Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700065471
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Miho claimed
>>700078538
ALWAYS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY-dwyQF0FA
Saber claim
>>700078835
That blush for me~
>>700078945
Kyou
Calamity-masu'd
Camera work is not fun
In between rounds claim!
>Goddamn I got a fuckin kill by spraying down a hallway.
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
>>700078874
Real new thread:
>>700079054
still here
Also still here
>>700079555
>POMF
>>700079431
>Real
>Was made later
>>700079164
Hello.
>>700079164
All it was was a simple hello, I'm annoyed about the multitasking thing.
>>700079777
Pocky
>
>>700079844
What are you doing?
>>700079873
Pocky?
>Rem
>>700079777
>>700079873
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>700079700
>munch
>>700080164
Space balls
How are you?
>yuuko
>>700080164
Windows 10 user.
>>700080222
>Grab
Akiko claimed
So so
https://youtu.be/to8yh83jlXg
>>700079844
Something very cringe about an anon who switches waifus and changes their personality.
You made it a month on this board b4 switching?
KYS.
fuck it. my thread literally got turned to shit.
claiming Cirno again here.
>>700080222
Check this out: https://imgur.com/a/hA80k
>>700080164
Um...
>pretending to date a cartoon character
>not losing your virginity at least by the time you've finished high school
Top fucking kek
>>700080568
>>700080419
Oh, it came out already.
A bit disappointed that it's about Bastion.
>>700080568
Not even trying right now, I see.
>>700080350
kiss
>>700080568
Why must you subject my eyes to such filth
I'm trying to have wholesome love making
Still here
>>700081058
>kisses back
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>700080222
Bug
I'm somewhat fine.
>>700080348
I had no choice
>>700081186
Still boat
>>700081058
>>700080816
>>700080694
I want a reward!
>>700080816
Came out about 2 hours ago. I was watching the livestream premiere
I think it was very well done. I'm sure they'll make more animated shorts in the future. Aren't they doing either shorts or comics for all heroes?
I would like a roadhog and junkrat short.
>>700081656
I'd like a Tracer short.
>>700081329
Not a boat. You're a boat.
I want to hug the Togame
>>700081222
>Hugs thanks
>>700081329
Anything that can be done to have you be somewhat better?
>>700080043
I don't know, I'll probably go back to watching Netoge here in a while.
>>700080541
>Thinking that changing waifus = changing personalities.
>Saying "board" instead of "threads".
>Not remembering that my old claim was supposed to be a prank but it got a little out of hand.
>Not remembering that I said multiple times that I didn't like my old claim to the extent of a waifu, but as a character in general.
Lurk more.
>>700082124
Forgot pic.
>>700081984
>
>>700081982
>>700079180
Woops I've already done that here
>>700081836
She already has one
https://youtu.be/U130wnpi-C0
Gooood evening ladies and gentleman I am back from ikea and am not a single step further in planning my fucking kitchen!
Buuuut I got a new 3DS Games so it's something
WHY IS THERE 2 THREADS?!?!?
Also Revy claimed and for the ones who don't know. I am the old Stella Vermillion.
>>700082471
No, I need more. I need all of them to be Tracer shorts.
>>700082625
And yeah i am a heretic faggot so please hate me
>claimed
>>700082729
>hates
>>700082625
Faggotry. Thats why.
>>700082729
Heresy? Time to purge
>pic related
>>700082491
Spooky
>yuuko
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700081930
You are also a boat
>>700081984
Tea and some medication should help.
>>700080541
And you're calling me cringe? This >>700082625 is a perfect example of someone doing a better job of being a heretic than me.
(Sorry Revy, I still love you bby)
>>700081329
I thought so.
Is it giving you a lot of trouble lately?
>>700081656
Ah, I see. Thank you for sharing it, then.
I think it was amazingly animated.
>I would like a roadhog and junkrat short.
Of course, that would be amazing.
In fact, I'd love to play with all of you if it wasn't because of everyone using the Eu b.net server.
sxdcfcvgb
>>700083208
hello beautiful dork
>Ubershit's server kicked me for high ping.
God damn it ubisoft my high ping is your fault.
>>700083277
Shhh i haven't even posted a boat in days.
