream anew while he cut my fluffy open from just below the ribcage to the pelvis. Intestines fell out of the fluffy to the floor. "EEEEEEEEE WOWST HUWTIES BAD HOOMAN MAKE HUWTIE SKETTIES"
>>700175398
FUCK FUCK FUCK. I gathered up the intestines --- I couldn't tell if they were perforated or not because the whole theater smelled like shit already --- and applied spray disinfectant. The fluffy kept screaming and thrashing, and I had to hold the fucking thing still while I stuffed its intestines back into its abdominal cavity. There was blood everywhere of course, and the fluffy took a break from screaming to puke, which told me that it was suffering hypovolemia. I had to act quickly. I pushed against the restraints to turn it over so I had better access to the wound. Just as I heard the Master Sergeant yell TWO MINUTES I got the last of the intestines back in. I applied another course of spray disinfectant to the wound before I got out the hemoscope. The hemoscope is like a special flashlight that makes blood glow bright florescent green, which is very useful for detecting additional bleeds. I found a couple that I patched up with spray bandage, checked again, and then placed the suture machine against the top of the wound. The suture machine used a little needle and thread to sew the wound shut. In theory it would do it all on its own but in practice I had to watch it carefully to make sure it actually followed the path of the wound. I could hear marines cursing around me as their fluffies went silent and expired. It was quieter now, which wasn't saying much considering how much a wounded fluffy screams.
>>700175462
By the time I was done with that wound, I was a bloody, piss-and-shit covered mess, and my fluffy was still seething with hatred for me and the rest of the human race. I checked the time and one hundred and eighty three minutes had passed.
Well, at that point, Master Sergeant decided that I needed a challenge. He ordered my fluffy's handler to hold the fluffy down with both hands, and while the fluffy screamed NUUUU NUUU NUUU MOW HUWTIES the Master Sergeant took out a saw and started cutting through the thing's lower jaw. It screamed EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE at first but then just started making gurgling noises as Master Sergeant sawed clean through the teeth and bone. He then cut away the rest with his knife and threw it on the floor.
"STOP THE BLEEDING TRAINEE," he yelled.
I did my best to apply a compress of sterile gauze, but the little fucker wouldn't stop thrashing around long enough for clotting to take effect. Eventually the thrashing slowed down, but by then it was too late. It mewed pathetically, and the light dimmed from its eyes. My fluffy expired after two hundred and ten seconds. I collapsed to the shit-piss-blood-pooled floor a shaking, nasty, exhausted mess.
In the end, most of us made it past two minutes, but only one of us made it past four. We stumbled back to our quarters, completely spent, our training day over, having watched ten fluffies bleed to death under often horrific circumstances despite our best efforts. My only comfort today is that this will make it easier to treat a human being when the time comes.
>>700175306
Who the fuck do you think people are going to beat the shit out of first?
The guy with the dick dressed as a girl in public?
Or the guy skinning the animal?
YOU sir are a fucking moron.
>>700175164
A moral issue? So than traps would also be morally wrong since their all faggots and you sir just ducked up your own defense. you fucking quack up.
>>700175717
But who ever said I would skin a fucking animal let alone hurt one? I love animals you waste of space shit fuck but these fluffys are just fictional characters and aren't even fucking real. You guys need to stop bitching. You sound like all those people who say video games and anime make people killers and shit. Go kill yourself.
>>700176288
I just like posting skeletons
>>700176288
So you just like senseless abuse?
>you waste of space shit fuck
>go kill yourself
>getting this mad over fictional characters
You know you have to be 18 to use this site, right? There are plenty of other ways to let out your teenage angst.
>>700176685
>assumes I'm a teenager.
>been on this site planet longer than this faggot.
This dudes pissed guys. My job here is done.
CAN YOU ALL STOP BEING A BUNDLE OF DONGS AND LET THIS THREAD DIE?!
We can shitpost the next one
>>700170537
Who wouldn't be a slut for mung daal?
>>700177096
Oh, it was just the kind of response I would expect from a 13 year old just discovering he can swear on the internet without getting in trouble with his parents. Now let the thread die along with your fucking fetish, k?
This thread ain't dead yet. Because Fuck you that's why
>>700169696
kek
>>700177340
OK just cause you want the last word. <3
Don't let this thread die yet keep it as a reminder to the trap lover that he's a faggot.
Bump
>>700164676
What is fluffy thraed? Am I supposed to jerk off to these or feel happy seeing these cartoons get abused?
>>700177921
>>700177785
>STOP ASSUMING WE'RE TEENAGERS
>haha, he's raiding us instead of the trap threads, he's obviously a trap lover.
>assuming I go to trap threads
Are you kids even fucking trying at this point?
>>700178220
>assuming, assuming, assuming.
Shut up already you both sound like idiots.
>>700177785
>>700179294
All you fluffy bros, move to new thread!
>>700179294
Move here
>>700169696
dat ass, and they like to fuck common, once spring rolled around she lived attached to my cock
