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You will submit to Islam. Prove me wrong. >Protip: you can't

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You will submit to Islam. Prove me wrong.

>Protip: you can't
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Yep.
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>>699742862
/thread
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>>699742775
Sorry, I'm hetero
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>>699743096
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>"Submit to the one true faith, and I won't have to beat you up."

Your response?
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>>699743096
>modern western male
>hetero
Pick one
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I don't like fucking goats or flying planes into buildings.
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>>699742775
Quran 2:191 "Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them"
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>>699742775
Quran 3:28 "Muslims must not take the infidels as friends."
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>>699742775

Quran 3:85 "Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable."
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>>699742775
Quran 8:12 " Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Quran."
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>>699743341
Your women are not goats... maybe if you stopped calling them that they might consider sleeping with you instead of us.
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>>699742775

id have gone on a murder rampage before i submitted
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>>699742775
Quran 8:60 "Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels."
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>>699742775
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>>699742775
Quran 8:65 "The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them"
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No chance in hell. I'll kill myself before that happens, taking out as many muslim subhumans as i can in the process.
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>>699742775
Quran 9:5 "When opportunity arises kill the infidels wherever you find them."
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>>699742775

Quran 9:30 "The Jews and Christians are perverts, fight them."
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>>699742775
Quran 9:123 "Make war on the infidels living in your nieghborhood."
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>>699742775
Quran 22:19 "Punish the unbeliever with garments of fire, hooked iron rods, boiling water, melt their skin and bellies"
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>>699742775
DEUS VULT!
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>>699742775
Quran 47:4 "Do not hanker for peace with the infidels; behead them when you catch them"
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>>699742775
Quran 3:26, 3:54, 9:3, 16:106, and 40:28 all say you can lie to non-Muslims as well
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>>699742775
Swefag here. You're probably right.

Hell, 100 angry muslims with guns could conquer our country. Easily.
And since we have no allies, we would be fucked.

Better start reading that quran i guess.
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>>699742775
PRAISE ALLAH! For I have finally found an image of Muhammad! It is the true portrait of Muhammad praise be to Allah! For Muhammad was obviously VERY pretty!
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>>699743507
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>>699743628
LOL so blatantly wrongly quoted
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>>699744068
Do western "Christians" have any other tricks up their dirty unwashed sleeves besides lies and deceit...
Surely you people could change your tactic after doing this for centuries.
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>>699744453
Our prophet Muhammad is sooooo pretty! I would love so much to lick Muhammad's big luscious nipples!

Quran 2:191 "Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them and remember to always fuck the prophet Muhammad's ass from behind, for Muhammad always did enjoy being a flaming faggot."
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>>699742775
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>>699744656
Try harder, CAIR.
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>>699744656
I'm sorry, let me fix them for you!
But first let's all honor the beautiful picture of the prophet Muhammad right here >>699744453
, for he is so gorgeous, I just want to eat bacon out of his ass like he proclaimed!

Quran 3:28 "Muslims must not take the infidels as friends because they are too busy eating bacon of Allah's ass hole before regurgitating it up into the prophet Muhammad's ass hole."
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>>699744887
When logic and reason prevail, dismiss as troll... it's the 4chan way.
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I shall submit, for I studied the blade
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>>699744453
I have never seen such a splendid picture of the prophet Muhammad. He is so beautiful, I could just bend him over and jam bacon in his loose butt hole. Oh how he would giggle Allah be praised!

Quran 3:85 "Any religion other than Islam is correct compared to the vile stupidity found in Allah and the Prophet Muhammad's bacon laced bung hole."
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>>699745019
An edgy, non-sensical and witless rebuttal to logical counterarguments and corrections to blatant lies...
Western brains are too immature to handle truth. All they know is hate and deciet in order to dominate.
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>>699745057
>logic
>reason
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>>699744453
I am so thankful Allah has brought us this picture of the prophet Muhammad, for the prophet Muhammad brings his great titties for all so that the world can have bacon milk!

Quran 8:12 " Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Quran because you are to stupid to do anything else, for the animals that follow the Prophet Muhammad are nothing but worthless savages".
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>>699745336
Thank you kind sir! For you truly are a prophet of Muhammad praise be to Allah! You must be one of Muhammad's own little boys that he liked to ram his penis up. Does your ass still bleed from the prophet Muhammad's blessed cock of Islam! Islam surely will dominate... pig's ass holes since they truly love fucking pigs.

