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Parafag here
>spent last 30 minutes flying a kid.
>car accident
>No seat belt
>ejection
>right arm gone
>why the fuck do I put myself through this
>I love helping people /b/
>it's getting too much

Love my job. Love what I do. I know /b/ is filled with moralfags and white Knights. I'm sitting at my station, contemplating quiting. Give me something to laugh about.

Giving my usual pic so people know who I am.
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>>699838310

I know you people have seen my threads. I've done roll threads. Actually figured out how to get steam on my phone. So I won't be a shit OP anymore. Might do a roll if this gets popular.
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>>699838479

Ask me whatever. Don't mind questions. Just not in a great mood right now. Ha.
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>>699838584
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>>699838805

Last bump until I just go. Few hours left in my shift. The bays are quite. The town is silent. We bring a silent shift. Until we get a petty call. Don't worry. I'll haul.
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>>699838310

I'm going through emt school. How hard is the test
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>>699839340

NREMT is touch. It's adaptive. More you get right. Tougher it is. Study your patient assessments.
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I never understood why it mattered if they were kids
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>>699840058

The thing about kids is they shouldn't die. If kids are dieing something is going wrong. If you're 90... your time has come. If you are 10 .. way too soon.
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Used to be a medic myself.
My advice: go back to school for nursing or something else in the medical field before you get burned out.

Stay out of ems and the emergency department.
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>>699838310
Mind patching me up doc?
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No experience in the field, but I just want to say thank you for what you do man.
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>>699838310
If you were doing your fucking job that kid could've kept his arm. Go retake NREMT, retard.
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>>699842426
stfu faggot
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>>699838310
>>699838584

Do you have to clean that up or do you have staff for that?
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>>699842426
/thread
Premedfag and the first thing the residents taught us is how much easier they're job would be if the glorified techs that are "paranedics" would do their job correctly. They say they've seen you destabilize more than one patient as well as constantly provide false, possibly-harmful info about the patient.
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honestly dude i've seen people die and was too young to help. you're old enough, have the training and the position and here bitching even still

it's a lose/lose but you get some wins quit whining like a cunt and get at it
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I assume you drink rather heavily sometimes?
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>>699842798
Not a doctor but my wife is a triage nurse and she more or less confirmed this. She said she basically ignores the paras' info and just starts from scratch because the paramedics are so retarded.
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>>699838310

Hey OP, been there, take advantage of therapy if it's offered.
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>>699843098
Why the fuck don't the require paramedics to be RNs then? I've never understood that.
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the dumbass kid didn't wear a seatbelt and his dumbass parents never instilled it into him
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>>699838310

>No seat belt

some retards are never ment to live
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>>699843318
>blaming paramedic incompetence on the victim
Shibby
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He would have lost his arm whether you were there or not. At least you are helping.
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>>699842798
>"they're job"
>"paranedics"
you're an imbecile and will probably never get into a reputable medschool and will certainly never match with a res prog. enjoy the next 10 years begging to make it in life with nothing but a worthless bio degree working in a lab.
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>>699838310
hang in there buddy, we all appreciate your work
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>>699843458
I'm on my fucking phone, numb nuts. I could flunk out of premed tomorrow and still get a job with my Master's making 70k. Jelly, parafag?
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>>699843414
he did his damn job kids alive isn't he?
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>>699838310
What kind of tissue am I lookin at in the corner there?
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>>699838310
I feel you on this, I'm an emt in SoCal and one of my worst calls was a little girl the had a seizure after her mom hit her in her occipital with a pan, we flew her out and the whole time I couldn't believe that there are people out there that do shit like that.
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>>699840321
dude nice 12 year old insight, truly mindblowing
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>>699842426
stfu, you have no idea what the circumstances here were.
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>>699842798
Maybe they should have taught you how to write fucking english instead.
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>>699838310
Same here bud, too many years in and I hate my job with a passion. Ptsd is real shit and yes it can happen to any of us. The only thing that keeps me from being a total shitbag at work is that I feel a moral obligation to help/care for my pt well. That is something I will never lose.
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PTSD

Bring it up to your board or supervisor, pal.

If you break down at site you're putting everyone at risk.

Do the right thing for yourself
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>>699843596
Phone's have auto-correct, so you're just confirming that you're even more retarded than previously believed.
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>>699843613
OP here. Thanks, but I really don't know the kid's condition. He was going into hypovolemic shock when we arrived at trauma. He probably won't make it.
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>>699838310
Guess now he is left.
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>>699842727
>>699843852
For fucks sake, OP.
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>>699843309
There's no way to staff or afford placing RNs in ambulances in America. A lot of ambulance services are private. Proper health care takes a backseat to profit.
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>>699843803
>phone's
>'s
lolwut?
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>>699843852
i appreciate your work, anon
just fyi
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>>699838310
I had a buddy that was an EMT. He said that the first time he responded to an accident, he felt like he lost part of his sanity. He felt sick, couldn't sleep, images of the accident polluted his brain, lost appetite, and almost drank.

With that being said, he said the same thing as you about the love of caring for people. He is still contemplating ditching out of that job and going into some form of civil/social services.

Take it easy and talk about it with someone.
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>>699843803
>Phone's
Autocorrect didn't catch that one, did it retard?
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>>699843098

Your wife is overweight, complains a lot, and is most likely cheating on you with an ER tech. Seen it happen a million times.
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>>699838310
My family is nothing but ham planets. When i was 18 and 260lbs i decided to get /fit/.

Ate right. Started cooking my own meals. Exercised for hours every day.

My parents tried to sabotage me, telling me i was starving myself. Blah blah


Anyways. Family thanksgiving. I show up with my boyfriend to make an appearence.

No one other than me in the family over the age of majority weighs less than 250lbs. Girls, boys, boyfriends, wives, neices and nephews.

I shit you not they had a box of insulin needles on the counter for after dinner.

My cousin was 15 at the time, type 2 diabetic sitting there eating m &ms out of the bag and drinking mountain dew out of a 2 liter bottle.

