Hey /b/
Long time no see. These have been entertaining in the past, so here's my deformed penis again.
>>700024440
that's fucked dude
Have you had sex? Has any girl seen it? What was their reaction
>>700024440
ever gotten laid?
That hurts my soul bud. Tough luck.
>>700024584
ya we get it u got a mutated cock now answer questions
do you hate your parents
dafuq happened? botched circumcision?
>>700024570
>>700024575
Yes, multiple times. Most recently last Tuesday. I've heard "wow, your thing is really fucked up" "they sure messed you to didn't they?" "You know, I thought it felt weird in my mouth" and most recently "I gotta be honest, I thought it would be more proportional to your body, but it's much thicker, congrats"
this is triggering my trypophobia
>>700024773
you couldve just said "no im a virgin" instead of bullshitting a story like that
>>700024728
>>700024684
Yes, a very botched circumcision. And yes, I hate my parents. Thankfully my father died. So I get the last laugh
>>700024440
does masturbation and/or sex hurt?
>>700024440
You know you could get that fixed pretty easily right?
>>700024773
damn all of those are pretty rude, do you get off on it or does it make you feel like shit? also what happened to it?
Hat that to and ript it of hurt as fuck for a week but Then it was fine
God that's fucked, for the love of fuck no more pictures
>>700024885
is that true? if so why haven't you OP?
>>700024863
Damn i was just gonna guess a botched circumcision. You also get your dick pierced?
Im so glad my parents never got me cut
Before anyone asks, yes I can do this
>>700024863
>Thankfully my father died
did you kill him?
thankfully i was a cutfag at birth being a fucking jew
cant fucking imagine a dick like this OP
>>700024857
I could have, but I'm not a virgin
Holy fuck OP this makes me glad that my parent's didn't jew my dick up. I feel sorry for you bro. Does it hurt to fap or fuck or is it just awkward as shit now?
>>700024863
>got the last laugh
jesus you're autistic
and you have a fucked up dick
>>700025024
can't you just get that skin cut off?
>>700024880
Yes, the hurt like hell. Imagine someone stretching yor cock skin with every pull. It's extremely sore afterwards
>>700024440
I would kill myself if I woke up as you.
>>700024916
At the end of the day, I fucked them. So really it's in them for fucking a cock they were disgusted with
>>700024983
It's too expensive and my insurance doesn't cover it
>>700025146
That's what I'm wondering. If doctors in India can fucking separate the remains of a dead twin from an infant child that fused to them in the womb, then they can fucking cut some fused skin on some faggots penis.
>>700024983
It's true, its a simple procedure. It's not like his dick got blown off in Iraq or something.
>>700025040
Nope, Alcoholism did.
who gives a fuck if its expensive OP get the damn procedure
its your fucking dick we're talking about here
>>700025088
It hurts to fap and fuck. It hurts a lot. It's also awkward as fuck.
>>700025318
diy? Grab some old razors and your good to go
>>700025318
Why not get some insurance that does? Aren't there ways of convincing insurance companies that this is a seriously negative impact on your life and makes you depressed or some shit and that even though they wouldn't normally cover it, not covering it is making you want to kill yourself? I swear I've seen reports of people doing that kind of thing with their insurance.
>>700025146
>>700025331
It's too expensive for me and I my shitty insurance doesn't cover it
>>700025515
Have you tried being Jewish for a year or two and saving up for it?
>>700025233
I'm a skinny white boy with a natural helium voice and a mutilated cock. Anyone would
>>700025515
Sell some shit you don't need, save, get a second job, anything
another anon said and I agree: its your dick for fucks sake, it doesn't get much more important than that?
your dick looks like a burn victim
>>700025515
how expensive can it be dude? i feel like with a dick that ugly and a good sob story you could get a good gofundme campaign going hahaha
>>700025601
Then do it now goddamn you're pathetic
Is there blood flowing through it or is it just 100% pure skin that's just fused together?
how has it affected your life/how much?
>>700025668
In an old /b/ thread some anons begged me to make a gofundme and gave me $10. But I don't feel right using that money, so it sits there. As per his request I chatted with him over Skype for about an hour
Holy fucking shit I JUST WOKE UP ASSHOLE
>>700025157
Move to Canada.
>>700024863
start dick splitting nigger
>>700025853
Makes boners, fapping, and sex painful,
And it's also embarrassing.
>>700025815
Just skin as far as I know, but it could have blood
>>700025668
It's Around $3500. I have too many bills in the months to save for that. I have a shitty retail job
I swear when i was like 14-15 i had exact the same problem. I did remove remove the skin myself .. Did hurt a little .. But now my cock looks normal
>>700026174
Only you can improve your own life anon. There are ways, you can do it.
Look up frenulum tying I think the same technique can be used to separate that skin from your glans. You might have to do it many times, but its free and relatively safe.
>>700025024
aw fuck, i hope you clean your shit good
>>700026174
why don't you get a better job? have you tried applying at the local haunted house? i bet they'd love to have your dick
>>700026563
Well I am already white as a ghost and skinny as a zombie....
>>700026174
How much you getting paid?
shitty job, ugly penis
ever look into just killing yourself?
