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Texas nudes
Like this thread, I guess not everything's bigger in texas..
956
512
903 deep east texas here
Lily 512
512 here
>>699823154
County?
210 lurking for win
>>699823510
Travis
210 stone oak. Have shit to trade for other stuff from the area.
God damnit keep this thread alive
Hey, another shitty Texas thread! Just when I was getting bored! :D
214 or 972
>>699823078
>>699824038
What's tha matter? Family reunion still weeks away? Hope you can score some dirty dicks from the scum site of the world? Sounds pretty Texas enough for me!
>>699825512
Either one, right? I mean, you're pretty much promised toothless, STD quality hookups from both.
>>699825656
Sure, but I think when they show up they'll wonder why you're a hairy man with a cowboy hat instead of the ugly woman from the internet.
Houston, anyone?
Hailey Snyder, Courtney Zander, Analise Riddle, Sarah Masters, Sarah Stagg, Melissa Furrow, Alex Temple, Ann Meister? Others from 281/713?
Texas nudes. That makes me laugh.
>>699825911
No, but I'm still here, you filthy shit-kicking goat fucker! :D
Aww, did you think you had internet buddies?
Houston
>>699826100
Thanks! :D
I mean, I know Texas standards are LOW, but this is making me blush.
>>699826094
You'd be surprised. Anon-ib is slow and not as well known.
>>699826271
Hyup, that caveman brow screams Houston. Tell me, does your house smell like tortillas?
Stephenville nudes
>>699822077
Moar?
>>699824038
A 210 girl that isn't a fat Mexican, hallelujah
>>699826530
Ugh, if that's what all of Stephenville is having, I'll pass!
Anyone got Abilene/325 nudes?
>>699826271
>>699826427
Lol she's 1st generation french. So probably like crepes or baguettes or whatever
>>699826619
Ha, I like this. You must be new to /b/ and Texas. We're all fat mexicans here.
>>699826743
Yeah, that expression is pretty blank. She's "Texified" by now for sure. If you like 'em dumber than steers and only half as heavy, Texas Gals are for you!
>>699824038
>>699826619
Her gf is a fat Mexican who's also crazy. So I hardly get to fuck her anymore
>>699825392
Ugh, why? Are you trying to meet other Texans? Why would you do that to the world? Aren't there enough of you out there breathing through your beers as you drive your chevies?
>>699826743
F A T
A
T
>>699827177
That should be seen as a blessing by anyone from any real state in the US. You Texans really do have much simpler lives than the rest of us.
>>699826743
>>699827295
I know. Fucking leviathan
Nudes of Lindsey B or Amber G from 210?
>>699827177
You know, you're kinda ruining this for me by not responding to my insulting you.
>>699827329
Please tell us more about how much you hate Texas. It's very cute
>>699827579
See? Texans think this is "narrowing it down" in some way. Smooth-brained dumpster people.
>>699827676
NOOOOO!!!! Stop enjoying things! D:<
>>699827830
That's a fine goat, thar pardner!
>>699827687
Y'all probably gay anyway
>>699827887
Slutty, slutty, slutty horrible garbage woman, no thanks.
>>699827950
Of course! This is Texas! We're all horrendously homosexual, fat spics here! We drive trucks with genitals and shoot our family members after a good fucking!
>>699825666
it isn't that bad
>>699827566
those are some fine ass tits
>>699827887
Initials?
>>699821740
Ugh! God!? Why would anyone want those? Have you been to San Antonio? No-one there should legally be naked.
>>699828420
cb match?
>>699825512
Been trying to find her nudes for a while shes from 214
Anyone from Taylor?
>>699828244
But, it is! We're talking about gums-only blows for a fucking busch-light from a woman older than your mother in denim shorts who rode here with a 400lb. diabetic dude on a four-wheeler levels of shitty sex!
>>699828684
Nah, they ain't figured out that internet out in Tay-lor yet.
>>699827566
>>699828343
They sure are
>>699821740
Texas Nudes! Now that's a punchline!
Wipe-yer-barstool, Texas Nudes!
>>699827566
>>699829018
Taken with loving care by her brother. That's the kind of close-knit family ties that you can count on in Texas.
>>699824637
What's the other one's name?
>>699829269
I'm not complimenting you, anon! Respond with a little venom! Act like you know how the internet works!
