Which fictional character best represents you?
Who is your favorite movie, tv or book character since the year 2000?
fake and gay
is this a cringe thread?
>>699793245
If you'd have been a fan of HQ since 2000, you'd fucking hate what Suicide Squad did with the character.
>>699792519
http://www.strawpoll.me/11006178
this tomato represents me best
>>699793393
Yes
>>699792519
WTF is this shit thmblr?
>>699793393
Yes
Robert Ames (Mr. Regular)
>>699792519
incoming Light Yagami meme?
Kurt Russell in The Thing.
Long ago I was stationed in a 'Remote Detachment' (their words) and it was just like in the movie The Thing, just not as much snow. I was the radio operator, and the only link to the outside world.
We had a set of GFO procedures, in case we had to, well, Get the Fuck Out. My job was to blow up the commo room with Thermite. This is not a joke.
i´m god
>>699792519
If you're seriously going to compare yourself to the Joker, at least chose the good one.
These threads are fucking triggering me man
the cd listen asshole. I like music too and am really smart about it. If he where real I'd tongue kiss him across his grossly disproportionally big head.
>>699793608
>>699793916
>>699794132
Most honest answers
Literally me
>>699795283
>Black hole at the heart
interesting art
meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>699792519
Is that some ICP rapper? I hate Juggalos
>>699796594
Same
>>699792519
What is the most you lost in a coin toss ?
>>699792519
im pretty much the hulk
im a nice guy but you dont want to get on my bad side
mess with me and its like whatever
bully a girl at my school?
its ass kickin time
>>699796928
forgot pic related
>me
>>699792519
>>699796928
i bullied all the girls at your school with my benis
>>699796928
you actually made me lol
Long dong silvers
>virgin
>chronic masturbator
>smokes weed every day
>trolls the fuck out of his sister
>disappointment to his hardass ex-con dad
>exclusively plays shitty online FPS games
Jimmy is literally me except I'm not fat and I have a job
>>699797202
fuckin jimmy... hard to not whack it all day with his slut sister in the next room.
I butt fucked Maureen McCormick
> It was great, she came twice.
>>699795045
What is this
>>699795045
ace ventura?
>>699797441
true that lol
he probably whacks it to her pornos online tbh
Clair Fisher - Six Feet Under
>>699792519
So why didn't you hang yourself yet? Don't you know any shame?
>>699792519
No fictional character represents me.
I'm real.
Who I want to be 1/2
>>699797202
>Jimmy is literally me except I'm not fat and I have a job
Have you considered quitting your job and eating more?
>>699797001
Reminds me of goatsy.
here i am. literally me
>>699792519
Fuck off with this cancer you autistic fuck
God
>>699797290
fuk u sheldor
>>699798554
Who I really am 2/2
>>699799394
STAND the Fuck Down, Spidey.
We're having fun in here, and it isn't a repetitive thread.
>>699793393
yes
>>699793916
nice
>>699796594
same here too, just a lazy guy who want to do good sometime
>>699799777
>>699792519
But you didn't incorrectly use the word literally.
Either this or
>>699792519
Alkalabshu Bukulagi
Cuz she didn't exist
this
I am Henry Chinaski.
Only a Few of you will get this
>>699801518
It's God from the last episode from Quantum Leap
>>699801782
Very good
>>699798792
I eat pussy. I eat butthole. I eat everything!
>>699797603
MISTER KNISH!
A chance to meet The Bartender
kill all gooks, clap all niggers, white race cleaning house hoe u know we getting bigger.
>>699792519So you're a feminist ?
i'm cool.
>>699793393
Yes
>>699802653
Where'd you get this
>>699799205
Zimbabwe
Harambe
>>699802949
my computer.
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>>699803252
It's stefanie joosten and she's a goddess but that's not her drooling cum, tho it'd be tite if it were
>>699803650
fuck i was checking the lips to see if you were right and my dad fucking walks in on me.
life is shit man.
>>699800903
wut
>>699798294
Oz from buffy?
>>699792519
the god
>>699793181
ooohh woooww whoooaaaahhh duuuuude
>>699792519
This sad excuse for a human
>>699804305
>fictional
someone didn't read the title properly
>>699795045
CAPTAIN WINKY!
>>699804969
... god isn't real tho
>>699804969
He did it right.
this but with better looking hair
>>699793608
Not sure ?
>>699793393
Yes
>>699796430
Fuck off weeb trash
>>699793393
yes
>>699793393
yes
Well I suppose Humbert from Lolita
>>699792519
Shit tier movie.
>>699793393
Yes
>>699796453
Except for the fact that if the blackhole was that large it would be devouring the fucking milky way. You can't even see the super massive blackhole in the milky way but that fucking other blackhole is bigger than the milky way.
>>699793393
Yes
>>699806593
REALITY
>>699793393
Yes
>>699797773
fuck off
>>699808289
Im pretty sure Butthead represents a /b/ fags
>>699792519
that guy with the margharita's from jurassic park.
Alchohol is life
>>699795358
The good one
>>699793393
Yes
>>699793545
Or they weren't old enough to watch it in cinemas
>>699793393
Yes
>>699798206
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>>699793393
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER