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ITT: Secrets
I tried to kill myself by running a stop sign while someone was coming. it didn't work, played it off as an accident.
its a thick mushroom
>>699975076
I brought napalm to my exgfs work
I sell drugs to kids, to pay for my own addictions
Also, I've killed over 5 dogs just because
I have cancer that's progressing throughout most of my body. I'm also having heart issues.
I haveny told any of my family. My 26th birthday was this weekend and they'd all break down if they knew I skipped the party for an er visit
fucking a girl to get over my ex, now ex wants to get back together, planning on fucking them both cause why not.
havent been tested in years.
I tried to go to her doorsteps and do whatever was necessary, turns out I didn't have the balls to do it
>>699975673
Fuck you. Twice.
>>699975076
Nobody here knows my real identity, I dissappeared some time ago, New fake passport, fake papers, fake ID, Settled down in another part of the country. New girlfriend. Life's good
>>699975983
Are you able to get any useful treatment, or waiting it out and doing pain management? Any plans?
My boyfriend and I break into churches, dress up in pagan costumes and have sex.
>>699976487
why though?
>>699976604
pics or it didnt happen
Many years ago I bought a bootleg fake iPod from China online because I was going camping with some buddies and wanted music to listen to. I think I might've been 19 or 20.
Anyway, we're out in the woods for like 3 days now and I'm feeling horny af and don't have any fap material. I notice I could've put some photos and video to my iPod but it was too late. But the thing was that the iPod already had some stock videos and photos, sort of like the ones you get from picture frames. There was one of a little girl, maybe 9 or 10, in a white dress trying to catch a butterfly or jumping in the air or some shit. Stock ass photo. And I fapped to it. And I came. Hard.
I've been trying to find that pic to fap to again, and I'm sure it was from Shutterstock or something similar to it
>>699976664
Criminal past caught up
I bite my toenails
I've shot guns in the general direction of people and participated in a couple drive bys. I'd rather not know if I killed people or not.
>>699976841
You should stop this.
>>699975076
I eat my boogers. I'm 24. Anyone else does that?
I kill butterflies in parks near children and yell at them because I have social issues
>>699977326
Yes, I also eat your boogers. They're very salty.
my cousin and I have been having sex together since we were 14 and still do
>>699977497
Both guys, right?
Raped a girl, blamed it on another guy, he's doing time
I often think about murder. But don't do it because of my belief in God.
Worms tickling my Anus turns me on and I jack off when they do it
I'll pick worms out my ass like boogers when I'm bored
I don't take medicine for worms cuz I orgasm like crazy
>>699976915
Nigger detected
My name is Zak Bagans. Lead investigator of the Ghost Adventures Crew. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video....With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn....Raw...Extreme...These are our Ghost Adventures.
>>699976487
How do you go about getting fake papers/ID etc? I fantasize about disappearing to somewhere in the USA (am Canadian).
>>699977768
firstly, everyone thinks of murder you're not a special snowflake
secondly, nut up. fuck god and believe in yourself
>>699977839
Dude, wanna know what feels really good? Take a .9mm with hollow points in it, point it at your head, and squeeze the trigger!
>>699978135
Why in fuck's name would you come to this divided, hate-filled shit storm of a country? Stay in Canada.
>>699975076
Posted it before, but I'll repeat.
>Have a loving wife and children. Nothing is wrong with our relationship.
>Fetishize the idea of having a sexual robot servant.
>The very first day that they become available to civilians, I'll leave my family and live with my robo-waifu.
>>699978291
But I would die
>>699978640
Very astute observation
Sometimes I like to shoot drugs into my neck
>>699975076
Im lonely. Its getting bad.
>>699978135
Im from europe though. It wasn't cheap at all. The process of disappearing was fucking time consuming but pretty chill once it's behind you. Just got to know the right underworld guys with forging knowledge. US shouldn't be any harder though, Its a big country
>>699978931
that shy we are here senpai :3
>>699975245
Try head-on bus chasing next time
>>699978494
>divided, hate-filled shit storm of a country
Maybe you should go to Canada, pussy. You'd just get in the way of my post apocalyptic fantasy world anyway.
>>699975076
when i was 12 i molested my 9 year old friend while she slept
Wife won't swallow. Make her coffee every morning while she in shower. But morning wood nut in coffee every morning. She's been swallowing for 3 years.
>>699977724
sure why not if that what gets you off friend
>>699979014
There's no guarantee though. Can't afford to raise insurance more than it already is.