>>700026512
>Reply to Thread No.700024440
Yes, I clean it extremely well. I don't want smegma
>>700026782
At least you aren't a fat fuck anon. Your only real source of insecurity should be your dick.
>>700026800
I make $11.73 an hour at roughly 15-20 hours a week
>>700026782
dude. stop bein a pussy. you have a great frame, start working out and eating a lot. get in shape and you can at least get a job at a mill that will keep you in shape and make you enough money to pay to fix your dick. earn your manhood
>>700026902
get a full time labor job. a lot of factories start at 13-15
>>700026902
Dude start pulling extra hours. Work doubles. Maybe try to find a better paying job or one of equal pay but more hours. If you have a car then look into pizza delivery. In the right area and right time frame tips make bank. First job was pizza delivery and I pulled $200 average for a night and $500 on Superbowl Sunday.
If you'd live where i do, you could get that fixed for free.. top kek
>>700027313
I do have a car, but I've never tried to deliver pizza
>>700027504
enjoy the mudslime invasion
>>700024440
God damn, that's the worst case of skin bridges I've seen. Can't you sue the doctor who fucked your shit up in the first place if you can't afford the surgery to fix it?
>>700028000
Nope, I have no idea who did it
>>700025274
Alpha mentality
>>700029067
>>700029067
Your parents do, and if they pretend like they don't, it's on record at the hospital. You should seriously go that route. That doc straight up fucked your shit up.
>>700026782
Hello kitty? Really?
![jonah-hex-josh-brolin-10-bad-movies-based-on-comics[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nUapu3B.jpg "jonah-hex-josh-brolin-10-bad-movies-based-on-comics[1].jpg")
>>700024440
That thar's mah dick!
>>700024440
Circumcision right?
>>700025515
cut it with scissors
>>700025368
That's nice, do you say horrible things to your mother too? Does she know that you blame her for mutilating you for no damn good reason? Jesus Male genital mutilation should be outlawed the same as they've outlawed the female version. This is just sad, be sure to pass on shit like this to any dumbass parents that think cutting off health tissue is in any way a good idea.
>>700029736
Yes, really. Shit is dope
>>700026563
Just want to point out, this should have never been done to this skinny faggot to begin with. Fucking stupid practice that was only started to do what happened to OP here, make masturbation either painful or impossible. Fuck Dr. Kellogg may he burn in hell.
>>700024863
Circumcision is fucking disgusting
I am cut too but I don't have problems like that
Good luck to you op
>>700031128
I never understood this anyway, how does it make masturbation difficult? I mean it probably makes it a little less satisfying but I don't understand?
And yes I'm a cutfag
>>700032018
They're not as "extreme" as they use to be when it comes to it. Before they would suture your glans to what's left of your foreskin, to purposely create horrific skin bridges rendering erections practically impossible. Just read up on Dr. Kellogg and his crusade against masturbation.
>You can't make this shit up.
>>700032173
What the fuck? I had heard about Kellogg but I didn't know it was THAT horrific. I thought circumcision was just circumcision and his were normal ones.
What a fucking shitbag. I'm currently trying to get over being cut, and it sucks but I guess at the least I don't have skin bridges or anything horrific like that.
This threads existence is proof that white people are a bunch of fucking ass bitchs. Fricking ass bitches at that.
>>700026174
what you do is you find a doctor that tells your insurance you need it. tell them doctor that it's hurting you too much when you are erect all of a sudden recently and that it could possibly cause infection as shit might get trapped in there.
Yes, I am being dead serious. I had something similar and got my insurance to cover it.
>>700024863
cant believe they botched a circumcision it's one of the most common procedures of all time
>>700032018
Also it makes it a whole hell of a lot less satisfying, circumcision removes over 20,000 unique nerve endings called fine touch receptors. Think the difference between your finger tips/palm of your hand and the back of your hand. That's a close approximation of the difference in sensitivity. On top of that the frenilum is normally cut (which is one of the most erogenous zones of the penis) so that's gone the ridge band is also removed which not only acts as a pleasure generator for the male but also enhances sexual satisfaction for the female (ever heard of the ribbed for her pleasure condoms? They designed from the ridge band of an uncut cock), and the last part they do to fuck up sexual pleasure is with the removal of the foreskin an internal organ becomes an external organ, and with the removal of that protection/lubrication the Glans goes through keternization which is basically callousifcation which dull all sexual pleasure you could have.
>You can look all this up it's all factual.
>>700024440
Ever had anal?
Does shit get stuck in those pockets?
How about smegma? What disgusting stuff do you find trapped in there?
>>700024440
You should probably sue and/or murder the doctor who circumcised you fucking botch job holy shit
I mean all circumcisions turn out bad, but damn.
You can probably get those skin bridges removed though, I had mine removed two years ago. Mine were really fucking mild compared to the shit you've been put through you sorry sap.
Pic related, my bridges *were* on the right side of my dick until I had them removed.
>>700032605
Then why are there studies that say there's no or very little difference before and after circumcision feeling wise? From people who had it done?
I mean I'm sure there Is SOME difference for sure, especially since the frenelum is removed and what not, but I just can't believe it's as bad as you make it sound.
