Poorly describe a game and see who guesses it. Starting off on easy mode.
>tree spider
>cave lizard
>whale bacteria
>final boss appears
>grow taller
>final boss V0.1
>a long flying lizard
>jellatin with a blueberry in it
>proves you dont need arms to be good at drums
>old ass bitches on my dick
>wait, thats just 1 hot and cold bitch
>throwing giant pillars because why the fuck not?
>final boss V1.0
>Escape game
>final boss V2.1
>final boss V2.0
Easy one op! Call of duty black ops!
>fucking fat
>promised food
>collect things worth more than food
>kill food along the way
>collect enough things
>food and bitches await you at the end
>>700152549
Easy! Counter Strike!
>>700152490
Damn. I dont know how you got that so fast! Very impressive!
>Start off with kidney issues
>Got to eat loads of pulls to stay alive
>Scared of ghosts
>Mrs is just as sick as you
>Where the fuck should I go? Ghosts closing in!??
>Oh shit! I can eat ghosts!
>Shit gets harder. Just waiting to due now.
>Fuck! I've imploded!
>how many times do i have to shoot myself in the head to finish this game?
>oh, shit. I killed the closest thing there probably is to god
>its time to take a long ass nap
>>700153153
Easy! The Sims
>>700153270
Sounds like Persona 3
>Go to big mansion
>Chased by angry puppers
>House is huge yo!
>More puppers! Think they be zombie puppers!
>Fuckn shit! Don't jump out at me like that! Have to shoot the bitch but only 4 bullets.
>More angry dudes wanting to eat me. Have to keep running.
>Hi tech facility underground. Still use typewriters!?
>MFW big blobby dude appears . He looks pissed.jpg
>Double crossed by boss. Shiiiit just got real.
>Still can't find any bullets. Fuuuuuuuuckkkk.
>Died again. Back to typewriter.
>>700153803
Correct
>multiplatform game available on the Playstation, Wii, Xbox, and Atari
>>700154186
Easy! Pokemon go!
>>700154186
Resident Evil
>>700154518
Correct omondo
>>700153153
Pacman, don't get the kidney part though
>>700153153
Pac-man?
>>700154186
Resident Evil
>go on adventure to find bitches to produce my glorious offspring so that i can save the world
>meet dude who will eventually destroy the world if left to his own devices
>"He may not have a white steed, but he does have a white... coat"
>my son is straight laced
>his son is a pervert
>his son is a depressed angry little fucker
>his son is your typical savior of the world character
>be typical woman, always looking for real expensive gems and shit.
>Nice titties, always got me to where I needed to go.
>Fucking wolves can stick my ass!
>Need to jump and grip. Fuuuuuck. Missed again!
>Need to find switches and do more jumping around.
>Need to grab this ledge then I... Shiiiit, fell again!!!
>Have two guns now bitches!
>Shiiiit! Fell again!!!
>All of a sudden magic shit appears.
>Fallen off ledge again when attempting to shoot some bitch!
>Turns off game to kill myself.
>>700154753
He's yellow! Needs to eat lots of pills.
Drew ghosts as death is near. Here's just staying of the inevitable.
Fucking aliens?
>>700155353
Bayonetta
>>700155353
Tomb raider
>>700155525
Nope.
Keep guessing. You got the female bit right!
>>700155562
Yus!!!
>>700155709
Yeeey
>fucking monsters and shit need to be dead
>Groovy.jpg
>Im all outta gum.
>Crazy shit happening! Oh look, a stripper!
>Mmmmm.mpg
>Pixelated titties ftw
>Shoot up some more shit
>Bigger guns. Yus!
>Come get some!
>>700152266
Ok, so maybe ill make this a bit easier.
>fucking fairies are annoying
>save(actually killed) a tree, save rocks, save fish
>holy shit im tall
>go find magical people trapped by bosses of dungeons
>seal a giant pig inbetween dimensions
>>700156393
dick kickem
>>700156401
Ava fucking tar??