Anyways.
> My 300lb uncle falls in the hallway coming out of the bathroom
>my aunt falls and puts her head through the drywall trying to help.
>my dad rips his pants helping her.
>my brother throws his back out and cant get get up after he falls on his ass.

>My boyfriend asks me "oh jesus, did someone shit themself?" As im calling 911.

Fire and emergency shows up.

Im standing on the sidewalk with my boo watching six firefighters lift my uncle onto a stretcher. Fire cheif comes over to the sidewalk on his phone
>i nod
>"so how often do you find fatasses who shit themselves?"
>"im sorry, who are you"
>point at my dad on the stretcher "his son"
>he sighs "more often than I'd like"
>walks off to help the crew get my dad into the ambulance.


How often have you had a fatass shit themselves on your shift?
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>>699843803
not the anon you're arguing with but my sides are splitting
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>>699838310

I feel for you, OP. Sorry it's a shitty night. Sorry all you get here are trolls who've never seen in their entire lives the kind of thing you'll see in one night.

That said, if it's too much for you there's always time for change in your life. A lot of people change careers. You've done a lot of good out there, and there's no shame in moving on.
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>>699844129
Tits or gtfo
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>>699838310
Hey op your doing the best you can
You weren't there to stop the accident but you were there to help out afterwards
Just remember why you started
The world would be a better place if more people were as brave as you
You actively sacrifice yourself to help others
That's just about the greatest thing a person can do
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>>699838310
I have a good bit of WEBMs, but this shit site won't let me post them with audio.
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>>699838310
Georgia I thought you loved this job.
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>>699843803
"Phone's"
Kek.
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>>699844305
why do you want to see a dude's tits?
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>>699838310
AEMT here, was about to call you out for being a scumbag fake because of that stretcher picture. I was like, "Thats a shit ferno, theres no way thats on a flight unit."

I then noticed you posted your rig, I'm assuming you meant you called in a flight unit for the kid?
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>>699838310
How old was the kid OP? Why were his parents so retarded? Did they at least look distraught over their fuck-up?
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>>699844305
Kek'd so hard it's not even funny anymore.

Best tits or gtfo request
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>>699844215
I truly believe all high schoolers should have to spend a night with us or in trauma, if not for anything more than to keep from drinking and driving. We just got the call possible OD unresponsive. I'll update you /b/ros.
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>>699842798
Oh shut the fuck you you fucking cuck. Go work in the field before you ever open your fucking mouth again. Premed faggots are a fucking joke.
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>>699841225
>go back to school for nursing


Gods no. Ungodly hours, shit pay, shit work.
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>>699844305
Im a dude.
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>>699844633
>poorfag detected
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>>699844534
Not OP, but this same story makes me grateful my parents didn't let me drive until 18.

Letting your kid drive once they hit fucking puberty is unacceptable.
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>>699843309

because an RN is required to have a doctors order to perform any type of care. where as a paramedic has what is standing orders which allows us to have a broader spectrum of care, and toys at our disposal.
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Today I had to save a dying bird my cat dragged on I guess we're just two of a kind
*takes swig of internet whiskey
Here you should try some... It's good...from 2008...a memorable year
Shit they broke in! All the injuries! Get in your van and I'll contact HQ those fuckers don't steal our good times. They got me! They shit me with their traumas and now I cortisol myself all the freaking time. Send tobacco! Then get out of here! God have mercy on our souls
*click the explosion goes off and ruptures your eardrums blastforce presses up against the wall and all your bones crack rupturing spleen and liver and then ignited by the flames instantly teeth cracking from heat dripping charred sweet smelling fat globules an interesting nite the main destruction proposed itself passage through one of the, if not the, most sensitive regions of the human male body the dick was obliterated instantly causing all your screams to resonate a superior bitchiness as they devolve into mild choked whimperings until your ash and this all happened really fast
Damn that must of hurt! Good thing I made it out safe, now you know what it's like to feel pain. Use your lesson with wisdom.
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>>699843098
Your wife is without a doubt a horrible nurse. Sorry to tell you, not taking a report from a medic, I don't care how bad of a medic is, is bad for the patient and bad for continuation of care.
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>>699844446
Yeah. No way we were wheelin' him to trauma. Goin' into shock, heart arrhythmia and unresponsive. Nope, not dying in my wagon.
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>>699838310
Firefighter Paragod here.

You pussy. Just quit already.
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>>699838310
I have massive respect for EMT's and Paramedics.... but I could never do that shit. I get the idea of wanting to help people... but damn... seeing all that gore and death all the time? I just couldn't handle it.
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>>699844129
You can't blame them for being fat, they have a faggot for a son.

>>699844305
Read better.
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>>699844724
I assumed he was 7 or 8 or something. If he was driving on his own, he deserved it.
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>>699844415
>>699844670
>>699844966
Welcome, newfriends.
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>>699843098
>Be paramedic
>2 year education
>Work under stress and trauma trying to gather info/stabilize patient
>Doctors and nurses look down on my profession
>Autists on a whale breeding forum shits on me
>Only thing that brings me to work is my calling for helping others

I am glad I am not that guy.
Be greatful you cunts.
>t. pharmacist
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>>699844923
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>699843414
You fucking idiot. Yeah because a paramedic is totally a surgeon who can preform replantation surgery in the back of a moving bus. You're a joke of a human being and I genuinely hope that you need to call 911 sometime soon.

