I put my hand to my asshole when I fart so I can hold it to my face and smell it
i admit that i'm a nigga
I suck dick
Fuck a dog in the ass while sucking a jew's nutsack.
>>699781342
Oh shit, I do that too...
when i get hungry sometimes i eat pieces of skin off my feet
>>699781342
i prefer sex vaginal in the missionary position.
>>699781677
pls for conception?
I sold my virginity to a prostitute.
>>699781719
god no i'm not a monster.
I was phone.
I like to watch The Big Bang Theory
I fell in love with nearly ever girl-friend I ever had.
>>699781342
I do this too. I also smell the toilet paper after I wipe. The fuck is wrong with me.
>>699781624
Are you from Canada?
>>699781342
I do that too, its okay. I'd admit it easily.
The thing i cant tell anyone is that im not interested in real women. Im not interested in guys either. I tell anyone im assexual but the thing is can only get erection if i watch hentai/manga. Thats embarassing to tell anyone. No one knows this so dont tell anyone anon kun pls XDXDXD
(pic related)
>>699781342
Only reason I won't drink is because drunk me likes to sexual strangers.
>>699781934
THAT is fucking crazy
>>699781342
anime lolis look appealing somehow, but the live version, not so much, so if I had to fap to cp it'd be anime cp.
>>699781342
i fucked this girl and it later came out that she was my cousin.
>>699782209
and that's a problem because?
>>699781342
I am sexually attracted to my first Cousin. I'm not from Alabama either.
I felt up my stepdaughter on her deathbed.
>>699781342
I love receiving rim jobs.
Dirty sluts are awesome.
I think Hillary is a fucking boss.
>>699782207
Try loli manga and hentai. I bet that's what you need, fam.
>>699781342
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
I really like buzzfeed videos
am gey
>>699781342
i jerk off to pictures of girls i know and imagining myself as them while im gagging on dick
I want to bang my cousin so hard. Installed a spy cam, got nudes of her.
>>699782353
Haven't we all? It's onl...
wait wat?
>>699782207
you aren't asexual, it's just that nobody wants to fuck you
probably cause your sex drive is all fucked up front hentai/manga/porn
seek psychiatric help
>>699782010
me too :(
>>699782345
I fucked a cousin, she won't stop texting me. I am from Alabama.
>>699781342
Here's mine:
>One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park.
>Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
>I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake.
> If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly).
> I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.
Continue?
>>699782353
There is a great story here
>>699781342
I'm voting for Hillary Clinton--and I'm actually pretty pleased with it
>>699782010
thats kinda natural. people tell you every guy has to lack emotion but i like the feeling of being in love
>>699781934
Underrated post.
>>699782209
You sound like fun
Too embarrassed to admit would be me and my sister played "doctor" when we were like 6 and 4. And got caught by our parents...
>>699782551
So what's the problem?
>>699782491
dump?
I do the same as OP, plus when im bored sometimes, i rub my balls and smell my hand.
>>699782551
How was it?
>>699782558
Not so much. She was 17, had a chronic illness and developed late. I wanted to know if she had hair.
>>699782553
>esophagus
stop it right there
>>699782553
Nobody wants to hear about you bragging about killing some innocent bird like the barbarian you are.
>>699781735
Boohoo, get over it faggot.
>>699782420
No-no-no i like big anime tits and ass, no loli cuz its underdeveloped crap. Only pedo likes loli.
>>699781342
I browse 4chan
>>699782579
>actually pretty pleased
I cut of my arm and I'm actually pretty pleased with it
>I pick my nose and eat it on a regular basis
>I make circles on my sphincter with my finger when I'm alone because it feels nice then smell my finger afterwards
>>699782553
go an
>>699782551
Congrats! That's a win, son.
>>699782553
Go on....
I hate people.
>>699782695
Well?
when i cum i do it in the sink
>had an off and on again gay relationship in high school
>I got really drunk last week and ran over a stop sign
>I'm an alcoholic
>I masturbate to guro
>>699782448
Kek
>>699782695
go on...
>>699782553
I like where this is going
>>699782553
>To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite.
>It died as I fucked it's esophagus.
>It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings.
>I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part.
>As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls.
>The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose
>I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.
