Reply to this thread and you'll get a gf
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Reply to this thread and you'll get a gf
ty mr anon
>>700093134
Already have one, but thanks for the offer, good sir.
>>700093134
not gonna jinks myself
Hell, worth a try, not getting one any other way
Ty
Really ?
thx m8 hope it's true
might as well
Sum bs
Anyone have the Taylor swifts pointing two fingering gif?
>>700093134
thats my last chance
This doesn't work does it
what happens if you already have a GF
hm.
Anything is worth a shot at this point
Pls explain for subs?
This is me replying
>>700093134
Fuckit
Well, it's either this or suicide.
>>700093134
thank you
>>700093134
Here we go
>>700093134
Gib plz :<
myth busted
Pls be the cute redhead
pls
>>700093134
No I won't
Ty
ITT: People in the same boat as me
Why not
Check em
>>700093134
hoping to god
>>700093845
Google it bitch please? What ?
>>700093985
aka losers
Does it work to get a new one? Mines kind of a bitch
PLS
>>700093134
pls
>>700093134
i spent too much time on this
ok
yeah
>>700093134
Worth a shot.
>>700093656
>>700093134
End my suffering mr anon
If dubs, I won't live like a shut-in neckbeard for the rest of my life.
>>700094110
It might
Yay
Ty anon
>>700093134
Foxy Di
yes please
>>700093134
I got nothing else going for me.
Kewl
bless me
gf get
Don't really have time for one, but I suppose it would be nice
>>700094258
Sweet Pants!!!
>>700093134
Challenge accepted
>>700093134
I dubs I'll get gf
>>700093134
ty
>>700093134
Don't need to
>>700093134
fu k it, I can always use another one
>>700093134
Whatever
please
>>700093134
Sexy time plox
thanks!
>>700093134
Can't hurt to try
>>700093134
Meh
>>700093134
fine
>>700093134
It's never gonna work
I'M DESPERATE
Okay
>>700093134
Pls help
worth a try, right?
check em
Yeah, finally a girlfriend
>>700093134
>>700093134
You never know...
k
I need that
Have 2 fuck buddies
Don't really need that but sure
>>700000000
>>700093134
Thank you Harambe
Oooh weee Rick
Have one already and we have a fwb we both fuck. Super curious what this thread can do for me though.
>>700093134
In the next 5 minutes, 5 years? Very vague, not rolling.
getting mine back
>>700094924
But you just did
>>700093134
Shiet
>>700093134
There's no Hope
Totally not lonely
>>700093134
This better work
sure thing bud
>>700093134
Fuck no. Im actually enjoying being single for a change.
:)
lies
I hope
>>700094924
For all you know you could NOT get one for the next five years maybe more
>>700093134
i don't want one now.
K
>>700093134
faggot OP, will this replace the used one?
I hope so.
Huiiii
Dubs
>>700093134
please
Alright, rolling for it
>>700093134
What if I don't want one?
>>700093134
inchallah
I call bullshit...
OP is cancer.
Damn posting in this thread is depressing
>>700093134
she better b spanish or a red head or im gonna kill u OP
>>700095393
Why reply then
>>700093134
Very nice
Thx bruv
Good luck with that, nigger.
>>700093134
thanks for the gf
Fuck you.... hope this works... -_-
Thanks Anon
>>700093134
o-ok
>>700093134
Yo quiero!
Ty
Meh. Couldn't hurt.
>>700093134
Y not
>>700093134
Thank you OP
postin for cutie gf
Cool
Hell yeah
>>700093134
Cool
>>700093134
Cool
oket!
Got nothing to lose
>>700093134
Sure hope she gets along with my wife
>>700093134
thanks, anon
>>700093134
worth a shot
Rolling
>>700094628
Just keep your eyes open
Cool
i'm w8ting
>>700093134
Fuck off OP
>>700093134
doubtful
Ayy
>>700093134
why the hell not
I want two
Well, I've got nothing to lose
Worth a shot
>>700093134
heh
Ty mr anon
big dicks
Thanks nigger
Considering everything else has failed, there's no reason not to post.
