Dubs decides what I say.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides what I say.
>>699838854
/b/ is not your personal army
>>699838854
is it true asian cunts are sideways?
>>699838977
That was quick
>>699838977
oh look dubs
>>699838977
Winrar
>>699838977
WINRAR
>>699838977
Fuckin' great
is 3 inches enough?
And now we wait for op
Op will surely deliver
>>699838854
>say something funny
i thought it was appropriate>>699838977
>>699838854
Dammit OP you best dilever.
"I wood berry my dick up your ass if I had the chance. Wanna trade nudes?"
>>699839217
prove it
>>699839299
Dubs again, this must be my rucky thread.
>>699839195
OP
>>699839299
WINRAR
"sorry i heard that from my gook friend"
>>699839299
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
"Oh reaaaaally? Proof you chink?"
>>699839299
dubs god in thread
>>699839275
Rolling for this
>>699839420
Trips confirm dubs god
>>699839469
Rolling still
Ahahahahah Ching Ching chong suck my schlong
>>699839444
Ohhhh shittt nigga
>>699839461
Then what are you you fucking egg head
>>699839420
Rolllllllling
"Can I send you something from Bad Dragon?"
>>699839586
kek
>>699839420
Cmon reroll
can i see your b-hole
>>699839527
HE BE ROLLING DOWN THE STREET
>>699839461
why is that a question?
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
>>699839739
Someone already asked for something similar dickhead. Try something new.
go grab my dick u bitch
>>699839420
Rollerino
Well now that i broke the ice how about we go see a movie?
>>699839836
HE BE ROLLING TO THE BEAT
>>699839866
WINZIP
>>699839891
rollinh
>>699839866
HAHA
>>699839866
What a waste
>>699839866
winrar
>>699839866
Rippppp we got a winner
>>699839461
and you're not asian?
>>699839911
CHECKED BUSH DID IT
Ask her out
>>699839911
fuck too late anon
>>699839911
Checked
>>699839911
checked but no win m8
>>699839902
Rolling for the start of this chain
>>699839911
Also a waste imo
>>699839851
Reroll
>>699840108
hi im gay
Shes dead, bye OP gl next time
Sorry my friends grabbed my phone but it's just the two of us now, you look cute, what do you like to do?
>>699840108
jk haha that was my dad. anyway whats up?:)
>>699840108
jk haha that was my dog. anyway whats up?:)
>>699840343
Roll
>>699840374
Roll
My dick is 3 inches.... FROM THE GROUND
>>699840435
Roll
>>699840279
Not quite.
>>699840435
Roll
>>699840374
Re roll
>>699840108
roll for screen shot of your convo with her
>>699840435
rolling
>>699839851
Roll 3
>>699840374
rolling for myself
>>699840108
the thread is over, it was fun.
Everybody c'mon go home and drink a fucking beer
>>699840492
wtf she is still there? catch her, if she didnt run out with that she will not run from you never again
>>699840435
reroll
My mother never loved me. Tits or gtfo
>>699840435
rollerino
i like eggs
ching chong ching chang chong ching
>>699840492
send her a dick pic, doesn't have to be yours.
OP here. Where did the dubs god go?
>>699840492
i haven't had a blowjob for a long time. Maybe you'll be kind to me?
>>699840435
dubs check
Are you into anal?
>>699840899
Winrar
>>699840899
win KEK
>>699840899
trips for a bonus dick pic with text
"listen either we fucking or Im fucking"
>>699841034
awwww
>>699840899
And now we wait.
>>699841074
me no rikey
>>699840899
holy shit, this can´t be true.
you will scare the gal
>>699841093
>>699840899
Forgot file like a dumbass
>>699840899
Winrar
>>699841182
now send a dick pic
>>699841262
rolling
>>699841182
Her reply was fast.
dick pic
>>699841262
rorring
>>699841262
Cant send pics on tinder
my dick is too small to self suck
>>699841374
oh, i've never used it. too bad.
>>699841295
anyway, we are young and sexy, lets spend some time together and let me grab your tits.
>>699841432
Rerollllll
sorry im being rude, but there is a man with a gun to my head telling me what to say...he walked away for a sec, i need you to call the cops
>>699841295
What if... 4chan... is just messaging for her in another thread...
>>699841432
>my dick is too small to self suck
Roll
>>699841555
fuckin checked
Dick pic.
>>699841432
Rollingggg
Let's cut the crap. Let me fuck your face.
>>699841295
c´mon take it easy, you are really gorgeous to me.
and im not ugly. I will call you after we have a glorious night together.
what do you think?
ROLL FOR DUBS
>>699841555
Ezzzzz
>>699841677
keeeek winrar
>>699841581
Rolllll
>>699841599
No way to prove but, she's not, I made the thread as soon as I matched.
