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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
and
>>700034755
yeah but isnt armor heavy and dont you need help to put it on?
>>700034786
if its on sale then yeah.
>too early to delete my bake
fuck
>>700035027
waddup?
>jenny claim
Claimu
>>700034915
How's it going Anonon?
Don't watch Cencoroll.
Akiko claimed
Alright, let's see it then
>>700035173
Bwahaha, about time I baked again. Don't worry, you can bake the next one.
On a side note, thread sure is slow at this time of the day
Claimed, no trollerino
>>700035171
I ain't stupid
Gotta have friends to start the crusade too, you can't just do it yourself
Also claiming Felix, nya
>>700035171
>>700035173
>>700035183
>>700035228
>>700035251
>>700035253
>>700035275
Welcome back everyone
>>700035293
No, u.
>>700035001
Maybe. It was a long day.
>>700035252
nah man, don't worry about it. typing with one hand is really slow anyway.
>>700035171
i'll check it out then.
>>700035398
maybe it was a boring day.
So circlejerks are "waifu claim threads" now...
>>700035331
no u
>>700035467
I mean I have to go later and considering how slow the threads are... I won't be here to bake the next one. In case I am still here I'll bake it, but I doubt it.
>>700035514
They are also Trap threads. Those are more toxic though since the traps in the threads like to insult one another
welcome
>>700035275
yeah sounds like a good idea
>>700035293
thanks chara
>>700035467
you will see what i mean by second act is shit
>>700035616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZF_zPkWbhY
I'm just here to post porn
Waddup boys
>>700035183
Going fine. How about you?
>>700035627
I know lmao.
Anyways, I'll be off again. Gonna watch some more mirai nikki before i go to bed
>>700035171
Hey I'm back
So what do you think of the upcoming msg game?
>>700035183
Hey nui, I'm back
>>700035275
So Felix, decided what to watch?
![Kirino [255].png](https://i.imgur.com/WJc9GAz.png "Kirino [255].png")
>>700035700
hi
>>700035748
looks really confusing storyline wise and like it wants to rip popular zombie games
>>700035514
"waifu thread" is a buzzword now.
>>700035616
Assuming I'm still here though. i don't like slow threads.
>>700035627
Does it run well on pc? i don't have a ps4 or xbone.
>>700035627
No problem
>>700035667
kek'd
one off too
>>700035730
Goodnight Felix anon
>>700035748
Yes i did, but I'm gonna go to bed after the next episode
>>700035514
>now
they're also shitfests
>>700035833
buzzword is a buzzword
fucking newfags ruined this place
>>700035835
So, what're you up to today?
>>700035892
Oh okay well sleep tight and don't over think life
>>700035815
It does but I have never played mgs so I wouldnt really know anyway.
I also feel like they're a bit late with ripping of zombie games, the hype is oved
>>700035973
Doing laundry, eating lunch and then going to an Ikea. Oh, and vacuum cleaning the house too
>>700035833
my friend ran it well enough on his. i played metal gear on the 360 and it ran well on that 2 surprisingly
>>700036044
yeah but its happening anyways
>>700036049
School starts back up for me today.
>no fun
>>700035467
Nah. Busy and tiring. Highly eventful.
>students are back in classes so as a coffee shop we were pretty much perfect
>>700035293
Why thank you.
>>700035702
Doing decent, but it's morning and i strongly dislike the smell of eggs.
Been up to anything?
>>700035748
Why hello there, back!
Anyway did you enjoy the walk?
>>700035293
>Welcome back
I just got here. You're rather careless
>>700035700
>nice gif
Hello gal
>>700036083
More cute males
waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfkeMXNwt-0
>>700036128
Aww, too bad.
>>700036163
No Problem
>>700036181
But you visited these threads before, so welcome back isn't completely wrong.
>>700036163
Speaking of eggs, I've been trying to make omurice.
>>700036200
???
>>700036111
>checked
Had no clue it had 360 and ps3. probably still check out the PC version. should run fine on an 840m. if not, ps3.
by the way, i've only finished peacewalker, would MGSV still make sense?
>>700036286
yes please
>>700036111
Kek that is very true
You play any mgs games?
>>700036163
It was rather pleasant
Also kinda weird it felt like a dream
The busiest streets in my town were completely empty, no one to be found
>>700036083
O shit, got a sauce on this?
>>700036111
>>700036362
I'm retarted and didn't read your other reply
>>700036435
Niet. It's from a h-manga I can't remember.
As always
>>700036281
That would be very difficult wouldn't it?
>>700036362
That sounds amazing, i wish things could always be like that.
Daily reminder to kill yourselves, waifufaggots.
>>700036435
That's Po-jus Art. Just googling Po-Ju is a surefire way to get to his art and two gifs
>>700036601
Be the change you want to see.
>>700036286
Hot and adorable.
>>700036395
More like this?
>>700036339
you have played the one that has a good number of characters that are in 5 so it should make plenty sense. would recommend playing ground zeros if its dirt cheap. otherwise yeah go for it
>>700036469
thats ok dont worry.
well thats it for me. night,
So is the character Chara male or female?
>>700036592
Same for me actually.
