It's time for a Civ thread
Dubs decides what happens
Two small tribes- one red, one blue- sit at either side of a river. Both gather resources and wait cautiously for the other to make a move.
Red Pop: 10
Blue Pop: 10
My fellow blue people! It is with a heavy heart that I, youre president, must tell you that the reds across the river have been stealing our food! We must act in order to combat this red evil.
>>699767952
blue tribe turns into gay paradise retreat, all women and children are executed, bonus wealth from tourism.
red village builds gas chamber, resurrects Hitler (+1 pop), begins training death squads, they also kill all non-whites and enslave any sub-human whites.
>>699769303
re-roll
Red tribe is all homos
>>699768950
blue tribe rejects this faggot as president
>>699769376
rool
>>699769555
get trips win
Hitler is finally back, my prayers have been answered.
>>699767952
blue team uses the rocks in the cave to build a tower and a wall to keep the red from moving over
blue tribe becomes aware of their non-existent status as a shitty drawing on the website 4chan. In their despair, they move to the cave to the south where they vigorously masturbate as the red tribe cucks the entire blue tribe, fucking and impregnating all the women with salamander babies.
They become best friends and live in permanent harmony
>>699769303
Hitler has been brought from the dead and elected leader of the Red tribe. He builds a gas chamber and gasses the two jews in the tribe.
Blue tribe embraces their Meninist side by executing all women (and children) and turn to cloning as a form of reproducing.
Blue materials: Money, Cloning
Red: Gas Chamber
Blue Pop: 7
Red Pop: 10
>>699770445
Forgot pic, fuck
>>699770066
Now this
>>699770501
you also forgot about the death squad training. this will be important when the reds execute the gays.
>>699770644
Only one event per image
>>699770744
Good thing I rolled dubs twice for it then
>>699770683
They are stronk now.
>>699770915
reds begin the orders to breed super humans, the best of them are selected to multiply massively, and surplus population is sent to kill the blues.
>>699770501
Pic then dubs
>>699770644
Draw the harmony faggot
>>699771176
rolin
but also blues are forced to accept Muslim migrants, they begin to destroy the village from with.
>>699771264
>>699770644
>>699770840
>>699770066
Fuck, okay then
>>699770915
a stronk red man joins the blu tribe. traitor!
>>699771395
reroll.
>>699771422
Now wolves attack and they must ban together to fuck them up. They win, but new werewolf race is created and is a threat
>>699771395
final roll for this.
>>699771681
Rolling for werewolves
>>699771422
serial killer breaks into homes and rapes children
>+2 population every update
>>699771422
red build a big as war machine.
pic related.
>>699771813
reroll
>>699771780
That are on fire
>>699771813
this
>>699771956
I agree
>>699771923
Shit... rolling for firewerewolves
>>699771780
rolling for WHEREWOLVES
ask where things are to everyone they see infecting them with a curious nature to know where things are as well.
>+1 land expansion every turn
>>699772033
OP I'm sorry I ruined your thread with peace and firewerewolves... but you must draw the chaos now
>>699772033
oh shit nigger, shits about to go down.
if higher dubs I vote for muslim imigration to blue village
>>699771780
>>699771923
>>699772033
>>699772056
>Town of FireWhereWolves
>>699772033
FUCKIN' FIREWOLVES
Red Pop: 20
Blue Pop: 20
>>699771681
this
>>699772421
Nice firewolves boyo. Now red and blue let must band together to fight those hellions... careful about putting firewolves in a gas chamber there red
>>699772421
ok nazi super machine now please.
>>699772588
o shit
>>699772588
Dude I'm dubsing the fuck out of this thread right now boys
>>699772421
>FIREWOLVES DAM THE RIVER TO FLOOD THE GAYS
>>699772725
reroll
Theres a giant fuckin fireball wiping out the gas chamber
>>699772725
Nigga firewolves couldn't touch water or the wood to build a dam. You stupid or somethin?
The Nazis are starting to build a Schwerer Gustav to destroy the firewolves
>>699773071
reroll
>>699772421
both tribes build toilets so they dont have to shit on the floor, this should be the first thing you fucking animals.
>>699772936
Blue team uses their gay to fuck the fireworks to death
>>699772588
Red and Blue decide to take on the Firewolves with spear-tipped dicks and Nazi muscles.