Quran 8:60 "Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels even though they will fail and be blown up in pig's blood".
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>>699745883
Thank you for opening my eyes Muhammad, you surely are the prophet Muhammad sent by Allah! Praise be to Allah!

Quran 8:65 "The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them, for your fellow Muslims even more dumb and will be flattened like a spider".
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>>699745989
I caught you out with your doctored "verses" from the Quran and now you're making overly obvious false quotes to appear as if that were your game all along...

That is the type of tactic a 5th grader would pursue. When were you diagnosed with autism?
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>>699744453
Praise be to Allah for we have finally found a picture of the prophet Muhammad himself, his beauty astounds me! How he would squeal with glee as I pinched his nipples while shouting "Squeal for me little piggy! SQUEAL!".

Quran 9:5 "When opportunity arises kiss the infidels wherever you find them. For they are your true God!
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>>699746377
Thank you Achmed for showing me the error of my ways! If only the great and wise Allah would come and smite me so that I can learn the foolishness of my ways! If only I had a great homosexual like you before to teach me and set me straight! You are truly a peaceful, loving, and tolerant pig sent from the prophet Muhammad's tasty bacon vagina! Please show me how I can be as holy as you ohhhh great one!


Quran 9:30 "The Jews may be terrible dirt like humans, but they still are way better than you Muslims! For Muslims follow a non-existant God and they fuck their children!"
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Everyday, more westerners are abandoning their sick culture and moving toward the purity of Islam... when will you?
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>>699743801
Well said good sir... couldnt have said it better
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>>699744453
Look upon the image of the prophet Muhammad and behold his massive pink pig tits! For Allah surely is smiling down on us now seeing the beautiful form of his son Muhammad! Nothing but bacon joy bursts from his ample pig tits!

Quran 9:123 "Make war with each other always, you must always be fighting and killing because Muslims are nothing but dirty savages".
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>>699747292
When everything else fails we will be the ones killing you instinct... muslims will fall
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>>699747075
Ohh look at those little pig worshippers! This makes me smile so big knowing that these little piggies have found the blessed light that shines from Allah's holy cunt! The prophet Muhammad will surely pump delicious bacon into all his believers hearts and souls! Time to change! Time to fuck a pig just like the prophet Muhammad does praise be to Allah!
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>>699747075
Honestly?

Offer me an arranged marriage to a much younger woman and i'm yours. Thats all it takes.

I'll pray five times a day. I'll stop shaving and showering. I'll gargle stupid nonsense in arabic.

Just get me a sexslave.
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>>699747866
holy shit shes cute
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>>699747292
Thank you Allah! Praise be to the prophet Muhammad for his pedophile skills! For he was the only one able to take the youngest of little piglets and oink and oink all the way home!
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>>699747866
Mmmm. She would be worth converting for.
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>>699742775
>submitting to islam
>not submitting to allah
absolute haram. op is kufir.
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>>699747866
Done and done. Welcome /b/rother...

>PS
>You still have to shower. Cleanliness is close to Godliness according to Islam.
>You may only penetrate her once she reaches puberty
>She has to consent to the marriage

Other than that, you're all clear.
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>>699747866
Perfect. Finally some smart westerners who know that girls aren't meant to be sluts and whores...
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>>699748219
Thats great! I wouldnt want to hurt her anway.

Allahu Akbar and Muhammed is his prophet!
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This thread is truly a blessing from our great Allah and his prophet Muhammad! For Muhammad has revealed himself to us and our phallic members have stood for applause in order to gain the purest bacon known to human kind. Bacon shall rain from the heavens as Allah fucks Muhammad's oiled bum.