But it was still kinda weird.
So what are you up to?
>>700036733
Night best tomoko
>>700036592
Have you tried it?
>>700036733
great. definitelly getting it after finishing SCII. g'night
>>700036757
Female i suppose. Chara does sound really feminine. But i don't think it's ever specified.
>>700036757
Canonwise Chara is whatever the player depicts Chara as.
Fanwise they're more likely to be a yandere female.
>>700036842
Same as before, listening to this now though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8L3MC_1V8c
>>700036942
Not in my life but it looks complicated.
Move this cancer back to /a/
>>700037275
>implying people havent already tried
>>700037077
Gaiko anon i assume.
>>700037275
Isn't summer over? anyway it was never on /a/ to begin with.
>>700037320
>Implying these threads weren't rekt last night
>>700037331
summerfags arent a thing
>>700037357
Are you implying they were? They're still here evidently
>>700037357
what?
>>700037275
I'm curious, why do you desire to ruin decent threads? do you actually like the fur thread or are you an elitist.
>>700037391
Who made that crop and why is he allowed to repopulate?
>>700037412
It doesn't matter if they are here
It only matters that you weebs are salty which you clearly are
The cutest
>>700037449
>"decent thread"
>waifu claiming thread
>>700037467
>I very slightly inconvenienced someone on the Internet
Mission accomplished?
>>700037548
No mission
Just fun
>>700037214
I like it, starts comfy and then gets pretty fast paced
However im not really in the mood for that so save it for another time
>>700037582
fun is a buzzword
>>700037391
Anybody can use inspect element
>>700037649
Don't be mad because you know it's true
Can't sleep, just meat, kill me softly.
I honestly wish this thread died but the only thing these spammers do is keep it on page 1.
>>700037467
>12 hours later
>Some nolifer comes here and starts spamming the thread again
>He implies that he "won" last night and we are salty
>That spammer literally just went to bed, got up again and starts the same bullshit like last night
And you want to tell me you have a life?
Sure is summer here
>>700037701
Why can't you sleep man?
>Wouldn't be killing you fast be less painful?
>>700037785
Heard of sage newfag?
>>700037793
>calls me summer
>has seen moot confirming summerfags arent a thing
>still believes summerfags is a thing
>>700037214
Oh boy, it's so good. It's actually not that hard, just needs to be precise when making the omelet. Just looking into cooking more Japanese food.
>>700037845
I'm just meat without use, rotting.
>I just want to feel something, fast slow, painless or wrenching
Did you just say you sage son?
But real question, why do i never see you spammers ruin fur threads, it's always someplace decent.
>>700037849
No. Mind explaining me what it is?
>>700037999
waifu thread =/= decent
>>700037970
Damn dude, wanna talk about something?
>I mean I guess you'll feel something
>Pain isn't a fun thing to feel though
>Pleasure on the other hand
>>700037943
He never said that.
>>700038048
But at least it's not disgusting, regardless you always appear when i try to start a Hunger Games thread.
>>700037970
Pick up running.
>>700038168
>inb4 says i go on hunger games threads
What even is a hunger games thread?
>>700038191
I'm sure you will find a good use to this.
>>700037943
>sigh
look, I tell you why summerfags are indeed a thing.
Now look, you think summerfags aren't a thing because all you do is sit at home all day long while your mom brings you some doritos. You are only at home. 24/7.
Now here's the thing. During summer normal people are going on a trip. Vacation, ya know, the thing you have 24/7 since you don't have a job.
So, the traffic would decrease, right? If people are going on trips during summer. But the thing is, it doesn't.
Because schools over and some fat bunch of teenage summer kids who are too poor to afford it are suddenly staying at home. They don't have to study and they don't have a job during summer vacation. Now the traffic increse, thus the traffic "doesn't increase that much"
You see why you're a summerfag now?
Anyway, you will always be in denial.
Plus, the statistic is from 2002. It is not the latest statistic.
>>700038253
Cheers for that m8
saving for a wikihow ylyl
>>700037958
Still sounds difficult but it sounds worth it, that interesting.
>>700037623
Are you okay?
>>700038265
Why try so hard?
TLDR kys weeb
>>700038440
here, have the latest statistic.
It does indeed increase
https://www.quantcast.com/4chan.org
it's not hard to look shit up online
>>700037970
Just do what you what you like the most - I think doing something you enjoy might snap you out of it
>>700038322
>>700038250
A thing were anons put 24 or 36 images with a name in a thread and up runs a thing on brantsteele with said things killing each other.
You just remind me of another anon i guess.
>>700038048
But r8 threads are. Where people show their faces on a anon board.
Or the muther wll di posts, that people comment unironically, like an old chain text, or the sl33p t1ght p4pp3rs, the people comment on unironically.
Those are the decent ones. The "good ol' /b/ ones"
Can't do raids on vent nymore.
No more d0 xing cus mod bans.
So those are the good ones.
>>700038151
I want anything besides what I already am.
>I don't care, either or at this point.
>>700038222
Corps ruined running for me, didn't like it anyway, it's also high 90s here
Fuck you my post isn't spam
>>700038415
Do you ever cook?