Seriously I'd probably kill myself if all that was true and I was missing out on like 50 percent of my pleasure.
>>700027757
Its by far the most lucrative part time job you can get easily. I used to make 2500 a month or so and that was in a small college town in the south.
>>700032397
did you know that Africans and Muslims circumcise at almost twice the rate white people do
>>700027156
>earn your manhood
bitch it's not something anyone should have to "earn" it's his basic right to humanity that was taken away now stop being a pussy
>>700026782
become a sissy and sell yourself
>>700032810
The studies that are normally referenced are of people that have horrible phimossis, so they were unable to have normal sex uncut, so when given the choice of uncut and cut they chose what allowed them to at least feel sex in general. When there's a medical need it should be done but not on infants that have no say. Also those same people that had it done as adults aren't going through keternization as of yet it takes years for that to fully take effect. People don't create callouses over night ya know.
You will never find a study done on a completely functional male that chose to get elective circumcision they're all damaged in some way as to require it.
>>700024440
Looks like regular mutilated jew penis
Seriously, OP. I used to have skin-bridges too.
You can justify it to your insurance by citing phimotic foreskin and skin bridges as a major risk factor for penile cancer. That's what I did.
It's not deformed faggot. Your skin and your forehead are stuck together because you never pulled your foreskin Well. Happened somehow to me (muuuuch less tho) when I was 13ish. I Just pulled it a bit fay after day and ow I've a perfectly above average dick women love.
Stop being a idiot and pull that gently
>>700033241
dude are you retarded
>>700032810
The few guys that I've read that had no medical need to get circumcision and chose to get it after the fact all say the same thing. Sex feels a fuck load worse. One I read described it as such, "if you want to know what having sex feels like circumcised put the head of your penis under hot water "like in a shower not scalding hot here guys" if you can't stand it put on a condom and do it again. If you still can't stand it put on another one, keep doing that until you can stand putting the head of your penis under that water. That's what it feels like being circumcised.
>we've been mutilated and we've lost so much sensation it's unreal.
>The only reason we all don't kill ourselves is that you can't mourn what you've never had, and that's just sad.
>>700033176
that implies his insurance isn't shit
OP where are you from my guy?
>>700033241
By the looks of that imbecilic block of text, I'd wager that you're still "13ish"
Get the fuck out of here, kid
>>700033051
>>700033343
Fuck you I seriously want to die right now
I hope you're lying faggot I'm crying like a little girl right now
>>700033343
>>The only reason we all don't kill ourselves is that you can't mourn what you've never had, and that's just sad.
Bullshit
That makes it even worse because I'll never know what it's like
>>700033538
I only wish I were, it sucks I'm right there with you. Nothing that can be done now. Since that is unique "skin" more of a membrane really. You can't just do a damn skin graft to get it back. Our best bet is going to be foregen they'll looking into restoring it using stem cells. but they have shit for funding because everyone is fucking brainwashed, and fed misinformation. The prevailing arguments for this bullshit are 1. It's more hygienic. "which is bullshit. The foreskin actually has a self cleaning mechanism same as the vagina all you really need is to wipe it with water and you're good. 2. I want my son to look like me "also stupid because you're mutilating your kid because you yourself were mutilated. It's just fucked.
>>700024440
>>700024507
>>700024543
>>700024584
Well, this is surprising.
>>700032752
Just lint every now and then. I clean it regularly to avoid smegma, and as for anal, I always wear a condom during that. I don't want shit in my dick
>>700032810
My skin bridges cover up the most sensitive parts, so I get almost no pleasure
>>700033913
OP, i have to say, I'm surprised that in the year 2016 there aren't girls that look at that and vomit on sight. Glad to hear you're still getting laid bro!
>>700033677
Yeah don't I know it, I'm just saying what you'll be told if you saying anything about it to anyone. You'll also get the people that don't want to look into this shit themselves saying garbage like deal with it and man up and stop crying about it.
> You have your parents to thank for this they signed off on it.
>I encourage you to do more research into this on your own you'll see I'm not trolling you on this in any way. That way you can try to stop this shit from happening to other little kids. That's the best we can really do since the damage was already done to us.
>>700033044
I could, I have the voice and body for it, but I really don't want to
>>700033841
That's why my dad did it to me. Because he was mutilated.
I just don't really buy the foregen stuff, I mean I don't have a frenelum how do you just grow that on to me? Seems like it would cause even more problems.
I pretty much have no hope.
I still don't think (hope) that you're wrong on loss of sensation to an extent, I have talked to some that had it done later and have heard some say: "not a huge difference except in masturbating", to "it feels about 30 percent less pleasurable".
I'm just hoping that on a solid figure I haven't lost anymore than 20 percent of what an intact guy has, anymore and I just can't cope.
But what am I saying? I browse this site every night reading about dicks and posting dicks and shit because I can't get over this
>>700024440
poor poor man kek
>>700033509
Southern California
>>700025071
no one cares son of a bitch
>>700034054
Stopping it from other people doesn't do shit for us
And I have heard all your points before and yes they're valid I'm just wondering what kind of pleasure loss it translates into.
I already am not going to mutilate any kid I have so that's fucking moot, none of that helps me out.
