Loli voice acting thread
I will be reading all requests, listen too me reading too them here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Q4QA4FqLQ
>>699824430
Never seen this, say "aay lmao"
"Anon-kun, please lick my asshole. Get your tongue right in there. Yeah. ~mmm"
Please and thank you.
So what's everybody drinking tonight?
>>699824430
Gonna cum buckets show feet more
"Extra virgin olive oil"
Im horny af, can I ask you to moan a lot?
>>699824607
Water only, because I'm waiting until marriage to have alcohol.
>>699824430
I like water
Why do I find this so hilarious?
Rules are made to be broken... like buildings! Or people!
>>699824856
No this is funny af lol
Say 'Just like your mom! Oh shit!"
"Chris Hanson is here get under the bed."
Seriously, last thread made me need a fap. Watching your stream while I'm at it. How often do you get yourself off?
>>699824846
that's gay
>>699824856
Your sense of humor is in tune with all the right memes.
>>699824430
"Pepe, could you please leave so that Wojak feels comfortable coming back to the party?"
"Donald-kun is such a baka"
"I told my boyfriend he was a pedophile, he said that was a pretty big word for an 11 year old!"
>>699824826
record it op! voocaroo it op
Harambe lives on in our souls.
You still need to drink bong water Enkidu.
It is no nation we inhabit, but a language
Cheerwine is the best soda.
Make America Great Again!
Vote ツ Enkidu ツ for president!
Also fuck the captchas, seriously.
the fuck is this
"Donald Trump is my spirit animal"
If you can record this, please do.
>>699825189
Get a 4chinz pass :^)
>>699825204
Magic on stream.
Rei is best girl!
Roar....! Roar....! Roar...!
The Japs deserved Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>699825133
fuck off with your cheap soda
>>699825244
Does it cost money? Serious question because I'm too lazy to use google.
sing the guitar part of Seven Nation Army
Bush did nine eleven
>>699824430
"FUCK NIGGERS"
I love you you faggot
>>699825344
Double dubs.
I love you ash.
Say: I love you, j-chan.
Magic: The Gathering is a game for regular people.
>>699825344
I think it's ~$5.
>>699825245
some good shit
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
GET good kid!
"NIGGERS, JEWS, BAD NEWS"
Aren't you on a phone? Record on a computer at the same time. Then again i have a lot of things
Also
You're proof girls don't hate our kind
>>699824430
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hiroshima was a nuclear job and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy commie
Brandon,scott,mitcheal,jt, are fucking niggers and they suck at metal gear solid
Teen drinking is very very bad :^)
rape me and get me pregnant onii-chan
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
I support the final solution to the jewish problem
Holy shit a talking skeleton
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
"WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MEAN GENE? IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE TO BE STICKING THE SAUSAGE TO A ROBOT, BUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE KNOW, OH THEY KNOW IT DUDE, THEY KNOW THAT WHEN A PRETTY SLORE WANTS TO FEEL THE THIRD LEGDROP OF DOOM IN HER STINK HOLE, WELL BRAH, THE HULKSTER DOESN’T NEED TO BE ASKED TWICE!
DO YOU HEAR THAT GENE-O? OH YEAH ROBOT DUDE, WHATCHA GOONA DO…WHEN HULKAMANIA EJACULATES ON YOU?”"
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor ["whore" - dirty version],
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do shit for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.
>>699825528
God fucking damnit.
I hate niggers I hate jews, I hate spics and arabs too. Go ahead and try to sue.
>>699825616
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
>>699825636
Holy shit a talking fleshie
I love Niggers. Just kidding, nobody loves Niggers.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
>>699825636
Holy shit a talking fleshie
Also, I am a filthy homestuck
install gentoo for me, anon-kun
>>699824607
Vodka tonic, it's quite a bit better than straight vodka.
You're walking meadows in my mind,
making waves across my time,
oh no, oh no.
I get a strange magic,
oh, what a strange magic,
oh, it's a strange magic.
Got a strange magic,
got a strange magic.
>>699824430
I miss my nigga Harambe
>>699825616
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
>>699824430
loli voice into regular voice say
"FIST ME DADDY!!!"
