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depressing meals thread
kill urself m8
>>700032599
Finally some original thread and you already ruined it
bump for interest
Bump
>>700034032
noice keyboard
Veggie Omlet
What's depressing is you're grown ass adults who can't cook for themselves. What the fuck is the matter?
>>700034654
Every MRE is pretty depressing
>>700034731
BUT THE VEEEEGGIEEEEE OOOOOOMLEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!
ole !
>>700032446
>no money for real food
>probably spends hundreds a month sucking cancer
>>700034666
Trust me. We gave the afghan $25 for his IED maimed already dead goat so we could eat that instead of the MREs...
I mean in all seriousness some of them arent that bad the first time... but after hitting every menu option enough times.... fuuuuuuck.
>>700034666
Nice Trips you retard
>>700034927
eeey thats just how I live
>>700034927
>>700035103
I also drink alot, everyday
>>700035103
Hopefully you die soon
>>700035134
probably
It's not depressing on its own, but it my life is falling apart like this fuckers...
>>700035276
Shows hoe* these*
Jesus what is wrong with my brain
>>700035276
wanna talk about it?
>>700034956
Just be glad they moved on from C-rats. Canned ham and lima beans made you consider scraping out the gunk growing between your toes and eating that instead.
>>700035378
I'll just go kill myself
>>700035404
Not really, but Vodka and a cig is my breakfast right now
>>700034654
some MREs are fucking good
>>700035749
um....you fucked up
>>700034032
Please can we see more of your home.. you look like quite a neat freak
>>700035606
If you eat them rarely maybe
They just get that taste of depression and meaninglessnes
>>700035787
ok I'll bite, how new are you?
pic related paired with a plastic bottle of stale warm coke.
most depressing "breakfast" tbh
>>700035578
although the ingredients are a bit meh, the final product looks ok
not sad
>>700035843
cause its processed food made to last years. make a homemade meal
>>700035948
holy fuck you need help
>>700035945
Die besten Chips.
>>700036397
>>700036280
We all need it
4chin is a Pit of depression, agony and pain
>>700036481
no reason to eat like shit
>>700036612
You're probably right I'll just go to /fit/ and ask them what to eat
Bump
>>700037253
>>700037614
looks like some nice shitty trash to heat up drunk at 5am
>>700035530
Why would anybody think that's a good idea
I'm trying to imagine the flavor right now and all I can think of is salty, mushy vegetables congealed into the sickly sweet jello.
>>700037614
>>700037691
That's dumb. The eggs you get at the store are not fertilized.
>>700037640
Probably not that bad if you managed to finish the chips before they got soggy.
>>700037669
Probably not bad at all.
>>700037691
That looks delicious to me for some reason
>>700037614
It doesn't look pretty but it might taste okay, I've had TV dinners like that before
>>700037926
'Merica
>>700037669
Is that a cheese stringer thing?
>>700034032
Junge, geh mal deine Tastatur waschen.... Erdnüsse sind aber eine gute Mahlzeit. Dazu noch wurst. passt.
#FreeThePeanuts
>>700037810
I fertilize my own eggs
>>700034649
before eaing that just buy 2 apples. fuck man
currywurst fresh out of the microwave
>>700038162
Who do you steal the sperm from?
>>700035749
Dude, why the fuck would you be game enough to post your address on here?
>>700034649
Are those fucking maggots?
>>700038313
That doesn't look too bad
>>700038390
Ramen sandwich. Yum.
>>700038313
actually I wouldnt mind this one :).
>>700034032
This is how my future looks like because of 4chan.
>>700038390
dont be stupid. please,
Its either cheese or... like.... uncooked small noodles
>>700038367
google the address, you may be surprised.
>>700038185
Might be good if you had like maple brats and cinnamon toasted buns.
>>700038313
ess ich auch hin und wieder, gibt besseres aber gibt auch weitaus schlechteres.
>>700037614
daddi
>>700032446
dad please come out of your room...
>>700038313
That bread looks delicious.
>>700038119
"Ketchup smakar gott på glass och banan" - Idiot swedfag
>>700038761
welcome to germany. one of those is just a few cents
>>700038649
>>700038748
Daddy is talking to his friends now. Go bug your bit- your mother for a bit ok sweetie?
>>700038799
bästa reklamen ever ju ditt jävla apskrutt
>>700038930
Welcome to america where a bigger one is even cheaper.
>>700038313
I'd eat that
>>700032446
>>700039115
Ordinary/10
>>700039007
We know that that country is all about
quantity>quality
and all we gotta say is:
Keep rockin in the free world :)
>>700035749
Bait. He is already getting pizza delivered
>>700039115
not seeing a problem here
>>700039007
Are you telling me smaller one costs more than a bigger one?
