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>>700017158
thread will 404 by the time i have this in paint
Yeah. also my dick is iight.
>>700017301
oh wow such hacker
Yeah my job is going to be so fun, computer security is the shit.
bump making mine
>>700017158
Sure, but give me a little time to make it.
>>700017301
>being this desperate for attention
>>700017158
>>700017659
you walk the righteous path!
>>700017301
>7 int
>masterbation
>anime faces
>hearthstone
>paintbrush for top section
Stop
>>700017158
You're missing the massive faggot quote
>>700017714
>full eveything
>paintbrush tool
Top kek
i like da poo poo
>>700019547
>single
i feel you my ex dumped me after 6months for a guy she met at a party, bitches fucking suck
>country flag usa
kek
>bbt
fuck off
>only nerds read books
>cod:bo3
notsureifbait.jpg
4/10
i fucked mine up
>>700019547
Niggerorbait/10
>>700019161
Did you fail suicide or something?
>>700017158
forgot to mention crippling social anxiety and mild depression but fuck it
>>700020169
a long time ago yeah
>>700019999
who wouldn't want to be single all the time? you can hit on girls all day and get lucky.
bbt is funny
reading hurts my head
im good at call of duty
not bait
>>700020402
who gives you the dick?
>>700020402
Tits or gtfo
Also mods ban for underage
>>700020431
Damn.
You better now, anon?
>>700020382
>LoL under hobbies but not under vidya too
Nice music tastes tho
>Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty
noice
>god tier vg
8/10
>>700017847
And finally done.
>>700020881
better and worst
i dont foresee myself doing it again in the near future but life and my mental state are worst now so tradeoffs i guess
>>700020686
this is my bfs
>>700020801
if mods ask i turned 18 yesterday
>>700021099
Your boyfriend looks clingy.
My first point still stands
Been awhile since I've done one of these. Here's an old one.
And for those wondering, yes I know, I'm a faggot.
>>700017930
I like your style
>>700021099
>mygirlfriendiswatching.jpg
cuck/10
>>700021026
>Sexuality - Cis
>>700021083
Got any friends?
Where you at, /b/ro
>>700021026
Didn't think I'd ever meet someone else who has read the sword of truth series tbh
>>700021613
It is literally my all time favorite.
there you go
>>700021738
>Top Books
>Fuck Off
Oh man, this guy.
>>700021686
Read a series called malazhan books of the fallen. If you liked GoT and sword of truth and lotr this series is made for you
>>700021591
ive got a few
va
>>700021867
I'll take a look at it.
>>700021026
Interesting music combination
>>700021738
underage pajeet detected
>>700021939
Yeah, people tell me my music taste is very mixed.
>>700021874
That's good
At least you aren't alone
>>700022086
yeah
hbu anon hows life
>>700021519
template?
>>700017158
>>700022156
This is either a very feeble attempt at humor or some kind of bait, I am not sure which.
>>700022156
ultra stench detected
>>700022108
never know how to do these because i have no interests in anything
>>700022126
Pretty shit
Have few friends, mildly depressed, been considering suicide for almost a year but too pussy to do it.
Difficult to get motivated to do anything.
>>700022108
quality edit femanon. not enough starcraft tho.
>>700021519
>Louis Ck
>that political compass
>Hawaiian dishes
4/10
>>700021519
spawn nice
>>700022408
>>
Thanks anon
>>700022488
hey, could be worse i guess
thanks anon
>>700022798
You seem like you are an odd person irl.
>>700022420
i definetely know the feel, im kind of in a lull rn can barely get out of bed
good to see you arent alone either though, having at least a couple people makes a world of a difference
>>700022303
>sure
Japanese nigger reporting in
>>700017158
Sorry for bad handwriting, using a mouse.
>>700022452
yeah i could never get into it.
>>700023077
Use typeface you dork.
>>700022937
Yes it does
Needed to get that off my chest, thanks for listening
>>700023133
what that?
>>700023158
no problem
>>700017714
sup spaghetti head
>>700023206
Like typing it.
I assume you used paint yes?
>>700022305
movie choices are great
>>700023289
Have a nice life anon, hope everything gets better for you
>>700023317
oh i found it. i can never do anything right. :'^(
>>700023258
>The person you were 5 years ago.
Kek.
>>700023419
It's ok anon, live and learn.
>>700022303
no you prick. this is my fucking life. fuck you
>>700023470
Here is a (You) for you.
>>700022306
spray some frebreeze on yourself then bruh
k.
>>700023550
thank (you)
>>700022931
yeah
people seem to get good vibes from me when I talk to them though
>>700022390
i'll sell you interests. 6 bucks a pop
>>700023548
9/10
seem level-headed and chill
>>700022798
>liking tokyo ghoul after season 2
confirmed massive faggot
>>700023658
>first hobby you list is " jerking off "
>mein kampf
>16
Faggot/10
>>700020402
intelegence: 11
favorite artist:drake
>>700024190
I was gonna rip on you a bit and then I saw your stats.