Firewolves: 3
Blue: 20
Red:20
Firewolves now have jetpacks
>>699773252
>Schwerer Gustav
blues must accept muslim refugees, they begin to destroy shit from the inside.
>>699773252
one blue paints itself red and infiltrates
Thomas the tank engine suddenly rolls in playing his dank theme
>>699773468
They're allies you fucking moron
firewolves now have flamethrowers and try to grill the gays
Blue tribe have gay sex with the wolves but the wolves reproduce by gay sex so blue tribe human - wolf children (+5 pop)
>>699773468
Blue and red are perma friends. One red sets himself on fire to sneak attack the wolves... ironically he ends up in a pile of ash like the Jews he hated
firewolves are starting to burn down the wooden bridges from the blue tribe so they drown
>>699773619
Rolling for a toasty red
>>699773252
the two blue niggers up top decide to fuck the wolves and create a third civilization
>>699773619
fuck off kike.
your kind have already been killed by both tribes.
Pretty sure you don't get gay jews, man that would be weird, like a pig crossed with a cockroach.
Red breaks the friendship with blue and starts to gas the blue guys (-2 bluepop)
a new tribe takes over the blues and are a part of the ussr
>>699773861
You grow up poor with like a hillbilly family or something? Mad my dad's bank owns your trailer? Reds gas chamber explodes
I don't feel like my question's worth pushing a thread off the board so I'll ask it here among Civ thread enthusiasts.
Would y'all be interested in playing a multiplayer civ game over skype/discord?
I don't have it ready nor have I even finished deciding how exactly it'll work or even finished making the map (Using RPG maker for my own purposes of consistency, will probably draw on paint or just describe stuff) but I'm curious if y'all would enjoy playing such a thing.
suddenly a new tribe appears that
consist of donald trump and his great army of mexicans
>>699774046
>implying your dad owns a bank
>>699774037
rolling for this
>>699774090
Forgot pic.
Probably shouldn't have bothered since at this point it's pretty empty.
>>699774240
>implying your dad could afford a trailer
>>699774037
roll
>>699774037
roll 4 this
>>699774309
implying you're not a faggot living in a box
Blue fucks the wolves to death but their gay semen hits the water upstream from red. Half of red pop gets aids from the drinking water accidentally
>>699774037
they take over and kills the blues - 5 blues
>>699774496
roll
>>699774046
haha, nice English skills their, would might be better if you speak Hebrew.
>>699774405
Good one you really showed me.
Roll
>>699774452
the red wolves are starting to build armed castles to strengthen their defenses
>>699774037
>>699774249
>>699774314
>>699774398
>>699774496
>>699774568
they take over and kills 9 blues -9blues
>>699774580
>nice English
>"would might be"
The wolves burn down the gay flag of blue
>>699774701
rolling 4 this
>>699774674
reroll
>>699774719
הומו
A new tribe approach from the east, they bring dragon eggs with them and are immune to disease (faggotry counts as a disease)
>>699774272
this one looks a lot better.
The new tribe is yellow and chinese
>>699774990
>yellow
>and Chinese
What's the difference?
the leader of the new tribe is Vladimir Putin/Wladimir Putin
Waiting for the new pic
>>699774958
Please don't compare me to OP in his thread, that feels rude towards him.
I'm just using RPG maker to make the map, which is super easy do so, but since I need a big map and have no drawing skill, it made sense to do so.
>>699774877
A new tribe settles in from The East, and have a strange egg with them. They have immunity to gayness and disease from the magical aura of the egg.
Black: 7
Blue: 20
Red: 20
Firewolves: 3
Red take one black as hostage
>>699775504
Fire wolves attack the black group
The new black tribe is quickly enslaved by the nazis
>>699775663
So close. Reroll
The New tribe starts to takeover the gas chamber of the nazis
A new tribe of Asians come along and build a factory to make shoes
The new tribes build a huge wall to keep the other tribes away
But since the black guys have a Schwerer Gustav the can fight off the wolves
>>699775504
The black people go to the fags and Fuck them
>>699775700
winrar
>>699775877
trump tribe it is
>>699776002
Dub 00s before that
>>699775663
while fightng the black and the firewolves started to find out that they had similarities so they made a peace contract between the black and them to fight together the fagnazis
>>699776002
A tribe of Mexicans are on the other side of wall, attempting to bring drugs and rape the trump tribe
>>699775700
>>699775663
The Firewolves quickly assess the threat of the black tribe by taking them out, though there is one survivor.
