It's my birthday and yeah I'm forever alone, but could a femanon write on her tits (or ass could be cool too) happy birthday to me, and timestamp? I don't ask for much, but that would be yeah, awesome. My first name is Eric
keep this shit bumped op im on a mission now
>>700056470
Can't tell if serious, but thanks :)
>>700056292
Do it for OP for he is truly a faggot
>>700056569
Yes.
Yo hecka frickin bumped
>>700056739
bumpin
Give him the nips! Bump this shit
>>700056292
if you liked traps i would give you one... sorry
>>700057184
Traps are welcome as well!
>>700056292
bump for the wizard
>>700056292
Bump for potential
Good luck and happy birthday
How old are yee
bump
>>700056292
do it for eric gals (probably alone because you view women as objects but okay)
>>700057411
quarter of a century
>>700057479
Pick your pants up from the floor man. Not cool
>>700057468
could be the other way around or it could be both at the same time
Lurking for potential tits
Bump for Eric.
This is my first post in about two years fam. It's for a good cause. Happy birthday.
#bumpforeric
Five time
>Five time
Five time
>Five time
Five time
>wcw champion!
Now can you dig that
>Suuuuuukkkkkkkkaaaaaaahhh!
>>700057812
Bumpforeric
Bump for op
Happy birthday Eric! Girls, make him happy!
inb4 some anon asks his sister to post nudes for eric
>>700057910
His name is Eric.
#makeericsdickgreatagain
bumpin
Bumping.
Anyone catch the 70000000 get yesterday?
>>700058151
My heart skipped a beat there
#TitsoutforEric
#bump for eric
Bump for lonely Eric
>>700056292
bump
#bumpforeric
Don't let Eric down folks!
Bump
Bump for Eric. Come one femanons, give this poor guy some hope.
Eric, happy birthday Boy. Hope to se titties with your name on...
>>700056292
bump for tits
>>700056292
#bumpingforeric
>>700058288
Dubs decide the hashtag
Here you go eric
>>700056292
Dude! It's also my birthday today! Enjoy your day!
Bump for ERIC!
>>700056292
Happy birthday Eric i wish your dream comes true
Bump
#bumpforeric
Lol... there are no femanons on the internet I guess, but maybe an Overweight Anon could write "Eric" on his tits for me, I have a wild imagination so it'll work, thanks guys
>>700058512
WINRAR
>>700058288
Oops meant for
>>700058233
>>700058638
Nice try faggit
>>700056292
Best I could do on short notice.
bamping with tits
Write happy birthday Eric Mc Gaylord king of the faggots
Come on #bumpforeric
HappyBirthday. Make it a good one k?
>>700058638
there are but none of them are willing to take their tits out for a loser whose only birthday wish is that retarded
>>700058828
Hey now, a bit more legible please.
bimpin
>>700058828
can anyone confirm this is not fake?
>>700058828
No fucking way
>>700058893
you try writing under your tit and posing for a potato
>>700058828
Fake there's no 18th month
#bumperic
>>700058830
Remember Eric probably just turned 15, and is a Fat forever alone, neck patched virgin, so for him, this is Big.
He's probably the same fat neckbeard who buys a prostitute of Craigslist when he turns 18, and gets Robbed, because the Prostitute will say "No"
>>700058828
Queen of /b/ for the day.
God speed femanon... Godspeed.
>>700058828
Thats a high quality shop man
>>700058937
Could be fake because of the low quality but i hope it's true for Eric's sake
>>700058828
Hooray for Eric!
Thanks for hooking that wizard up today femanon
>>700058828
nice
>>700058970
>posing for a potato
Poor Eric what did he do to deserve being called a potato
>>700059081
If it's confirmed as real
If fake
He's a fucking fedora cunt
>>700058828
Bad shoop
>>700058828
Did you try to take a picture through a fishtank?
>>700059008
Are you retarded?