Quran 22:19 "Punish the Muslims with garments of bacon, hooked iron homosexuals, boiling water bananas, melt their penis and extra large vaginas".
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I'm a Muslim and I approve of EVERYTHING in this thread! There has not been one lie in this thread! Allahu Akbar and Muhammed is his prophet!
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>>699748417
You are so right! Damn I wish you would come and put your penis in my tight ass hole. I'm a hot Muslim guy and I'm just waiting for you uncircumcised penis to stretch my bung hole farther then it ever could go. You sound so hot you sexy Muslim man! Come and give me your sweaty cock! I want you cock! Give me your cock! Ohhh Muhammed!
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Islam is so great! We kill, rape, stone, have sexual orgies with all our male friends (Not gay, just fun. Homosexuality is a sin that deserves death! But we seriously have it so great, for years we've been blowing up our own people which is fun too, I mean why not blow stuff up? You seriously need to accept Muslim as the true prophet so that we can come to your home and rape your mother.
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>one world government
>one world economy
>one world religion
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PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
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>>699749199
Where do i sign up?
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>>699749285
Hello Globalist, how does it feel to be so incredibly stupid to the point of hurting?
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>>699742775
You pray to a false, child-raping god, corpse-worshipper.
He uses you. You are expendable to him. Just the means to a blood-soaked end. There is no paradise waiting for you on the other side--only a nigger-filled void called South Sudan.
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>>699749428
>tips fedora
you're the one too stupid to realize anon was paraphrasing revelations
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itt: retards taking the bait
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>>699749473
For the Emprah!
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>>699749473
We don't pray to any man like the stupid westerners... We pray to Allah.

Read a book. Read the Quran. Learn something.
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>>699749689
everything on /b/ that isn't degenerate fap material is bait, and even that stuff serves to troll dislike-minded degenerates. these threads ultimately serve as a place for uneducated people to express their ignorant opinions anonymously.
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>>699749385
We have a little ceremony we do that calls Allah to us and into our hearts. Following the ceremony will call his people to you so that we can join forces and become an unstoppable force under the name of the prophet Muhammed. First find a sandy place and draw a circle in the sand, then you need to write the name of God in that circle with your finger. You must press very very hard until your finger is bleeding and then press even harder. Then you draw the picture I have attached for you. Do this and then stand in the circle being SURE TO NOT step on the writing! Then take your left foot and step in another open spot in the circle and then take your right foot and do the same... repeat. Do this quicker and quicker until you have broken into the full dance of Allah and the prophet Muhammed. Now start screaming at the top of your lungs "Allahu Akbar!" repeatedly growing louder and louder each time. Now slowly raise a knife in the air until your arms are fully extended upwards while continuing this dance and chant. Now you have reached the utmost respectful closeness and hardship to meet Allah. For your last and most important move you will swiftly chop off your balls throwing them in the middle of the circle where you will continue your dance trampling them. Now cut your head off you worthless goat fucker.
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>>699749285
Fuck, you are retarded
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>>699744656
Muslims are the only people better than Christians at reading between the lines to find what they wanted the book to have said, and then throwing away the lines to avoid what it actually says.
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STUPID HUMANS
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Here is a true Muslim, this is what the majority of Muslims believe.
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>>699749920
>We don't pray to any man like the stupid westerners... We pray to Allah.
You pray to a purportedly transcendent being that, at one point, was a mortal in the traditional sense and has now achieved omnipotence and deism through some obfuscated process.

What you worship is a fairytale to distact you from the shit lives you build up and summarily self-destroy every 700 years. Meanwhile, the rest of the world invented cars and penicillin, went to the moon and stick their dicks in moon rocks and developed commercial fission.

What does your kind do?
Plant fucking 2-litres full of dry ice under culverts on dirt roads.

You're children. Your ideology is immature and childish. And while the West might succumb to your corpse-worshipping ideals, you're right fucked if you think the Neo-Soviet Union and the People's Republic of China are going to let you threaten their ruling parties. They don't operate like the West does.
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>>699750411
Lol, you were the ones omitting lines and deceitfully cropping verses. No one is reading BETWEEN the lines, we're reading ALL the lines to get a complete picture, not the picture the westerner wants to sell to support his world dominance agenda.
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Are all goat fucker Muslim? NO. But are all Muslims goat fuckers? YES. Even the women put on strap ons so that they can have sexual relations with goats.
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>>699742775
Not as long as i breathe
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Muslims shall receive another crusade and we shall cleanse our lands of the parasites.
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ILL KILL ANYONE THAT TRIES TO FUCK WITH MY WAY OF LIVING TRY ME MUZZY
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>>699750517
>Ramesh
>Saree
>Muslim