Red: 20
Blue: 20
FW: 2
Black: 1
The blacks have a leader with weird blonde hair aka. The Donald
The black tribe befriend the wolves and they all live together
Trump tribe builds nukes and aim them at the other tribes
>>699776215
reroll
>>699775877
Dubs
An evil wizard with a looped mustache appears. He changes red tribe into legless green people. He then turns blue into yellow people with cellphones and a computer store. The wizard never leaves.
>>699776340
reroll
>>699776340
reroll
The last black guy joins the fags so that he can sex the faggots
>>699776109
Rolling for this
>>699776433
Oh no! They are creating a super race! The black is immune to their diseases
All the tribes suddenly become 4chan users. They build a dildo store and all commit suicide while wearing their mothers clothes.
The magical dragon egg revives the dead blacks and kills the one that went to the faggots, the ones revived are now always loyal to the black tribe
>>699776197
Large rainstorm floods the landscape killing all the tribes
Since hes black they reproduce pretty fast (+5 blacks)
The leader of the nazis learns kung fu and becomes Kung Führer
>>699776583
rolin
>>699776799
This
a new race appears that rides on pink coloured sticks and hates the nazis
>>699776856
rollin
All the people evolve into one color. White. But then 6 black people appear from out of the Forrest and begin raping and robbing the whites. The blacks start throwing bananas at the whites.
>>699776433
The last of the black tribe joins the blues out of a secret lust for hunky men. He populates quickly, creating super soldiers for the blues.
Blue: 30
Red: 20
FW: 2
The KKK appears, seeing that the nazis have similar goals, they ally and now live Near the nazis
Kung Führer and his Reichsadler brutally slaughter the remaining wolves
>>699777084
Fire wolf suicide bombs the gas chamber
>>699777111
Double triples damn gurl
>>699776799
Hitler now knows Kung-Fu
>>699777111
Oh boy we've got trips over here !
The map is reset to original state. All the humans are white. The world goes on to survive peacefully. The end.
>>699777111
>>699777084
The KKK settle in where the firewolves where, they ally with the KKK
>>699776583
Rollllllll
Nazis rape Firewolves
>>699777262
Something at OP's discretion happens that involves amounts of magic higher that you'd find in a dragon, an archmage and a great fairy combined.
If he feels like it, he can roll a dice to help him choose how good/bad it is.
>>699777356
rolling for this
>>699777356
gotta roll for this
KKK settle where firewolves lived
Everyone becomes a 4chan user. They walk around with dicks hanging from their butts. The tribe across the lake are women who laugh at how retarded the 4chan tribe is.
>>699777777
Muslims are scum
>>699777777
Overwatch is Overrated
>>699777406
Re roll
-3 Nazis
4 pregnant Firewolves
The map is reset. Everyone on blue are dicks. Red are vaginas.
>>699777111
Hitler gives it to the Firewolves, and they explode out of existence.
Red: 25
Blue:30
>>699777522
Kermit gets raped by all parties in civ
>>699777777
>>699777777
Muslims are literally garbage.
>>699777777
The map is reset as time went back to the start. The trees are now black cocks and the water is poop.
Asians settle and proceeded to build a factory to make smartphones
There is a new muslim tribe that wears burkas
The dragon hatches and magics in some blacks, these blacks can only be killed by trips.
>>699777964
Roll
Hitler becomes a huge cum hungry slut and gets gangbanged by Blue
>>699777964
Roll
The Dragon gets out of his egg. It's Deathwing
>>699777668
the russians come from the top left, and set up camp, tension rises between the ruskis and the nazis
The blue side make a suicide pack and execute half it's own members
>>699778171
They see me rolling
The map is reset. Blue are now fedora wearing fags from 4chan while red are buff alpha males. The blue team is so beta they begin fucking each other while the red alphas fuck their pink 10/10 women. Blue tribe becomes depressed and commits suicide in front of a giant theater screen that's live streaming.