>>699825636
I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE
Fuck off, Enkidu. Record this shit or fuck off.
What videogames do you play?
FUCK ME JERRY fuck me
Daisuke Oni-chan
oni chaaaan~ please let me suck your cock you silly dishouboo (sorry i don't know how to speak in weeb)
The lesser known, The ass was fat.
I bought my big black dildo fo' tree fiddy
The night light hits off, turnin’ kisses to bites
I’m a down to earth nigga with intentions that’s right
You’ll be down in earth quicker if you diss me tonight
But I’ll be the happiest if you decide to kick it tonight
We can chill and I can act like I don’t wanna fuck
You can tell me all your problems like I really give one
But I give two for us cause you’re the one that I want
Don’t wanna seem like a punk pussy that sips on the punk pussy
See when I’m with my friends I just put on a front
But in the back of my top I’m writing songs about we
We as including I and yourself, making three
Little ones drums beating pretty hard if you ask me
You’re a pretty broad in the top three
Of things that I’ve been waiting to come, so
Meet me by the lake around 10 and skinny dippin’ and then
We can begin the pretend game, I wanna be Finn from Adventure Time
[Hook]
[Bridge: Tyler, The Creator]
One, two, you’re the girl that I want
Three, four, five, six, seven, shit
Eight is the bullets if you say no after all this
And I just couldn’t take it, you’re so motherfuckin’ gorgeous
Gorgeous, baby you’re gorgeous
I just wanna drag your lifeless body to the forest
And fornicate with it but that’s because I’m in love with
You… cunt
[Bridge 2: Tyler, The Creator]
I just wanna talk, and conversate
Cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate
And I finally got the courage to ask you on a date
So just say yes, let the future fall into place
I just wanna talk, and conversate
Cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate
And I finally got the courage to ask you on a date
So just say yes, let the future fall into place… cunt
>>699824430
*breath in* *breath out* Boi
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the most tolerant goy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, fapping like a teenager boy as you once again type your little cuckold thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting CUCK that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “superior” black guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit fapping so hard as you click it that you drop your dragon dildos on the floor, but it’s ok, your wife's boyfriend will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your wife's boyfriend. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to get fucked in the ass for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking nigger. Just imagine this. She married you, and then she thought you were gonna have a big dick, or make big cums or something grand, and then you became a CUCK. A pathetic whiteboi CUCK. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE BLACK COCKS.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man fapping in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Gilgamesh is daddy
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while.
You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl.
You take some fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be.
You take that fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor
with the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice
>>699825981
Have both tabs open, it's not so bad. I still prefer Vocaroo, though.
>>699825948
>>699825711
fucking love you guys
>>699824430
Dumb fucking picture
>loli spreading herself
>take a picture of only the vaginal area
Atleast she has a nose this time, but its probably to hold up her ugly fucking glasses
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door
has loli voice taking requests, even anything sexual. niggas start requesting songs and memes. I love you 4chan.
DINKLEBERG
Tyler, fuck my ass please!
>>699826135
That's an obscure one. Good on you.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is john but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Harambe was more human than an American nigger.
My name is duebers and i hate loli because i am nigger
Don't you *dare* take your cock out of me until you've drained every last drop of come.
I hate niggers, I hate jew, I hate spics and arabs too!
Naoto is best girl, Chie, Rise, and Yukiko can all fuck the hell off.
Oh no! Daddy, you're making a mess again. I'm gonna have to put you back in the milker if you're making this much extra come!
>>699826531
>my name is john
>my girlfriend
>I'm bi
Female named John?
@Enkidu
*regular voice* Hello friend.
Fuck me senpai *moans* harder plz
>>699824430
*moan* FILL ME UP KREPO!
>>699825525
Try tethering. That is if your computer has wifi.
Fuck me!
>>699826683
This guy gets it.
>>699825948
>>699825711
>>699825616
Anybody know how to archive the stream? I want to save the Piano Man lyrics and try to make a proper cover out of it.
