Cringe as fuck thread
Starting with some fresh OC
Pic related /b/romos
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>>700057701
Those kinda pics are the backwash of relationship-ending drama.
OC cringe bump
>>700058121
oh god.. the cringe is real .. fuck
>>700058465
>shut up nerd
This kid is owning
>>700058465
We said cringe not pure alpha dominance
>>700057701
OP is jelly
>>700057701
bump
>>700060219
Jayzus...
>>700058465
The confidence is there. The content is iffy. 8/10 this kid will get laid when he starts acting like a person.
>>700060219
>>700058356
Brb going to feels thread to tell whiney fags they're cringey
OP's post reminds me of this dude I went to HS with. Two weeks ago he posted this insanely long love note to his gf's wall, super cringy HS-level stuff (he's 29). And she replied on his wall with her own version.
They broke up 3 days later. My friend discovered that he's written similarly huge declarations on FB walls of 4 other former girlfriends.
>>700061258
OP here: sounds like the guy in my original post.. they've only been together like a month. and it's like their third time getting together and always displays paragraphs of love to girls on fb. fucking cringey and beta
>>700057806
>what's the ass called
Lost
>>700060219
AHHHH ... please tell me he killed himself
This is so fucking painful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdes0D1rL7E
>people fell for it
>>700062130
Sure is.....if you're a virgin.
>>700063853
Or if you like money.
>>700063853
xD I can call someone a virgin on 4chin! lel top upboat!
>>700063979
There's more to life than money or Nintendo celebs you fuckin nerd
>>700064171
being this incredibly stupid
>>700063853
god damn dude you really are a waste of human being
>>700057806
didn't know this was a ylyl, fucking lost
>>700064171
You really gonna dissolve thousands of dollars in a swab of nail polish to make a statement against those goddamn nerds or are you just a Trump fan doing the doubling down on retardation thing?
>>700064217
Lol callin me stupid cause I'm not a dumb anime
>>700064341
I'd rather destroy that than make u nerds happy lol what you'd buy it then you'd jerk off on it fuckin weeb just get a gf
>>700057701
Where is the cringe?
OP, you're probably a kissless betafag who is just jealous.
Post a timestamped pic prove you're not a NEET faggot neckbeard.
>>700057806
Thats some Beavis and Butthead shit right there
>>700064445
I think it's the 'kiss meeeeeee' that's cringeworthy
>>700060219
Tfw moving to louisianna is one step before killing yourself...
>>700064698
I lol'd
>>700063853
> lol I'm a fucker
N
O
>>700064950
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm in physical pain after seeing this
>>700061250
what the fuck
>>700064698
Fuxking jek
>>700057701
If this really is OC OP you are an idiot.
You censor the FB name but not the full name in the comment that Hayden wrote.
>>700064950
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>700065297
Do you post this everyday edgelord?
>>700057701
The fact that he's getting pussy offsets the cringe
>>700061250
Fucking disgusting
>>700057701
>you are my everything
so.. what does that make her?
>OP tries to block out names
>start reading
>Jacob McClure
Kek....nice job OP. You're probably the 1 "like" on that comment.
>>700064698
Nice cancer meu amigo
>>700065110
That girl
this whole FB page really
>>700065506
10/10 story would read again
>>700064757
Yes, that was what I was referring to.. I'll post a pic though for that guy though. Only neck beard betas call other people neck beard betas
>>700065916
Man, posting CWC is almost like cheating in these threads.
>>700065337
well, i don't think this is cringy at all.
he trys to impress with a outdated method.
even though its weird, if this guy would be some better looking motherfucker, shit probably would have worked out.
>>700057701
"I'm Jacob McClure. You may remember me from such facebook posts as sappy selfie, my dinner plate from our two week anniversary, and like for equality"
>>700065909
lolol.. damnn
got me there. However, I am not any of the likes. glad you pointed that out. now i'm not gonna post a pic of me now that someone could send my pic to him
>>700066822
How much is 9322 tokens worth?
>>700057701
Jacob McClure. You did nice work censuring the names.
>>700064286
You should just kill yourself
>>700066934
yeah thanks.. youre only the third person to point that out now
>>700066924
$18,644.40
>>700067097
Is that true or are you making it up?
>>700060219
I have a mutual friend with this dude.
>>700057806
>the ass you retard
>>700058465
>Funny Facebook kid.png
You're the fucking cringe here with that fucking filename
>>700066924
About 10 cents a token
so 93222x10
around 9000 dollars
>>700065916
Anyone gonna post Chris's ripped open infected taint wound for the newfriends?
>>700066424
she's just craving some alpha cock.