>>700059151
Kek
>>700058828
Fake shit. Can we get a real timestamp for OP?
Hook this nigger up already. There's gotta be a grill in here lurking!
yo op, nice name, got the same one
Could we maybe get a second pic for confirmation?
>>700059236
Taking the bait
bump for eric
>>700056292
About to go outside and ask around
Flan porn for eric
>>700058828
Not real/fake. Try again faggot.
#titsoutforeric
I would, but my tits are like 3/10 ;_;
Bumping
>>700059619
do it fam
>>700059619
Does that mean they're small/saggy, or what?
>>700059151
8/10
>>700059619
There are no bad tits
>>700059619
Unless that means manboobs, go for it. All female boobs are welcome.
:)
>>700059765
BOI she did it, she fucking did it!
>>700059765
Nice manboobs, fag
>>700000000
>>700056292
#TitsForEric
>>700059765
Yeah! happy birthday eric!
>>700059765
And now everyone will want the rest of your body.
>>700059765
fucking A :')
>>700059765
Win
>>700059765
Fuck yeeaaah, femanon delivered
>>700059852
those are really mantits? :(
>>700059837
And they are actually pretty good I'd ask for more but doubt would happen
Happy birthday courtesy of my tits.
>>700059878
Lets make this a thing
#TitsForEric
>>700059765
Write it on your dick now
>>700059765
all is well in the world.
>>700059765
God bless this femanon!
>>700059886
Too bad that is all you get
>>700059948
nice ones
>>700059950
>>700059878
#titsforeric
>>700059948
Ah fuck wrote the wrong date.whatever tits are tits.
>>700059948
I would love to cum on those tits Milady.
>>700059948
>8/17/16
I assume that "eric" doesnt exist and its bait to get femanon tits
>>700059948
17 ?
>>700059765
You rock
>>700059852
faggot
>>700059852
Not all tits look like your favorite porn stars. Fucking virgins.
>>700059852
>>700059930
>>700059954
I'm insulted you dont think my boobs female
>>700060209
>I meant 'are female'
>>700059765
Wait so you call those 3/10?
I'd say def 9/10 here
Here. Fixed the date. Fuck.
>>700059948
>>700059765
I will cherish these forever. Thank you so much.
-Eric
>>700060209
It's teh Angle you took the photo - the boobs flop to the side to much, and if you look at Man boobs they are always sloped to the side like that.
Try pushing them in together next time, this is what they are sued to seeing.
>>700060209
>insulted by anons on the internet.
>im not posting tits anymore cause this anon ruined it for the rest of you
Give him more tits!
#titsforeric
>>700059765
Lovely tits fuck more? Or that all you willing to do?
>>700059765
What a good bitch
And happy cake day Eric
>>700060323
I'd definitely lick the nips.
>>700058151
Wish I knew sauce on this one.
>>700060333
Eric replies and gets trips. Coincidence? I think not!
A shitty ass pic for a hopefully not-so-shitty birthday
>>700060333
Nice try faggot,
I"m Eric and I love Cock so please Anons write "Happy Birthday Eric" On your Cocks for me
they look shit but fuck it, i drink my boob milk for you eric
happy birthday
>>700059765
How many virgins are on this site
They're clearly female
Take the ballsacks off your eyes so your vision is clea,. Especially these fags.
>>700059852
>>700059954
>>700060319
I was not the one who said 3/10. I didnt write anything before posting
>>700060481
Spread that ass!
>>700060529
eric is a lucky motherfucker
>>700060323
What an angel!
Godspeed eric
Pardon my handwriting, happy birthday!
>>700060529
Holy shit are your tits cumming?
>>700060529
10/10 would feed
>>700060529
>i drink my boob milk for you.
Fucking send that shit.
Diamonds
why didn't I think of this shit?