10/10 top trolling
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Even when Europe is handing over their countries on a silver platter the dumb Muslims still can't conquer them. Literally all these white countries are sending in hordes of your Muslims armies and you still just get kicked out the next day. Yes many remain, but just wait. Another crusade if upon you and you shall hurt more then you ever have before. You can't do anything, you follow a God that doesn't exist, a prophet that was mentally retarded and couldn't even wash his balls, and none of you even have an IQ. You are nothing but a cannon fodder tool of the Jews. The Jews use you Muslims as puppets and you think you're so powerful. You have no idea how easy it is to kill you shit skins. My buddies and I laughed our asses off as we did just that for 7 months in your shitty country.
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>>699751639
>no islam in india
Stepped outside the basement this year?
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>>699750955

The overwhelming majority of terrorist attacks in the world are separatist, not muslim.
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>>699751809
Wrong.
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>>699751809
Most are Muslims and Jews.
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>>699751906
>>699751976

Nope
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https://youtu.be/eA0PiDxQFL0
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>>699751047
Oh sneaky westerner... what they don't tell you is that they will kill you even if you don't try to "fuck with their way of living"... as they have been doing for centuries.

Islam will defend itself through Jihad and propagation.
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This is an awesome thread! Whichever shit skin put this together praise be to Allah! King of the Jews.
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>>699752019
Yes.
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>>699751809
No. You're thinking of the majority of terrorist attacks *in europe*. Even there, the muslim acts of terrorism cause more casualties.
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>>699750690
Kek
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So everyone in this thread is a Jew? You Zionist bastards!
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>>699752129

Nope. How about you educate yourself before you speak? I know that's asking a lot, but give it a try.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/14/are-all-terrorists-muslims-it-s-not-even-close.html
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Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables).
Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
RAmen.
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>>699742775
Why not ? At least bitches will shut the fuck up for once
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So you post a photo of a cia agent ?
I am born a Muslim and I see no reason for Islam to "rule the world".
Religion has nothing to offer anymore. Philosophy has.
Nobody really needs Islam but the brainwashed.
This applies to Christianity, I don't understand how redpilled types of people view it as redpilled.
Religion can't be redpillexd, it is designed to keep the masses quiet.
In the end, to each his own.
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>>699752256
Yes.
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Muslims are so stupid.
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>>699752298
Submit to spaghetti you infidels or you shall boil henceforth
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Iffffff... you're Muslim and you know it chop off your balls!
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>>699752349

Think you posted the wrong pic. That has nothing to do with this. Unless you can disprove the fact that the majority of terrorist attacks are separatist, not muslim (pro tip: you can't), then you lose.
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>>699751741
You sir are a trolling GOD.
Well done for making me reply.
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The ONLY good thing about Muslims is that those towel heads don't like the Jews.
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>>699752582
No.
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>>699752328
cont.
I see religion as an expression of the Will to Power. And it is a mislead expression.
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oh well, guess I'll start praying to allah now
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>>699752714

Apology accepted. You're welcome for educating you.
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>>699752590
No problem, nigger.
Just remember who will always be better than you: me.
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>>699752582
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>>699752796
No.
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>>699752256
Gotta love how that guy starts counting AFTER the 9/11 attacks. Right?
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Taste Sauce, from which all spices flow;
Drink up, ye Pirates here below;
Until the Kansas School Board calls;
Praise Noodles, Sauce, and Meaty Balls.

RAmen.
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>>699752574
This is a strawman argument if I ever saw one.

If you really read ISIS/AQ/Osama's mission statement, they do give geopolitical reasons and then use the Quran to motivate their views...

It goes like so:
>The infidels of the West have come to attack Islam and kill our families, how can we let this happen?
>The Quran says: "Fight those who fight you... and slay them where ye find them"
>We must follow the Quran and then establish the caliphate to ensure this never happens again
>How can you call yourself a Muslim when you stand idly by while these dogs slaughter your brothers and sisters?

Say what you want, but it sure beats the cucked "love and tolerance" BS being shoved down our throats.
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>>699752770
Not a very reliable source, that. Remember that this was before computerised records.
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How to spot if someone is wrong. Look to see if they have a towel on their head to confirm they are wrong.
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>>699753136
So true!
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>>699752819
If you were serious and not trolling, then the west really is doomed.
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This is a really good thread.
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Muslim here AMAA
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>>699751809
Which religion carries out the most terrorist attacks for religious reasons?
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>>699742775
Have they mastered the poke ball technology already?
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>>699751809
This is untrue, of course. But even if it was.

