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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699765210
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Saber claim
>>699769608
That's Kyouko
Fixing my files one thumbnail at a time
>>699769884
Uhuh, Nargaacuga is extremely cool. Also there are now Deviant monsters. It's endgame content. You remember Rathian? The wyvern which always sommersaults to poison you? Yeah, you got that now in hardcore. Dreadqueen Rathian. Poison is even more lethal and design is a bit changed.
I think downloading the Demo is the best you can do so you can get a feel for the changes.
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Not my day.
still here
and
>>699770376
what happens if you end up with a foot fetish person
Not...dead...yet...
>>699770467
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>>699770542
Why's that lov?
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
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>>699770750
>>699770429
>>699769884
Idk what specifically always on the edge of throwing up and I didn't feel like eating all day
Gardy claimed
>>699770594
Geez, if that happens, then I'm really screwed...
>>699770851
Oh, glad it's nothing important.
>>699770495
Holy shit that sounds awful tbh
>In a good way
That's right I forgot the game has a demo
I will check it out thanks!
>>699770726
Hey kneesocks!
Long time no see
What are you up to?
>>699770852
So you're probably just a little sick
>Nervous for the change maybe
Maybe you just need to lie down and watch some series with us
>True detective
>>699770999
well you could explain that you did it to not get murdered. you could hope they like playing with the stumps or lastly just get fake toes.
>>699770376
>How are your sides holding up?
It hurt first to my sides, but then the pain moved to my chest, and now my head hurts. Gotta eat something.
>>699771278
How about you eat the sausage between my legs, baby
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>>699771356
Lewd
>>699770750
>>699770999
oh, hello gardi.
You finally done with googling gardevoir pics?
If yes, try danbooru or gelbooru and after that pixiv. You'll find plenty of garde pics... Just... ignore the fetish ones, alright?
>>699771148
No problem! You can also just watch some gameplay on youtube.
>>699771278
you got this much pain from running?
>>699771186
Maybe I'd just have to dump them... I wouldn't want some feet-worshiping cunt playing with severed stubs...
>>699771278
Well, if you gotta go fast like sonic, you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices :^)
>>699771515
Pocky
>Inb4 it's a sample
>>699771148
Yeah I'm about to get on. But I need to finish akame. I'll check the chat between episodes
>>699771601
what if that was the only flaw in them you could find though?
>>699771278
>>699771601
>Sonic
>Not keemstar
Come on boiiiii
>>699771576
I dont really feel like they're useful
>Sponsors
Just started true detective marathon on the stream.
>>699771356
How lewd of you
Sachi’s dead
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>699771576
Thanks Chara, I'll be sure to do that.
>>699771827
Madoka can be sanic fest.... but I am the only one who is FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIII
>>699771736
Then it would be the flaw to bring the tree down.
>>699771655
Okay cool, where did you guys stop yesterday?
>>699771853
Join us guys
>>699771356
Lewd as dicks.
>>699772020
even if it was just a little bit?
>>699771827
Yeah, but since you just want to see what new content the game has you can just type in youtube "difference between mh 4 and mhgen" and you get what you're looking for... times 100
>>699772020
always happy to help when I'm not doing a genocide run~
I'm back, my cat was hungry.
>>699771356
Don't be so lewd to Madoka
>>699771356
Oh wait, this is better than the one i have. Txn
>>699772262
Depends on how freaky the fetish is. But would you like it if some girl liked sucking on your severed finger's stub?
Guys! I saw makoto! He's cute as fuck!
>>699772292
Yea I guess you're right
I can just mute if I want to
>Not doing a genocide run
Why so hugbox?
>>699772732
Of course
Also he almost died
>Tell him tsun thinks he's cute
>>699772652
it wouldnt like it but if thats what they wanted to do and it wasnt all the time i would mind only a little bit.
>>699772022
I don't know when it stopped but I left at ep 10 I think.
Jack-O super claimed
>>699771651
Nah, that one is good.
>>699772732
Fuck you, no I'm not!
>>699772829
I'm nooooot!
>>699772732
100% sure we'll get an 'Am not!' from mobile soon.
>>699772956
You're much more tolerating than I am, I suppose...
>>699772763
Oh, there's a reason to why you do a pacifist after a genocide run.
Usually when you do a pacifist run without a genocide run you get the "happily ever after" kind of ending. A photo showing Frisk with all his friends.
But... when you do a pacifist run after a genocide run...