>>700060632
tit milk
/b/ is less of a sausage fest than I thought
anyone else jealous of eric?
god tier thread. Thank you based femanons
>>700058828
Sweet Jesus that's a beautiful body
>>700059765
>>700060209
>>700060361
I think they're female but you should post pussy to
> prove it to these fags
> get me off
Or post face. Or both.
this thread is win.
can we get birthday pussy?
>>700060333
No anon should go without some form of tits on his birthday. Happy to do my part.
you're a lucky lad, eric.
Alot of femanons on today.
>>700059008
Eurofag!
>>700060481
I said femanon not femplanet
>>700060721
Me all those wins
.>>700060620
>>700060604 those are nice
>>700060529
>>700060481
>>700060772
This please.
Also a lit birthday candle in the pooper would be nice
>>700060529
Feed me momma
>>700056292
BUMOBUMPBUMPBUMP
>>700060949
This
>>700060755
I don't think so. I was just feeling generous because of poor Eric
This day shall be known as the ballad of Eric's birthday tittes
>>700060620
>>700060604
>>700060529
>>700060481
>>700060323
>>700059948
>>700059765
Doing god's work ladies!
This is just the beginning Eric, things will get better for you. Tits never lie.
>>700060481
It's a trap!
>>700060529
ewwwwww what is that stuff coming out of ur nipples? :S
Someone fucking screencap this.
>>700060481
Yo girl turn around and show that pussy
The ass is awe inspiring.
>>700060529
Thats disgusting breast milk stinks and tastes rank, if you've got this fetish you've got a big fucking surprise coming your way
>>700060604
Big beautiful perky tits…such high cleavage! More plz
>>700060529
MVP right here
>>700059619
Tits for Eric or GTFO.
Do it Cookie Bags
>>700061076
are you retarded
>>700061076
That's milk you fucktard
>>700060323
Yours are my fav
>>700060529
can i see your baby belly please femanon?
>>700060529
Great tits. Rock fucking hard. Please post more?
>>700061076
>being this much of a virgin
You are trolling I hope
hello r/4chan
>>700061076
>ewwwwww what is that stuff coming out of ur nipples?
It's what your mother still feeds you
Fucking virgin
>>700061076
tit jizz
>>700059765
Very lovely of you to make a boy a man today
>>700060943
>Fire in the hole!
>>700061226
faggot
Tits out for Eric
>>700060529
>EDF Energy
I see you britfag
>>700060323
Those are great tits!
BIRTHDAY CANDLE IN ASSHOLE FOR ERIC 2016!
Anyone screen capping this before 404
Also this is going in a best of 4 chan thread
>>700061129
Depends on the diet, mine tastes like warm ice cream. Smells like cows milk.
>>700061210
I'm not pregnant, i have a breastfeeding mommy/son fetish
>>700061367
now with scottish power! edf are expensive
Cmon girls, take more photos. I want to fap for Eric.
>>700060333
Trips & tits confirms Eric gets laid this year
>>700061389
Looking for a birthday candle right now
Pussy courtesy of ass girl <3
>>700061388
Thank you anon. Grew them myself.
>>700061431
Looks like a good bounty for only inducing...how long have you been feeding?
>>700058111
Underrated post
>>700061581
Confirmed. Eric is getting laid soon.
>>700060604
Possibly the greatest chantits I've ever seen. Congrats Eric and thanks femanon!
>>700061581
this is a good thread
thanks Eric
>>700061591
Nice work, keep growing
>>700061581
#pussyforeric
>>700059619
Do EET!!!
>>700061581
yeah! nice pussy assgirl
>>700060481
>>700061577
noice!
any candle will do
Eric will go blind at midnight tonight unless femanon reply with time stamped scooter.
From one Eric to another you were a fuckin good Eric today
>>700061581
WINRAR!
Who can one-up her?
/a/ here I missclicked and thought I would check out this place
Is it always so nice here?
>>700061581
You've brightened all our days, not just Eric's. Thank you.
