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kiss me
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That's a tough sell
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTLnlkrCK8c
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i know you can do it
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>>699957312
So you're just talking about it all prior to submission. Fine. But the purpose of the service he is talking about is to produce a novel piece of writing that will not trigger the plagiarism detection software. Unlike the copy and paste tool which as not created with that goal in mind. So querying the legality of the service is not the same as asking why computers are sold with copy and paste functions.

Also
> "professors can still recognize when a student copies another student's work, or if the work submitted is not that of the student."

They mark so many papers they will not be able to know all their student's particular writing styles or the scope of each student's knowledge.
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I-I'm not ready for this commitment
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look how cute my character is
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NOBODY IS FUCKING READY FOR COMMITMENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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>>699958914
chet
i'm a dum
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>>699959465
No you're not, don't be stupid.
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I'VE GOT A SEAHORSIE
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what are you doing

>>699959586
i thought that would help move the conversation along
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please acknowledge the seahorsie
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i'm building a sandcastle
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wawaoooooooooo
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>>699959911
>bonus xp
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>>699960073
why are you mocking that
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>>699959830
That's rather disingenuous.
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>>699960128
your seahorse is pretty dank
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>>699960235
thank you
i also have a starfish pet

you should get one
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oh and earlier i got ducklings for a pet too
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>>699960170
listen to the thing i'm about to send you
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your dogs look like mini demons
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>>699960276
I want a jad pet but I cbfed to do my jad tasks

I've just been skilling because lazy

Pets in rs3 are just handed out though
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>>699960431
as if that makes it any less cool to have your own personal SEAHORSE
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>>699960491
I know my friend has a corp and a woodcutting pet

It is pretty dank though
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>>699960400
I don't feel inclined to now.
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post duckies

>>699960668
why
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duckies
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>>699960805
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awesome

>>699960972
so because i'm dum you won't listen to this crap i made with my own two hands?
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I only have cat pets

Finished rat catchers yesterday too
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>>699958914
and the copy has multiple functions that go beyond plagiarizing wikipedia and it isn't intending for that sole purpose
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i listen to the crap i make and instantly delete

i wish i hadda bronze voice
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maybe start making good crap like me then
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>>699961096
No. Rather, because it seems to me you were not being sincere when you said that and were instead disregarding my point:>>699959830

>>699961328
Yes and if you tried to use it in instead of the plagiarism service (literally what that thing is to me), you'll be far less likely to get away with it.
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>>699962385
No, I sincerely meant that as I could not move the conversation any further without being an ass or being stupid.
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furries are color blind
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>>699962570
Oh. Now now, you shouldn't think like that.
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>>699963026
well considering you taught as a professor for a year and graded papers surely you know more and experienced more than i.
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>>699963315
I did teach and mark papers but I was only a part-time employee of the university, definitely not a professor. Plus I was still a student studying there at the same time.
Even if that were the case though, doesn't mean I am by default right or that you are a dum.
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>>699964134
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>>699964562
I believe in you. I grade you A+.
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>>699964867
REALLY
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>>699964988
Absolutely.
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>>699965536
Awesome!
You get a C.
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>>699965713
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>>699965993
Try harder next time.
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>>699966107
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>>699966559
the fuck is that thing
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>>699966749
a cicada
it's so cute
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>>699966942
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>>699967012
why are you posting bugs now
stop that
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a cute lil sapsucker
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>>699966107
Eugh.
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>>699967154
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>>699967205
you need better doggos to post
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whos ready to get lit?
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post more bugs friend
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>>699967205
>>>/s4s/4688997
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>>699967616
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>>699967607
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Quit bugging Demos.

>>699967574
Considering I get them from you, you're saying you've been doing a bad job.


>>699967607
Not more literature reviews. I'm going to bed.
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>>699967895
>>699967674
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>>699957899
Out on the milky twilight
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>>699967765
eseh, pass the worm

>>699967895
its what no not what those mean
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>>699967973
A-

>>699968111
Que?
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>>699968111
pass the worm?