>>699841555
Winrar
>>699841777
JESÚS WINRAR
>>699841555
>>699841677
>>699841777
GET ON IT OP
Reply with the US navy seal copypasta
>>699841677
winner winner fuck a nigger
>>699841777
win
>>699841837
>>699841937
Oh ,, your dog, it is not enough to say, a puppy? I know I have my bed in the upper circle of involvement in many attacks of the dead, more than 300 Al Qaeda included. The young soldier the US Army snipers best, I come: in Felis. The only thing I would say is that I aim he'oko'a. I have a dog, sediments, cleaning the land, they saw, and my ill fortune own words. You can tell Au'ilo house excrement think? Think keep still about it fool. But make sure you have deceived me, and I have malama'ana IP elite worm in bad weather, I guess. Give the poor living ka'ino kapa'ia. And to die, son. While you may be able to get more than seven million yuan in mau'ao'ao, my hands, it is. I find it difficult to learn, no weapons and soldiers to clean the surface of the continent anus ass tired. If nothing else, a few curses "expert" comment goes back to the target, they kept my words. But he could no longer pay his sister idiot. Shit angry and drowned. And to die, son.
>>699841677
>>699841777
Nice 7's lads.
>>699842027
ayy famalam
>>699842027
What happens if she actually calls?
>>699842027
nice OP
damn how you guys always get away with this shit. if i did this id get deleted
>>699842027
i kek'd really really hard
He's gonna rape me if you don't hurry and call the cops! Hurry!
>>699842027
this just got interesting
>>699842299
winrar
>>699842299
Should I send this?
>>699842402
NIE
NO
>>699842402
Obviously dont
>>699842329
Roll
>>699842402
No silly, give more info on the hold up
He's got you tie up at an address. Give me address
>>699842329
roll
>>699842402
no, the format is, replying the last image
>>699842533
dubs have spoken
He came back, I was able to get the gun from him. I really hope you called the cops
>>699842276
that would be pretty funny. Op make sure you take a vid when swat breaks in your house to save you
>>699842618
Roll
Tell her your actual location and that you truly aren't lying.
>>699842402
wtf i got dubs. damn fuck me in the ass
>>699842618
roll
>>699842711
OP YOU MUST CUZ DUBS
>>699842533
Not giving an address
Can I cum on you?
>>699842711
Dubs has spoken.
>>699842781
over-ruled
Jesus op youre so fucked
guys we gotta keep this kidnap thing going its gonna work
>>699842777
>>>>>>>>>>
i got a wide asshole girl
>>699842777
Trips must be reSPECK'd
>>699842844
Dubs have over-ruled. Send a McDonald's address.
I have a hard time speaking to girls and I accidentally spew weird stuff like this, give it another chance and let's get things started right.
>>699842888
These too
>>699842989
She's back. Enough with the cop bs.
>>699842989
I think he's waking up! WHAT DO I DO?!!!
Good plz
>>699843189
rawl
>>699843189
rolling
Plz send noodz. He said if I can convince you to do this, he'll free me.
>>699843189
roll
>>699843189
Rollll
>>699843189
>>699843278
one off twice come on
>>699843189
Reeerolll
>>699843304
Roll
>>699843189
roll
>>699843159
i have a mental illness, only seeying a sexy girl like you could help me to get back my gears
>>699843189
Rolling
yes bby, can u suck me now
>>699843348
>>699843304
Re roll
>>699843189
rawlin
can i get a tit pic please
If I give you $2 could I put my tongue in your asshole. I haven't touched a woman in 4 years
>>699843159
damn op even with 2 sets of trips?
let me see them tits
>>699839217
ohhhh shiiiit
>>699839299
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Welcome to my pawn shop
Ask her if Harambee is dead.
can i have a peek at your tits
>>699843189
rollin
>>699839461
i thought i was chatting with one, goodbye
>>699843597
roll
can i have an ass pic please?
Do you remember this movie?
Shit he's
Then dont respond anymore and see if she freaks out
show me one tit please?
>>699843700
>>>>>>>>>>>.
>>699843633
kek
He said if I don't get at least a tit he'll shoot me.
how bout a tit pic?
i bet they look lovely.
>>699843843
Re roll
>>699843713
re rollin'
>>699843633
Winrar
can i see your ass and tits please?
The dude said If I'm able to get at least a pic from you he'll let me go.
>>699843633
WINRAR
He is my butt secks partner, we are going to butt rape your chinky butthole with buttsecks in your butt.
>>699844011
DOUBLE WINRAR
>>699843633
Not doing anymore kidnap shit.
>>699843700
Can't send pics on Tinder.
>>699844011
fuckin faggots stop wasting them dubs
i want to see your tits. can you make this happen?
>>699838854
Send this pic
Look. I haven't been completely honest.. I'm just a guy looking for an honest and cute girl and if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>699843700
WINRAR
OP the dubs and trips are telling you...we have to play this out
Is McDonald's a good place for a good date?
Forget everything I just said. What dat mouf do?
>>699844085
then you shouldnt have started it faggot
I'll be let free if I get a picture from you.