Lyrics to a song, just read them
Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage
Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until Velocirapture
I wield my passion like an axe
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust
Can you withstand my manly musk?
Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never old back
That might be why I smoked crack
My father never loved me...
Love is like a ripened squid
It stinks with limps appendages
You scratch the rash that's on my ass
The itch only love can surpass
Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled
Tonight I will have sex with you
Then we will prepare a stew
Just lie down and let me touch
I promise you it wont hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Fernando won't bite
Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Are gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
Is this blood yours or mine?
(Groove of the Manwhore if you're wondering)
Do you like it up the ass, Onii-chan~? Do you like it when I'm inside you~? No lube, no spit, just dryness. Cause some friction, start a fire.
Observe this gif
Loli-goddess, here is a possible solution for your no internet
I have no internet at home and burn a lot of data
You have the voice of a goddess.
My asshole is exploding senpai, and it feels sooooo gooood~!
I'm gonna close my eyes, mister. Make sure you don't do anything a *pedophile* would do to a helpless little girl while I'm closing my eyes, okay? I'm not wearing any panties so don't look down there, either.
Enkidu, you need to do more of those loli asmr vids.
please.
I need it.
When did you get into this all?
Today at Walmart I saw a white woman with two Nigglets. THIS NEEDS TO STOP! Stop Interracial pregnancies, and stop the adoption of NIGGERS. By the way I'm not racist.
“Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!"
Hey that's pretty good
Greetings /fit/ezens and welcome to Tyrones guide to /fit/. Do you even lift? If not, follow these steps and you too can have a naty physique, and get all the grills like me.
1. Read the sticky
2. Do SS + GOMAD
3. GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON
4. Squatz and Oatz = Huge gainz
5. Gultes for the sloots
6. Always follow the advice of the natty king, including skateboard squats. Scooby, please come back to /fit/.
7. If you are a girl, pls be in london
8. Are you an archeaologist? Because I have a large bone that needs examining.
9. tfw no bearmode boyfriend. No homo.
10. Crossfit; not even once
11. Use proper form or you will be taking a trip to snap city
12. Manlets, when will they ever learn?
Lastly, To the person that disliked this video immediately after it was posted; Jeff I know its you. Your deadlift form is whack. Le cookies are ready bitch. Jeff pls go.
INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD
I just can't help myself to your delicious cock Jeffrey. Can you give me more of that cum. Please?
>>699826899
She won't sing any more.
If the stream gets uploaded to youtube you can rip it, but I don't know how to rip a live stream.
>enkidu
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
*unicode intensifies*
I'M SORRY IT WOULDN'T REFRESH AND I DIDN'T SEE SOMEONE ELSE POSTED IT.
P.S. FUCK ME DADDY
*slurping noises*
It was me, Dio!
'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door!
Enkidu my love please say "You silly boy. Thinking your pathetic cock could fulfill my womanly desires you useless shit." really sensually
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
post feet please
Fill me up buttercup!
Senpai! It's HAMMER TIME!
Bend down and... And eat my strap-on... Big-brother...
and
That's one RIGHTEOUS burger!
Also, Enkidu, what's the best non-water beverage?
The veins in my anus tremble with EXCITEMENT
It's not your fault Kenneth, I care about you.
>>699826986
Am this anon
Thaaaaank you =)
But it was a gif, goddess Loli! But it was tethering instructions, which you said you couldn't do
Also, gif was massive. 3.8mb. Sorry
What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!
>>699824430
>Fapping to loli
Go to >>>/pol/
Humbaba’s mouth is fire; his roar the floodwater;
his breath is death. Enlil made him guardian
of the Cedar Forest, to frighten off the mortal
who would venture there. But who would venture
there? Humbaba’s mouth is fire; his roar
is the floodwater; he breathes and there is death.
He hears the slightest sound somewhere in the Forest.
Enlil made him terrifying guardian,
Whose mouth is fire, whose roar the floodwater.
kek faggots this is the most pathetic thing i've seen
listening to a fat neckbeard trying to imitate little girls sounds
think about your life for a moment
Q: what do you think of loli?
I really want to know.
