can we have a tech gore thread?
gifs & webms highly appreciated
bump
>>699756742
Dammit, they look exactly like the worms i shit out from time to time
>>699757111
is this supposed to be funny?
>>699757263
why are you here?
>>699757263
Nope, i get Pinworms extremely easily
>>699757351
why are YOU here?
>>699757379
you should go get that check anon, do eat a lot of sugar?
>>699757351
It's a fucking medical condition man, leave him alone
>>699757483
I did, doc said im just extremely suseptible to them, i get them even if i eat veggies that arent washed well
this one's a filename
>>699757633
kek'd
>>699757667
I heard that kind of thing can chip away at someone.
>>699757797
whaaat?
>>699757797
what is thissssssssss
>>699757943
>>699757797
what? but what's the deal for the second?
>>699757884
Well guess they had packages too much, doesnt mean that the lower vram one was in it -.-
>>699758115
the only cringe here is that fucking artifacting
>>699757739
Someone explain this.
>>699757943
ayy
>>699757379
Wash your hands and stop biting your nails you filthy fuck.
>>699757943
>women working on tech
>>699758223
he cant code, hes got command prompt open and the other code is simple hello world
>>699758266
shes holding the iron part (the hot part) not the handle
>>699757235
This is pretty cringey but at least it isn't something major
>>699758344
that's kylie kloss, a model.
it's a she, retard
>>699757943
she needs to turn on that soldering iron,
>>699758223
All she is doing is changing directories a few times
>>699758423
i'm the retard? i can actually code (fluent in java)
>>699758524
I guess it's just your regular feminist bullshit.
>>699757566
"this kills the motherboard"
>>699757943
did she died?
>>699758524
karlie* my bad
but you can't see that her IG ir karliekloss, a picture of herself, and womanly hands?
no you must be autistic
>>699758524
Yet you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman.
What level of autism do one have to achieve in order to be such a retard?
>>699758524
You're fluent in shit
>>699758672
With how many traps are around now, I can't blame the guy.
>>699757235
would assume the plastic would be more melted
>>699758524
lel, java. go learn a real language you fucking pleb
>>699757943
She is holding the hot part (not surprised it's a stock image)
>>699757699
well I dont its that cringey if its deliberate
>>699758728
hehe, actually smirked at this one :)
>>699758344
not to mention the "code" at the bottom is just her failing to properly type the command to navigate to the parent folder and then after successfully doing so, listing the files in a directory and then trying to navigate to a file that is clearly not on the list. This photo basically is showcasing her not knowing to navigate and open files and folders in linux
>>699758394
>thats the joke
>>699757379
i didnt want to know this exsisted.
>>699758795
we understand that. don't bring out the obvious
also
>captcha said fill out all the squares with the street sign
>AUTISTIC CHILDREN AHEAD
>many keks were had just now
>>699757111
Kill yourself you underaged fuck.
>>699758223
>>699758266
Sorry, just saw you were asking about the other pic, but since I typed it out I'll explain the motherboard one
The woman pictured is a model, hired to look good for a picture. Look closely - she has the solder off and is just putting it on a part of the chip with there to even solder (no connections to a chip or maybe not even a diode or resistor).
Now, has for the terminal screenshot, half of the commands aren't doing anything, and the other one was just programmed to bring up useless strings. She isn't even list out directories and searching in there to know where to copy from. It's like watching the retard who didn't study or even cram to compensate try to do something they didn't pay attention to in class.
>>699757888
>xp
more like vista, that shit was cancer all the way, XP could be made stable with a little effort but vista was shit no matter what you did
>>699757078
lost
>>699759106
*where there is nothing to solder
>>699759024
What
>>699759022
ooooh poor doggo ;(
>>699759143
XP without Service Pack was horrible as hell. Both systems with their last SP installed were way more stable
>>699759371
the sign i had to find in the picture (straight in the middle) said autistic children ahead. so it described /b/ perfectly
>>699759024
Your a faggot. Wait nevermind, you said not to state the obvious. Sorry
>>699757739
>>699758223
Oh, I was wrong. None of the commands are doing anything - the bitch has no clue what the fuck she's doing. She shouldn't post this of facebook, but on tech help fourms.
>>699757555
Story?
>>699759726
uhhhhh
that's instagram, you know that, right?
