Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>699990557
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
still here
and
>>700004844
they deleted the post or something
>>700004148
>day walker
your mother would be ashamed
Claimed.
here
Reporting for duty!
Last post of the night guys, goodnight everyone
>still a no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here.
Clammed
gardey claimed
>>700005390
Sounds like a very big disapointment...
here
>jealous and bummed very bummed I didnt think i would react this way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkKSnkCv_HM
Penny Claim~
>I started running out of images last thread so I basically used In Game portraits.
Claimed.
Iowa claimed
>>700004861
Like I'd give you my hat to cover up that stupid nerd hair.
>>700005087
Does now sound good? There is no reason to live without that get
>>700004861
Lol, fair enough. Just means you gotta win!
>Seriously though, I won't try stupid shit like that. Worst I'd get caught for is speeding maybe.
>>700005087
I never got told why. I just knew I liked it.
>>700005554
>>700005556
how did you fags miss the quads?
Saber claimed
>>700005222
CHECKED
>>700004572(freedom bote)
>Wanting gets
I want that broadside :^)
>IGN is AngelWare if you want to play league can probably only play one game maybe two
>>700005554
Is that a pun
>>700005530
Nice claim
>>700005554
>>700005556
HOW THE FUCK
come on guys, double quads are fucking rare.
I CAN'T STOP BEING LOUD
>>700005556
there has been bigger ones
>>700005554
>>700005556
Bang! Whoops, looks like you missed some quads.
there are only 4 more double-quads, get em boys
>>700005412
Your mother would've died by my mother
>>700005495
Good night, Juvia
>>700005554
>>700005556
Dudes. How?
Same gard i talk to?
>>700005573
>>700005229
Wew blushing?
Been on any boorus lately?
>>700005619
Yeah. You go first :^)
>>700005682
How many others call you by it?
>>700005978
boorus?
>I might be too pure or maybe I don't remember what that is.
>>700005783
Like the "Trump will win" one
>>700005978
I think I'm the only gard claimer, so yeah
>>700005895
>>700005762
>>700005714
SORRY, I GUESS I DON'T AIM AS WELL AS PENNY
>>700006224
>Mfw I didn't even aim, it was like a point blank shot.
>>700005736
Yep. Otherwise I don't think it's an actual word. It's the least I can do for someone who puns almost every sentence.
>>700005762
>>700005895
>>700005714
No idea how. But we did miss that second in between too.
>>700006224
just life in general
>>700005772
Then quiet the fuck down!
>>700005756
Wake the fuck up!
>>700005736
I don't know what you did, but I'm going to use the word "fuck" in this reply to you anyways!
>>700005978
Just one person really. This really short purple haired person called Smuggles.
>>700006491
hmmm, you could kill yourself?
>>700006482
that pic, kek
>>700006640
I CAN'T BE REASONED WITH!
>>700006172
I think there's a sfw filter or something. I know they have lewds when you type name of character in
Gelbooru dot com, yo
>>700006224
Aw shit nigga lol. Jusr checking cause they are some who jusr post pic and say claimed
>>700006653
Is smuggles a cool person? That's also pretty close to smug. Just add the "-gles" suffix
>>700006684
no fun in that mavis
>>700006482
>Filename
>Not Ika misses quads
Wasted
>>700006640
Nice gif
>She looks good in that outfit
>>700006823
THIS BACON IS TOO FUCKING RAW
>>700005222
Cirno Smugly Claimed
>>700006640
Eh? But... I don't wanna...
>>700006917
Oh I see.
>This will be of use to me.
Thanks ^^
>>700005736
You ain't gettin this broadside brumbo
>>700005978
Gotta do it at the same time bucko
Why do you wake up in the morning?
Also, claimed.
>>700006917
They're pretty nice, although they're very temperamental if you make fun of their height. It's absolutely hilarious, and I plan to use them as an arm rest if we ever meet.
That's very true, you two should meet up sometime!
>>700007350
Since when is 2PM - 5PM the morning?
>>700007305
Well what about that league game?
>One day...ceiling fan
>>700006917
>it didn't help
>I only found one image
>It was loliporn
I AM DEEPLY WOUNDED FRIEND.
>>700007350
I wake up for my friends!
>Also because I'm not old yet and I don't have to die.
![[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/874/1462874883288.jpg "[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000")
>>700007017
I would if I could lol but I'm on mobile so I ain't even going through the long process.
