Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Shizuru get
still here
>>700161956
Bayonetta... Don't get me started Jesus Christ ;w;
I just started to get good at a certain combo, and the rest was history. I wanna learn Lucina though. What do you play it on?.
>>700162007
Whaaaat~?
>>700162047
Oh you!
>hehe
>>700162047
Clap clap clap?
>>700162213
>Shizune chair scene
>Hnnnnng
Claimed, no trollerino
>>700162213 (Lily)
>Do Lilly
>Again and again
>
Yuno has yukki tied to a chair and is feeding him and talking like a mommy my heart uh it cant handle much more sen help
>>700161759
claerly we have very diffrent tastes how could you not like yandere insane strong relateble hot and scary covered in blood over-loving would never leave you whats not to love uandere is only dere just like my moma esdeath she is also yandere <3
Claimu
>>700161596 (Esdeath)
Oh, Nui?
She's the Grand Couturier of REVOCS a company that makes Life Fiber clothing.
She lost her eye in a fight with Isshin Matoi when he was developing a weapon that could hurt her and anything Life Fiber related, she took half of that weapon before running off and killing him.
She's deadly but extremely adorable, she gets what she wants and nobody can stop her.
Just realised that I kinda look like my waifu...
Except I have black hair, and Brown eyes
I totally forgot about this
Prev thread: >>700151737
>>700160337
Stick him in a barrel with the hosepipe on him.
>>700160874
It's one of those what can you do situations. You gotta move on in life, but do you really want to? Probably not. You're right though, much more freedom and yeah simple was the best,
>>700161058
Will do m8! Been a calm night.
>>700161076
Nothing weird, seems more intriguing than anything else.
>>700161473
Nah I knew that, remember the puzzles being a bitch. Talking about the shanty. It was ok, need a hood at all times though.
Im thinking I should play a game before my pathfinder night.
Yozora claimed.
What's up y'all?
>>700162694
-____-
>>700162706
Yes, I'm clapping for you
^_^
>>700162994
On the bus home
>>700162763
>Fuckable then.
>>700162779
I never put that.
>>700162987
Pathfinder?
>>700162453
>claimed
>>700161058
Thank you. I'm hoping to be painted my usual tan shade by the end of next week. I've played Overwatch once, I think, because I was made to. I really am terrible at video games. Is that Prinz with a tilde, or was that for added effect?
>>700161473
That's very true. I don't ever seem to meet the same people on /lit/, though. No avatarfagging is allowed, so I guess it's only natural. I've made myself scarce on 4chan these past couple months to prevent me being here forever, haha. What's cute?
>>700162994
the usual. you?
>>700162711
Yeah that too, but I literally cried on her route.
>>700162855
Not to mention being outright vulgar to people and not caring. Ha!
And that's in HS...
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Claimed
Claimed.
>>700162694
Lucina is actually quite a basic character to learn. You have good pokes with your d-tilt and short jump f-airs. When your opponent starts relying on their shield, mix thing up with a neutral-b and snipe their shield.
>What do you play it on?
I assume you're talking about sm4sh? I play it on the wii u
The "insane", "scary covered in blood", and "over-loving" pretty much ruins it for me.
>Jesus
>>700163065
A form of dungeons and dragons. Less broken and less likely to make literal gods.
>>700162855
Indeed it has. Nothing wrong with that though
>>700163058
Kek
>>700163076
You're welcome :)
Oh nice! Just don't get too tan! That can be unhealthy for your skin. Oh nice. Did you at least enjoy it though?
Oh no no its a habit. Sorry about that heh. It's just Prinz
Saber claim
>>700162994
Yo(Zora)! I'm doing good and you?
>>700162711
>Do lily
That anon has good taste
>>700162928
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>700163195
>Best vocaloid
Good taste
Still here, last thread for me
>>700162855
I think I've asked, but my memory suck. What kind of music do you listen to?
>the guitar in that picture has 6 strings but only 5 tuning pegs
>wizardry
>>700163312
Meant for:
>>700162715
>>700163368
Forgot pic
Masaki G. claimed (?
