Texas thread!
Post nudes, drugs, hookups, or just talk about this shitty ass weather
bump for 956
bump for flash flood warnings
512 here.
All these fuckers from Cali need to learn to drive in rain
682 lf some trees
Bump for 956edinburg
>>699797304
assKKass
texas is full of brainless fat cucks sitting on oil thinking they are smart
feck off
>>699797304
Il
>>699798432
Hey Devin
409 Galveston island here. Any sluts need some cock?
>>699797304
Casse
>>699797304
+ BRICE Crash Le Thread.
Anyone have any 210 stone oak nudes? Can trade.
>>699798453
>>699798545
>>699798604
>>699798719
What's this shit
>>699797304
22 m bi
kik: netflixandchill6_9
down to talk, sext, argue, whatever
gf is boring
>>699797304
Hippo here
Any Hutto or Taylor girls?
>>699798817
Check the calendar, it might be that season
>>699798968
>>699798991
Wat
That are people from a fucking french thread now raiding yours
>>699798991
Jean dujardin Brice de nice, gné , Texas Fag, are really not smart enought to know who is this actor ?
Rainy as fuck in Fort Hood
>>699799370
Implying we care about trashy French films that never leave their mongrel ridden country aye
432 Odessa Represent!!
Kill me this place is dried up and used like a slutty little bitch
>>699799370
I know the movie. It's about some surfer, I didn't really pay attention to it since it was background noise during a hookup
>>699799242
That's not a summerfag meme , new way to crash a thread, like spiderman
>>699799508
thing is nobody cares about what you care about
kek
Houston/Conroe checking in-
281 & 713 & 832 & 936
Where the sluts and drugs at? Besides the hood where both of those things are dirty.
>>699797490
Amen
>>699798375
McAllen
bump for 738
>>699799972
That Sarkozy
DFW some ganj plug needed
>>699799826
>only 1 samefag
>>699799324
Your thread is mine
Kek captcha was Truck
>>699799826
The samefaggotry is strong in this one
how come I never fucking see 254 on these faggot ass Tejas posts
< my gf, dubs or trips for nudes
This state is the worst place in the world filled with the stupidest and ugliest people to ever crawl from a shallow gene pool. I would never hook up with any of you to do anything. Fuck, you should all "hook-up" with the exact center of the Gulf of Mexico. Fucking Texas and Texans are pig-disgusting shit-stains and do nothing but hold the ENTIRE country back to "preserve" their backwards, shit-kicking lifestyles. Fuck all of you.
>>699800327
Sounds like you need a hug. Sorry you had a bad day man.
>>699800135
stop playing with paint.net
go to bed, son
512
>>699799233
>Texas in one photo
>>699800187
I go to Osgor , someone can help me ?
>>699800327
Femanon here. Please excuse our superior economy, above average incomes, and big cocks. And if you reply to this- inb4 "obese, under educated, country bumpkins having incest." Fuck you either woman or queer or minority.
>>699798040
This. Come on, man. Rain isn't that hard, ruined my afternoon commute.
>>699800200
Because 254 is awful.
>>699800643
Tits
>>699800643
Praise you saintess
>>699800668
Man, I moved here from California and I must be in the most boring part of Texas because it's so bland here.
>>699800668
nice dubs
still 254 is horrifying
nothing else as 911
>>699800771
What part?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oWe5t6CGk
>>699800298
Honestly though how you doing? Fucked any local French chicks lately?
>>699800643
>obese, under educated, country bumpkins having incest AND being racist, poor fuck-wits."
You almost covered it.
>>699800771
Yeah I grew up here and recently moved back to Houston from Los Angeles. I don't miss Cali a bit. I thought I would, but literally EVERYTHING is just better here besides the weather. I like the rain, but hate the humidity that comes with the heat. Maybe being around a more intelligent crowd, but if I miss that I just take a trip to Austin.
>>699800851
Riverside, CA to Copperas Cove, TX.
Big world of difference.