>>699767952
Asians come in and build a factory, this creates a massive cloud of smog
>>699778171
roll
>>699778262
Reroll
>>699778262
Rerolls
>>699777964
Roli poli
>>699778171
Rolling for Ruskie
>>699778262
Rollin
There is now a bangladeshi clothes factory for little kids
>>699778262
Rolled
>>699778450
Roll
>>699778262
Roll roll
>>699778262
This
>>699778262
Fuck sakes this
>>699777964
Blacks r not niggers lol
Stop rolling and post new things would you kindly
>>699778262
Roll these will be dubs
>>699778262
Rolling
Blues have a new secret weapon The Ultimate Harambe
>>699778262
God wills it. Roll
Harambe appears an everyone gets their dicks out
>>699778748
rolling dix out for harambe
>>699778262
Roll for this
A Donald Trump tribe is created and builds a wall, keeping a Mexican tribe from bringing drugs and raping
>>699767952
Everyone dies
The dragon comes our of its egg, it gets mad at everyone for killing the black tribe. It flies away and will return in two dubs with a dragon army that can only be killed by two trips' dubs heal them
>>699778822
Winrar-kun
>>699778262
Rolling
Some fags get super aids, 25% die
>>699778262
Rolling dubs
>>699778958
It won't happen
>>699778958
stop rolling for ur own freaking post mate!
Nazi zombies (who love cock)
>>699778262
Roll of the century
>>699778262
More roll.
>>699779121
Negative, stop trying now
>>699778262
Force roll. This or your mother will die in her sleep tonight same with your PC.
>>699779199
>>699779199
People can no longer reroll for >>699778262
>>699778748
>>699778822
Stealing a post instead of rerolling. You are a fag.
>>699778262
Reroll. Fuck your rules OP
The superhumans fuck with harambe to create the Ultimate beeing
>>699779445
u shall not reroll
The map is reset. Blue are now fedora wearing fags from 4chan while red are buff alpha males. The blue team is so beta they begin fucking each other while the red alphas fuck their pink 10/10 women. Blue tribe becomes depressed and commits suicide in front of a giant theater screen that's live streaming...
Pepe's tribe join the game
>>699779596
ban the reroll!
>>699779608
rolling it
>>699779596
Reroll
There shall be no map reset
>>699779596
Don't steal posts you faggot
>>699779596
Rolling
>>699779742
>>699779596
stop rerolling kiddo
>>699779776
reroll
>>699779833
I didn't. You said I can't roll on my post so I remade it. Different post. Loophole.
>>699779833
Banned rerolls on >>699779596 dubs has spoken
Batman appears and hangs harambe from a tree
>>699779963
You're a fag.
somebody accidently drops an atom bomb
>>699779833
This complete fucktard wasted a roll! Why don't you just fuck off!
The map turns to black. Everything is gone. The end.
>>699780128
rerole
>>699780144
This complete fucktard wasted a roll! Why don't you just fuck off!
>>699780144
Irony
>>699780144
Hypocrisy at its finest
Nuke , then fallout then god comes and jizz till everyone drowns and then the earth its purified
Hitler goes in his Atomschutzbunker
>>699780166
Well shit
>>699780144
kek irony indeed
Everyone becomes a 4Chan user. The people all die of retardation. All that remains are dildos and mountain dew.
>>699780287
reroll
>>699780336
Roll
Harambe is immune to nukes
the nazis start to use their maschinengewehre to attack/defend themselfs from harambe
The map goes black. It's nothing but cocks
>>699780166
Everyone is dead.
Thanks for playing.
>>699780269
re rolling
Everyone dies and the game is over.
The egg revives everyone
>>699780511
50% of the people are now Ghouls.
>>699780511
Schwarzenegger never got a chance to hatch, poor guy
>>699780688
So half of harambe?
>niggers invade
>fuck all da white chicks
>dindu nuffin nigger defence
>PC government lets dindu's eat white folks cause we waz kangs'n'shieeet
>nigglet scum takes over
>Clinton cunt gets BLM to back her
>TFW planet of the apes
>>699780688
winrar! you got to keep going op!!
>>699780688
Half of the population lives on as Radiation Ghouls- some white, some blue.
Blue: 5
White: 8