>>700039194
Ty fam but we have both quantity and quality. Also if you disagree we will bomb you back to before the 3rd Reich.
>>700035787
>>700038367
>>700039290
And his name was Chris Dorner
>>700039229
that shit just supposed to be funny
>>700034032
I bet you can build a computer but still lack the skills to wash yourself properly...
>>700034032
I see you keep a single napkin near by just in case.
>>700039331
you just keep tellin yourself that and watch your greedy asses getting fatter
>>700037614
skyline chili is actually good as fuck. you put shredded cheese on it after you heat up the chili/spaghetti part. it is much better from the actual restaurant though.
>>700039530
Who the fuck would eat plain cheese as if it was bread?
>>700039346
I'd eat that
>>700035530
>>700035578
God. Immediate post war was just a terrible time for food.
>>700039585
Not even cheese, look again.
>>700039585
poor people
>>700039007
its about taste, not size ;-)
and american bread rolls taste fucking awful.
>>700039517
Sure enjoy all those mudslimes raping your women
>>700035578
i will never marry a woman who cannot cook this dish
>>700039901
oh what the fuck is that thing?
>>700039669
thanks. As long as I can eat well and jack off Im fine
>>700034654
At least it's not the 4 fingers of death.
>>700039901
>>700039964
Looks like MC soup and Bologna
>>700039964
macaroni and ham?
>>700040083
Looks like it
>>700035408
Old ranger buddy of mine was pissed when they switched over. Says he had finally found a way to make them taste alright.
>>700040019
fuckin' legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQIuzJ9oTdo
>>700039901
havin a manly unhealthy meal at all costs.
Thanks for standing up for the world, brother
>>700037614
Fresh is best but frozen is ok in a pinch.
yum
>>700040096
high precision bananner
>>700039346
Nice sccy.
>>700038361
Everyone in the neighborhood
more yum
>>700040096
This actually works.
>>700040511
mmmmmmmmmm my favorite dish!
>>700040460
kek
>>700040143
combining the right ingredients of multiple mres gives you an awesome meal, cant image how long it must have took to master a passable C rat.
>>700040511
fuckin flips.
>>700040553
insect sushi is best sushi
>>700039775
Turn on a blender, add some spices and youve got yourself a fit dip for those nachos. Not depressing at all.
>>700040698
/b/ cookies?
>>700039901
You get it. Exactly the kind of stuff I used to make when broke but still want my food to resemble some kind of meal.
is this depressing enough ?
>>700040626
Yeah I don't know if I belive that they can be made edible to be honest. But he swears he found a way. To be fair if anyone could do it, it would be a fucking ranger.
>>700040935
Not unless it has a vagina.
>>700039331
>-
You can see this by how healthy your population is.
>>700037614
>CINCINNATI
>>700035749
This one might get burned
>>700032709
>tfw i want to eat that bread
the fuck is wrong with me
>>700040315
Jesus fucking Christ , who would do such a thing?
>>700041890
you're not the only one
>>700041669
Oh fuck not again
>>700034654
It's my ramen sandwich tastes kinda ok
I've had to eat white bread and ramen for the past 3 weeks.
How am I alive.
>>700041890
>tfw i want to fuck that bread
i've accepted my degeneracy.
>>700041890
woman and their elegance amirite?
>>700038313
Guten Appetit!
>>700039775
Maybe a little lazy but definitely not bad
>>700039775
too much tomato, not enough onions, no celery, no peppers, no spices, no sweating/cooking.
>>700042254
this makes me uncomfortable
>>700035749
why do your pizzas cost so much?
I'd kill to eat alot of this food, I'm poor as shit I can barely afford my bills that's without eating most days.
Best meal I had in the past week was a half eaten kebab I took out of the trash amd reheated with a bucket and some wood.
It tasted like I was eating at a Michelin star restaurant.
>>700040315
Take it back
>>700038864
Shit twinkies?
>>700043242
Jesus. You make me glad I have fucking slices of bread and ramen.
Good luck, anon.
>>700043242
and yet you're posting on /b at 9 a.m.
get a job in a restaurant idiot
>>700035787
>>700038367
Good job it's today's date too.
>>700043242
If you're that poor stop by a fucking food shelter, you can get sandwich shit and soup cans for free.
>>700043012
Look on the date in the bottom-right of the pic. That was during the national pizza shortage.
>>700034654
>>700043462
I have a job just not a good one, I am trying to find better work.