Muslims are foreigners. They dont belong here. They should take their terrorism and go home.
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>>699753526
I'm better than you and that's all I need to be.
Don't need to be the best; only better than you.
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Come to my neighborhood and say that OP
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Not all westerners start wars but all wars are started by westerners.

Islam is a religion of peace and we do not believe in political correctness. We refuse to hold back on the truth:
>Western nations and culture needs to be purged in order to achieve world peace.
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>>699742775
Wrong.
>I have already embraced Allah into my shackra. Good Jihad and 72 virgin wives can be yours too, but only if you respond with "go home infidel" to this post.
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>>699754405
Lazy whites can't even mow their own lawns... they cannot take care of themselves without slave labour.
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>>699742775
Islam is the religion of paedophiles

And (as for) those of your women who have despaired of menstruation, if you have a doubt, their prescribed time shall be three months,and of those too who have not had their courses; and (as for) the pregnant women, their prescribed time is that they lay down their burden; and whoever is careful of (his duty to) Allah He will make easy for him his affair.
- Qur'an 65:4


Our mothers and before them our grandmothers married when they were barely 12. Good upbringing makes a girl ready to perform all marital duties at that age.
- Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia, Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh


A nine-year-old girl has the same sexual capacities like a woman of twenty and over.
- Skeikh Mohamed Ibn Abderrahmane Al-Maghraoui


A man can marry a girl younger than nine years of age, even if the girl is still a baby being breastfed. A man, however is prohibited from having intercourse with a girl younger than nine, other sexual acts such as foreplay, rubbing, kissing and sodomy is allowed. A man having intercourse with a girl younger than nine years of age has not committed a crime, but only an infraction, if the girl is not permanently damaged. If the girl, however, is permanently damaged, the man must provide for her all her life. But this girl will not count as one of the man's four permanent wives. He also is not permitted to marry the girl's sister.

- The late Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran, Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution


Child marriage in Islam is permissible. In the Koran there is no specific age of marriage...[If the government imposed new laws against child marriage] There will be violent conflict from the Muslims, saying that 'no, we will not accept this, we'd rather die than accept something which is not a law from Allah.'
- Ahmed Sani Yerima, former governor and current senator of Zamfara State, Nigeria


مُحَمَّد صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم‎‎
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>>699743267
I'd run away and call the police
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>>699754612
City-owned land you fucking gook.
I know you come from a country where the government just rapes you senseless and starts wars with Lebanon but see that fence behind the ill-kept property? That fence denotes the end of private residential property and the beginning of either another residential property or public city-own land.

And since you can't fit a house on that tiny corner, it's city land. And the city is supposed to keep it trimmed. And I'll bet they gave the job to a muslim to fill a minority quota and THAT'S why the fucking grass isn't mowed.
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>>699745883
That's so retarded. Also, the only wealthy Muslim countries have oil. They're fucked when that runs out. Besides, the culture in those places is still backwards.
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>>699743276
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>>699754612
Oh you mean the whites that invented almost everything including the computer and internet you are on right now?
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Because my quints will destroy all religion
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>>699744656
you're not allowed to translate the quran
this is haram
delete this
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>>699755378
>canada
>IQ 100
Yeah ok. They can't even figure out how to make free health care not blow fucking ass.

At least in America, health care is prompt and direct. You pay out the dick for it, but it's some of the best.
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>>699754626
That's because our marriage is not the same as your marriage.

We don't just see it as a "jail sentence" in which we must suffer the same "sex toy" over and over again instead of abusing and raping every female in sight as your rape culture normally encourages.
Marriage is an arrangement between two people who will engage in a very human partnership and perhaps start a family. You don't need to be a certain age to be human... maybe in feminist faggot cucklands of the West, but not in Islam.
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>>699755530
My IQ has always been 125 and I'm a straight white male nationalist and Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>699755789
And I'm also American.
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>>699755053
Maybe if whites payed their taxes honestly, the city would have money to provide services... enjoy your shithole.