>>700007190
Yo cirno
>>700007305
That's not GBR. Her teeth aren't sticking through the roof of her mouth.
>>700007235
>>700007512
FUCK UHHHHH pinterest!
>>700007305
How we gon do it then?
>>700007350
Something something since the beginning of time man has been in earth
>>700007475
How mean! And i should! Don't know where smuggles live though
>>700007475
Since when is midnight morning?
>>700007677
Must be nice.
>>700007866
I love reading everyone's different interpretation of the question.
>>700006917
Claim
>>700007866
Yeah sounds good
>I ACTUALLY FOUND SOME GOOD SHIT ON PINTEREST
I've never used it before.
>Will use more frequently.
>>700007995
I have good friends.
>Though now I'm taking care of a college kid and a much smaller 9 year old.
Its fun!
>I always wanted to be a parent.
>>700007866
It's not mean! Just some friendly teasing! If I really wanted to be mean, I'd call them Shorty rather than Smuggles!
Think he lives in Texas somewhere.
>>700007995
Since it's AM.
>>700007829
hey, how're ya?
I managed to upload that video after all. Had to upload it in Chrome.
yet again, though, another video with no fucking views lol. 3 views in 13 hours.
but, at least it uploaded.
made a basis for a responsive UI design for what's gonna be my website, though. Gonna have to improve it a bit, but it at least WORKS. Doesn't look GOOD, though.
>>700006823
Yes I can! I have some more delicious cake!
>Do you want any?
>>700007205
Then go to sleep!
>>700007017
She can look good in anything!
>>700007350
We all serve a purpose, some people just haven't found theirs yet.
>And I am guiltly as charged, I feel as if I'd serve a better purpose as a therapist rather than a contractor.
>>700007849
lol just kidding btw
was just trying to get angry comments
>>700008236
Really?! I love pinterest! It has almost everything i need or want! Check out the DIYs too! Love em!
>>700008318
Fair point. Really now? So do I!
>>700008363
>Cake
I CAN BE REASONED WITH!
>>700008343
Oh, what's it called? Can I see?
Hey is all about structure first then the details. That's what I would do.
>>700008592
For your help, Penny in a onepiece!
>One thing thats weird about her is that she asks you to meet her at this hot springs type bath house
>And she asks you out in it, in the water.
Its fun cause you can tease her like "You just wanted to see me in my swimsuit didn't you?"
>>700008592
>Filename
No fuck off :^)
>>700008363
Yeah she really does~
>>700008363
But i don't wanna...
>>700008638
the video?
sure, I guess so.
"[ASMR] Atlantic Sunrise" by G.S. Fordham
A lot of my other videos are cringe as fuck, but feel free to subscribe.
I made a 40 minute video about blowing up Mars instead of colonizing it, so that's kinda cool
>>700008236
You're taking care of a college kid?
>Does a college kid need to be taken care of?
>>700008318
Some might consider it evening still.
>>700008363
Indeed. You could always be my therapist -wink-
>Hum..I've always thought I'd make a really good game designer..
>>700005530
feels good. Like a nice man not to take advantage over you, which is very self-confident. Why does this describtion looks like alright for me lol?
>>700006823 trips : wtf is it doing here? XD
>>700008618 cute micro-girl
>>700009132
Well, not particularly no, but he wouldn't simply leave his little sister in my care alone.
>Not that he doesn't trust me or that I'm untrustworthy
He'd rather be there too, we're good friends.
>By take care of I mean give him free room and board because he's a close friend and basically he's like my own son.
I can't have children of my own
>Exposure to Galvanized Steel, Galvanizing Steel, and other various toxic metals has left me infertile. I cannot reproduce.
QOTT: what are the sexiest uniforms in your eyes?
Millitary working uniforms especially NWU, Marine Dress Blues with blood stripes, Scrubs, Suits and Tuxedos
>>700009019
>sure, I guess so.
>Not I geso
Why?
Anyways yeah I'll watch them if I can bear them.
>40 minute video about blowing up Mars instead of colonizing it
As long as it's logical I'll be laughing the whole way.
>>700009168
>>700009364
Whatcha writing bby?
>>700009569
I like Tuxes and suits.
>Seeing a woman in a suit is pretty hot for some reason.
I also love military uniforms
>Tactical gear is amazingly sexy.
>>700008592
Wow, that's such a coincidence! You two should find each other and have a smug off!
>>700009569
Racing suit. Sue me.
>>700009569
I'll have to go with the Maid outfit.
Elegance and the apron is just plain cute.