And the only reason I'm posting on /b/ is I have a hand me down smart phone my friend give me out of pity.
Im even trying to work two jobs if I could find a day time job currently work nightshift.
>>700043655
Were you one of those guys that thought school was a waste of time?
>>700043655
bag of rice is $10, just saying.
>>700043488
I live in the UK. We only get given so many food parcels and no not a foreigner they live better thanks to the government.
this depressing meal
>>700043668
yo, I've not seen Golden Grahams in time
>>700043802
>Go to France
>Be foreigner
>Eat like dumpster king
>>700043874
the edge
>>700032446
I pretty much have no food in the house and would eat almost any of these. I exercise a lot so devour everything in sight when we have nice food. I'm very hungry and kind of sad right now.
>>700043767
No I have a trade as a carpenter and the firm I worked for went bust so I took what ever job I could at the time.
>>700043802
Lol, that's such a poor person mindset, shitting on other desperate people. You deserve to be poor.
>>700043912
the cancer
>>700043971
develop a scat fetish and then you can recycle your food every day
>>700044006
but you can't bake a potato
>>700034270
underrated post
>>700034270
>my life.jpg
>>700044006
Try harder, faggot. Seriously. Or just blame foreigners, that's what other poor people do.
>>700044161
>>700044168
no one replies to that post for 2 hours then you two faggots do at exactly the same time
>>700044235
Fuck I am trying anon at least I'm not here fucking begging just having a rant.
Have three job interviews for next week.
>>700044310
the face of a faggot
>>700039391
>>700039007
American food, on a scale of 1-10 is a 3/10, no joke. Our food is of such a low quality its fucking amazing.
I know this because I am an american, but travel all over the world for business. Our food is absolute shit.
>>700044073
Or, I'll probably just go to the shop soon. I eat a lot of great food, I'm just super hungry due to burning too many calories.
>>700035749
>screenshot and put into paint and lazily put the image up so we cant see tabs
come on let me see that porn
>>700039391
what the fuck man...
>>700039530
Oh my
>>700044398
my way is cheaper, more exciting
>>700039391
just wow...
>>700034032
Your keyboard has cum on it.
>>700044348
Okay, that's good. Good luck with the interviews. The key to getting a better job is keep fucking looking and applying, I applied for tons of jobs in my field and got a good one eventually. Too many people get apathetic and settle for shit because they're lazy and blame others, it's in your hands.
this bullshit
>>700044658
ever seen one that didnt?
>>700044508
You've sold it to me, I'll report back tomorrow.
>>700039530
Looks pretty good to me m8.
>>700039775
low key creepy right there anon.. good work..
>>700040766
>>700042761
>>700042852
all you faggots didn't notice the jizz on those chips.
>>700039775
Why did you jizz on the nachos
>>700043639
gold anon
>>700034666
What makes you think they're adults. It's still summer.
>>700044696
Just thought I'd let you know.
>>700035530
>>700035578
I know it was war time but fucking hell
>>700044310
dosnt look like that's what happened at all....
>>700039294
Not using fresh squeezed lime juice... Not using fresh squeezed orange juice... Drinking whipped cream flavored vodka...
Lot's of fucking problems here.
>>700034538
*pausing.... Slow backtrack to investigate. Op you need to treat your self to a new keyboard.
>>700040315
No lie, my 7 year old did this this morning with M&M cookies. I was like WTF is wrong with you.
>>700045305
>Not using fresh squeezed orange juice
Squeeze this you Faggot
>>700045285
yes it did
>>700037627
Wtf??? Back story please!
>>700045547
Why does your 7 YO have access to cookies in the morning?
>>700039465
Kek
>>700045841
Black teeth don't matter anymore anon.. You should see my girlfriend's little brother, kfc thrice weekly, soft drinks soda what have you whenever he wants, nine years old and mouth full of cavitieees
>>700045841
Cause I gave him them for breakfast.
>>700032446
You guys made me depressed so I cooked. Organic vegetable curry with cheese rice omelette and Czech beer. Took 10 minutes to make. Looks pretty gross, but smells fucking great.
>>700046161
Ahh looks can be deceiving dude, I made buldak - some korean dish that's mostly just chili of varying sorts - looked fairly meh. Cover with cheese and oven for five minutes > looks restaurant quality. My point being I'm sure that tastes great
>>700045739
It's "art," actual brains would not retain their shape when removed from a skull. They flatten out like pancakes.
>>700046360
I live in Korea, buldak is the shit. Also spicy shits.
>>700032599
kek
>>700046161
Way to keep in the spirit of the thread, that's the most depressing food yet
>>700046439
Oh nice, yeah man whenever me and the missus eat out we just go to this one place because they make it spicy as fuck.