>>699801050
To tell you the truth, I miss my friends and family but don't really give a shit about California
>>699801050
Austin sucks goat dicks, too! This whole, shitty, stupidly gigantic state can eat shit and die.
>>699800949
Casse ! Casse !
J'm'appelle Brice, j' viens de Nice,
J'suis surfeur, winner, ascendant snowboarder,
J'suis le roi de la glisse, pas besoin de notice,
Sur les autres surfaces, j' suis le roi de la casse !
C'est le casse de Brice ! C'est le casse de Brice !
C'est le casse, casse, casse, casse, casse de Brice !
Donne-moi du cash !
[Voix fille]
Be nice, with Brice!
Give me the money, hé ! C'est par ici!
Dieu vous le rendra, c'est un ami !
T'as d'la chance !
Mamy, aujourd'hui, l'spectacle est gratuit !
Pourquoi tu t'arrêtes ?
C'est Brice compil, c'est le casse de Nice,(c'est quoi ?)
C'est le casse funky (ah ouais?), c'est le casse de Briiice
C'est le casse de Brice ! C'est le casse de Brice !
C'est le casse, casse, casse, casse, casse de Brice !
Le soir, dans tes yellows, ta vie doit surfer sur du beau !
Donne-moi du cash !(Money) Be nice, with Brice !
Donne-moi du cash !(T'aimes bien ? Ouais ?) Cassse de
Briiice !
J'crois qu'on sait pas très bien compris !
Y a juste assez pour un frisbee !
J'ai tant braïssé de gros euros,
Faites un effort, c'est pour le shooow !
C'est le casse de Brice ! C'est le casse de Brice !
C'est le casse, casse, casse, casse, casse de Brice !
Donne-moi du cash ! (Body Mama) Be nice, with Brice !
Ton cash me plait, allez casse comme moi !
Donne tout ce que t'as pas ! Cassé ! (ça c'est fait)
C'est Brice compil, c'est le casse de Nice,
C'est le casse funky, c'est le casse de Briiice !
Le soir, dans tes yellows, ta vie doit surfer sur du beau !
Donne-moi du cash !(Bah danse ! Ah tu danse ah ah ah !) Be
nice, with Brice !
Fuck Texas.
>>699801265
Donne-moi du cash ! Cassse de Briiice !
Ouais ! Ah ! C'est bon, çà ! Ouais !(Funky)
T'es là, alors ! Vous êtes tous là ?
Ouais ! Ah ! J'me la donne !
J'me la donne ! J'me la donne
Amis, ouvrez vos coeurs ! Non, n'ayez pas peur !
L'argent ne fait pas le bonheur !
Le fric, ça rend méchant ! Moi, c'est différent !
Moi j'suis né dans le luxe, c'est mon élément !
Pas le tien, appare...mment !
Donne-moi du cash ! Be nice, with Brice ! x4
Pour rêver la vie en jaune je trip, contre les démons de
la déprime,
C'que Dieu vous donne, puis s'multiplie, coquine le coffre
c'est par ici !
C'est le cash de Brice ! C'est le cash de Brice !
C'est le cash, cash, cash, cash, cash de Brice !x3
>>699801050
> intelligent crowd
I'm in Houston to.
You're talking about the niggers, right.
Right?
I moved here from Minnesota and I miss it. Minnesota is better by far, can't even find a decent plug down here.
>>699801394
Kys smartfag.
713 checking in
Rain here is better than they are getting in baton rouge
>>699801168
This is just a dumb statement unless you're a total antisocial neck beard. Austin is probably one of the 3 coolest cities in the U.S. Tech crowd similar to Silicon Valley, incredible live music and food, and beautiful college women everywhere? Not to mention most of them are Asian or white? Besides the heat and traffic there's nothing to dislike unless you hate everything.
>>699801394
Brool story on Co
in brice we trust
>>699801394
Of course I am. North Houston for me, wby?