Hang in there buddy.
r8 me
>>700024190
> Virgin
> Linkin Park
there's your problem
>>700024190
>cylce
>3 int
>>700024353
I see your future self will like Death Grips
>>700024353
template?
>>700024190
I respect the honesty
>>700024306
Whenever the group of friends I somehow manged to obtain drop me ill probably off myself
>>700024380
Shit taste shit life, i dont listen tomuch of anything but their the only band ive somewhat listened to for a few years
>>700024503
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>700023991
ok yeah it was pretty shit. I guess I'd switch it with code geass or some sp00ky stuff like higurashi no koro ni
...fuck I'm a weeb
Do your worst.
>>700024665
Basic
>>700024142
The only other book that came to my mind was Die Schachnovelle.
>>700024632
>Confidence:0
I've never seen a man so close to killing himself before.
>>700024353
> Cannibal corpse
> You mean deafening screaming that makes no sense at fucking all
> No idea how any of my friends listen to that
>>700024632
Give yourself at least till 30 to kill yourself.
Life gets better for most men the older they get in my experience.
At your age I wanted to die too.
>>700024771
Ouch.
>>700022390
>think of people you admire and why you admire them
>think of things you've always wanted to do
>note when you see something cool on the internet that you'd like to try
this is how you find interests.
>>700024665
Outside of BB, you have shit taste in TV
>>700024665
You seem alright
You look like a ginger though
>>700024190
>Happy Feet
What
>>700024941
That's just objectively wrong.
>>700024957
I'm not, dark brown hair. Blame Paint.
love me some dancing penguins
>>700024853
weird huh?
It's like people have different taste in music.
>>700025193
I blame you being to lazy to tweak the colors.
>>700024190
>happy feet
>>700024941
Watch your tongue about my silicon valley, nigger.
>>700025266
Look at that fucking flag though, it's fucking beautiful. That's what counts.
>>700025193
If it's fucking brown, then don't use maroon, faggot.
>>700024903
Ok actually I take that back you aren't basic it could be way worse
still go fuck a horse or something hahaha just kidding you aren't basic I'm just a weirdo
>>700025637
You're colorblind, face it faggot. Don't join the air force.
Warning: terrible writing ahead.
Having a bad day
>>700025764
That's fucking maroon
Are you literally retarded, or are you using a fucking black and white monitor
>>700025813
>Life is strange.
Oh boy.
>>700022305
heres in depth
Yup.
>>700026211
>>700022305
shit forgot to add image
>>700026294
Everything worked up until those awful shows
>>700026004
Maybe I'm colorblind, fuck you nigger. Maybe I didn't want to make my hair the same color as my shoes and also not spend 15 minutes looking for the proper color like a fucking nance. You cited your source on this one so I'll concede to you, but you're still an argumentative autist.
>>700026294
gamer grill could be fake but based off of music probably went through goth-nerdy phase
I think I know the general idea of your persona
meh
>>700026294
Most of this is shit but In Bruges is a great movie.
>>700017158
welp
>>700026651
music was anything I could think of, I used to play League religiously. I stopped because I had shit to do and it was becoming a problem. I could never find a middle ground.
>>700026505
Which one is so bad?
not a faggot anymore
Probably yes
>>700026838
In bruges is my absolutely favorite movie of all time. I wrote it first and struggled with the rest.
>>700026953
I think you'd be nice to smoke with. I'm gay as a mfkr but I'd probably like you
>>700027060
underaged MODS
>>700027132
I don't smoke, but thanks, I appreciate it.
>>700026953
Honestly, all of them.
>>700027083
Well I'm being a dick, Rick and Morty, Brave New World, Last Week Tonight, and Portal are also pretty good. I'm >>700024665
>>700023548
Oh shit found the full image.
>>700024190
I like happy feet too anon. not judging
>>700025813
8/10 seems like you got your life straitened out.
>>700025946
>top hitman game is worst in the series.
Well hey, you're unique at least. Nice taste in cinema
>>700027312
Bojack, Hot Fuzz, game of thrones, fallout, and breaking bad?
Yeah, you're alright in my books.
>>700026890
>hair
faggot confirmed
>>700027060
MODS
>>700022947
That fucking drawing is good
My anus is prepared
>>700028267
would fuck
>>700028462
I'd think about it.
>>700017158
>>700028593
the only assurance i need
>>700028267
Pretty good taste for a tranny. Pixies are great, but emo pop is awful. Movies, TV, and vidya are all solid. I'd recommend Divorce Lawyers/I Shaved My Head by Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum, best underground album about the trans experience out there.