>>700058121
Sound like that chick needs to throw herself a fucking self-pity party.
>>700066741
I was waiting for someone to do it.
>>700067242
It depends from the site but, al least on chaturbate and mfc 1 token iquals $0.20 to the perfomer. Got friends working there so they told me that, and it is on FAQ from chaturbate.
>>700061250
If you are interested in seeing how far this rabbit hole goes check out common filth's YouTube channel.
>>700064366
>I'm not a dumb anime
>Nintendo
>miyamoto
>i'm not
>implying you can be an anime
>implying Nintendo has anything to do with anime
>>700067530
>>700067347
thx fam
>>700058465
Fly home, buddy. I work alone.
>>700058121
No wonder there's nobody for someone like her
>>700064442
So glad summer's almost over
>>700064698
ffs
>>700060380
Jared plz
>>700057806
>the ass you retard
>>700065297
caterpillar eyebrows
>>700064893
>im moving to louisianna
Thursday at 2:34pm
>im killing myself
Thursday at 11:38am
either moving to lousianna is the next best thing to killing oneself, or it's a way to kill oneself
> ITT: The faces behind 4chan
Part 1
>>700066822
fake or he hacked the site. probably v& soon after.
>>700067841
Part 2
>>700067841
Fucking rich people man
>>700067000
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
So this faggot has been posted here for years. Looked him up again to see what he was up to because he was gone for a long time after his original pictures made the rounds.
He just very recently made a rap video.
Dudes.....prepare to cringe so hard you'll shit diamonds.
https://youtu.be/0Mgv8xVntRA
>>700067841
Post pattys profile
>>700067930
>best friends
>best friends
>BEST FRIENDS...
>>700064293
Whatever. Would still fuck
>>700064698
Zozzle
>>700064698
you are a fucking cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s2J3psjun4
>>700064698
gig
>>700064908
But look at thw FUCKING dent in the FUCKING ROOF?
>>700067885
Could be, I dunno though, loners can get really obsessive about camwhores
>>700065297
That is some true cringe.
>>700063853
You just triggered all 12 year old virgins on 4chan, so 90% of all 4 chan users
>>700068084
Don't know it, found this on a cringe thread on a lifting forum.
>>700064442
Hey look it's Caspian Paddock all grown up...sounds like hasn't got laid yet either. Shocking.
>>700068409
ayy kekao
>>700068028
This is actually friggin cool
>>700064698
Replying
>>700064698
kill yourself cunt
>>700065506
>>700067761
Shieeet, I was too late
>>700057806
>cringe thread
>I lol'd
>>700066225
This is a cringe thread not a spook thread
>>700068562
>>700064698
kek
>>700064950
please tell me that's not real
>>700064698
Lost. Not even ylyl n i lost
>>700057701
90% of all the faggots posting here would kill to have those kind of problems
>>700066822
>may I have your cum in car video
Kek
>>700068786
Man or woman? I can't be sure!
>>700068000
the comic was good until the end
>>700068749
What in the heck is that even?
It looks like a GRANDMA CHICKEN lololololol!!!!!!!
>>700065110
The girl looks kinda like Kim from Scott Pilgrim
>>700069033
>triggered
>>700067000
>>700068000
Newfriends can't fucking see this or what?
Chekt.
>>700068698
He's pretty based
>>700069189
>girl
You mean the dude with the feminine penis?
>>700061250
Please tell me this is fake
>>700065916
>not even any autism
>>700060219
Wow. Show everyone how pathetic you are. That will get you pussy.
>>700067530
>>700066924
Sorry anon i made a mistake the real amount is $4,661.10, 1 token worth $0.05 so for each 20 tokens they get $1.00, i misplace the fact, sorry for that
>>700066459
Hey I admin that page lel
>>700057806
this isn't cringe, but more of how this is a real life tv show
>>700067000
>>700068000
>magic triple 000 /thread
>nobody cares
This is now a feels thead
>>700069805
you're using the wrong meme as the avatar, dumb frogposter.
>>700069805
What's up Noah?
>>700061250
*BARF
>>700069999
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>700064698
immune
>>700057701
At least he know's what it's like to swap spit with a beautiful girl. Unlike probably 60% of the people here.
>>700057806
this belongs in a ylyl xD
>>700065110
That face though
>>700066741
this is great
>>700066653
This fucking guy....
>>700000000
>>700068000
>>700069999
>>700070044
I am a wizzard
Fresh OC from last night.
>>700057806
That's fuckin fantastic
>>700069665
dude, it's 93.222 tokens.
>>700070329
>>700070365
Use adblock for fucks sake
>>700057701
Hey, why do you have a problem with Jacob McClure?
