ITT: your Rio Olympic waifus
heres mine faggots
claimed
Claimed and...
>/thread
You had your chance you fools..
>>700011511
Heres mine
>>700013509
jesus.
>>700013876
You're not allowed to do that. She's mine already you cunt
>>700013162
You can't /thead your own post you fucking goober
>>700011511
Meijer claimed
Palsyte claimed.
Emilia Fahlin claimed
Claimed
>>700014997
>>700013162
Be on my level fags!
>>700015207
>>700013509
>>700013162
>>700012430
These bitches are repulsive
I wish she was in the Olympics this year...
Melanie Leupolz
>>700011511
>ITT: Op asks for waifus
>Op calls everyone faggots
>Op is really the largest faggot here
>Fuck your waifu
>Go get a real woman
>Stop being such a faggot
>>700014003
Once again proving that OP
>Is always a massive faggot
>>700016178
>claiming a waifu first
>somehow a faggot
>>700016327
>Waifu
>Betafaggot
>Simple as that
>Leave the basement some time
>>700016178
>>700016029
>>700016484
samefag
If I told you how much pussy I get, you would think i was lying. So we are gonna skip right over that buddy
>>700011511
Winifer Fernandez
>>700016698
My bad, of course you get laid...
Robin de Kruijf
>>700016698
Having numerous cats doesn't count as getting a lot of pussy
I wanna kill myself because I know she'll never be mine.
1/2
>>700017506
kerri walsh klaim
>>700017506
I think you need to accept it and grow the fuck up. you must be what? 15?
>>700016756
i challenge you
>>700017622
that charlotte flair bod
>>700017633
Yeaahhhhh. internet serious business...
I was kidding but actually I'll kill myself seriously, but for really serious issues you probably don't care about. And I'm 31yo.
This one
>>700017633
>>700017253
>>700016968
samefagging again. bro do you have crippling depression or something? you're projecting your decrepit aura onto everyone else
Swedish football player Kosovare Asllani.
>>700017764
>charlotte flair
No into wrestling really but i suppose. Though Walsh - Jennings is 8 years older lol and still a milf
>>700017815
trying to act like there isnt a penis
>>700011511
I know, wrong season, but I'm a winter Olympics guy
>>700017878
This one's perfect
>>700017817
Nope. Just think that waifu is a retarded word to start with, not to mention the faggots that like it. I find it impossible to take anyone seriously that uses such a word. It has become my calling to shitpost in every waifu thread that i possibly can. Why? Because fuck you, thats why
>>700017946
What does /b/ think of her? I think she does polevaulting
>Don't quote me on that
>>700018103
you seem fun but i dont think the internet is for you
>>700018251
she can vault my pole anytime
>>700018011
Whoa Whoa pump the brakes. Winter Olympics changes everything. Definitely calling Brit Amy Williams
Paraskevi "Voula" Papachristou claimed.
She can triple jump on my dick whenever she wants and we can hate some nigger together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qvqvZd2kKg
>>700015816
Beat me to it. Anyway, my backup...
>pic related
caroline buchanan
>>700016756
shut the fuck up with these gay ass post. youre the only faggot that keeps posting this ugly ass nigger on every post.