>>699978954
UNDERWORLD guys..... muhahahah
>>699979192
Cool story bro, go listen to some slipknot now
>>699977181
I broke caffeine, I quit chewing, I even quit DRINKING for shits sake. I haven't been able to stop doing it. Atleast I'll stop and then start again. /B/ro to /b/ro tell me fucking HOW
>>699979022
A Trump supporter, no doubt. I could make you eat my fuck.
I'm probably going to fuck my coworker. We both have significant others. My fiance is cool with it. It's going to destroy her boyfriend. Honestly I've stopped giving a fuck. If she's going to cheat me saying no isn't going to make her a better person.
>>699979364
got it
>>699979467
>A Trump supporter, no doubt. I could make you eat my fuck.
>I could make you eat my fuck
>eat my fuck
k
>>699977724
Oooooooh I see. You entered this thread not to share a secret, but rather to make fun of everyone. Every single dumbass reply to every post is you, isn't it. You're a fucking little nigger. FUCK you.
I get high on home made opiates 3 days a week.
The high lasts for about 15 hours, so half the week I show up to work still high.
I always tell my boss I didn't get enough sleep
>>699979467
I don't vote. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
>>699975076
When I was 18 I had a crush on my sister's 10yo friend ;_;
>>699976292
You think I give a shit? Fuck off moralfag
>>699979732
i feel that /b/ro me too me too
>>699975076
I washed out of the military twice before I even turned 20, and I can never reenlist as a result.
>>699979697
Oooooh. Scary.
>>699979375
when you go I'm going to, just go like nah, maybe later.
>>699979916
I'm glad I'm not alone, she was just so cute :/
I felt like I was doomed to be a pedo but it never happened again
>>699979718
recipe?
>>699976593
It started as me being tired frequently. By the time I caught it, it had already spread throughout my lymphatic system and a few major organs. There really isn't much we can do other than treat the pain and keep going from there.
Not sure how to tell my family. Not sure I even want to. Truth is I've been slowly severing ties with everyone I care about so it isn't as bad. More for me than them if I'm being honest here.
>>699979723
kys
>>699975076
I secretly wish everyone on 4chan would go eat a pallet of sweaty dicks.
>>699979467
"Eat my fuck" sounds fucking hilarious. You're still a cock for trying to demonize someone for his political stance. It's cute, really, the way you insult someone by assuming which presidential candidate they support. Like, TOP FUCKING INSULT, bro. TOP fucking insult. You are SO good at insulting others.
I want to see the human race wiped out.
>>699975076
I wanna get fucked in the ass by my friend Chris and have him cum all over me.
>>699980355
is this your special way of coming out of the closet?
>>699979208
There goes my sides.
>>699980294
I wish you as painless a journey as possible, anon. Nobody deserves to go down that way. I wish I could help.
i once had a gay diaper experience with my younger cousin
>>699975076
I killed two junkies with my shotgun and then I buried them on my land, I wasn't even fucking questioned. Oh and I also killed my girlfriend for the insurance with a 9mm pistol so as to do it quickly and not get blood in the floor boards or holes in the wall, she is hid in my house's crawl space. Sometimes life takes some weird turns!
>>699980086
>Oooooh. Scary.
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch! You've won THIS argument.
>>699980294
How long do the doctors say you have left?
If nobody else is around I charge to wherever my destination is at full speed.
>>699980171
Ok I'll give it a shot. Thanks my man
>>699980278
Poppy seeds and water. You gotta find unwashed, and you basically get morphine, codeine and a bunch of side shit that makes your body process it slowly.
I don't want to post sources, but eBay seeds are 100% trash, as are branded seeds you'd get at the store
>>699980393
Couldn't care less who anon supports. Couldn't care less about anything.
Next.
>>699980643
Has it been 5 years? You're from the "Why am I going to hell?" thread, right?
There's a women buried in my backyard i killed her 3 years ago, lately im having nightmares about that day
>>699980450
As a Chris, I'm suddenly thankful I don't have any friends.
I only masturbate to voyuerism porn
>>699980922
I am the guy.
>>699981113
very nice
I almost killed myself once inside my room without the family knowing
>>699981077
That's top tier porn! Upskirts, toilet cams, hidden masturbation cams, under desk...
>>699980272
thats good bro dont pedo
>>699981013
Meh
>>699975983
>>699980294
Why do people like this have to die of cancer but then people like >>699980643 get to live? Life truly is cold and unfair.