From Amairo*Islenauts
http://universalnovels-dadioz.blogspot.mx/p/amairo-islenauts-download.html
>>700163058
Where you going?
>>700163136
Nothing special homes. I just made 40 bucks, though.
>>700163229
Yo
>>700163368
Yo
>>700163465
Yo
>>700163274
Ooh really? Thanks! Ill try my best to get good with her.
Aww okay. I wish I had a wii u
>>700163337
>I said "Oh nice" twice
God why do I keep saying that
>>700163685
How you doing?
>>700163364
Why thank you. :D
I have a couple personal Lily covers, though I still need to work on them... I feel like I dont have the pitch right.
Also, Lilly route is great, calming and relaxing. So cute.
>>700163685
doing what?
>>700162736
pretty cool shes a villian then?
>>700163312
how...i....just cant get behind the mind set i guess yuno and yandere is just very understandable to me I feel like i could final talk to someone one who understands
>>700162694
Oh nothing~
>>700162855
Really? Puzzles were fun to me. Oh.. i get it. To get that assassin feel at all times
>>700162994
Chilling
>>700163065
Oh. Well then lol
>>700163076
How are you sure becuase avafagging isnt allowed? Lmao. Dont be like me and a few others who are stuck here. You having to look up telegram
>>700163700
You don't have a wii u? How do you play sm4sh?
>>700163364
What's up Saber?
>>700163685
I'm going home. Can't wait, because tonight is ranked 5s night with friends
>I'll have to carry their asses tonight
>Or maybe they'll carry me
>>700163883
Yep, an adorable one at that.
Hello everyone
>still a no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>>700163324
Wish I could play!
>>700163930
Wat? Misquote?
My data just hit cap, here we go.
>>700163685
Hello
>>700163830
Pretty average, homie.
About to buy some of the good shit.
>>700163872
Things of questionable legality.
>>700164034
Sounds fun. What're you guys playing?
>>700164221
Yo
>>700163930
Oh okay
>>700164013
I don't, unfortunately
3DS. End me now
>>700164221
How are you Juvia
>>700164414
Oh shit, sounds like a good time lol
All waifus are mine.
Quads say so
>>700163065
Lewd! Ero! Explicit!
.
>Got work in the morning, goodnight, my chickadees
>>700164034
Nothing much. Feel like shit though how do you catch a cold in 100° weather?
>>700163856
Yeah it's very cute. Still on my first run of KS and in going the Lilly route.
>>700164414
Hey Yo(Zora) doing well?
That's my queue to go. Laters. Going to top the charts in hell shooter games and what not.
Hi bbys!
How's everyone doing?
>>700164418
Ouch... I feel bad for you...
I played for a year on 3ds before I got wii u version. The wii u version is so much more enjoyable it's not even funny.
Penny-anon never Kurt Cobain'd his ex gf
>>700163195
>>700164705
You'll still find some of that out there now, if you look in the right places. See ya around.
>>700163337
Nope, not at all. Better to just embrace it.
>>700163368
Indie, alternative, rap, most rock, folk, there's more but I'm drawing a blank.
>Idol magic.
>>700163930
Yeah needed a guide to get some of them. Exactly, the real immersion.
>>700164291
Oh nothing. I was the anon you replied to anout the prev thread
>>700164418
Mmhmm~
>shinoa
>>700163337
I'm half-Zuni. There isn't such a thing as "too tan."
I can't say the experience was enjoyable, no, haha.
I was only messing with you. Prinz it is.
>>700163930
Your first sentence isn't really a sentence, and it's confusing me...
I don't plan to. Agh, that's sounds mean. I don't mean it in a bad way. I'm just too busy to be on all the time.
You can't blame me for not knowing about these things. It's not cute at all!
>>700164380
someone with the same type of stuff as me ya know esdeath and yuno just speak to me I could tell them things about me that you guys think are weird they think are normal ya know
I call out for ONE NIGHT, and apparently this place went to hell and back.
>>700164291
Its pretty much free. Almost entirely physical but all info us available on apps or the net for free.