>>700018255
But it is, it really is lol I like the chanz and reddit. I find all kinds of funny things here and on there. Things that make me laugh like nothing else does. Maybe you're right and i am depressed. Fuck if i know *shrug* meh
>>700018011
But if I'm forced to stay with Rio, I kind of like Laurie Hernandez, even though I'm really not a fan of how gymnasts have big shoulders and arms (and everyone else here probably dislikes niggaricans)
>>700018517
DUDE
I was watching the gymnastics portion the other day and I saw her... HNNGGGGG
Too bad shes a muslima
>>700018326
She has a dick bruh...watch oh so closely and you can see the angle of her dangle
>>700018653
>but she's white
>traitor
>>700018011
10/10
but I prefer Elena
>pic related
>>700018618
Now I know why you're such a raging faggot
>>700018803
I love Radionova too, but the Hebephile in me can't get enough of Lipnitskaia, plus at the time she was a better skater. Now It's all pretty much Medvedeva who I love too
>>700018780
"Aliya Mustafina was born into a half-Volga Tatar and half-ethnic Russian family in Yegoryevsk, Russia. Her father, Farhat Mustafin, an ethnic Tatar, was a bronze medalist at the 1976 Summer Olympics in Greco-Roman wrestling, and her mother, Yelena Mustafina, née Kuznetsova, an ethnic Russian, is a physics teacher.[4][5][6] Her younger sister, Nailya, is also a gymnast and a former member of Russia's junior national team."
Tatar = Muslim
I like her teeth
gold, bitches.
Lisa Carrington. new Zealand. Nice little hottie
>>700018815
Probably why, but i just can't help myself. It's like an addiction. Just like my dubs addiction. I can't make it through the day if i don't get dubs. Maybe its my autism or whatever, I don't think i have it. If i do its whatever. Regardless i will continue to shitpost in these threads.
>>700019043
I fuckin love tatar tots
>>700019136
And she won GOLD you FAGGOTS!!
they are a bit odd looking but fuck if i can get greedy
Blacked whores!
>>700011511
I haven't heard of her being in the Olympics again since im not huge on TV. Fuck man Shawn Johnson is everything.
>>700019005
Lipnitskaya's Jewish? I've seen plenty of pictures of her with the Suppedaneum cross around her neck haha
>>700016756
O V E R R A T E D
V
E
R
R
A
T
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D
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.......
Fuckin nigger needs to get with his own color
>>700019253
You talk too much to be an autismite, you're just an attention whore with an underdeveloped sense of humor. You're probably the guy who posts those banana pictures
>>700011511
poshel nahuy
>>700019416
What's with the Walmart hand symbol?
Claimed
poshel nahuy
>>700019416
what you expected? They are swedes
>>700019585
Honestly, I dont have a single one of those cancerous pieces of shit on my computer.
>>700019542
Not sure if pretty good joke or pretty bad stupidity. I'm going to assume good joke even though this is /b/
>>700019585
If I did, I would now be posting them...or Spiderman, but I have neither...Dont want my cpu to get aids
>>700019416
Goddamn. You know Bolt is tapping copious olympian pussy.
>>700019758
Putin is only interested in Meryl Davis, even though she's odd as shit (but still hot-ish)
>>700019136
claimed?
>>700019693
What's wrong with walmart?
Claimed
>>700019397
their heads are shaped like minecraft characters.
>>700020135
holy fuck im crying
I fucked both of Danielle Lappage's sisters ( they're fuckin smoking hot, much better looking than her) if that counts?
Pic related, the youngest
MILF
>>700019892
Yes he is, let the butthurt flow through the guys who have nary touched a white woman and make black women laugh,who are upset by this while the other white men laugh at them harder than the black women.
>>700011511
Aly? Come on
>>700018517
No man that girl's ugly. We can share Melanie bro
No one has claimed any black waifus.
>>700020580
I'm not about those Nubian princesses.
>>700020580
I like black women somewhat but still don't like any I see at these games. Biles is OK, but too top heavy and I don't mean her tits, that's the problem. Too much man muscle in each sport
>>700020545
>jewish
>thick neck
>broad shoulders
>>700020699
>>700020787
I don't know man, I was watching dem asses out on the track today. They are incredible to see in motion.
>>700020545
HOLY HSIT is taht really RAisman????