>>699759484
Ironically, xp sp1 was one of the most secure windows released (in terms of backdoors). Catch 22, huh?
>>699759882
damn - knew I needed more sleep
>>699759675
>your
>>699759675
fucking idiot
>>699760024
it's cool
>>699758894
>hehe
No photo but 100% honest story, this happened years ago when 486's were the shit, customer bought and went home to install his new vesa local bus video card, comes back with it and his pc as he can't get it to work. I fucking kid you not the fucking spangle had hacksawed about 3 inches of the length of the card to fit it into his case. Right through the centre of the memory chips too. We were all speechless and the guy was pissed when we said his warranty was void. Boss told him to never come back.
>>699756936
Nothing wrong with that.
>>699760191
Jeez
>>699760284
I mean, if it works...
>>699760284
i did this once and died
>>699759484
Same with Vista and SP2.
>>699757496
> cleaning your pc is now gore
>>699760828
How cringe?
>artist eraser
Never built phase change cooling pc?
>>699760902
leave it in a bowl of rice and try turning it on and off.
omg this gore is something beyond
>>699760902
"It just fell down one or two times, bro. I mean hey, it's still good. It's only a week old so it's still working n shit."
>>699760902
What the fuck could've possibly happened to that phone?!
>>699760977
>we have no idea why the computer is so slow
lost
>>699761013
How much time should i wait before the chinese arrive and repair it?
>>699761236
It broke
>>699761168
It broke"
>>699760977
>click to win a free lobster dinner
that got me
>>699759936
You said it. With SP1 installed.
>>699757739
god damn that is one sexy laptop though.
>>699757111
Wasted trips. Not funny
>>699761083
I tried suicide once
that shit nearly got me killed I'm never doing it again
>>699760977
"Congratulations! You won!"
>>699761548
>mackbock
it's sexy, but shit.
>>699758115
Basically windows vs linux
>>699761775
I know, that's what pisses me off about it. MacBooks are blondes. Sexy as hell but empty inside.
>>699760977
top lel
>>699758894
Thanks for wasting a post to tell us that, newfag
>>699761723
i kek'd
>>699758737
How hot do you think a processor gets?
>>699757379
>>699761946
Thats fucked up
>>699761694
>I tried suicide once
>That shit nearly got me killed
>Never doing it again
>>699756742
NEIN!
>>699757884
>>699757930
>>699758071
AMD just used 8GiB-Chips on every RX480, so you could easy flash the bios of the 8GiB-Version to get the full VRAM
>>699759817
******WHEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP*******
******NEWFAG ALERT********
******WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*****
>>699761946
holy fucking fuck
>>699756936
You can get electronics wet, as long as they are dry before you use it again.
>>699762316
stop
>>699762316
"Beginning newfag illimination process in, 3, 2, 1..."
>>699762470
kek
>>699762628
kek, u think it still worked?
>>699762628
what exactly is wrong with this though?
>>699762628
have all my keks
>>699762628
looks like a pretty good idea actually
>>699762628
>>699762723
IT'S JUST THE FUCKING LOCK ON THE VIDEO CARD YOU NIGGER
>>699761946
delicous autism
>>699762723
Yeah of course it did
>>699762628
That's like the equivalent of having a mole removed.
>>699762723
Yes it does, that part has no connectors, it's just for the lock.
>>699762802
Chill bro
>>699762409
bios battery is still in tho. Wouldn't that mess something up?
>>699762723
clearly you know nothing about circuitry.
>>699762723
it will work if you put it in the correct slot. she tries to put the PCIe card in a PCI slot.
the thing cut of is just to hold the card in the slot
>be me
>be prebuilt windows fag (bite me, /g/ays)
>never open it to clean it out for 4 years
>after year it randomly crashes
>symptoms of the video card dying
>completely ded 3 weeks ago
>no warranty anymore
>fug, yep that's gonna be a new graphics card at least... But no cash.
>leave it for a week
>decide to clean it because, hell if I'm going to get a new card, I should prepare. Might as well.
>get air blower (little rubber ball) to blow away dust. And a little clean paint brush
>clean up the case and blow away dust. Fuck had to open windows, 4 years worth of autism and dust
>get curious
>disasemble graphics card
>(nvdia ricer bullshit with a case - DUST TRAP)
>open it up see that a fucking cake, like a fucking wedding cake was formed on most of the gfxs board.