>>699781342
I don't give a real fuck and lie about my procrastination issues.
>Programming at home
>are you doing something anon?
>yes I have been working in this algorithm whole month
>mfw browsing /b/ whole month
>>699782553
You fucked the swan to death, didn't you, anon?
>>699781342
Saw Green River Killer dump one of his victims. Waited til he left. Confirmed it was a body. Never told anyone about it. They caught him about a year later. Her bones are still there. Guess they never learned about her.
>>699782653
ufile.io/ae003
>>699782746
i do
>>699782673
do yours smell like vinegar?
>>699783023
Lmfao
>>699782775
You might be in denial, son. Try it sometime. It's ok, you don't have to tell anyone you know. I bet once you get past the internalized stigma, you'll be exclusive to loli
>>699782306
>retroactive incest
>>699782695
I've read some shit on here, but good god I hope you're joking/trolling.
If not, I genuinely hope hell exists just for you
>>699781672
I do that sometimes.
Reading about how some serial killers killed people turned me on. I have masturbated while reading some of their stories, but I can't remember which ones off the top of my head. Ted Bundy was hot but a lot of women think that anyway.
>>699783056
google map faggot. lets solve a crime /b/
>>699781342
I already blew my salary on booze and cigarettes. I get paid on the 30th each month..
No food till then I guess
>>699782977
>>699782880
She did not.
>>699781342
ive only ever fucked once, the rest of my life is one giant dry spell
>>699783023
fake
>>699783163
Why?
I jerk off to girls feet almost every night
>>699783023
It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.
>>699783239
Learn how to budget you pathetic faggot. I hope you starve.
>>699783057
more?
>>699781953
I like to watch 2 Broke Girls.
I even laugh sometimes...
>>699782553
>>699783023
nice pasta, kek
>>699782775
>Only pedo likes loli.
wrong. I like loli and think real kids are fucking gross
>>699783290
That sucks, at least you're not a 30 year old virgin though.
even when I'm out in public, i always keep my dick bungy chorded to my leg. It just feels right
>>699783056
>you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
Long story short: I could've prevented someone's death but I didn't because I didn't felt like it. He died a couple of meters away from me
>>699782915
idid that a few time, but i figured cleaning the sink takes too much effort so i dont do it, im a mild germ freak so it'd bother me if i just blasted it with piss
>>699781342
I often dream about being a woman.
>>699782311
Married, so fucking randoms is off the menu.
>>699783056
Intersting, I actually saw streetwise (docuflick) recently, which has one of his victims in it.
Greentxt, bitte?
>>699783320
Nobody needs explaining why touching up their dying stepdaughter is wrong, so you've confirmed you're either trolling or outright beyond help subhuman
i wear adult diapers because i like the way they feel.
>>699781342
I play pokemon go
>>699781342
i bought winrar
>>699783451
and a lil sexci?
>>699781342
I'm still obsessed with somebody from middle school that I haven't talked to in ages.
>>699783602
That's pretty normal I'd say. I think pretty much everyone has wondered at one point how it would be to be the other gender
>>699783363
Don't think I will, got some reserves here and there. But yeah, thanks
>>699783332
a live specimen!! tell me, what exactly is hot about feet?
>>699783271
Well, uh, as a concerned pseudo-parent doing a wellness check on her development, what you did was neither morally nor legally wrong.
I prefer crime that pays shit to working an office job that pays well.
But I have a family to support.
>>699782842
Oh fuck. Are you me?
I'm 17 and I have to suck on my finger and have my hand across my pork and beans to fall asleep. Doing this while masturbating also makes me cum a lot faster. I've done this my whole life.
>>699783831
get the fuck out
>>699783535
I believe him... I was fucked and killed by both Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy
>>699783706
Are you a 40 year old KV?
>>699781342
I do that too, small world
>>699783342
You're fucking crazy, nigger. That's straight up some serial killer shit.
I lost my virginity to my cousin when I was 12..
I have a phobia of not shiting everyday. Made a chart for it.
>>699783720
Perhaps, but I dream about being a woman *and* non-black. Sometimes I'm a Chinese woman, other times I'm Korean, and I'm rarely white.