The Photo shows Chara and all the friends are crossed out with red.... Implying you killed them all after the "happy ending".
You could say the pacifist run after the genocide run is the true bad ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG-RWA1kbk0
>>699773047
Yay
>>699773206
>>699772732
Kek
>>699772829
He almost died only for me~
>>699773206
So predictable. Haha!
>>699773435
Not to mention the Chara laugh from Frisk after Tor gives him pie in bed.
>>699773325
IM FAST AS FUC BOOOOI!
>>699773448
We'll see how predictable I am when we're back on the bike. :^)
>>699773334
well yeah its not often i find people who like me
>>699772998
Oh okay. Well have fun watching.
If you wanna talk I'm lurking
>>699773206
Super qt
Also feeling better now?
>>699773435
Holy shit really? That's pretty crazy.
I wanna play it now again
>Did the three runs then stopped
>>699773448
He is such a cutie
You are perfect for each other ~
Claiming my glitchy waifu
Mitsuru claimed. It was love at first sight
>>699773708
Yeah you are. Well, I gotta head to work. I will be back when I leave work.
>>699773826
I am not! REEEEEEE!
My knee still stings a bit, but I'm feeling fine otherwise. I'm just imagining the freak out my grandmas going to have if she finds out.
>>699773932
Bai Roreeee.
>>699773647
oh yeah... i still have to hear that one... I should play it again.
>>699773826
Yup, really. The game has so much thought put into it, it's amazing. I still think the visuals are shit.
>Should have been Comic form at least.
but oh well, it's a good game
Plus many theories. You know Frisk never talks, right? So there is the theory, that everything you read when you check your opponents is actually Chara telling you about them.
Fun Fact: Frisk fell exactly on top of Charas Grave.
>>699773746
>its not often i fin people who like me
You think that comes easily to anyone in this thread? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uJhTOPzF6A
>>699773746
I like you tomoko
>>699774088
Kek yea the scariest part of having an accident are your relatives
>You're so cute I could eat you all up
>>699774173
Yea im really impressed by the game but honestly the community is shit that's why I don't want to say I like it
That's an interesting theory I will keep it in my mind when I play
>That's dark
>>699773899
yeah? well hello
>>699774193
well no but wouldnt it help if I was i dont know more open minded?
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>699774636
I would agree that being more open minded is a good thing. But there is is a fine line between open minded and lowing your standards.
>>699774624
I also distance myself from the community. The theories they work out are amazing and some stories they come up with are good... but most of the time it's just shipping characters and making hentai out of it... and I don't want to be associated with them. That's also the reason why I choose Chara as my waifu and not Frisk or Toriel.
>>699774868
I think... this is the most inteligent thing I've read today. No, really, never saw it that way.
>>699774624
want to move to my neighborhood?
>>699774868
well then i guess they are pretty low.
>>699773826
Thanks glad to know I have someone to talk to in the thread
>>699775040
Well, it might be too low for me, but not too low for you. To each their own.
>>699775035
Thanks m8
>>699774429
It's like Aphex Twin had a kid with an hip-hop artist.
MeguMINE
>>699775035
You're a pretty sane guy
>Browses waifu
>Is a huge undertale fan
Never expected to this
But I completely agree with you I call them the new sonic community
>>699775040
Id love to tbh
>Nice weather everyday
>Live with a waifufags
If I knew where you live and I had the money id be on a plane right this second
>>699775188
Always friend
Also you and queen seem good friends
>>699774786
Pretty good and you?
>>699774088
You are REEEEEEEE
>>699775306
Megu-
Gonna switch to a boat wife within a month
>>699775290
I'm so bored I'm going to make a beat.
Or a song.
Or whatever I'm feeling like.
>>699775281
i mean as long as they dont steal and arnt assholes then its good. I really just want someone to talk to in the end i guess.
>>699775537
well let me know when you make it to california then
>Phone dies as soon as I finish posting I'm back
>Cat stole my charger
Damn cat
>>699775537
>pretty sane guy
Thanks, I hear that a lot. I guess the internet is just the perfect example of the "the bigger the crowd, the dumber it reacts" phenomen.
>I call them the new Sonic community
Holy fuck my sides.
I was a huge Sonic fan but thank god I never discovered the sonic site of the internet until I was a teenager. I cringed hard. Really hard.
>>699775871
So you're on the computer now?
>>699775734
Do it, you might end up realizing it's easier than you think and turn into a big thing.
What do you have in mind?