>>699981252
I like the kind where a guy secretly cums on the girl
>>699980294
I'd start doing hookers and blow (or crack). I have $30K set aside for just this eventuality.
>>699981394
yeah those are pretty fuckin hot
i always wanted to get my sister pregnant without her knowing it was me
>>699980643
How'd you get insurance money with out proof of death?
>>699980863
Just like a grown nigger. It all makes sense now. Thanks, nigger
>>699981533
There's a compilation of it and it's literally the only thing I masturbate too. Like 6 times a day
>>699980574
Appreciate the thought. There are worse ways to go though. I'd take cancer over burned alive anyway.
>>699980668
Anyone's ballgame. I'm 26, was in the gym six days a week most of my life and have always eaten healthy. Lower estimate puts me in six months, upper puts me at two years.
Ironic part is I -am- a doctor. Just finished my degree. The plan was to go into doctors without boarders for awhile and settle down with my own private practice as a pediatrician.
I had a nagging thought in the back of my mind for awhile that my symptoms were exactly what they were but kept putting it off. Pretended I was just tired because of the gym, or work, or school, or relationships. Even when I started skipping days and sleeping in. Finally after calling out of work a few times I bit the bullet and went in for blood work.
No ones fault but mine.
>>699975076
Last night on my nightly walked I went to 6 different paks and got completely naked and walked around for a bit in all of them.
In one park that I went to that is known for gay cruising, as I walked past I noticed a car in the parking lot. It was 2:30 in the morning so I thought there was a pretty good chance it was a guy looking to get his cock sucked. I went into the park and started walking down the path when a guy came walking in my direction and as he passed me he said hello so I said hello back.
He asked me if I was the person he talked to online and I assured him I wasn't but this let me know that he was obviously there looking for sex so I told him that I loved sucking cock.
He was into it so we walked down the path where it was a bit darker and we slipped off into some bushes.
We both pulled down our shorts and showed each other our cocks and I immediately leaned over and took his cock into my mouth and sucked him off.
He left after I sucked his dick but I was so horny I stripped off all my clothes and walked around and played with my penis for a bit before moving onto the next park.
On the last park of the night I was so horny that once I was naked I sat on a park bench and jacked off and came all over myself.
Great night.
>>699981720
ive seen a few i like that sneaky sex stuff idk why
I spit in people's food at my work. I know it's wrong, but I have trouble controlling my anger
>>699975076
Probably that I've been fapping to nothing but the Loli threads on /b/ for months now and I keep it a secret from my wife.
I try to escape the crushing reality of my life situation through extensive study of the Japanese language.
>>699981708
Forged suicide note.
>>699980450
U a guy? n does he know u crushin on him?
>>699980643
Do you still have sex with your girlfriend?
I'm ready to kill myself because everyone I have been with has been disloyal.
>>699981779
aaaaand now I restate this x400 >>699981392
>>699982007
I don't, I don't even pay the body much mind, I feel like it's better that way. It would probably be grossly decomposed by now anyway.
i've only been able to masturbate thinking of fucking gerhard palitzsch for the past two weeks.
>>699982098
I know that feel. How about, instead of suicide (for now), just bury yourself in your hobbies.
>>699981966
There is a load of cum between 2 of the patties.
I just gangraped a bitch with my friend snowman. We got her high on acid then proceded to Fuck the shit out of her. Sad part is I couldn't cum from feeling guilty. :(
>>699981992
Yeah I'm a guy, but he doesn't know I'm bi. (Awe shit that was a bad rhyme)
Honestly he has a girlfriend and I haven't seen him in months. I kinda wanna get him black out drunk so I can just suck his dick.
>>699982396
yeah you couldnt cum in a bitch you were raping that sounds terrible
>>699978291
>.9mm
>.9
>fraction of a mm
>>699982331
How'd you get insurance on your bitch if they never found a body?
They ain't gonna pay unless they is sure your dead.
You lie more than Hillary Clinton....wait...no you don't.
>>699980355
...you are also on 4chan...
I piss in the sink at work. Also everywhere else.
>>699982387
I...I don't see it.
>>699982633
It was. funny thing is we convinced her she wanted it when she came out of the trip
I raped a woman and went to jail for 6 years.
Most people I know today don't know of my past.
I don't live in Norway.
Accidentally cried over spilled chocolate milk.
>>699975076
Threads like these confirm what I've always thought. That mental illness is an epidemic.
>>699981392
How do you know I am not in some way justified if you have no idea what my other motives may have been?