>>699783824
Right. She was naked under the blankets, the nurse left me alone with her for five minutes, and I found exactly what I was hoping for.
>>699783781
U scared him off u fucking idiot
>>699783023
>I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose
lol if this is real... I swear..
>>699783546
So, how about the long story? It sounds like you need to let this all out.
>>699784003
well do you want to become a woman? because they're two different things
I believe I can see glimpses of the past and future.
I believe time folds on itself and every moment lasts an eternity.
>>699783781
I don't know man, that's like asking "why do you find tits attractive?" They're soft and cute and I want to cum all over them.
I almost always piss in the sink
I want to fuck a trap or shemale
I hold my shit in as long as possible (a few days usually) because it feels fucking great when I finally release it
>>699784228
No, I don't. Though I do want the body-type of a healthy, in-shape woman.
I got drunk and fucked a dude once when i was still experimenting. He was a cute asian twink and i thought i was gonna get a blow job or fuck his boipussy. he ended up taking advantage of me and fucking my ass with his small dick. I came from just anal pleasure alone, and thats the only time another person has ever made me come. I felt so embarrassed after and stopped doing gay shit because of it even though i can easily hook up with guys but among girls I'm basically an r9k robot
I usually fashion some sort of container where I place all my snot I dig out whil sitting around doing work.
>>699783444
The fact that it's copypasta means.......
.......WHAT, exactly? Hmm?
Go on, explain your butthurt with logic and intelligence. Or at least try, and fail hilariously at it. This ought to be GOOD. *sits down with a popcorn bucket*
>>699784004
Was she asleep or something? Why was she sick? Sounds really young to be on a deathbed.
wipe penis after pee
>>699781342
I got hit in the face by the lead singer of RATT--and I cried like a pussy cuz of shock. Jon Bon Jovi laughed at me.
>>699781342
TEST
>>699784503
you wipe instead of shake?
>>699784231
wow I do too, like every second has it's own infinite and continuous loop
>>699784231
do you ever have dreams where you see a random moment in the future, and then realize it when that moment finally happens? Does that make sense?
>>699784312
You're probably a kid or teenager. That's bad for you. As you get older, if you keep it up, you'll find out exactly why you're not supposed to do that.
nothing really. There's things I keep to myself for certain people. But within my core group of friends it's pretty much no holds barred.
>>699781342
I often masturbate to cuckold porn
We lie about it but honestly..
girls really do poop.
>>699784433
>being this mad
>>699784585
usually both to be sure
>>699784243
It's just interesting, that's all. I'm more of an ass-guy, but would you say that feet are the most attractive part of a girl? More so than tits or ass?
>>699784503
yeah me too. shaking is only good for people who enjoy sitting with piss in their underwear
>>699781672
didn´t expect to find Stallman on /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
>>699781342
I do that shit all the time nigga
You newfags don't know shit. This is the real and original pepe right here.
And I do, in fact, pull my pants down all the way to go pee. Did it way before the shitty memes.
I'm into vore and have been since i was 8.
>>699782449
Now I admit I've done this but I'm normally myself in these fantasies
>>699781342
That I have nothing embarrassing to admit, my life is boring
>>699784754
Uncut fag detected.
>>699784904
i dont want to lose my virginity until i get married
>>699781342
I used to listen to Nickleback
>>699781342
I finger my bum hole when i masturbate
I'm embarrassed to admit that Super Smash Bros Melee has taken over my life
>>699784713
>we
Lets see those tits now
>>699782695
And.....
>>699781342
I am 33, and a "gang" of people bully me.
I live with my brother, and my neighborhood is filled with young dudes who do nothing but smoke weed and seek trouble.
They are too many, like, dozens and all know each other so they back each other.
They dislike me like no one else in the neighborhood so everytime I walk near them they talk louder and louder mocking me.
About a month ago I got in a fight with a 20 something guy and while I was trying to take him to the floor other kid came behind my back and kicked me in the knee, I fell and the other dude kicked me in the head.
I will have to take boxing lessons soon, but in the end the only option I have is to save money and buy my own place.
I estimate it will take me about 5 years of hard work to get the money, in the meantime this is gonna be hell...
