Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700111892
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
>>700118640
should i go on full faggotry and start namefagging or keep myself clean...
really makes u think huh
so what's the story here? spammers gonna spam?
also; BEST vampire claimed
Penny Claim~
Swaggity switty
I love the titty
>>700118903
Some of them are assmad about this thread or something.
>>700117942
>>700118185
Nice.
>>700117322
Always melee buffing armor, currently hallowed which I believe is kinda bad at this stage of the game. I loved that one that gave you boosted health regen after dealing melee damage.
>the heart particles were fitting
My weapons are usually those 'melee' ranged things but I usually carry a wide selection. Currently using just the possessed hatchet, daybreak and stardust dragon, but I was 'maining' a yoyo for a long time.
Claimed.
that works well.
>>700118859
go full faggot please. i need some entertainment. fuck shit up broham
i miss my old tripcodes.
>>700119075
sure thing my dude, jsut give me a moment.
I am back
Claiming Felix
>>700118903
>Gobalt
>Best Vampire
>Pick One.
Zubat and Gobalt are shit tier. There is one of them in every street over here
>>700119070
>>700118859
The tracks are nice as always, keep improving and you might be big.
Calamity-masu'd
>>700119277
I fucking recognise you you stupid fuck
Claimed.
>>700119375
Yer, thanks fam, I'm not even trying to get myself popular or something. Everything I made is for fun or just to kill my time.
Reporting for duty!
>Tfw you've been unintentionally avoiding Pizza Hut for at least a year and you finally order something from there.
Penny gonna bail!
>K wants me to teach her how to play Starbound.
>>700119705
If it wasn't stuffed crust then you did bad
>>700119596
Not to be rude or anything, but I notice kinda the same or similar beat to the songs I listen to. Would you plan on changing that?
Saber claim
>>700119061
Thanks
>Now post yours
>>700119705
Pizza hut is the bomb nigga
still here
>>700119705
>Tfw there is no Pizza Hut where I live
>>700119952
was it you who was trying to tell me;
>i'm not insane and i don't have a complex
was dat you? because you seem like you are
>>700119412
>
>>700119884
I don't post have any good pic like that.
>tfw every time I try to talk with Mavis she just ignores me
>>700119061
If your going more melee you should get beetle armor.
The sun spear and Influx waver should be enough.
For Accessories check for ones that increase damage and take Philosophers stone.
Do you have the ufo?
If not try getting one and setting up some small pools of honey.
You should also get potions and any other boosts.
Or you could just read the wiki.
>>700119855
As I said I'm making techno/jungle/trap stuff. Mostly jugnle though and it's usually on 164-165 bpm so maybe that's why it's always similar.
But yeah I love the similarity in the jungle tune since then everyone I listen I really like.
Though there are always other complexed drum works but the stages of the song are always the same.
I dunno fam, I probably won't change that, but I can as well try to make other genres for changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eJ2DKCl1Ec
Check this remix I've made of my friend's song. It's techno trap? Or something idk. It's good as fuck tho. My other friend made a nice video for my tune as well.
>>700120268
Oh you fucking jew. And yeah I really recognise the trip, some guy used it, he was a faggot. His name was possibly ui-senpai.
>>700120465
oh, how can i help you anon? how are you today?
>>700120490
nigga that's a fish
>>700120490
Fish, what's up my man?
>>700120704
she's my fish
>>700120886
nothing
>>700120465
also, let's do lunch sometime. there who says i'm a shitty host?
>>700120704
Isn't anything big. I just said that I've finally watched yer frist movie (I'm lazy when it comes to movies) and that's actually a good movie. Yer pretty cute too
>>700120926
Cat
>>700120223
yes this happened
>>700121182
friendly reminder; i'm pretty sure you are fucking crazy.
>>700121327
why is that?
>>700121327
Daily reminder; kys if u like goldie.
>claimed
hello friends
>>700120926
Oh really? Haven't done anything since we last spoke?
>>700121575
i'm more of a john b fan. but my fav is certainly progressive trance. what do you think i'm some kind of nigger?
>>700121691
>
I don't remember seeing ya around before
>>700121691
hello mouse
>>700121121
fish
>>700121783
not really, I don't do much
>>700121867
Oh yer, you are good then fam.
My condolences.
>>700121121
>700121121
>700
>121121
nice digits
>>700122026
Cat.
I'll go to sleep in half an hour or so. Pretty tired
I'm still here, reading Prequel so I'll check in every 30 minutes or so.
>>700121867
Idti yebat' sebya.
>>700122203
I got the skills.
Git gut or get rekt
>Or not. Whatever
>>700121914
i haven't seen you around before either, but hello
>>700121948
how are you doing today?
>>700122333
Checked.
If dubs, Galil's and Nazrin's tails must touch.