>>699977326
[spoiler]yes[/spoilers]
>>699981779
I have two questions for you. What are your plans now? Do you have any idea? Are you just going to go on as normal or whatever or are you going to try to travel or something?
And two, what is your (or one of your) biggest regrets in life?
>>699982669
Oh look, it's the very same nigger! What's good, nigger!
>>699982384
I already do. It doesn't make anything much better.
>>699975076
I had to stab 3 men to escape an armed robbery.
Pretty sure 2 of them died.
Never was caught, but am still afraid I will
>>699983040
You've killed three people. I think It's pretty justified that I deem you a terrible person. Junkies can be fucked and maybe they tried to kill you or something but you said you fucking killed your girlfriend for the insurance money
Do you regret any of it?
>>699983252
Please spell out the scenario, I am curious...
>>699981779
dude that fucking sucks. I hope you like reincarnate into something cool as fuck.
>>699981972
They still need a body and there would be an investigation, they always suspect the boyfriend/husband first. They would check ballistics and quickly figure out it wasn't suicide.
>>699982384
And the difference between now and later is that the ladder probably entails more heart break.
>>699983217
Keep lying Hillary. Still no body, no payment guaranteed.
>>699983252
Structure unclear; were YOU the armed robber?
>>699983217
go take a pic and timestamp of the body than Hillary.
>>699982550
>veryone I have
i used to know this gay dude, and he told me that its not uncommon for straight guys to be okay with getting their dick sucked by another dude. so its prolly in your favor.
>>699983376
you know who killed people, Hitler killed about 300 000 of the fuckers AND HE DID NOTHING WRONG!
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>>699978129
Underrated post
>>699982928
"accidentally" how?
>>699983069
[spoiler]tststy[/spoiler]
>>699983715
I've been going to gay cruising spots for years not and there are tons of straight guys that go to these places just to get their cocks sucked.
After the bars closed and guys are good and horny so it doesn't matter to them if it's a guy sucking them off, they just need to cum and I'm more than willing to help them out.
I once held hands with a girl.
I was abused by stepdad from age nine to twenty two. It only stopped because he died.
>>699982153
Because 99.99% of people who post those things on here are just posting things to maybe cause some stir in the rest of everyone here. We all know his story never happened.
I've been next to people in their final minutes to tell you that what they all, without fail, want is to be forgiven for things they feel bad about and to be promised someone will remember them.
That's all we all want anon, to make an impact and be something in the lives of others.
>>699981521
Not my things. I'd consider psychedelics but I grew up in a rough neighborhood and had my time with most of it when I was young honestly. Bought a new kayak though. Nothing beats being out on a quiet lake.
>>699983132
Plans are rough. Milk pretending to be okay for a little bit longer. I'm going to have to tell the family eventually. Totally selfish of me but I'm waiting not because I don't want to hurt them, but because I don't want my last few months with them to be depressing.
I don't know if I have any regrets. I have things in my life I fucked up. Opportunities or people I missed connections with. Some of them hurt but I like the person I grew to be. I wouldn't be that person without those events.
When I was younger I got a job as a counselor for kids. I didn't have the best childhood. I figured it would just be a summer job. I grew super attached, changed my major from biochem to premed and never looked back.
I suppose I "regret" I won't get to be a dad. I wanted two of my own and to adopt two. Always thought it was important.
>>699983420
People like you are the fucking best. Lold so fucking hard.
I have suicidal tendencies. I've attempted suicide twice but to no avail. My family would be fucking devastated if they found out. I live alone. My job pays ass. I'm currently getting in to heroin and dealer hard(er) drugs. I act like shit is fine and all my friends would tell you I'm a rad dude but no one knows what I feel. I haven't had a date in at least a year. I'm still Virgin (sorta. Hard to explain.) I haven't felt happy for two years. Relationships never help nor does hanging with friends and just aimlessly driving blaring music and fucking with people. All the old stuff I liked is unamusing. I'm tired of everything. No one wants me. I'm at the age were every one good is taken. My friends all leaving for wife's and family. I'm stuck with a glock 21 and coke.
ive never gotten dubs before
>>699983715
Meh ever since I wanted to do it I haven't had the courage to talk to him so this stuff will just be my what I share with my hand and whatever I'm trying to loosen myself with.
>>699984182
you piece of shit
>>699984159
>straight
>>699983376
I don't regret it, we had are other issues, though they were not public which made me feel I was in a position where I could do what I did,
>>699984182
You're a fag.