Everyone gets an ambulance called for them at one point in their lives (in some cases after-life), I hope I'm there with a smile on my face when a call is made for your sorry ass.
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>>699844804
This is why you don't get stoned and post
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>>699838310
Hey OP, Firefag here. I see all sorts of shit too, and am often called to assist lifting man-whales that two parafags can't do on their own.
Once responded to a river drowning, and it was a friend I went to school with. We're not trained in swift-water rescue so I got to stand on the dyke and watch him die.
Oh well. We do a lot of good for our communities, maybe it's worth the toll it takes on us.
Carry on bud.
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>>699845064
I'm going to safely assume the kid was 15 on a learners permit. Mom and dad were probably swinging with Billy Bob the neighborhood and junior decided to go for a joy ride.
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>>699845230
Everyone gets an ambulance, huh? Care to cite that bullshit. I know of at least 4 people (including me) that never did. One is dead, one is 87.
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Man up you fucking pussy. You're saving lives. That is your job. When someone screams for a medic, your job is to go play hero for a living.
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>>699845230
>Everyone gets an ambulance called for them at one point in their lives
Did you literally just make that up and expect everyone to believe it?
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>>699845173
In what way did it look like I thought he was a "she"?
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Paramedic here too, in my country serious shit happens rarely, usually its old grampas who call us because of their "high blood pressure", which is usually not. Getting paid like fucking shit 370~euros. Still love my job, the things i do. Going to uni this year to get bachelor and be a doctor.
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>>699845230
What is a hearse? How does it work?
Do you think all dead people arrive at the mortuary by ambulance? Are you fucking 12?
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>>699845194
Are you that stupid?

Here, maybe this might help a bit.

FIREFIGHTER PARAMEDIC.

Retard.
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>>699844940
You are weak.
I can handle all the gore in the world. I love it even.

Please leave /b/ you newfags
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>>699845377
Ah. Well, I don't feel bad anymore. Plus it's nice to just assume you were right.
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>>699845603
so edgy, try not to cut yourself on that angsty preteen attitude of yours
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>>699838310

You need a vacation.
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>>699845194
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>>699838310
you the real mvp, OP
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>>699845603
Underage who has never had to do any hard work in his life.
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>>699844062

that's called PTSD and it is common. If he is a university/college student they probably have free counseling on campus. He should take advantage of it.
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>>699845377
Nah. Kid was 4, mother was driving. OP here, the OD call got cancelled, I'm not sure why but kind of sounded like the family was transporting her themselves.
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When you say flying a kid, do you mean you're a flight medic?
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>>699845832
Not that anon but "edgy" is a cringy as fuck meme at this point.
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>>699845761
>I can handle all the gore in the world. I love it even.

Pic related: You.
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>>699846011
No. I'm a wheeled wagon. We called life flight in because the kid was in real bad shape.
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>>699845832
>>699845953
So doing your job well/liking is bad now or...?
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>>699846019
Sound like something an edgy kid would say. Get out of here noob.
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>>699843649
OP saves lives on a daily basis, you post cancerous pictures on an image board and think being callous about dead kids is the epitome of awesome.

I'd say kill yourself, but I don't want OP to have to pick your dumb ass up and try to save you when you inevitably fuck that up like everything else you've ever tried to do.
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>>699846019
>at this point
if its relevant to the situation, I'll use it all the way until the fbi finally shuts 4chan down. deal with it
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>>699838310
Have you considered not being a bleeding heart faggot? The industry is worse off with you in it, you burnout fuck
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>>699845998
Well fuck her then. Was she at least a minority, or is someone making white people look bad again?

And did she seem upset at her actions?
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>>699843803
>phone's
The best is grammarfags wrecking themselves. Lel, what an idiot.
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>>699840321
>The thing about kids is they shouldn't die.

And yet they do. Where's your god now?? Nyah!
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>>699846165
>noob.
Points for something old school I suppose.
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People should get a license first before having children.

OP's kid is fucked for life only because he/she have stupid parents that couldn't even take care whether their son/daughter had his/her seat belt on.
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>>699846078
>white socks
>sides in orbit
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>>699846291
This tbqh fam
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>>699846281
How is it relevant? He just said to man up and do his job or quit. It's not like he was >>699845761
or anything.
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>>699846311
They were black but I don't see how that matters. Sorry, I'm not an edgy /b/ro that acts like/pol/. The mother was fucking distraught, she literally picked up the severed arm and brought it to us. She was completely out of it.
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>>699846357
Kek.
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>>699846291
>OP saves a kid's life and blows off steam after work online
>The industry is worse off with you in it

You are cancer in the purest form.
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>>699845173
Doesn't answer my question. Why do you want to some some rando guy's tits?
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>>699843852
That's fucking shitty dude. Sorry. Thanks for the shit you put up with and help people through. I have no doubt a lot of people have either lived or learned how to take better care of themselves because of what you do. I have no doubt it's tough, but if you can push through it, keep it up. World always needs good people.
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>>699846198
whoooaahh there buddy
>implying
I didn't say anything about OP, and you're just confirming that you're a braindead faggot
>reading comprehension 0/10
>Age 13/18
>underage b&
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>>699846586
Not anon, but tits or gtfo in highly-inappropriate situations is a meme.
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>>699838310
did the kid make it
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>>699838310
What are the hours you have to work? What training do you need?
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>>699845953
yeah. OK. You got me. Forrealsies. Just another millennial faggot who has never had to do any hard work in my life.

Talk to me when you're knuckles deep in bullet wounds and gauze. 8====D
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OP do you have any tips for applying to ambulance companies? I got my NREMT in June, I had my first interview last week but apparently I blew it. (Not quite sure what I messed up on). I mostly talked about things I do at my current job, such as training employees, helping the company grow, things I've done to go out of my way for. Basically I followed the BAR method to every question they gave me (Background, Action and Result) The company I work for is a plumbing company so I don't have any experience in anything medical.. Idk if thats hurting me or not but I mean how do I get experience if I cant get hired! >_<
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>>699846516
Also work in the industry, also not a faggot.

There are literally dozens of us that don't suck at our jobs. We don't want guys like this riding next to us, because THAT attitude is cancer.
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>>699846721
Don't lurk that much, so I've only seen it used when people claim to be chicks
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>>699846751
I don't know. I won't know unless I hear from life flight who can talk to trauma staff. I will tell you that it is highly unlikely. Unfortunately, he had lost a lot of blood.
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>>699846472
I really have to spell it out for you?