Goddamn, I hate this state! This is the one arena where I'm willing to actually fight it for once and it just rolls around like a queer housecat! When I'm out and about my life, everyone in this shithole state makes me feel terrible about myself! When I finally have a Texas thread to try and get some venom out, it's all "hookups" and "oh, isn't internet troll cute!"
Fuck you, Texas! Fucking fight me! I hate the lone star so FUCKING MUCH!
>>699829269
>>699827912
Seriously thanks for appreciating most people just demand more without saying thanks or anything
any 940/817?
>>699829745
I'm not thanking you! You're a trashy garbage smelling Texas skank!
>>699829876
No, nobody that can read, anyway.
>>699829889
Spot the Californian
>>699828525
Anyone?
>>699829745
Youre litterally the only one posting pics. Thanks anon
>>699830056
Nope, been trapped here all my life and will soon die here. These incredibly accurate accusations of Texans were all witnessed by me.
>>699830241
Austin is a nice purple oasis in the middle of this red state. Should move there, give it a try
Ugh, whatever... I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore. I hate you all. I I could somehow sink this state and take us all down with it, I would. But, instead, I'm an angry, lonely anon shouting into the ether about it.
I hope you all fucking hookup and die in Austin.
any 409 out there?
>>699830471
I'd rather be fucked with armadillo folk-art.
>>699827566
Ik her went to high school with her
>>699830582
Yes, now put on some goddamn clothes.
>>699830665
First name?
Y the butt hurt anon? Your among friends. Share with us
Any San Angelo? 325?
>>699830582
>average Texan countertops
note the lotion often serving dual purposes for std's and poison ivy rashes
>>699830798
Oh, it's nothing. Same old, same old wishing I was dead and hating the world around me for it. That old chestnut. Fuck Texans, etc...
>>699831176
>>699822605
903 , it's me in the pic
>>699831292
*sigh*
Alright, you got a laugh out of me with that one, anon.
Okay, I'll leave your Texas thread alone.
But if I see one here tomorrow, I'm not holding back on you!
Any 940?
Go to bed Max
any 214?
>>699826271
Nicole?
>>699826271
wow.
nice. more?
CLHS 08 anyone?
210
>>699830491
you're pathetic, autistic, and melodromatic
>>699831564
Cheers anon
Anyone got that dog fucker, Shannon VanDyke, that /b/ got fired from her job last year?
Worked at an animal hospital in Austin.... Had a decent rack, pics of her fucking her rottie mix were posted...
>>699832637
HOW big are those bazongas?!
>>699830888
Know emily armijo?
>>699826271
I know this chick! I hung out with her earlier this year and she lived in the 972/214. When the fuck did she move to Houston?
254
One day 210...one day I'll see someone I know.
>>699832470
I'd want to see for lulz. Was springs 11.
>>699833358
right. hs?
>>699833247
Oh yeah? Then what's her first name?
>>699833250
what up fellow wacofag?
>>699833250
Ayyyyy! Copperas cove?
>>699833514
I have some Reagan
>>699833625
Temple
>>699829018
Gonna have to see them nipples brother...
512 here
>>699833657
marshall, in college now uiw
>>699833551
Nicole.
>>699833840
Same
>>699826725
Hey I used to live in that suck town! Pleeeenty of easy hoes there boss! Tagged more than my fair share there boss!
903?
>>699833657
post pls. what's her last name?
>>699833938
Post a pic?
>>699833514
I'm the guy you replied too, Brennan HS
>>699832637
>>699826743
where do they work?
more pics?
>>699827830
>23
Fucking gorgeous
254
Don't forget to contribute to >>/s/16902614 (I hope I did that right I haven't crossposted in years)
>>699834224
She never sent me pics, sadly. Kind of a weird chick that keeps to herself and hoes out at random moments. All I got from her was a random snapchat video of tits on New Years
Any nudes from 903?
>>699832938
found this of her...
Anyone got pics of her and "Samson"???
>>699835161
I meant any pic of her with her face. Want to know if same girl
>>699835131
Fuck. Am I supposed to use 3?
>>>/s/16902614
>>699831412
Da fuck?