>>699968357
i'll take it
still good for my accume
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>>699968357
save the dogges, one pic at a time
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>>699968614
T e Q u I l A
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https://chat.sfur.net/
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>>699968668
fuck that
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>>699968720
ill just settle for the beer I have or make some bourbon drink

who knows, im going out and having fun, and you cannot stop me
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I'm back, anyone around?
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>>699969182
you're not playing pokemon so i dont know how you could possibly be having fun.
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>>699969449
imagine everyone is a trainer, but no one has pokemon, but youre in an area where you can receive free food, and listen to loud music.
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>>699969751
i only sort of dislike that.
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>>699969978
and I know why you do, but its okay

Im just excited to some people I havent seen in awhile and more new people
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It's because he's a nerd-poindexter-loser
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>>699970886
calm down doggo

it was because it didnt involve pokemon
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>>699971943
onoooooo he's turning into pixelsssss
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doot doo
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>>699974755
you don't look like a skeleton!
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mm beer
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>>699976083
What kind are you drinking?
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>>699976526
Beau's Lug Tread.

is guud
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>>699977249
I have never heard of it.
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>>699977346
It's probably pretty rare outside this part of Canada
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>>699978084
ah ok, that being said I haven't really drank much so it's not too surprising I haven't heard of it. How have you been lately?
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>>699978457
I've been drinking less lately. It's a good idea money-wise

Pretty good~ Got through some major stress at work so now life's pretty chill

You?
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>>699979350
yea I can't imagine how poor I would be if I still drank every so often.

I know that feeling, I am up for a "promotion" at work and I don't feel like I know enough but they want me to do it. That and I am getting so many angry callers lately. It doesn't help that pretty much every agency we work with just hired new people so they have no idea what they are doing.

Well the above thing and my car is dying more and more is pretty much how it's going right now.
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goodnight treasured friends
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>>699979877
I mean, if they think you're worthy of a promotion then that's a pretty good position to be in. And yeah, the stress started for me when an angry client threated to Cancel Everything. It sort of got everyone down for a while

Car trouble is no bueno. Is it at the everything-going-wrong stage of life?
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>>699981065

kisse
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>>699981159
smooch
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>>699981080
wow, what happened that they did that? Sounds really dickish.

I would say so, it has 170,000 miles and is a volvo.
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>>699981274

slurp
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>>699981482
At least its a volvo
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>>699981682
splorch
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Fags

Hi guys
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>>699981890

uuunhhhg
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>>699982122
~GHAA
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>>699981482
We got shit done. It wouldn't have been the end of the world if we had lost him, but we got it back on track anyway.

It was mostly a communication problem. In that he's a bit clueless

Poor old thing, it's trying its best

>>699981890
that's a good fluf
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>>699982377
<3 fluf
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>>699982245

heavy moaning
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>>699981800
volvos are like a double edge sword, they are really safe and great in snow but things break so much.
>>699982055
I'm not gay I just like dick in my ass

Hey, how's it going with you?
>>699982377
So he was an idiot in a business suit is what you are saying?

Yea but I really need a new car, it's dying and I need a way to get to work.
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>>699982549
I'd that dog.
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>>699982811
splish splash
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>>699983300

i want it all in me
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>>699982966
If you like cars and doing some work on them then volvos are alright, still Id get a subaru.
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>>699983387
I want to fill and be filled at the same time
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>>699983722

wonderful, absolutely pristine
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>>699982966
Basically. He promised things to people, and didn't tell us what he wanted until the day he expected it to be done.

Is the commute too long for anything other than a car?

>>699982549
Don't the dog. Dog is not for

>>699983722
same, fam
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Oops that was meant for >>699983083

>>699982549
This dog will get pets
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>>699983572
I do not like cars and I cannot work on them, my dad is a mechanic so he loves volvo and successfully brainwashed me into thinking they are the best car ever. Now I am having all these problems with it his response is "wait for your sister's friend to work on it." Which I can't really do because he can't work on it at all. Also I don't really trust subaru. My sister was in an accident in one and she now has permanent scars and her friend is permanently disabled because the car caved in on them.
>>699983914
I fucking hate those kinds of people, they are literally the worst kind of people and they get mad when you don't do what they want in an absurdly small amount of time.