>by implying OP is weak for being affected by trauma and gore on a daily basis
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You really shouldn't bother posting this stuff here, OP. All you're gonna get are trolls and kids who think they know what they're talking about despite never leaving their safe bubble.
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>>699838310

Wear a chest camera to raise awareness. Post WebMs here.

Ask a cop how to get a good one with network connectivity. Link us live if you can. You won't even know it's there.
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>>699846504
I live in Florida where black people do shit like that all the time. I can choose to feel hate and disgust, or empathy. I simply prefer the former emotion.

>she literally picked up the severed arm and brought it to us. She was completely out of it.
God damn it.
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>>699838310
Do whatever feels right. I always say to flip a coin, and while its in the air, you'll know what outcome you want.
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>>699844804
I hope you save this, reread this, and realize you sound retarded once you've sobered up. It'd be good times.
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I'm taking my EMT class starting very soon. I always think I'll be fine with the gore and shit because I've never been particularly queasy but reading OP's shit makes me begin to doubt.
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>>699846984
That's actually illegal in my state after two paramedics got caught takin' photos of unconscious and naked patients.
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>>699846812
>knuckles deep in bullet wounds
Heck, I am elbow deep in your mother
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>>699846972
This.

It's why I haven't bothered to talk about my life anymore. It's all about "man up" and prejudices now.
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>>699846952
Well if he can't handle it, he is for the job. It's not a bad thing to be a decent human being with empathy, but that anon was still right if OP can't handle it.
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>>699847073
What will really get you is the shit pay, long hours, and mandatory overtime. That's the true terror.
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>>699847127
kek'd
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>>699847028
Shut the fuck up, yanni.
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>>699846912
feels bad man hopefully the kid makes it, sorry you have to do this shit and then have edgy kids and neckbeards talk shit if i were you i would either quit or join the army/navy. chin up
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>>699846656
>Criticizing someone for saying kids shouldn't die
>Posting 'implying' in 2010+6
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>>699838310
Do you see any kind of mental health professional?
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>>699846504
That's fucking awesome. Lol a fucking little kids arm hahahaha.

I would keep it as a souvenir.
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>>699847127
That's cute. I remember my first beer. Suck a huge or small dick. You couldn't hack it.
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>>699847226
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>>699846504

That's good. If it could have been reattached it should have been brought to who can help.

I opted out of EMT because of the fear of what's in some people's blood. Somehow I think the gore wouldn't be the issue.
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>>699847153
I'm pretty sure talking about it and seeking help is him dealing with it. Anybody who went without any emotional support is most likely a sociopath and not the type of person you'd want caring for you or a loved one in a life or death situation. Just think about what you're saying
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>>699847226
You're edgy as fuck, but that's ok. When it comes to people, being edgy is what /b/ is about.
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>>699847226
Tyrannosaurus Kek'd
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>>699847226
>>699847409
Samefagging this hard
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>>699846504
>he literally picked up the severed arm and brought it to us.

Back Scratcher?
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>>699847073
Same here. EMT was a very favored choice of mine for a while. Then I started reading shit like this and talked to a couple of the responders and decided "Fuck that".

Now, the goal is law enforcement. Been on top of that shit for a while. Much better decision IMO. I rather be shot and killed on duty opposed to scraping brains off the pavement for $20 an hour.
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>>699847226
Boy, I'm sure that high school diploma 3 years down the road will sure feel like an achievement! Keep at it, sport.
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>>699847458
nah. You can dox if you want breh. You'll be disappointed.
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>>699844044
lel that pic
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I work in a LensCrafters making glasses, we're rushed and have no training so we make tons of mistakes. Kinda sucks that medicine is like that too. Well, everybody tries as best as they can.

Hey man, don't wait until the job completely breaks you before you leave it. Plan ahead, don't just hope things will work out. Respect your own future.
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>>699847458
I wish we had ID's back. At least samefagging will cost samefags restarting their routers.
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>>699847371
Yeah, but generally we like to handle the separated appendage ourself. You know, sterility and all that.
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>>699847387
This. I don't like working with the gore-obsessed and sociopaths, they cause all sorts of problems in fire departments.
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>>699847167
I don't know if I plan on staying with this job for long. I'm relatively young, so I still have a good while to decide.
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>>699847199
wheres the damage control? my pedals move forward
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>>699847484
I lost
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>>699847387
I think a sociopath would be perfect for the job.
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>>699847081

Then you are doing it right by venting here instead. imho

Aftermath is one thing. Privacy is another.

It's probably political and the nakedness is just an excuse to pass the law.
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>>699847495
Love America, where you still can be picky....
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>>699847495
Bro, cops are first responders. They're usually first on scene dealing with gore before we get there.
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>>699847637
What direction do your training wheels go?
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>>699847595
like I said nigger, dox or fuck off.
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>>699847688
well then you're probably a sociopath, just sayin.
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>>699847777
Quads confirm samefag edgelord.
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>>699847771
directly into your mother gaping asshole
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>>699847760
So when I kill myself, they'll first call the cops and then the meds? Is that correct?
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>>699846504
Sorry bro...
I don't believe in god but your doing >>699846505
gods work anon
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>>699847881
SCENE SAFE
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>>699847760
Trust me I know. I was regarding the overall job of an EMT.
>>699847712
Ikr. Fucking Merica.
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>>699847777
check an edge ass nigga
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>>699847885
this.
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>>699838310
That's heavy bro. You deserve all the praise for doing the rest of us a solid. Thanks man.
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>>699847881
Depends on how. A gunshot and cops are first. Hanging or OD it's whoever gets there first.
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>>699838310
Someone has to do it, you have what it takes. life's hard.
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>>699847885
Didn't mean to put that second link in
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>>699847971
i see. thx.

I cannot stand the cops of my town, I wouldn't like if they were the ones carring things out, well, who cares at that point anyway.
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>>699847688
Perfect for dealing with the trauma, but terrible in many other aspects.
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>>699847199
Kids do die. What sense does it make to say, "Kids shouldn't die"? It makes no sense.