>>699775537
yeah I like him a lot
>>699775612
Megu-
Been like 3-4 months since someone first said that
Lol @ this faggot roleplay shit
>>699775942
I don't have a PC, I just found my charger and took it from him
>>699775962
Aren't you just as crazy as him?I might be thinking of someone else though.
>>699771148
So tired. Worked six days
>>699775947
You.
>>699776174
You don't have a PC... how... how can you live like that?
Shygal claimed.
Hello again, how's life?
>>699775612
I'm fine, just being bored and relaxing. Cute picture of Saber by the way!
>>699775824
I practically have the same standards but I'd have to add two more. They shouldn't weigh more than 400, and they shouldn't be a fedora tipping tumblrfag
>>699776290
welcome back. about the same. you?
>>699776403
i thought those were givens
>>699776290
Welcome. It's treating me and some other anons well. Some others it's treating bad. How's life treating you?
>>699776250
Cute. Love inspired beats tend to be good. Or terrible. Let's see how it goes.
Reporting for duty!
>>699776489
It's pretty good, I gotta leave in about an hour or so, maybe less.
>>699776565
Like an abusive relationship.
>>699776174
Maybe you have the wrong guy Idk we've never really talked. But I wouldn't consider myself as a sane person either
Gonna hop off for a bit guys, gonna do some night-surfing. (maybe I'll actually catch a wave this time)
>>699776779
Hey Laura doing well?
>>699776326
That's good. Thanks you too
>>699775824
Okay sure.
>Searching for flights
>First thing that comes up
"San Francisco a city for hippies"
I'm in
>>699775942
Kek I just think they're a lot, and I mean A lot, stupid people on this world.
And the internet has given them the opportunity to share it.
>Huge sonic fan never discovered that side of the internet
Holy shit are you me
I loved the games but when I saw the custom characters I died a little inside
>Guilty pleasure I still enjoy some from time to time
>>699775962
I think it's pretty funny that either people love him or hate him here
>No in between
>>699776188
Damn that's hard
Made fat stacks though
Glad you're here
>>699776747
>>699776842
ahh well for nothing bad i hope
>>699776903
bye have fun
>>699776972
nearest big city to me is about 300 miles or 482 km
Calamity-masu'd
PATHETTTIIIICCCCCCC
>>699776965
Family issues still occuring, still not a big deal.
>>699776842
Well shit, why? What happened?
>>699776972
I also sometimes get out Sonic Heroes or Sonic Adventure DX. But only rarely.
Sadly the current sonic games are rather... broken I suppose. Either too easy or too buggy.
>Custom sonic Characters
Let's just pretend those don't exist.
Waifus are fucking cancer.
What have I learned today?
>makoto a cute
>need to go to 5 Guys again
>I like sleep
>>699770355
This is the cancer that's killing /b/
>>699777485
Five guys is really good
PENNY RETURNS!
>>699777140
You wanna do that cute cancerous thing where we just reply to each other with pics?
It's less obnoxious than roleplay, I guess.
>>699777485
You learn more in one day than I learn in one month.
Waifu threads are /b/s cancer.
>>699777569
Implying /b/ wasn't, or isn't already cancer
Implying /b/ was EVER good
Implying it wasn't a haven of NEETs and weebs as it will always be.
A few good things came out of /b/ years ago, thats not the case anymore.
Get The Fuck Over It.
>Thought this posted 10 minutes ago
>Captcha ran out during posting
FML
>>699776188
Oh shit man, I haven't seen you in a while, how's things been?
>>699776285
I had to choose between PC gaming and guns, I went with guns because I can play games on my Xbox and my PC could never run any of the good PC exclusives anyway.
>>699776290
Privyet
>>699775824
>as long as they dont steal
Oh, I see how it is.
>>699777485
Never been to 5 Guys, what's so good about that place?
>>699777201
Nah, just driver's training.
>>699777379
It's nothing too big, I've just been having a bunch of bad days lately.
WAIFUS ARE FUCKING CANCER
>>699777335
Well at least it's not unbearable. Doing anything at the moment
>>699777379
>Custom Sonic characters
>CUSTOM SONIC CHARACTERS
Almost puked tbh fam
>>699777485
Kek'd harder than I should've
>Inb4 I'm not
WAIFU THREADS ARE FUCKING CANCER
>>699777778
HA
>>699777813
Are you waiting for a response?