>>700009478
Then you must be having a great time taking care of them both. That's adorable. I hope they appreciate you.
>Oh my, infertility. I'm sorry to hear that.
THE STRONGEST QUADS!
>>700008699
>light gasp!
Hawt~
>>700008852
There's another pic with filename that can get under your skin ',:^)
>>700009813
I'll do cute outfit next!
>>700010000
HOW?!
>>700009569
maids not sure what else
cccccccccccccccccccclaim
>>700009569
Maid uniform!
>
>>700010000
Hot diggity
>>700010000
Dem scripts
>>700009658
>Anyways yeah I'll watch them if I can bear them.
Thanks.
At the very least, the ASMR isn't too bad, and I do reviews of things and unboxings. I just tend to drag on a bit with my reviews. I gotta speed it up a bit.
>As long as it's logical I'll be laughing the whole way.
Well, tbh, I make it sound more humorous than it is. It's actually a discussion on why Terraforming is too expensive and time-consuming, so we should just build a fuckton of mines and basically DRILL BABY DRILL.
I drew a picture in the middle about lasers cutting miles into the surface and giant factories.
Basically, Mars is made of iron. Spaceships are made of iron, so build spaceships out of Mars, the same way you'd cut down trees to build a house.
I think it's a pretty interesting discussion on the logistics of current and near-future scientific space technology.
>Whatcha writing bby?
Well, I'll get back to the modules for the site later, and hopefully finish them shortly after I get back from vacation.
The responsive CSS for both Desktop and Mobile got its structure a little while ago. Unlike Facebook's shit UI. :-)
>>700010000
this must be your only accomplishment in your life faggot
enjoy
>>700009981
Its not quite as bad as I originally thought it would be.
>I can still get a boner!
>But I will never have children of my own
So I'll just adopt, I've practically already adopted these kids.
>They fuckin love me so far
>Minus today, today was a bit scary for them
>Except at the end with Spirited Away and Ice cream.
>>700010057
Penny is a pretty shy girl, so for doing what she did in the bath house, that was pretty ballsy and I respected that.
>Shes a perfect wife.
>Helps with chores, occasionally waters plants
>Makes me special breakfasts
>Smooches whenever I want.
Its great.
>>700010000
HACKS!
>>700005443
not to sound dumb but..who is this? i wish to draw her
>>700010000
Hell yee!
>>700010000
holy fuck, nice!
We have another Cirno in here?
>>700010430
A nigger.
>>700005443
>>700010430
Is that Shinobu from KinMoza?
Where'd freedom boat go?
>>700008618
Looks like Shizuru missed their chance for cake again. Here you go, one fresh choclate-covered cake!
>Sets cake down onto nearby table.
>>700008951
Then what do you want? Because naps are still sleep.
>>700008852
Want can't she pull off?
>>700009132
Oh my, a new face and already a little playful I see. This could get interestimg...
>Game design: Where you can give anyone or anything any proportions and no other in-game character could question otherwise.
>>700010699
Why yes that is!
>>700010699
thank you! yes it is
Work was ridiculously busy. And then I had a bit of fun on the way home.
THE STRONGEST QUINTS!
>>700011023
*What can't she pull off?
>Laura.
>>700011023
You tell me~
>>700011066
Hey chefbro
>>700011114
Almost
>>700011114
BTFO
>>700011114
if you got that, damn, that'd be cool.
99?
>>700011148
Hey. Whats good?
Whiskey or rum tonight?
>>700011023
>I dunk my face in it, and start practically inhaling the cake
>>700011114
Yeah... nah
>>700010429
In total love with her i see
>>700011114
Tried
>>700011023
mmmLazystuff...
>>700011023
>>700011055
ok, glad to help then. :-)
I just wasn't 100% sure, b/c the pic was kinda dark
glad I got it tho.
>>700011375
Absolutely~
>>700011595
dangit.
I thought i'd try, but I'm only get these upside down 9's instead.
oh well, still 9s.
>>700010429
So you're not impotent, just infertile. That's..not as bad, I guess.
Ah yes, you can adopt. You seem like a really caring person, I bet you can do it without any trouble.
What made today scary for them?
>>700011023
Interesting how, hmm? I wanna know!
>And give them crazy hair and silly motivations too.
>>700011307
Playing more game of league before bed
>Gangplank so rum
going to sleep gnight guys
>>700011673
shoot. screw it.
so wait, is that other guy the one who is KNOWN for trying these big GETs?