>>700070140
I get your point but
>beautiful girl
>>700058465
Kid is bringing the bantz, betas can't hang
>>700070192
She got gangbanged by them.
>>700067530
"Friends"...sure bud ;^)
>>700064698
you cheeky
>>700070582
Last one
>>700070642
That was quite the ride, noice one m8
>>700064698
fegget
>>700067841
>>700067930
fuck, i need to find a sugar daddy too. especially one who doesn't "want" any sex.
>>700070736
Almost shed a tear when it was over. I wanted to keep going.
>>700070489
Ok, I looked closer. Still, quite decent by neckbeard standards.
>>700058465
he's still active
>>700070140
She's like a generous 5/10
Not that I'd turn her down
>>700057701
>>700069033
i'd say woman.
>>700061250
TL;DR
Remember boys and girls. Joey likes kids.
>>700071012
Not cringe
>alpha male
>>700060219
We don't want him here. I hope he died in the floods.
>>700071300
Dubs of truth confirms
>>700065337
the cross on his neck is the cherry on top
>>700066653
hah i want to know who posted this on 9fag xD
>>700064908
>>700062130
Fake? Seems someone who would be an avid collector of this shit would know what he's doing. Forge sig from Wikipedia page and troll enthusiasts?
I dare u not to cringe
https://youtu.be/vfc42Pb5RA8
>>700070140
>beautiful
>>700066653
man xkcd has really gone downhill
>>700070937
shit, his ability to write a coherent sentence regressed
>>700070140
Beautiful gitl? Is that you Jacob?
>>700068786
what the... I don't even... wat?
>>700070937
I think there is a point where it is actually more difficult to spell the words incorrectly and he is just so far past that point.
>>700071699
It's not xkcd. Just some retard.
Xkcd still going stronk
>>700070555
Ewwww more like they got fucked by her and her 12 inch black food I she affectionaty calls tyrone
>>700064698
Fagget
>>700070140
>beautiful
>being part of the 60%
kek
>>700071903
I wasn't kidding.
There's a story to those pics. The old fat dude is the younger dude's uncle. They took turns on her later on and then the uncle started fucking the teen chicks alone, boxed out the young guy.
>>700065337
>>700068409
卍h†卐╠þ
>>700064698
kekd
>>700069665
This one is correct...
>>700070912
That lion got saved by surgery
>>700072090
Noooo Lmao
>>700072090
this makes me sad. that must have been hell for the girls.
>>700061250
All Hillary supporters do this
>>700072322
Doubt it, if niggers were doing it.
>nice dubs tho
>>700064698
faggot
>>700069403
Kek
>>700072090
pics?
>>700072090
What's the full story anon
>>700064698
Fag
>>700068222
Get
>>700070459
Deal with the add? For real fucks sake
Bitch ass, complain more.
>>700061250
People like this should die
>>700057701
I'm sure most people here haven't even locked lips with a mildly attractive girl.
>>700072511
I'm not sure if there are, don't think so though I seem to recall other pics with more skin.
>>700072566
My memory may be foggy but IIRC it became a whole thing when the uncle kinda laid claim to the teen chicks and his nephew ended up getting friendzoned while he was really into the chick.
The pasta should be around, I'm sure someone has it.
>>700064698
replied
>>700065954
I wish /b/ had spoilers sometimes.
>>700069403
>merry christmas you retarded faggot
>that pic
>>700064698
reply
>>700070329
>>700070365
>>700070418
>>700070418
>>700070464
>>700070534
>>700070582
>>700070642
so, who are we meant to cringe at? the fanboy or the tumblerite?
>>700072715
This fucking guy, He obviously makes this up on the spot. like that would ever happen'
>>700069333
checked
>>700072715
Waaaaaaiiiitttttt it's that pasta omfg I never saw the pic for it holy crap
OC, one of the comics I did in middle school for a "funny" site.
>>700072715
I think I remember this from like 2-3 years ago
>>700064698
do people really believe this shit?
>>700073045
thanks you provided my daily dose of autism anon
>>700064950
>Deal with it
>>700073045
what?
>>700073034
somebody post the pasta
>>700072700
Wow kid, this comment is the cringiest thing ITT
>>700073247
>>700073247
Fuck I'm at work rn not at my comp
>>700073045
How much of your life was wasted on that? I need this info for science.
>>700064698
Fuck lol
>>700057701
Op is jelly virgin fag
>>700068786
Jesus.
what an unfortunate looking motherfucker
a genetic nightmare horror
who would ever fuck that
>>700073203
You're welcome. Have some more
>>700073208
Back then I thought I'm hilarious and random, I don't know anon
>>700073404
I didn't put much effort into them, but I eventually gave up because people were thumbing me down and calling me a "scene queen faggot". I recently found them in some folders and I teared up at the sight.