>>699984159
>dick sucked by a man
>straight
Pick one
>>699984159
yeah sounds bout right. stayed the night at a house party once, and this dude came with his girlfriend and her gay friend. they all slept in the bed n when she passed out gay dude started sucking his dick till she woke up n started freaking out. shit was hilarious.
seems like these guys arent as straight as they think they are lol
>>699983217
Insurance companies don't even pay out if the person is an hero you fucking moron.
When I was a kid, my mom was angry at me for losing a screw that held a lampshade on in our house. I wasn't allowed to go out and play until I found the screw and put it back.
I took an identical screw from a different lamp and put it on, she never noticed.
>>699984815
our* fucking homonyms.
I'm 36 and fap to Loli everyday. I'm pathetic. Last gf broke up with me because of it.
>>699979718
Whoahhh home made opiates? What do you make and how?
>>699984336
>Opportunities or people I missed connections with. Some of them hurt but I like the person I grew to be. I wouldn't be that person without those events.
I'll remember these words. So, in some small way, I'll remember you. The thing I currently regret the most in my life is ruining my female best friend's wedding night and having her never want to talk to me again. Maybe though, it happened for a reason. Like you said, it could, and probably will shape me to be who I will become in the future. Hopefully I become something good.
I wish you all the best of luck in the world. I'm incredibly sorry that this is happening to you but I'm glad to hear that you don't really have any regrets. Spend your possible final days with family and friends. I really hope you beat this thing. Good luck to you, /b/ro.
>>699985348
Not him, But it's not hard. Just need right equipment and there are cookbook recipes all over deepweb and probably clearnet too
I recently started to work with someone I met 3 years ago and have been completely in love with since then. We seemed to be on track to be together and then all of a sudden it fizzled out. She goes out of her way to see me, touch my hands and arms and shoulders when we talk--rejects offers to go out to lunch or whatever with anyone but me. I definitely feel like there's unfinished business
But I just signed a lease with my current gf who is a great girl and I'd never want to hurt.
Not sure enough about the situation to disrupt my "new" life.
I can't tell anyone how I feel.
I've been single for the last 11 years. My ex is now a man's wife and a mother of two.
>>699985018
I didn't say I had the money, I implied that I was expecting it.it was an ambiguous note.
>>699984336
Real sorry to hear about your situation, anon. You seem like a real down to earth, dude... the kinda guy you don't want to die.
I'm 27, and I was supposed to get a biopsy (if thats right?) done awhile back because my doc had some concerns... fucking ditched the appointment and never went back.
I feel like shit all the time, and always lethargic as fuck... but I'm in denial. Single dad of a 4 year old boy. I can't have that shit.
Hope the best for you, anon and that theres peace in your heart.
I illegally raise and sell domesticated kangaroos as pets in the US. Obama has no idea. Have made over 200k in the past 2 years.
>>699977326
im 40 and yes..usually after i eat
>>699983418
>>699983556
Not the robber.
>be 15 years ago in milwaukee
>be student at UWM
>I was heading home late one night (finals week)
>noticed 4 guys point at me and start following
>was naive at this point so I figured they knew me
big mistake.jpg
>>699985798
how much for a kangaroo
>>699980832
I tried this with store bought seeds once. It was terrible. Please tell us what kind of seeds to search for and where to get them
>>699985348
Poppy seed tea
Gotta get good, unwashed seeds though. Shit is a lot stronger than you'd imagine.
My secret? I'm secretly an "edgy" son of a bitch on the side. Beastiality to me is just a way to knock my socks off. I don't care about it, but if I don't get pussy or (gayish) interaction I tend to let my pets know about it. I've also killed my pets before so sometimes I post ads on craigslist for "removal fees" on pets and I go ahead and take them on a short ride just to get rid of them (aka I slice their throats and wait for it to die) while I tell the owners they are in new trusted hands (due to new ownership privacy I tell them I cannot release the info and they buy it). Once dead I simply move it under some brush to decompose. I don't ever get called enough to get attention. There has been a few times where I was nearly caught, a dogs yelp isn't low by any standards. But a job is a job.
>>699985798
Can I buy one, how much are they and where are you based? I own a large amount of land in which I could raise one, although I am sure you don't really care much for the animal's well being.