>>700163883
Your waifu is fucking hot
>>700164414
League of Legends
>We're called the Speedwagons
>>700164651
>37 degrees Celcius
No wonder, it must be freezing
>>700164795
Hi Shino. I'm alright, how about you?
>>700164942
I know dude. There's a smash Bros club at my school. It's so much better than 3ds
>could you hook me up :^)
>>700165042
Yup!
>>700165045
Mmmmmhmmmmm
>>700165070
Kek, alright. Just make sure to wear sunscreen and stuff~
Aww okay. I take it You're not a vidya kind of person?
Alright~! Anything special you want me to call ya or just Eureka?
>and also... I agree with Shinoa that was cute
>>700165398
Just smile and nod
>>700164795
>claiming shino
wow.... no life fgt
>>700165398
>>700165541
I dont get it what dont you two understand
>>700163930
Coo'.
Anything special going on?
>>700164502
Last time I got it I had the best time of my life.
>>700164651
Well enough. You?
>>700164705
Bye.
>>700164795
Nothing extraordinary happening right now. You?
>>700165410
Ah, I've never really liked MOBAs. They never really clicked with me.
I used to really like playing Teemo though. Pure cancer.
>>700165515
Oh and... I think I'm gonna head off to bed. Goodnight everyone! It was nice talking to you guys today~
>>700165771
I get it, but I just don't get it.
>>700165515
Much more precision with 60fps over 30fps.
>I wouldn't mind if you don't mind paying for shipping :^^)
>>700165480
Pretty good man. Just having one of those nights of blah. Can't really get into any game. Don't feel like watching shit. Probably gonna go to sleep soon. Also i miss sachi.
How bout you?
>>700165594
shut up nigger
>>700165803
Who are you? I don't think we've talked, Your waifu is top notch man.
>>700165981
my little gardy
Shygal claimed.
>>700165042
Not me fam. Dont blame ya dude. The mayan or the templar armor don't have the hood
>>700165070
Im saying what if it is the same anon youre talking to. They just don't have the avatar like me do or go by Nicknames
That's understandable! Which is why talking to you outside of thread would be nice dont you think?
Got nothing against that but it is cute! The thing about you from /lit/ getting lit should've been illegal to be that adorable. In my opinion
I also notice youre responding faster than usual
>>700165515
What are you doing up so late btw? Thanks for agreeing with me~
>>700165922
oh ok I dont understand why but ok so why do you like your waifu?
Sheeiiitt i passed out and half of me was on my bed
Claiming felix
>>700165803
Games and talking to someone i havent spoke to from thread in a while:D
You?
>smug
>>700165771
I just don't get w h y you're like this
Are you a failed abortion or did you fall down a cliff when you were like 5?
>>700165803
Okay got a cold though.
>That pose
Unf
>>700165844
Night Eugen
>>700166208
She's not a yandere.
>>700166151
Shino bby!
I miss sachi... I wonder if he's in potato heaven right now...
>>700165042
Nice, seems like a nice spread of genres. I'm starting to listen to more hip hop lately
>>700165803
Lol I bet! I've never had whatever it is we're talking about
>what are we talking about?
>>700166151
Yeah Sachi need to hurry up and get back.
Stupid slutty maid.
And yeah, i know what you mean with the night of blah. I'm kind of doing that right now. Been half-assedly watching a twitch stream for the last couple hours.
>>700166316
failed abortion yes and also your just one of the non believers you all just want disgusting submissive women us over lovers are just better
>>700166414
i like her cause shes big and strong and taller than me she could dom the hit out of me any time
Claiming.
>>700166865
Is that who I think it is?
>>700166701
>submissive women
>disgusting
meanwhile
>animal crushing
>mummy femdom
>stalking
>cutting names into your arm
it's all beautiful
h e l p
>>700166151
Thanks homie. Nice to meet you. I've been fucking around on these threads for a while now, guess we never got around to talking.
>>700166307
I'm struggling to decide on what type of Premium porn to buy.
>>700166374
I haven't had a cold in a long ass time.
Take your antibiotics and shit, homie.
>That pose
>Dat booty
>>700166609
Premium Porn.
