paint.net civ thread 2.0
Dubs or 00, 10, 20, 30 and so one also do. Trips makes a random event occur.
so post like "if dubs: and if trips"
You are a lone settlement trying to survive, but right now you are small and defenseless. Yuo are the Brown house.
Population: 10
Resources: 30
shit so many typos.
Dubs decides what happens next, and so does 00, 10, and so on.
>>699788222
Build a wall around the house.
If trips, another group arrives.
>>699788655
You build walls around the settlement. But you use the a lot of your resources, fortunately you are now much safer.
Pop: 10
Resources: 15
>>699789099
plant some crops next to house
trips=torrential downfall
>>699789099
Take some wood.
>>699789358
reroll
and if trips, >>699789351 torrential downfalls
Kill the weak
trips: torrential downfall
gather food they know is safe to eat
trips=small plane crashes
>>699789351
reroll
offer some people to satan
trips: opens door to hell
craft clay furnace
trips >>699790281
let some people fish
trips: random mc donalds appear
Chop some wood
TRIPS - Hitler is back
damn these niggers lazy af
>>699790704
craft fishing equipment
trips=orgy, many baby
build a plantation
trips: a messiah arrives
if someone does get dubs or a 0 doon I'm gonna go bananas
Go explore the river
If trips old military outpost
Gather wood and stones and stuff
trips=spawn bear at cave
Fishing
Trips: a new village is discovered
Faggot Alien Creatures arrive on the other side of the island and construct their futuristic city with a population of 50,000
>>699789351
roll
>>699791161
Reroll
villagers adapt to feed via photosynthesis
>>699790980
A new farm is built, the increase in food allows for a larger population. But resources are required to maintain it.
Pop: 20
Resources: 10
>>699791230
Nice bait faggot for quads maybe
>>699791230
That escalated quiclky
>>699791161
Reroll
Fishing
If trips catch a whale
>>699791639
Reroll
>>699791050
The man go to explorer the river, they discover sharp rocks that can be used for crafting or making spears. Sadly one man drowns in the currents.
Pop: 19
Resources: 15
Build road to mountain
Build mine
>>699791437
niggers breed like rabbits cuz they planted some potatoes?
craft gather stuff
trip raft with a bunch of dead people washes up
Asexuals, homos and cucks with small penises are killed and removed from the gene pool
Population: 3
We build axes with the stones to collect lumber wood
trips: we find an old ship in the river
>>699791955
reroll
>>699791840
Not enough resources matey
Invest in woodworking to susta
in the farm and get water fir nearby rivers
Trips: new village
A disease known as "The Spooblies" spreads between the tribe. 6 people die and 4 people become seriously ill. No cure discovered
Trips: The Disease only kills 5 people
>>699792015
already win dipshit
gather wood with axes
trips >>699791119
>>699791955
Build fortifications and training swords to train warriors
>>699791840
They use up most of their resources to go to the mountain, and eventually craft a mine. But two men die from a sudden rock falling. They do find some rare minerals.
Resources: 3
Pop: 17
Develop nukes
Move whole village to go live in the cave
Dubs: Everyone has a massive orgy and 10 labor new borns are put to work!
Trips: Orgy times 2! 20 new labor babies!
>>699792299
A ship lands on the island, full of ayylmaos demanding political asylum.
discover magic by chance and build space shuttle program to flee from island (no resources because magic)
Start building some kind of boat to explore the seas.
>>699792447
Roll
For trips nobody dies
>>699791955
The men use the last of their resources to craft axes and chop down the trees. they work until they collapse from exhaustion.
Resources: 25
Pop: 17
Build.storage depot
3 ppl go mining
3 collecting wood
>>699792675
forgot pic
Set a mining camp near the mine
Trips: iron is discovered
>>699792592
reroll
>>699792527
roll
we need to jump start to child labor industry
>>699792777
HOLY SHIT
>>699792777
Child labour it is
Dubs work them to the death collecting resources
Trips fuckem and double the pop
I want this fucking boat to be built.
>>699792777
20 new labor babies it is!
