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I challenge you to give me at least one reason why I shouldn't kill myself.
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Because any person who has ever loved you will take on the sorrow and pain you have left behind. The sadness doesnt just go away when you die, it just becomes somebody else's burden.
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You have pretty eyes
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>>699942780
No one would miss me
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>>699942380
You need a haircut first.
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Do it on livestream faggot
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Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small & insignificant, & because I'll pummel you if you don't.
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kinda a hassle on family if you just out yourself. dont be selfish.
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Because 1 more second alive is alot better than ending it all.

The worst part about ending it all is that you wont even know you're dead. You end it all? Congrats. Now your problems are on your families hands.
You were severely depressed so you ended it all? Well now you have your family members being depressed cause now they find out you were depressed and there was nothing they could do to help cause they didn't know you needed help.

Don't kill yourself, its not worth it.
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Crispy is a weird looking chick
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>>699942380
Double stuff Oreos
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You'll likely not ever feel the heat of the sun on you ever again. You won't feel it caressing your body and enveloping you in it's warm thermal hug as you sit outside drinking ice tea.
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>>699942380
Why are you using Crispy's image like this?
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You can't eat bacon when you're six feet under.
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>>699943211
Actually as someone with clearly more experience than you, I can say it is definitely worth it.
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>>699943355
Bacon is SO overhyped.
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Cause you have nice tits
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Because killing yourself is a permeates solution to a temporary problem, your life won't always be shitty
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>>699943276
I don't know what that feels like in the first place. I'm so pale I'll burst into flames if I go out without a brolly.
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Because this is bait
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>>699942380

You'll make some poor guy happy if you are willing to give yourself to someone slightly ugly.

Or you can just make lots of guys happy if you give yourself freely to ugly guys around you. You'll be like somekind of Santa that rewards nice guys except you'll be working more than one day in a year
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>>699942380
Your mom crying at your funeral
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>>699942380
You look interesting and in some kind of way beautiful.. you will find your love one day and thats the reason why you shouldnt kill yourself.
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>>699942380
You should kill yourself. Do it on a livestream. If you do kill yourself it will change nothing. If you don't kill yourself you will continue your futile existance, contributing nothing, playing no role. Plus, you will die anyways sooner or later, might as well do it now, faggot !
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Don't you have a boyfriend looking like that? Why would you ruin it for him
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>>699943456
If you actually believe that heresy you just said, maybe you're beyond saving.
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>>699942780
This is such bullshit. If anybody actually liked him then he would not want to kill himself. Some people are just shit and nobody likes them, so wanting to suicide is perfectly reasonable
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>>699943680
well said
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>>699943570 So there's stuff you haven't experienced? You feel you will have no regrets about those things? Is the pain of life not worth it to experience nice feelings? Some possible joys which if you knew were there would assure you that it is?
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>>699942380
Your not really her lol it's alright you should not kill yourself because I would like to fuck you
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>>699943700
>actively seeking reasons to not an hero
>"do you have a boyfriend?"
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>>699943720
It's true. I'm not OP, but bacon is really just thin strips of cooked pork, which is horrible for you anyway. Couple that with how pigs live and are slaughtered, and you have to wonder why you still put it in your body.

>also not Muslim
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You should kill yourself for not posting tits
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Imagine any family you have such as your very own mother at your funeral.
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>>699942380
eyeballs, because eyeballs. dear fuck
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Get in ther army, then become a soldier of fortune earn money donate to poor people and become a legend then die in combat with honor...you want to die....you can be the most lethal soldier u have no fear. You will be inmortal in our memory. Do something usefull with your life before die.
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>>699944147
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hyperthyroid
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>>699943887
JOI is the only joy I know.
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So beautiful...
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>>699943355
Bacon is disgusting
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>>699942380
All types of drugs out there anon, all types
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>>699943932
At least a muslim has a more fucking viable reason to not eat pork than that. Stop being a fucking faggy preaching peice of shit, everyone who eats bacon knows that it is a dead pig, it's full of fat and absolutely none of us give one fuck about how the pig lived. We are predators, we kill things.
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>>699944406 Yeah well that's probably because you never took a shit straight out of the window of a bi-plane.
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you could go cosplaying as Elizabeth brom Bioshock Infinite. you got the goods n' face to do a good cosplay
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>>699942380
You should take a shit on my face first
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>>699944487
This here's going to be a Crispy thread. And I've got about 6 hours before my nightly Trek episode.