>>700073645
You're on /b/, faggot! At least 1/2 of /b/ would fuck that til their dick fell off! 1/2 of /b/ would fuck a blind autistic squirrel if they thought they could catch it.
>welcome aboard newfag!
>>700064698
you bitch son
>>700073319
Then call me neckbeard wizard kekito zozzlemonster
>>700071374
Wait, I can be put on a watch list just for annoying someone under the age of 18? or is this some type of law language?
>>700072904
Both.
Anyone who likes comic books/superheroes is a childish tard,
>>700064698
Faggot
>>700057701
So having a gf is cringe now. OP is a faggot as always.
>>700071012
huh? how is this cringe? that dude alpha as fug
>>700066225
Mr. Fantastic?!
>>700073550
hahaha nope, not jealous. There's nothing about fattties that turn me on. they disgust me
>>700065297
mfw it's not even toast
>>700066822
Not really cringe but kinda sad. A lot if richfags are just like this guy and donate to camwhores because they are lonely as fuck. Props to the guy actually donating to a out-of-the-closet camwhore than to the sluts on Twitch
>>700073810
so
first of, you are a girl (no shit)
second, you had those pink hair shit?
damn
hope you got better, anon
>>700074365
this is offensive please delete right now.
>>700065297
I've never understood what he meant. What's the correlation between toast and anime?
>>700074148
wait a second
like something don't make you retard, just discuss about it in the internet make it retarded
but I do it on /co/
fuck it
>>700073984
>autisitc furry
90% of all channers are furries, that would even be a fetish for most of is
>>700074438
>scene queen faggot
Sad thing is, anon's a dude.
>>700057806
havent lost this hard these days in ylyl
>>700067612
underrated as fuck holy shit kek
>>700074580
shit
it said faggot
holy fuck anon
it's a ... dude?
damn
>>700058121
Easily manipulated late teen. My dick wants to contact her.
>>700069999
Holy wow
>>700074538
i guess he refers to scenes where the protag is late and simultaneously gets dressed and eats breakfast while running to school.
>>700072904
The faggot posting this shit
>>700061250
Ah man, I've read this before. Absolutely disgusting. Purge now.
>>700062130
>>700063853
>>700063979
>>700071585
Yes this is painful if you're a virgin.
A photoshop virgin. Smudge too, guys. You guys should learn to spot the extremely obvious shoops before summer ends.
>>700067930
I want to hear the pickle story.
>>700074735
not when you discover she have 330 pounds and purple hair
and a beard
>>700064171
Edge on this one
>>700065337
Anyone who thinks this is cringe can continue sending their crush ambiguous text messages in the hopes of her making the move. This guy gets it.
>>700058465
I laughed at the atheist thing.
>>700075042
That's why my dick wants to contact her, not fuck her yet. My dick is a careful, tasteful being.
>>700057701
i am Jacob McClure, stop messaging me people. Also posting this crap man this is why you dont have a girlfriend and you have to lust after mine. you had your chance to make your move when you guys were friends after we got together. now why dont you stop posting our details on a Vietnamese shopping blog
>>700065110
>be me
>young woman
>love MLP
>find out about a meet up for MLP fans
>show up to find a pantsless dude and a fat slob talking about which pony they would fuck
>mfw to awkward to leave
>>700074562
>90% of all channers are furries
no
not even 15% of /b/ are furrys and belive it or not, most other boards are not autistic
>>700065110
>>700066589
Thing is with these kind of things (OK, maybe not the brony shit because who would be seen dead there), is if you're vaguely normally socially well adjusted, you're pretty much guaranteed to get laid. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. You've got no competition. I bet there's one vaguely normal guy who's pounding the shit out of The Gate Keeper.
When I was at university I was in the "geek society". There was a bunch of creepy sperglords who always hung around, but the guys who came occasionally to drink and socialise were pretty much exclusively dating the women there - who tended to be really fucking kinky.
>>700068746
wat
>>700065110
And from that day forward, Laci Green renounced her faith in the male species
"Never again," she said. "Never again."
>>700075239
your dick contact things
to that either you would fuck her (at least she would blow you)
or you would like grase your dick in her, I think
>>700066589
>>700066822
Oh damn, this is so sad.
>>700075340
Lul, cinge fasggit
>>700066822
Not cringe
good guy
>>700075277
Timestamp panties for proof, femanon! With timestamp provide more detail please.
>>700071374
>yuba city
>once voted worst small town in american
>>700072402
haha
>>700074271
them posting this shit in the same room is cringe, artard