>>700156401
LoZ OoT
>>700156485
Groovy!
Mah fuckn hero?
>Tetris using medicine
>fucking final boss is an asshole
>get bullied in school
>have abusive mother
>mother loves my sister
>wish for sister to leave
>sister dies
>dad leaves
>mom dresses me like sister out of guilt
>confused about my identity
>my only friends are dead animals
>stay in my room all day
>commit suicide
>bodybuilder
>break junk robots with a stick
>Run after a bitch
>Bitch try to kill him
>Bitch found a way out how to kill him if she gets killed
>Must obey her or die
>Fall in love with bitch who can kill me anytime
>Worst stockholm syndrome ever
>At least bitch is hot af
>>700157328
dr mario
Expert mode
>Warrior or woman?
>Jump on back of raptor motherfuckers.
>Kill lots of creepy pricks coming in mah direction with mah axe.
>Still riding trusty raptor.
>Cast magic. Fire appears from ground and kills all enemy! Yus!
>More of the same. Raptor had gone. Need to find enemy some riding a raptor and jack his!
>Getting repetitive now.
>Zzzzzzz.jpg
>Switch off Amiga 500 to kill myself.
Ascii game.
You always die.
>>700157743
Golden axe
>>700157420
Mario Bros
>want to play baseball with my talking cat
>spookies suddenly appear
>buy gear from a mexican weaboo furry to help me kill the spookies
>accidentally murder my wife and son
>cat kills me
>>700157973
Oooooohhhhhhhhh
You're fucking good, or I am fucking shit!
>>700158012
Not even close
>>700152266
Everything is better as a cute anime girl.
>>700158165
Plot twist, never played this game. Only saw a review about 5 years ago
>>700157398
>come on, every single person who has ever played at least one indie game knows this
>animal rights vs a fat fuck.
>>700158827
Super mario
>hotline miami 3
>your best friends are vanilla pudding, a white rose, a headful of eyeballs, and a purple rock
>sit on a chair and win
>>700158827
sonic
>YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING COIN?!
>FUCKING THUNDER!!
>WOW HOW DID HE GET THE BULLET!?
>FUCKING INK ON THE SCREEN I CAN'T SEE SHIT!
>FUCK THIS GAME!
>80's movie compilation
>>700159195
one of the later mario karts
>>700159227
hotline miami 2
>>700159195
Splatoon
>>700157398
>>700158624
no takers?
this has to be the easiest one
>>700159402
Almost
>>700159544
Don't know but i wanna play it
>>700158474
>Shaun?!Shaun?!!?
>Some prick had taken mah son.
Bad parenting.jpg
>Running around shopping mall calling for Shaun. No answer.
Mfw I have to tell the wife!!
>Police unable to locate. Mystery.mp3
>Àges pass and still no sighting. Shaun likely dead.
>Mfw when i realize the person meant to be looking is the abductor and murderer!
Sonovabitch.mp4
>>700159351
Correct!
Seriously fuck that game.
>>700159227
far cry 3 blood dragon
>>700159671
heavy rain
>Cry like an Anime fan at prom night
>>700159544
I have no idea
>>700159847
Fuck you're good anon!
>>700152266
Ocarina of Time
>>700159743
>Epic quotes
>Iron testicles
>>700159671
you're new, aren't you?
>win a lottery i don't remember entering
>pretty cool antique mansion with a lot of paintings, so don't really care
>neighbor is some typical wacky science guy
>turns out my new home is haunted
>helps me become a ghost buster
>turns out they kidnapped my brother
>this greentext is extremely obvious
>>700160228
lol,Now it makes sense
>>700159544
Binding of Isaac
>>700160259
dick kickem
this was already done before, anon
>developers lazy. Have to make levels myself.
>Shiiiit on this game is gay! Main character states are you with cold black eyes.
>Make level with lazers and tanks and rockets and aliens. Upload it so other faggits can play it.