>>699944563
>I won't eat pork because invisible god told me not to
No, I'm pretty sure my reason is more logical. Plus, I won't cut your head off (literally) if you choose to eat it anyway.
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>>699944516
Krokodil being a personal favorite.
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>>699944665
Almost trips
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>>699944752
Nice meme friendo, but I wasn't kidding about that, literally if you hate your life that much, and there's nothing that enjoy in life anymore, better to kill yourself slowly rather than right away, and enjoy it too
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I don't see tits or timestamp.
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>>699942380
Not worth it.
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>>699944717
Your reason is not logical at all. Animals eat other animals. Your reason is that you are empathising with a god damn pig. Worshipping a god is simply a coping mechanism for us being unable to comprehend the nothingness of death. Other animals would worship gods if they understood what conciousness is.
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>>699942380
There is no reason to live, only reasons not to die. The best of which is that you can only do it once, and although I too hope to steer my life into death someday, it would only be after my body is done and my mind is fading. If you choose to do it before that time that is your decision but you can only do it once, and if you do choose not to then one day you will be thankful that you didn't and other days that you wish you did.
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>>>699942780
>Some people are just shit and nobody likes them, so wanting to suicide is perfectly reasonable

Have at it then, Faggot.
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>>699945202
And you're not going to. Crispy actually dislikes /b/, and she doesn't do nudes. She's a classy lady.

>>699945297
Yes, humans are animals, but we're capable of greater reason than, say, a squirrel. We can learn what's best for us and what isn't, and make decisions based on trial and error. So, for me at least, I don't see eating thin slices of fried fat and grease as being even remotely good for my body or appetizing in the slightest. I still can't understand why anyone else would outside of pure hype and
>it tastes gud

Just look at Crispy here. D'you think she maintains this delicate frame by slamming slices of bacon?
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>>699944951
I actually didn't even know krokodil was a meme. Anyways totally agree with you.
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>>699945693
And yes, I know 'why' people worship gods, but I simply don't.
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>>699943932
Please please, someone post the webm of the pig being slaughtered with a chainsaw on plastic wrap! I'm on my phone and not at home or I would.

You're a fucking idiot btw. I'm a butcher and have been for 15+ years. Not all plugs live horribly and die horribly. Every hear of "humane certified" meat products?
>humanely treated and slaughtered
>fed only organics and grains/vegan diet

They're basically pampered, and live better lives than us. The meats exorbitant priced, but it exists if you live in North America anyways.
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>>699945693
Doubt it.
>Crispy
>Bacon
Those two things don't even go together.
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>>699945340
You dont know if you can only do it once though what if after you die you reincarnate and die again
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>>699942380
Why is this chick always posted when someone want to commit suicide?
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>>699945922
Why would you want that? Shit's nasty.

Anyway, I'm not worried about whether or not a pig is killed in a 'humane' manner. Rather, it's the fact that they literally eat, sleep, and "live" in their own shit and piss before being cleaned up, fried, and serve on a plate in front of you. No thanks, fam.

>>699945943
Psh, yeah. Whoever heard of "crispy bacon?" tf?
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>>699942380
Because I want to hang out and have tea and cookies with you on Tuesdays
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>>699942380
No matter what happens in your life it all ends the same. You'll die.
So why not see what plays out? You won't remember the pain once you're dead anyways, and killing yourself only ensures you won't see joy before you die.
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>>699943093
now that's >EDGY
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>>699946039
Do you have any experience of anything living after it dies? It is the most foolish of mistakes to believe you will survive your death.