>>699801560
Austin. Is full of pretentious dream chasers from affluent backgrounds. Fuck off there m8.
>>699801686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo3mrzLF9s
>>699801525
Yeah man, I'm 281. I wish it would pick up again and drown some more nignogs in Louisiana.
>>699801444
Nice trips.
From midwest (wi) also
Texas is great if i ever miss the midwest i just go visit relatives
>>699801686
I'm around league city.
>>699801560
Meh, I'm working on moving to the mountains but as someone who has spent the better part of their life in 817, 214, 979, 210 I would most like to live in 512 if in Texas.
>>699801868
Yep it's a straight trip up, I'm actually gonna miss the winters
>>699801711
Yeah and we'd like to keep it that way. We don't want your kind in our town anyways with your judgemental, antisocial ass. Go eat some Ramen and continue with your Associates degree poorfag
>>699801560
Austins good in small doses. Grew up near it and it was fun going in for dates or to hang out.
Then I went to college there and I fucking hated it. Too much "keep Austin weird" is going on these past 6 years or so
Fuck Texas, fuck Texans, fuck everyone from Lubbock to Brownsville. This whole armpit of the western world would benefit from a bit of nuclear fallout.
>>699802155
Now lets Brice. awh shit you can't,.
>>699802155
Eat shit, Austin shill. I hope a chevy truck full of UT fans drives up your ass.
>>699802306
Yeah not gonna lie, I'm pretty on par there with ya. I love it, but only in doses. I just don't like people talkin shit. Had to many good times there.
TexasEx class of 2012
>>699802426
>>699802480
I like going to Austin to hook up with Asians from UT and slurry Catholic from St Edwards. Way better than fucking OLLU chicks
>>699802572
Fuck you, faggot.
>>699802659
Comment tu la cassé
>>699802643
You like going to Austin for all the smelly dick. I bet you float down rivers in tubes.
>>699802572
Hooke em bruh. About to graduate myself. I'll always love Austin but I need a serious slow down in lifestyle. Likely will move back to Houston.
>>699802643
Word right there. Now if you wanna talk about pretentious dicks- the guys from St. Eds... Jesus
>>699802840
Well, you're headed in the right direction if you want even SLOWER than Austin. Houstonians live with heads-up-asses 24/7.
>>699802840
Pour être fun , et bigarré...
254
Love the rain. I live on a hill.
I hate this state. It is my least favorite state of anything.
>>699803167
>>699803012
I meant I need to get away from all the bars and sloots that constantly party here. I'm not complaining I just need a break. If I worked in tech I'd stay but I'm working oil/gas.
512 here on military leave. GF dumped me right on her doorstep while I was in my Blues with roses for her. Down to do fuck anything really... Just going to see Gwen at F1 alone right now.
>>699803288
Seriously dude, politely fuck off and die.
>>699803382
>>699803241
t'es à fond là bon
je m'auto-casse
KEK
Who all is in the 214/972
>>699803521
>>699803422
>>699803087
follow the art of the casse or die
>>699803390
Serves you right for being stupid enough to be in the military and in Texas. I hope she swallows a million dicks. In fact, I hope you do too. Being in Texas, this shouldn't be hard to accomplish.
>>699803422
Lel Kek your thread belong to Jean now
Temple/belton area destroyed by rain. Suprisingly didn't see 35 shut down when I left work.
>>699803422
Fuck you! If anything, he's making this stupid thread better. The less posts about Texas and you mouth-breathers "hooking-up" the better.
>>699798968
Welkomen Zuer Texas, Lousianian ist nicht ein sproch volks hier horen wollen.
>>699803804
COOL MAN NOW LEAVE THIS THREAD
>>699803804
Good! Now if only the rest of the state would kindly flood itsself off into the ocean, we might see some improvement in the world.
>>699800327
You sound a little anger?
>>699803862
True story but you missed the Jean pic
>>699803390
Saw Gwen in Dallas on the weekend. You'll like it, maybe even meet a cute girl
anyone know this girl?
san marcos ?
dude, this tropical storm we are getting is fucking rad. I love this weather.