Someone once said I was that guy. I only do it once in a while, though
>>700007488
Found Overwatch to do. Lurkin for now
>>700007866
The only way we can. Sudoku.
>>700011806
But I had rum the last 2 nights
>>700011752
Some spooky ass shit.
>I had to defend myself
>J (college) wasn't home
>K (9yo) was home, she was playin my ps2 when shit got funky and my power got cut.
Long story short: My ex was an INSANE stalker who had been wanted for attempted murder, attempted arson, breaking and entering, and theft. (all of this happened after I figured out she was nuts and bailed. Two years passed before she found my ass.)
>Bitch was cray.
>>700011837
Alright maybe on the weekend
>>700011973
>Had rum the last two days
If evens you drink rum
>>700011463
i'll have to post the sketch in the next Waifu thread
>>700011642
Wew you can marry her in game too
>>700011837
Lmao. What have you been up to?
>>700012277
Whiskey it is. Unfortunate. Nice dubs though.
>>700012304
Thread seems to have slowed down. You could have it ready by 150, maybe.
>>700012172
That is terrifying, holy crackers. How are you feeling and dealing with this?
>>700012408
Stardew Valley is basically Harvest Moon but more modern
>And better IMO
>You can fight stuff in a dungeon and mine for shit.
>>700012304
ok, kool. i'll look forward to it.
Get creating!
>>700010430
>>700010699
Shinobu Omiya. From kimoza. Sorry i have been away playing final fantasy.
Draw her! :>
>>700012672
I feel like it was justified
>After I explained what happened they both seemed okay with it.
>K freaked out a bit after the gunshot.
>She was sorta in the dark up until I evacuated her outside when my friends showed up.
>J was absolutely livid until I explained that I did my best to protect K and that she never saw an inch of that crazy bitch.
>D says I owe him a beer.
I do owe him.
Outside of that, since I felt it was justified and definitely necessary, I don't feel any guilt.
>>700012885
>Final Fantasy
Which One nigga.
no one said gnight
>time to noose
>>700012988
7 nigga
Got it on my phone. It's Trill as Fuck
I have nine as well.
>>700013139
OH shit sorry I didn't notice!
>NIGHT~
>Penny~
>>700010396
I don't mind. I'll watch them. I'll give you feedback if you want any.
>mars
Kek that does sound pretty logical to me but I feel like we'd need more advances in technology before we just decide to blow up a neighbor planet. Lol
.
Fuck. I'm in the bathroom after a shit and I don't have toilet paper. I'm so fucked.
Internet shat on me too
>>700013148
Badass
I play a lot of One and Two
>Bought 7 on Steam, been waiting for a good opportunity to binge play it
>Shoulda done it over the summer since I wasn't working
>FML
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJ4VlLx5ag
kek is this ironic satire?
>>700013322
I have a hard time sitting down and playing anything. Im flying to germany in October probably gonna play the fuck out of nine then.
I've been enjoying the hand held version tho. Srsly why wasn't this done earlier? Perfect type of game for hand held.
>>700013139
Night bud.
>>70000000
>>700013361
This is called Ironic Cringe friend, its similar but emulates a really cringe environment.
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>>700013139
It's because they're too busy fapping to that highly erotic picture you left.
Goodnight.
>you don't know me since I'm new but I'll still say it anyway
>>700012946
That is intense. I guess your ex won't be bothering you anymore.. you don't feel shaken though? It was justified, but maybe I'm just a pansy and would still feel scared haha..
>>700011148
Uh, anything Native American? That probably wouldn't work out too well.
>>700011371
Woah, slow down on the cake! Would you like a drink to help with that?
>>700011461
Then kick back and watch some laid-back anime or something. As long as it matches your lazy mood, watch it to your heart's content.
>>700011752
There's a good portion of anons that like to RP sometimes (myself included), and on occasion, a couple of them can get a little out of hand. Mizore is one of them.
>Also weapons and gear that look dull but are actually the best in the game.
>>700005222
Makotooooo
>>700000000
Claiming
How are you
>>700012686
As you can see, i played neither
>i like this pic if penny a lot. Wish it was in color though
>>700013139
Take care
>>700013748
Sleepy but noticed
>>700013674
Yes, that's my name, hello.
>>700013659
Too lazy
I really shouldnt be drinking while looking after my niece.
