You have 30 seconds to prove you're an oldfag. >we'll
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You have 30 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>we'll know if you're lying.
>>699750697
I remember m00t. and IDs.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSr_LCNqkuC99f2YbowjgRg/videos son of cockmongler
>>699750697
GIRUGAMESH
Please approve of me
desu...
BRING BACK SNACKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
>>699750697
whatever lol
I really really really like this image
>>699750697
tabby is a bimbo bitch now
>>699750697
I'm not. I got here back in '07.
>>699750697
Stretch cat is sttrreettcchhhh
New tags can't tri force
>>699750697
>Hi, I want enough material to fake being an oldfag, give me material to do this!
>>699752881
Fags*
I used this site back when it didn't run that well and you couldn't just refresh constantly
but I was oblivious to its culture, I just came here for the promise of hearing about anime stuff
Been here since the fappening
>>699750697
roodypoo
krautchan
button
itty bitty baby
wtsnacks
that image of moot blowing a load on himself
>>699750697
>YOU have 30 seconds to prove you've been here longer than five minutes!
TACGNOL
I'm a real oldfag, I remember the "Pumped Up Kicks" meme...
>Moshi moshi
>Jesus desu
>Spiderman desu
>desu
>desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>699752881
Well shit, you're right!
i told you i was hardcore
bump
anybody remember froge? omg lol
>>699750697
Noku
>>699752248
fucking hell man
>>699754848
o shit whaddup
>>699750697
>You have 30 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
Yet you needed only 3 to prove you're a faggot.
>>699750882
Wow a whole year!
>>699754056
Marry me
i remember when this place was full of funny ylyl threads with bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A
FUCK YA SEAKING!!!
Like one week after the Jessie Slaughter thing
>roody-poo candyass
>the consequences will never be the same
>japanerection.mov
>fappening
Probably missing some stuff
Consequences...will never be the same!!
Sorry folks...pools closed.
How do you Heaven?
>>699756501
He said old fag you glorious newfag
Sorry lad, newfag here
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>>699756595
>think you can call me a fag because you know how to hack your name
>>699756848
Well no shit
Peanut Butter
Newfags can't 7
PENIS and VAGINA filters
>>699750697
only oldfags remember this xDDD :333
>>699750697
shoop da woop
>>699750697
We know you are a newfag OP. And you bitches don't know about my dick.
Since before the first use of ID's, ~2009
Bix nood.
>>699755538
By this scale?
Newfag
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>>699750697
i'm in charge of malaysia
>puddi puddi
>desu
>roody poo candy ass
> raids
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>>699750697
Speaking of, does anyone have that one mouse macro? The 3d weird looking mouse with the sunset behind it? Haven't seen it in forever.
>>699750697
I remember the war we had with funnyjunk
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did i do it right? desu desu :3
>totes not newfag ive been here all summer
http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/
From a time before 4chan was conceived from moot's ass.
>>699755538
>desu
>original fag
Ehhh sort of. But she wasn't big when this started. She was big post-mootxico
Also, obvious ancientfag here.
My cash spent to help save 4chan bought our founder his vacation.
>>699757624
Jesus dude. Haven't seen this one for a while.
>>699755538
apparently according to your chart i barely qualify as an oldfag
I don't have to prove shit nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
Not an old fag. Fuck you if you care.
are the mods asleep?
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>>699750697
I'm an oldfag cause i think /b/ sucks now :) Prove me i'm lying
>Protip: You can't
More pre-4chan when life was good and nobody was faggots.
Another pre-4chan delight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA
https://youtu.be/2NNMHxqJp6A
I remember when there was no /mlp/ or /vp/, when /x/ was good. When 4chan was only populated by the niche of people who knew about it. I remember /z/. I watched other chans spin off, grow, and fade away. Now 4chan is trapped in a never ending summer...