>>700033890
OP here, that made me spit out my Crystal Pepsi
>>700034096
Oh, don't delude yourself they'll have to cut you even more to place a web mesh over your basically skinned cock so that the skin can regrow completely. It's as terrifying as it sounds, but that's the only way you'll ever get a true foreskin again.
>>700033959
Then why even have sex? Fuck
>>700034231
Fuck that, I don't trust that shit for a second.
Fucking God dammit ruined like this, foregen was literally the only hope in the near future and that sounds fucking horrid
>>700033983
As odd as it is, even to me, a lot of girls have been interested in me. I have never once had a girl leave after seeing my Dick. I take measures to hide it (dark rooms etc) but even when they see it they don't seem to care. Most are just impressed with how thick it is. I don't know if it's normal girth or not, but I hear that most often. Really I think I'm just reasonably attractive and not a creep, which is why I manage to get laid. Though again, even in confused by the sheer number of girls I've fucked(24 as of last Tuesday)
>>700034387
>24
And I have 0 sitting here crying because of the guy posting about circumcision
End me fuck
>>700034245
Usually it's because the girl wants to. The pain makes me last a long time which keeps them happy, but honestly I just like making out and groping breasts more than sex
>>700034198
The loss in pleasure, would be pretty dramatic. First off you're losing all of your fine touch recepters. second you're losing the frenilum, thirdly the rigid band is gone, and lastly the entire glans callousifies. None of those things bode well for pleasure, the difference would be like night and day. Shit that fellow above that had the procedure done in adulthood said that it's like you're wearing layers of condoms over your penis at all times. I mean that by itself pisses me off. Having sex with condoms sucks, and if uncut men have sex with condoms that feels like unprotected sex for us well that is not a good sign for how "good" sex is for us mutilated folks.
>>700034316
I'm curious, did you never think about this until this thread? If so do you think living in ignorance is better or worse? I honestly don't know myself. I suppose I prefer to know but it makes you so damn bitter over this shit getting done to you against your will.
>>700034387
The thing about girls is dicks in general look weird to them, they don't really care what it looks like cut uncut horribly mutilated like OP's it doesn't matter to them because all dicks as a whole look weird. So that pro circumcision argument that girls will think they look weird is just fucking garbage, because they already think they look weird.
>>700034231
You are so dumb that's not how it works. The scaffold is a decellularized donor foreskin, when fed your cells and placed in a bioreactor it regrows an organ that is surgically reattached once it's grown.
>>700034546
Who said that? The guy that talked about hot water?
I just don't want to buy this until I hear or see something solid, legitimate, quantifiable. Because if I accept that just on what everyone's saying here I will likely be unable to function at all.
>>700034658
I have been bothered by this for years but it has recently over the past months really gotten to me.
I was happier when I was ignorant and I never say this but for this case being ignorant was better. Considering that hardly anyone cares if I'm cut it wouldn't bother anyone or ever come up. Knowing this literally, as I said, makes me want to kill myself.
>>700034829
>surgically reattached
How does that work? I guarantee it involves more cutting and slicing.
Furthermore what is "donor" foreskin?
This sounds like bullshit that won't even feel or be like the real thing
>>700034829
They still need to cut you at the circumcision scar and place it in there since the scar is around your dick it's basically getting "ungloved" How about you go fuck yourself cunt.
>>700034856
Let me see if I can find the site from that guy one sec.
>>700035046
I probably won't read it, I'll probably close this and just cry myself to sleep honestly.
I can't fix it I'm just making myself suicidal reading this shit FUCK
>>700034920
I'm sleepy, so I didn't mean reattached but you get the idea.
A bioreactor is like a small box connected to a synthetic heart and lungs, kept at 98°F to foster tissue growth.
>>700035003
Yes, but with what some of us go through to undo major circ damage that's nothing.
>>700035046
fyi it's foregen
>>700035127
I still don't fucking get it, after its grown how does it go onto your dick?
Also what about the frenelum? That's forever gone? And the ridge people are talking about (still don't know what that is really)
I don't get this shit at all
>>700035127
>Yes, but with what some of us go through to undo major circ damage that's nothing.
I get that, but don't call me dumb for calling it like it is.
Hell I'll probably talk myself into doing this horrible shit just so I can feel completely for the first time in my life.
>>700035292
If it ever takes off
Good luck if you do, I'll let you all Guinea pig. I may be mutilated and have X amount of less pleasure but it works right now and I don't know if I trust this foregen shit.
>>700035123
At least you aren't me(OP here)
>>700035123
Here's the post https://davidlouis77.wordpress.com/2010/05/08/adult-circumcision-my-experience-2-years-on/
if you choose to read it that is.
>>700035220
It's all a part of one full structure, all of which would theoretically be reattached.
The frenulum is where the foreskin connects to the penis to ensure it does not move or develop outside a normal range. It's very sensitive, and is part of what is removed in a typical circumcision (I'm lucky enough to still have most of mine)
The ridged band is the end of the foreskin, and acts like a very weak sphincter. It's much easier to manipulate than bowel sphincters and is also sensitive. Its main function is to keep the foreskin over the glans penis to prevent foreign bodies from entering the urinary tract.
>>700035292
I called you dumb because you outlined some horrific procedure that would never happen. You don't "wear a mesh" the mesh is the scaffold where the foreskin develops in a room completely separate from where you are. When it's finished developing, it's surgically attached.
>>700035512
>(I'm lucky enough to still have most of mine)
Same here, I guess they call it a natural french tickler or some bullshit to help them sleep at night.
>>700035512
>You don't "wear a mesh" the mesh is the scaffold where the foreskin develops in a room completely separate from where you are. When it's finished developing, it's surgically attached.
Fair enough I must have misread it in one of my late night binges on this shit. Bottom line here is don't be a cunt just correct me I'm not one of these fuckers that would dig in deep and keep spewing bullshit if told I was wrong.
>>700035512
Shit, not going to lie to you, the procedure sounds much better than it did, but your dick is still going to have to be degloved. Jesus man I'll probably wait for the first hundred or so guys to do this so I know for sure that they won't fuck my shit up worse that it already is.
>>700035375
That never does much for me. It doesn't make me feel better than someone else is worse
>>700035388
Well I read most of it, I'm hoping he just had some sort of particularly awful experience but then again the head of my penis can be under hot water too and not experience a thing. The fact that his brother had it done and had better luck gives me some minor hope.
>>700035512
Yes so how is all that shit reattached?
>>700035987
With a scalpel and sutures, preferably with the aid of anesthetic.
>>700035987
>hoping
That's the operative word there.
>>700036055
No fuck no
My cut penis has a few spots that are very sensitive (I can rub a kleenex on them lightly and cum), I suppose this is going to have to be good enough for me because I am not fucking doing frankendick
>>700036055
Aren't you a smartass, what I think he was trying to say here is how is the skin grafted onto the penis.
>>700036125
Yeah I think I'll just deal with what i have then. It sucks but what can I do? Fucking nothing. Foregen sounds absolutely terrifying.
Hopefully when I find a girl I actually want to have sex with I will enjoy sex and blowjobs.
>>700036151
Agreed. I have a mutant dick and even I don't want to go through all of that. A simple fix would suffice for me
>>700024440
Are you the one who put a crayon in the hole
>>700036239
I never put a crayon in the holes. It was a mechanical pencil
>>700036237
Yeah man get your skintags fixed (assuming your op or similar) and let's go to banging chicks with our jew dicks because fuck that foregen. That sounds horrifying.
OP why do you outright refuse to fix your nasty mutated dick? People have given you ideas for your insurance, new income sources, new medical technology, DIY methods, and even sent you money. You're just a cowardly asshole who likes attention. Fuck off and die already.
>>700036219
If you're worried about enjoying sex, it will be "ok" just (and this is going to sound counter intuitive to safety) but don't wear a condom. For people like us you can't really feel shit in those things.
>>700036219
Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. But then again, that's coming from someone who experienced pain during it. Just imagine a lot of heat and pressure on your dick. That's sex. On the bright side you will last longer than masturbation.
Oh and not to be a dick but
>girl I want to have sex with
I'm sure you meant it the other way around
>>700036335
We'll see.
i can cum pretty quick from masturbation maybe I'm somehow better off, or maybe I was prone to premature ejaculation and having this cut dick just makes it like an uncut guy.
I guess that's possible?
>>700036329
Dude, it's 4 am. I can't make a doctor appointment until at least 7
>>700036392
>meant it the other way around
What do you mean?
Hopefully I will enjoy it a lot more than you, no offense.
>>700036392
He sounds relatively young.
>>700025024
Kek
>>700024440
I actually had a less extreme version of this, have you experienced days of which peeing hurts like fuck?
If so that's actually the skin ripping, seeing as mine was a lot less extreme eventually it all ripped and now it's all healed up.
>>700036491
Like a girl wanting to fuck you instead of you wanting to fuck a girl. It's usually the girl's choice.
And hopefully you will.
>>700024440
OP, you can get your dick fixed mate
>>700036544
Is that what this is? I have had that. It burns sometimes. I always thought I had a kidney stone when that happened(but I never passed one so it wouldn't make sense)
Op why don't you just cut it yourself. I mean I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to cut the middle piece and then cut the 2 ends off. Wrap it in gauze and let it heal
>>700036424
You're not going to like this but no reason to lie to you, circumcision causes premature ejaculation http://www.peterspeblog.com/circumcision-and-premature-ejaculation/
As well as impotence in some.
>>700036580
Ah I see
Maybe I'll forget all about the possible loss of sensitivity and being mutilated once I finally have sex. I certainly hope so, this is too depressing.
So many guys have this done and so many think nothing of it or just go with it. I don't get it.
>>700036657
Oh boy, at least I don't have impotence.
>>700036679
Done what?
>>700036657
Also it's probably better to say circumcision can cause PE not that it does cause PE.
Did mom drink during pregnancy, or is her cunt just broken?
>>700036679
>So many guys have this done and so many think nothing of it or just go with it. I don't get it.
Misinformation, coupled with men not wanting to come to the realization that they were mutilated and their body integrity was taken from them.
>>700036737
Have circumcision.
I mean thinking of all the people I know I don't think any of them give it a second or third thought, yet me and plenty of you all online sit here and get suicidal and depressed over it.
