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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699761321
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
You are all cancer
>>699764979
I don't just swing one way. I can swing both ways.
>>699765170
>implying she wouldn't wait for you to fall asleep
let's get you paranoid.
Gardey claimed
>>699765039
But getting paranoid is part of the fun!
Is me want manga again pls Rec some guys I cant do anything else here with my shit connection
t e a
>>699764673
alright
how about visual novels, if you consider those games at all?
>>699764694
hello happy friend
how do you do
>>699764711
the world god only knows
>>699765302
GOD DAMNIT!
I always think ima get it.
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
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>>699765067
I'll throw it on the list
After the boat one :^)
>>699765368
>t e a
Yes?
>>699765322
Says the one who saved a shit load of that guy to his comp
>>699765330
that seems like the best way.
i like swinging tbh
>>699765334
hey akame
>>699765170
>Any semi auto 7.62x54r
Fun, but I wouldn't trust the reliability of a rimmed round in a drum tbh.
>>699765429
Sounds awful. Isn't the boat one super long?
>>699765488
This guy>your shitty waifu
>>699753924 →
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still here
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>>699765335
i dont know it makes me bad paranoid especially late at night or when i shower or something
>>699765368
i think i dont really want to read you know. i want something with more gameplay.
Claim~
>>699765330
Hell I wouldn't doubt it.
>A nice thing is that as long as shes known me, I've always been asleep by 10pm
>Except since I've moved here
>Lotta free time, lots of gaming
>She might slip up, I can only hope
I wanna get a German Shepherd for a guard dog, it would make me less paranoid.
>>699765617
Yeah, if I ever get an LMG I wanna get a SAW.
Those things are badass.
>>699765679
Paranoid? HE'S INSIDE YOUR SHOWER. RUB FAGGOT QUEER BITCH. RUN.
Ay
CLAIMED
>>699765659
That 3DPD fat garbage piece of shit is worse than a nigger eating a dog in a dumpster.
Mako claimed
>>699765429
is tea a meme i am unaware of?
>>699765488
you can post images on 4chan without saving them on your computer, you know
>>699765679
yeah that makes sense, thats why most people don't consider VN actual games
you could always give touhou another shot, that's what i do when im dead bored
Niggin' it up
>>699765659
You've got more pics of him than I've got of Galil, god damn.
>>699765740
BAR=PKM>M60>SAW>RPD tbh fam.
>>699765924
I know but he didn't deny that he saved them
>>699765679
Eh, I usually on't get too paranoid because most of the crimes occur due to someone doing something stupid like exploring the mountains alone while intoxicated. So as long as I stay logical, I don't get too afraid.
>>699765829
ok
>>699765924
yeah i guess running into a brick wall isnt that bad
>>699765573
well, as long as you don't mind gay sex and dumb faggotry jokes by little children and conservative people... it is pretty okay
>>699765740
I'm not good with dogs, but I think a dog either way is a good thing since those fuckers bark.
>I'm sure she'd silence the dog too though
>>699765573
hi tsun
Reporting for duty!
>Tfw you didn't fap the previous night but your balls hurt like fucking hell for at least an hour when you wake up.
I do have all of these saved. I've used this folder for personal use, too.
Just look at this. Doesn't it make you thirsty for that fat, short cock?
>>699766161
its mostly me sitting alone in the dark thinking about the drugged up guy that cut his wife into pieces in his bathtub and then threw her bones into a creek that get me going.
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>>699765648
Only 12 episodes with a movie coming out sometime soon.
Rewrite is already longer.
>>699765924
Kindof, dont know if anyone got it.
Daddy's about to take me to the woodshed.
Pic related it's OP
>>699766165
there's over 20 touhou games, if you're stuck on one you can always give another one a shot
>>699766290
that is almost depressing
>>699766538
i didn't, can you explain?
>>699766030
>I'm not well versed enough in LMG culture
I usually stick to rifles and pistols, things I can own inexpensively.
>It would cost a bit of money to get a full auto license
>But it would only take me a month max.
I wanna fire an LMG full auto at least once in my life though.
>>699766222
Yeah, its an alarm system.
>Though I would feel incredibly bad for using a dog like that
>At least I would be saved when he starts borkin.
My room is perfect for a holdout because the window is too noisy for stealth, and there is only one door in.
>I just hope she doesn't figure out where I'm working and decide to just get me there
>I'd have to commandeer a resource officer's weapons.
>Break into his car and get that shotgun yo.
Ah, the thought of the long, hard, hot log of shit that's about to come out of that sweet ass gives me the hardest boner
>>699766654
oh... so police in america really does carry shotguns? What's the reason for that?