For you, it's been minutes.
>>700082834
so cruel
>>700082893
aha. i get it.
>>700082912
>
>>700083314
Why do you even care about some random fag. It's better to commit heresy if it's only a month.
>>700082708
ok kid
>>700083336
>I think it was amazingly animated.
As someone who does 3D modelling I second that opinion
>I'd love to play with all of you if it wasn't because of everyone using the Eu b.net server.
Oh but that shouldn't be too much of a problem. We play on the americaserver as well. Where do you play?
ujyhfctg
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>700083336
I have gotten used to it, but i keep finding things that's still broken. Some of the programs i used before >>700083811
>minutes
~4hours.
>>700084438
Same.
>>700083796
>Ubershit
ah, Ubisoft, we love it, don't we?
>>700083828
Well, I don't care much for heresy. My waifu is still a placebo for when the right one comes. So far no good.
Just... when you commit heresy monthly it shows just how much you love your waifu...
>>700084638
At least shits finally stable now
>I just carried so hard with a LMG as IQ
>Feelsgud.
>>700084534
I'll take that as true. I think the general point still stands.
>>700083828
Damn, the new you is mean. What happened to the kind Stella I used to know?
>>700084638
>Placebo.
Is it too late to say that a placebo is what my old claim was?
>>700079321
Penny I fucking need you
>How to git gud at tekken
I'm at my friend's and he has tekken 4 and is whopping my ass
>>700084638
I don't care about heresy either.
It's no good if you constantly watch different anime series and you kinda fall in loce with another character.
>>700084908
I'm not mean
Or am i? :c
>>700083935
p-put me in on this guys
>>700083935
>As someone who does 3D modelling
Impressive, I hope it's not too difficult. I know I couldn't do that. Way too complicated.
It shouldn't? I honestly thought that it was impossible. Karen, Kirino and pretty much everyone else plays on Eu, while I play on Americas.
>Also, there's a lot of people I don't know in there. Could be a bit spooky.
![WO [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sgcUCmp.jpg "WO [143].jpg")
>>700084902
and back to 0 seconds
>>700084850
what are you playing?
>>700084908
nah, I thought that much. Still fun to tease heretics
>>700085186
Well, so far I still haven't fallen in love.
>>700085000
>085000 â–¶
>File: 178400849002202.png (331 KB, 448x478)
>>>700079321 (You)
>Penny I fucking need you
>>How to git gud at tekken
>I'm at my friend's and he has tekken 4 and is whopping my ass
Pick Kazuya, hard hitter, gud fighter
Double left triangle is a good power move, lots of grappling, and don't forget to use your legs
>>700085479
Rainbow Six Siege.
>>700085548
oooh a lot of pew pew then
I'm back
>>700085479
>Still fun to tease heretics
Hasn't happened to me yet :^)
>>700085677
Obligatory feet comment
>>700085684
CHEEEEEEN
>>700084534
>>700084902
Are we posting boats?
>>700085677
Nice feet
>>700085455
Shame...
>>700085901
I usually don't talk to heretics. After all they're filthy
>>700085894
>Tfw a fuze fucking Cluster Charged a hostage.
Kek
>Penny~
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>700085901
What boats
>>700085479
You'll fall someday.
>>700085901
No. What kind of heretic posts boats?
>>700086297
So... how's life now that you don't have to fear for it every waking moment?
>>700086508
Me? A Heretic? You must be joking you filthy heretic.
>>700086638
>>700086703
>ifunny.co
>>700086703
Its great, I can just relax and not have to worry about that moment since now its passed.
>I can enjoy life fully now knowing that my hunter has been hunted.
>>700086273
Kek
>>700086470
Predictable Syndra
>>700086638
Kek
>Nice gif
>>700086783
Togame, what the hell, buddy?
You said you're bored.
Now you're back.
Etc.
You're blocked in a circle, aren't you?
>>700085335
I do 3D modelling as a part of my studies. It's pretty complicated and time consuming and I'm not very good at it. I hope to get good like those Blizzard animators one day
>Karen, Kirino and pretty much everyone else plays on Eu
Yeah Overwatch servers are pretty great. People from america playing on eu barely get any lag or ping. Only somewhat tricky thing is that you have to add each other in-game in the same server. So you'll have to go into the eu server and then I can add you (or in reverse)
>Also, there's a lot of people I don't know in there. Could be a bit spooky.