>>699803862
So move on to another thread. Maybe have a conversation? Inb4 "you know where you are?"
254
>>699804146
Je dérange ? No ? Bref je casse
>>699804101
Cute girl? In this sweaty crotch of a state? Not fucking likely. Now, if you like 'em toothless and illiterate, that's a bit more obtainable for this area of the country.
>>699804226
FUCK San Marcos! Fuck Wimberly! Fuck you!
>>699803804
Sorry to hear that bubba, hope it all works out.
Positive vibes from Huntsville/Sam Houston State University.
>>699803979
Jesus salty christ.
>>699804304
Your shitty Thread is YELLOW
>>699804254
Nah, ruining your shitty thread is the highlight of my day here in Hell. Texans love it. They love anything that sucks.
>>699804146
ofcourse
such a whore
>>699804146
>>699804226
San Antonio @UTSA and regularly party in San Marcos. Floating then heading to the Quad this next weekend.
>>699804297
255
OP here. My ip is weird and won't let me delete the thread but I just wanted to have fun and talk but now I'm crying I'm only 16 seriously I hate this
>>699804398
MODS MODS MODS of SHIT BRICE BRICE BRICE
Texan here--it's a beautiful, wonderful place full of wealth and a variety of experiences. Summer heat sucks donkey dick. Went to a Rangers game last week and damn near melted.
>>699804665
how old are ya?
>>699804674
No, you're not. Texans don't have feelings, they have truck nuts and boots.
>>699804558
well done
>>699804674
now tell your ip to get a pee right?
or give him an icescream ok?
do something op
DO SOMETHING
>>699804761
Texas is a butt-hole filled with even more butt-holes.
>>699804555
Go back to school or do your homework please summerfag. I pray I'm wrong though and your old and just lonely.
>>699804805
>Enough to casse
>>699804226
San Marcos here
>>699804665
Sup, me too. Grad school. UTSA makes me wish I have just accepted the CAP and taken a year here before deciding on UTSA/UT Austin. It is pretty alright.
>>699804996
Nope, gonna stay right here, faggin' up the place. If I'm trapped here in this shit-hole state, I'm gonna make sure everyone knows to stay far the fuck away from it.
Just tried to take a pic of cool rainbow and it got cloudier right when I did
>>699804665
Shoulda just gone to Texas State
>>699797304
texas!!
>>699804996
We re not summer we're Bricer
+ Anyone got a nude pick of Brice ?
>>69980467
I'm 12 and what is this
>>699805130
how old are ya?
>>699804805
22.. Why?
>>699805130
Nice here with brice and Marius
>>699804937
Okay sure. But I've been all over the country and all over the world, and you can do a lot worse than Texas. In my experience, assholes are everywhere.
>>699803390
Come on man I didn't want to feel tonight
>>699805019
anything can casse
anyone can casse
casse is timeless
casse is cooked lobster
>>699805336
It's Texas, dude. He's a trucker who wants to give you an STD in your butt. That's pretty much the average person from Texas.
>>699805336
>>699805429
just wonderin if we know the same people
know ian? sierra? forrest?
>>699805461
If you're a Texan, don't worry, you won't feel a thing. You're brain hasn't come far enough for that yet and might not for a few more generations.
>>699805481
Come ,we gonna casse together this board in the casbah
210 / Texas state
>>699805204
Nice man. Yeah SA is alright. My fraternity throws pretty good shindigs that keeps things interesting. I'd like to go to law school after this but I think I'll work on a rig for a year and make some bucks first. What ya going to grad school for?
>>699805536
I know an Ian, he was in two of the Ochem labs I taught. Don't know anyone by the other two names tho
>>699805709
>UGLY TEXAS CUNT HERE, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!!!
>>699805793
initials?
>>699805709
She looks like a cutie, she your gf or ex?