I of course am not saying that I know reincarnation to be false, but to make any decision on your death based on you "surviving" your death, is laughable.
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>>699945693
I eat bacon twice a week and I'm not fat at all, there are ways of minimizing the amount of oil and fat. Also a certain amount of animal fat is good for you. Plus there's the fact that bacon heals the mind.

Also I don't worship god either, it's mans biggest fault.
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>>699946602
Great that you aren't fat, but I highly doubt bacon 'heals the mind;' that sounds like something a butcher trying to sell the idea of eating meat to me would say.
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>>699942380
You don't want to kill yourself, you want out of whatever circumstance it is that you're in. Whether it's self-inflicted, completely imagined, or an actual threat to your life- whatever it is, there is another option:

>you can run

If you truly have nothing left to live for, there is another option besides killing yourself. Just leave and never come back. The world is a huge place, and you have two legs. Presumably, you can walk anywhere, talk to anyone, do anything you need to survive. People are mostly generous, as long as you are polite and follow social norms to whatever extent is necessary.

Who cares if you're depressed or suffer from anxiety? No one outside your head knows this, and being capable of hiding it is a key advantage that you never realize you have.

Don't leave immediately. Take a few days to prepare yourself. Collect funds, or don't. Create a rough idea of where you want to end up, or pick a direction to walk. Google how to hitchhike and where to find odd jobs in whatever region you're in. If you have the money, travel somewhere far away and just don't buy a return ticket.

If you planned on killing yourself anyway, you should absolutely take this opportunity to start a new life somewhere else.
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No balls
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>>699946837
Well I'm a butcher, so that makes sense. But seriously if someones having a really shit day, or a bad week, and they love bacon, bacon usually makes them feel a lot better.
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>>699946574
My teacher died from a heart attack for a minute then was brought back. Oooh rekt.
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>>699947100
I'd have to recommend they do something else. People say the same thing about chocolate, then wonder why we have so many perpetually depressed/angry FATASSES runni--walking around.
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>>699942380
To see all the people that you hate, die before you
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>>699946239
>it's the fact that they literally eat, sleep, and "live" in their own shit and piss before being cleaned up, fried, and serve on a plate in front of you. No thanks, fam

Did you read what I said? They live humanely, free range. They're not kept cooped up in a 2x2 box. They wander around. Pigs aren't actually as dirty, naturally as you think. Have you ever seen a real farm? I don't mean a factory farm, but say a family farm? I don't think you have.
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>>699947271
Clearly you don't know dead or death means. Or even when it's pronounced.
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>>699947319
I'm the anon you were talking to, but if you're on low carb fatty foods aren't that bad.
And fatty foods are more filling, and are mentally pretty satisfying.
So if I need a lot of energy/boost in mood I'll eat some bacon to get there.
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>>699947430
Perhaps where *you* get your meat from, but I'm sure the world's (or at least America's) meat doesn't come just from there.

And I live in the deep south; of course I've seen an actual farm. Hell, I grew up around them and even went to high school down the street from them.
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>>699947319
Dark chocolate is medically proven to reduce stress, it releases seratonin to make you happy. Also a majority of people who eat bacon and chocolate aren't overweight.
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>>699942380
You haven't seen a video, where man puts a glass with a acid in his asshole and it breaks inside his anus.
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>>699947349
To crush your enemies. See them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.
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>>699947504
Obviously you don't.
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>>699947684
>an acid
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>>699947601
Disagree; I've found less fattening food more fulfilling. But, that's part of what makes people different.

>>699947658
Dark, yes, but most people prefer milk (chocolate). No one raves about dark chocolate like they do milk. Also, where do you live where there aren't a lot of fat people who happen to eat chocolate and bacon?
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>>699946239
>the fact that they literally eat, sleep, and "live" in their own shit and piss before being cleaned up, fried, and serve on a plate in front of you
>Implying we all buy our food from McDonald's

Lol you're so misinformed, fam. You literally sound like a 15 year old girl talking about the real world.
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lol i have seen this thread images and all at least 10 times
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>>699942380
You have to pay taxes
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>>699947957
I don't recall saying anything about McDonald's, but don't delude yourself into thinking they're the only shitty fast-death restaurant out there.
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>>699947778
You actually think because his heart stopped he was dead? You sure aren't a doctor.