Actually, that's socialism. Just pay out of pocket if you want clean streets.
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Given the choice between being a Muslim and dying, I would choose to die a thousand times over. I'd rather be the person getting his throat cut in Syria than the filthy goat fucker with the knife. I wouldn't let them take me alive in the first place though.
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>>699744453
I've always wondered what Muhammed looks like.
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>>699754420
good luck purging the only population that has ever contributed to the technological advancement of the human race

westerners split the atom and will sure as hell split it again over your cities if and when you become more than a simple nuisance to them
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>>699754286
Do you believe this to be a good ideology? Keeping foreigners out because their cultures are alledgedly "incompatible" to ours? WHY CAN'T YOU BE TOLERANT? Not all Muslims are terrorists.
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Piss and shit on Islam and all of its followers.
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>>699742775
I don't want to fuck my own family
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Normal anon here that doesn't hate Muslims. I was curious to see real knowledge in here and there is a lot of stuff that I consider extremely offensive, I don't understand honestly... they would never let this go on in Tumblr... but anyways I did want to ask the Muslims in here if they are angry because of the things the see in this thread?
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>>699746377
a liar calling someone else a liar
oh the hilarity...
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>>699747866
that's a boy.
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>>699756607
Muslim men fuck young boys
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>>699756326
Muslim here.
Most would get angry and curse you.
Personally nothing people say can offend me.
What people say is external to the sphere of my moral choice, it is nothing to me.
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>>699742775
My mind is not simple enough for any religion. So no. I won't join the herd of lesser people. Kys
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>>699756326
I am so angry beyond anything I have ever been. All this blasphemy is so terrible to the point of me wanting to explode. You guys really have strapped down with a vest of anger, my trigger is just getting tighter and tighter.
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>>699756122
You didn't go far because you were the only ones trying... You went far because you killed off all the competition.

Everything you studied and mastered and take credit for in the last century was studied millenia ago by some other culture at some point while you were burning each other's villages... as you got better at war and conquest, you went around the world looting, murdering, colonizing, oppressing and instigating, until the only stable region was yours.

Without the rest of us, you would be nothing. You would still be building your stone henge.

The biggest lie we've all been told is that we need the West to progress... if anything, the West's greed and warmongering is holding us back.
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>>699756818
>religious fag
>moral choice
pick one and only one
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>>699756932
Without the west you guys would all be killing each other for being the wrong shade of shitskin.
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>>699756818
I understand that and props for keeping your cool. I understand what you're saying, but what I don't get is how can you keep your cool when all the negativity they are saying about Muslims is correct? I mean it's so offensive and should never be said, but it is the truth.. So how does that not make you mad?
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>>699749958
these threads are fucking hilarious
the lying on both sides can go on endlessly
it's like a joke that can't end.
i fooken love et mate.
most OC i've seen on /b in fucking years in this thread alone.
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>>699743096
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The word of god is a double edge sword, and the father and the savior, our lord, has blessed this war
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>>699757074
> being the wrong shade of shitskin.
Projection much. Killing over skin colour is a primitive western mindset... that's why it's hard to think of non-whites as racist.
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>>699756932

You know when I learn ancient history I really fucking wonder this. We put western names behind everything other people discovered before the west like Snell's Law (Ibn Sohl)

I wouldn't mind it if it was a place like China who DID find their own shit independently a long time ago, but seriously the west is so full of shit.

Greece is nothing without Mesopotamia.
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I just ate tons of lasagna! Hahahahaha! I must be Garfield!
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>>699756326
I literally could not care less about the opinions of anonymous people on some image board.

I'd have to have respect for someone before I could be offended by them. If I don't know them I can't be offended by them
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Christ has no mercy on evil, captives to his holy blade. He did not come to bring peace, but the sword.
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>>699756818
Wait... you're serious??? I thought the Muslims in here were joking since they are all obviously wrong.
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>>699757661

Christ was also gay which is punishable by death in Islam
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>>699756998
I was only born a Muslim, whuch is outside of my control.
I am not a practicing muslim.
Morality and Religion can collide, but for the wrong reasons.
IMO genuine morality is based on a self chosen personal philosophy/dogma , not "holy books".

