celeb thread 2.0
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celeb thread 2.0
Where is the Rita anon?
Pop Quiz Time Mother Fuckers!
1. What race are you?
2. Which sex tape would you rather watch?
Rihanna with a white guy or Selena Gomez with a black guy?
>>699760176
Well, would Selena do this?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11006178
Taylor vs Selena
>>699760176
1. white
2. Selena and the black guy I guess, only because I want to see her naked so bad.
Dovesocks best socks.
>>699760176
No niggers allowed.
i've been getting more into Aubrey lately. Something about her expressions and those legs
Best Celeb Feet.
>>699760072
here
>>699740518
>>699760853
Dde she's Mexican.
You know she allows niggers.
>>699759839
Fake.
>>699761729
I heard she is in Bad Santa 2. Maybe we will get something sexy.
H-Hello b/, this i-is m-my mistress w-wife Jessica Alba... A-As you c-c-can see she is one of the m-most beautiful women in the w-world... M-Many m-men w-want her b-but she chose t-to stay with m-me: I-I h-hope y-you d-don't g-get too jealous and sling any b-bad o-or h-hateful w-words m-my way... I-I c-can't help it if she chose t-to fall in l-love w-with me n-n-n-now can I...?
>>699761572
She does not.
In fact, it's mostly white girls that she is with.
I'm feeling very lewd and in the mood to talk dirty about this horny sluts. Also, love stroking to Rita and other dirty celeb's feet...
>>699760176
A white guy fucking a nigger isn't a big deal, stupid poll.
>>699762456
Who is she kissing?
>>699761135
>>699762459
ever been on the rizon?
>>699762627
It wasn't me.
>>699760072
Not him, but I'll gladly join you in stroking to this perfect whore
>>699761186
God yes, she's actually in my favourite feet pic ever, the one where she's wearing that red dress, taking off one of her high heels hnnnngggg
>>699761135
Me too, used to think she wasn't anything special, but she does have delicious legs and feet
>>699762760
Well who was it?
>>699762379
Stop...
>>699762692
God yes, love that chat. How about we both join and you help me stroke to Aubrey's sexy legs and feet?
>>699762379
>>699762379
She tells m-me I-I m-must have spiked h-her drink or b-bewitched her i-in s-some way because she doesn't know why sh-she chose m-me... She t-tells m-me flatly that I'm j-just an ordinary dude w-without f-fame o-or beauty or wealth: indeed sh-she far s-s-surpasses me in all of these... She s-says she y-yearns f-for h-her old d-days often when she c-could b-be w-with "real men."... She s-says m-my "laughable" 3 and a half inches wouldn't even c-catch her attention 10 years a-ago when she e-eagerly p-pursued the b-biggest and l-largest m-men she could find...
>>699762760
I love this woman.
>>699763043
I just finished. Another time though sure.
>>699760176
1. white
2. Selena and a black guy.
>>699763080
Stop...
>>699763099
>>699763110
No. Just... No
>>699763179
Well then how about I get you ready for round two?
>>699763080
Fuck off, faggot.
>>699763080
It must take forever to type all this shit out. Nice life you have
>>699763260
At this point stuttering cuck is an integral part of these threads. It doesnt feel like a real celeb fap without him.
>>699763311
I have to go in a few minutes unfortunately.
>>699763456
Good point
>>699763567
Dove and her fiance had a threesome with a certain other Disney chick.
>>699763043
selenabois?
>>699763567
Only time where Dove has looked really hot...
>>699763766
Nobody can resist Cara's advances, you should know
>>699763803
I'm there right now, feel free to join, I'm Kagey
Miley > gomez
>>699763099
Never saw this one before!
>>699763857
Say what?
>>699763961
Wrong. So very, very wrong.
>>699764171
Ok. Maybe I was wrong...
>>699764228
Overrated...
>>699764300
Are you sure about that?