>>700166865
Yo
>>700166701
Submissive women aren't bad depending on personality traits but Femdom is best, i prefer cute dommes though.
>>700166865
>>700167175
How can we be sure?
>did you ever reply to last thread?
>>700167344
Wew. Uhmmm backdoor sluts 9 is a good one
>>700167110
why do you keep saying that?
>>700167216
submissive women are a disgusting plague that i have to deal with. wanting to dom a girl is disgusting
>blow jobs
>facials
>rape
>loli
are faaar worse
>>700167216
>cutting names into your arm
Any proof of this?
>>700166865
Mam... is that really you?
>>700167498
Blowjobs are a lot more attractive than animal crushing.
>>700167175
Shush little one. c:
>>700167498
Who's getting raped though.
>>700167498
3 of the 4 things you specified is normal
>>rape
esdeath why
>>700167631
I don't have the screencap of his arm, if he ever did show a pic, but I remember him talking about carving Esdeath into his arm.
>>700166642
when are you gonna grace us with your presence in the stream sometime. We watch all kinds of fun stuff? if you're ever bored come hang out.
>>700167344
We'll im glad you said something! suhweet
>>700167498
Hi to you too esdeath, i criiing
>>700167666
Your the devil
>>700165515
>>700165844
Sleep well.
>>700166202
Some were easy, while some others were just trial and error. You have the skills however heh. Yeah and while they look rad, the hood just completes it. It's a trademark after all.
>>700166609
It's pretty diverse, open to most things. Sweet man, who have you tired out?
>>700167498
>blow jobs
>faaar worse
So you're saying stepping on animals is hotter than getting your dick sucked.
>>700162453
>Best girl reminder
>>700168017
I love you!
Claiming Shiina~
>>700167344
Yep, can't say I've ever had premium porn before. I usually just stream from sites lol.
>>700167992
Mostly just big name artists, usually from the 90's like Dr. Dre and Eminem, and then some new artists like Tech N9ne and Yung Lean. I don't have like a deep catalog of artists I like yet
>>700167344
Hello there, how's the night?
>>700167481
Umm, excuse me?
>>700167666
Checked.
Uh, I think ypu have me mistaken for another. But hi.
>>700167924
No... I'm worse...
I'm a jew! GET SPOOPED!
>>700168197
>Nanami's face
How you doing?
>>700168259
*You
Misspelled.
>>700167481
Simple. Ask them for something in belgian!
>Nope. I was on my way to work.
>>700167740
It is. What's good mang?
>Mfw my captcha is EUROMASTER
>>700165515
I mean, I'll play, but I'm not really good at first person shooters. I joined in on Halo 3 with a few friends the other day and they gave me a handicap, automatically. (Even my friends know that i suck.) I do enjoy a game with a good story-telling element to it. My favorite pass time is still reading, though.
It wasn't cute! Ignorance is not cuteness...Most of the time. It's just embarassaing. Are you into teasing as well?
>>700166202
I have often thought on the subject of 4chan being a conspiracy, and that there are only a few users on each board, arguing constantly with each other, and with themselves. Not really. I feel as though I would know if I was talking to the same person. Are you asking for my number, haha? And why can't you forget that?!
I'm just more active and less doubting tonight, I guess.
>>700168210
Fukkin wrong thread sorry
>>700167924
I dunno. I've been in there once. Didn't enjoy it. Bunch of people using non-waifu pictures scheming shitposting.
I've been told i just hit it at a bad time, but meh.
The stuff they were watching was pretty shit too.
>Porn and keemstar.
>>700168259
Oh, I must have never talked to you before. How are you doing?
>>700168088
>.<!
>>700167631
devotion to my lady its like a cheap tattoo I just love esdeath so much
>>700167893
normal oh spewing your sperm all over a poor womans face is normal thats not love its disgusting degeneracy its only becasue it a part of the hive mind if animal crushing was liked by more people than it would be normal too I think most people are sick
>>700167717
are you kidding me they are appalling making a woman do that sub shit is awfull
>>700167924
why cri friend
>>700167992
you disgusting hive mind you guys make me want to drill my head the animals are being used we are the higher species so do what we want and blow jobs are horrible
Don't forget Nico Nii
Cause I Nico need you!
hip hop skippedy bop
>>700168511
yeah its not like that anymore.
like at all.