In my soundproof garage there is a custom made arena that I built so that I can pit 2 neighborhood cats together in mortal kombat. I leave a racoon trap baited with tuna and wait patiently until I catch one. Once I have 2 combatants captured I stop feeding them food and only give them water. Within 3 days they are agitated, terrified, and starving the perfect mood. Finally it's time for the show I put a single piece of meat in the middle and release both cats at the same time, the fights range from 5 to 15 minutes usually. The sounds they make are quite terrifying at times, but exhilarating nonetheless. Once a clear winner has been decided I end the fight I separate them into 2 cages. The winners cage is set outside and filled with dozens of open tuna cans and water, once he/she has had its fill i release them. The losers cage is not so lucky, I submerge the cat and cage into my bathtub until its dead.
I'm on squirt dot org in another tap on my browser right now, looking for guys to suck off tonight.
>>699985909
>they asked me for a light (i guess for cigs)
>I didn't have one, so they asked for the time
>when I pulled out my phone i had a gun to my face
>at this point I basically froze up and I couldn't really understand what they were saying (maybe my brain was disconnected or something)
>one punched me in the back of the head and another in my stomach
>At this point they were shouting for my keys and money or else they would kill me
>so I start frantically digging for my wallet
CONT
>>699979375
Put duct tape around your toes.
>>699986162
Kangaroo's kill more people each year than all breeds of dogs combined.
>>699975341
Big cums to my penis
>>699986160
You might be a future psychopathic killer.
>>699985986
Amazon
Just search for unwashed poppy seeds and read the reviews. Make sure the seeds originate in England. That should be enough info
And the shit is gross. Mix it with powdered drink mix, the little tubes made for a bottle of water.
Without experience wash no more than 50g of seeds, and wait at least 2 hours before upping the dose. Shit comes on slow
>>699979932
Made it to team week on the island hung myself my anxiety got the best of me i was almost there and i fucking freak now on medication for my problems.... told everyone i hurt my back but in all reality i am just a bitch
Tired of experiencing life. Nothing but fucked up interactions that I will never have the coping skills to handle.
>>699986530
I have killed to drugged up, armed junkies with a shotgun, I don't believe a Kangaroo will be my undoing.
I sell Propane and Propane accessory's.
Use a Charcoal grill at home.
>>699986863
two, I fucking hate homonyms.
>>699986673
Damn. I mean...I washed out of Air Force Basic by telling them I was going to kill myself (took 21 days of sitting in an "ad-seg" flight just to out-process) and then out of the Army during AIT a year later for the same thing but....I didn't close to what you did.
>>699986430
>i manage to dig it out of my pockets and sort of limply hand it to them
>I have a pic of my girlfriend in their (current wife) and they managed to see that
>they say something along the lines of coming to pay her a visit
>At that moment something in me snapped
I can't really recall how it went down but I know it started with me pretending I had car keys so that I could pull out my knife
>I went for the guy with the gun first and I slashed his entire forearm and twisted it so he would drop the gun
>I got hit in the head by his buddy so I went for him next, I know I got him in the arm a few times but the last one was right in the neck
CONT
>>699975076
I'm banging my secretary behind my wife's back...she's 13 years older than me and hands down the BEST sex I've ever had...and I think I may have fucked up and fallen in love with her.
>>699978049
nah..i nigger wouldnt care if they killed them or not. Sounds like a bored southern boy
I told people that my CPU got too overheated and died.
I was so drunk when I tried to give it a new coat of thermal paste, I bent some pins. I considered going to bed and waiting until the next day to try bending the pins straight. I was on the edge of passing out. Nope, thought I could handle this.
I got maybe 2-3 straight, and completely fucked up the next one. I bent it back and forth so much, it snapped off. I immediately, in an act of 150% rage, raked the pins across the edge of my desk.
Fuck it, the CPU was already ruined. This was in February. From then until 3 weeks ago, I've exclusively used an old smarthphone as my only source of entertainment. I'm now using a 13-year-old Dell desktop with Arch, and it's slow as shit.
>>699987111
Why do you care more about getting off and less about damaging someone else? I don't get it.
>>699979932
>2016
>volunteering to die for Israel
>>699987111
Check'd
That's pretty fucked up mang, good luck with that
>>699987046
All i wanted was to be a Marine i unked on the range and went to first re qualification day unk again go on fire watch get off take a shit black out and hang myself with my belt.... if i was going to be a failure i was going to do it my way still struggle everyday with wanting to kill myself.... fucking bullshit dude i hate that i was born with anxiety bullshit can't handle life gay as fuck
>>699979354
I think that requires a special haircut to go there
>>699980952
can we get a green text?
>>699981966
Ben or drake?