>carefully brush and blow it off
>put all back together, it boots now again, and I have better fps in demanding games now
And to think, I could be still without a PC saving up fora new card
>>699760937
>phase change
Its Ln2 cooled.
>>699762628
Kek'd and lost hard
>>699762804
That's amazing. Is that a genuine stock video???
>>699762786
no. that's an PCI slot, not an PCIe. the first connectors (the little thing at the left) aren't in a slot
>>699762854
Not really a mole, more like foreskin.
>>699762866
Computer illiteracy triggers me.
>>699757699
This kills the human.
>>699762866
ahhhhhhh
>>699761723
What's wrong here? Tech retard here
>>699762997
A foreskin has a purpose. That tab does not.
>>699757699
Makes me mad because I like everything to be neat and tidy, but motherboards and other computer components do work fine in oil. No need for fans. There are videos of people assembling their entire pc in a fish tank filled with baby oil lol
>>699763131
They put the CPU cooler on the side of the case.
>>699763131
The part attached to the left is a CPU and should be seated into the motherboard. The guy obviously thought it was a case fan.
>>699763131
I suppose cpu is not cooled
>>699760284
Will this work?
>>699761746
AMD cards
>>699760402
Damn, how's he'll anon?
Toasty?
>>699763131
the fan for the processor is on the top left of the image, not on the processor, leaving it exposed and it will overheat fast
>>699763274
Clearly an Nvidiot who just left reddit.
>>699762880
>she
What kind of woman has hairy hands like that and uses a fucking hacksaw to take a piece off it rather than asking a techie to look at it for her (and flash her cleavage for a discount)?
>>699762628
wasn't that from Linus ?
>>699763182
It's used to lock the card in place so it doesn't fall out.
>>699762894
Which is phase change idiot
It goes from liquid> gas
That phase change is massively endothermic
>>699756742
>>699763182
It does though..
Keeping the gpu locked in place. It's functional without but it DOES have a purpose.
>>699763399
Yes it was. I just watched that the other day.
>>699762880
>Woman
That's Linus from LinusTechTips.
too hardcore?
>>699760284
this actually works
if you are working with voltage
youll lose the fear
its just a little shock from 240 volts
Happened 2 hours ago
>>699763529
Meh.
>>699762804
damn..
>>699763596
Yeah sure.
>>699759817
it's from a french movie
>>699763239
>>699763248
>>699763271
>>699763317
Wow how'd I miss that
>>699762628
>>699763492
Ha! found the episode: https://youtu.be/epIlB49SNTI?t=3m
>>699763632
I timestamped for a friend already
>>699762868
Really, no matter what you're talking about, as long as it's completely powered down when it gets wet, and is completely dry (and uncontaminated with salts and minerals which is really what's conducting the electricity in water) when you power it up again, there should be no issue.
The problem is that often electronics are exposed to water when something is still running, or when they're powered up again they're not completely dry or they're still covered in the dissolved minerals in water even though they're completely dry.
So all in all it's a bad idea to expose any electronics to water. It's not quite a kiss of death for your electronics if you keep those things in mind, though. It's more something to allow you to salvage something that's gotten wet accidentally, rather than an excuse to wash your electronics in the fucking sink.
>>699763710
fucking hate guys with earrings in both ears, i cant look them in the face without wanting to punch them. dunno why, one earring is fine.
>>699762470
>>699760977
Aahhh them good old days
>>699763806
>>699763596
punched it ?
you should go to anger management
>>699760128
What was going through the head of the person who thought this was a good photo idea
>>699757235
it looks fake, cus i agree with the plastic. looks forced
>>699757379
how do you get rid of it?
>>699761876
>When you don't do push pull
>>699763806
lol that timestamp is fake as fuck you fucking newfag
>>699763273
I don't see why not
>>699764392
kek'd
>>699764331
if put next to an article about how computer encryption is much more secure than traditional locks it makes sense
>>699761168
Running over with a car?
>>699764331
it actually is
because allot of ppl dont realize that a computer is an easily exploitable thing
you have to rise awareness that there are ppl tying to "break in" to your pc
>>699762889
Proper ventilation in your machine should prevent most dust from settling in there, but yeah, after 4 years it's going to add up.