>>700168706
Nope.
>>700168652
>hivemind
o h f u c k i n g b o y
>>700168652
>we are the higher species
Not even close, you're proof of that.
>>700168846
It has begun.
>>700167481
I know that was unexpected as fuck but it was a magical experience, homie.
>>700167498
I'm confused. Everyone is bringing up animal smashing. Are you into ctush porn, anon?
>>700167924
Me too!
How've you been?
>>700168197
Yo
>>700168234
It was nasty as fuck but it was some good shit.
>>700168259
Boring as hell.
>>700168661
>>700168676
Yo
>>700168706
I think one of the guys over at g/fur did. You might want to go talk to them.
>>700168652
>>700168693
Yeah, i imagine so.
That kind of crap is only amusing for a little.
>>700168652
>crushing small animals is ok and makes me "the higher species"
lmao
>>700169020
As long as you were happy and enjoyed yourself!
>>700168948
what did I do to you I said i liked your waifu even
>>700169020
yes and thier is nothing wrong with it
>>700169211
ssee this shit this shit is normal are you fucking with me i swear you are all saying this to get me going
>>700169282
it doesnt make is the higher species it mean we can so why is it bad
>>700168945
Its like most people have one with all the invisible rules and how you all like disgusting shit like blowjobs and sub girls if you have a sub girl you dont love her
>>700168422
I'm alright, just eating a little bar to ease this hunger and sipping on some sweet fruit juice. You? (Let's keep who I am a secret for now.)
>>700168564
"Never talked" would be an understatement. Anyways I'm fine, yourself?
>>700169020
Boring is still something. Got anything to play or planned anything?
>>700168652
hey esdeath can you go kill a squiral for me and then put a pic up on here
i like animal crushing too
we can be friends
>>700168652
>Devotion to my lady
Nigga you carved her into your fucking arm? For real?
>>700169416
>>700168234
Listened to all of those expect for Tech N9ne and Yung Lean. Dre and Eminem are classics though. Heard anything by Kendrick?
>>700168652
>Hive mind
Having NORMAL tendencies is not apart of a hive-mind. Kek do you even know what that is.
>>700168661
A cute.
>>700169416
You get off to small animals being crushed. I have 6 smaller animals as pets. It's pretty simple.
>>700167992
Yea I do. Them Arkham games with 200 riddler trophies to find all over the map is good practice. Yup yup. But i feel like the hidden blade is their trademark
>>700168259
That was for makoto. You're from Turkey right?
>>700168422
Oh. It's me saying that smuggles is what prinz mainly calls me and only prinz exclusive. And that me and this smug shinoa anon should meet up since they're from texas too!
>>700168479
>teasing as well
It seems like my teases ate spreading~
Really now? The amount of posters should say otherwise. And as far as i know. Now what makes you say that? A username from some messaging app would be the thing im looking for. Not numbers. But im not complaining~ ;p
It is waayyyyy too good to forget!
Doubting?
>>700168661
Hello little nico
>>700169020
Got a brazzers account?
>>700169020
Your wall of replies reminds me of someone.
I'm doing good. Kinda bored tonight. watching adventure time.
>>700169266
Just bums me out you had a bad time. When it first started yeah there was a lot of unknown ppl in there. People kinda acted retarded myself included but now we mainly just chill watch anime movies on netflix. the people who were like trolling and or scheming have moved on. but yeah i understand what your saying.
WEW laddie, Mirai Nikki rewatch 63 complete
Ight time for a new anime to watch
>>700169439
Doing alright myself, just listening to music and hanging on on stream.
...
I'm gonna try and find out who you are.
>>700169416
>killing things to get off to it
>>700169020
Heya love, what's up?
>>700169682
As usual I can't disagree with you.
>>700169783
Hello smuglord whats up?
>>700169960
Kill La Kill perhaps?
>>700169960
Watch Re:zero fam
It's up to the 20th episode, next one is dropping on Sunday
>>700169783
>>700169416
you two wouldn't be who i think you are, right?