Dead is dead, you are dead when you don't come back. If you came back, then you are not fucking dead. Dead is the end motherfucker.

Death Triggered.
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>>699947652
>And I live in the deep south; of course I've seen an actual farm. Hell, I grew up around them and even went to high school down the street from them

Then go buy a pig and slaughter it yourself, faggot. That's what I do. Hell, go hunt some wild boar. They make great sausages.
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>>699947935
South of England and yeah, most people do prefer milk chocolate haha. I'm allergic to chocolate so I don't really understand what all the fuss is about.
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>>699947658
Yerba Mate (a type of tea from South America) acts as a mood stabilizer. Try it out, most grocery stores will carry it.

It doesn't taste the greatest, but some lemon and ginger go a long way. Regardless, the tea also contains neuroprotective compounds and has been directly linked to improved cognitive function (sort of like caffeine, but without the jitters).
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>>699947935
It's not really a matter of preference, fats and proteins are harder to break down and keep you full for longer.
Hence why when you get sick you are advised to eat carbs like saltines and dry toast, easy to break down
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>>699948201
Or I could, you know...not. I don't even eat meat anymore, let alone pork.

>>699948215
>south of England
Well of course you don't see as many fatasses. Come to America; the weight-thing is more than just a meme. Plus, I've noticed chocolate from other places (like Korea, Japan, Germany, etc) is prepared differently/less sweet, so you can eat quite a bit of it without having to worry too much about putting on weight.

>>699948340
That's why I've stopped.
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>>699948109
You're technically dead when you're braindead, which is after three minutes of your heart stopping. People have awoke in morgues quite a few times.
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>>699948056
>but don't delude yourself

But you're the one deluded because you implied all bacon and bacon accessories were factory farmed. You're actually an idiot, fam.
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tits or gtfo
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>>699948583
I was talking about how pigs live. Didn't even type the word,
>factory
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>>699948492
Stopped what? I don't understand.
Eating more fats and proteins (mostly from meat) I've lost weight and I'm not hungry as often.
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>>699948492
>Or I could, you know...not. I don't even eat meat anymore, let alone pork.

I know. That's the problem. You need meat you dumb bitch. Eat it!
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If you die you won't be able to go on /b/ anymore
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>>699948726
Eating meat. My proteins now comes from beans. Lost quite a bit of weight, and don't get hungry as much anymore.

>>699948766
>you need meat
>trust me, I'm a butcher
No, you don't.
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>>699948714
But they only live how you described them in factory farms. You're literally so dumb you don't even know what you're arguing against..... I'm out. Your too dense.
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>>699948282
Awesome bud, will definitely check that out when I get a chance. Never really tried any tea other than the ordinary stuff.

>>699948492
Damn, I know in america the food portions are fucking huge, didn't realise that the weight problem was actually as bad as people say it is. Also I know that in really hot countries in Europe the fat content of chocolate is substantially higher to help prevent melting.
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>>699942380
You might be the cutest girl I have ever seen. Knowing I'd never meet you breaks my heart
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>>699948961
To your knowledge. Tell me, have you surveyed every farm in the U.S. to check how pigs live? I doubt it. Also,
>you're**

>>699949002
It really is, especially here in the South. It disappoints me, but it feels good when I'm the only in-shape person in any given room.
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>>699942380
>waste of body organs
>oh w8
>waste of a bullet
>hanged
>oh w8
>waste of time
>damn
fuck you OP, wasted my time already
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>>699948915
Beans are carb heavy. Meats are the best way to get both fats and proteins.
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Bacon and Death, I like this thread.
Does taste pretty good on a sandwich or with eggs and OJ.
idk op, this world is unforgiving and dark, so if you're just going to let it turn you into something dark and unforgiving that just wants to die then I mean go for it.
But you are what is weak in the world, and yeah if you read this you may get slightly rustled and think, oh well I am weak so I might as well go out. well then FUCK you OP. You have internet connection and a constant source of food I assume. So you already have it better than a lot of people out there. Stop being a bitch man. get over it.
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>>699948501
DEATH IS THE ABSOLUTE