Best international (to me) food I ever tried
:c
>>700046549
Looks amongst the worst, probably tastes the best though. It's the only actual meal on here.
>>700046727
haha wooow
>>700046603
Can't go wrong with Korean food. Galbijjim is my favourite (Beef short ribs), just expensive compared to other food.
I couldn't take a picture but here was mine
> Be 2012
> Broke as fuck
> Only thing in cabinets, instant mashed potatoes
> No butter or salt to mix in
> Only thing I had was Montreal Steak Seasoning
> Worst meal ever
stale petit beurre! muh favourite
>>700037981
actually that picture was takin in Europe.
>>700034032
How does that keyboard still work holy fuck
>>700039346
>better put my gun in here xD
kill yourself.
>>700034956
Your full of shit where in Afghanistan
>>700040315
This fills me with unreasonable anger.
>>700040315
lol nuuuuu xD1 omg!!! haha!! that just like that gif when they pour the chacolate milk out into the sink!!! xd!! tkae it back or im rporrteing you!!!! :P
>fucking every reply to these images ever
The most depressing is that I don't find those depressing, just regular meals for me
>>700047020
Cheers man, probably try it next time I eat out I've been looking for new food
>>700047707
madibus is mad
>>700037669
Atleast melt the cheese you fucking savage
>>700038361
Kek
>>700034032
This is the future we've chosen
>>700047404
It's probably a living organism, so the drive to survive
>>700034649
My nigga. Noodle sandwich is genius!
Messy but damn tasty.
>>700034032
Is that cum or dust?
>>700034863
dat cheese dow
>>700040511
Wut?
>>700048559
A combination
>>700036997
look on his face is priceless.
>>700040626
You make it sound as if it was hell on earth mre are not bad they taste good some are shit but come on dude fuck stop complaining you little bitch you were probably a pog as much as you complain
>>700040935
I think your bottle of trader joes amoretto is depressing.
>>700040460
It's how you make filling for geese or other stuff you ten mix it with groats, jams, or othe shit.
>>700044694
RIP in peace dignity
>>700047432
He's gonna eat the bullet after
durr!
>>700040599
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That's always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don't want to get embarrassed, Anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can't wait, it's always fun playing insult roulette.
>>700049396
ti:dr kek
>>700034032
BUNCHES OF RADISHES
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ONLY TRIPS WILL END THIS CRUELTY
I really don't get how fat, stupid fucks can't cook. For the retail price of like, 3 packets of chips and a couple of bottles of soft drink (soda for amerifags) you can buy some stock, various grains and some veg to make a kick ass stew. Things liek stir fries, tomato based pastas, are SO fucking easy and cheap. You gotta be a retarded neckbeard to not eat properly if you live in a western society.
Bit of a rant but yeah, i'm triggered
>>700049734
Old. Please fuck off newfag.
>>700035578
Dat filename
>>700049554
>>700049554
I saved a picture too once. But I wasnt that bright and renamed it. Thats why people like you always make it further in life
>>700037926
Nigger - Hillbilly food
>>700044444
>>700047247
are you sure? I'm pretty sure those abominations only existed in Asia, although I'm too lazy to check
still fucking disgusting
>>700032446
end of the month be like
>>700043655
Late at night McDonald's throws away old burgers there usually in one big bag by themselfs usually good for a few days
>>700047028
Shit I can top that
>2011
>move out of parents house
>tough times go by, almost no cash near the end of the month
>only thing in cupboards was a small thing of saltines
>put inside of a pot of water
>all the crackers
>dump a fuck ton of poultry seasoning in there
>too much fucking poultry seasoning
>spicy.jpg
>mfw first bite
>ate the entire thing
>>700047049
Do these have 52 teeth?
If not then in the trash it goes!
Dirt cookies in Haiti
>>700048596
Balut anon.
>>700035945
This was my breakfast atleast twice a week when i was a careless teen.
I'm probably going to die a few years earlier because of that.
>>700043874
This is not depressing
>>700032446
don't smoke if want to be able to afford a good meal you fag
>>700044694
Dude I eat one of those every day with an apple for lunch, great way to lose weight.
>>700053225
succ
>>700037810
sometimes they are
>>700039115
> whipped vodka
Faggot
>>700054998
What the fuck is whipped vodka?
>>700039346
You had enough money to purchase a firearm, but you're eating that?
>>700055116
It's what white girls and faggots drink.
>>700055956
Aah, like drinking cider instead of beer right?
sleep, the poor mans dinner
>>700046396
Too much black olives holy shit