>>699987340
Hahahahaha good job anon
>>699987343
Because I've been Fucking the same pussy for 14 years and my secretary's Fucking SEXY
>>699987470
Thanks /b/ro I have NO IDEA what the Fuck to do kek
>>699986863
Well don't dress all sexy around your kangaroos because if it gets horny and decides to rape you. Your not only literally fucked but you'll be dead as well.
>>699987391
This was in 2007 and 2008. Didn't have a choice, since my parents never got me the help I needed in math and science courses during gradeschool, so when it came time to finish, the military was really all there was for me. That, and my parents made it mandatory that I enlisted, or I'd be removed from the house before I could even get into 12th grade; they threatened to send me to my evangelical aunt and uncle's house in DEEP Louisiana, and I would have ended up having to join anyway after repeating a year.
>>699987522
At least you tried. So many people rip on soldiers, but none of them would even so much as look at a recruiting station.
>>699985967
I sell them for $750 ea, without shipping. Smuggling across state borders costs extra
not much of a secret but i thought birds were communicating with me because they were buddhas. i started getting into buddhas and i thought they were all knowing and psychic because they could read my mind. i told people and everyone has confirmed that this is not happening ot other people. since ive told people, it has decreased by 99%. weirdest thing you could go through and am having a life crisis because of this.
I got into my hot friend's flat, jacked off while laying in all a pile of all her underwear, went to her bathroom and came in her shampoo bottle. I did this a total of 4 times (one more in the shampoo and 2 in the body wash) over a 2 week period.
I finger my butt on the Internet for guys over 50. It's the hottest thing I do. I'm 19 male and I'm in the closet
>>699986160
please for the love of god, stay the fuck away from me.
>>699987879
lmao I guess you should just keep fucking her and hope that everything somehow works itself out :^)
>>699987082
>right around now the first guy is reaching for his gun again, so I put my foot on it and got him in the neck too. Several times actually.
>While this is taking place I was apparently getting punched and kicked EVERYWHERE by the other two as I later found out I had bruises all over
>I stabbed the third guy in the stomach and he doubled over screaming, and that seemed to scare off the 4th guy
>I pulled the knife out of him and just kind of stood there staring at the third trying to figure what to do next, but he stumbled off into an alleyway before I could react.
>At this point I come back to reality (like it was a dream or something) and realize I am standing over two dead dudes
>I collect my things and RUN
>I didn't even know where I was running to, I just ran.
>Ended up burning the clothes, wallet and phone to destroy evidence and grinding the knife down to dust so there was nothing left to implicate me.
Still am haunted by the fact that I did that. Not sure if I did the right thing or not.
Never saw it in the news either, I figure it was uneventful for thugs to be stabbed.
>>699979932
why would u wanna
>>699986638
Excellent, I'm gonna look into it. I quit opiates about 5 months ago but only because I was sick of doing sketchy drug deals and spending so much money. I imagine the seeds are cheap. I might use some to grow my own Poppy's :)
About 6 years ago, a metallic capsule showed up on my grandparents' farm. It had deliberate looking markings on the sides. Naturally, I didn't want to get close to the fucking thing since it smelled like shit and was smoking, so I called the police. 30 minutes later, the hazardous environment team, homeland security, and a million other government officials show up and evacuate everyone in a mile radius.
I'm immediately evacuated off of my own property and brought to a small warehouse for "sanitation". They take me to a room with 2 men at least 6'4" in height armed with SMGs. They ask me about if I knew what it was, where it came from, was it a prank, etc. They let me go after 30 minutes and told me to never speak about it again.
I don't love my wife and kids anymore.
>>699985421
The best you can hope for is to give it time to heal for both of you and very humbly revisit to see if you can enter her life again, assuming you still want to, but just know she may not want you to. And by time I mean two or three years.
>>699985666
Go have them look at it. I'm literally the best example of why. If things are caught early or even midway you have good chances of recovery and remission. What would your kid want, a dad that was sick for a year or so when he was four-five or a dad that's been dead since he was seven-eight. Don't be an idiot
Anyhow I'm out before I make this depressing anons. Enjoy
>>699987879
Yeah but I don't understand why you wouldn't leave her first. Why you and many others are extremely selfish in this way. >>699987879
Well i have a major foot fetish.
Like sweaty smelly feet turn me on so much.
Also im a closet bisexual that will never come out.
>>699986246
please be fake
>>699988271
see>>699987937
I think I killed my friend's hamster, never told anybody.