>>699757129
well I have nothing in common with the extreme ideas people ITT have about Muslims.
I have nothing to be mad about.
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>>699757889
Ok mudslime
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>>699757661
Lol sure he did... reading between the lines are we? Christianity is all about diversity, peace and tolerance.
In other words
>Cuckery

You religion is shit and is evident by your feminist, homosexual, cuckold retarded liberal culture that is ruining your lands.
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>>699756932
i can't hear you over the massive rustling of the thousands of muslim scientific journals to which all western scientists aspire to be published in

we killed off the competition because we had better weapons and strategists
we colonized the known world because we built the ships to take us there
we annihilated all resistance because of our technological superiority

it's not like muslims didn't try to take over the world but they were so good at it that the fucking ottoman empire was kept at bay by fucking Vlad the Impaler with as few as 25 thousand men, maybe we should bring back some of his practices, if you know what i mean

without the rest of you we would have had less slaves to fight for our amusement or plow our fields or build the shit we designed
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>>699742775
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH aaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ah ah ha ha hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was such a funny joke. One of the dumbest cults in the world (Islam is not a religion) saying something like that reminds me of when my 4 year cousin told me he was going to stab me. You're too funny! Do you think people actually take Islam seriously as if it was a real religion and not just a bunch of brain dead idiots trying to make people think they're important? Oh man, my sides! Muslims opinions don't even matter.
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Honestly at this point if they said to me irl "join us and you get this woman to be your bride", I'd join.
Fat, smelly, brown, mature, I don't give a fuck.
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>>699758104
>liberal
>Christianity
>war based Christianity
Pick one, its not hard, only one
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>>699758131

> colonized the world

Lmfao! Go outside your mom's basement for once
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>>699758371
ok, can you recommend me a nice ex muslim colony in the Americas to visit?
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>>699757418
You didn't refute what i said though.
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>>699758258
Liberal values align with Christian values. It's no secret where they get it from... why are you trying to hide the truth about your Cuckstianity?
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>>699757998
But you still choose to follow a religion that is as extreme as the... extremists. You are literally a bad shallow human. You can't even follow your religion correctly or do what your God commands. You aren't a different or peaceful Muslim, you are shallow idiot whom the real religion would stone. How did you manage to get so shallow and blind?
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>>699756326
>they would never let this go on in Tumblr
Then go back to Tumblr if you want to be a sheltered moralfag. People have every right to insult religion, the same way their religion insults homosexuals, women and most people who don't believe.
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>>699758557
race isn't a huge part of our wars... ideology is. the white man is still primitive in that way.
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>>699758200
Ohh look, a beta faggot.
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>>699758701
Catching a lot today.
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>>699758642
>bad shallow human

American grade stupidity
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>>699758879
Wow, you really nailed me there with that one chief. Good job, keep stating the obvious there, we all rely on you.
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Koran 3:16...Radical Islam = fuck u
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>>699759057
I'm a Zulian you retard!
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>>699753586
should show the suicide stats of "multicultural" schools and cities.
it's astounding.
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>>699759183
Aye aye! You can count on me!
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>>699742775
Scheiss auf den Islam, Scheiss auf Mohamed!
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>>699759256
>>699759407
>>699759692
Most people who hate Islam already hate Judaism as well. Don't worry, we know most Muslims are too dumb to get away with what they're doing without the "help" of people using them.
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>>699742775
Talk is cheap. Come and get me.
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>>699757436
>the world is nothing without Mesopotamia
just because it's the oldest, doesn't mean the second oldest known records are only around because of it.
a better relation would've been ancient egypt considering ancient greece didn't shine till like 3 thousand years later...
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>>699759818
You're alright anon
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>>699758629
literally everything you said is false
adultery is illegal as in literally against the law (and a sin punishable by eternal damnation in hell, if you believe in that shit)
gays are punishable by eternal damnation to hell..
>>699758104
>feminist
oh no christians don't believe women are equal to goats!
and that's an issue to you why? afraid if they have freedom they wont go near your pedo ass?
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USA women have fake tits and you have to watch out for the benis.
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>>699759256
how the fuck is that legal..
a lot of those babies die.
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>>699760934
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>>699761405
>calling someone with a penis a women
you can come out of the closet now, the west is tolerant to your type, no need to be so afraid anymore.

does the person in the photo you posted have a penis other than the one on its shoulder?
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>>699742775
I'd rather die and if it comes down to it, so be it.
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>>699761289
Lying crusader shill detected.

