Round 3 of poorly describe an anime in 4 lines.
>George Washington
>terrorism
>initials
>mmmeeeeoooowwwww!
>We built a wall to make the world great again
>Worked, for a while
>Lots of death
>Steampunk Spiderman saves the day
>>700162697
Attack on Titan
>>700162814
I guess it was too easy, eh?
>>700162697
Aot
Repost cause nobody got it
>Needs money
>Looks like is gonna get a bunch, but barely scrapes by
>Manly tears
>Rinse and repeat
>>700162465
>am I the only one that noticed the logo says Cock & not glock?
>>700163473
noragami?
>>700162465
One piece
>meet girl
>get powers
>shenanigans occur
>will continue until the last syllable of recorded time
>>700163959
Nah. Here's a tip
>awesome narrator
>demons
>retarded feckless girl
>molestable little squirrel kid
>I SECRETLY WANT TO BE AS GOOD AS MY DADDY WANTS ME TO BE
>>700162465
>bike faggot attacks children
>bike faggot attacks lesser children
>bike faggot gets attacked by friends
>bike faggot is gotten rid of by all powerful faggot child
>crossdressing girl
>male whores in a love triangle
>twincest
>shota whom everyone watching secretly wants to put their penis in
>>700164357
inuyasha
>>700163473
Space Dandy.
>>700164023
Bleach
>>700164535
Re:zero?
>>700162697
Nice.
>>700164521
Akira?
>>700164737
nuh nuh, try again :3
>>700164803
Yes.
>>700164521
Akira
>AHHHHHHHH
>[AHHHHHHHHHHH INTENSIFIES]
>destroy half of or entire planet
>repeat
>>700164560
Correct!
>ocean
>tentacle porn
>wage slavery
>attempted domination of the human race
>>700164932
Dragon Ball Z
>socially awkward
>outcasts in a house
>aquatic creature looks like a hat with strings
>he's a she
>>700162465
>Todokete
>Setsunasa
>Ni
>Wa
>>700165055
it was too easy
hard mode enabled
>loser has spaghetti in pockets
>meet harem of grills who want the D
>unlock true potential within self
>save the day and still be too beta to get grill
>>700164535
Highschool host club?
>space
>rock and roll
>retarded child
>mutant crustacean
>>700165324
FUCK how did I not think of that. Not op but I bet you're right
>>700164565
Not what I was going for, but it fits
>>700165324
>>700165641
Correct!
>interdimensional protista
>anachronism
>cigarettes
>holy shit people are like dying for no reason in every episode
>>700163473
LMS?
>guitars
>boy
>girl
>eyebrows
>>700165721
Cowboy Bebop?...
>>700165861
Nope
>businessman
>I'm on a boat
>gets really fucking political end of season 1
>>700165075
>>700164953
squid girl?
>>700165879
foolycooly way way too ez
>>700165879
Flcl
>>700166113
>>700166191
mai nigaz
>>700166113
>>700166191
was it the eyebrows? I knew it'd be too easy.
>>700165942
Also fits, shit I was too vague, I'll try again in a wildly different way
>Almost gets fucked for life on a boat, then a tall building, then underground, then at a cassino
>manly tears
>best narrator
>zawa
>superbitch escapes
>animated cp happens
>smaller superbitch comes for a fight
>Shit dies
>>700166350
I have no clue what you're talking about if that's the case.
I don't watch that much anime anyway, I was sort of flying blind when I came in here. I'm a fucking normie hiding amongst professional kissanime goers.
>>700166062
on
>>700165075
nope
Here's 4 more
>Mom died
>being pretty isn't so bad
>be yourself
>princess
>>700166310
I was waiti g for some one to post this, but yeah it was kinda the eye brows
>>700166350
Fuckin Black Lagoon?
>>700165852
gantz?
>>700166622
that is not fucking gantz
>live in a nice crib with 3 other homies
>Sun looks like a baby
>Sun is a baby
>House is custard
>>700166438
Elfen Lied?
>>700166580
Man its always the eyebrows, should have said dog
>>700166596
Holy shit, I was thinking that too.
>>700166747
teletubbies?!
>>700166798
Thank the gods someone got this.
You get a gold star bro.
