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>699999999
>700000000
Get thread
get
Get
kek
feast your eyes
this is going to be a great singles thread
I am the lord of /b/
>>699901189
What the fuck is that?
Epic get
>>699900966
>>699901299
So far no
>>699901299
Nice Dubs
*le ebbik bread xDD
Im eating icecream.
>>700000000
everything sucks
Get get get
>>699901432
>xDD
Die.
HAHAHA BENIS
watch it be cp
this get is gunna be crazy
>>699901671
I would kill to see that
>>699900901
>INB4 >>699999999 is shit post or some faggot claiming they are the greatest
Rawr xD
Just 90,000 something posts off, but...
>GET
700000000 Get.
I may be late but what they did to that gorilla at the zoo was un called for.
Garlic Bread.
The n word.
xDDDDD 9gag sends his regards ;DDDDDDDDDD
whats happenen
90k pots off idiots thats alot of time
>>699901767
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you prepubescent bitch? I'll have you know that I was born on 9/11, inside fucking Towers you little motherfucker. I will roar a mighty roar as I come with the force of 1000 aloha snackbars.
Think this is a fucking joke? I have at least 20 space dildos ramming themselves up your IP at this very moment, trying to track you through 4chan and your own VPN.
I also have a team I've trained United States Navy Seals just wait and they come and bear down on your bitch ass. You done fucked up. Think it's okay to post some shit like that on the internet? Dead wrong faggot.
Seven little frogs, what could it mean?
>>699902354
7 tiny little dicks rubbing up against seven tiny little frogs to create 7000 smaller frogs
Also 7
get?
Road to 700000000 boys
>>700000000
>>699999999
Can I has some money if get?
Burkini
Get
Op is a fag
Li li lick my balls
Made a thread 99000 posts before 700000000 actually drops.
OP is a faggot and made a generic thread for the sake of having it become popular > literally what Reddit is for
Roll
Ayagsyshsyssvwjajajqjjjjjj
I want to come inside Pharah.
Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lpqhYhP3Y
gettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>699900901
goat horsecock
bumpity bump
>>699904812
How to greentext /b/ros. Tell me how
got a bit to go
piece of shit
>>699902467
nice 7, you just confirmed meme magick in one post, congratz
Bump
Check em.
4chan is gay
>>699901578
I THINK he was being ironic
I can't stop fantasizing about Emma Watson fucking me with a strapon while giving me a feminist man-hating speech about how I'm nothing but dirt compared to her glorious feminine supremacy. I will take all of your cock, Goddess Emma. Anything to serve you.
Time
fuck off it's hours away
>>699906284
About 10 hours!
>>699906265
Just roughly 93730 posts. With all of b's shitposting that's what... 5 or 6 hours?
>>699906110
Nice fantasy, lad. Any more Emma watson porn related images to share, friend? Bonus points for femdom.
ITS FAAAAAAAR AWAYYYYYYYYYY
Moot here, check this
>>699904846
You have to shipost 1000 times then it appears in the settings
>>699900901
>18:53:31
Thread starts
so about 6500 an hour at a push taking into consideration the mad flurry at the end.
93000 divided by 6500
14.3076923077
14 hours boys.
"Road To 700000000"
>>699906807
She'll have my cock locked up in permanent chastity to make sure I don't even experience sexual pleasure by accident. Only for her entertainment will she let me out, tease me, and lock me back up unfulfilled. The only way my cock gets to ooze cum is from her big strapon punching my prostate. Like a good bitch, submitting to her femininity.
almost 90000 away
>>699907606
And when it does, she'll make sure I lick it off the ground and thank her for this tasty treat. Then she'll punish me for I had not begged her for permission to cum on her strapon. She'll spank me, slap me, squeeze my balls until I cry and beg for mercy. Then she'll stretch my tiny fuckhole even further.
>>699908013
Cont.?
Get
Sample text.
cmon guys
>>699908600
there is no need to understand anything
>>699908600
Do you undestand me?
Hi guyz
We'll get there eventually.
Rolling
Rerolling
>>699908600
Please say me.
>Get
>>699908979
Welcome to our hut
The game
Check'm
Russian /b/tards get this posts. Get ready to drink our urine.
>>699909349
On what?
shit post
>>699900901
ayy
>>699909435
Fuck you.
>>699909524
You shit.
kek
>>699909621
Your mother shit.
>>699901335
Metal heads unite
>>696969696
aye
>>699909833
Got em
Hello. My name is Dmitry Peskov and i'll fuck you get. Tomorrow
I've never even fucking gotten quads. Please let me get this 700000000 when the time comes. Please.
>>699909435
>osvoboditel
Capital, vodka, soviet bear our.
I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only bitches that I like.
Can I get the most disgusting singles please?
>>699909764
Don't touch to my mother!