>Other faggits give it 1 out of 5. Cunts.jpg
>Eject disc and kill myself
>Suspect main character it's a Nigger
>>700157398
Isaac.
>>700160833
finally!
>>700160833
Suspected this but not really played out much. Got bored after 10 minds.
>>700152266
>in the desert
>get shot
>>700160699
Luigi mansion
>>700160228
If you got that from my original post before reading my second one, then good job
> have picnic
> picnic is stolen
> commit genocide to get picnic back
> final boss is easier than the third
>>700160858
Forgot to say, hard mode on for this one!
>>700159671
Bethesda sucks
>>700160850
My bad
>>700160858
uh happy wheels
>>700161448
Nope.
The Cast:
>Can't Die
>Final Boss
>Clown
>Bitch with lots of drama, can't shoot for shit.
>Serious dude who is actually clown.
>A dog.
>Two Giants
>A Vampire
>A chimera.
>A blob
>>700161601
Dude. We're not doing a two and a half men thread!! It's games!!!
>>700160858
Mário maker
>>700161737
I know. This is a game.
>>700161752
Nope.
Hard mode!!!!
>go on vacation cruise with your best friends
>crash on an abandoned island after a harsh storm
>explore for a few
>monster hybrids kidnap you and brainwash your bestestestest friend into becoming their leader
>brainwashed friend imprisons you and all your other friends
>forced into deadly situations for the sake of entertainment
>survive long enough to get the monsters to like you and let you walk around
>find brainwashed friend and break him and all the others out
>turns out he was in a coma all along
>no
>>700161867
Joke dipshit
>>700161072
nuclear throne...?
>>700161952
battleblock
>>700161117
sonic generations?
>>700161752
Character is a Nigger
(Brown maybe???)
>>700162063
Its a meme, ya dip.
>>700162330
Then you just lost it, friend
>come to work, late as Shit
>nigger scientist tell you "computers dead nigga"
>You don't give a shit because you on that science fuckery
>go through with space science
>nigger scientist was right
>You literally just enslaved humanity
>You dumb as hell
>seriously what the fuck
>You decide to take a vacation to an island of paradise
>Plane lands on island
>Shit is on the island
>Some poser fuck is trying to be you and tries to steal yo bitch
>Like any nigger, you get accused of doing it
>Everyone's a dick to you.
>Shit ensues.
>>700162555
Fallout 3?
>>700162631
Dead island
>>700162680
Try again anon
>>700162631
Dead island.
>>700162204
ye
>mudslimes steal your children to eat them
>commit mass suicide in an attempt to take them back
>>700162764
Fallout 4.
>Gandhi acquired nukes
>>700162631
Dead island
>>700162832
Civilization Revolution
>>700162832
CivV
>>700162770
>>700162754
Nope.avi
>>700162631
SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE NIGGA
>lose game
>look at chat
>ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹
>>700162827
Humanity ain't enslaved in fallout nigga
>>700161952
Pokémon snap for the n64
>>700162805
Angry birds
>boy or girl?
>Balls thrown around everywhere
>final boss is your neighbor
>>700162832
Civilizationá
>>700162953
FUCK YEA SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE
>DING DING DING
>>700162898
>>700162915
>>700163043
Maybe I made it too easy
>>700163020
yea
>>700163041
pokemon
>You come home
>nigger cop steals drug moneys
>First mission: steal bike
>You can't follow a train for shit
>>700162953
Oh, shit. That game was one of the few things i relished during childhood, aside from Luigi's Mansion, Kingdom Hearts and Mario 64
>>700163041
Pokemon red, blue
>>700163041
Undertale
>>700163198
Gta san andreas
>>700162992
Kek.
>>700162239
nope
RNG the Esport
>>700163198
Not a game faggot
It's called real life!