>>700017301
Luv that book.
Btw. It's by John Ericsson
>>700017158
>>700017158
>>700029095
At least he's happy, no matter what hand he was dealt in life. It's admirable, really.
>>700028809
>Part 2
>>700028809
>>700029330
>Part 3
>>700021822
>inelligence 10/10
>watching tv
>tv in 2016
>>700029452
a hooka? why?
>>700027594
What state?
>>700029704
the only "drug" i do besides alcohol is smoking regular hookah... and why hookah? i (for my self) am sure you cant become addicted to hookah-smoking and it tastes great.
sorry for shitting writing
"Gender identity"??
Wait, you amerishits dont understand it when you are asked for gender for one time?
>>700023030
>Mouse on Keys
Great shit dude
>>700027353
>NieR Gestalt
One of the best soundtracks imo
>>700028186
Darkthrone is my favorite black metal band, favorite album?
>>700029858
Jersey.
>>700026294
>watching John Oliver
>current year
>>700023258
mfw your political compass
>>700023077
>Intelligence almost max
>cant edit an easy template properly
Sorry bro but you are dumb as fuck
>>700030660
What's wrong with Jon Oliver?
inb4fastfoodslave
i work in a warehouse, its my uniform lel
>>700026649
"Competive Driving"
total fail
My skills when hurrying because thread is old
>>700022007
kek
>>700024665
>murica
>9 int
Keep dreaming fag
Otherwise decent, pretty fucking regular though
>mfw anyone here thinks they are 10 int
>>700034944
University of Chicago graduate in biology and tested 99th percentile in standard tests in high school. I'm not boasting, but I'm objectively a highly intelligent person.
>>700035645
>99th percentile in standard tests in high school.
I don't know about schooling over the water, but here, results certainly do not reflect intelligence, even remotely.
Same probably goes for you, too
As for graduating uni, what degree did you come out with?
>>700035242
Kek. But you probably r8 yourself in intelligence as well
>>700036146
I'm self aware enough to know that at least 20-30% of the population are smarter than me. Puts me at about 7.
>>700020382
>music production
Give us a link, my son.
>>700020402
underage b&
>>700036047
Bachelor's, deciding whether to keep going. And they're not the greatest standards of intelligence in the world but I was chosen out of I think 20 people in my state as a National Merit Scholar, a nationwide scholarship for students who get top scores on the practice SATs. Once again, not trying to brag, just justify my ranking. Also to be fair, I thought I had actually chosen an 8, didn't realize the scale was out of 11 because that's fucking stupid.
>>700036497
>the scale was out of 11 because that's fucking stupid.
Are you retarded? The last box is for an out of 10 number, and the thicker line shows this, fucknuckle. Debating whether you're even 8 right now.
Also, what like 35% of you fags have bachelors? That proves you to be a 6.5, congratufuckinglations.
>>700022305
>dnd
>likes elder scrolls
nigga i hope i never see you on my table
r8
>>700036730
The fact that I have a BA isn't the point, the point is that it's from one of the top universities in the United States. Thought you might of heard of it but I guess I'm talking to one of the more ignorant and provincial Europeans. And here you are trying to insist I'm stupid for being an American...
>>700036047
>I don't know about schooling over the water, but here, results certainly do not reflect intelligence, even remotely.
I always find it pretty amusing when people say this, as I've only ever heard people with shit-tier exam results espouse this complete horse-shit.
Sure, there are some people who test poorly but are hyper-intelligent. However, this is rare.
Overall, intelligent people get FAR better grades than idiots.
You didn't do well in your GCSEs? Okay. You're probably an idiot.
>>700036981
Pretty sure you're talking to a dumb britfag who couldn't get into uni. He's just bitter because you're more intelligent than he is - at least your prose suggests that this is the case.
Brifag here also, btw.
>>700020402
Intelligence: max
Hobbies: sucking dicks
Nice bait
Also favorite musician is drake.
>>700019999
Checked
>>700036955
>fallout
you guys need to get some taste when it comes to vydia. like srsly.
solid middle of the road canon fodder/10
>>700036981
>being eurofag makes me an idiot
>image related
>top unis in US
>in US
K
>>700037111
I was an A/A* student, GCSEs and A-levels, what are you, projecting?
>>700037349
Nope, I'm not bitter. Maybe he is smarter than I am, but I also know he is definitely not smarter than 90% of the population. Consider Asia when thinking about this.
>>700037349
Thanks for the backup. Don't know why I was even engaging honestly, I guess I let myself get trolled because I get kind of pissed at the "'Murica" stereotype. Granted I hate most of our population, but there are a fair amount of intellectuals among us.