>>700020855
I don't know, like I said, black women are just fine by me, but in these games... even those runners are so built that they don't curve in at the middle like women should
>>700020855
Suum cuique ;)
>>700020855
Admittedly they have nice asses, especially the championed hurtle runners for obvious reasons, but otherwise too square in the body for me
>>700014165
Didnt know Boxxy was in the olympics
>>700021480
Exactly! It was the hurdle jumpers, they've got hips and asses that I couldn't look away from.
cutest thing eu
>>700021925
more of her
I'd like to think that I'm not racist, but I would never dating a black woman. I simply find them completely unattractive, I'm sorry, I'm just not into it
>>700021925
sweetest smile ever
ivet lalova
>>700021925
>>700022016
from her instagram #kapasbogica
Nora Mørk claimed
>>700022059
It's okay, white women would never date you. They strictly want to get blacked these days.
>>700013509
kek
syrian refugee
i'd adopt her lul
>>700018011
>>700018387
>>700018636
>>700018803
>>700019585
>>700019758
>>700019832
>>700019853
>>700019940
>>700019892
>>700020373
>>700020699
>>700020855
>>700021261
>>700021137
>>700021480
>>700021791
I loved the Hurtle asses, just not anything else about them. I guess after posting so much about Russians I should point out I'm an Americunt, and I'm still out of season, but a real olympic sexy woman is Gracie Gold
>>700022059
>>700022179
White women don't strictly want to get blackened, Lot' of blacks don't want white women. lots of whites don't want black women, it evens out and no one actually cares outside of /b/
2/2
Fu Yuanhui, oh my god crush me with your perfect Chinese body. Our children would be genetically diverse and beautiful.
>>700019122
holy fuck look at those legs
>>700022417
Holy shit, not if I beat you to adopting her
>>700022715
>no one actually cares outside of /b/
Now that just simply isn't true.
>>700022444
I'm an Americunt as well, and Gracie Gold is sexy, but I still prefer the Russians
>>700019122
Holy shit!!! I know it is the suit she is wearing, but that is the biggest camel toe I have ever seen....Or at least wanted to see. Those legs could snap your dick off in a second.
>>700022835
OK OK OK a lot of Amerifags, Deutchslungers, and Swedicks care, but only because brown people scare them (despite posing no actual threat)
>>700023168
They stealin' our wimmen! How is that not a threat?
Plebs
Claiming Naomi Van As, she seems innocent until she gets in bed tbh
>>700022902
So do I, especially since Ashley Wagner is sexy but not that pretty, Meryl Davis is odd, and Polina Edmunds is... as awkward as a /b/tard (she's probably in this thread) While Lipnitskaia is untouchable, Radionova is Soviet Sex incarnate, and Medvedeva is Jailbait supreme
Zika!!!!!!!
>>700023373
Lol North Korea. How many times do you think Kim Jung Un fucked this bitch to give her his blessing?
>>700011511
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>700023715
That is a lot of roast beef!!! She could open an Arbys with that twat
>>700023290
Because I steal their women back and we all have a laugh about it, and no one cares. White guy reporting in from African/Islander/hispanic current neighborhood reporting in.
Fuck it, no one has claimed her. I'll take Michelle Jenneke.
>>700018251
sauce
He could ram that finger up my ass any day of the week.
>>700023972
That was redundant, sorry, just in from a bit of pool and rum
>>700023953
Yeah sorry but Hope solo is kinda wrecked. Probably fooled around with a few too many sprinters
>>700018653
>Too bad shes a muslima
she's from cyka blyat federation, so very dificult that she was sandnigga
>>700024066
Damn you, well played.
>>700024225
Why are you apologizing? She isn't my pick. She has had more ball headed towards her face in the bedroom than on the field, or pitch, or whatever they call it in soccer. Don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck her, I'd just double wrap it first.
>>700018679
I stand by my comment.
>>700024066
That's cheating, she isn't an Olympian. But I claimed Thaisa Mendez so my nuts will be empty for a long time.
>>700023659
Paulina is a half Russian ;) . I do love Lipnitskaia. don't get me wrong, still love Leni better, though
>>700018103
>disliking weeaboos on a weeaboo image board
>>700024066
Didn't see this until now, what sport so I can youtube her?