>>700153153
Luigi's mansion
Birthday
Girl in frog costume
Oh hey I'm a robot
bleepbloop.mp3
Flying television
Make people happy
>>700163198
https://youtu.be/ASrEROq51Cs
>>700163172
Close
>>700163234
Wrong
>>700163232
DING DING DING DING
>>700163390
Pacman ya twonk!
>>700163407
chibi robo?
>>700161117
hint 1: underwhelming final weapon
>slow down Vito
The game
1) overpriced team fortress 2
2) no campaign
3) micro payments
4) shitty server tick
>???
>>700163505
Finally someone in one of these threads gets it
>>700163634
Oviewatch
>>700157846
dwarf fortress
or any rogue like?
>>700163634
Overwatch
>>700163634
British ass simulator 2016
>>700163692
exceptional work 10/10
>>700163634
see ess go
>>700161601
Update for this posrlt.
>Can't Die's Pizza gets shit on by ghosts.
>Serious Man is responsible for ghosts, final boss is responsible for serious man, but final boss doesn't know shit about ghosts.
>Can't die performs animal abuse.
>Damn, lots of stairs.
Cont.?
>>700162555
Half life?
>wakey wakey
>failed experiment
>hover car
>mines
>dune buggy
>prison
>reunion
>rebellion
>explosion
>sleep
>be girl
>murder some
>murder no one
>freedom
>murder everyone
>game over
>long ass game
>Goth kills the only good looking girl in the game
>Greedy corporation with private army also want a word or two with Goth
>Spend next 800 days in game casino being on yellow birds racing.
>Forget about rest of game.
>>700152266
Here's two you fags will never guess:
1:
- Indian dude steps off reservation with a shotgun
- Blasts his way through some funky critters
- Can be rendered fully invisible by stepping inside doorways or crevices
2:
- Goes from heaven through purgatory to earth
- Annihilates everything in sight in the name of god's love
- One man armageddon
>be brain
>get inserted into cool robot
>can customize robot
>crash robot party
>>700162555
oh shit, stanley parable?
>>700163800
That actually makes a lot of sense
>>700162631
Super Mario Sunshine
>>700163805
Halo CE
>>700163886
belowstory
>>700163886
undertale?
>>700161072
spec ops: the line
>>700163366
Hint: Never lucky
>>700152266
>spore
>except shittier and more broken
>promised friends, friends not found.
>>700163994
No... Though I can see that, but no.
>>700163889
ff7
man these are too easy
>wigger
>trump reincarnated
>fucking maniac brony with a flamethrower
>explosive nigger
>average Russian
>hardon for robots
>literally Hitler
>HOWCANYOUHEADSHOTFROMSOFAR.jpg
>French faggot. Fucked your mum
>>700160858
Little big planet??
>You are a poor ass dirty weeaboo nigger with no balls whatsoever
>some weird ass bitch enters your life and helps you fuck bitches
>Fuck bitches
>>700164096
no fans buy
>>700164019 Winrar
>>700164096
That one shit space game thag just came out that i cant remember the name of.
>>700163800
Yes! Finally.
>interdimensional couple on a boat
>Fucking elavator from 1971 chocolate factory
>Save amputed girl
>Interdimensional shit
>Amputed girl is my daughter?!
>I am the bad guy
>Even more plot twist
>Got killed buy 3 daughters
>Wtf?! Best game ever!!! ...and the company break up
>>700163627
hint 2: your picnic is a lie
>>700164138
Rainbow Six Siege
>>700164138
get-together castle: the second
>>700164225
No mans sky.
>>700164225
>>700164096
Ha no mans sky i remembered
>you are a girl trapped in an apartment building with no bathroom or kitchen, only a room and a balcony
>you have trippy ass dreams
>you can't leave
PIC RELATED
>>700164241
bioshock infinite
>>700163929
Hint:
>title is synonym to brain zero
>>700164241
Bioshock infinite?
>>700164438
yume nikki
>>700164438
No pic
>>700164328
>>700164347
Try again?