>>699781342
I once was drunk sleeping on friends couch and it was wet next day. Blamed it on sth else. Feel still bad, don't know why it happened, happens never
>>699784782
Nah, definitely not the most attractive part. It's just a big bonus if a girl can really rock a pair of sandals or high heels.
>>699781342
Rush is my favorite band. My uncle who molested me got me into them.
>>699781624
Is that an admission or a directive?
>>699782207
fuckin weeaboo
>>699785024
You're not alone. I've been talking to a girl for like a year and a half that's a virgin, too.
Dating them is an excruciatingly slow process past a certain age because they are so simply out of touch with social interaction that it's all new and alien, and their ideas are so idealistic, it's like I'm in the 50's again..
When I can't poop I finger my vag and since it shares a wall with the rectum I can push the poop out without touching it
>>699784562
This is now my most favorite thing on the internet. Thank you, anon.
>>699785110
Do you have stand your ground laws there?
>>699785110
Buy a gun, dude. and educate yourself on when you can shoot someone.
>>699784614
I'm not the OP of the post you replied to, but I exactly what you're talking about and I experience it on a daily basis. I'm a person of logic, but this shit makes me skeptical of everything I believe.
>>699781342
I use my hand to spread my butt cheeks so my farts don't make noise. Sniffing of my hand may or may not occur afterwards.
>>699785086
Already answered.
>>699783271
>>699784004
>>699783271
Jesus fuck, green text that story fucker.
I wanna hear it ALL
>>699784231
I sometimes dream about an event and it happens later in life, while it will feel like a dejavu. Sometimes I think what someone will say or do and just say it to myself or the person next to me.
>>699785397
>>699785407
we 'murica nao
I have a huge ass crush on a non blood related 'cousin' and there are little signs she's into me too, but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it
>>699785073
let it snow, le tits now
I think she found all my emotional shitposts. I didn't even know she browsed image boards. Why did i have to be so specific. I feel like i'm being monitored. It's over. It's all over.
>>699783194
Are you a grill?
>>699784938
Mutilated jew detected. Fuck off you indoctrinated fucking ameriburger. Stop telling yourself ANYTHING from that incestuous third world shithole of yours is better at ANYTHING
>>699785489
This isn't the first time I've confessed it here. Probably not the last either. Only place I can get it off my chest.
>>699785110
Just earn some respect, next time they do sth get a baton and hit first coming at you right in the head, then maybe one or two more will follow. As soon as 2 or 3 down and injured they will loose Moral.
Or
If someone says something ask for an 1v1, have some backup dudes with weapons so other won't do shit. Then hit guy really hard and ask who wants Battle next
>>699782842
Dude. Yes.
>>699781735
How much?
Never posted this before but I'm gonna type this here, not pre-written so please don't get your dicks hard just yet.
>be 7
>have 6 year old sister
>no concept of sex, just know i get aroused when i see female parts
>idea sparks
>my sister farts a lot
>nasty ass fuck
>skinny, mexican girl that is bratty
>you know who im talking about
>i tell her that her farts smell like my old cousins
>ask if she can sit on my face and let me smell
>agrees
>does this for a while
Continue?
>>699781342
I literally just place my swivel chair in the middle of my living room, blast my wireless headphones to max, and spin.
When I spin (rather fast, aswell) I imagine I'm some hero, or bad guy, some very important person in a very generic narrative.
I'm often inspired by films and movies and such, and will often place myself in, either as a grunt along for the ride, or a marry sue.
I'll be 26 in september. I've been doing this since I was 13.
>>699785322
nice lifehack
now show your tits you fucking cow
>>699781934
But who was dog?
>>699785586
Kek
>>699781342
Got blown by my fem teacher in 9th grade. Happened 3 times. Never told anyone about it. She still teaches.
I resent my S.O. because I got a huge payout from a disability claim, thousands of dollars, and he decided to quit his job to become a "writer". While writing nothing, and forcing me to pay all the bills.
You'll never be a fucking writer, because you lack the self discipline it takes to sit down and actually write something. You spend all your time playing video games while forcing your disabled girlfriend to pick up the tab. I could've bought a new fucking car, I couldn't gone back to school, I couldn't done any number of things. Instead, I paid rent for an entire year and burned through all of it moving us halfway across the fucking country. I can't even look at your face without being reminded of it, but I try to handle it because I love you and because the sex is great....
