YLYL thread
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YLYL thread
>>699824780
15 year olds are the ones who approach me. they care nothing about age so I guess that is the joke?
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>>699825071
suuuure they do bud.
>>699825480
I don't have to prove it to you, and don't really see why it matters to you if they do or don't. Just go out, make a lot of money, go to the gym, go clubbing and you'll find out your self.
>>699825680
Kek grow up
>>699825680
But you're an American so you can't enjoy it.
That's one of my few complaints about this country. The backwards retarded age of consent laws and how fucking idiotic people get when you're dealing with "CHILDREEEENNN" who are actually 16 or 17 years old.
>>699824780
>too late this is way too funny and anyone who looks at it will laugh without mercy because it's too too funny
>>699825680
>fucks 15 year olds
>doesn't see the problem
>>699825071
> 15 year olds are the ones who approach me.
Because an overweight neckbeard is at the peak of sexyness when they're fresh from the basement, right?
>>699824780
Sweet mother of fuck.
Shotgun Shuffle made it to 4chan.
Steve?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y26N61s-7Q
>>699824780
Someone drew this.
>>699826099
>sees a problem with 15 year old, sexually mature people, having sex
Your moral views aren't just wrong, they're literally harmful to society
>>699826342
>drew
>>699826545
anyone who has sexual thoughts before the age of 18 has been ruined by society and will never contribute anything
Threads been derailed kek fuck you OP
>>699826342
>drew
>>699826545
dude you're a fucking degenerate
>>699826674
I... I don't believe you actually think that.
Milo thread? Milo thread.
>I'm incapable of saying "no" to another human being, I just spout out my age loudly and don't look at them. Just because I'm 18 now doesn't mean I should have to change. FEMINISM
>>699826545
Nigga what?
You tell me where it is legal for a 24 year old guy to fuck a 15 year old. I'm just assuming OP's age.
Most of us are probably adults here.
>>699826827
Nice bait, here's your (you)
>>699826099
Whats the problem?
15 yr olds are sooo damn tight
>>699827040
Uh, most European nations? Most first world countries? Just about every country with a higher human development index than the United States?
>>699826846
I do. Nothing good has ever come from indoctrinating children into fucking each other. Instead of thinking about all that STD-ridden pussy/cock/ass people would be inventing new medicines and technology.
this is a shit tier ylyl holy fuck
>>699827582
Well i mean. its not reeaallly your fault that youre borderline retarded.
But maybe just lurk? instead of saying stuff?
>>699827282
>no hands
>probably has that hair daily
>mfw
>>699825680
cunt you're fucked aye
>>699827777
Quads detected and respected.
>>699825071
>>699825680
>>699825904
>>699826545
>>699827086
>>699827262
I came here to laugh, not cringe
>>699827410
Ya mon
>>699824780
How /b/ went to jail
>>699827777
nice quads friendo
>>699828348
I'm not your friend, buddy
>>699828500
I'm not buddy, pal
>>699828500
I'm not your buddy, pal
>>699828500
Im not your buddy, pal
>>699828633
I'm not your pal, compadre
>>699828716
i'm not your compadre, homie
>>699828633
no fucking way. Some homo coming up in here stealing my meme and doing it wrong
>>699828710
>>699828650
>>699828633
>>699828500
Are we fucking reddit now?
>>699826857
I still don't get how he bought eggs in Malta for 7 cents each and sold them at a profit for 4 cents.
>>699828795
I'm not your homie, fam
funny shit fam
>>699825680
>15 year olds in the club
Kek
>>699829008
that's it, i'm done. i've been watching the decline of ylyl threads for too long now and THIS IMAGE IN PARTICULAR has sealed the deal for me. i just can't take the cancer anymore. i'm going to stop using /b/ and take up a hobby, maybe try to actually do something with my fucking life
>>699829048
i'm not your fam tbh fam
https://youtu.be/ikJzi-66zC0
>>699829072
lost toward the end
>>699826562
>>699826810
He means the OP picture retards
>>699827262
No.
