Trips decide what I do with this carrot
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Trips decide what I do with this carrot
>>699817985
go to a store and try and exchange it for a bag of doritos
>>699817985
Boil it
>>699817985
eat it
>>699818153
Rollolololl
We both know where it's gonna go
>>699817985
>>699817985
up your anus it goes
>>699818153
this
>>699818153
Roll
Shove it up your nigger ass
pooper
Shove it up your ass faggot
>>699817985
feed it to a rabbit
>>699817985
Metetela en el culo wey
>>699817985
Set it in the floor and take a picture.
>>699818153
off on your retarded adventure op
>>699817985
Take a shit on floor, dip carrot in shit and write "Hitler" on your door with your shit. Use carrot like a pencil
Ask your neighbor if that's their dog.
poop chute
>>699818463
Roll
butthole
>>699818388
dubs gets something?
Soak it in vinegar then shove it up your pooper
>>699818406
Rolling for this
rymes with pain us
>>699818463
roley
>>699818153
Rollin' for this shit.
Rolling for up pooper
Knock on neighbors door and lick said carrot while you recite revelations.
>>699817985
up your urethra
Take another pic of it, make missing carrot posters and put the up around town
Get a boner then rubber band it to your diamond shaft
>>699817985
Up urethra
>>699818153
this
throw it out
Draw a face on the end, shove it in your ass and push out the carrot like a baby.
>>699817985
Stick it as far up your nose as it will go
Up pooper.
>>699818153
This. I want a video fucking recording too.
>>699818789
reroll
>>699818811
This Please
>>699818789
Rolling for this
have sex with it
up your arse
Shove it up your anus, take it out, eat it
>>699818811
Winrar. Do it OP.
Inside dick hole
>>699817985
Carrot in the pooper, stat!
>>699817985
Stick up your ass and then put tape over your asshole
>>699818153
this and record it and upload the video.
>>699817985
Sharpen then stab first person you see walking out door
boil it mash it with some dill spice
>>699817985
Sharpen it down really thin, then stick it into your pee pee hole.
hold it in between big toe like a big pen.
Swallow it hole
>>699817985
timestamp
I'm getting quite hungry
Pee in toilet, soak carrot in pee, eat carrot
Put it in the fridge
Up the pooper as far as it can go then shit it out
>>699817985
Have it sticking out our your flies and film yourself at a children's park.
>>699818463
roll
Anus
>buy a juicer
>juice the carrot
>add mountain dew, olive oil and black pepper for flavor
>drink it
>????
>Profit!
Hi mark, put it in your mouth and then your ear hole.
shove it up your ass holes pics or it didnt happen
Put the carrot in your computer fan
>>699818603
Roll for this!!
>>699819320
roll
Draw a face on it. Then cum on it. Then...put it in your butt :O
>>699817985
up your nose it goes
>>699819202
Rawl
eat it
trim it and put it in a wall outlet
sharpen carrot and stick in your urethra(dick hole)
plant the carrot
Make it into a meme
>>699819202
Rawl >>699819362
Roll for this
>>699817985
Stick it up your butt and then suck it clean.
>>699817985
right up your butt with a pic and a timestamp.
>>699819196
Place the whole thing in your mouth. Chew it until it is a nice warm paste. Place it in the microwave for 48 seconds. Then smear it on your ass. All the while posting update photos.
>>699817985
put it in your mouth sideways.
Stick in ass, shit it out then trim it and put into urethra?
Write milhouse is a meme on it
>>699818463
roll
>>699819488
Roll
>>699818463
rollin
>>699819533
roll
make a nice salad
>>699819533
Ree.
>>699819533
roll
>>699819559
rolls
Dip it in tobasco sauce, shove it up your ass, and then eat it.
Deep throat carrot till you vomit
>>699818153
Rollin for jesus
deepthroat it
ring neighbors doorbell, when they answer yell "trick or treat!" and throw it at them. post vid as proof
>>699817985
write the first amendment on it and then an hero it straight up ur pooper
>>699819544
666 roll get
>>699817985
Insert in ass. Timestamp faggot
put a dick in it
>>699819488
This but do it in a public place with a tree pot and tell everyone who looks at you, that you're planting a carrot tree.
in anus
>>699819533
Very intricate. Roll
>>699819717
roll
>>699819577
Rollll
In ya Asshole and Jack off
>>699819533
Thiss.
Rollin baby
>>699819367
Kek roll
>>699817985
up your asshole til it closes
break off the tip in your dick
>>699819666
>>699819777
>>699819888
>>699819999
Kill yourself with it
Name it Mark and keep it as a pet. Feed it dog food twice and refresh its water several times daily. Take on several walks a day.
Be a faggot op. Shove it up your ass
Try and rob a convenience store with it
>>699819533
yes
paint it black and wave it at a cop.
>>699819772
Damn. Close.
>>699819812
lol roll
Cook carrot in large saucepan of boiling salted water 3 minutes. Add leeks to pan with carrots and cook until carrot is tender, about 3 minutes longer. Drain; set aside.