>>699844104
it's all in the plans, anon.
>after kidnapper awakes
>he says he'll kill me if you don't show tits
>>699844126
Roll
>>699844282
Rollin
>>699844151
bastard the kindapping shiet was getting serious , we want nudes, not op being swatted.
>>699844126
Rolling.
>>699843159
My doctor, social worker and parole officer all say that there's nothing actually wrong with me. But, I don't know, there must be some underlying mental health issues as yet undiagnosed. I mean, people don't just do what I did. What do you think? Want to come over and discuss it with me?
>>699844368
He can blur out his address for us.
>>699839866
>>699839959
The amount of newfags...
I'm sorry, it's just that I have serious case of yellow fever.
>>699844368
nudes are nice, but i feel like we are wasting a golden opportunity here
I get nervous when I talk to such beautiful women, I hope we can start over.
>>699843700
the death scene was pretty tragic though.
incinerations quite the way to go
>>699844459
roolling rolling
>>699844424
Reroll
>>699841966
HAHAAAAA DUBS
Give her the address to the nearest McDonald's and tell her you really need help.
>>699844459
Roll!
op can u post the rest of her pics :)
>>699844676
Roll
>>699844647
the newfag is real
Roll for link to thread
Op got spooked and cant deliver now
>>699844459
Roll
Ask for her Instagram.
>>699844676
dudes are you from USA?
The Op will be in troubles if girl spit the truth to the cops
>>699844116
Rolling
>>699844768
Don't mistake excitement for being a newfag, faggot
>>699844710
Sure man.
>>699844116
Rolling for tdis
what app is this?
>>699844927
Ask for a picture of her crushing the watermelon. Or a link to a video of it.
>>699844126
Reroll
>>699844116
Dubs
that's a secret fatty alright
>>699844951
gentoo
>>699844900
Time on /b eventually kills any feeling of excitement in your life and replaces it with a dull grey fog of "fuck it"
And WINRAR
>>699844927
is she in her 40's or 50's?
>>699844768
>699844900
>newfag gets dubs
>>699845124
thanks homie <3
>>699844792
Rerawling
Ask for her Instagram and post pictures for us.
I see your profile says you can crush a watermelon with your thigh.
I can also do something similar.
I can smash any pussy with my pee pee.
>>699845124
>19
she's at least late 20's
>>699845312
Roll
OP here, someone make me kek some more.
>>699844459
Roll
>>699845392
Choose the watermelon one
I think im gonna kill him. his swag is nothing like mine.
>>699845392
you gave up op, we had a good thing going
You won't believe how many times i've tried to insert a pickle in my penis to make it bigger
>>699844951
Grindr
Should I risk it and attack him, if I do I want nudez
>>699845477
and again dubs prove my point
>>699845494
thanks boss
>>699845468
For the sake of interest.
>>699845312
Rolling for this
>>699845487
How would a pickle get bigger from being in your penis? Just buy bigger pickles, I've found them available in a variety of sizes.
>>699845556
Yeah it was good, but I didn't want it to get serious.
>>699845629
can u squeeze my head with your thunder thighs
do you like facesitting
Want to try some kinky stuff with your thighs ?
>>699845714
sorry dad
Any updates op?
Look at my swag.
>>699845895
Nothin yet since the watermelon thing.
>>699845718
you know what, it's ok OP. To be honest I'd rather see you somehow get this girl after all this shit than get beat up by cops
>>699845893
And you'd better not be putting them back in the jar afterwards.
Ask if she wants to listen to your mixtape then send her a rickroll link.
>>699845980
This right here is my swag.
Ask her if she can crush your two testicles too
>>699846056
>>699845980
Swaaaaaag
>>699846054
Roll
I know what your legs can do, let's find out what that mouth can.
>>699846109
>>699846056
>>699845980
K killed the guy cuz he has no swag.
>>699846153
Roll
>>699846192
fuck, im done
>>699845629
Im apart of isis
>>699846054
Rolling in Honor of Rick astley
act like a normal person
say that you got away and you appreciate her not ending the convo after the first message. Tell her that you are in her debt and like to get coffee sometime. You can still get her OP
>>699846259
Roll 4 this
Rolling
>>699846293
Roll
pretty boy swag aaayyyy lmaooo
>>699846393
swaggg
Act like a normal person op, tell her you got away
>>699846259
if OP wont let himself get swatted he for sure wont say this
>>699846293
rolling
if you are 6/10 op you can smash
>>699844459
Roll
the dubs have left us....
>>699845629
Oh shit she knows one of my buddies.
>>699846760
Ask what other unique she can do with her legs and if you can help her find more.
>>699846760
Tell him he stil owes my a handjob for sucking his dads dick when he was depressed
>>699846760
its over boys, go to bed nothing left to see here
>>699846760
Game over.
>>699846760
Are you cheating on me?"
meh
>>699847035
It's over man, thred is ded and she knows someone I work with.