>>700036647
yeah that would be it, eventually I had about 2 1cm parts connected and seeing as i was un-educated on the matter I was thinking "well, too late to fix now, may as well just rip off the rest" and now my dick looks normal.
>>700036759
True, but I hit send before I noticed that I did that.
>>700036822
I'm glad I was circumcised
>>700036807
I guess so mate but if it's really all bad the truth never stays hidden forever, the prevalence of this will only keep falling in the first world.
I also think that we who sit here and read about it and dwell on it also probably blow some aspects out of proportion, I know it's bad and I'm not saying it isn't, but we don't really know how bad and I'm going to venture a guest and say it's somewhere Inbetween what you think and the "mainstream" opinion is.
>>700036822
I don't get depressed over it, but That's because I've always been aware that I had a fucked up dick. My younger brother got spared because his penis was too small to be cut. Real reason. So in a way, it could be worse
>>700036931
Good for you, research it and change your mind or don't "you'll be happier doing that".
>>700036931
Good fucking goy
>>700036931
Why? I'm uncircumcised and have never needed lube of any sort because the foreskin acts as a built in lubricant, and now-a-days girls are more likely to like the look of an uncircumcised (apparently)
>>700036991
I think I'd rather have a smaller intact penis honestly.
>>700036974
Circumcision peaked in the mid 80's at 90% it's now at around 30% I believe so we're getting there, just not as fast as I'd like I suppose.
just to clarify this dude hasnt given me 1 timestamp
i know op has shown multiple photos but i still demand timestamp
to see this freak of natures dick to actually say yes this is my messed up acid burnt holes dick
>>700037062
mods? idk i can't tell now-a-days
>>700036822
circumcision is a good choice if you are born with a dick attached to your foreskin.
Generally a foreskin issue should / could be solved with circumcision.
I am not circumsized by any means, but it's really the best way for foreskin issues.
My foreskin is nice and make my dickhead look shiny, glorious and tasty everyday of the week
>>700036991
Why the fuck do you know what your brother's dick looks like
>>700037062
Dear god. I have pain on the head AND last too long in bed, I literally have both cons.(OP)
>>700037033
I don't need lube or any of that because I can get my gf wet enough from foreplay to where I don't really need anything to help it
>>700037062
this meme cannot be stopped, cufags vs uncutfags are going to argue long after this site is dead
>>700037090
One sec, I'll give you one
>>700037062
Dude most the people posting are CUT, I am cut. Do you want proof?
I don't think there are any benefits to being cut, doesn't mean i think my dick is useless or I don't enjoy jacking off or anything but it's true.
>>700037062
lmao digging a little deep almost like you're defensive about it
pro-tip my bro-tip, most of the guys that complain about circumcision are cut. uncut guys couldn't care less about something that doesn't happen to them.
>>700037033
No one needs lube to jerk off
>>700037128
No, then stretching or small incisions and the like are better options, not just chopping everything off.
>>700037062
I'm cut and I'll say there are not pro's to being cut. This isn't about intacts making cuts feel bad this is about the dissemination of factual information.
Anon who is glad he is circumcised ask me anything
>>700037139
and my meat is so dried out from being keratinized and not covered by the foreskin I was born with that dryness is a serious concern in my bedroom turns out everyone's different
I'm cutting my son. I got cut later in life and it feels the same.
>>700037374
Hope this is bait
If not I seriously hope you kill yourself
>>700037128
>>700037226
Ok, this is more misinformation, the foreskin is fused to the glans of the penis from birth to about 6 years old but some times even as old as 13. That's what causes those shitty skin bridges the remainder of the foreskin that's left after being cut tries to refuse to the glans. You're suppose to treat the foreskin like a fingernail clean the outside and leave it alone until it retracts itself.
>>700037187
waits....
>>700037128
>invasive
>drastic
>contraindicated by antibiotics for UTI, stretching and steroid creme for phimosis
also "if you are born with a dick attached to your foreskin" are you talking about phimosis? because there are two kinds, pathological and non-pathological. Non-pathological means "not related to a disorder." In infancy, the prepuce is fused to the glans penis to prevent infection. The separation of the foreskin from the head is a naturally occurring step in penile development.
>>700037408
>kill yourself
Hey great anon you told me that totally overwrite my life experiences.
OP
>Get razor
>Cut off retard skin
>Normal dick
>Post results
>>700037541
Your life experiences do not override the biological function of a foreskin nor your sons right to choose for himself.
>>700037139
Since you don't have a foreskin you've lost the gliding motion that comes with it, making your penis more like a piston. Which make you take longer strokes, and also causes the lubrication in your girlfriends vagina to be pulled out of her. This also normally cause the girl strong discomfort.
>If you want to take five minutes out of your day you can look any of this up and verify it in no time.
>>700025024
Do you use dental floss to clean it out? Cotton swabs, mayhap?
>>700037431
Already delivered
>>700037626
Just water through the holes
>>700037454
pfft, haha.
Man, sucks to be you, freak.
>>700037637
Like 21 seconds after his post. Fuck off.
>>700037233
How much do you know of the circumcision process? Can you tell me why it was done and what all the pieces of your anatomy that were take from you does?