>>699777778
FUCK
>>699777778
Haha go fuck yourself
>>699777777
>>699777778
the almost godtier post number does not lie
>>699777778
>>699777813
You forgot to post your waifu faggot
>>699777485
Oh god, if Five Guys wasn't so expensive...there fries and burgers are god tier
>>699777739
Great burgers
>they give you a shit ton of freshly cut fries.
Bacon is always crispy at Five Guys.
>>699777813
Here's that (you) ya wanted.
>>699777632
>>699777202
welcome back.
>>699777485
5 guys is a burger place right? that sounds good
>>699777739
from me. other places i dont mind.
>>699777749
already got a car?
I believe he was going for the 7s get >>699777778
>>699777739
ah, that makes sense then. Well, I'm going with PC then
>>699777749
Huh, I see. Must suck.
>>699777797
>let's just pretend they don't exist
Why did you almost puke?
>>699778002
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>699777632
Say ''cute'' ''not cute'' while your doing it
>>699778190
Chara doesn't call me a jerk anymore.
>>699778165
The thought that it exists
>Saber
>>699777201
holy shit thats far as fuck
thats twice as big as my country
>>699777379
>sonic heroes
is it gay to say that i love you?
i agree sonic boom was an abomination, but i enjoyed generations
>phone died while i was typing
>mfw
>>699778049
Not yet, can't legally drive right now, hence drivers training.
>>699778165
Indeed, it been getting better though.
>>699777615
Five guys was pretty good. But I ordered the wrong thing. Still good though!
>>699777632
Today was pretty insightful. Kek, looks like you need more schooling.
>>699777739
Well the reason I need to go is because I ordered the wrong thing so I didn't get my full experience that I so wanted. First time I go there.
>>699777778
Kys
>>699777797
Kek, he'll be busy on a five hour trip.
>>699777903
Yeah my thoughts exactly. Not a place I would go every time I want a burger. Special occasions? Sure.
>>699778049
Yeah it's a burger place. Pretty good.
>>699777485
Oh yeah, and bike kind of scare me too. I learned that too
>ika
>>699778362
Because you're less jerky
>>699778431
Fuckin RIP m8
Sonic you say? I liked Sonic Dreams Collection.
>>699778431
yeah not a whole lot where i live.
>>699778436
thats probably not that much fun
>>699778485
now i want a burger or pizza
>>699778049
Still hurts. Gotten better though.
>>699778720
Sonic dreams collection was the shit
>>699778485
>you need more schooling
I do, no money for that though.
>>699778431
>mfw
Your face got pixelated?
>>699778362
I will be calling you a jerk forever and ever. But why do you enjoy that so much?
>>699778235
Good suggestion, cute.
>>699778409
Just type your name and put "the hedgehog" behing it and search in google pictures. You'll die cringing.
>>699778431
Yup, that's pretty gay man.
Generations... yeah, I enjoyed it too... but I bought it on 3DS and was done after 2 hours. With the whole story.
2 fucking hours.
Every Sonic Advance needed longer. Hell Sonic Rush was better in that regard.
>>699778436
That's good then. You need the downs in live to see and appreciate the highs and ups.
>>699778720
I'm not that old yet to know those games. But my Uncle does actually have that game in his collection.
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>699778993
>cute
I know
>>699776972
yeah.. unfortunately there's a lot more hating him but I can understand why
>>699778720
yea my phone is being real weird today
>36%
>suddenly get pop up 0%
>shuts off
i cant afford a new one
>sonic guilty please
i have actually plated that kek
>>699778775
yea but
>twice my country size
do you even realise how ridiculous that sounds for me
>>699778993
ye
>>699779028
>idc you are awesome
yea it was quite short agreed
>>699779216
i guess i can too but i just feel bad
>>699778976
Aww yea
>My favourite was the Eggman MMO
Took me 20 minutes to figure out how to get it to run.
>>699779028
Nice
>Penny The Hedgehog
Oh God No.
>>699778775
Yeah, but I kinda feel like being able to drive so I'm willing to power through.
>>699779028
Amen.
Alright, I gotta go, see ya later#
>>699778924
did you get someone to massage you?
>>699779292
just get used to not traveling
>>699779360
bye
>>699779292
>Stare Deeply into his eyes
>YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
I love that part, cracks me up every time.
>>699777917
Sounds good, but I've been to every state between Texas and Michigan and Tennessee and Alabama and never seen one.
>>699778049
All right then.
>>699778924
>Still hurts. Gotten better though.
Lewd.