Except when you started prematurely ejaculating. I have to masturbate to pick up the slack of our sex life, because you can't even get inside me without cumming. I wish I was exaggerating. I have to think of my exes when we have sex now, because the foreplay is so non existent. You're my best friend, my soulmate, but you've fucked me over so many times that I can't even keep track anymore.
Your brother walked all over me while you sat there watching and saying nothing. Your family walked all over me after I moved across the country to be with you, and you did nothing. Your friend called me a "cunt", and you did nothing. You do nothing to protect me, and its fucked up my concept of who you are as a man.
Instead of being my boyfriend, you're like a child I have to take care of. I have to do everything just to make sure it gets done correctly. The pressure is unbelievable, and I can't say anything about it because I don't want to ruin what we have. I fucking hate you sometimes, for so many reasons now.
>>699785586
If you're being monitored, it's probably from your device itself. Otherwise, maybe a touch of paranoia on your part.
But spyware is easy, cheap, ubiquious, and surreptitious. It's so easy a granny or a kid could install it. So, yeah, you may be monitored, dude.
I like watching animals get eaten alive by other animals
>>699785610
>>699784502
Chronic, genetic illness, from birth. She was in an induced coma.
>>699783342
Same chick as >>699783194
Once a guy choked me out of complete anger and did it for quite a long time, then shook me around and threw me. He could have easily killed me but I had never been so turned on in my life. I'm pretty sure that guy has actually killed people in his life and that gets me off too. After he did that to me I was the happiest fucker you ever did see for years. I went back to visit him recently and let him chain me up to the point of no movement and torture and humiliate me for hours. He convinced me to do the same to him and got hard as a rock. We never even took off our clothes but it was the hottest thing I ever experienced. That fact that I feared for my life really got me, I practically came in my pants. There's video footage but I don't have it, it's at his house.
Now I'm fucking a guy who once cut a tranny's tits off and him telling me that story was what made me sexually attracted to him. I miss the other guy though, he's damn near perfect.
But raping a swan's throat until it died is some next level shit that I can't even fathom. Each to their own, I guess.
>>699785397
>>699785407
I live in Costa Rica, most people like this place but this mediocre society sickens me.
I honestly want to buy a small piece of land and live in the mountains, I don't care if I never find a QT 3.14 to live with me, I just want to have peace.
>>699785397
>Do you have stand your ground laws there?
No idea what that is
>>699785407
>Buy a gun
That would probably kill me in the long run, If I shot someone, another of the cowards would eventually come for me and shoot me as well.
>>699783618
You're married, not dead.
fap to gay furry porn
>>699785586
>Emotional shitposts
Kek
>>699785657
If this guy had backup dudes, he wouldn't be in this situation.
Obviously he's allowed himself to become some kind of neighborhood loser. Never be the village idiot. Be the village psychopath, and they wont' dare set foot near your land.
I know what I'm talking about. But you have to have a show of force, (as in, real force, not showmanship) and be ready to follow through, as well.
>>699785587
No, I'm a stove.
>>699785322
I want proof
>>699781342
I'm narcissistic because I'm mentally superior to everyone I meet. I play it down because socially I lagged behind. I was adopted by dumb betas, like a cuckoo in the nest, who were in the army and we lived somewhere new every 2 years. I gave up on life rather than become the true machiavellian I could be.
I did it
>>699781342
I want to go columbine on a school but can't find an easy way to obtain a gun.
>>699785717
Sure, sounds like a nice degenerate story
>>699785975
I file my quarterly productivity metrics more often than we have sex, are you sure there is a difference?
>>699784126
Afraid of that. I was in charge of a paraplegic that night who wasn't doing well. Well, "not well" is an understatement. Was doing 18+ hour shifts but we were allowed to sleep. Bastard kept me calling me -literally- every 5/10 minutes for shit like drinking some juice or vomiting or helping him cough because lack of nurses. Very small hospital.
Couple of hours before shift end I lied down and closed my ears even though I knew if he vomited he would choke in it because he was non stop coughing so he would inhale it. Did it anyway. He was a dick
>>699782579
Why the actual fuck.. don't you want to ever amount to anything? Anyone with half a brain and a desire to be more than a burger flipper should not vote for her. I'm not saying to vote for trump, just don't vote for this shrill hag.