Look into knowing which fans are intakes and which are "exhaust" fans and putting filters over the intakes. Then every week or so take a moment to turn it off and blow some dust out of it. The intake fans are usually at the front, so keep that area as dust-free as you can too. Keeping it simple and regimented like that, doing it fairly often by most standards, makes it a bit less overwhelming when it gets to "dusting time". After one week there shouldn't be much build-up so it's a simple job to blow it out. The longer you wait between each time, the more you have to do at once and the more you dread it, so us lazy slobs end up procrastinating and then finding it's been several months since we last dusted the damn thing. Doing it every Sunday has allowed it to be a fairly quick and simple process each time and allows me to get it taken care of without procrastinating.
What sucks is that I had a laptop for a long time and it's a real pain in the ass to get into those and dust it. With my current rig, I don't even really bother screwing in the case panel so I can just take it off really quickly and easily. It's not really an issue as long as I'm not transporting it somewhere.
>>699764331
"We need something that will represent the broad idea of a hacker breaking into your PC, but we need to show it in a way that can be easily and instantly understood by everyone."
>>699763274
"Geforce GTX"
>>699757797
this image was confirmed to be a fake.
>>699763274
>>699761946
Average draw fag
>>699764737
It's called satire m8.
>>699764765
>1337x790
>1337
I wanna believe that was done on purpose
>>699764617
Every week? That's pretty frequent. You mean just pop the case, blow out the dust and put it back, or disassemble some parts too and blow that out too? Because with my ricer card that would still be a pain in the ass every week
>>699756742
>>699765078
KEK
>>699763131
CPU cooler as an exhaust fan
>>699765076
Yeah just some basic maintenance, no tearing it apart.
Honestly, I haven't even done that. Then again, my tower is pretty big and spacious because I wanted to leave room for upgrading as well as ensuring that I can actually maneuver a bit in there. I've managed to get into nooks and crannies that way.
The thing is, if you care of the basic dust build-up on a frequent basis, the cards aren't really going to end up caked in dust in the first place. So you don't really have to tear it apart and clean everything individually. I mean, you could just to be safe, on like a monthly or bi-monthly basis, but it may not even be necessary if you're taking care of the dust before that point.
>>699765078
that's gay
>>699763529
I thought that HDD platters weren't brittle and just bend. Strange
>>699765432
Ah cool. Thanks for the tips, anon
>>699765578
There are glass and aluminium type platters.
>>699765531
Found a newfag.
>>699765578
If you hit anything spinning at 5400-7200 rpm with a hard blunt instrument, its going to shatter.
If you did that with a tempered hammer on a metal disc, the disc would shatter like glass if you hit it hard enough.
>>699765744
Found a fagfag
>>699763441
Thats /ck/s next banner i suppose?
>>699765810
Found a faggoteer
>>699765578
its a synthetic plate spinning at 16K rounds a min
shit was clear as fuck
>>699765744
>>699763529
It's probably an older IBM hard drive. Those things use glass platters.
>>699760977
JOEL WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU DIN JÄVLA SKITUNGE
>>699766803
VA FAN HÅLLER DÅ PÅ MED JOEL!? LADDAR DU NER BRÖST PÅ VÅRAN DATOR IGEN!?
>>699761548
>>699767057
Men för fan lugna ner dig nu
>>699767174
Skämtet flög över ditt huvud snabbare än gripen.
>>699761989
how the fuck even?
>>699767333
Kulig du är kompis.
>>699763812
The guy is washing a motherboard in the sink. He's retarded.
That is what compressed air is for.
>>699763441
>>699763874
Stop being gay. Only faggots are gay.
>>699766803
swedish mycket?
>>699761746
wish my computer had a smoke screen drive
>>699768158
Ja, nu fan blir de här en svensk tråd.
>>699767915
I wasn't excusing washing a motherboard in the sink. That's clearly retarded. I was just explaining that it isn't necessarily fucked as long as you take the necessary steps.
>>699768307
Nu tar vi över!
>>699768519
Aj, min hjärna...
>>699759022
Looks like he ate his own shit.
Ground Zero
>>699768552
Vi behöver fler människor
>>699769434
Damn rätt vi gör!