One more for the pre-4chan era
engrish.com
I don't see any others giving out pre-4chan stuff, try harder faggots. Or are you all 12?
>>699750697
if there's a lion you get in the car
bitches have no idea what this means
>>699758482
Orgish
I remember no captcha
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED / I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
>>699758805
don't you mean ogrish?
FFS
>>699758482
didn't have internet until I went to college in 2009. I didn't browse before 4chan existed.
Found 4chan in 2010. first thing I encountered was brushie
>>699758985
Yessss Ogrish sorry. It's been too long, trying to go from my shitty memory. That got shut down in what, 2007?
I remember when memes like rage face and troll face belonged to 4chan, not 9gag.
It was a simpler time. Nowadays everything has to be wrapped in layers upon layers of irony
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>>699759257
It is now Liveleak.
>>699759372
pikachu
>>699759372
>>699759180
>brushie
Ugh one of the first cancer memes. Then came that stupid fucking banana, then that stupid frog, then the pear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlTcUFwD9k
Yup.
Oldfag here.
What are dubs?
When I found out what Hamtaro-chan has become, I had to stop for a moment to consider something of value was lost
>>699759454
is it pikachu?
I remember those Queen of /b/ (Boxxy) threads constantly being spammed..
>>699759454
I thought it was mudkips
>>699759558
click the image you retard
>>699752194
snacks waz kang
>>699759644
it still is
>>699750697
desu
>>699759640
oh no you dont nigger!
>>699750697
tbh wtf smh
I hate all you cringey faggots.
>>699750697
juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulie
Classics again before 4chan was invented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmyWLyEEvw
>>699759763
not constantly all over the place and in your face
>>699750697
LOL internet
>>699750697
Hidden board and ace's email
>>699755275
LOL
>>699758089
Saw this on snowboard.com did anybody else ever use it?
I'm not.
>>699759960
dude, this was the fucking shit back in the day
zeeky boogy doog
>>699758089
Looks like I killed 12 kittens least week.
never forget
I will love you as long as you remember the flash archives.
YOUVE BEEN BACKTRACED
Milhouse is not a meme
>>699750697
My first /b/ experiences I clearly remember were:
- A thread where some guy bought a cheeseburger from McD and fucked it, posting pics off his dick inside the destroyed burger
- One day, every fucking post was about lamps, almost everyone was saying "lamp" and posting lamp pics in every thread, I was fairly new to /b/ at the time, and did not understand what the fuck was going on. I believe the following days, posting "lamp" could get you banned
I think those were in 2007/2008, something like that.
>>699758089
everybody was a faggot, faggot.
>>699760182
That never happened. We were all out getting lunch at the time.
/b/ had 15 pages
>>699750697
Not that old of a fag,
Still, are we not all newfags forever?
>>699759978
instead we get trap threads and dick rate threads.
faggots.
>>699750697
>>699760319
http://www.youareanidiot.org/
http://pwned.nl/
I hear from a very reliable source that you do in fact enjoy a good mudkip
oldfags don't post on this shit board anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVGv1GBSew
This
Just don't say his name
that is all.
>>699750697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkUsF63z7Ko
>>699755538
>been lurkin 7 years
>still a newfag
>>699760711
Amber Lamps!
Who fucking cares anyone can pretend they're an oldfag because most things worth remembering are all on fucking know your meme and any 12 year old knows about it
>>699759454
shit
The day the pussy ass scorpion man'd up,
>>699761389
>Doesn't realize these are actually 4chan nostalgia threads in disguise.
Dick tattoo on the face
>>699757126
fucking cake boy
>>699753087
Reddit the post
Frog balloon, nuff said
had it for years
Zozzle > Kek
>>699761363
anon knows
>>699760880
Grinman likes to grin
>>699762195
>nuff said
>you started late 2015
>>699750697
Threads like this didn't exist
Call Amber Lamps
anybody remember moot?
elliot from mr. robot is based off of him
wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I've been here since 07 or 08 when the whole slender man shit started. I used to frequent teh flood (one of bungies old forum) and I heard of this place. that forum disappeared a while back and This became the only forum I now frequent.