Sprinkle chicken with sea salt and freshly ground black pepper. Whisk flour, thyme, and paprika in medium bowl. Toss chicken in flour mixture. Heat oil in heavy large nonstick skillet over medium- high heat. Add chicken to skillet and cook until browned, about 2 minutes per side. Add wine; boil until reduced by half, 2 to 3 minutes. Scatter carrot and leeks over chicken. Add broth, cover, and simmer until chicken is cooked through, about 15 minutes. Add cream and mustard. Stir until sauce thickens slightly, about 2 minutes. Season sauce to taste with sea salt and pepper. Transfer to large shallow bowl. Scatter parsley over and garnish with thyme sprigs.
Trips wasted
>>699819812
rollll
Shove it up your pooper
>>699819690
Roll
Take its leaves off in middle of a plaza while yelling "Allahu Akhbar!" Post vid
>>699817985
up anus til your hole shuts
eat it whole
>>699818153
Rolling
Call the police and say theres a burglar and when they arrive throw the carrot at them
cut it into 1/2 inch pieces, then put them all in your ass and leave them there
You're gonna end up putting it in your ass anyway...why add an arbitrary barrier to it?
Shove it up ur pooper
carrot in pooper
>>699819897
rollio
>>699818153
This
swallow whole
>>699819533
Doooooooooooooo thish.
>>699819925
up nose. far.
>>699818153
This OP
>>699819973
this
Make a nice salad with it. Then shot in the salad. Then put the shitsalad into a grocery bag. Proceed to go outside and throw it at the first car that passes by, while screaming "eat a shitsalad!".
>>699819999
super winrar
poop it in your carrot
>>699819999
quads, winrar!!!!!
also ouch...
>>699817985
Carrot in pooper
>>699819924
This, and throw it as a grenade
>>699819999
EY THERE IT IS break off the tip in your urethra. RIP OP
>>699819999
WINRAR OP BREAKS TIP OFF IN DICK
>>699819999
how the fuck is he gonna do that, retard?
>>699819533
At least it's not going IN your ass.
>>699819999
>>699819999
Winrar>>699820019
In the pooper OP
make the carrot into a straw using a by poking a hole through it, cum into a half full glass of water and then drink it through the carrot whilst posting pics
>>699818153
>>699819999
winrar op
>>699817985
stick it in your dickhole
>>699819999
win win win
Rip op, and the inside of his dick
Sharpie in the pooper
>>699820104
i assume very painfully?
>>699817985
Get a vegetable peeler, lay down on your back, and peel straight up so the shavings land all over you. Then, post pics of aftermath, or better, video of the carrot bukkake itself.
>>699817985
Has OP abandoned us?
>>699819274
I choose this one!
>>699819844
roll
>>699819999
You guys know op isn't going to do it, right? Ops a fag
>>699819999
>>699820359
guys we got winrar stop rolling you faggots
>>699819999
Checked
>>699819533
OP I doubt you actually gonna stick it in ur pee pee so do this instead.
>>699820336
Kek roll
>>699819999
Pls no :(
>>699820541
you can sharpen it so it slides in easier:)
>>699820541
At least do >>699819533
So you aren't a total faggot.
>>699820446
>>699817985
Walk into the nearest walmart store, pull it out of your pocket with your thumb on the end, and yell Allahu Akbar!!! Look puzzled after it doesn't go off. Throw it at someone and run out.
>>699820541
I mean tbh Im sure we would all be just as satisfied if you just stuck it in your ass and stopped being a little bitch
>>699820541
Do it! Stop being a fag already and make a stand for once in your life. Stick that motherfucking carrot it your dingus!
>>699820541
do it YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>699820680
This OP.
>>699820682
uhm i won fair and square i want this white nigger to do it
OP don't be one of these
>>699820541
Technically it's not trips.
>>699820925
yes it is, and quads. it can be both
>>699818153
Roll and tape it too
>break off the tip in your dick
what ? someone explain please
>>699820925
Quads outweighs trips
Stop being such a faggot and anally inhale the fucking carrot.
>>699821087
OP Sticks carrot in dick, then breaks off a piece of it inside his urethra through some direct force.
Stick inside ass
>>699820925
Next set of even dubs decides for sure. Pls no penis insertion
Quads, don't count.
Rolling for >>699820718
>>699821087
he has to shove the end of the carrot in his dick hole and break it off
>>699818153
Roll
Sharpie in the pooper
>>699821325
eat it.
>>699821325
whatta pussy.
>>699821325
>>699821344
well, that was quick
Roll
>>699821325
In the pooper
>>699821422
winrar!!!!! eat the fucking carrot
>>699821325
Insert carrot into ass. Shit carrot back out.
Carrot in pooper then eat it u disgusting fuck
>>699821325
stick it up your ass no lube.
>>699821455
winrar
>>699821455
There it is OP. IN YO POOPER DUBS.
>>699821344
but it was trips since the last three digits were the same as well as the last four it could also count as dubs since the last two digits were the same. when will everyone understand this simple concept ffs.
>>699819533
This is easiest OP do this.