>>699909951
niggers tongue my ansen
COME ON
>>699900901
Getting close lads
Your mother will die tonight
>>699910005
Nice thanks
at the current rate, how much longer till we get to 700000000
In the meantime, check em
Niggers
>>699910180
20 minutes
Im god
Look mom
Fuck you moot
>>699910241
I fuck her on party
>>699910180
Like 2-3 hours
FGTS
80000 more posts
we should deport niggers to africa who agree
>>699910423
Who then will work?
>>699900901
>>700000000
>>699910423
I agree.
>>699910677
same people as before
is it started with No.1 or with No.000000001 ?
every post ever made on /b/, will help to make the 700 millionth post what it is. you guys all had a hand in creating it.
G - get?
>>699910818
No.1. If you go to another board, you will see that the current post numbers are a lot smaller.
>>699910007
Okay! I'll touch your father.
700000000
>>699910818
You fucking newfag.
>>699910180
see
>>699907452
Subtract about an hour as my original calculation was a bit off.
>>699910754
>same people as before
But I don't want your mother to suck not me
*by-work-lover-to-give-suck-your-mom*
Git it gud
>>699911555
fucking nice
88000 posts
>>699907452
nice job mathfag
>>699902066
>actually it's about 14 hours
i calculated it
>>699907452
Okay!
Haaaaaaaaa!
>>699910289
>pansexual
>gay
Pick one
>>699900901
Check em
I know I'm not getting them
noo
>>699900901
sa duh
Its still to early
Alex here
700000000 get
>>699900901
get
bmp
Do people not understand that another 10000 posts have to be made before we reach >700000000?
>>699913108
We will create new thread. It's clear.
>>699913108
bmp x10000
EEEE DVACH
GETS
>>699913108
90000*
I call singles
>>699913108
86892 from your post.
I estimate the GETs are gonna occure around 22:08 EST.
>>699999999
>>700000000
>>699913398
Abu, get the fuck away from my 4chan.
>>699900901
okkekekek
Get down @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Here check my quads.
>>699915466
No I meant thsee.
>>699915512
Lol check these
>>699900901
Niggers
just about done with my life fam let me get this get
Black lives dont matter
jews did 9/11
Trump 2016
>mfw there wont be a get thats more than trips
>>699900901
The dawn of a new era.
>>699916134
1469006505239.gif?
>>699999999
>>699999999
Are we any close?
>>699900901
This is a historical day!
>>699900901
Well I'm stiff as a board.
699999999 get
>>699917079
>is like 80k away
>try to get gets
Never could understand why people like strippers so much.
>>699917222
easy
>>699910289
This faggot cant be serious
What if we tried as hard to get gfs as we do to get repeating numbers...?
SOSACH - SILA!
>>699900901
Will not happen in this thread. I can guarantee it.
Hey, DJ!
Beatmaker!
Street dancer!
Shk-shk.
Shaker-shaker.
Hey, partymaker!
>>699900901
yall niggls way to early
>>699916914
niggas
Singles get
>>699918901
Checkd
>>699902467
Nice
#DicksOutForHarambe
I AM ASCENDED
the hype is real
>>699900901
you already know ya boi be gettin gets
>>699919990
rip quads
looks like i´m gonna pull an alnighter
>>699920054
Yup
>>699920444
NICE
>>699920444
Russian frankenstein
>>699920636
>>699900901
ezpz
>>699999999
WINRAR
Get
Boi
>>699921061
left
Git
>>699921061
left one everyday
all you scrubs witness mee
MAGA
WITNESS MEEEE
this get gunna be easy as shit
harder than i thought
get
америка сосат
Good luck waiting a week boi
I got this
why do they always start with 6999XXXXX???
>>699922893
in the 3 hours this thread has been up /b/ has had 20k posts out of the 90k it needs. This thread will be long dead by the time we hit 700m.
Clearly this is a meme on the level of fingerboxes.
v
>>700000000 GET;
>>699923447
WTF IS THIS?
muzhyki s brevnom vs vragoshar
>>699901875
please leave 4chan and never come back
get
>>699923677
godnota podkatila
You goys are fucking retarded. It's not going to happen for another 5 hours.
Anyone got yet?
>>699924180
Whats a goy? XD
GET
>>699924315
Close faggot... Not
Pokemon GO to the polls.
trips and I kill my self GET
>>699924438
throw them balls at the poepoe
>>699924271
Fucking newfag
>>699924480
Meh. Do it anyways.
harmbe give me dubs
>>699924529
Problem?
>>699900901
Get
I know I will make it. And I will post a self made meme that no one has seen before. And it will be praised until all eternity
>>699924842
Ну що тут сказати, Слава Україні!
>>699924655
bless harambe
▲
▲▲
dubs and I kill obama
I won
Bump
bump
get
рашн беар из хир
Bush did 9/11
Ok guys, according to my math the magic number will fall in 8 hours. I am ass man and this is the holy meme that shall make it. Watch me return.
>>699925554
so close XD
Nigga
The quads of truth
>>700000000
Get
>>699926633
double doubs are truth as well
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