>>699847226
But this edgelord is a fucking human-shaped pile of shit.
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>>699847914
You won't do it
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>>699847597

I know. EMTB in Army training, no field experience.

Cringe every time I see one of these rekt threads or YouTube video where someone moves an injured person.

Raising awareness could help. Darwinism still works though.

What would that kid have done with that arm but emulate his father ?
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>>699847863
Kek well played kemosabe
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>>699847387
That's why I said if he can't. If he pulls through, then he is "manning up". Though I may have interpreted that anon's words differently than you.

>Anybody who went without any emotional support is most likely a sociopath and not the type of person you'd want caring for you or a loved one in a life or death situation.


I was a medic in Africa. I'm no sociopath, but after a while, you can learn to just switch off. You still have to deal with it later, but it gets pretty easy to put it from my mind and deal with it off the clock. It's just a job. The key is, imo, to remove all the sanctity of human life out of the equation. Just treat it like a job you want to do well. Don't think more than you have to, and just put everything you have into the task at hand. I've seen some really fucked up shit, but I don't lose sleep over it any more. Shit happens. The noises they sometimes make was a bit trickier to deal with than the images though, especially children. But even that stopped being an issue most of the time.
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>>699847688
This. They would do the job at hand without any emotional issues dragging them down.
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>>699847619
Most sociopaths aren't gore-obsessed. They just don't really care either way.
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>>699848250
>any more
>most of the time
Man up you weak faggot.
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>>699838310
Just remember that you're doing a good job and you matter.
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>>699848118
It doesn't have to make sense, it's a shitty fact that children die but you don't have to live your life saying "that's an immature and stupid mindset" when someone wishes they didn't. Just because it happens doesn't mean it has to feel fair or right, and trying to escape that fact by wishing it weren't true isn't a immature mindset, especially for someone that has to confront it head on, it's a coping mechanism, and a pretty mild one at that.
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>>699848296
As a self-treated one who could show no empathy for anyone,

I can attest to that.
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>>699847777
Quads have spoken. Sorry >>699847595, but without proof you're just another faggot.
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>>699848358
I separated the gore-obsessed and sociopaths into two different sets of peeps, but I could have been more clear.
Fucking English
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>>699843803
Kek what a faggot...kill yourself
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>>699848489
>>699848489
I work as a part time shit slinger at the local farm. Do I matter?
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>be on emergency response team for my workplace (factory)
>every time someone gets injured, I'm a first responder

Mostly it's just people that get too drunk the night before and need to be carted off the factory floor because they can't stand or walk, and we don't need their asses getting hit by a forklift or something

sometimes you see some fucked up shit though.
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>>699848250
>>699848296
OP here. This isn't completely correct. Sometimes your humanity is what helps you. We had a drowned kid call and police had already started CPR when I got there so I took over. They said call it. My partner said call it. His mother's cries kept me pumpin' and I swear a full minute later his heart started beating and he ended up pulling through. If I was a sociooath or turned otf I would've stopped CPR and he would've died.
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>>699848419
Well, I quit a long time ago. But if I didn't, I know I'd be trying too.
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>>699848625
yes
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>>699844384
you can on /gif/
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>>699848522
I honestly feel sorry for sociopaths. But most aren't idiots so I don't fear them either.
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>>699848587
Gotcha. And yeah, English can suck a dick.
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>>699843803
Biggest fail of the thread. I hope your mother chokes to death.
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>>699848655
This is the exact type of thing I had in mind, OP is the sort of guy I'd want hopping out of the ambulance to help me
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>>699846865
>dozens
>28,000 emts employed just in canada

you really are one of a kind arent you, pumpkin?
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>>699838310
OP, You need to take some time off for yourself. I've been in EMS long enough to know burnout when I see it. Shit happens to good innocent people, your where there to help and (from the sounds of it) saved that boy's life. But you need to get a break from this constant shit show every now and then.
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>>699848775
We're not. Most of the time, we work like snakes in the grass. Attack when we know not to, can get away with it, and make sure no one knows it was us.
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>>699848548
tits for you
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>>699843649
>>699846357

A 12 year old doesn't have that insight. You're a nigger. And yes kids do die it happens everyday. You're missing the point you extra nigger.
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>>699848856
Here and I re-read >>699847619.
You were clear af, I just misread what you said and omitted the word "and" like a massive faggot. Gotta say, this hydrocodone is a double edged sword.
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>>699848889

Not if the OP can help it !!!
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>>699848937
No no, really. I meant dozens, literally. I know all the EMS in USA and I spoke to that number, there are dozens of us.

Sarcasm doesn't exist on the internet.
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>ITT: premed faggots and regular-flavored faggots shitting on the guys responsible for keeping them from dying after a car crash

>ITT: Poor guy saw a kid with his arm ripped off irl, unfortunately chose not to give pics, and wants to vent a little

>ITT: ideological cock measuring contests
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>>699848655
Point made. Though unless there was some other pressing issue I'd continue 'till my arms gave out even if I didn't care about them. I put all my empathy into the principle of the job rather than the people. But again, you do make a damn good point.
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>>699848937
>People who feel emotions shouldn't do hard jobs because they will let out steam harmlessly
>All EMTs should be robot people
Again, the anon is cancer.
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>>699848973
Then what was the point triple nigger
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>>699838310
took me too long to figure out you are a medic.
thought you went paragliding or parachuting and got some kid in a car accident.
fuck im retarded
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>>699849085
"dozens" is not the word i would have gone for if you were trying to be sarcastic, you just threw water on your own argument.
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>>699838310

Quit. No one needs you being burned out. You're weak, and that isn't the profession for you.

RN, tier 1 trauma unit.

>>699840321

You're a moron, and hopefully will never work in healthcare. Your opinion, like those of non-healthcare workers and EMT's, do not matter
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>>699848774
It feels weird just linking a YLYL on /gif/ just to do that. I also have some .mp4s from full ch4n. Can they be posted on /gif/?
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>>699838310
ahh OP. I worked the 3rd shift ER for a year in the bad part of a big city. Let me sing you the song of my people.