>>699785936
I'M THE SAME WAYYY.
no one would even believe that i jerked off to shemale hentai, shemale on shemale hentai, shemale on man hentai, futa hentai (same as B4) and how i stick my fingers up my ass on occasion sometimes
>>699786085
He could do Psychoterror aswell. Get a pig hed from slaughtery and place it at night in front of door. Call at midnight and other times and say nothing. Acid in postbox. Blood from slaughtery at door. Such shit :D
>>699785811
What kind of disability?
>>699786558
>>699785936
edgebitches
>>699785811
dude, you need to take care of your own shit before you can take care of anyone. Don't share your income with a parasite. You may have allowed it all to go too far to fix, but it's probably not to late. At least keep a secret savings account.
>>69978505I4
feel ya bruh
>>699782421
You fucking idiot his name is master chief.
>>699782939
I want to hear about the stop sign.
BTW, I'm drunk now.
>>699781342
me too. we like our own brand. also i eat my snot.
i think many, many adults do these things but thankfully a silent agreement makes us conceal them. just dont be an asshole and call them out publicly if busted (keep it minor so they will just improve themselves)
>>699786587
>>699785586
Refuse to end up like this guy. It's one that prevents me from getting a job due to its severity.
>>699786640
Can't help it, man.
I pay full price for video games on Steam
I'm very good looking--but I'm not attracted to boys or girls. I get hit on all the time, and have even had sex with females just because I thought it was the normal thing to do. I just really don't like being around people at all.
>>699786085
Bullied guy here, once in 2011 4 dudes came at me, seeking trouble, one punched me in the jaw so we started to fight.
I beat his ass, and the next weekend they reunited and stayed near my house, probably awaiting for me to head out.
Once I had to go out, all I could do was to turn up the volume of my Ipod so I couldn't hear whatever they said.
There's no solution, if I beat one of them, another will take its place, all they want is to hurt me by fighting me over and over again...
All I can do is move out
>>699783682
receipt or it didnt happen
>>699787008
I pirate all of my games
I go on 4chan
>>699784503
same cause my foreskin is really tight and shaking just wont cut it
>>699786086
Show me your stove pipe, you saucy bitch.
>>699786355
>>699787008
I bought some game at full price like 2 days after the summer sale. Didn't even care. I'm not even rich
>>699787073
"Asexuality" is a thing.
>very good looking
Post pic and we'll see for ourselves whether or not this problem is by choice.
>>699781342
im still loving here even is she dumped 2 years ago
I liked Windows Vista a lot more than XP
>>699784312
I'm 30
What issues can it cause, dr anon?
>>699783682
wasn't there some green text where anon got a copy of winrar from his mom for his bday lol
>>699786489
Wow, you're a real piece of shit to still try to rationalize it when your job was to help him. The job you were getting paid for. The job you voluntarily chose, and said you would do, but instead you let him die.
>>699781342
i like to smell dirty panties that i steal from unsuspecting girls, i use them as cum rags when they stop smelling like the girl i stole them from
>>699782207
fuck off max
tapette
>>699787243
Not gonna happen. Reverse image search would find me. I'm known. D list.
>>699787078
You have to get everyone Single. I Group they are strong, imagine what happens they are alone. You can say something like 'let me alone or I will watch you guys and when you are alone i will beat you guys in row into hospital'
>>699786967
Is it mental or physical?
>>699786558
*high five*
Let's find us a psychopath
>>699786379
Perhaps not. My condolences.
I admin a facebook page about anime.
>>699787078
Well, I'm glad I don't live in some god forsaken shithole like that. If that happened here, I would blow all their brains all over my lawn and the sheriff would probably high five me for helping clean up the fucking county.
>>699785030
same
>>699782553
I threw a rock in a lake and snapped a goose neck, he struggled to fly but drowned with wings flailing around.
I wanted to hit one, but not kill it and witness it suffer a devastating death.
>>699784312
>>699787309
>who's Sigmund Freud
Read up on him you anal bastard
>>699787348
I know, we literally had to vow and everything. But it's the exception and not the rule. Still, admittedly, even one is too many
I had a super sexual childhood and I was always ashamed to tell anyone so it wouldnt lead back to my parents.
