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New New Celeb Thread
>>699993811
Hey Jordynbro
>>699994338
Fap time
>>699995836
u tryin make me masturbate arent u
>>699993811
>natural hair
bullshit.
>>699996070
Mmmmaybe
im number 7million
>>699993326
why no nudes of harambe? you faggots disgust me
7 mil
i am number 7 mil
>>699996534
It's working
keep the good pics rolling
>>699997167
leaked pic of our fallen angel
taken straight from the cloud
dicks out, brother
Flaps
Will anyone post JLaws facials??
lets go bois
>>699994624
Is she the little girl in that Charlie cartoon?
FUCKING JEWS LETS GO
>>699997717
forgot pic
>>699993811
I want to hate fuck her to death.
>>699996534
it's working
>>699997545
I wanna tonguefuck her ass
dam daniel
>>699998399
dannngg i wanna put my danger in her angry business.
FUCKING & MIL WITH CELEBS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lets go
When I-I-I asked m-my m-mistress Natalie Portman if she w-was serious about our m-marriage v-vows she l-laughed at m-me and s-said she d-doesn't b-believe a-a w-woman o-of h-her class should b-be c-constrained t-to r-remain faithful t-to someone who d-doesn't measure u-up t-to her standards... I d-d-don't have any f-fame, b-beauty or wealth and she h-h-has been bl-blessed with all these th-three in abundance... She said it was a-a plain m-m-miracle I-I wiggled my way into h-her heart these past 2 years... She said she will n-n-never forgive m-me for taking advantage of a b-bit of a heartbreak/down time sh-she was going through when I-I first started t-to a-approach her... She says now that she's b-back t-t-to being strong she has n-no real need for me any more...
>>699999999
Her butt is perfect
>>700001500
im gonna cum
>>700001164
Hi there Benjamin
>>700001938
no one gives a shit you stupid faggot
>>700000000
>>700001938
Cum for her
>>700002031
H-how you know m-my n-name?
>>700002088
how fucking old is this girl
>>700001938
Cum for her perfect ass, anon
bump i need hope solo or taytay in my life
>>700001938
Look at all these people cheering you on to cum for a 16 year old
>>700002304
Googled it. It must be a real shame, being married to a woman like that but not being able to do anything but watch as she fuck every man with a six pack and a big cock in Hollywood.
>>700002387
Old enough
>>700002387
Does she make your dick hard, anon?
>>700002688
who is this semen demon
>>700002762
Jordyn Jones
>>700002088
i did, it was this pic
>>700002688
she needs cum
>>700002762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
keep them rolling before i gas you
>>700002846
Glad to help
>>699995111
>>699995818
>>699995957
>>699996641
>>699996849
>>699997032
>>699997253
>>699997429
>>699997744
>>699998020
>>699998399
>>699999531
>>700001663
>>700002053
>>700002151
>>700002336
>>700002723
do you have that pic of hers in the purple leather dress
>>700002846
heres a larger version of that
>>699998332
So fake
>>700003087
This one?
>>700002276
fuck off pedo
>>700003087
This one?
>>700002953
Just imagine these lips wrapped around your cock. How long before you'd paint the back of her throat with cum?
>>700002613
ya ik, this place is awesome
>>700003099
seriously, fuck
>>700003235
>>699994849
FUGGGGGGG
>>700003102
LANA IS QUEEN
>>699993326
>New
I had hope, you disappointed me.
>>699994815
0/10 ass
>>700003099
i was trying to upload it, it wouldnt let me. I have like 15 of the same pic
>>700003380
MEME
>>700003380
Perfect ass
>>699995771
seems to sorta be a theme to her poses..
>>700003426
I liked summertime sadness and video games, is she still putting out good stuff?
>>700003521
There's a few pictures of her that it won't let me post
its hotter then the incineraters and gas chambers in this thread
>>700003363
lol get that wack bitch out
>>700003523
SUGA
>>700003588
she just came out with an album.
>>700003099
Dirty fukin pedo Crawl back into your shithole
>>700003283
i'd fight for a minute
>>700003688
8ch hebe is down
>>700003687
Is it any good?
>>700003688
All these nasty fucks in here cheering each other on wtf
>>700003636
I'd take a punch to the face to drop my load in that pussy
Whats worse harambe's ass or jordyn's ass?
>>700003688
shes barely young faggot, if you seriously think thats so revolting and inhumane you minus well go join the feminism activists
>>700003629
perfection
>>700003777
high by the beach is the hit off of it.
Born to die is her best, I have Paradise on vinyl
(its hung by a thumbtack, middle one)
>>700003985
>minus well
>barely young
GOD WILL SAVE US ALL and in harambe's name post on
>>700003696
Just look at her begging for cum
>>700003985
Pedo
>>700003985
>minus well
>>700004071
Alright, thanks, I'll check it out.
im gonna revamp my cock to jerk it a second time
>>700004108
english is not the first language I speak but you know what I mean
>>700004154
look at the other stuff in this thread, I haven't posted any of the pictures yet IM the pedophile?
>>700003879
Dude I see nipples?
>>699993326
>every celeb thread ruined by the same 6/10
>>700004231
glhf
>>700004211
Legs for days. Very sexy
jerk yo cock with yo harambe panties and stupid nigger gassing lynching jew dont be afraid SIEG HEIL
>>700004380
>>700000000
>>699999999
Whenever Jordyn is posted, I HAVE to fap, no exception
JJ is life
>>700002688 keep posting im gonna cum too
>>700004472
The life is good
>>700004534
Pretty much same. I try to hold out a couple threads though.