>golden bat
>skates
>toy dog
>mushroom cloud
C'mon guise
>>700166569
bumping
>>700166928
too easy
>>700167016
wrong, Too Easy isn't the anime.
>post apocalyptic
>seven scars
>manly as fuck
>walked a building in half(yes walked)
>>700167016
Paranoia Agent
>>700166912
I only know because I did Elfen Lied in the last thread myself. It was
>girl is horny
>girl is kidnapped by gubment
>girl meets boy
>diapers in the manga
>>700166596
>>700166887
Cmon really, has no one watched this?
>riots
>Allah ackbar
>don't shoot the grill
>shoots grill
>Superpower fruit
>Pirate
>88383882828181881 episodes
>Trying to find Juan's secret pizza formula for 1 piece
>>700167091
hokuto no ken
>nignog in Whitehouse
>>700167176
Two Bits
>>700167107
there you go :D
>>700167176
>superpower fruit
One piece
>>700167248
real life
> girl gets computer
> ??????????????
> ??????????????
> girl becomes god
>>700167248
Cory in a blouse?
>>700167248
Otsomatsu-san
>ibelieveicanfly.mp3
>rollerskates
>skinny jeans
>tits
>>700167176
Single fraction
>>700167327
lain chan
>>700167327
Too easy. Lain.
>Dude, Where's My Body.mov
>tfw not allowed to boner
>Genetically enhanced assassins and shit
>Must fix my friends' feels, so they can stop the end of the world
>>700167224
Correct, but you are already dead.
>>700167328
Winwar!
>>700165879
what about "eye brows"?
>be cynical af
>suicide into train with old friend
>wake up in a room with yakuza
>cosplay?
>space
>choo choo
>stars
>choo choos with guns
>>700167394
Air Gear
>>700167456
Ayyeeee
>school setting
>slice of life
>cute anime girls
>doing cute things
>>700166622
Nah, I'll just say it since I don't think people will get it. Mushishi.
>>700162465
Code Geass.
Fuckin easy, can't believe no one's got it yet
>>700165075
bumping, what is it?
>elementary school
>spooky things are afoot
>who you gonna call
>English voice actors couldn't have given less of a shit
>>700167621
GHOST STORIES!
>>700167621
Ghost stories
>>700167469
Gantz
>>700162465
>Fucking trash
>Fucking trash
>Fucking trash
>Fucking trash
this is a tough one
>restaurants
>road insertions
>entering a pool
>>700165258
thats like 20 different animes
>City is on fire
>aunt's a bitch, time to live in a cave
>please don't die lil sis
>have some candy, big bro will make it all ok
>>700166928
paranoia agent again...way to easy man.
>>700167728
SAO
>fucking cards
>>700167544
TRIGUN
>>700165258
Evangelion
>afro
>disgusting nose that needs trimming from the inside
>state enforced alopecia
>jelly man
I dig the stippling!
>Government section fucking with government section fucking with government section
>Gun porn
>Absolutely cute A.I. tanks
>Myvisionisaugmented.jpg
>>700167811
Uno, the niggers of the deep?
>>700167795
Correct
Bobobobobobobobobob
>>700167872
>>700167728
Evangelion?
>faggot go to city
>masturbates on coma girl
>everybrody dies
>still a faggot
>>700167879
Chikin bones?
>kid who looks like a grown as man in highschool
>ghosts/spirits
>oda oda oda oda oda
>steam rollers
>>700167133
Really
Okay one more hint
>son u are wolf now
>ancient prophecy
>magic
>crazy hair
>transforming midget
>Just walking thru the mountains
>Hi lil boy, lil dog
>Wtf this white dude speaks mandarin?
>Keep your meds, the pain makes me feel alive
>three characters
>samurai
>>700167879
gits
>>700167899
dont you say correct youre not me.
>>700167795
correct, from the actual poster
>>700167853
nope :(
try again!
>>700168008
Obviously keeping it up with the Kardashians
>>700167998
JJBA
>oda
>>700168086
samurai champloo
>>700167879
ghost in the shell
>>700167950
that sounds like an anime name so yes also correct
>>700167544
Battleship yamamato?
TTGL?
>>700166350
I'll keep giving hinrs until someone gets this shit
>A lot of gambling, but almost never with stuff that exists irl
>>700167938
correctomundo!