>>699764319
I prefer her close friend Ryry
>>699763080
Fuck you, you fucking fuck...
>>699763080
She said unless I-I-I s-suddenly grow at l-least 2 inches more i-i-in the "important places" she isn't going to be s-s-satisfied... She m-m-might have t-t-to take matters i-i-in her own hands and find some satisfaction... I-I-I w-was very disturbed b-b-by these words and begged her to r-r-reconsider but she j-just smiled and shook m-m-me o-off s-saying it w-was my f-fault she isn't satisfied...
>>699764408
I don't know. You're just teasing me now...
>>699764361
I bet you'd still wanna fuck her though.
>>699764408
I'm not him, but she could make me her slave any day...
>>699764714
I think she's overrated too, but there isn't a fiber in my body that would say no to the chance of fucking that sexy blonde slut
>>699764657
Oh sorry...
>>699764714
Erm... I'm not too sure...
>>699764990
No. It's fine. I'm fapping to Dove now...
>>699765238
more...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xesa/comments/4kc7ub/yvonne_strahovski_hd_porn_movies/
>>699764880
Understandable
>>699765099
Anything you wanna see of her?
>>699765243
Stop
wheres all the ariana guys?
>>699765483
More of her feet?
>>699764776
Sauce?
>>699765381
I'd love to see her sexy teen feet
>>699765584
Mmmm, fuck yeah, would love to RP about her on selenabois, if anyone's up for it ;)
>>699765584
The might be over at /hr/
>>699765614
Sure. They are amazing
>>699765381
Something to do with her tits, as I'm about to blow my load...
>>699759739
>>699760578
More Alison Brie please.
>>699765695
Here you go.
>>699764656
I-I-I m-must now l-l-learn to l-l-live with the f-fact that I'm n-not good enough or en-enough of a-a man to pl-please my wife f-fully... W-W-We m-must now look t-to alpha men to c-complete our lives... When I c-c-came to r-realize this and t-told her she warmed to m-me more a-and said th-thank you f-f-for p-putting yourself second and thinking about her w-wants and needs f-first... She said I-I needn't w-worry b-because this won't a-affect our r-r-relationship... Sh-She t-tells me I h-have captured more of her heart th-than any m-man ever did before... B-B-But she tells m-me not to be pr-proud because that p-part only a-amounts to about 2 or 3% of th-the total... The r-r-rest she s-s-says regretfully b-belongs to herself and her own d-d-desires...
>>699765464
Who is she?!?!
>>699765866
Jordyn Jones
>>699765865
STOP WITH TAYTAY
>>699766025
Fuck yes, need her feet
>>699765637
Oh boy. That's from Showgirls. A movie that was constantly in my dad player when I bought it 16 years ago. And that's one of the milder scenes.
>>699765726
So good. Thanks bro
>>699763175
Holy Fuck!!!
>>699766098
>>699766246
Her body looks so goddamn tight, perfect to be tossed around in a dirty gangbang
>>699766269
Ffffuck yeah
>>699766386
>>699765584
Even though the vids are probably not real, I've fapped to the thought of them existing.
>>699765695
With Ariana or as Ariana?
>>699765584
Fuck yes.
>>699766488
>>699765014
Really? You'd pass up a chance to get with her?
>>699766601
With, love to roleplay about sharing her, or better yet: Ariana making us share her. You ought to join selenabois ;)
>>699766612
Unfff, keep it up
>>699766812
Mmmm, the reason why I joined this thread in the first place, keep it up (I know I am)
>>699764447
Wow, my brain just popped. Who is this and what is the sauce?
>>699767243
Love how her thighs have gotten thicker, it makes her feet look even more delicious
>>699766912
Rita only likes monster cocks.
>>699767347
Mmmm, I'm sure she does. I'm pretty well endowed myself, but I bet she'd make me share her holes with someone else so she gets stretched out even more
>>699767415
She should sit on my face like that