>>699792991
reroll
we train a militia
trips: a small group of men join the village
>>699792720
The men go mining and gain more resources. Building the storage depot allows for more space but uses some lumber.
Resources: 45
pop: 17
>>699788222
>Take a shit on the mountain
Waiting for labour babies op deliver
OP, can we expect a gif at some point?
>>699793229
ok just ignore my trips then
Build a boat.
>>699793426
Build a bigger boat
>>699793229
we plant some trees
we crossbreed with birds and become birdpeople like in Wind Waker.
Build irrigation sistem and start producing rice
>>699793474
Build a biggerer boat.
>>699792777
dang
A mega orgy happens, the population doubles in size, along with a new fleet of child slaves. (having slaves might cause a revolt)
Pop: 37
Resources: 45
>>699793581
set slaves to build boat
shit on top of mountain
>>699793662
fuggg reroll
Train and equip police to prevent any social conflicts
>>699793581
build extra house
trips mine cave in
da boat plz
slaves build housing estates like those kids in lego commercials
>>699793197
reroll but the militia is composed of freed slave
>>699793716
Reroll
If trips go full military state
>>699793662
need that boat
reroll
also take a shit on the taller of the two mountains
Random event
A feral settlement of niggers move in near you...
>>699793858
>>699793760
we got the boat
Kill the niggers
>>699793893
Whites make peace with blacks and start fucking. +10 mulatto shits
Build irrigazion sistem and grow rice
Lets talk with that mann with the flag in da wood
>>699793893
>>699793920
Build additional boat in lake
Shit on top of tallest mountain
>>699793966
quick, easy, perfect
>>699793966
DOOO ITTTTTT
THIS AIN'T BECOMING AMERICA
Make a full exploration of the coastline
trips: find a great treasure
>>699793893
we build some boats
niggers die because of ebola or some shit
>>699794119
roll
>>699793760
The civ builds a new boat, so they can travel easily and quickly around the island with deaths. And can fish. It use lots of resources although.
Pop: 37
Resources: 25
>>699794062
rerollin
>>699794251
Thank you for the reroll, i'd like to reroll myself
>>699794309
>>699793966
y u no kill niggers?
>>699794309
send 10 people exploring behind the mountains
>>699794119
I will roll for this
>>699794344
the civ uses some more resources to build a small rowboat for fishing in the lake.
pop: 37
Resources: 15
Accidental self-nuke
niggers infect the village with diseases
>>699794119
roll
>>699794628
kid with deformated head is born and is the new god
>>699793966
The men battle with the niggers, it was a decent fight but you just had better technology and more men. ^ lives were lost, but the nigger tribe died.
Pop: 31
Resources: 15
If dubs: develop nukes
If trips: develop nukes and kill the niggers
Where is this OP? He said he'd be back
>>699794895
Use the niggers as food for a lion breeding.
>>699794895
Niggers get gunpowder/guns
>>699794799
>>699794895
build scout post
explore entire island
shit in ocean boats crows nest
>>699794895
Plauge hits
>>699795098
reroll
>>699795037
this
>>699795178
reroll
>>699795232
Roll
Mass incest causes inbred children
>>699795232
Reroll
>>699795320
lol
>>699795178
re-rizoli and isles
>>699795320
Reroll
If dubs build a church
If trips aliens comes from space and takes one of the guys to research
>>699795232
Niggera are immune to plague
>>699795098
rereroll
>>699795427
Roll
>>699795427
Reroll
>>699794799
They explore the coastline and discover two ancient runes next to a stone tablet that read, "The red rune will summon the devil." and "The blue rune will summon god, choose one"
Pop: 31
Resources: 15
Use fucking dead niggers as food for fucking lion breeding.
>>699795178
rolan rolan rolan rolan roll ro rolan rolan rolan
If dubs, Trump becomes president and Hillary rapes your family with a strapon, cackle cackle MMM MMM.
If dubs more civs come across the sea from far lands
If trips Trump comes from far lands
>>699795558
>The blue rune will summon god, choose one
I choose the dead gods from the old game
>>699795558
choose red rune
trips = the runes actually summon infinite cookies
>>699795320
The inbred children become mad and attack the other civs. Eventually the children are killed but with great loss.