So I deliberately came off as a nerd in that department.
Now I'm too ashamed to tell anyone because no one would believe me.
>>699786697
You mean lie? I can't do that, I'm awful at it. Besides we both have the passwords to all of each others accounts. He'd find out eventually.
>take care of my own shit
That's impossible to do when we're both co dependent to this level. I have to do everything, but it's all stuff that I would've been doing anyways if I were living a single lifestyle. So I guess I have no room to bitch about it, but I've never had to take care of someone to this extreme before. This is a man who scorched a mark into my cutting board, because I came in with groceries and distracted him from which burner he was supposed to turn on. How do you begin to address that level of...what? Inattentiveness?
>>699787470
Neurological.
>>699787448
In his situation, I would recommend actions more than words.
he is certainly right to want to move away. I hope he does.
>>699787751
That sounds kind of fun, if only I wasn't such a beta that a barely leave my house.
> Pick my nose and eat boogers everyday
> I jerk off at least 3 times a day, sometimes to trap porn, sometimes to fat bitches
> My cousin once jerked me off, and sucked on my cock when I was 11
> Almost fucked cousin vaginally but cock would not fit in vagina
> I pick pimples, and scabs from head and eat them
> I have a panty fetish, love to wear my grillfriend and jerk off
>>699784562
Did you deserve it?
>>699787348
You sound like you have feelings. Stop that.
>>699788024
> Also stole cousins panties and jerked off in them
> Stole dad's girlfriends panties and jerked off in them
> Jerked off in younger sisters panties
I have worms but I don't take medication because I like masturbating when it itches and tickles
And I like to finger my ass for worms like I do my nose for boogers
>>699781342
I vape
>>699786982
You can, you just don't want to. You want to revel in your snowflakeness, while putting your life at risk. You've never actually been in a scenario where you literally feared for your life, because if you had you'd be having the same reaction I'm having right now.
>>699787448
Im telling you, they are too many, is a whole neighborhood so they could perfectly reunite about 10 to 20 in a single afternoon, they do nothing in their lives so they are free most of the time. If they planned it, the numbers could rise up to 50 people.
How the fuck can you be prepared to fight 50 people in a row?
Or even 2, shit, just fighting one guy is exhausting, if I beat one and another came up I'd be fucked.
There's honestly no solution in sight, these people are sick and predate on me because I don't even have parents, and I dont want to go to jail and ruin my option to get a well payed job that could allow me to get a house by killing somebody.
>>699782037
Smells good man.
Also I have a scat fetish so that might explain a thing or two
Had sex with my girlfriends elderly aunt multiple times
>>699785936
are most girls like this because I don't think I can do this to a girl without like killing her, not that I want to I just fear that the power will overcome/blind me and I'll kill them
>>699781342
I have a vore fetish.
>>699787867
Dude, it's normal. A lot of healthy people have sex play as kids. It only gets a bad rap because of politics. When I was 7, I was making out with the neighbor girl that was a year older than me. All kinds of sucking and licking, and just fun times. I'd even eat her out.
I think she might have been played with at home, too, since she was really sexual and knew more than I did.
She's a high priced escort dating some super rich guy now. Go figure. He's even paying for her bastard kids to get an education, hahaha. I can imagine the cycle continues.
>>699788186
>>699788302
Oic
>>699788490
No, they're not. These girls aren't even like this. They have rape fantasies but they've never actually been raped before.
>>699787349
Same
Im a vegan and i havent told anyone in 20 minutes
>>699787934
what's that got to do with this shit >>699785586
?
>>699787867
This reads like you were molested by your parents.
>>699788661
Are you feeling alright?
Every time I meet an even decent looking girl, I immediately imagine eating her ass.
>>699781342
I tried to have sex with my sister's dog twice. I'm glad I failed both times and grew up since then
i really want to fuck my sister.
I had warts on my penis when I was small. I always made it bleed, put it on toilet papper and spread it all over the public toilet seat.
Still don't know why.
>>699788822
No i feel terrible. Im a vegan by the way.
>>699788843
Male or female dog?