>stab wounds
>beatings
>gun shots
my personal favorite
>diabetic necrosis that smells like road kill
>maggots on festering leg wounds
>lots and lots of bed bugs

I never had to deal with the screams of the dying though. Just the screams of the people who wanted drugs and would suck 15 dicks for a quick shot of Dilaudid.
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>>699848966
Checking my own dubs. Thanks for the dubs and quads tonite.
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>>699838310
How long have you been in that line of work?
In a high stress emotionally impacting job like that im sure after a few years everyone goes through this.
Have you talked to any other people you work with or your seniors about it? like how they handled it or whatnot.
I know im probably saying shit you already know but.
might just be time you know? theres only so much trauma you can take before something breaks that takes decades to repair.
Not to sound ominous or anything. Just saying ive seen it before and some people go from the person they've always been to bam, completely different
>>699842426
how the fuck would he keep his arm if he ejected out of the vehicle and it was ripped off/crushed
fuck are you on about
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>>699849213

i will never know how you concluded that message based on the post you replied to.
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>>699849270
Looking for reasons to discount people who know more than you just so you can cling to your ignorance.

Good work Trump voter
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>>699839468
Yeah I didn't know this going in and I studied my ass off of the test. I got to questions where I had no idea what was even being asked - the medical vocab was way the hell out of my ledge. Thought for sure I failed that test because these questions just kept comming and I just kept guessing. Never been so disappointed and then so happy when I found out I passed. Really wish they would give out scores or at least tell you the level you maxed out on.
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>>699849317

>bad part of a big city

So some rinky-dink podunk shit town.

>diabetic necrosis that smells like road kill

necrosis doesn't smell like road kill, you've, at best, seen it from afar, or are embellishing
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>>699848966
Sweet, thanks, anon. Have some in return.
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>>699849292
>RN, tier 1 trauma unit.
LMAO
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>>699848960
...
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>>699849317
Interestingly enough, I've never had diabetic nercosis. Gunshots, stabs, ODd for days but I've lucked out as far as maggots.
I haven't heard screams of death but I've definitely heard death rattles in my wagon and there is nothing more fucking chilling. Didn't sleep the first time I watched a teenager with multiple GSW to the abdomen start rattling. Fuck me.
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>>699845282
Shuthefuckup 2000
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>>699849511
hahaha I legit know this girl
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>>699849348
It was utmost impressive.
Well done old chap!
>Checkem
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>>699849186
/b/ is a wonderful place.
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>>699840058
Kids don't understand half the time, which makes things difficult when you are treating them. It also forces us to recognize that shitty things happen to innocent people.
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>>699848960
ay fam u sound like a naruto cosplaying cardboard ninja star faggot
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>>699849292
>i feel at liberty to criticize the performance of someone whose job i do not do myself
>being an RN means i have a big cock, right?

have fun with your gay pink scrubs, faggot
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>>699849554
I may have said it wrong, but you get the kist.

>>699849686
I could write for days if I wanted to, but I saved everyone the trouble by writing it in symbolism, you faggot.
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>>699849583
I hate the fact that her tits never look good in the porn she does.
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>>699849526

I laugh frequently, too, but I never pussy out like OP or several other posters in this thread.

How many tier 1's are there in the U.S.? Where am I? Dun dun dun
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>>699849186

Not to mention

>trollception 2016
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>>699849675
This x9000. I've had kids with bursting internal organs tell me they just feel dizzy and have a tummy ache. I've also seen the result of a drunk driving accident with the only person injured a 4 year old girl that couldn't understand why she couldn't move her body. Made we wanna fuckin' cry then rip the drunkard's fucking head off.
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>>699849414
>anon implies that the number of good emts is measured in dozens
>literally 200-300 emt turnover every week in just the states
> >50,000 actively working emts in north america
>dozens
>divisions of 12
>12
>50000

yeah im definitely the one with the lack of information here, my bad.
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>>699845761
Probably lurks rekt thread and thinks he's immune to rl gore....poor little kid
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>>699849586
My loves
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>>699849498
Nigga you dumb. Taken from Google.

"Gangrene is caused by a critically insufficient blood supply (e.g., peripheral vascular disease) or infection. It is associated with diabetes and long-term tobacco smoking. This condition most commonly occurs in the lower extremities (legs and feet)."

Smelled like road kill to me. Poor bastard had his feet rotting off of his body. I had to try and cover the smell with industrial strength air freshener and coffee grounds that I had collected from the nurses stations.
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>>699838310

I worked with a number of ex-parafags. Shits harsh.
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>>699842426
Guy flys out a window and his arm is gone on arrival.

Yeah blame the paramedic
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>>699849781
>its just symboulism
>im a supourb writah
>i speak with a british accent despite hailing from southourn Minnesouta
>i put "ou" into words instead of just "o" like armour, colour, flavour
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>>699849852
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>699849852

You only gotta get spit in the eye once.

Confidence makes you the asshole.

Try respecting people.
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>>699842426
As an EMS professional I'm telling you to FUCK OFF and GTFO. This medic just save this boy's life and dealing with this shit on a constant basis tears most people up inside. If you work in EMS I would expect that you off all people would understand.
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>>699849726

I'm sorry, are you upset? Did I hurt your EMT feelings?

I'm sorry you scrape people up and bring them in unstable so real people can stabilize them because you're not trained to do that.

Being an RN in a tier 1 trauma unit means I have a normal sized cock, but a lot of experience, and ignoring that one thing I know absolutely is that OP's whining is a sign that he needs to leave his work for the safety of his future patients.

My scrubs are black, actually.
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>>699845333
"Throw me a life jacket man! I'm drowning!"