>>699805709
>>699805802
KEK
>>699805241
Yeah I almost did. But I'd like to go to law school at UT and figured I would have a better shot in the UT network.
>>699805709
Did she ever go to vista?
Danielle Chapman
Alvin, Tx
FB / Blanca.evanchof
IG / its_danilove
..
>>699805890
Ian K
>>699805793
>>699805792
Gay ranchers from Texas find they both share a passion for goat-fucking!
Who's seeing Eve and Gwen right now?
Who that dawm bloond
That Brice #CasseAmerica
I'm getting a full ride to Concordia. I've heard that it's kinda shit in a boring way does anyone have any experience?
>>699806078
Sweaty Texas cunt, riddled with parasites! You sweaty rednecks love it! Go getcha sum! The smell will cling to your tiny dicks for days, you love it! :D
>>699806128
Huh, turns out the lawn has a pretty good view. Was there last month in the pit to see brand new and modest mouse
>>699806078
Look dumb like this thread
>>699806194
It is shit in the most boring and terrible way possible. It's in Texas. I hope you like flies and hypocrisy! They're our main export in this shithole state!
>>699806078
Clutchhhhhhh
>>699805988
Sounds like the smart decision. UTSA just doesn't have a college area feel. It's all the way up on 1604, and there's hardly any choices for near campus living
Texas fan boy
>>699806078
>very outdated data
get out anon
>>699806437
Alors on dit plus bonjours a Patrick
>>699806393
Different dude, but I've been to a few different concerts there and the lawn is always great, especially for the price
Pennebaker
>>699805709
>>699805904
Fuck buddy
>>699806004
Think so. Met her at state
Texas culture
Well, I'm bored now, but I think this has been a pretty terrible thread. :D
I hope you all hook-up and die together. Fuck Texas, fuck Texans. If I could kill us all, I would :D
>>699806194
UTSA checking in- I almost went to Concordia. So fucking boring dude, but a full ride is a full fuckin ride. Do NOT pass that up.
>>699806604
Build a Wall, Casse a wall
>>699806393
That sounds like an awesome concert.
fort worth sissy. i want a cock to suck.. or feet to lick.. or both. very submissive and a virgin.. 18 years old. anyone want me? i'm also into chastity...
>>699806642
>Has anyone looked at me yet? I'm not that fat!
>>699806776
Liar.
>>699803390
Damn man that shit sucks. Sadly I'm in Dallas otherwise I'd have a beer with you. Semper Fi brother
>>699806678
Moi le matin, je casse le vent, je fais chier les gens ça me purifie c’est important.
>>699806767
It sounds like a shitty place for shitters. If it's in Austin, there literally can't be anything good about it.
>>699798834
>bi
Just admit you're a faggot. A filthy cock loving faggot.
>>699806701
Yeah I wanted to go to UTSA since I have people there I could have lived with but I was 3rd quarter until senior year when I started working on my grade. Was like 10 points away on my SAT from auto admission
Sports help tho. And orenation seemed ok, just don't want to pray everyday
>>699806909
Lordy, Lordy, dem Texans do love to waste their lives in the military. Poor, dumb, toothless sweat-hogs.
>>699806882
:( you don't want me?
>>699807064
Hang it , you casse him
>>699806767
Brand new was pretty good, they played IAAN but modest mouse kind of sucked
lookin for 512 nudes
bumping for Spring Branch nudes
>>699807167
Who would? Oh, right, you're in Texas, I forgot... I'm sure you'll find a trucker to shoot aids into your ass sooner or later.
>>699806829
You're not , but anyone here don't care about you cause they are gay , or some post Jean Dujardin
7/10
>>699807107
"Blah, blah, blah, I talk to people on 4chan about school and gaysex and how much I like Texas' shitty weather"
This is what your post reads like.
looking for 214 area nudes
>>699807330
;-;
>>699807505
Ha! Yeah, that looks about right. This state is fucking sad.
>>699807531
Pfft, you're a Texan. Don't act like you have any real emotion.