>adorable magical shota boy
>tree girl
>YOU KILLED MY DAD
>12 year old angst ensues.
>no samurai
>girl is like why no samurai
>rice
>fuckin robots
>punch
>death
>>700168158
Thought it would have been steam roller but yes
>>700168086
>>700168086
Ninja Champagne
>>700168123
>>700168179
my dudes
>>700167993
wut
>>700168024
zenki?
>>700168212
savage
>>700167544
Galaxy Express 999
>>700168129
What if I am you tho
>>700168344
Nope
>>700168232
It's like gundam but with trains, it's worth a watch and is much better than it sounds.
>10 years old & nowhere to go
>Rat is friend
>Mug children with rat
>Beat up the wilderness with rat
>>700168318
OPM
>>700168318
Wan pawch man
>>700168436
Pokemon for the 3rd time
>>700168420
The art reminds me of Interstellar 5555
>>700167561
>Literally every shoujo anime ever
I think I'll guess Lucky Star.
>>700168420
Fuck, i said 999. I knew it was from Leijiverse.
>>700168318
Single slap chap
>>700168318
opm
>>700168333
correct the chekt
its hard to be clever when doing this.
>Fast Food
>Satan
>No Money
I got a tough one
>sex is bad
>girl is tired of sex being bad
>it's not the protag's lucky day
>love nector joke
>>700163473
Golden Boy?
>>700168550
Nope, Ratatouille
>>700168387
In a way, yes. Galaxy Express 999 was the original. I just thought most people would know Galaxy Railways more.
>>700168420
>>700168655
The devil is a part timer, also check'd
>are you ok?
>come on come on
>get serious
>busta wolf
>>700168552
agreed hahahaaha
Just make them blue
>>700166350
Cmoooon someone, please!
>MC has a long pointy nose
Frankenstein
Doctor
pastafarian
all crazy shit
This might be the hardest one I can think of so there are 5
>thousands of episodes
>feuding families
>amnesia
>man with eyepatch
>OMG everyone is drunk and stupid
>samurai
>ancient technique
>get arm chopped off
>revenge with one arm
>>700168722
Yeah love it. I love all Leiji stuff. Awesome pull, /bro.
>>700168828
Pinocchio?
>>700168530
>>700168535
>>700168620
>>700168642
all iz ez
correct
>only
>one
>punch
>required
>Psychotic furry children
>acquire real life fur things they want to yiff with
>tears
>angst
>>700168714
>10 year old
>Ratatouille
nope
>space
>girl with eye patch dies
>find space treasure
>>700168988
Two and a half punch robot man?
>>700166350
DBZ
>>700169036
No u
>>700168828
Is his name in the title? I vaguely remember watching something like this but i can't remember the name. Is he a thief or something that changes after he gets on the boat?
>>700168264
Nobody? Someone take a guess
>>700168935
Finally! Yes
>>700168854
gintama?
>>700168038
>>700167750
Were these really that hard?? Ffs, disappointment triggered.
>>700169083
Holy shit
How did anyone guess that
>>700168988
Two tap trap
>>700168024
Fine, one more to give it away
>epic duels
>>700168854
If any /b/ros get this, I'll shit a brick
>>700169268
Lol sorry,no.
>western
>cyborg alien cowboy
>love and peace
>>700168920
It's worth a watch then! Glad I introduced you to something new yet familiar!
Here's one
>robot people infected with virus
>she wears black
>lives in domes
>investigates murders and finds out government secrets
Animation is top notch in this one too.
>>700169388
Trigun
>>700169329
Yugay- oh?
>>700169388
trigun
>>700166350
Lupin??
>>700169248
sakura wars
>>700169329
Fairy Tail? Or Yu-Gi-Oh? Those are my guesses. I'm saving you time by guessing two instead of one.
>be in gang with best friend
>best friends leads crime syndicate
>gets killed by best friend
>become undead killing machine
>>700169264
not a animuh
>>700169388
Triple firearms
>>700168828
Lupin?
>>700166350
Last hint, I'll just say it if no one gets it still
>Rock, paper, scissors, but with cards.
Guys what's that anime about the rubber guy named monkey man? Oh he also has a grass hat
>>700169388
Trigun
>>700169448
Armitage?
Young teen is forced inside of his mother by his father to save the world.