Hiroshima is our new overlord
don't watch the grifter it'll fuck you up
>>699750697
I remember when m00t still owned 4chan and when /b/ wasn't a fucking pornsite and suicide site.
>>699755538
Old fag.
Been lurking since '06.
There are no oldfags left, this is a children's website and it has been for awhile
>>699762747
I dunno, looks alright to me
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>>699750697
I literally just found this place. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
in the golden days of word filter.
when you typed in 7 and it come out as over 9000
This is more than enough. Hacker-man.
The Game
>fuck all of you
>lurk m0ar
>>699752883
/thread
>John is kill
Everybody remembers the vuvuzela?
I kind of miss Moot fucking around with us.
>>699762916
a LOT
I have TGT saved
>>699762916
Literally all the worst people come here. Dont worry about it /b/ro. You can be one of us too.
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
>>699750697
I'm not. You can tell because I use grammar, never complain about cancer, and respond to b8.
ya dun goofed
>>699762916
Welcome to the shittiest of the shitty website's you can find on the net. Enjoy your stay. Probably wont last too long..
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>>699763022
pussy ass count
>>699750697
been here 5 years still cancer. RIP
>>699763906
9gag watermark... Go back to where you came from!
>>699750697
lukeywes is a fat bitch
Post by Newfag to find out how to be a Oldfag...
I remember when oldb.swf
I remember when all posts filtered to same text so you coudn't post normally, you had to write in a picture and post that way
>>699757140
You're an idiot. That showed up after Mootz shit on us for Google.
I lost my iPod
>>699760182
8 YEARS?
But it was like last year...
>>699750697
Dancingbaby.gif
Niggers tongue my anus
I was here before newfags would say "not your personal army" we would do raids everyday. That was the best
milhouse-is-not-a-meme
>>699750697
snacks was little girl and moot was a lonely little faggot
>>699752248
Oh god, i completely forgot about this.
Sage
>>699755275
Pretty sure it was two years ago...
sudoku goes in all fields
>>699759454
Omoth
>>699750697
I once was questioned by the cyberpolice and the state police for uploading the video of an old man with an epic beard beating a nigger. Consequences were never the same.
hey guise, going to war in Iraq will be a bad idea. That's not something we should really do.
I used to browse Putfile and /b/ at the same time.
>pic related
>>699768296
Remember when /rs/ was still a board? or /z/?
>>699750697
You are part of the cancer that has killed /b/
>>699760270
>Milhouse is not a meme is a meme
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>699768892
RON PAUL. THE REAL FUCKEN JOHN IS HERE.
I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling my house every night at 3am asking for "BATTLETOADS" and sayin' the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called “faggot” by girls like this (my bitch).
So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid shit, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life.
Stop posting my picture.
- John
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>lolwut.com
i still follow rules 1 and 2
Am I an oldfag if I remember all the shit said in this thread?
>>699750697
we must have a Ussr board
/USSR/
>>699759454
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Biforce Baby !!!
>>699752248
Good job fag, it's not like that shit is youtube oldfaggery.
>>699759901
>implying this is oldfag material
How come it seems like there's never any screenshots from back when IDs and word filters were a part of the board?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6elRs7F5k
Old wowfags will remember
>>699755538
I am become Death
i see a blue bottle
>>699773017
oldfag
nigger tongue my anus
also noko.
>>699750697
OP is a candyass.
>Heaven
lol
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>>699770101
lmao
wtf
CP is secret word for cheeze pizza wich is secret word for child porn XDDDD
>>699750697
desu
>>699750697
>pretending to be an oldfag
>as newfag as they get
>>699758546
How much?
100% proof of oldfag.
older than most of you
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I am 12 what is this?
Pen0r