The commute isn't too long really, it's only 5 miles. Still I don't want to bike there and I don't think there is a train station nearby.
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>>699983806
undertale soundtrack is pristine

>>699983914
>>699984058
I will all the pets
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>>699984558

just like your boyhole
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>>699984635
I just shaved so it's pretty smooth and great now yeah
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>>699984790

hey, same! wanna rub boyholes together?
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>>699984058
but dogs want to put their dicks inside people, too
who will grant them their wish?
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>>699984869
there's gotta be some kind of double ended plugs that'd be perfect for that
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>>699984505
To be fair, he thought we had already done those things. Because he doesn't understand what "planning ahead" means and thinks it's "already done"

Damn America and its car-centric lifestyle

>>699984558
Undertale soundtrack is too good for this world

>>699984790
join the club
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>>699985075
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>>699985075
Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have a dildo with TWO knots?
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keep it up
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today sucked.
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>>699984505
Dont you have buses in your area ? Also Volvos are pretty reliable and the compagnie is trully amazing with customers, you should just repair it in my opinion. Wich model do you own ?
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>>699985519
I was thinking sideways, hole2hole

>>699985605
Suctioning toys together would be acceptable as well, race to the knot!
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>>699985519
that's more of a boyhole-on-buttcheek rubbing
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>>699985095
It's still hard to believe he has gotten this far in life and still doesn't realize that people can't automatically know what needs to be done without at least a little bit of direction first.

You would expect there would be other alternatives more available considering it's cali.
>>699985944
Not really no, most people bike around here I guess. I own a 960 from 1995
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>>699985605
mew
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>>699985978
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>>699985978

wait, sideways?
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>>699985978
I want to see and/or participate in this contest

>>699986157
It's shocking, really. But he seems like he's new to management so maybe he'll get better?

Yeah, you're supposed to have transit and such down there, what gives

>>699986492
mew MEW.
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evening everyone
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>>699986779
soup bb?
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>>699987101
post new butt
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>>699986671
I am unsure what is happening here, could you elaborate

>>699986725
scissoring
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>>699987370
wait til friday
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>>699986157
Those easily get to more than 300k/km if rightly maintened, you really should just repair it and the componants are relatively cheap to. You could also carpool with someone from your job or whatever.
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>>699968101

[spoiler]Underrated[/spoiler]
Out on the moonlight sho-o-o-ore
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>>699987483

i'd be doing this faster if i was not playing hearthstone
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>>699987183
Not much. Ducktales crashed on the final boss.

How you doin', cat?

>>699987370
what's new butt
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>>699987495
why not meow?
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and better, jeez
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>>699987686
oh really? Well maybe I can try to, idk. Every repair shop down here is really expensive though, they wanted 1.2k to repair my front struts.
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>>699988239
thats gaaaaaaaay >:c
im feeling like doody. my face hurts
new butt is a new photo of his butt
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>>699988350
no webcame to take the picture, and my phone doesn't have a timer for taking pictures.
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>>699988191
I understand completely
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>>699988539
it keeps happening!!

i'ma nuzzle that face

>>699988810
You could download a better camera app
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>>699988502
I think the best thing to do is to buy the componants needed first like new struts, your dad is a mechanic so he must have contacts for componants. Dont ever let a garage buy the componants for you, they just want your money. You just gotta do some research, also call different garages to know their tarif for the installations. You can also go to one just to have a checkup on wich componant should be to change in a bit or are due.
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>>699988810
hold phone in front of mirror. point at booty.

>>699989842
oh that really sucks wtf!
no nuzzle!
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>>699990001
What is this ?
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>>699989842
that's a lot of work, besides, I thought I wasn't supposed to post butts in these threads.
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>>699990363
A head seems like.
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>>699990432
why cant you post in bread?
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>>699990130
Apparently it's a common problem because it's a cheap PC port. Gonna try things

but nuzzle will fix everything

>>699990432
I for one don't object to butts
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>>699990631
people were telling me not to.

>>699990904
well, just wait for friday then. or whatever day the webcam comes. You'll get your butt.

did you see the last one that was posted here?
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Boy, really makes ya think
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>>699990011
Well that part was finished by my sister's friend. Right now the issues are the steering column, brakes, pipe underneath the car is rusted out and making a really loud noise, shattered back window (that was from someone stealing my shit though) and the leather seats are starting to crack (that I don't care about though). Oh and the A/C doesn't work.
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Faggots
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Lol
Back
Sorry
Making dinner
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>>699991617
why though?

>>699990904
gay. yeah lots of hd remakes have bad bugs and game breaking ones too
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>>699992121

>>699992121

>>699992121

>>699992121
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just checkin' for the GET, no 7000000 yet?
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