>>700164438
yume nikki ezpz
>>700163717
rogue like
>>700164438
here's the image I forgot to put
>>700164498
gang garrsion: number two
YES YUME NIKKI
WHEN IS THE NEXT FUCKING UPDATE
>>700164520
i said it first, stop stealing my posting style as well
>Russian dude tries to rape you
>holy shit this game is scary
>holy shit this game is hard
>game no longer scary but really hard
>shitty hackers try to fuck you constantly
>>700164264
hint 3: why are all of them fucking mice
>>700153270
Silent Hill 3?
>>700164771
Hotline Miami?
>>700154186
The evil within!
>>700164462
Slave Zero?
>>700161117
bump
>>700163630
>now you're gonna learn what it takes to be a true mafioso
>>700163912
Knew you guys wouldn't be able to get these
>russian rushin
>>700164851
Nope, guess again.
Hint:
NV
>you are a space marine
>you are assigned to be on a planet
>because the company fucks with futuristic technology
>it's time to kick some demon ass
>>700164871
coming back in the morning to see if anyone gets this
>>700164446
>>700164471
Bullseye
>>700164160
anon is kill
>>700165015
RIP AND TEAR
>>700165165
TELL ME THE TITLE OF THE FUCKING GAME
YOU'RE CLOSE
>>700165165
Yessssss
>Shot guns n shit
>Russian kids fucked ur mother
>Russian kids
>Russians
>Cyka blyat
>the Institute took my son
>>700165242
DOOM
>>700165015
Doom
>>700164686
suck my tiny dick faggot
>some lonely troll steals your girlfriend
>immediately try getting her back
>die
>again
>and again
>and again...
>finally get to her
>play the game again, except it's harder this time
>hey at least the music is better
>>700165455
sonic 06
>>700165461
Fallout?
>You have a birthday party
>Some dank ass nigger ruins your party and sends you away
>You find your younger self
>You team up with the younger self to save the world
>>700165455
Dota 2
>>700165566
Mario
>>700160833
there was nothing mentionned about him being bullied in school? what
>>700164771
that one deep web game that pewdiecuck played
>>700164920
cs go
>some weird dude steals youe girlfriend
>edgy skeleton mask
>gory as fuck
>use arms as weapons
>time to raise my apm
>raises apm
>>700165553
No, DOOM has to be in caps.
> be a monarch
> get cornered by a horse, some bitch, and a guy in a tall stupid hat
> die
>>700165849
Overwatch, the D.VA meta.
>>700165675
All the little stories between each floor
>>700165718
I dont watch him so idk
ITT people regurgitate the 4 most popular 2016 games over and over
>>700165669
close, but no
>next-gen release has less interesting music
>highly notable in the indie game industry
>>700165600
sonic generations
>>700166147
>Ding Dng Ding Dong
Hardmode activated
>future
>everyone has wallhacks
>shooty tooty everyone that is orange
>win
>ooh money
>can only rent weapons and weapon parts
>fine I guess
>next game
>some asshole killed 12 people and is now in a mech
>the fucking fuck?
>how is this fair
>go to item drop thingy
>oh shit I got an armor piercing rocket launcher
>shoot twice at mech
>win
>Would you please sign my petition?
I'm sorry.
>You've gotta be fucking kidding. Look, just sign the stupid petition, I've got stuff to do.
I'm sorry.
>Shit. Look, are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?
AAAAAAHH
>>700165566
That Mario alike game with a suited fag?
>>700165581
Yup
>>700165675
look at the dreams he has in each intermission, kids literally shit on him, cockblock him, steal his toilet paper, open the stall door when he's shitting, make fun of him for dressing like a girl
>>700165845
dad n me?
>Steal from above
>Empire are dicks
>Girl saved
>Go on journey to find certain gems
>That encounter rate
>New vessel, new music
>Let's stop the second apocolypse
>>700166567
Lolno
>>700157743
Castle crashers>>700164138
Tf2
>>700165849
bloons
>>700166260
one of the later fallouts
>>700165849
Any japanese rhythim game or star craft
>>700166602
Metro?