>>700073063
Fuckoff
No darkies plz
Woohoo ladies here I cum!
>>700093134
no child pls
rollan
>>700093134
dad?
>>700093134
I would like a gf, please. (:
Stop lying
>>700093134
ya sure
>>700093134
Okay this time
OK thanks man
>>700093134
TIME TO GET 2
Hope it becomes true. I'm so lonely
Ty !
>>700093134
really? :D
>>700093134
It's worth a shot
>>700093134
pls
>>700093134
more effective than the old mother die thing
>>700093134
eh, ok
>>700093134
whoag
>>700093134
bet
>>700093134
Great
o shit rly??
>>700096603
Son ?
Sweet, can she be Hispanic? Dark skin with a nice butt and hair please?
Ty!
rolling for two
why the fuck not
one more
>>700096761
More optimistic too
Tnx bro
>>700093134
gf get
thanks mon
>>700096855
Checkd
Fuck it
please i need one so bad>>700097033
cheqd
>>700093134
yeah right
>>700093134
will she baby me?
Yes finally
mep
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-fulfilling_prophecy
>tfw it might really work
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>700093134
if singles OP is full of shit
>>700093134
God I hope it's true
>>700093134
she will be my gf
>>700093134
I LOVE PUSSY
Hmu cunts
Hoping So OP
Thanks
thanks anon, if only I had known it was this easy.
>>700093134
#Yolo
PLEASE GOD
Gimme back my old one
>>700093134
please be true
I'm talking to a new girl, I hope it works.
>>700093134
I already have one of them....all I can say anons is careful what you wish for.............
Fuck I'm not taking chances
Thanks Mr. Anon
>>700093134
nice bait
need new one with money + pritty + healthy sexlife + loves me
fine
ok
>>700093134
Kkk
One appeared the second i commented!
damn dude
better be true you nigger
k
>>700093134
ok, thank you anon i very much would like one
K fam
we all hope this works, don't we?
im so alone. need hugs dont even want sex just want contact :(
Will she come live in my basement
>>700093134
hope so
>>700093134
Done. Where is she?
Need all the help I can get.
I hope this is true
Die
Dubs get
>>700093134
can't hurt
Rolling for a wild little minx
>>700093134
what kind of gf
>>700098077
It's confirmed, I'll get a girlfriend
>>700093134
ty anon
please work
I hope it works...
This is not google +
>>700000000
Rolling
:')
I hope it works...
fine.
ty
thank you, sir
damn
oke
What if I've got one already
Ok
>>700093134
>700093134
I WANT A GFF
>>700093134
>>700093134
>>700093134
ty anon
ok
>>700093134
sure, I'd like that
given up hope already
>>700093134
Huh! Like i'm that insecure! Hahahahaha*sob*sob*sob*sob*
ok
Thanks
Fuck no, i wanna free hookers once weekly
Please
Never had one and I am to insecure to try, even this reply won't help, if you reply to my post, I will die in my sleep tonight.
ALRIGHT!
please
>>700093134
Thanks .
>>700093134
cool
K
>>700093134
thx
Posting to keep gf
Why the fuck not, eh
Bout time
>>700093134
your not joking right?
>>700093134
I could use one.
No I will never cheat on my left hand!
Tomorrow
>>700093134
Sweet Baby Jebus
>>700093134
thank anon
>>700098893
Die Mut@fuka
>>700093134
Eh. Why the hell not.
>>700093134
Thnx for the gf
Pls
Plz GiB me grillfrend I iz need
Roll
>>700093134
OH YEAAAAAAAAH
>>700093134
Can i choose?
Worth a try.
>>700093134
Hhs
help
Rollan
>>700093134
Just on the off chance this works
b>gf
Pls
Thx anon
>>700093134
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/curves
>>700093134
If dubs, then everyone who gets dubs will not get a girlfriend. Instead you all get bamboo jammed under your toenails.
Nice
Am i actually this Desperate.
I hope this works
>>700099016
Just keep your eyes open
>>700093134
Kekek
Yea right
>>700093134
Something like this
>>700099537
Reroll, because, fuck your happiness.
Ty