It's in the fucking definition man, stop watching so much tv, a doctor does not actually say "oh wow we totally brought you back from the dead!". Doctors say brain dead, not this person over here is straight dead. Or when people turn out not to be dead, like in a morgue.

Look at any definition, from any source anywhere. No one comes back from death.
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too many people on earth. do it.
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>>699948492
Your name is Laura?
Yang man from rusland mountains call you so cute.
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>>699949259
Soybeans, particularly edamame. Trust, not many carbs there.

>>699949343
No, I'm a guy. I'm not Crispy.
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>>699948340
Not true, carb-based diets when you're sick aren't effective at all. Carb-only diets might actually prolong your illness if you're not getting the protein you need for you immune system to function properly.

You should still aim to get a balanced intake of all nutrients, which includes proteins and fats as well as carbs, but the issue with digestion comes from foods that are hard to break down- solid foods, or foods with a lot of natural fiber. That's why your doctor tells you to drink broth or soup with your crackers.

Basically, if a solid food item doesn't start to break down if you were to put it in a bowl of warm water (for example, carrots, sausage), you should probably avoid it when you're sick. That being said, if you were to break it down manually before eating, like puréeing your carrots, then it's ok to eat, but then you're eating baby food and that's fucking disgusting.
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>>699942380
Because we are humans. That means same team. Everyone knows rule number one and that's to not hurt your team. So there. Do not do it.
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>>699949418
That's also very expensive. And still carb heavy, trust me I've looked plenty because I love beans in general.
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>>699949629
>expensive?
How? I mean, not where I get my beans, anyway.
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>>699942380
Because life is short and u have to make best of it. Before you even finish everything u ever wanted death will come to you. Why speed up the inevitable when you can enjoy a bit of new tech, some girl/guy, a good book or two, glorious food u never ate and locations that are out of this world... enjoy life cus it has to end.
But nothing u do matters. That is why, suicide is an easy way out. Live it out.
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>>699942380
someone's going to have to clean that mess up
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>>699949598
Also this guy has the right head on him.
He uses the word Team to describe his fellow humans. Very few out there still think this way!
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>>699949418
Excuse me... You said is you lad?
Isn't that&?
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>>699949971
Until aliens invade it's probably going to stay this way.

Humans are fucking retarded.
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>>699950100
Yes, I'm a male. No, I am not pic related; she's all woman.
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this
>>699949598

and sadly
>>699950156
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>>699942380
>>699942965
>>699943331
>>699943456
>>699943932
>>699944465
>>699944478
Who is this wonderful human being and can I find pics of her naked
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>>699950156
In that event, I will either flee to the Alien world in hope to find some who are still free-willed who will let me live among them so I could leave this shitty fucking planet and sell chocolate to the indigenous race for their resources.
OR, It's time to rock out with the cock out and start blasting these motherfuckers like will smith in a black suit.
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>>699950502
Her IG is "alterhacker," but she doesn't do nudes.
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>>699950618
Got damgit!
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>>699950195
It's maybe this girl on these photo?
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>>699950868
Don't tempt me, Anon.
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So have we come even remotely close to seeing her feet anons ?
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>>699950992
"And leave us our temptation"
Честно говоря я нихуя не понимаю с чего тебе выпиливаться?
Ёбу дался?
Приедь в Роиссю и как рукой снимет.
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>>699951438
There *is* a vid on her tumblr where we briefly see a foot, but it's lost in there somewhere.
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>>699951542
CYKA BLYAT!!