"Sorry. I'm not trained in water rescue"

Blub blub bl... Drowns
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>>699849852
Even techs do more than RNs in traumas. All they do is push meds through IVs that the paramedics already established. A monkey could do that. And then the doctors do everything else. Go back to your computer, scribe slave.
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>>699850026
>>699842426

Does this count as dubs guise ?
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>>699850052
Please, continue insulting me. I've other shit to worry about.
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>>699844724
So people when they're teenagers are more than capable of controlling their hormones. Must have been tough for you, being on the whim of your emotions all the time to be incapable of driving? I put 150 hours of driving behind me before I got the chance to drive on my own.
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Op here. What I miss

>lions
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>>699849569
I dealt with a fair amount of beatings, stabbings, and gunshots. We sometimes would get people who would drive up in cars, dump a person and yell MUH NIGGA BEN SHOT! then skid off.

sigh, code assist.
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>>699843596
Oh, your a med student :D You'll be humbled soon enough. Just remember this little comment when you finally break.
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>>699850133
Yeah. My dad was a doc and said RN's are glorified spoons (because they administer meds and nothing more).
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>>699850104

I agree with>>699842426

EMT should have saved the arm, but lack of experience and being emotionally overwhelmed clouded his judgement. I've seen it. This is my point- the EMT needs to quit.
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>>699838310
>car accident
>No seat belt
>ejection
>right arm gone
Natural selection is a beautiful thing. Now that he's a freak because he has bad parents he will be less likely to breed.
>Less idiot babies.
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>>699842798
>premed school
>thinks he knows shit

shit son, im 4 years into medschool, and even I know, that I still dont know shit yet..
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>>699850133
You sound like the worst type of person
I imagine you're horrible in real life but not the hot shit you say you are.
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>>699850253
somehow I knew you were gonna say "I've" instead of "I have" or "I got"
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>>699841908
Underrated post
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>>699840321
>The thing about kids is they shouldn't die.
[Citation needed]
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>>699843098
There are two types of nurses, the big kind that are dumb as shit, and the little kind. You married the wrong kind.
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>>699850166
Gave me a good chuckle there m8

The issue was that it was in a fast-flowing and deep river. We would risk our own deaths if we had attempted to walk/swim out there and rescue him.
Oh well. He tied a cooler to his leg while tubing down it during spring run-off, he had it coming.
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>>699850104

Thank you. It's pretty shitty actually.

>>699850133

That's funny. Doctors respect me far more than the shit RNS that wipe asses.

>lions
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>>699843309

They do exactly that in the Army Med Corps.

We had to take EMT and nursing classes combined.

Lots of the guys there go on to be flight medics.
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>>699850371
If you're going to say shit on the internet and not attempting to be humorous, use proper grammar, and use your goddamn brain.

That's what I believe at least.
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>>699850283

hey op you got any more humble bundles to post? maybe it would take your mind off the shit you saw tonight
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>>699850104
The kid was literally coding when AEMS got him. I doubt he survived. OP said so himself.
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>>699850133
>ER nurse that acts like a fucking prick and lacks tenderness for traumatized patients detected

Sounds like OP isn't the only one who should jump ship
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>>699850172

Hahahaha oh that's some rich shit

>techs do more than RN's in traumas

ok, how much experience do you have working in a tier 1 trauma unit? 1 tech for every 10 pts, and then they only clean up after us. You do understand that the nature of a trauma unit is to stabilize then transfer? pts don't stay long at all. They're in, they're out. Tell me what techs do in your tier 5 trauma unit.

>>699850064

You assume working in a tier 1 unit that I've never been assaulted? Hahahaha oh wow, you're in the country, an extreme rural area, and isolated from the rest of the world, aren't you?
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>>699838310
"I don't know what happened but I found him like this and he's pretty fucked up, it looks like he hit his head and his ribs and god fuck I don't know (care)"
- Sincerely, security guards everywhere.
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>>699850309

Sure he was, kid. Any provider in a hospital knows better. Good try though, 1/10 for bait
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>>699846721
>>699846868

Autism, meet Autism.
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>>699850371
>If you're going to say shit on the internet and not attempting to be humorous
>If you're going to say shit and not attempting to be humorous
>use proper grammar

You're a fucking treat, anon
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>>699850613
Omfg if this guy says tier 1 again...
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>>699850667
I know this is 4chan and muh disclaimer but I swear to you my dad was a doctor and used to call RN's that all the time, "spoons". He also used to say GOMER for old people and VIPs for frequent fliers.
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>>699850824
Gomer? I understand vips and spoons but fucking gomer pyle?
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>>699847127
Shoulder deep in your sister.
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>>699850766
ah dammit, responded to the wrong one, it's hard to pick the right one when your sides are in low orbit

>>699850542
see>>699850766
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>>699850613
There are multiple tier 1 trauma centers near me. I've worked in two of them. RNs are only doctor bitches. They push meds and that's it. The techs that work in the trauma ward have to be paramedics and have experience. They are the ones getting down in there actually handling the patient, starting IVs, drawing blood, etc. You can't even intubate. You are nothing more than a med pushing monkey that waits for a doctor's orders.

And when there's no trauma in the ward, it's a dumping ground for drunks and combative patients where you get to be the bitch for the day.
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>>699850912
Get outta my emergency room.
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>>699850766
Doesn't help any points I've made since weed is in my system but again, you understand what I'm saying.
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>>699850554

Nah but I can do one more. Jumping this thread though. Not good for a giveaway.

>>699850573

He was Alive when I handed off. Not sure if he still is. News will clarify in a few days.

>>699850605

Nah. Love my job too much.

>>699850613

You keep saying tier 1. You are either retarded or not in ems. They are classified as level 1, 2 and 3

If anything. You're a level 3 trauma nurse. Pretty much a bandaid station.

>Lions
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>>699850355

Never claimed to be hot shit, I only claimed that OP needs to get out of his job. He doesn't have the emotional capacity for it. Why is this in doubt?

It's nice you keep attributing extra meaning to what my original statement was, but it still stands: OP is weak, he has a high potential for harm to his future pts. He needs to leave.

>>699850519

Are you mad? I doubt you get any more respect from a provider than the few minutes it takes for you to stumble into the ER or trauma, like a bull in a china shop, and get out. Your job, by nature, doesn't provide you with a lot of one on one with healthcare workers. This isn't an episode of nurse jackie where EMT's fall in love with errant nurses, this is real life.