>>700122413
first time i've forgotten to add a picture
i guess it had to happen at some point
>>700121691
Naz <3
>>700122413
As always I'd say that's because of our time zones. I'm -3. Pretty much nobody has a timezone like mine.
>>700122552
After sometime ya stop forgetting
>>700122333
-mavis
>>700119845
>Stuffed crust.
Oh hell yeah it is!
>>700119896
Also a side of their buffalo wings.
>>700120018
You are missing out on so much right now.
>>700120490
Fish~
>>700122511
See, look at that.
Someone call the It's Happening Hotline, because it's fucking happening.
Post tails.
Worlds is a good album. Poter Robinson is that dude
>>700122873
I don't know. It's not like pizza is my favourite food ever. It would be Tacacá. Google it. Good as fuck
Greetings, friends!
Pardon the interruption, but please direct your attention to my dubs! Intriguing!
>>700122749
>
>>700122757
maybe, but im in +2 and i stay up like im in -6 so that shouldn't be the problem
im still pretty new here and haven't posted that much so that's probably why
>>700123175
dude i love that Sad Machine song
>>700123122
well shit, someone make this happen god damnit. someone get cracking.
>>700123286
Not today edd, sorry
>>700123444
I like your trips.
>>700122413
im ok. what are you up to
>>700123379
In both cases is distant from mine.
I like sad machine too. But Years Of War is the one I love the most
>Yuiko
Alive, ordering pizza. 200mb left of my data
>>700124210
>
Is Tsun in here?
>>700122873
Stuffed crust is bomb as fuck yo
>>700122511
>>700123122
I got this, but no pure tail pic
>>700122764
Suki vy ne poluchili nikakikh vozrazheniy protiv menya.
>>700123564
watching clannad with friends right now
it's pretty cute
>>700124113
years of war is pretty good to
all of the songs on that album are good
>>700124442
total fucking nigger
Hey hey!
>>700124645
the eyes look weird
>>700124442
Galil and Nazrin have to touch tails, though. It has to happen.
>>700124645
That's great, but I'm going to need that tail. Both of my dubs call for it.
Unless I should just fuck off.
Hi guys Shiro here! do you like my school clothes? I spent my GBPs on them that i saved up all summer. I Just barely had enough cuz i over spent some GBP on some store bought tendies
>>700124645
Yeah. Pretty much that. I found that album by chance only. I was looking for some songs of another DJ. Found Worlds. Fell in lovd
>>700124828
Heh, what are..
Heh!
Wh-What are...
Ha-a-Haa!
What are those numbers f-for?
A-Are? Are those?
Is that her...
Haaa!
Is that her nerd level?!
Ha!
>>700124662
>On ne mozhet dazhe postroit' osnovnuyu grebanyy predlozheniye.
YA smeyus' nad vami.
>>700124908
Well, there's always draw threads.
your welcome
I'll be off now. Bye
>700124920
Some weak b8 tbh fam.
>>700124750
hello hello
>>700124828
you think so? i haven't really noticed it as being odd
>>700124908
is this good enough?
>>700125092
i forgot how i found it
i think through a remix of Sad Machine
>>700125415
bye!
>>700125511
Just give me my you.
>>700123175
>Shrimp.
Unless dried shrimp tastes different from the cooked shrimp I'm used to, I'll pass.
>>700124386
>Tfw the garlic rolls are probably better.
>>700125373
>draw thread
I wasn't asking for an image of Galil and Nazrin touching tails. I'm asking for it to actually happen. Since they're both here, it can easily happen.
Listen, I know you're not one of those people that only ironically believe Waifus exist.
If there aren't any Waifus, why is there a Waifu Machine?
Checkmate, Atheists.
>>700125918
>That blush
Cute!
>>700125918
I don't like garlic stuff tbh
>>700125928
Oh der'mo, you're right.
>>700126100
Garlic is literally the best.
>>700125918
Coconut shrimp is simply amazing though.
>>700126590
I can't handle the taste of it, if it's the main thing on something. It makes me gag and want to throw up
>>700125188
what?
>>700125566
they look weird to others
>>700126853
>No garlic salt on spaghetti.
Buy why tho.
>>700126989
My sister fucking loves garlic and puts it on that whenever she cooks it
I just can't stand the taste of garlic
>>700126853
>He doesn't put garlic salt on his macaroni and cheese
>He doesn't put garlic on his chicken
>Or pork chops
>He doesn't put garlic salt on spaghetti
>He doesn't eat garlic bread
But why?
>>700127378
Refer to post above you
>>700126916
i guess they do, but it doesn't really bother me
WAIFU JUDGE IN THE HOUSE LISTEN UP FEGGETS.
Judging time.
>>700118771: Beautiful Top tier waifu.
>>700118815: Top tier
>>700118859: Decent Track
>>700118861: Free Game Waifu
>>700118945: I guess decent
>>700118991: Girl you spoopy
>>700119061: Top Tier even tho she a mean.