>Only Russian I know
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>>699951571
would fertilize/10
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>>699951571
Can you post webm of it kind anon ?
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Because, if you're dead, there will be nobody who you can make more memories with.
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>>699951671
All correct. Its pleasure to see, others knew important words, whish magic through livehood.
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>>699951823
Don't ruin her perfect body pls.

>>699951973
I can't find it, and even if I could, I wouldn't know how to convert it.
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>>699942380
Its a stupid decision
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>>699942838
>being this newfag
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>>699950618
She needs to be naked to perform basics human functions, like take a bath, we just need to put the rigth effort on being near when that happens
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Is this chick a tranny?
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>>699952247
>Shoelace and shoe
>one is meaningless without the other

>>699952466
We don't want to traumatize her, Anon.
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>>699947151
sexy as fuck! I want to see more like this, maybe even undressing.
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>>699952494
that question only have sense here on /b/
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>>699952529
YOU dont want to, idgf to do it, if someone pays me
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why are the pics so small, l can't have a realistic fap™ like this
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>>699952640
Wut.jpeg
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>>699952494
No.
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>>699952249
?/10 foot perfection
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>>699952619
mein gott...

>>699952705
See, you all are just wanting to have sex. I'd prefer to cuddle.
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>>699942380
Cause u know some choice woman
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>>699947935
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>>699942380
You will eventually die, why making it early?
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>>699943659
damn :/
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>>699942380
You'll waste a bullet.
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>>699953068
OP been gone. I took control of this thread.

>>699953212
color....
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>>699946486
This kinda makes sense
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>>699953128
oooh we have a snowflake.
You want sex too, but cuddle its also cool. You think that having sex is denigrating her. well surprise: you think like feudal lords
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>>699953128
aww she looks so cute
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>>699953493
Блядь. Мог бы и по русски написать.
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>>699953488
Not so interested in sex anymore. I've had plenty of it, but I've never really been 'held.'

>>699953493
Isn't she just adorbs?!
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>>699950868
who is she?
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Kingdom Hearts 3 hasn't come out yet
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>>699953745
but its just a situation, when you dont have sex for 2-3 months you will be willing to fuck a tortoise.
Here another grill
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>>699954126
Last time I had sex was Xmas night, last year. Didn't really enjoy it, but the woman was attractive at least.
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>>699953843
What your country?
Tell me & i tel her name.
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You're the kind of girl I would date long distance
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So your depressed. Yea, life fucking sucks sometimes. Why punish everyone else for it. Shut up, man up, buy shit, pay your bills...get old, and die so everyone can have your stuff. Like I said, shit sucks but this is how you do.
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Cause tomorrow is a new day to fuck with people, in oh so many little ways.
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Because we need an "Incredibles" porn flick.
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>>699954712
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>>699954304
you think that loving perfect girls makes us less horny?
I legitly dont get turn on irl
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>>699954304
Arrive in Russia in any village. There you will know the purpose of life.
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>>699954919
Nor do I. Mental ED.

>>699955032
Let's just say that Russia's not too keen on people like me.
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>>699955315
Oh. You mean filthy slavs! Yeah, Russians hate those guys.
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>>699942380
Nice tits.
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WoW she looks like a cartoon?! how come?
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>>699955547
Not quite....
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>>699955315
Faggot
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>>699953493
Anime faggot kill yourself.
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>>699955951
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>>699955806
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>>699956092
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>>699956191
Can't even respond like a normal person, lost big time, faggot.
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Spidey memes of course. Stupid faggot
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>>699942380
Well I mean, 700000000 get is come soon, at least stick around for that, then you can go
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>>699956311
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>>699955315
Russia not too keen on people at all.
But you had a real experience of the purpose of life.
Базарю.
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>>699956491
>
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>>699942380
Because you have many years to fuck the girl in your pic.
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Size comparison.
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>>699943271
hes right you know.
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>>699955547
Russian just the same.
Инфа 100%
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>>699956430
See? Reason to live found. Spidey is love Spidey is life
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Because you won't be able to masturbate anymore.
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>>699942380
I don't have one.