>>699987937
People don't realize the sacrifices our soldiers make so they can have there douche opinion of them.... just a fucked up world dude
>>699983418
>>699983556
So there you go. A note for any of you that think you might get into a fight, it was FAST. The whole thing lasted maybe 10 seconds.
And don't try it. I think the guy had a bb gun or something, pretty sure I would have been killed otherwise.
>>699982900
what's it like raping someone? like describe how you hold them down, do they cry, are their vaginas still dry when you penetrate them? what do they do when you're done? etc.
>>699978129
What the fuck.
>>699975076
I've been fucking my best mate's gf for months without him knowing, I feel like shit but I do it anyway
>>699988761
Fuck the American populace.... I have to go to bed now fucking bullshit just brings back so many memories of dumb ass bitch kids talking shit in high school
>>699988256
You did the right thing. Just off the possibility they might have raped your woman.
You are a real man.
>>699988449
Why?
>>699988450
Yeah I tried apologizing and she absolutely wants nothing to do with me anymore. Oh well, live and learn.
Good luck friend, you sound like a truly wonderful person.
>>699979208
Hold Up, doesn't your cum coagulate in water/ liquids?
>>699981077
i have a thing for that 2
>>699975076
Once a government is on fiat and can print its own currency, the purpose of taxes is to provide some level of value and legitimacy to the fiat currency. Because the government demands its people pay taxes in local currency that is the ONLY thing that in the end gives actual demand value to the currency. So governments can print and borrow what they need but taxes are still required to keep the printing and borrowing game going by giving some legitimacy to the fiat.
This is why taxes can't really be cut significantly (e.g. removing income tax) without giving the currency a hard basis at the same time. And why an income tax was a stepping stone to the land of fiat.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
Actual public debt in USA right now is:
$69.58 trillion.
(call it $250,000 in debt for every newborn baby)
>>699986162
See >>699987945
I do care about their wellbeing, but money comes first. I don't care what people do or where they go as long as I'm getting paid. Where are you at? I have over 100 kangaroos available, 5 different breeds.
>be me
>attracted to my sister
>in fridge is a bottle of silk only she drinks
>periodically cum in the bottle
>watch as she drinks my cum
>fap to it later
>>699979519
Buddy you couldn't wheel a tire down a hill.
>Over a 2 year period I fucked my cousins daughter
>had her move in with me for a while, we talked about getting married
>Knocked her up (planned)
>Got depressed and told her I was unhappy (i meant with general life, she took it as with her)
>she moved back home and had an abortion
>Few years later she had a kid with another guy
>If I ever see her and the baby, I will ask to hold her baby and pretend to drop it to kill it
>FUCK HER for murdering my kid
>Shes batshit crazy and I hate her, but I miss her...or at least the feeling of being with her
>Married with 5 kids...kids just thought she was staying with us cuz of family...wife stayed for, fuck if I know. (kids didnt know about us but wife knew everything.
>Wife REALLY hated her, but still got a 3some out of it on New Years
>>699989257
My sister was raped and killed about a year prior to that incident.
I literally lost control. I might not have nightmares over what happened, but I am still terrified I could go to prison the rest of my life.
>>699986611
Nice dubs.
I've been told that a few times already. Killing a person versus killing an animal is completely different circumstances. No one cares if an animal is killed, but killing a person requires more attention to detail than I care to make. To be honest, I see people like I see animals. Except due to the justice system and investigative system I haven't killed anyone directly. I'm in the grid, so to kill someone it best be worth it in the long run. I still have a vested interest in seeing someone going from living to death regardless of circumstances. I just haven't had the reason to do so yet. Yeah whatever I'm "edgy" but the truth be hold, I'm waiting for the right time to strike. Otherwise I'm just an empty vessel waiting for the right effort to keep me going.
>>699980294
There are natural remedies for cancer. Look into Paul Stamets. The Future is Fungi is on jewtube.
>>699989344
I dunno...feels like it happened suddenly. I Just don't care to be around them anymore - id rather be by myself
>>699988246
That's the plan anon, that's the plan.
>>699988455
Because I like having my cake and eating it too nigger....I love my wife WTF do you think I just needed some fresh tight limber pussy. I just think I'm now starting to fall out of love with wife and into love with secretary...see the issue. Faggot
>>699989730
Trust me anon, cops have a lot to deal with. They see
>some thugs tried to rob, got stabbed. Major struggle.
They don't give a fuck
>>699975076
my brother was killed ini iraq, didnt know how to tell my friends and they still think he is alive and in california (across the country from where i live so i dont have to worry about them asking if he is gonna be at the house)