>>700119063: Hmm, I'm on the fence with her.
>>700119075: Fuckin 3D trash
>>700119238: The fuck are you
>>700119375: seasonal but edgy
>>700119412:Good For a kitty
>>700119500: God Tier Plain Jane
>>700119705:.....
>>700119884: Saber is ok
>>700119896: God like Psycho babe
>>700120490: God tier fish girl
>>700121182: She's growing on me so Decent
>>700121632: QT
>>700121691: God like
>>700122333: Show was terribad, cat gun whatever the fuck i dont even know how to rate her.
>>700124334: God Like
>>700124920: Murderer
>>700125511: She's top tier
>Load up WoWS
>German Battleships are out
>Mfw
>>700127378
And meanwhile bolt takes the gold running faster than 10m a second.
>This fucker must have a invisible third leg.
>>700127341
I eat raw garlic cloves.
>>700127627
you're an awfully nice judge
thank you
>>700127627
Well thank you.
>>700127627
>Show was terribad
>Cat gun
Ya smeyus' nad vami, suka.
>>700127820
Really a third leg would be more of a hindrance wouldn't it?
>>700127927
I will admit to sprinkling a little garlic salt in my mouth sometimes when I was a kid.
>>700127627
I think you're too nice, don't worry about calling waifus a shit.
>free game waifu
Is this good or bad? I remember you rating boat waifus very high.
If Homu is a mean Kyouko should be a meaner.
All in all thanks a lot for the ratings.
Is the waifu judge online?
>>700128277
A third leg would provide a third force forward, increasing speed, it's why dogs can outrun us even with three legs.
Might be harder for bipedal things though.
>His legs remind me of spiders running on the last 50 meters.
>>700127627
Thank you mister Judge
>>700127627
Good work.
>>700127627
Ty
>>700121632
Alice bby
>>700120669
His stuff also sounds nice, random question but have you tried collating?
>>700128343
Sorry there isn't more trash on for me to diss. I mean fish is even here!
>>700127611
well good for you then
>>700127627
oh thanks i guess
Claimu
What did i miss?
Claimed, free chateau milk from them plump tits for teh rest of my life
>>700128534
>>700128608
But where would it come out of, how would his skeleton have to be, how would he be balanced,there's a million questions.
>>700130913
they dont look made for that
i win
Akiko claimed
>>700127627
Fuck am I too late to get a decree?
>>700130913
Anju is better
Oh man is work so much quieter today.
>>700130913
Those aren't very fat, they can't produce that much milk.
>>700132048
congratulations
what did you win?
It's really quiet today than usual.
>>700133359
I know
It feels weird
>tfw no raifu to snuggle and pet and clean and fire hundreds of rounds with every week
A 15 win streak on ranked has left me with some concerning thoughts. I don't want to disrespect my waifu but I do want to fap to her really badly. I come here seeking advice, what should I do?
>>700132280
Cute for an incest girl.
>>700133710
isnt that a boy tho??
>>700134070
As good as it gets I suppose
>>700134041
I say just fap to an image of her naked, but nothing else involved. if there's cum on her or it's something with another man in it then ignore it.
Penny returns!
>K went to bed
>J is studying.
Samethread?
Must be pretty slow tonight.
Claiming Rin~
>>700133710
Is it because summer ended for them or something or did everybody just leave?
>>700134257
Butt
>>700134359
Hey, thanks anon. I hadn't ever thought about this before as I have no lewds of her on hand.
>>700134839
0/10 can't end rightly
>>700134721
I think so, threads might get a bit slower.
>>700132280
Cute pic
>>700135003
Kek
>>700134467
Hey Rin
>Be back in a bit
>>700133980
You need to move out, maybe you and Esdeath could rent a house together?
>I was just joking about that last part though
>>700134041
I suppose if you want it badly enough that you'll be willing to disgrace her like that then, >>700134359 this is your best option.
>>700134433
Slow as fuck for some reason m80
>>700135022
Penny! Hi there.
>>700133980
>Fire hundreds of rounds with
>Not hundreds of rounds inside.
>>700135236
>Rent a house with Esdeath
You mean die in your sleep.
>>700134952
No problem.
>>700135236
Yeah, I guess not a lot of people are here
>Or they're lurkin?
>>700135249
Heyo!~
>>700135236
See, this is what I don't understand. She's your waifu, she should be the only one who makes you feel good. That's like marrying a girl but fucking someone else, and I'd say that's far worse.
>>700134070
>implying incest is bad by default
>>700135236
I'd fucking do it if he wasn't so far away and I wasn't seriously afraid that if I bought a puppy he'd kick it to death and masturbate on the corpse. SO HOW'S YOUR NIGHT?
>>700135211
Hiya, best blondie
>>700134839
Butt
>>700134086
Waifu AND Husbando mate