>>700169682
I love the old 90's hip hop. I haven't listened to any Kendrick yet, I've heard great things about him though
>>700169960
YUUUUUUNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
>watch Fate
>>700168661
Hiya Nico!
>>700169439
Eating some jack in the box, listening to Danger Zone, and trying not to focus on my leg.
>Lolkk
>>700169783
Ohhhh, ya you totally should! And I call you bot- waaaait a minute... you're Smuggles... but I also call you Smugs... they were called Smugs.... Shinoa, that wasn't you, was it?
>>700169535
disgusting
>>700169464
yes why is that so bad its love
>>700169457
I butcher in my spare time im not a dom so i wont crush animals I can link you a sight if you want
>>700169682
its a hive mind you guys are not normal its subjective
>>700169723
well im not doing anything to those animals so who the fuck cares why is my personality reason to hate me for no reason
>>700170042
its a fetish whats the difference between it and feet fetish
>>700168652
>you guys make me want to drill my head the animals are being used we are the higher species so do what we want
Higher species yes. But that doesnt give us the right to do macrbe things to them
>
>>700169960
GATE already
>>700170282
That doesn't matter, it's really fucked up and you need help.
>>700170282
feet aren't organisms with a life and mind of their own.
>>700170282
hey thats cool man
when you ever do butcher or something can you take photos for me id like that very much also what do you use to butcher
thank you friend
>>700170143
Mmm Kek lel Kek rewatch? And it's out in english too, perhaps but I think I should chill with the rewatches, just fuckin watched mirai nikki back to back 3 times these past few days
>>700170145
Is it coming close to end? I prefer something completed, I don't really like to wait a week for a new episode
>>700170234
Which fate?
>>700170343
How long is it?
Rory does appeal to me, babes using fuckhuge weapons tend to do that
>>700170586
You'll get a ton of different opinions, but I recommend watching the first episode of Fate/stay night UBW, then watch all of Fate/Zero, then watch the rest of UBW
>>700169365
I guess so, homie.
>>700169416
>nothing wrong with it
Nigga.
Puppies?
>>700169439
Nothing really special planned right now.
I'm gonna turn the fuck up tomorrow(today?), though.
>>700169783
I've been using my friend's.
>>700169955
Those dubs remind me of someone.
I used to watch the hell out of Adventure Time. Didn't know they still pushed out episodes.
>>700169960
Yo
>>700170058
Nothing much homie.
Doing a bit of grinding before I go to bed.
>>700170282
Holy fucking shit dude.
>What's the difference between that and a foot fetish?
I hate to be a moralfag, but thems is innocent animals.
>>700170282
>>700170320
why who said so?
>>700170461
>>700170477
yeah guys make me feel crazy
>>700170485
ok but my trap got broke so i have to make a new one good take a few days just remind me kitchen knife my fav is the stero type one from psycho
>>700170058
Chatting with anons and a unicorn:D. You?
>>700170216
Uhhhhhh?
>>700170238
No smuggles is exclusively to prinz, aka my huggles. Hence our similar nickname to each other. Everyone else calls me smug and so on
>>700169783
>Turkey
No. Why would you think that? From the U.S.
>>700170032
Music? What kind?
You can try if you want.
>>700170812
>guys make me feel crazy
Some can be pretty hot.
>>700170770
Just the first episode? Whys that?
>>700170789
Whats crackin?
>>700170586
I don't know if it's reaching the end or not tbh
>>700170863
I'll take that as a no then. shame, i always thought you were someone else based on your avatar
>>700170812
you are crazy
>>700171055
Hmm perhaps I'll watch it on the side, Though I try to focus on just one anime at a time to avoid confusion or forget what goes on
>Yuno
>>700170812
Let us see your arm-carving, yo.
>>700171026
Nothing much homes.
Still hustlin'
You?
>Yozo
>>700170812
i use a hammer personely because it feels nice the feeling of the skull crushing under the power of me and watch blood and the brain come out of the ears is fun to do and watch
what do you use to make the trap
>tomato