Yeah. You don't have to be all chit chat if you don't want to. No one's gonna make a problem out of that. Mio barely said anything when he first got. You're welcome to join us if you like
>>700085982
>>700086783
Actual boat waifus are exempt.
That and your pictures are all adorable.
>>700085186
I know that there's still some kindness down in there somewhere.
>>700085479
Nah, I'd only tease heretics if they switched to a shipfu.
>>700087024
Muppo makes me confused.
I don't know what to make of her.
Mei
>>700086829
It still is strange though. It doesn't feel like it's closed... but that's just me since I'd like to know peoples motivations. I'd have liked an explanation from her.
But oh well, at least third wave feminist can now hate on you for not only raping a women but also killing one.
>>700087050
>If they turn to a shipfu
That's worse than heresy and blasphemy combined and multiplied.
>>700086917
Always happy to make people happy
You heretic
>>700087417
Bring back mizuki <3
>>700087025
I know exactly why she did it, she was obsessed with me
>Crazy bitch kept hunting me for two years
Really I think its just because she was mentally ill and I was always very kind to her.
Up until well, torso buckshot but still.
>>700087540
You're pretty much the only one who remembers Mizuki.
And nah, that's heresy. Let me continue claiming the 3edgy5me w4ifu
![WO [53].png](https://i.imgur.com/ddgxr8q.jpg "WO [53].png")
>>700087226
>>700087707
You're still just as cute
>>700086921
Did not notice you, yes I'm back, I have been back for quite the long while now
>>700087682
You linked the wrong person.
>>700087862
Boat.
>>700087682
Ah, I see. So she was the kind of girl you'd say "ah, it's okay, after all she's mentally challenged"?
If you say yes then woah, what the fuck esdeath anon is the same
>>700086703
You won't even notice it happened.
>>700087050
I am terribly sorry if i am being mean :c
>>700087226
She's half boat half moomin.
>>700087417
That was kind of the point.
>>700088169
It's fine, bygones are bygones.
>Gives hugs.
>>700088150
She was Esdeath but without the fear of life in prison
>She didn't fear death either.
It was spooky up until I realzied that she was dead
>She didn't even stand a chance.
>Buckshot is evil on soft targets.
>>700088799
What's Australian for 'good morning'?
>>700088674
Now I'm legitimately scared.
>be me
>hear about Esdeath stalking a girl but stopping due to police involvment
>get sudden motivation to write a story
>It's of course about a girl getting stalked by someone mentally challenged guy she met
>it was supposed to end bad and worse than in the actual story
>>700088799
Sup Chef?
>>700088264
I'm not convinced.
>>700088897
Mornin'
How the fuck are ya
Wake the fuck up
Any of those will do.
I WANT TO BUTTFUCK TRACER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-JhfqO_OIc
>>700086976
>I hope to get good like those Blizzard animators one day
We can only dream. Best of luck.
>People from america playing on eu barely get any lag or ping.
It'd be pretty nice if there was no problem at all.
Especially since I'm South american.
>Adding each other could be kind of tricky
Yup. Happened with Anomaly, happened with Kirino. There would be no problem in doing it, though.
>You're welcome to join us if you like
Now I feel bad for being such an unlikable cunt towards you.
>>700084534
Compatibility can be a bitch sometimes.
I hope it's still better than your old Windows.
>>700088799
rory
![CV [104].png](https://i.imgur.com/x8l1UBE.png "CV [104].png")
>>700088099
>>700088990
5 mins left in thread before I head to work. Need to be pretty focused on work for the next few months due to us getting fucked for a lot of things. Mainly a ton of students wanting food and coffee.
>>700089270
yuuko
Privyet everyone, I'm here for a little bit.
How's everyone doing this fine day?
I got a new pic, so I'm glad for that.
>>700089441
>us getting fucked for a lot of things
>mainly because of a lot of customers
And I thought it's because you guys made something illegal or some customer was a bitch
>>700089532
evening
>>700088990
I have nothing to fear anymore!