Not a single first world country has the age of consent at 15.
>>699828994
" At the beginning of the novel, it is merely a system that gets fresh eggs to his mess hall by buying them in Sicily for one cent, selling them to Malta for four and a half cents, buying them back for seven cents, and finally selling them to the mess halls for five cents."
For a profit of 1.5 cents each.
>>699829666
just stop
>>699829626
safe
>>699829626
Horrible...
>>699829560
>tfw lounging in a pile of poo
>>699829181
See you in a week, /b/ro
>>699829666
u is the devil
>>699829181
>>/DIY/
>>699826131
in all fairness, I'm 34 but I look so young I still get ID'd buying booze....
... fluttery-eyed 15 year old girls prey on me all the time, and honestly they give me the creeps. I avoid them like plague.
>>699809309
>>699830001
i believe that you believe this
>>699826545
Pedos do more mental gymnastics than tumblrites, what the fuck.
>>699827042
>i was merely pretending to be a pedophile.
>>699829072
Lost.
>>699830108
>>699830179
>16-17 year olds
>"pedophile"
Are you fucking retarded? We aren't talking about fucking kids here.
>>699829181
Kek
You'll be back here tomorrow. We always come back
This thread sucks, i'm gonna post some porn.
What do you guys want to see?
>>699830313
und
>>699830313
Pkm anon
>>699830313
Zld
>>699829626
ahahaahaa
>>699830366
>>699829072
knew it
>>699829072
Damn dude. The effort is real
>>699830313
all the porn
>>699829666
Okay okay okay...math time:
You buy an egg for one cent.
That's -1 cent per egg.
Then you sell them for 4.5 cents.
That's 3.5 cents.
Then you buy them back for 7 cents.
That's -3.5 cents.
Finally, you sell them for 5 cents.
That's 1.5 cents per egg.
What I don't get is, why not just sell them to the mess hall for 5 cents, and make a profit of 4 cents?
Fucking idiots is this what is done in Socialist countries or something? Do they have to launder the eggs for some reason? Hell they could argue that since it's going straight from Sicily to the mess hall in less time, it'd be worth an additional cent, making it a profit of 5 cents!!!
Fuck eggs. Fuck you.
>>699830313
>>699830473
give me some of that zld bb
>>699827582
>>699827777
quads of truth right here. I was sexually aware by the time I was 6, I got in shit at school for letting girls touch my dick. You know what I grew into? A human being that is attracted to other human beings roughly my own age. Just because I started early doesnt make me fucked up, it just means I had more time to process it all before I ever got to swing that sledgehammer
>>699829072
Ayy
>>699829626
fuck you and your gay shit
>>699830441
>>699830648
>>699830508
It's a parody of capitalism. What's good for Minderbinder is good for America. The business of government is business. Also, no, you have to eat all of the eggs and then you can leave.
>>699829072
Dick
>>699830971
wow, that's shit, how about we go over to "lel"
>>699829626
Not again..
this is now a mr mayhem thread
>>699829626
Fag
>>699830545
Is the middle east the ultimate cuck machine?
>mudslimes get oil
>have money to hire more muslimes
>attack non-mudslimes
>get rekt
>cry
>Have to keep doing it because they have more money to hire more mudslimes
>>699829626
tsk
>>699831207
YES
>>699829072
Kek
I am here faggots
>>699830313
more und
>>699831020
Twice in one thread, fuck off.
the samefaggotry and cancer is this thread is unbelievable
>>699831441
this
>>699830313
pkm
>>699831408
tdk
>>699828500
And hes not your buddy guy
>>699829666
It's all so suddenly lucid. Thanks, man.
>>699831720
>how to try too hard: the image
>>699829181
somebody screencap this and start using it as a reaction image
>>699831441
>>699831691
I don't have my undertail.
>>699830508
You don't get it. They want FRESH EGGS.