>>699835406
Lmao can't do that either. She has me blocked on the only social media platforms I kept in contact with her on. Sad too, she was pretty cool and I'd fuck the life out of her
>>699836062
Let's talk on kik. justam123
Where the fuck is my 915
903 carthage
832
dynamo fan girl
is there at every game
210 bexar
>>699837491
masterpost for 210 reporting in
>>699837871
>>699837491
>>699837491
>>699837871
>>699837967
Any 817 wins? Specifically Ridge/Central '12-'14
>>699837491
>>699837871
>>699837967
>>699838039
>>699837491
Any Connally HS class of 08 wins?
>>699829741
Just because your a bitch doesnt make texas a shithole
>>699838640
but everything else about texas does
>>699837491
>>699838888
Checked
>>699838888
>>699839066
checked all day
>>699839066
Pls more
>>699832637
Who? Where can I find this girl.
>>699824648
just post em you bitch
>>699830888
This used to be in San Angelo...
>>699833625
>>699833625
What's good copperas Cove, in I'm ktown. CCHS 07 dawg
>>699834847
Where at?
>>699833250
is this Irena Paine from Dripping Springs? Please tell me you have more!
>>699840169
4u
>>699833250
Irena Paine
512. Should I post?
>>699841568
You know what they say about there being no stupid questions?
That was a stupid question.
>>699841720
Well you hurt my feelings and now I don't want to
>>699840682
254 K/HH/CC/Ft.Hd
>>699834847
more please
Does ANYONE have anything from 325? pllssss
>>699841894
If you're on any texas thread you've seen her pics. Nothing special. No need to post them
>>699833250
I am willing to pay anyone who has more pictures of her
>>699824637
These look familiar name is J.D
>>699843225
Close its A.D.
>>699843206
same here for this one
Any Abiliene?
Anyone from Trinity in here?
anyone got Sarah Kasper from Spring??
>>699843206
come on..someone must have more
Latina 713
979
>>699847082
name? initials?
>>699824648
210 New braunfels <3
>>699847690
Got any?
can dump girl on right
210/UTSA btw
>>699827587
Chris is that you , you touched a tranny
>>699848214
I really hope that's our right
512 round rock here
Anyone else from wilco?
Anyone else here from Taylor?
>>699830491
Chris
Any Houston?
>>699848950
Ayy wilco
>>699841544
anymore?
>>699839701
Name?
>>699842104
belton here
210
Anyone have Courtney M from Royse City? She's blonde, tall, chubby, wears glasses, and busty. Think she moved to Plano for college though.
>>699850491
Nice whats her name?
>>699851274
karen rojas
>>699829745
Can I get a first name?
>>699837491
Moar
>>699826530
Anymore and who is that
832/281?
>>699829745
Moar?
936 tho?
>>699827177
What's this ibitchs name?
>>699824038
First name?
210 af here.
This is now a /b/rice thread
Jt'ai cassé
>>699852705
post more plz
Amy from round rock
>>699853991
she can only be in nice
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>>699854092
>>699838118
whats her name?
Anyone got Brianna L?
Anyone got her nudes
>>699830596
The shit is this?
>>699853991
>>699846368
what part of houston?
Here's some 936 I stole from a guy from my high-school
>>699856059
And another. What do you guys think?
>>699832637
oh fuck outta here, that's sundreams90 from reddit, you don't fucking know her
>>699825666
I'm checking your trips but that's just inaccurate. It is one of the few hotspots in texas along with 832 214
>>699856587
>281*
I'm too drunk
Bump
>>699855477
>>699830888
San Angelo reporting. Wish I had anything.
>>699857785
damn, nice. what part of houston? she going to UH?
>>699821740
How the fuck has this thread been going for 5 hours
>>699858825
Shit tier nudes and force of sheer will
>>699859415
Damn, she's gorgeous. Got any thing good on her?
>>699848214
post already
>>699856422
>Keeping in contact with people from HS.
Nice, not many people are willing to keep connections like that.
>>699848214
Unless the girl on the left ate her
>>699860374
Well he doesn't know I got them lulz
>>699853235
Not much around here
>>699856422
Name?
>>699861001
I don't know her, I just liked the pics. All I know is her initials are DP and she's from somewhere around Lufkin
>>699859934
>>699862168
MOAR
>>699862402
>>699862168
San Antonio
>>699863738
face?
>>699847082
Oi, I'm over here in 979. Give me some details. Name?
>>699863738
Start with an a?
San Antonio
>>699833250
Mah nigga
469
>>699866139
>>699866228
My wife... from san antonio.