>>700168258
One more hint
>retardedly big hat.
>Kid can't surf
>Giant robot
>Kid can surf
>Becomes rebel because cute girl
>Rebels fuck around and do nothing for a while
>Discover girl is ayyyy lmao
>Everyone's getting wreck by ayyyy lmao's
>Hitler blows up the ayyyy lmao hive
>ayyyy lmao girl goes full ayyyy lmao
>Kid surfs without a surfboard and saves the ayyyy lmao's and girl.
>MOON
>>700169029
Digimon tamers
>>700169580
Is it fuckin' Yugioh?
>>700169534
i play this in ps2
cant remember
>>700169383
Sazae-san
>>700169602
Bleach
>>700169671
Get in your mother shinji.
>>700169730
Eureka 7...things are getting repetitive.
>>700169752
Gungrave
im a pro
>>700168854
One more hint
>not actually anime
like I said, I will shit a brick and spit out my coffee if someone gets it. It's not a show b would watch, probably
>red haired loli
>carries guns
>>700169833
Lol isn't that the stuff that is like alcohol?
>>700168395
then i'd probably suck your dick
>Young boy
>Forced inside mother by his father
>Saves the world. Well kinda?
>>700169383
It has to be sazae-san...
>>700169905
fuck off retard.
>>700166057
Black Lagoon?
>>700169648
nope
>Global disaster in the past
>government virus infected andriods
>Regain memories of immigrant
>Humans grown in external wombs
>>700169931
Correct. Your parents probably have some. Consider drinking some when they're away. You deserve a drink for being so smart.
>>700169752
>>700169863
hood job surprise some people know it, love the games
police girl die
police girl "live"
big tits
god save the queen
>>700169768
Nope, see
>>700169905
>>700169984
nuh uh you fuck off bruh, ill tell the teacher on you
>>700169905
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack?
>>700169994
matrix
>>700170061
Hellsing
>>700167133
Well fuck do any of you have taste? Nobody knows this?
>suits with red eyes
>infinite ammo
>>700170061
Hellsing. I'd even say Hellsing Abridged.
Come on, man.
>>700170034
Are you sure I don't think I'm at the legal age I don't want to be a illegal immigrant. I thinks that what it's called
>>700170061
Heavenscreech. JK. Hellsing.
>>700169905
>thousands of episodes
The Simpsons.
>>700166350
C'mon ppl, it's Kaiji. Go watch Kaiji it's fucking great
>>700170118
>>700170262
closer, think NBC and stuff your mom might like to watch
>>700168659
love nectar made it ez
shimoneta
>>700169495
one last one
>needs them to save village
>>700170200
Oh lol I got double of the same numbers! Yesssssssss
>>700170200
I mean, sure, if you don't want to be one of the cool kids.
You know, it's really only illegal if you're caught.
>>700169994
not quite :(
Here it is!
>Space Ebola
>Genitals on head
>Singing
>Mech battles
>Boy whines about everything.
>Surrounded by chicks.
>Awesome father
>Thrust into scenario most guys would be thrilled to have and whines more.
>>700167750
grave of the fireflies. made me cry.
>>700167728
Game of Thrones?
>>700170307
Grey's Anatomy
>bananas
>time travel
>bananas
>bananas
sex
demons
fight
more sex
>>700169962
For the 10000th time
Eva
>>700170384
Attack on Titan
>>700170076
Wtf else can it be then? It's not an anime at all, or just originally a manga? Ffs, you win on giving a shirty description, kudos.
>>700170346
Is it true that when your skin is black you are illegal and cursed?
>>700170120
see
>>700170368
>>700170384
tenchi muyo
>>700170307
But NBC doesn't show gay porn.
Regardless, you're talking about a Soap Opera. I'ma take a blind stab and say, "All My Children?"
>>700170415
fucking this. thank you
>be greatest hacker in world
>loli crush on little sister figure, every goddamn episode
>destroy governments and save world from shit-tier laptop
>broke as fuck because I get paid in retro hardware
>>700170492
Yes. It's called the Curse of the Roody-poo.
Those afflicted are commonly called Niggers.
>>700162465
>Propane
>Bwaaaaaah
>Conspiracies
>Mega-lo-mart
>>700170576
no game no life