>Wakes up in the desert
>Fliyng papers everywhere
>Go to paper heaven
>Cry
>Wake up in the desert
>>700165871
Come on, one of you deplorable uneducated niggers has to get this.
>>700165849
Easy. Overwatch. Love, D.VA.
>>700166306
>>700166085
>>700165669
>>700165566
>challenging platformer
>ingenious level design
>orgasmic music
>unique engine
>unlockable characters from various other unrelated indie games
>communism
>passports
>glory
>>700167309
Super Meatboy
>>700165871
CKII
>>700166085
Guitar hero
>>700165952
>>700166724
>>700166892
>>700167210
Overwatch
D.Va best forever
>>700167309
Super Meat Boy
>>700166735
nope. online multiplayer.
>>700166260
Titanfall
>WHHHHOOOOOOOO
>player healer
>get flanked
>y u no heal?
>>700167500
nope. older than titanfall. but is a dead game now.
>>700165871
Chess
>Play as furry mechanic
>Robot shows up
>Come with me if you want to live
>Beat everyone to death with oversized tools
>Fly around in homemade spaceship
>Kill everything with huge guns
>>700167619
DING DING MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN HARAMBE DING
>>700167380
were the extra hints too easy?
try these
>>700158066
>>700159105
>>700166988
Nope. Try again.
Hint: GC
> wake up
> ohshitimdead.png
> walk through swamp until I find someone.
> find a man wearing armor
> feed him cereal from a large spoon. But when I made the cereal I used soap not milcc.
> he tells me how much he likes spicy nigger food
> decide to leave
> find blind girl
> "try finger butthole"
>>700167708
ratchet and clank
>Multiplayer
>Jk
>>700166260
op of this one, answer is Blacklight retribution. only one or two full servers now and average of 200 players on daily.
>>700167371
Papers please
>>700167833
No Man ply
>>700166602
Zelda ocarina ?
>>700167767
Star wars?
Is GC galactic cruiser?
>>700167780
dark souls
>>700161072
New vegas
>>700167871
>ding ding ding!
Glory to Arstotzka!
>mmo
>ERP in capital city
>young jailbait girls
>allows nude mods
>so poorly optimized that even 980's run it like shity
>can go as low as to run on even 10 year old machines
>>700167828
Too easy?
>>700167748
The moment you said unlockable indie characters from various games you gave it away
>>700167309
Super meat boy?, bit trip runner?
>>700168057
I've never played it and I knew what it was.
>lots of water
>swimming skill increased
>submarines
>Go space
>Bad things happen on ship
>Lost memory
>Bitch says come find me
>Find bitch
>Bicth tricked u lulz
>Do what bitch says or die
>>700168184
GTA
>>700168056
Second life?
>>700167951
Yuperino
>>700167925
Nope. I know too few people that have played it. Best RPG in my opinion.
>buy the game
>Only play the mod
>>700168262
Dead Space.
>'murica v Soviet sandbox war simulator
>"MAN, two HUNDRED METERS to our FRONT"
>no zombies
Indie game
>be me, small aircraft
>launched alone from a submarine
>oshitoshit tons of planes coming at me
>manage to get out alive
>hear lots of gunfire in the distance
>theFUCKISTHAT A FRIGATE AFTER ME?!
>shoot a bunch of time
>whew I made it somehow
>music builds up epicly
>"that.. thing is filling up our radars!"
>..?
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK IS THAT A ZEPPLIN MOUNTED WITH MISSILES AND MACHINE GUNS?
>dies.
>unlocks new weapons.
>repeat
>>700168352
ARMA / DayZ
>>700168267
Think more ocean
>>700168262
Dead space?
>Play as batmans lost lost bro
>kill terrorists
>find out terrorists are actually the good guys
>wops
>try to make it up to good guys by saving the world
>>700168352
Fallout 4