>>699757078
I can't tell if this is thermal paste, mayonnaise, semen, or something I haven't even thought of
>>699769545
It looks like bird poo to me
>>699769530
INGEN SVENELSKA TILLÅTEN HÄR
>>699769735
Fan ta dig.
>>699769735
Genuinely didn't know Swedish had a word for Swenglish, I'm impressed
>>699757739
>square(4)
>>699770225
should have used
>square(pow(2))
, makes more sense
>>699762470
It still probably works just fine.
>>699757566
that tiny board is sexy. What form factor is this?
>>699757943
There is more of this
>>699768519
guld
>>699770614
ATX
>>699769735
SVERIGE
>>699770614
>>699770937
Micro ATX.
>>699771325
when you're so fucking casual that your CPU vomits in disgust
>>699764395
>different angle
>fake
u r a newfog not him u r retrded
>>699757943
I did that once in a highschool tech class.
Wouldn't recommend it.
>>699771325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c74s86RLTeM
>Awesomesauce
>wtf m8
>>699771467
I kek'd
Fuck you all
https://youtu.be/gwv_HnMLvag
>>699763551
>>699760402
if you died then how are you posting this you gay retard
>>699760304
The battery is still on the mobo
>>699760977
I NEED MY MONKEY HELPER PUT HIM BACK WHY DID YOU BREAK MY COMPUTER
>>699771868
>3.0 TB
>Wish I could afford one of those
>>699772140
eh, got a 2tb sshd. nice to be able to forget about everything because...well, why the shit shouold i care
>>699767352
Probably an industrial environment, seen a few like this come out of heavy machinery shops, wood shops, and metal/wood mills
>>699767352
Probably a hitachi deskstar. For a time they were notorious for just mashing the head against the platter* at random completely stripping the magnetic coating off while it's spinning at 7200rpm
*aka head crash
>>699757235
This actually happened to me.
>Why are the temps so damn high? (70°C at idle)
>Remember the foul
>I'm stupid
>>699758737
It wasn't melted
>>699767764
JOEL SKA FAN FÅ DATOR FÖRBUD
>>699772903
I thought it was the older IBM DeskStar 75GXP that did that.
>>699761876
Sisters computer wouldn't turn on and i opened the case up and it looked similar to this i cleaned it up and ran fine.
>>699773086
>foul
Foil, of course.
>>699757943
10/10 wife material. Can hold sothering iron with bare hand. Never gets damaged from stove-related injuries.
>>699760977
I remember doing that to my dad's computer when I was younger
>>699763551
>>699760402
240 AC is only tickling, unless you're grounded. Then it causes only really strong contraction of muscles. You get used to it after like 3 hits.
Completely other story is DC current. I was working on a vacuum tube excited oscilator powered with direct voltage doubler. Roughly 500v DC. Got hit to my right index finger. That shit burned me like a mfker, the burn was hemispherical, deep in skin tissue. Healed for more than a month. 0/10 would not recommend working with high voltage dc current after two beers.
>>699774133
Did that include installing BonziBUDDY as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EDLCs4fBJc
Not tech gore but fucking hilarious first comment
>>699760828
Looks like it's for nitrogen cooling
>>699756742
noice i also have one of these op. just not as bad.
>>699763274
That's what the guy thought.
>>699757699
You didn't see the heater at the 4th picture?
>>699774067
I hate those toilets with a missing part at the front of the seat.
>>699760284
ive found the problem, mrs johnson. the safety switch above the plug is in the off position. simply switch it on and your appliance should work perfectly.
>>699762754
Wrong slot numbnuts
>>699762804
The flux is not strong with this one
>>699774223
AC is dangerous if you have a weak heart.
DC is always dangerous because it burns as you said, and also because it fucks your blood up (electrolysis).
>>699775549
How do you even achieve that?
>>699764765
wtf is that green shit, looks like leaking battery acid, on a side note, nothing actually looks broken, just dirty and taken apart
>>699761723
HowToBasic, my hero.
>>699764389
Not him but you can easily get rid of tapeworms, ringworms, etc... with over the counter drugs. Some can be in cream, but most of them are gonna be a pill. You will literally shit out the worms. Its best to keep on taking the medicine for at least a month. And after a month or two, you take a pill or two per week because the eggs will hatch by then.
Ofc, some other parasites are harder to treat, but that is why doctors exist.
>>699762470
Jesus Fucking Christ. This kills the EE.