>>699798040
No, that's just Austin, the implants have nothing to do with that. The rain brings an extra chromosome with it to everyone in this city.
>>699807615
This.
I've lived in this state my whole life and I could not agree more. Giving this state back to Mexico would be an upgrade for it.
Lily 512
>>699807869
No, Texans have just yet to figure out what causes water to fall unexplained from the sky. They get scared and start praying as they're driving, hoping God will pluck them from the streets and teleport them home safely.
>>699807977
>Fat, crusty skank, lookin' fer love in tha barn!
>>699807977
Down for some casual sex?
brownie points for whoever knows or has nudes
>>699808275
Of course she is! I mean, if you don't mind going after her dad, she's down for anything!
>>699803390
It's your own fault for going into the military
>>699808396
>I literally have nothing to do but shitpost about a state I've never been to.
>>699808304
What? Couldn't find any uglier women in the state? You've got to have the nudes for this one? Well, I guess I can't blame you, Texans can only touch themselves to JJ Watt for so long.
>>699808304
>>699808505
Half right.
>I'm trapped in this shithole and will die here, might as well fag up the shit Texas thread.
>>699808539
Well at least you're picking on the Texans fans and not the Cowboys
Looking for 409 wins, more specifically the Port Neches-Groves area.
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>>699808592
Hail to Bricax
LF 214 Wins
North Dallas/Frisco/Plano
>>699808708
Nah, the Cowboys do that well enough on their own these days.
>>699803390
Christ man
>>699809033
You're not a cowboy anymore you are a Casseboy
>>699809024
214 is shit and everyone from there is a crap-faced sack of crap!
>>699808208
nice
de
brice
>>699808592
kek
brice
rules
da
world
Yo MODS you like Brice, you like to casse too ? So when you gonna casse this thread to 404 ?
K'C le 404
Rain starting back up in North Houston
>>699809826
K'C
Well, seems to me this thread is finally dying down! I'm glad I did my part as a true Texan and contributed absolutely nothing except to foster general stagnation and hate-speech. Fuck each and everyone o you, may the Empire of Manure that is Texas slip off into the Gulf.
This tread was only about the texas weather !
>>699809625
>>699809809
tu kasse le brice thread?
je kasse ton 404
je t'envoie chez le medoc
il va te faire dire
33
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YES NO ?
>>699809809
MAYBE ?
>>699809156
I DON'T KNOW
I have a group on kik if anyone wants to join.
janedoe1004
>>699798262
682 need trees
>>699797304
This thread is dead ? I WON YET ?
Swede here, is Texas not just filled with spicks and niggers?
>>699810437
scotch humour
>>699810729
Aww, heck naw, son! Texas has got dem redneck boys too! Truck nutz, shotguns an meth! But, naw, we also got loads o dem niggers and spics! If you love stupidity, buttsex and a rejection of multiculturalism, Texas is the place for you!
>>699810818
Now it's fixed
>>699800643
>Femanon here
>no tits
why?
>>699811172
>legendary thread
>/b/ need more legends
/b/ needs more of /b/rice
>>699811193
Cause it's Brice
>>699811428
You're doing God's work, Anon.
>>699803596
682 but all of DFW is one place to me
>>699811387
Take screens , reposte it make thread again.
>>699811560
I would imagine so! Do you know hard it is for a Texan to count above 1?
>>699805622
He's in New York
>>699811557
Not anon , that Brice Sempai now
>>699811744
Nah, you're sure ?
>>699811769
/Brice/ casse the spelling, that Sempai for senpai
>>699811744
who Brice ?
>>699810818
no, I'm not a marijuana enthusiast
>>699801896
same
This thread is bad. Texas, also, is not very good.
>>699812285
Thread is good since Brice is here
>>699812093
yeah ça farte
but in nice
not in fucking ny
nor in deadly texas
J’suis le roi d’la glisse pas besoin d’notice sur les autres surfaces j’suis le roi d’la casse !