#ballsacksoutforEric
>>700060620
Great tits
>>700058166
Not me, but someone was kind enough to give me a compiled screenshot of them
Femanons deliver for Eric, great work. Happy birthday Eric you lucky faggot.
>>700061129
Fuck knows I just hate it, her pregnacies fucking sucked
>>700061581
You wanna put a birthday candle in there for the birthday boy? Or maybe a couple fingers from behind bent over?
-eric
>>700061810
No, this is a treat.
huehuhe
>>700061595
I haven't actually fed anyone yet, people irl are clingy and desperate and it doesn't go anywhere other than them sending dick pics.
>>700061581
Damn that's a beautiful pussy
>>700061935
I came.
>>700061935
fuck off faggot
>>700061935
There's always one cunt who ruins it.
>>700061581
I seen enough jailbait pussy to know that this pussy is younger than 18 years old. My guess this pussy is somewhere withing 14-16. MODS MODS MODS.
>>700059765
Good on you lass
>>700061950
9/10 men into that are by definition clingy and desperate, mommy issues.
Keep searching, you'll find someone decent. But you'll have to lower your bar a bit if you ever wanted to satisfy your fetish.
>>700062003
Stop shaming the flat chested hairy femanon.
>>700061996
Don't be hasty now Eric got what he came for and other people might enjoy this
>>700061935
good work dude
have a good one :)
>>700061935
Why would you do that? Did you really think this was a funny thing to do? This is far beyond any practical joke. Eric was having such a great birthday until you did this. Do you feel proud? Accomplished? What the heck man. Please just go away.
>>700061950
That's awful, sorry to hear that! Too bad we're not closer, I'd be latched on right now
>>700062054
18 going on 19 next month. Try again.
>>700062054
>I seen enough jailbait pussy to know that this pussy is younger than 18 years old.
No mate
Jailbait is 18 yo
You've been looking at 14-16 year olds
I hope you get arrested
She's at least 20 bro.
#doitforeric
B/rown femanon here.
Here's some booty for you Eric.
>>700058512
why did you drew a tiny PENIS near "eric" ?
I don't know I haven't shaved my vag since a week and it may look dirty now, you still want a pic?
>>700062093
Oh yeah I know, the only people who seem nice are the ones who aren't anywhere near me. Hard to have an ANR when they live hours away.
Seems like most young guys are only really after sex rather than roleplay, and I haven't seen any girls into it which i'd totally go for
>>700061935
Kek
>>700062245
Then virgin?
>>700062245
Why are you wasting your time here? Go make some money on backpage
>>700062054
>seen enough jailbait pussy
>>700058828
>700058638
fake and gay and badly photoshopped.
wrote even on the thin air
>>700062338
The answer is always yes
>>700062243
> people irl are too clingy
> desperate and clingy "I WOULD COME TO YOU AND LATCH ON"
juxtaposition of the incongruous.
>>700062245
Called 20 my bad
>>700062347
RP involves sex!
>>700062338
jes
>>700062270
lol 18 is legal u dumb fuck. ya my fav kind of pussy is 13-15. not gonna lie, i get em in real life too MATE <3
>>700062338
of coarse
>>700062245
care to show more? Y'know, since you're here?
someone do pussy for eric
>>700062338
Of course
>>700062302
The love for Eric doesn't seem to end!
>>700062548
Nice moar now
>>700058616
What is the name of this porn star? Made my dick diamond by seeing this one pic.
>>700062572
see >>700061581
dumbass
>>700062529
>not gonna lie
>continues to lie
>>700058828
it is fake,text is on a straight line,not even a little bending following her abs.Poor eric,why don't you ask your mother to do write it on her tits and let you suck them like old days?
>>700062302
Nice booty
>>700062501
RP involves whatever the two people want it to. If I'm gonna be a mommy for someone it doesn't mean I want to fuck them, it means I wanna punish them when they misbehave, give them rules and change their diapers cos i'm fucking weird like that
>>700059852
Fucking kek man.