Fist me daddy geodude tyler1
Hey everyone its time for another, legiiiiiiiiit food review.
As loud as you can without hurting your throat
DICKS
OUT
FOR
HARAMBE
So ur wit ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Hit him in the butt
He's wearing yoga pants
>>699827803
There's a link to her youtube.
There are at least 2 videos on it, I think.
>I was only 18 years old
>I loved Ebola-Chan so much, I had the sigil and the shrine
>I pray to Ebola-Chan every night before bed, thank Her for the pestilence she gives
>"Ebola-Chan is love" I say. "Ebola-Chan is death"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jelous of my devotion for Ebola-Chan
>I called him a Ebola-American
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Ebola-Chan
>I am so happy
>She whispers in my ear "This is pandemic."
>She grabs me with her powerful strands and puts me down on my back
>I'm ready
>I erect my penis for Ebola-Chan
>She guides my penis into Her tight pussy
>It feels so good and I do it for Ebola-Chan
>I can feel the disease being transmitted
>I push against her force
>I want to please Ebola-Chan
>She moans lustfully as Her vagina twitches from love
>My dad walks in
>Ebola-Chan looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all infected now."
>Ebola-Chan leaves through my body fluids
>Ebola-Chan is love. Ebola-Chan is death,
Girl, you fucking with my emotions The fuck is all this noise about? I even considered picking up smoking You turned to a bitch, who let the dogs out? But in my dog house My bitch is the raddest Crazy who makes me the happiest Can make me the saddest Look Alice Let's get lost in your wonder-er-land fuck an atlas You're perfectly perfect for me What the fuck is this, practice? Actually, if you even consider leaving I'll lose a couple screws in due time, I'll stop breathing And you'll see the meaning of stalking When I pop out the dark to find you And that new dude that you're seeing with an attitudeThen proceed to fuck up your evening Make sure you never meet again like goddamn vegans Cause when I hear your name I can not stop cheesing I love you so much that my heart stops beating when you're leaving And I'm grieving and my heart starts bleeding Life without you has no goddamn meaning Sorry - I'm passive-aggressive for no goddamn reason It's that my mood change like these goddamn seasons I'll fall for you, but I love you
Niggers killed Harambe. WE MUST AVANGE HARAMBE!!!!! KILL ONE TRILLION NIGGERS FOR EVERY HARAMBE KILL. RISE UP SHEEPLE!!!!
>>699824430
"Oh your cock is so much bigger than my daddy's!"
>In the most loli voice possible
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
if I were an archaeologist, I would be the best archaeologist. My archaeology experiments would be the best archaeology experiments and all the other archaeologists would marvel and drop their archaeologist jaws at my archaeological achievements and I'd be known round the archaeologist world as the best archaeologist in archaeology world
He came like a crazy torpedo!
O shit waddup here come dat boi
Eyy boss i have cancer
i want you to say honk
Do you smoke weed?
, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
My scrotum only fees on the fattest of teletubbies, the fuzzy tele assholes are the best
eww!... you masturbate to cartoons?
Please do another video like Whose that loli anon. It was a terrific video and made me feel certain types of ways
Yura yura yura yura boku no kokoro kaze ni fukarete
What's your favorite band?
LEGALIZE GAY WEED
and
You loli loving memelords should meme harder. I want to see LOTS of memes in the chat. LOTS.
oomp loompa doompity doo
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's get rooooooooooooooight into the neeeewwwwsssss
I am Lu Bu! Come face me, if you dare!
>>699824430
sing me to sleep
What could I offer
the queen of love in return, who lacks nothing at all?
Balm for the body? The food and drink of the gods?
I have nothing to give to her who lacks nothing at all.
You are the door through which the cold gets in.
You are the fire that goes out. You are the pitch
that sticks to the hands of the one who carries the bucket.
You are the house that falls down. You are the shoe
that pinches the foot of the wearer. The ill-made wall
that buckles when time has gone by. The leaky
water skin soaking the water skin carrier.
*in a very sexual way* Please fuck my big black ass harambe! Im being for you gorilla cock!
Ethan bradberry.