>But yeah I wouldn't wish what happened to me to happen to anyone else
>Esdeath was jealous of me cause I got a kill.
Esdeath is a bit spooky, but much like my ex he might end up on the wrong end of a gun.
>>700089532
What up nerd? I'm playing Siege.
Daily Reminder That Penny Done Did A Kill.
>>700088897
G'mownin cunt has always worked for me
>>700089245
>Best of luck.
Ayy thanks Ruri. I'll make you proud one day
>South american.
Well we haven't tried it out yet but it can't be much worse than Australia.
>Now I feel bad for being such an unlikable cunt towards you.
Don't. You were just fucking around and I'm not one to hold grudges
>>700089053
Well, wake the fuck up to ya.
>>700089359
Hugs are good.
>>700089678
I mean it's scary in it's own right that I wanted to write a story based on exdeath which basically was your story in the end.
Well, good thing I didn't finish it yet.
But agreed. Esdeath is a bit spooky. And I saw that he was jealous of you.
Oh, I have a question for you, since you live in the states. Would it be possible to become a bounty hunter?
>>700089648
That pic is weird
>>700089756
That shouldn't say murder though.
>>700090268
Bounty hunter is a job, but its not as glamorous as you think.
But it is pretty fucking radical.
>>700090268
It would be possible to be a bounty hunter, a few guys I know run a biker gang that collects bounty on people in 5 states nearby
>They like Alive Or Dead wanteds
>Especially pedophiles.
>>700090470
Agreed, it should say "Penny Done Did A Self Defense." kek.
Claiming Katia
how y'all doin
![WO [131].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tn8WSJm.jpg "WO [131].jpg")
>>700090241
Hachikuji reporting in!
>>700088528
>hugs
>>700090587
"Penny Got Girl With Gat Good" would be catchy I think
>>700090737
This looks familiar.What is she from?
>>700090814
>Revy
Top tier waifu
>TFW you will never have her pistol
Time to pull a Keemstar and get roight into the noose
>>700090775
Considering heresy yet?
>>700091196
Prequel, it's a really really really good webcomic
here's a link to the first page http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/
QOTT:If your waifu was fighting in Vietnam what would she write on her helmet
>>700091199
Pretty sure the only thing he is considering is suicide.
>>700090470
>It's a job
Holy fuck really? God damn this does sound radical alright
>>700090587
bwahaha, this is awesome in its own right
>>700091476
Determination
>>700091476
LSDO
>>700091476
>F is for fucking
>>700091196
That would be pretty catchy.
>>700091476
>To Save Lives
Penny would be a combat medic and try not to engage in combat as much as possible.
>>700087707
Not sure if I count if we didn't talk back then, and we barely exchange words now anyway.
>>700089884
>I'll make you proud one day
I know you will, worry not.
>it can't be much worse than Australia.
I was able to play just fine with Anomaly, even though he's Finnish.
>Don't. You were just fucking around and I'm not one to hold grudges
Was still rude as hell since you never did anything to me.
Again, my apologies.
>>700091476
"I'm starting to feel nauseous from the thrills, the chills, the kills"
![WO [129].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6jPa1hq.jpg "WO [129].jpg")
>>700091549
Oh man Thread is slow without Spammers and Shitposters
>>700092255
I guess it counts. Still only two people who know of this.
Nya I'm back now
I went out shopping with my family and went to a bbq thing at my brother's middle school. Felt sick throughout the day though because it was very hot and crowded at the school
>>700091476
I AM GONNA FUCK YOUR EYES WITH BULLETS!
>>700091196
>Revy top tier waifu
She sure is.
>>700093181
welcome back Felix anon
Hope you feel better soon
>>700093265
ALWAYS ANGRY!
ALL THE TIME!
FUCK YOU
>>700082124
You're posting on an image board. Why are you telling people to lurk more, when you have been here a month. Kill yourself
>>700093181
try to take it easy then
>>700093181
Better stop that 'Nya'ing.
>>700093561
Well I'm home now, so I'm just gonna rest for a bit and have some of the vitamin water i got and some chips
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
>>700093561
YEEEEAAAH!
FUCK CHAOSFAGS!
I claim the last image post in the name of the Fatman