>>700033890
TIL people still use Skype
>>700037374
No.
You were given the chance to develop sexually, most cutfags are not. Being cut at birth poses way more risks than being cut once the organ is fully developed.
>The doctor has no way of knowing where the shaft skin begins and the foreskin ends
>The foreskin must be forcefully separated from the glans which is horrifically painful for the newborn
>You immediately expose your child to increased chance of UTI, MRSA, and Influenza
>The neonatal circumcision interrupts normal vascular development in the penis, causing it to be more prone to erectile dysfunction
An adult circumcision and an infant circumcision are things from completely different worlds. Think for five fucking seconds before you post next time.
>>700037226
Yeah I guess, there really isn't a reason to just chop it off, except if it's for a medical reason.
Come to the UK and apply to be in embarrassing bodies, you might have to go on TV but they should pay for it
>>700025318
>Not having free healthcare
>>700037801
You can show uncensored dicks on TV in the UK?? Awesome
>>700037797
In regions where circumcision is incredibly rare, the rate of medically indicated circumcision is ~1:16,667. This is because eurofags apparently know how to clean a dick.
>>700037374
I'm so fucking glad I'm not your son.
>>700025515
Do It Yourself
>>700037789
>The foreskin must be forcefully separated from the glans which is horrifically painful for the newborn
The newborns go through whats called neurogenic shock.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurogenic_shock
>>700026824
shut the fuck up. *you* should kill yourself.
don't be a fucking bitch.
>>700025024
Go get one of those barbell deals slip in on and go fuck horny goth chicks. One look at it and they will be dying to suck and fuck that thing.
>>700037530
Oh yes, this is how my experience was, the foreskin was "attached" at the beginning, then it just got separated while I was jacking it.
Remember it still today, I was like "wtf happend", then I realised this is normal within seconds, and got relieved that I could finally have sex with a girl without being embaressed.
depressed cut guy here going to bed
Thanks for depressing me even further everyone, I don't know how I'm going to make it through my life.
>>700037915
Well, we go inside the shower, then we take a shower, then dick magically gets cleaned.
It's really amazing what a shower can do.
>>700037992
Exactly. It can be so painful that they completely blank out and go silent. What kind of fucked up disorders are we giving people in this country by fucking them up that hard within the first day of being alive?
>>700038021
>Whines about someone telling another person to kill themselves.
>Tells them to commit suicide.
>>700038026
I'm in the same boat as you, man. Just try not to think about it too much.
>>700038026
You could always get a sex change. I'm sure your neovagina would look pretty close to the real thing, and on top of that you'd be exempt from circumcision since it's considered a human rights violation to do that shit.
>>700038150
In their defense, telling someone to kill himself over something he has no control over is a lot worse than telling someone to kill himself for being a cunt.
>>700038171
Horrible advice, maybe accepting the futility works if I can. There's nothing I can do, I am mentally and physically scarred for life from being murilated at birth.
Goodnight
>>700038150
shut the fuck up. *you* should kill yourself.
don't be a fucking bitch.
>>700038100
but muricajewfags have no fucking idea how to do a shit without their "101" or "for dummies" books.
>>700037454
ok, im so sorry for u>>700037801
as for have to show it on tv his quite happy showing a ton of us on /b/ dont think his shy in the slightest his confidence with his mutant dick is quite astonishing to the point if someone had a 2 inch they shouldnt feel as self consience knowing theres this man with freddy krudgers chest on his dick.
>>700038116
It completely changes your brain chemistry for the rest of your life, so to answer your question
>Who the fuck knows.
>>700024440
So my 5yo son has this condition were the pediatrician said that he has too much foreskin and it could affect him when he's older,I dont wanna do it but I dont wanna fuck up his opportunity to have a family,how do I avoid op's condition?
>>700038248
shut the fuck up. *you* should kill yourself.
don't be a fucking bitch.
>>700038301
that made me laugh so hard, but please don't take all Americans in the same boat here.
Many stupid ones but also many smart ones.
>>700038224
>In their defense: Hypocrisy
>>700038332
What the fuck do you mean "too much foreskin" Do you mean after you had him sliced up or he naturally has shit loads of foreskin?
ops dick foreskin is freddy krudger im actually quite amazed that someone has holes that look so fucked and happy to show it off id go to the doctors and demand they fix that shit straight away
>>700038480
He was born with too much foreskin,the doc said that it can even affect his penis growt
>>700038332
Don't listen to the doctor about circumcision, doctors in America don't know shit about foreskins.
Your five year old isn't nearly developed enough to tell if his foreskin is going to cause a problem, and in no case have I ever heard of a long foreskin causing any health issues. Don't put your son through that shit, leave him his agency at least.
>>700038619
The doc doesn't understand early childhood development and you should find a new pediatrician
>>700038619
Sounds like misinformation, in what what could it affect his penis growth? You understand that a dick has to grow into that skin right? The more you cut off the less that dick will have to grow into. Also how could foreskin affect his ability to have a family?
>>700038387
>Don't generalize a population for something that most of them do!
Cut off your fingers immediately I demand it
>>700024440
O fuck its Giger dick again..