What is up dramaalert nation im your host killer keemstar leeets get roooight into tha news
Saludos al Nenuclan <3 ~
Please, say it.
Senpai, stop playing warcraft and fuck me hard
Put your pussy up the mic and masturbate
Auto jigglers are fucking disgusting.
Ark-e-ologist
"Hello Nenuclan!"
They cant unrape you.
>>699824430
wah! what are we gonna do on the bed?
It's time to tip the scales!
Also who is your waifu?
Oooh crusader-chan your iron clad cock is so big~
Chinese cartoons and superior to Vietnamese powerpoint presentations and everyone who disagrees is a nigger and should be lynched
Are you racist (kill all nigger posts) or just numb to 4chan edgemeisters?
i dont think your voice acting could ever top this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V31A1Is3hw
Iris needs to be nerfed into the fucking ground.
You fucking niggers that keep playing iris decks need to get shat on. Having free spells is such a cancerous mechanic.
Real niggas don't cry
If you are my dawg, bark with me! *woof* *woof*
[unimpressed] Wow, it's so big...
Does Bruno mars is gay?
It's a meme, you dip!
Enkidu is used goods!
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.
It's a beautiful duwang!
Whats up everybody. Welcome back to my laboratory. Where safety is number 1 priorty. and today were going to fist my asshole
Don't think you can order ME around!
>>699828529
YESSS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEE
1 + 1 = 2
1 Nigger + 1 Nigger = 2 Dead Niggers
Enkidu, . . . your mother is a gazelle,
and . . . your father who created you, a wild ass.
[You were] raised by creatures with tails,
and by the animals of the wilderness, with all its breadth.
The paths going up to and down from the forest of cedars
All mourn you: the weeping does not end day or night
Fucking slaves gets your ass back here!
Which Chaos God of Warhammer do you venerate?
Nigga nigga bitch, nigga nigga
Nigga fried chicken, nigga watermelon, nigga
Bitch nigga
Nigga, white women, titties ass
OH FUCK
Nigga nigga bitch, nigga nigga
Nigga fried chicken, nigga watermelon, nigga
Bitch nigga
Nigga, white women, titties ass
>>699824430
Im rick harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son big hoss everything in here has a story and a price, one thing ive learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
>>699826816
What kind of phone do you have?
If you can load a custom ROM you can get tethering for free, it is your phone after all.
4 mana 7/7
mfw when my new waifu is racsit
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Where we headed, Joker my man?
Daddy, I'm ready for kindergarten. I've got my backpack on and my brand new lucky polka dot underwear. What? You wanna see them daddy? Okay, but be gentle. Daddy don't take them off me! *giggle* Daddy what are you doing? Oh... that feels good Daddy. Oh my God daddy, what is this? Oh, it's something only kindergatener's get to do? Does that mean I'm a big girl now? *giggle* I love being a big girl. Why are you taking YOUR pants off Daddy? Oh my god what is that in your pants Daddy? Is it for me? Is it a treat? Mmmm... I love your treat daddy. Yeah let me lick it all up. Let me show you I'm a big big girl. Ooh... what are you doing with that daddy? Are you putting it in my hole? AAH! That hurts daddy. Daddy stop... *whimpers* Ow daddy I can't take it any more... please stop. It hurts so much. Ooh yeah I like your tasty milk. Thank you so much daddy.
>>699824430
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish
Q: Do you play yandere simulator?
loli dicks out for Harambe
As for you, Gilgamesh, let your belly be full,
Make merry day and night.
Of each day make a feast of rejoicing.
Day and night dance and play!
Let your garments be sparkling fresh,
Your head be washed; bathe in water.
Pay heed to a little one that holds on to your hand,
Let a spouse delight in your bosom.
INSTALL YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
Nick Murray is gay.
Dad has this remote to my brain or something, cause when you leave he goes on his phone and I just fall down and I cant move. Why don't you believe me?! He rubs his dick on my lips and plays with me until I'm fucking coming for him! I hate it!
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>699824430
make slurping sounds like your sucking a dick and then take a drink
HEY THATS PRETTY GOOD!