>>700037716
Fallout is by far my favourite series. I just put the most recent, nv is prob my favourite
This seems to be a decent introspection and reflection exercise, can someone post like the most comprehensive life sheet you got ? Cheers in advance.
Kind regards
>>700028809
>>700029330
>>700029452
>Part 4
sorry guys i missed this one... maybe i should put them all together...
>>700037831
I wasn't calling you an idiot for being European, I was pointing out the irony of you invoking the stereotype of Americans being ignorant of the world at large yet being unfamiliar with a famous American institution. Regardless, it's late over here, I'll let you Brits battle it out among yourselves. Enjoy.
>>700038001
see and thats the problem. sandbox do what you want copy paste games as favorites is like saying "my favorite album is a compilation of the top 10 from 1999-2007"
>>700038209
I do like arguing. You argued well, thank you. I don't believe you are all idiots, obviously. I just like arguing. Ninight, fag.
>>700023030
>writing music
Show us.
>>700021099
Post tits
>>700038336
ossialarm!
warum keine band/film namen?
war klar euch drecks ossis ist egal "wasch üm radeö öder in deä klotze läuft"
>>700023658
Virgin but has a sex life
What
dtyshntyjnjtsxfn
>>700028809
>>700029330
>>700029452
>>700038197
Got to be bait/10
whaddup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL0ybW8CdTM
>>700038867
more plain than your average disney protagonist
>>700034193
>>700039005
yep Heil hitler
>>700038535
>warum keine band/film namen?
Weils zu viele Band/Filme wären als dass ich die alle aufschreiben würde.
Aber dass ich nicht das höre/sehe was im Radio/Fersehen läuft, sollte eigentlich klar sein, du Kackspast.
>>700017158
Thanks for 3 minutes of mediocre fun.
>>700039443
Fun Fact, her/his dick used to be a face.
How's mine?
>>700040111
>intelligence low
more honest than anyone else here. although i doubt you are a 1, i would consider that autism. a 4 would be like a high school education.
>>700028692
>MSI
Instant 10/10
first time be gentle
>>700040213
I'm not a smart person at all
>>700039873
"I need more attention than the rest."
>>700018372
I'm gonna save that, Anon
>>700028267
Good taste
I already posted my old one but heres an up to date one
>>700038109
thanks m8
>>700017158
r8 me, this was way too much effort to make
>>700041045
3/Q for HD hair on "Never want to be" dude.
/thread
Life goes on.
>>700040227
Cheer up bro, the future is bright
Doing some ratings I forgot to do when I posted my picture. >>700034193
>>700036955
>Only OK on Finland whilst liking Russia
Not cool, man. 3/10
>>700037174
> + Good bans & THUG
> - Naming drugs & alcohol in hobbies
7/10 could hang out with
>>700038336
>Great taste in movies & games
9/10
>>700038867
You could at least try to put in some effort.
>>700040227
>shit music, shit picture, wanting to be a progmur while saying books are for nerds
1/10 for Oldboy.
>>700017301
>looks
>sex life
ok
cool
>>700021822
>virgin
>looks
>sex life
>18
ok
Love me or hate me. It's always one of those 2.
>>700040839
I wanna hang out with you.
>>700043096
>Everything over 5.0
Are you a superhuman?
>>700041680
kys /thread
>>700043315
I have a lot of friends. My parents pay for literally everything. I've got a cute gf and i'm just really happy with my life right now.
>>700042207
almost autistic looking at how much time you spent on an useless chart for the web
>>700043631
>the person you are right now
You have a sad tumor on the back of your head?
dead thread is dead
>>700043962
Yup, call it Marla.
>>700021099
Fuck off Chad
Here we go
Rate me.
>>700026294
Fake
>did robotics in hs
>most 18 year olds are in hs
>>700045237
would not go for a beer with/10
>>700046471
That's actually ok because I hate beer, hahaha
Whiskey and Wine master race
>>700045237
>Steven Universe
>Gardevoir r34
What're some kind of autistic feminist faggot?
0/9999
>>700041960
I like Russia purely because I have a Russian friend
>>700047673
I think I just got cancer/10
>>700047781
are u okay
>>700017930
kek
>>700047880
No.
>>700017158
>>700019547
detected the cancer
>>700048585
what's wrong?
>>700048652
Good taste in music
>>700048694
I'm a nigger but my dick is too small to defile white women.
>>700048652
>11 int
ill let it slide for the tunes, buddy
>>700021099
fuck off chadsickle
>>700021738
POO IN THE FUCKING LOO PAJEET
My temp
wew lads
>>700049822
impressive!
>>700049725
>self-help books
lol
>>700023258
God tier
100% accurate.
>>700020402
>dont ever talk to me or my daughter again
I should update since this almost a year ago but too lazy.