Not eggs that have been shipped and are old.
>>699829072
effort
>>699831720
"sex: every night"
>>699830108
Kek
Tumblrina detected
Ofc you would see an issue with guys wanting to have sex with tight young bodies over yours
Women are litterally the reason there is a 18 age limit.
To put men on a leash.
>>699832100
Oh good. I can add to my shit.
>>699830508
This dipshit..
Fucking troll. Why the hell wold you sell it to the mess hall and make 4 cents when you could simply buy them from yourself and make 6 cents?
>>699829626
Kys
>>699830473
>>699830523
>>699830575
>>699830666
>>699830750
>>699830803
This art style would be pretty hot if it wasn't this shit
>>699824780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFCfkpRdck
>>699831207
What is the sauce on this
>>699825680
Shut the fuck up you furfag, you do not go to the gym, you do not make a lot of money, and you don't go clubbing. Stop acting like you're not a basement dweller.
>tfw kids in this bread
>>699830899
That kids gonna go places
>>699825680
hey i see you reeled in a bunch of replies and i wanted to give you one more, good job.
cant even get a good YLYL thread anymore.. tf is wrong with this place
im out of pokemon.
Whats next
>>699832190
Diddling kids has gotten you in trouble longer than women have had the right to vote. And before it was in law, people would just get together and hang the fag for it.
> reference to prior to modern moral thought
great. go live in a war torn hell hole and you can enjoy the same freedom today. you fucking retard.
>>699832973
you suck too many dicks thats whats wrong
>>699829626
Ass
>>699830001
>when you actually start to believe the lies you constantly tell yourself
>>699828994
I yearn for you tragically R.O. Shipman
>>699833161
why do you reduce it to diddling kids? a 15 year old is capable of having sex, i'm sure it happened all the time in the past and nothing bad happened to them for it.
What's next guys.
I need more of him
>>699830508
No, see, Milo Minderbinder actually works in the mess hall. So, the eggs getting moved around is good for everyone, especially Milo.
Sooooo derailed. Lost.
>>699829497
If only there was some site that would allow you to fact check before you post..
>>699829072
You're a fucking worthless sack of shit
but I still lost.
>>699829072
Oi u cheeki breeki
>>699833615
just do it, this thread is already trash
>>699828556
Nice try fag
>>699829626
nigger
>>699833459
sometimes the anticipation is worse then the spanking itself
>>699833693
Ow, i was wrong
>>699833615
>not gonna post it all
>implying you even have the rest saved.
NO BALLS
>>699831585
Sauce?
>>699833374
Sorry. Used to arguing with people in loli threads and just saw a general underage is a-ok post flit by. 15 is traditionally fine, and nearly legal in half the US today. I'd buy two.
/ I'm in the loli threads to fap to tasty 2d, duh
>>699833615
i thought about saving this whole thing just to shitpost in ylyl threads, but then i realized i don't want that shit anywhere near my hard drive
>>699828556
look this guy
>>699829626
god fuck
>>699833789
>used to arguing with people in loli threads
Please don't ever stop saying this.
>>699829626
Fuck u
>>699825071
>they care nothing about age
This not true they care that you can by alcohol and drugs for them to mooch off
>>699831020
Ruined what was otherwise some decent creepypasta with your faggoty bullshit
>>699827086
Just like handcuffs and the jail cell.
>>699827933
Fucking lost God damn it
>>699833615
>>699833979
>>699834019
>>699834067
>>699834116
somebody toss this faggot into the oven already
>>699830313
Oh wow, so I'm NOT the only one who abbreviates my porn folders.
>>699833789
is he... eating walnuts?
lol
>>699833789
NOT THE ROOM WITH A MOOSE
>>699834389
Don't want that shit showing up in your searches while your friend is over.
>>699827933
I've fucking seen this a million times in the past. Forgot about it. Lost my shit anyway.
>>699829626
His fucking face.