>>699828816
But is she racist?
Part 5 was the best part in jojo
Im rick hansen and this is my seat. I pedos to take a seat here. everyone here is a pedo and a degenerate, one thing ive learned after 21 years - you never know who's gonna come for that loli.
GET YOUR FAT ASS UP OF YOUR BED, YOU LAZY!!!
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you....S H O U LD B E BU RNI NG IN HELL.
I can see it now, the perfect date. Me and you, and pawnstars. k I'll be right over enkidu
I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter. Check your anti-air privilege.
D-Daddy, h-hit me harder, please! I want to feel your fists a-against my face!
Quero saber quem é que transa
Would you go on a Skype with me if I paid you? You don't have to turn your camera on, all I need is your voice and I'll tell you my fetishes, then I pay you (paypal, bitcoin, etc).
Hey, I'm Guy Fieri, from diners drive ins and dives. So how about we drive into that diner's washroom and I can dive into your jiggaboo cunt.
Omg you're streaming! Hey Enkidu it's towel-tan I'm so sleepy I gotta go to bed I love you (transforms into futon) goodnight <3
Enkidu, how would you like to have your internet service paid for?
Can you say i fucking hate knee gross?
>>699824430
just start fucking screaming, lower your voice like 2 or 3 octaves and just START FUCKING SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana-Juana
Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana
Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana,
I wanna, smoke weed everyday,
and I'm gonna, find that pussy, period,
comma, pause... but hold the aplause
can we have your snapchat?
Hello darkness my old friend...I've come to talk to you again...
Bruh, I don't even like being called daddy and yet all this shit has me fucking diamonds. Keep on loli-goddess keep on
When did you discover you could do lewd sounds in a lol voice?
420 blaze it
Kept you waiting, huh?
They played us like a damn fiddle!
better rap/sing this shit:
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
Sing another song. You have the voice of an angel.
What is your favorite distribution of the Linux OS?
No, I won't put it into my mouth. No, stop or I'm telling my daddy. No, I said no! *insert sloppy blowjob sounds until swallow*
loli loli loli loli loli loli loli
I'm 100% loli
loli loli loli loli loli loli loli
I'm 200% loli
>>699824430
Let (where u is the Heaviside step function). Expanding x[n] on the interval (−∞, ∞) it becomes
Looking at the sum
The last equality arises from the infinite geometric series and the equality only holds if |0.5z−1| < 1 which can be rewritten in terms of z as |z| > 0.5. Thus, the ROC is |z| > 0.5. In this case the ROC is the complex plane with a disc of radius 0.5 at the origin "punched out".
Thanks Obama
guys the thermal drill, go get it
Please read this message in your deepest voice
Get a better mic you fuck.
is the phone branded with the carrier logo?
And so they traveled until they reached Uruk.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:
“Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;
study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.
One league is the inner city, another league
is orchards; still another the fields beyond;
over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”
Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh
Sal shook his head. “I am not kissing Q. On the cheek or mouth?” He asked. “Mouth, duh,” Joe said. Brian sighed and bit his inner cheek. He would love to kiss Sal for that long but will Sal want to? Sal looked at Brian and said, “Come here. Let me kiss them lips.” Brian lean in and smelled the alcohol on Sal’s breath. He smelled the same on Brian’s. They didn’t close their eyes at first, but as Brian lean in and kissed Sal’s lips. He wrapped his arms around Sal’s neck and pulled him in closer. He closed his eyes. Sal saw and smirked. He closed his as he got into the kiss. Sal pushed Brian down on the sofa and laid on top of him. Joe and Murr covered their mouths as they watched Sal and Brian getting into the kiss. Brian was letting the butterflies fly around his stomach. He finally got Sal where he wanted him for a long time. He ran his fingers through Sal’s hair. He wrapped one of his leg around Sal’s waist and raised his hips at Sal’s. “I can’t believe that I am seeing this,” Murr said.
Brody ziggy zaggy zoo youre a faggit please stop watching this.
FUCK YOU BROXY
>>699829516
How are you doing these dick sucking sounds?