>>700013241
>>700013561
>>700013614
thanks guys actually going sleep now need someone to say good night later friends
>>700013674
you should come here more often squirrel girl
>>700013289
>I don't mind. I'll watch them. I'll give you feedback if you want any.
sure, if you have any comments, feel free to leave them.
>Kek that does sound pretty logical to me but I feel like we'd need more advances in technology before we just decide to blow up a neighbor planet. Lol
Well, we'd definitely need to GET there and get the FACTORIES there.
But at that point, it's just massive quarrying. only, we ship it to orbit instead of down the highway.
hey, we manage to destroy entire mountains pretty well here. I don't see why we can't do it in space, lol.
>Fuck. I'm in the bathroom after a shit and I don't have toilet paper. I'm so fucked.
well... there's always plan B. As FBF would say "Out of toilet paper? Time for a shower"
Better than nothing, I guess..?
>>700014061
Sup Orange
>>700014151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkOcm_XaWrw
>>700013561
is this the sketch from before?
it's pretty good
>>700014061
this picture is ridiculously pretty
>>700013614
I was scared at first after the adrenaline wore off, but its been a few hours and I've come to terms with it.
Luckily, thanks to my states laws, I don't even have any legal trouble.
>I love Idaho.
>>700013758
Yeah me too, it was suppose to be in a Manga style
>Stardew Valley is basically my jam
>Farming shit, picking up a cute redhead waifu, kicking ass in a dungeon, fishing.
Its great.
>>700014151
Nothing much. Just music and hanging around, yourself?
>>700014218
It is, I just hope to find a bigger version of it, there has to be one.
>>700014176
https://youtu.be/dhKhGyUnc2E
>>700013758
I got tomorrow off so im happy
Gonna stay up until 7
Stay up with me
And play some cs jailbreak
>>700014393
Just got hone, aforementioned whiskey while looking after the niece
>I was the asshole uncle for a second because she couldnt have a second biscuit
>>700013928
She'll keep a good eye on you.
>>700014213
no its like a joke sketch thats been going around the internet.
it cracks me up
saw it originally on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqa38mohcs
>>700014348
I see. How much is said game?
>>700014470
I cant :(
>>700014610
Theres a movie on and shes nearly 2. I think Im alright.
>>700013561
They did it with FF6. Superior game.
>>700013659
RPing huh? That sounds enticing, I think.
>Not that I would act slutty or anything.
I'll need to hang around here now.
>>700014348
No legal trouble? That's a relief.
A few..hours ago? Oh geez. I guess it's still sinking in.
You should take a little time and relax and stuff.
>>700013963
>1 hour video
Fuck. I'll probably watch it later to tell you the truth. I gotta go to sleep early because of school and such and I really would want what happened today to happen tomorrow.
Can't shower because it's almost midnight and everyone will be pissed if I do. I ended up running out into the kitchen, grabbing a roll of paper towels and then rush back to the bathroom.
>>700014061
Heyo. I was just about to get off so I'll just give you a hi and a bye.
Later everyone
>>700014846
What movie.
>>700014846
Pretty cool. I had that one and i think 4 on my ipad.
>>700014348
Don't forget Adventure of the Praire King song. It's one of favorites.
>ika
A certain unicorn isn't here:(
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>700014962
How To Train Your Dragon 2. One of her usuals.
>>700015030
I need a few hundred dollarydoos so I can add more download limit so I can download FFX / X2 remasters.
>>700015089
Night Smugs, it was nice meeting you! Maybe next time Smuggles will be here!
>>700015202
It watchable, or just a distraction film.
>>700015352
Its fairly watchable once or twice. Any more and it just runs out of puff. Same with most of her favourites.
>Big Hero 6, Kung Fu Panda 1-3, How To Train Your Dragon 1 and 2, Zootopia
>all watched or heard more than 10 times
>>700014841
Its around $15 I think
>Might be on sale, haven't checked
>You know how Gaben loves his sales.
>>700014899
Thats why before they went to bed we watched Spirited Away, played Tekken, and got ice cream.
>>700015041
Oh hell yea bro.
>>700015089
Night ^^
>>700015089
Good night senpai
>>700014645
oh ok
>>700014945
>Fuck. I'll probably watch it later to tell you the truth. I gotta go to sleep early because of school and such and I really would want what happened today to happen tomorrow.
The Atlantic Sunrise is ASMR. You can listen to ASMR to go to sleep if you're interested.
I go to sleep to ASMR all the time. They're a type of relaxation video with "brain tingles"
But either way, that's fine. Some of the stuff is kinda interesting to wtach
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