also
>spoonfeed me
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>>700000000

That's why
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>>699942380
nothing good can happen if you're dead
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I've given hope on life a long while ago , it's so Goddamn disappointing, so I live in a state that will blow up any second now hoping God is pitiful enough to end it now

Also I'd like to know if the
afterlife is a thing instead of complete nothingness
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>>699956885
Crispy would certainly agree.
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>>699957243
Whoops wrong image
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>>699942
Because i love u
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>>699942380
fucking nihilists,kill yourself and don't post this shit threads.
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>>699943559
>permeates solution
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>>699942380
To browse dank memes.
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Get
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>>699946486
My philosophy right there
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>>699956698
I love short girls.
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In maybe 10 years they will have a titan xxlxx so hope to spend your life savings on that before you die
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Those eyes
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>>699957808
> My philosophy
Nope!
Hahaha!
Насмешил содомитю
Manyafantasy is.
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>>699958216
She's 4'11."
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because watch the movie point break candyass
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>>699958561
I'm 6'6"
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>>699958731
<div class="nervous">
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>>699958561
That's absolutely adorable.
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>>699958561
>4'11
>Not short?

Shum midget
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>>699958895
>>699958933
Literal perfection.
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>>699958478
nasmeshil sodomi... What??
You can type cyrillic, but do it in english, nigger.
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Any nudes
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go away.
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>>699958933
Dvachuyu!
Two tee bro.
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>>699959134
Pretty much.
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Go away, faggot.
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>>699959242
Fuck your mommy motherfucker!
Учи русский быдло замкадское.
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>>699942380
OP I'm surprised your hair isn't cut from all this Edge.
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>>699959832
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>>699959655
A lot of people like her. Including me.
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>>699943023
kek
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>>699959760
You're telling me to learn Russian? How cute. You seem to be lost Ivan, this isn't Dota 2.
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If you kill yourself people will use you as a reason for others not to kill themselves
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>>699944465
Anal
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>>699949418
Since autism is common on this board...
Lean Meats:
> https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/generic/salmon-raw

Beans:
>https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/usda/soybeans-(mature-seeds-steamed-cooked)
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>>699960271
I'm not yvan I'M VOVA!!!
You lose again & again fafggot!
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>>699942380
The wonderful upcoming Trump presidentcy?
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>>699954345
Why?
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You have beautiful eyes that everyone can appreciate <3 just think of your potential to contribute to the world and make new friends, find new love :)
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>>699961548
Because.
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>>699960658
Motorboat then tities
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>>699942380

you can still put a dick in your mouth.
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>>699943394
R u a ghost or something
Don't be a fag
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Stream it fag
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>>699942380
>cause pussy tastes great
>cause anilingus is underrated
>cause BJ's from JK's are the bees knees
>cause there's nothing better than giving, but sometimes you have to take one for the team.
>cause semen and vaginal goo go together like peanut butter and jelly.
>cause throat-pussy will drive you crae-crae for lemonaide.

On second thought, just do it.
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>>699942380
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>>699962975
SODOMYTE!
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>>699962975
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>>699963383
Thought we told you to fuck off with your gay shit faggot!
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>>699944270
this chick probably has an eye-ball fetish. Probably loves to have her eyeballs licked.
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>>699942380
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>>699963383
Because you never was in soviet russia!
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>>699963625
You have no power here. bwahahha

>>699963739
Hm....

>>699963799
Yeah, but I like the culture of it.
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>>699964055
Ну вот! Совсем другое дело!
Попытка не пытка.
Try to translate it. I can't.
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>>699964460
erm...

CYKA BLYAT
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>>699942380
There is most likely nothing that happens after you die. You will literally cease to exist and the world will move on without you. Granted, the same can be said for literally every living soul, but why cut your existence short?

But in all seriousness: Tits or GTFO
>>
>>699964737
Do not swear. Nope occasion.
Sainct Petersburg you should see. There are many people like you.
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