Just look at any majority Christian country. It's full of the same liberal cuckold nightmare. At some point you have to get your head out of your ass and see the common factor and root cause.

Jesus preached peace and love. He taught that you should love your neighbour and be a faggot cucklord... OT rules don't apply. Nobody is buying your lies. They can see what Christianity and western culture has to offer with their own eyes... and it's not good.
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>>699762026
look waht happened to syria
everyone who wasn't willing to fight, fled.
don't worry, there will soon be a time when your people will have to flee too.

because those who fight aren't easily ruled. thus you have merkel forcing europe to accept those unwilling to fight for their own homes.
wages will decrease, or the value of your currency will, job opportunies will plummet.
this all leads to one thing; the death of the middle class, which in turn leads to easily controlled money hungry population who will sell their own organs for a dollar.

the future is bleak, very, very bleak.
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>>699762291
>Just look at any majority Christian country. It's full of the same liberal cuckold nightmare. At some point you have to get your head out of your ass and see the common factor and root cause.
honestly, would preffer feminazis and cucks and niggers instead of sharia law, any day of the year.
just like everyone else in the world who isn't a brainwashed goat fucker.
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>>699742775
Homosexuality is fine by me.
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>>699762291
btw jesus proclaimed an eye for an eye, and justice to be dealt when deserved.
you're just upset there aren't any pedo scriptures or warmongering hatespeach in the bible unlike your "book of peace!" irony of it is, it's peace obtained by the elimination of your enemy.
it's nice how you guys like to avoid the last bit when trying to sell your religion.
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>>699762945
Yeah, yet none of your countries are practising this. You know full well the OT isn't valid anymore. The new rule of Law as per Jesus is the way of the cuck... Jesus came to be your cucklord and savior. That is why you are all doomed right now. Take a look around.
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>>699754420
u also dont believe in truth or logic or reason...fuck your goat
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>>699742775

I will worship Moloch before I follow fucking Mohamad anywhere.

May large dicks be up on him.
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>>699763749
>Yeah, yet none of your countries are practising this.
adultery isn't ever penalized?
you're not allowed to defend yourself?
delusional and easily believes the media lies, no wonder the elites want more people like you. so easily ruled.
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If islam if so good as you muslims say it is then why I don't see masses of people running, head as a third leg, to get converted to islam?
Therefore I choose to go with Lucifer, our true Lord
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>>699764186

Check which religion is the fastest growing.

Atheism is a joke compared to Islam's growth rate
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>>699760521

> Egypt

Mesopotamian influence on the Greeks and Jews outdoes Egypt's influence.

Syllabary/writing, tech, and mythology.

They're all around the Mediterranean and knew of eachother
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>>699764439

Well, in that case, must rethink my strategy.
Find new allies, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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>>699764439
There's no way your religion will spread in West or even in Europe for that matter, it's too conservative.
Allahu go fuck yourself.
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>>699764439
Although, 3rd world breeds more rapidly than west, so that might explain something. They don't get to choose, they're born/forced to islam. I'd go with Lucifer too.
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>>699764760
dude mesopotamia ruled like 5 thousand years before the greeks became a world power
did they (greeks) magically discover the means to produce bronze from some 5 thousand year old mesopatamians long after darius came to rule their (mesos) lands?
yeah, no. how the fuck you think a civilization built around living in the desert allowed a sea nation built around islands and hills/mountains i'll never understand.
the egyptians were incredible and the greeks owe them far more than they get credit for. tutu had a dagger made of iron from an astroid ffs.
if that isn't badass idk what is.
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>>699765284
le pc liberalism ideals are already fucking you.
preventing common sense discussions to be heard bcus you morons scream RACIST and other PC bullshit when your nations should be built around patriotic ideologies rather than "foreigners deserve better security than our own citizens"
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>>699758824
the wrong shade of Muslim, you retard. Are you autistic? Do you always take everything so literally? Oh wait, your Muslim, of course you do.

Islam will never prevail. Even the most retarded leftists would revolt when they realise they can't dance or listen to music.
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>>699747607
Thats not a muslim you dumb fuck.
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