>>700004618
she requires cum tribute from every man who sees her
>>700004354
I wonder how many 45 slugs the dude in the green boots could take before he collapses.
I wonder how many she could take before she collapses.
have you ever seen harambe's camel toe 8/8 m8
>>700004886
It's a .45, so probably 1
>>699993811
Genevieve is so much cuter.
>>700005057
fuck that, i'm for jordyn
>>700005057
How fun would that threesome be?
>>700004683
Good. Cum for her, anon
>>700005028
even in the chest? maybe only in one of the lungs?
It doesn't need to be in the heart, or the head. Surely any dedicated person could take a slug to the gut and still function for a little while at least...
>>700005057
Post her too
so if harambe drug a kid round his hibit than that mean human drag baby HARAMBE around a house? MAYBE i ThInK SO DICKS OUT FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>>700005216
another here. i wasn't even planning on it tonight
>>700004722
I think it's pretty funny that my daughter is a Jordyn Jones "fan", and has no idea that I'm fapping to one of her "idols" hahaha
>>700005203
This guy has the right idea
>>700005216
>Good. Cum for her, anon
>>700005223
I doubt it, especially for taylor swift and some random old guy
>>699996852
I had impure thoughts
NO MEMES if harambe doesnt approve gtfo CELEBS ONLY nigga get yo bitch ass outta here
>>699993326
jesus christ she's ugly and she's smashing her tits together like a couple potatoes
Don't Mess with me - Moji
>>700005615
Good
>>700005190
She looks really bad there.
>>700005203
Cumming all night.
>>700004612
Holy fuck her parents are terrible people, but I'm glad that they are, this is too hot.
that moment when your kid falls in the gorilla pit for his mother jewelry. he didnt get the gold but he got the SILVERBACK
>>700005534
So if her bodyguards were pounded in the chest by 45 hollow points, they would be unlikely to survive? Even semi-auto UMP's aren't that expensive in comparison to having a fucktoy like her until you die.
>>700005203
yes, thats the answer. thats how fun it would be.
>>700005216
will do
>>700003872
Moar?
>>700005896
Hi everyone, Anyone here care to help me out? If your alive that is :)
>>700003899
She'd probably be the one to punch you too
Hooray for domestic violence jokes
>>700005935
I'm not saying they would die, I'm saying that they would fall to the ground after being shot unexpectedly
>>700005960
jesus fucking fuck
>>700006199
if haramby is dead and people died at Benghazi then does that mean MICHELE OBAMA is a fucking retard
>>700006111
we all have our eyes closed, come back later
>>700006272
to impregnate
>>700006111
What do you mean? ERP, celeb pics?
>>700006014
>>700006372
Hahaha thanks anon.
>>700006402
Oh just some celeb pics :o
>>700006376
killing me
>>700006525
>>700006324
>>700002613
You're right. She's way too old.
>>700006507
What celeb?
>>700006157
So it would need to be green tipped 5.56 rounds instead?
It doesn't take much to overcome average body armor.
>>700006442
>>700006376
We should take turns using her throat make the little bitch cry and puke
>>700006692
Suprise me :p
>>700006771
yes.
>>700006706
They aren't wearing body armor/plates, they're in normal clothes. 1 .45 to the chest would cause them to fall to the ground
>>700003497
refer to
>>699994849
>>700006832
celebjihad
>>700006832
That doesn't really help me. There are already 3 celebs being posted, could you just use one of them
>>700006450
lets trade
>>700006975
Um wut?
>>700003581
well she wants to show how well she can take your cock
>>700006837
>>700006149
I love the fact that she's a straight up thug at home. Beating the shit out of/menacing family. I'd let her dominate me with that elite athlete's physique. And then when she least expected it, as she rose me hard like a cowgirl trying to break a wild head of cattle, I'd spray my ginormous load so far up her cunt that she'd get furious and choke me into unconsciousness whilst still straddling my twitching fuckrod. Ahhhh yes.
>>700007008
i hope thats a hard little nipple i see
>>700007072
Oh ok then I'll have to do that then :(
>>700007129
You're an interesting guy, anon.
Beauty consists of a collective ideal of unattainability.
Video proof of her giving her asshole to some random dude ruins this in today's society.
You will never see video of Rihanna giving her asshole to some random dude because she has to be "unobtainable" because she is supposed to be a badass chick.
When in reality she is just another person.
Another girl you meet and have a relationship is just as likely to have a great feeling pussy and be much more emotionally stable than some cunt who makes music for a living.
You are much more likely to have a better like dating a normal woman than one who is famous. Ponder on this as you are force fed attractive famous women.
>>700007008
who is this?
>>700003581
She's asking to be impregnated
>>700007255
Hngh nice
I WOULD LOVE HER TO STICK A FISHING LURE UP MY BUTT HOLE TO MY RECTUM
>>700007344
A hot little fucktoy named jordyn jones
>>700007344
Jordyn Jones. She making you hard?
>>700006834
You think the little bitch can take it?
>>699998579
holy shit...
Dicksouforharambe12057056273
>>700007476
Got any more nudes of her?
>>700007576
not very well
New thread
>>700007675
>>700007502
I'm not that anon but she's made me hard as hell.
NOPE NO MORE FAGGOT
>>700007599
Ikr
>>700007771
Mmmm I like that thought a lot ;)
>>700007736
plenty
>>700006904
So one on either side of the chest would likely do it in for them.
Or, at least prevent them from getting up and dealing with what is around them.
Duly noted. It is good to know.