Pop: 25
Resources: 15
>>699794895
Discover metal working and use resources from mountain to build weapons and armor.
If trips the mountain is a volcano and erupts.
>>699795623
reroll
>>699795558
red rune
Fuck the rules and choose both
>>699795859
>>699795890
red
rolling for more resources per turn
NIGGERS = FOOD -> LIONS
>>699795859
>This map is shit.
Rolling for plauge
>>699795558
destroy both tablets
there is no god, there is only man
If dubs civs creates religion
If trips civs get rekt by religion, and the people from underground take the land
>>699796169
what would be the name of this religion?
>>699795890
The red rune is chosen and satan emerges from hell. He is pleased by your evils and mass murders. He offers you a deal, you will receive a great gift if someone ever rolls 77 dubs, but you will be met with a horrific fate if anyone rolls 66 dubs.
Do you take it?
Pop: 25
Resources: 15
>>699795867
Reroll
>>699796305
roll
>>699796044
OP acutally struggling drawing lions
>>699796305
of fucking course we take it
>shit in crows nest
>>699796397
reroll
>>699796305
challenge accepted
Take it
>>699796464
close
>>699796445
reroll
If dubs civ create law to protect themselves, but only themselves
If trips Satan comes from hell and gives them The Law (Sacrifices and shit)
>>699796305
Take the deal. Hail Satan!
>>699796490
dope
>rolling for resource gathering
>rolling for shit in crows nest of ocean boat
>rolling for dat 77
>>699796682
fuk reroll
>>699796044
You use the niggers as lion food. Now you have lions.
Pop: 25
Resources: 15
>>699795700
You are missing this OP
I take the deal btw
>>699796682
we're fucked
>>699796682
Rolling 4 dis
dubs = just go fishing
trips = sacrifice of 3 men to get infinite cookies
>>699796490
you take the offer and devil fades away, along with the stones. You hope you never see him again.
Pop: 25
Resources: 15
>>699792299
Fucking OP...Waste of dubs
I take the deal
If trips, Satan is killed by God
>>699796732
roll for Lion attack
roll for 66
>>699796711
Let the lion starve, then release it on Satan.
>>699797033
fuck, where is Satan?
>>699796973
Tame wild horses and train cavalry.
>>699796973
the lions die beause the niggermeat was bad
>>699797033
satan's gone
>roll for lion attack
>roll for marketplace
If dubs, civs procreates
If trips, they procreate just with lolis
>>699795700
A new civ appears from far away lands. Who are they?
Pop:25
Resources: 15
Build a skyscraper.
>>699797306
RAPEFUGEES
>>699797306
>take shit on visitors boat
>drive them away
>start war
>roll for 66
>>699797306
If dubs they are vikings conquering new lands
If trips Trump conquers the land
>>699797306
If they are niggers, genocide.
If they are white/asian, offer mutual help.
>>699797445
this but if trips they're not mad about the shit I took on their boat
If dubs, visitors offer food and resources, peaceful coexistance
If trips they release the Kraken
>>699788222
Vikings arrive on the south shore to rape and pillage.
Dubs: plant some weed
Trips: Nuke the lake
invent a plane
if trips kamikaze village
>>699797699
dank
If dubs we train lion riders
If trips lions also learn to spit flames
>>699797699
Dude weed lmao
Use the hemp to make rope and shit
>>699797699
>rolling for 77
>shit in weed field
>if trips it's beneficial
if dubs
they start to build gas chambers and start to gas every jew in there
>>699797620
Thank you
Also if dubs they have a lot of beer to have high spirit
Trips release Thor
>>69979769
Winrar
>>699797891
roll for this
>>699796305
Rolling
If trips Satan becomes Santa
>>699797433
You have a spy take a shit on the visitors boat before attacking them. You didn't realize how weka you had become and how these settlers were quite strong. Eventually your army was defeated.