>>700024757
You think it would be easier to YouTube her based on her sport and not her name? Something tells me you work in manual labor.
>>700024659
Not sure we're talking about the same Paulina unless she got really cute even faster than Medvedeva. Edmunds???? That's not a picture of Paulina Edmunds right?
>>700024595
She is an Olympian for Australia, bro. Check the women's 100m hurdles ran Wednesday night. She even did her warm-up dance. She finished horribly, though.
Here's the video of her yesterday...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9l73EDGojA
Definitely Aly Raisman
>>700024945
No I just oversee manual Laborors, and was too drunk to notice her name in the second line of text, and don't insult my manual laborors again, you'd be surprised how much they know... (my stock brokers can't tie their shoes without their wives on the other hand)
Delphine Lansac rate 11/9
>>700025092
Did she really? Damn, I missed it. I wasn't giving you shit, just had a crush on her since I first saw that video in 2011 I think. I will have to go searching for her Olympic run, I will never get tired of that body.
>>700020545
>aly raisman
yup great body but sometimes her face looks a bit manly cuz she's kike
Darya claimed
>>700023373
Ms. Swan????
>>700025415
This I like
>>700024114
You do realise that's a nigger, right?
>>700025029
No. Left is Elena Radionova, on the right is her friend, Lina Fedorova.
Back off faggots
DOUBLE CLAIM
>>700025362
I didn't see any crossbows in that picture...
>>700018679
I will never be able to trust anybody anymore.
thank god I'm not single, or else this would be like minesweeper
>>700017506
ugh, ugly eyebrow-less bitch..
girls who look like her are considered the below-average girls where I live.
>>700025360
No worries, I didn't take it as you giving me shit at all. I wouldn't have known she was at the Olympics either, but I was watching and recognized the famous dance immediately. I was happy as all shit, but then bummed because she didn't do well enough to move on for us to get that dance again.
The qtest
>>700019122
fuck, look at those legs
Ellen Hoog claimed
>>700025869
We will all always have that dance. That level of tease and wonder will never be forgotten.
>>700025628
OK, I was about to say, When did Paulina stop being weird as shit looking and turn Russian? Fedorova I am not yet familiar with
claimed
charlotte caslick is hottesst olympian
Rebeka Koha claimed
>>700015816
>>700018059
My niggas.
I was the first to say so in a thread two weeks ago.
Nothing more to add, except that that mouth looks nothing short of a competitive athletic cock sucking mouth worthy of its own sport in the olympics. Fuck Olympic soccer.
CLAIMING SAGE WATSON
Watched her wink on live TV and fell in love instantly
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJN9eSAgmUc/?taken-by=sagewatson&hl=en
Also on hell of an ass
>>700018636
Stop worrying about what everyone else thinks.
I'll take Joana Heidrich
>>700025219
Claimed
>>700026238
I said Paulina Edmunds was half Russian because her mother is Russian haha
>>700026727
I don't that's why /b/s hate of niggericans was an afterthought
>>700026819
I missunderstood.
>>700026809
nice
Anna Voloshyna claimed
https://www.instagram.com/annavoloshyna/
>>700027046
You'll thank me if footage exists of her olympic qualifying meet. I came buckets.
Nobody's claimed Kassidy Cook ...and she's on Tinder!
>>700026983
nice ass
>>700027331
Scroll up 5 posts.
How 'bout this fine black Belgian beaver?
>>700018636
She's a successful black girl, therefore not a nigger, so no worries
>>700022137
only another girl could like this, are you a girl
katerina johnson-thompson
Ingrid Oliveira.
/thread
Rossella Fiamingo claimed
>>700022417
Amanda Knox looks so young here
>>700014453
Very high quality. congratulations hope you live a nice life with her
>>700027455
among other niceties
>>700026809
somebody already did
>>700028004
forgot to attach a pic
Claiming
>>700017059
dubs to snatch
>>700028424
Too late.
see>>700024066
Anais Zanotti, such claim.
>>700028512
overridden
>>700020351
Holy fuck, you are right!
>>700028137
Definitely first, nigger.
Anal Olympics
http://www.redtube.com/469630
>>700011511 2
>>700011511 3
Has anyone chosen Jerry Sandusky yet?
Charlotte Caslick any day.
CLAIMED
I'll bet my sallary ther's going to be at least one leak or sextape from Rio.
I guess I'm left with Fu Yuanhui.
This crazy chink said in an interview she swam so badly because she was on her period.
>Red Chinese
>>700029909
mmm... Choings.
>>700025741
You don't need to claim. No one else would.
>>700014003
Really? Prove it bitch
>>700018636
I like how big her eyes are. I actually find it cute. Good choice, m8. Claiming Simone Biles. inb4 nigger lover, race traitor, etc. Go fuck yourselves stormfags
>>700030620
She has a pretty cool personality too.
>>700030620
We're not here to judge you, nigger lover. Pump her butt cheeks while she wears that gold medal, friend.
>>700030620
>if da ass is fat, i gots no problems wit dats
>>700025898
My man
>>700030965
topkek
>>700014003
Proof that these threads are stupid and full of idiots. Anyone can claim someone you think you already claimed and what you gonna do bout it nigga? Fuckall
>>700020135
top kek
>>700027997
nice
claimed
>heroic, brave, smart, cute etc.
>>700020545
Excellent choice.
>>700025362
OH MY GOD THANK YOU. FIRST THOUGHT I HAD WAS HIM
Can't believe nobody claimed.
>>700027331
She's on tinder? Where is this proof?
barbara seixas. that ass.
Amanda Kurtovic claimed
244 posts and no-one claimed Laura Trott.
>>700032914
you just KNOW
Wow, no one claimed Alex Morgan? She's mine.
OK some are posting winter pics
Meryl Davis
>>700019122
Here's another shot of her.
Still want?
>>700018499
>black hair dyed blond
shit tier
>>700033487
Good call! Confirmed!
http://thebiglead.com/2016/08/11/ryan-lochte-tinder-bumble-rio-profiles-instagram/
claimed
>>700034179
already claimed
caster semanya is unclaimed and also looks like a trap, maybe you like her too?
>>700020580
Black women were voted as the ugliest type of women. No surprise
>>700024333
you fuckinh idiot. there are many minorities in russia who are muslim.
muslims dont only exist in middle east
the country with highest muslim rate is indonesia with 88%
Klishina
>>700000000
>>700016698
Zozzle
>>700033654
Oh shit waddup
>>700011511
>>700013876
>>700014003
i got some bad news for you whitebois
r8 my bae
>>700019585
Goddess
>>700015759
Shes so small in real life seemz like a new girl though
Anouk Vergé-Dépré
>>700039917
>inbf4 claimed
>>700024757
https://youtu.be/POmuoyiKq3E
Underage, don't care.
>>700032914
Literally every Olympian is on tinder during the Olympics
>>700018251
Fml
>>700011511
>wearing pants during beach volleyball
what a fucking prude
i bet she wouldn't let you fuck her and you'll probably end up getting cucked
>>700033558
Excuse me what the fuck
>>700040611
Holy shit, that's one austistic fucking ritual she has there.
>>700042451
How else is she supposed to get attention?
>>700043034
shes the onlyone dancing and acting like that
Pretty sure shes wild af in bed
Anyone have Penny Oleksiak? Shes 16
>>700043223
Yup. Had her last night
>>700000000
>>700018522
Ayy me 2. I think she's lez though.
>>700020061
more? who is she?
>>700042130
She's unusually cute that's not a good pic
>>700027631
gross
>>700018011
What's wrong with her feets?
Disgusting.
>>700019542
hebephilia =
A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.