>>699820718
that got roold
>>699821565
Cmon bro.
Just fucking eat it
>>699821604
Do it OP
>>699821647
Do eeeet
>>699821693
Dooooooooooooo
>>699821455
OP, this is your first set of dubs after you pussed out and lied to all of 4chan. Keep your word, dont be a fag.
>>699819533
this
>>699821733
I getted the dubs OP and it's actually somthing doable.
soak it in toilet water for 10 minutes, then cover it in ketchup and eat it
>>699820718
THAT ONE GOT ROLLED
stop spamming, faggot above me
I accidentally pressed to hard with my thumb :'(
Me thinkest OP hath forsaken us.
>>699821935
Forgot image.
>>699821935
This better be OP, and your thumb better be shoving that veggie up your pooper already.
>>699821917
1.) it's not just me
2,) it's a dumb as shit request. It's an overused meme, and mine actually took even the most minute amount of creativity to invent. Put your helmet back on so you don't hurt ur self autismo.
>>699821344
What timing!
>>699822036
Rip
>>699822036
You can still do this>>699819533
I think OP has left us. Lonely and vulnerable, with our hopes set high on anal and penile penetration
>>699817985
Take it to court house.
marry it
>>699821566
Second set of even dubs rolling for this. The goddess commands it!
OP here, I technically have two carrots now (see
>>699822036) wat do?
Shove the whole thing down your throat.
OP, seriously, this would totally make a lot of peoples night. Dont be a fag like most of the anons that pull this. Be a man. Either chew and rub, or stick it up your bum.
>>699821811
Do you know what even numbers are and how they're different from odd numbers? Bet you'll find out when you get back to school next week.
>>699822588
>>699819533
Thissssssssssssssssssssssssss.
>>699821826
You didn't get even dubs though, faggot.
>>699822588
Eat one because you're hungry. Use the pointer one to deep throat as far as you can until vomiting. Actually do something with the fucking carrots at least by now
>>699822588
Pooper for one then chew and run for second
>>699822708
Fag, stop being the problem. Also, suck a dick, school starts in two weeks you cumbubble.
>>699822036
That wasn't enough time to get to a Walmart, faggot!
>>699822786
Did you see the post it was commenting?
Since you are retarded I will help you out>>699821733
Do you see how the last two numbers are 3s?
That is called dubs faggot.
You still here, OP?
>>699823000
Speaking of gets OP here I got trips. Pls do the microwave one.
>>699822588
Do you have family in your house ? If so i've an Idea =)
>>699822923
Ah, right, I sometimes forget 2nd-world countries exist. Hello from the states, uh, aus-fag, or maybe brit-fag? I guess they're the same.
>>699823421
Wow. I'm an American and people like you are the problem.
Australia and britlandia are not similar at all. Nor are either second world countries.
Shove it in someone elses mouth
>>699823000
Already posted this >>699822708 but it applies to you too.
>>699823421
Wow, its like you soak up everyone elses stuff they post on 4chan as an insult, then wring it out like its your own...almost like a cumrag. Anon is a cumrag. Nice try.
>>699823678
Cool?
>>699823639
You mean "people like us".
Sage
>>699823992
No fag.
>>699823737
Well you're a turkey!
>>699823992
No people like him. Just because I was born in America doesn't mean I'm an ignorant faggot like him.
>>699823868
Yeah, we cool. You didn't realize your mistake.
>>699824097
Sure
Are we just gonna forget about OP b/ros
>>699824096
Yes, you do.
>>699824118
Kind of harsh to say nobody likes him. I like him.
>>699824199
Different anon, just didnt see the care behind your faggy post. Nice dubs btw
>>699824271
OP is sleeping.
>>699824386
Lol I meant
No, people like him.
I think op is gone
Throw it by the window
>>699824540
Well he's still alright in my opinion. A little too sensitive and beta, but still alright in my opinion.
>>699824228
Yay! We found something to agree on! /b/ is back to normal again!
Put in pooper
Will OP deliver
>>699825705
Deliver what?
Show us your dick
>>699825440
And they all lived happy ever after...in their moms basement. The End. *applause*
>>699825705
No. That nigger faggot left us for dead.
>>699825764
Carrot in pooper
>>699822708
"Chew and rub"
>>699817985
Just fucking eat it
>>699818153
Yeah, that. Tell them you're "concerned about your health."
>>699825916
Rolling for this
>>699826202
It's already been decided we're just waiting
>>699826146
What did you just call me?
This thread...OP throw me a thumbs up! Am high and drunk and loving this thread.
>>699826297
Hey, was just rolling for the suggestion that other anon posted. Someone should tell him it's been decided.
Hey, >>699825916, it's been decided, stop posting!
Oh shit niggers OP has decided.
>>699827026
Kiss
Cut it up, and..
>>699818904
Roll for this
>>699827026
>>699827194
*Hugs tightly
>>699819999
QUADS THANK YOU GOD
>>699821422
Checked
>>699827881
newfag
>>699821811
Checked
>>699823639
More like 3rd world with all the kebabs and abos. Brit and as fags truly are failures.