Pop: 10
Resources: 10
>>699797914
reroll
Build a watchtower. There would be less deaths in our side in case of a fight.
trips = other civ wants our weed and gives their meth
>>699797684
this
>roll for 77
help us Satan
>>699797999
they start building a cloning machine
>>699797999
God damn OP, stealing trips
If dubs they invent Heavy Metal
If trips they invent White Metal
One of the villagers go berserk because of the death of his comrades and one-handed slain the enemy civ
If trips the villager name is Guts
>>699797999
roll for trips
We flee from this siland
Give the lion weed.
>>699797999
Satan help us
>>699798117
Roll for vikings on South shore to rape and stuff
>>699797999
Share weed with newcomers as a peace offering and befriend them.
If trips its a ruse and we murder them in their sleep.
>>699798267
Reroll
>>699798267
holy shit
reroll
>>699797306
rapefugees, species that have beards, carry a weird book called Quran and demand u to convert to islam or they will kill you
>>699797999
>>699798031
>this
>take a shit on top of it
if dubs they throw grenades at the other civ
if trips godzilla awakes
>>699797999
nice trips, random event now
also, pop kidnaps part of the visitors and holds them hostage
>>699798466
Winrar, do this OP
waiting for that 77 now
>>699798381
reroll
>>699798466
>66 dear god
>>699798475
reroll
We have high lions now.
>>699798466
oh shit 66 dubs
>>699798466
Fuuuuggggggg :D :D
>>699798466
fuuuuuuuuck
>>699798267
Reroll
>>699798788
>>699798799
fuck both of you and your waste of space
>>699798475
refucking roll
>>699798889
off by one
reroll
>>699798799
>>699798955
wait we already gave them weed
the lions get twice more weed
>>699798298
Roll for this
>>699798031
reroll
>>699799099
fucking noobs
just waiting on that update, OP
>>699799099
Holy shit. Double 99 dubs makes Spurdo king of the island.
Slave ship carry slaves and whites crash lands on the island. 100 slaves survive and 5 whites. They set up camp on the east side of the island
Where is OP?
>>699799639
This
lock ness
>>699799415
Why are you still rolling you cunt 66 is about to happen
>>699799639
This is original and funny. what could go wrong
>>699799817
because a fucking watchtower is useful no matter what happens
go fuck yourself
>take a shit on top of this guys house
For Harambe. 16 slave ships crash into the island 3000 niggers survive. We are island now
population increases by 5000
>>699799959
This
>>699799999
UNHOLY SATAN
THE FUCK NOW?
>>699799999
god
>>699799999
Oh shit nigger
>>699799999
We're gonna need some more food production
>>699799999
Dear god, it's beautiful
An earthquake occurs which unearths a sarcophagus containing Giga Nigga. Dubs empower him. Quads kill him. Every minute he lives adds a nigga, a cannibal homo hillbilly, or a muslim terrorist.
>>699800149
Don't worry, we have weed.
>>699800272
Our weed smells extra bad
Bad things :(
If trips, j-pop is created, giving cancer to half the population.
>>699799999
This calls for some facts.
CIA SUCKED MY DICK
66 GET
QUINTS GET
OP IF YOU DON'T UPDATE I WILL GO ELLIOT RODGERS ON YOU
>>699800239
El rollio for this
>>699800411
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>>699800411
If quads OP is not a fag
>>699800411
>>699800541
>>699800636
>>699800728
OP is a fag.
>>699800411
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THIS IS 4-CHAN-B-1 TO 4CHAN-B-FAGS, ABANDON THREAD OVER.
>>699800411
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>>699788222
If Dubs:
Everybody dies and Island gets destroyed by Sun explosion
If Trips:
Whole Universe dies to random subspace event
>>699799999
Wasted quints.
>>699800411
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>>699801165
Apocalypse Reroll
>>699800411
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Book is at the link. (pdf)
>>699800411
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big photo collage wont fit here cuz cunts
>>699800411
,,.
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>>699800411
So yeah, speaking of extra time on your hands.
>>699801466
also, checkem on myself.
only photo of civ i got, sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnlTrq6wLf0
CIA you got fucked up kid.
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