>>700038674
TLDR kys weeb
>>700038554
I enjoy sleeping, I can't think when asleep. Nothing else comes to mind anymore.
>>700038674
Try weightlifting.
>>700038415
Yea I'm fine. Just tired is all
I don't want to listen to vast paced songs when I'm tired
>>700038527
Chara tbh you're a fucking hero
These threads are so enjoyable with you around
>>700038674
Whats wrong with you man? You're always nice in here so I'd say you're a good goi
>700038763
>I'm on /b/, rational arguments are scary and I'm always right
K
If you can't respond to someone without saying 'kys weeb', both unoriginal insults, and just lack the conversational skills to make an observation, don't have a conversation with anyone at all, ever.
>>700038860
Good greentext newfag
>>700038765
Surely there must be SOMETHING you enjoy doing that can stimulate some feeling out of you
>>700038949
I wouldn't want to have a conversation with a faggot like you anyway
>>700038847
No problem and thanks.
Sometimes I'm not on waifu for weeks or so. Don't worry, I never truly leave.
After all, only banned people can now peace from 4chan. I'll always come back.
And it's alawyss pretty fun around here.
@700039015
Then why are you replying to people?
>>700038736
I'm kinda lazy so i just heat up things.
>>700038847
Ah, understandable.
i'm glad you're alright then.
>>700039062
MFW just leave 4chan newfag
>>700038814
No. Then I'll be tired, muscular piece of meat that's worse at running and still useless.
>>700038985
I'm so fucking empty I doubt it. I just want to not exsist.
>>700038847
I'm not good, I'm nothing. A meat sack, no purpose, better dead than alive.
#700039135
You didn't post a face
@700039135
Okay, now you're clearly conversating with me, and I'm fine with that. Why should I leave exactly?
>>700039223
Do you actually know how to reply to people newfag?
>>700039149
Try a psychiatrist.
>>700039279
Learn to reply newfag
>>700039017
>I never truly leave
I know that feeling kek.
Glad to know you'll always be around
Even these "raid" threads are fun.
>>700039099
Yea thanks.
I'm trying to watch some anime but this thread is distracting me
>>700039149
>You have a porpuse to me
You come here make our days. Don't be so hard on yourself. The question to what is life? Is so broad, everyone fills that in differently
*700039280<
Yeah, like this, thanks for the (You), you're so sweet.
>>700039280
No. Mind explaining it to me?
>>700039099
Aww, I'm lazy too, but I have to learn to cook because I won't have anyone to cook for me in the future.
Is the "@" used to reply on some other site?
>>700039149
Why do you seek purpose? I don't think anyone on earth, besides shizophrenic people actually have some kind of porpuse.
The thing is... life is only fun when you want and try to have fun. No matter what makes it fun for you, try to find something, make it a hobby, dedicate your life and income to your hobby. Or... I don't know, work and distract yourself from your depression, but that has proven to only lead to burnout and thus even more depression.
So... tl;dr: you shouldn't worry about being a meat sack. Just find something you like doing. Maybe with people. Or not.
>>700039351
They are fun. Sometimes the Spammers realise we're actually a pretty cool bunch and just post with us. I remember the time we had a bait anon who only posted bait pictures
>>700039449
>porpuse
well fuck
>>700039355
How much autism do you have?
#700039342
He's fucking with you by not giving you your (You)s but you're to new to see that so i won't give you one either.
>>700039426
>>700039449
I think the funniest shit is when the spammers actually think they are achieving something
>Another thread dead gj everyone
Also are you talking about the sculpture guy. He is pretty much an active member now
>>700039533
>calls me new
>believes weeaboo threads are decent
>>700039341
I'd get kick out of the military. I can't be even more of a disappointment.
>>700039351
I come here, post may mays and ask for lewds. Im...like mizore, a running gag.
I don't fill it in at all
@700039426
It's to not give peoole (You)'s
>>700039449
I have nothing but games, I enjoyed thise, but now. It's nothing, I'm a robot. I'm 20 and have fallen into line towards oblivion, nothing to look forward to buy eternity alone. I've been distracting myself for years, so many years, I'm so tired.
>>700039622
Sculpture guy has been around for a while now. He just posts under different persona's. That, Peter Lorre and some other non-fictional person.
>>700039149
As a friend, what you've said really bothers me. Talk to someone you know. Distract yourself. Please don't be so harsh on yourself. Eventually, things will get better.
>You're a friend
>We're here for you
>>700039426
I guess i should try at some point. what kind of stuff have you learned to make?
>>700039351
I get distracted by it as well, both are pretty fun.
/strike through!/700039513/strike through!/
None sir, I'm just le epic maymays
>>700039622
Oh, so he doesn't claim bait anymore but sculptures? Didn't know that.
@700039627
>doesn't know what the b in /b/ stands for and things anything in this board is decent
>>700039741
I see. And you don't know how to get out of it, right? How about you try counseling? Nothing to loose at this point.
#700039627
I'm a different anon
>>700036642
Thanks, yo!
>>700039763
Lots. From spaghetti from scratch, to steak, to curry, to spicy noodles. Although I don't cook meat anymore. But I suck ass at baking.