>>699824430
It was 3:24am, I was taking my usual nude walk in the park, to give my tight micro P a soothing midnight breeze. As I picked up some dog shit off the sidewalk to sniff then eat, I heard a small goat man whispering my name by the sewage runoff. I responded… “little goat man, what do thou need from me”. He giggled like a little school boy, then rolled on his back to fully gape. I approached in confusion and in spite. The little goat man was puckered very tight. As would any cis-gender male, I poked his tight rect with my tongue. It tasted savory, yet satly and sweet, at the same time. He shot a couple grapes out his ass, directly into mouth. Again, savory, yet salty and sweet. I was aroused, and I began to rectify. As the goat man shoved his fat nutsack in my mouth, I began to blush, thinking, this is it, the moment I’ve been waiting for. My name is Jessica, and this… is my story.
I wake up in my bed, “was it just another sick dream” probably not, I can still taste the scat in my mouth. I get up to take a piss sitting down to show my dad that I am a little sissy girl, and squirt green faygo out my pisser. I look up. What do I see… my face… my face is a fucking dirty cooch with googly eyes on it. I ponder my life in the moment, I accept my transition, and proceed to shoving forieign household objects up my asshole. I’m suffering from rectal bleeding. I’m in pain, but I love it. I manage to make my way to the kitchen for a bowl and fruit loops and cummy milk. As I open the door, I look up, what do I see… my face.. my face is a fucking filthy cooch. So I just rub my face vigorously to produce an oil based milk lubricate to down my bowl of dick loops.
This is going to be an archive to watch in the future; I do have a strange feeling you're probably a dude, but oh well. Thanks for the arousing entertainment.
Rate this weeaboo
COSMOS!!
We can be strong IT'S ALRIGHT
What is love?
What is justice
When victory is earned by might alone
Something seems to be missing
At times we need to show our fists, at others we need to hand them flowers
Battles take place right in our hearts
COSMOS!!
We can be strong IT'S ALRIGHT
POWER comes from the goodness within
That's a hero
COSMOS!!
Always WANNA BE RIGHT
Never give up, rise above yourself
That is the vow of Ultra
Im rick hansen and this is my seat. I invite pedos to take a seat here. everyone here is a pedo and a degenerate, one thing ive learned after 21 years - you never know who's gonna come for that loli.
555 get
Nick is the gayest ho in the entire world!
uda! When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck,
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound, it skipped a beat when I see her in the street and
At school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
She knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
INTO THE HOUSE OF MEMES
Im a real nigga, real niggas dont die, real niggas dont cry, real niggas take kunai to the fuck skull and shrugs it off like its fucking nonthing.
so she's finally here
speaking like a loli for you
if you have the link you can join in too
put your hands together if you gonna fap
as she takes you through this loli stream
L. C. lolicon!
L. C. lolicon is here!
Moan for us "Baby Jama Aint No Dramaaaa, KEK"
By the way, funny laugh haha nice love your normal voice
My name is chef
"How is cyber bullying real nigga. Just close your eyes lmao nigga."
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Daddy, yes, more! Give me more! It tastes so good! Stop it or i'm gunna... i'm gunna go to FLAVOUR TOWN!
https://discord.gg/3gWTKf5
her discord
I'm Taking You To Flavortown
I'm Dick Harrison, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my daddyand my son, Big Cock. Everything in here has an erection and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years- you never know WHAT is gonna cum through that door.
A dike!? OH NO!
Remember, poo in the loo
I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I'm slurpin' at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books
If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin' mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this ramen first
Alright, Enkidu, I'm done with the Gilgamesh passages for this thread. Good night.
Satellite internet, while expensive, is almost definitely an option where you live. I'll see what I can chuck your way on Patreon, if anything. Fuck renting in the Bay Area.
Damn, I hate pulling out!
How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussyfor the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.
>>699830669
this is weird as hell yo
someone on this thread is on major drugs
>>699830066
Wonderful
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so fucked.
How old are you?
>>699830211
Didn't that one YouTuber do that? Nyaners or some shit?
>>699832302
Bumping for this