>>699766487
Yup... that does creep me out occasionally.
Does no one know any good manga? I've nothing else to do in this fucking car with the signal I have......
>send help niggers
>>699766862
To shoot waifu claiming faggots
>>699766862
Blacks
>>699766222
>Don't mind gay sex
Now that's where I have a problem
I'm really in doubt tbh but I don't feel like thinking about it atm
>>699766236
How are you feeling dude?
>>699766862
Mostly because everyone here is armed
>Most cops have a shotgun and an AR type rifle in their car
If a cop gets in a shootout with one of the notorious gangs we have floating around, they need to be prepared.
>>699766967
>This quite frankly.
>>699766650
i have decided on audiosurf. but i will try to remember that next time.
>>699766895
yeah i dont want to be murdered gardevoir
>>699766927
try reading Berserk if you havent. ought to keep you busy for a while
Lol there's only like 3 waifu people in this thread talking to each other.
>>699767178
>>699767207
You silly niggers think you can stop this gay nigger shit?
You can't stop shit!~
>>699766503
>That ketchup bottle in the background
>He's using a Mac as well
What the hell
>>699766654
Go to Knob Creek m8
>>699766862
They keep a shotgun and an AR in their car but only carry the pistol unless something's happening.
>>699766927
Shitpost.
>>699767156
Its not gay if the balls dont touch and you say no homo at least once during it and after.
>>699766967
well good for me then
>>699767156
>don't feel like thinking atm
Well, that's okay every once in a while
>>699767165
oh... oh, I get it.
This is fucked up
well at least for me as a eurofag
Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>>699766967
Yuuko out of fucking nowhere
>>699767246
Neither do I... *shudder*
The following series of images turns me on so much, I can barely contain myself when I see them
WHY. Why can't this be me he's sucking off. This world is a cruel place.
>>699767441
Knob Creek. Sounds rad.
>sounds kinda gay
>>699767458
I've rarely heard of them using them unless its a huge gang thing though.
>Like a bunch of LK's out in the streets trying to lynch white people
>or some Crips and Bloods going at it.
>Good opportunity to thin them out tbh.
Hnnng.
>>699767156
had a rather shit day but nothing out of the ordinary. how are you?
>>699767634
Mugi i love you
Alright, this is a bit too kinky for me.
>>699767635
we could murder each other a little bit to build up an immunity if you like
>>699767246
audiosurf is good, have fun
>>699767628
hello yet again happy friend
I made it to the Squid without anymore crashes.
>>699768021
Mfw
>>699768021
i love you too
be right back im going to make food
Lord help me.
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>>699766650
I used to talk about tea.
>>699768174
Only suicide can help you.
>>699767246
I've read it and many others of there are any good lesser known ones hit me up
Rip makoto
Guys say hi to him.
>>699767830
>opportunity to thin them out
this is the perfect opportunity for my new gif
>EXTERMINAT- errr DETERMINATION
>>699768062
Sounds like a plan. Murder-immunity would really help eradicate any lingering fears.
What happened, fat man? Who hurt you? It's alright now, I'm here. Calm down and tell me what happened.
>>699768160
Eat well and healthy you little devil.
>>699767441
Kek thanks for the tip galil, now I can fuck dudes and be straight
>>699767458
I kinda feel like getting drunk now but I already was drunk last 5 days or so
>Also no alcohol in my house atm
Anyway what are you up to?
>>699767992
Another shitty experience with your boss? Wanna talk about it? I feel like listening
>>699768297
is there a lot to talk about with tea? the only kind of discussion i can imagine is milk vs no milk or which flavour is best
>>699768462
Oh fuck no pls
>>699768063
i will. hope you enjoy whatever you want to do.
>>699768383
sounds good. any ideas where we should start?
>>699768160
Fucking fag
>>699768542
Saber claim
>>699765302
Suprised maid
>>699768643
>>699768436
just watching some youtube short animations about monster hunter. They're funny as fuck
>>699768560
Well, considering that firearms are the most common murder weapon in the world, I suppose we should start by building our immunity to bullets.
>>699767830
It is pretty rad
>Its not gay, trust me /fit/ said so
>>699768365
>that xboxhueg MP5
Jesus
>>699768854
What fucking company would want the rights to these pictures lol theyre stock pics
>>699768776
The new one? I think I saw that you play it. I was thinking about buying it but I feel like they're pretty much the same.
>I have 4
>>699768834
could we start with knives they seem a lot more uhh worse
Just came back from running. I killed myself physically.
>>699769001
You shut the hell up, faggot
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>>699768528
Making tea, gathering tea and so on.
But yea it died out after a while.
Cute.
>>699769081
What happened?
>Also welcome back