>>700062439
RECK'D
>>700062212
Stop being in denial, you where jacking off to those man tits huh?
Naughty boy!
Besides this is 4Chan no one really even gets their feelings or moments ruined.. And if you do get your moment ruined then you won't last very long on this site.
>>700062245
Nice lies. I am expert of jailbait pussy, and you are 14-16. My pussy radar never wrong.
>>700062655
Late to the party m8
>>700056292
Was gonna ask for that as well. Happy birthday Eric. Hopefully we will both have less that normally depressing day today.
>>700062529
>lol 18 is legal u dumb fuck. ya my fav kind of pussy is 13-15. not gonna lie, i get em in real life too MATE <3
That was my point
You were claiming jailbait was <18
You ar 13-15
ITT: drawing a circle with your mum's lipstick on your hand and then wanking isn't a real girl
No matter how hard you imagine.
someone have screencap this thread?
>>700062849
Yes please
>>700062849
Most of it.
>>700062849
Why? Fucking do it yourself you lazy cunt
>>700062529
>lol 18 is legal u dumb fuck. ya my fav kind of pussy is 13-15. not gonna lie, i get em in real life too MATE <3
Shit why did Eric get all the love. My birthday is on Saturday and I bet I won't get shit!
But happy birthday anyway eric I hope you have a great one!
>>700061935
Just look at the time.
>>700062631
fuck i don't remember her name i lost
videos with her when my hard drive burned, but she don't do porn, only some artistic shit but it's still hot
>>700062390
Had sex 2 days ago so probably not
>>700062999
I might be around Saturday anon. Never hurts to try!
>>700062529
Reported you sick fuck.
>>700062999
Ehhh at least I got some trips
>>700062704
So what happens when I get an erection?
>>700063032
post it hard
>>700062999
Luck of the draw. Also, if you think getting reluctant femanons to write your name on their tits is live, you live a sad life.
And who even gives a fuck about a birthday
A reminder that there are sexy femanons who browses 4chan. Which probably makes them that little bit more sexier.
heeere
#nutsackforeric
>>700063071
get some dub dub trip dubs
>>700063097
Dunno, haven't done it with anyone yet. Wouldn't sex them though
>>700063178
Nice ass, now show dick
>This whole fucking thread. So many keks.
>>700062767
too late mate,forgot to refresh.God bless that Eric.
>>700063178
New thread eric lad?
>>700063237
That's ok, just need you to stroke it…
still waiting on a goddamn candle in someone's asshole.
gahhhd is that too much to ask for these days??
Last one with writing before I shower.
#PostDicksForEric
Eric, at the beginning of this thread i said i was on a mission. I hope in time you'll come to understand what i've done for you.
>>700063159
Is "live"? Just seems like a cool experience
Of course I live a sad life I'm ITT
>>700063361
Glad I'm not Eric.
>>700063178
>nails are cut
>trap inc
>>700063178
God has smiled down upon you on this day, Eric. Happy birthday man
>>700063346
you have to catch the right one. not every /b/tard has phallic shaped candles, faggot
>>700063364
>>700063361
I love these nips, more!
>>700063361
That is one large horizontal belly button you got there femanon.
>>700063178
Damn that's a nice ass Michigan girl
Happy birthday Eric.
The world isn't such a bad place afterall
>>700063421
yet you are a weeb posting shit images like this.
>>700063378
I. I don't know who you are, but thank you!
>>700060481
Would bury my dick in it no matter what it is.....man or woman
>>700063453
>>700063378
We'll played sir
>>700060529
>>700060323
>>700059765
tits were inquired and tits were provided, you gurls are the best. In old days this would be considered as legendary and worthy of many songs...
Well done Eric, well done...
>>700063435
1. i am indeed a girl
2. i bite my nails so fuck you
>>700063535
>>700063421
jelly cause you get no tang