Unless my theory is correct, you are in an isolated rural area.
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>>699845333
>>699850166
Rivers can be fucking fast anon, i understand the guys plight but potentially losing more people to MAYBE save one guy isnt great odds especially if you're not trained in proper technique
it happens heaps around here at the beaches. Some fucktard gets caught in a rip and their partner or parent go out to get them, both of them try to swim against the current and exhaust themselves. Or people get dashed off the rocks when fishing and get fucked that way.
Good part is theres always gonna be a surfboard somewhere so chances are they are gonna be saved but what i mean is, if you dont know exactly what to do, and you could be endangering your life, dont bother and find someone who does know what to do.
Unless its cpr
Piss easy to remember, compressions, tilt the head back, blow, check, blow check
iirc its 30 comp to two breaths
seriously seen blue people pulled from the water and within a minute they're breathing again.
EVERYONE should learn CPR
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>>699850613

You're assuming Dunning Kruger.

I'm saying you could get HIV or herpies from some idiot.
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>>699850818
dropping some tier 1 amine
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>>699850944
Waist deep in your daughter.
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>>699849949
>50,000
>taking the number 12 literally for this long
Listen here, lady friend. I have worked clinical, ambulance, and dispatch. I have taught classroom instruction and skills both. I have personally fished out toilet twins (in a hospital, no less - the nursed were too busy crying). I have listened to the final breath of strangers and my own father. I have seen more in my lifetime than you wish you could handle.

NO ONE LIKES PEOPLE LIKE OP. None of us. His attitude is toxic, because we have appropriately distanced ourselves from the things we see. Do you know what OP is? He is an attention whore. He thinks the job is supposed to suck, and he LOVES that you feel bad for how hard his life is.

Have you ever had a child code on you? OF COURSE YOU HAVE NOT! Have I? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW because I am not the fucking attention whore that OP is.

Let me be clear again to OP. You need to leave the industry so the rest of us can do our fucking jobs without you pussies dragging us down.
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Guise. I swear I'm tier 1 super nurse. I did a heart transplant just yesterday on a handicapped dolphin.
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>>699850613

I don't know how exactly it works in the medical field, but in my line of work, it's often the best/most talented people who naturally exude humility and confidence by way of having nothing to prove to anyone else. This kind of behavior is indicative of B-class professionals (i.e. the kinds of people who stopped growing because they had it all figured out). They park themselves resolutely in an OK position and wonder why people keep passing them by. Keep shooting for the middle!
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>>699850824

So you read House of God, picked up a term (GOMER), and now that proves what?

You sound mad, and more so because you're unable to prove my original assertion wrong: OP needs to quit his job. His pts are at risk.
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>>699850990
It's obviously an early sign of marijuana overdosing, but anyway, if you're going to criticize the grammar of someone, don't fuck your own grammar up
that just makes you more hilarious than you already were
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>>699850312
I think that OP was saying that he lost the arm before he got there, might be wrong tho
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>>699850312
so somehow he was to save an arm that was fully dismembered before he even got to the scene. like the only way he'd have done that would be to have prevented the accident from occurring, notwithstanding you have no clue of the circumstances of said accident or what could have been done, or how bad it was. perhaps you need to quit life?
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>>699850818

I shop at Tier 1 Imports.
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>>699851138
>op feels bad, op is a faggot
>this nigga feels nothing, this nigga is superior

Do you see how dumb you actually are? Heaven forbid those in the medial fields feel anything at all right?
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>>699851007

Incorrect. I've been in an urban area (400k+ residents) for about 2 years now. Fun thing is (since you keep talking about traumas.) Our trauma docs will plow through any resident not wanting to listen to me. Our level 1 Is a teaching hospital so we get a lot of respect.

>lions
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>>699851194
Huh, never knew it was in a book. Like it or not, that's what he used to say. Don't you have some motrin to administer, spoon?
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>>699851280
What am I trying to prove? I don't care.

Hell, let's go for a beer. Fuck being enemies.

You win this debate if that's what you want.
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>>699851160

So now you've devolved your argument, being unable to prove that my original assertion was incorrect (OP should quit his job), into something on your perception of civility.

And if people don't match your ideals of civility, then they're nothing.

Ok, good for your perceptions. All you know is me on here. You think I'm being arrogant, but you are being naive, and it suggests a lack of experience in life and in what healthcare workers do.

Perceptions are fun.
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>>699851320
Not feeling nothing, just capable of doing my job without being a wet blanket on my partners.

Try being part of a job like this and see what I mean
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>>699851313
TIER1TIER1TIER1!!!
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>>699851297
You are correct. Arms was long gone before I got there. Finding it would have been detrimental to patient care.

>lions
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>>699851422
>calling it a fucking debate on /b/
>enemies with someone you don't fucking know

nigger this is exactly what I'm talking about
unclench and quit being such a tryhard faggot
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>>699851438
does your hospital supply the stick you have up your ass, or do you have to pay for it out of pocket?
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>>699851537
I don't even know. Was it a debate? It doesn't fucking matter.

Hell, was he an enemy? He seemed to hate me, according to /pol/, that's an enemy.

So fuck it. Why can't we be friends? I've no reason o fight.
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>>699844129
"shows up with my boyfriend"
"points at dad on the stretcher"
>"his son"
gay fag conf rimed
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>>699838310
Nice to see you back here man! Sorry your thread turned to shit, hope your night is quiet dude.
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>>699851458
>does his job just fine
>vents once at home and work is over
>what a fucking wet blanket
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>>699851438

Well that post you quoted was my first post to you, so no argument was devolved. You truly are arrogant. I have plenty of life experience, as I'm sure you do. The difference is the presence or absence of humility. If you're even remotely as negative in real life as you make yourself out to be on an anonymous form, then I'm correct in my measure of you. And btw - humility is a fairly universal measure of ability. People just don't behave like you at the top.
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