SAme anon here that he was glad that he is cut. Can someone please explain why cut fags are depressed for being cut
>>700038316
I would show it to people on the street if that wasn't illegal. I'm comfortable with it being fucked up at this point
>>700038882
see
>>700032605
I'm not rewriting that shit out again.
>>700038882
Shit sorry that was directed at >>700038856
>>700038960
But like, even if you have more sensor receptors or whatever the fuck. I don't see why people are so depressed for being cut
>>700025515
>You know, I thought it felt weird in my mouth" and most recently "I gotta be honest, I thought it would be more proportional to your body, but it's much
SOMEBODY SET UP A GOFUNDME PAGE!
>>700024440
Did you participate in the pain olympics???
>>700038622
>>700038661
>>700038737
Thanks fam,Ill look for a 2nd opinion from another pediatrician
>>700039175
Think of it like this, if every male had their lips removed at birth no one would know anything was wrong, no one would be able to speak like we do now, they could now say pa, fa, ma, ect and everyone would live in their ignorance and be relatively happy, but if 1/3 of the males out there had their lips removed at birth they would see the other males speaking in a way that is wholly alien to them, and they would feel like something was taken from them, they would then feel incomplete, of course there would be some males that would profess their indifference to this anatomical difference and say they have no need for those other syllables and that they're fine without them.
>>700026865
>implying the flaccid dick in the picture is well below average size
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0wLt5eMXCyw
Mmmm
>>700039515
Ah I get it now. Thank you intelligent anon. But idk man I like that I'm circumcised whoever did it at birth did a good job nothing looks wrong with my dick and I have a pretty nice size. I last long enough to get me girl off multiple times not including foreplay. And idk I don't feel like it's that bad. Still feels nice you know? But I guess I'm not like every other cut guy. But maybe im the1% who actually likes being cut
>>700039199
It already exists >>700039199
>>700024440
hey i remember you
>>700039592
It isn't?
>>700039729
Yeah but you'll never be able to "speak" properly even if you think it's "ok" it's not the way it should be. That's forever taken from you, but if you don't care about that I can't make you care. All I can request is that you don't make that same decision for any male children you may have them them choose for themselves. They may turn out like on of us, and I'm sure you wouldn't want that for your son.
>>700024936
>Hat that to and ript it of hurt as fuck for a week but Then it was fine
The fuck
>>700039969
Alright m, thank you again anon, I'm gonna head to bed it's already 5
GoFundMe
Not asking for money, an old thread kept begging me to make it
>>700040164
I think I'll do the same, this damn site has once again fucked up my sleep schedule :/ Fucking 4chan.
>>700039786
Oh hey, glad some people do. One guy got weird and said he would never forget my penis
>>700040254
Sleep well anon
>>700040254
Night!
Your dick reminds me of those prothean statues from Mass Effect.
>>700040396
haha, good night.
>that feeling when someone stole your nude pic from a thread you made About your mutilated pic and made a failed body rate thread with it
>>700030473
That's one fucking ugly baby
More pics? Sorry op i know yo've posted a lot but i'm so curious about it. Do the holes stretch easily?
>>700040986
Sometimes yes, sometimes no
>>700040986
Any particular photo you want me to take? I made the thread, I might as well deliver
cut one of the skinnier links (?? Idk what to call them) and post pic
>>700041396
Not doing that. I'm a pussy when it comes to cutting myself
If this mutilated dick gets pussy,how in the world im so much of a pussy to have shame of my perfectly fine cock to the emasure i am scared to take it out in front of bitches! im am 19 and fucking virgin,fuck! having mental phobias is the worst! dick pic
>>700037454
>>700041823
Ever thought abozt sue..ing.. suing.. the doc?
>>700042205
Are you attractive and/or charming? Most chicks don't care about the package, they just want the guy inside them
>>700041155
how hard is that to clean?
>>700042693
Not hard at all
>>700026782
nice body
>>700042867
Thanks?
>>700043028
lol, don't worry i'm not gay
i'm female, really feel bad for you
>>700043153
It wouldn't bother me whether you were or weren't, I just never hear that. Especially from women. They usually get insecure because I'm thinner than them. Especially after sex
>>700043220
aawh
well idk, your body seems fine to me
you aren't thinner than me
>>700043448
Really? Can you share a pic? I've never seen someone thinner than I am. You can KiK it to me if you don't want to share here:Jmamid is my ID
Doc here.
I hope you listen to me.
Your case can be easily solved with corrective surgery. Your glans is there, you know? What I see there is healing sequels of your child surgery. It's just about skin in the wrong places. This can be very easily. Just need to separe these skins and make stiches to hold the skins in correct places. It may not be 100 % but your penis will be aesthetically cool and hurts go out!
PLEASE, trust in me.
>>700024440
Doc here.
I hope you listen to me.
Your case can be easily solved with corrective surgery. Your glans is there, you know? What I see there is healing sequels of your child surgery. It's just about skin in the wrong places. This can be very easily. Just need to separe these skins and make stiches to hold the skins in correct places. It may not be 100 % but your penis will be aesthetically cool and hurts go out!
PLEASE, trust in me.
>>700043734
What is the general cost of a procedure like that?
